Gura & Calli - These Two Boneheads Broke Everything

[@Lunchbox825]

This was maybe the most "dad playing with the kid and mom has to come clean things up" Takamori ever felt, like Calli broke a vase and her and Gura had to clean up before Kiara got home

[@1stCallipostle]

There's something somber about it being past tense as a concept

[@robbinparkyun6359]

Leave it to fans to be "TAKaMoRi" whenever Calli or Kiara are involved. Just let it go.

[@Lunchbox825]

@@robbinparkyun6359 I mean like im not trying to like use this moment to like push the ship or anything, I just think looking at it in the angle of the ship makes the whole thing even funnier

[@piknos3381]

@@robbinparkyun6359 In the context of the comment it makes perfect sense. Idk why you're so salty about it

[@notsoptimistic]

@@robbinparkyun6359 dude chill

[@Cruz7471]

The sudden music to explain what gura did killed me. 10/10 work as always.

[@Cyber_N-7660]

I almost spit out my water

[@SeeMyDolphin]

"Before we learn how Gura broke the elevator, we're going to need to talk about parallel dimensions"

[@Firestar4041]

@@SeeMyDolphin "Buckle up kids!"

[@tinokerkhof]

Classic Pannenkoek2012

[@dana-wrath]

@@SeeMyDolphin _an A press is an A press -- you can't say it's half._

[@watchleonne]

2 people who should never be left alone with a closed off village. A minecraft noob and a minecraft goob

[@lancereyes5645]

Gura: casually leaps up the wall Calli: **wall breaching noises**

[@Outlaw7263]

Calli: setting breach charge

[@dylannix4289]

@@Outlaw7263 _”A REALLY BIG FUCKING HOLE COMING RIGHT UP”_

[@Neko_-je3hg]

“The Calli broke through the wall that was deemed unbreakable, by its builders.”

[@Kastor774]

"But first we must discuss water source tiles" -Kowkarot, 2022

[@Kastor774]

P.S.: Gura and Calli are not daughter and dad. They're BROS.

[@Fadexpl]

Imagine a bus arriving at a bus stop...

[@spanikMuch]

Negative: Calli traumatized by early Minecraft adventure Positive: No Minecraft addiction, She's already very busy offline with music stuff and need to rest more.

[@7shinta7]

Well, I think Jump King simply took that spot. Yeah, it's a shame that Calli got scared of touching anything in Minecraft. This just makes her nervous and mess up more. But for now I think she doesn't play it anymore anyway - maybe except for special collabs.

[@IRMentat]

@@7shinta7 someone should have set calli up with a small "resource server" teleport in her house for her use only to go ham in. nothing fancy but enough to harvest and play in knowing if it exists she can kill, farm or explode it without fear. then send in Usada Kensetsu for "friendly surprises"

[@centphilipjumawan4560]

I remember Kiara having a collab while this was happening. She went straight here after the collab finished lol.

[@BlindxAF]

Kiara: dont mind me Calli: oh no worries dude no problem lol Kiara: _screeching phoenix noises_

[@montyeggman3075]

The Banjo-Kazooie pause theme during Calli's Christmas tree destruction was an absolute CHAD move. And the drowning jingle for Kiara's unfortunate accident in the elevator was equally as CHAD.

[@michaelterry6576]

I'm fairly certain it's actually from Super Mario 64.

[@montyeggman3075]

@@michaelterry6576 No, it's from Banjo-Kazooie (I should know; I have the game). The SM64 music that was used was the file select theme, during the little explanation parts.

[@bluelunala]

adding in kiara’s voice is so cool, really confused me for a bit

[@allenbocephus]

I'm pretty sure that was her in the game chat... they could hear her only when she was within proximity... I could be wrong but I think that was the case.

[@pudipudi3227]

@@allenbocephus there is no game voice chat or proximity voice chat in base Minecraft you would need recourse pack servers

[@EidoEndy]

@@allenbocephus Pretty sure Kiara was also streaming at the time and the audio was from that.

[@riluna3695]

@@EidoEndy Nope, Kowkarot is just that good. These are sound clips pulled from errant sources and dropped in in places they make sense. Check the description, he says as much. I for one was super impressed, it definitely sounds convincing.

[@EidoEndy]

@@riluna3695 it’s been a while since these streams, so it’s possible I misremembered. I do know she was streaming earlier, apparently she was on this right after a collab?

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

I love how they continuously tried jumping over the fence when there is an iron door just a few blocks away hidden from view

[@FlipFlob13]

Streamer brain hits hard sometimes

[@salubriousbeets]

You've truly mastered weaving together a story through clips, Kowkarot. Leading in to the story with a flashback as Gura thinks back while working with Ame. Then you highlight all the moments leading up to the moment like those Seconds from Disaster shows that break down what happened and where while telling a narrative. Then there's the extra bits like the Sonic drowning music and dubbing in Kiara's voice as if she was there. Finally flashing back forward to the end to bring it all together. I know when I'm watching a Kowkarot clip, I'm always gonna have the full context that makes the clip even better to watch. I appreciate all the hard work and research you put in to making these clips.

[@Artdizzle]

Damn man, actually that's true, there's a lot of lowkey effort put into these that I didn't even realize, although this one is more obvious since it's so long for a clip... Your comment made me subscribe, lol thanks

[@crescent68]

I like how gura was trying to type “your so bad” to kiara then proceed to say the nicest thing possible just to get out of trouble

[@AmeLilith]

Calli being really impressed by Kiara's work is a cute moment

[@J--.--]

It's cute moments all the way down.

[@TallulahSoie]

I know nothing of Minecraft, but this made me feel for Kiara. Gura immediately knowing they dun goofed when Kiara joined was priceless.

[@joshrowe9152]

my god it is pure pain watching them two play lmao

[@thegnomesprophet]

the bonebros truly live to their name... thanks as always for the fun clip kowkarot!

[@OutsiderAus10]

Calli casually suggesting they just kill the villager, lol. I would expect no less from a reaper.

[@Firestar4041]

Calli: "We could just kill him." Villager: ". . . *concerned grunt"* Gura: "Ye" Villager: *"Terrified grunt"*

[@rika5259]

Honestly I would've done the same thing

[@crescent68]

@@rika5259 except your not welcome anymore if the golem finds out

[@rika5259]

They won't if they also die too

[@crescent68]

@@rika5259 oh yeah I forgot that respawning makes the golem forgot about it🤣

[@OutsiderAus10]

It's almost been a whole year since then, yet it still feels like yesterday. Time flies man...

[@Ndom93]

1:08 What a missed opportunity to indicate a villager actually running away.

[@SidescrollerDef]

10:31 That familiar drowning music leading up to Kiara's confusion is perfect storytelling. Got me good with that.

[@igloo_igloo]

That was nostalgic. And I appreciate the added info to explain Minecraft logic.

[@ddiamond1572]

Released the villagers, broke the elevator, failed to murder* a man. Pure stress.

[@XenoKnightAlpha]

Ah, those were good times. Classic moments now. First time I saw Ame's impression of Kiara's laugh. Thank you so much for clipping and captions!

[@yunaX12]

Love the additional info you put in 2:58 since i dont play Minecraft i got confused what happened that time😅

[@chris_hisss]

They are that perfect trope, just literally leave them alone somewhere and they are going to break everything. Then the other have to come back and fix what they did. It is amazing. Great edit!

[@heavyplatinum9212]

Cali couldn't figure out the village belonged to Kiara when there is a wall around it with an iron door entrance and the elevator to ice highway built on it. Rule 1: Tell Cali everything so that she doesn't break or kill anything

[@conspiracyspider]

Oh my god that sudden Mario 64 music just made me start laughing and I don't know why.

[@principalflame5199]

Big Pannenkoek2012 energy (technically more UncommentatedPannen, but that's mostly sophistry)

[@KazutoSAO47]

omg...adding the Sonic Drowning timer sound is perfect when Kiara was drowning! LOL

[@J--.--]

I never did get the full picture of just how and why things went wrong that day. Thanks for this!!

[@effortlessfury]

Stressing me out as much as the day it happened for some reason. Feels like just yesterday and yet it really wasn't.

[@DekuStickGamer]

appreciate the UncommentatedPannen reference at 2:53

[@pj_mist]

thats why i dont use kelp-magma elevator to go down, i use gravity lol. I'll build the same vertical hole as a magma block elevator, dig one block than the floor, put a slab so the hole is half block tall (no need to jump, to go out) then water on top, boom free fall, its much faster.

[@gaoemii]

try using a waterlogged chest! it’s super satisfying to land on :D

[@zaccorpseman7366]

6:32 Reminds me so much of that scene in Transformers 1 where Barricade cornered Sam and was inching towards him bit by bit.. Except we have two Saleen S281s here instead of one, lol

[@Fate025]

This is the reason why I never construct downward elevators in Minecraft anymore. I just place a pool a water underneath and jump down.

[@remforrest]

Yes, bringing back the minecraft stream clips. I LOVE your edits and seamless story telling g through multiple months of streams.

[@bironbudokai742]

Kiara's voicelines are a nice touch. Great edit as always~

[@xcess7]

I will forever hear the SM64 File Select theme as an explanation/tutorial song, now. I was dying.

[@IllustriousElucidation]

always has been, ever since Pannenkoek2012 started making A button challenge videos

[@Maskof7eyes2]

They're too unga bunga for Kiara and Fauna's technological revolution

[@Dfso200x]

And that's the reason I don't make elevators to go down. It's easier and a LOT more effective to just make a puddle at the bottom and jump to it. Falling through air is a lot faster, and you don't have to press shift or risk getting hurt

[@werbearjack]

Both of them were so sorry but Kiara was super chill and just thinking of the great content they were creating.

[@syruphi]

I love how you can see a villager leaving in the background at 1:07

[@EvansL.]

You could feel the fear in the air. Like when you got bad grades on your report card and you hear your mom's car door slam outside the house.

[@josephlowe2628]

They actually are responsible for most of these kind of events, huh?

[@1UpWelch]

I'd love to see the notes you have to keep track of all the various streams, dates, sound bites, and moments that you include in these clips. Very cool stories pulled through time. Big ups to you, excellent work as always.

[@MeguminDStaff1007]

Just an old dad-daughter with mom moment that is fun to go back into. Mann i miss Calli playing minecraft really.

[@cainakro6354]

me too but sadly its not her type of game but she said she will still participate in events or collaborations i hope she consider it and take her time

[@WikedNarwhalz]

Yeah she was obviously not into it even in this clip, you can tell. Somethings aren't for everyone 🤷 Best not to pester them about it

[@minorasin]

Please more like this. You’re the only clipper I’ve subbed to, please more weaves like this

[@RoyalFusilier]

I love the sidebar attribution for clips to their original streams, it feels like clips from an actual TV show, very slick.

[@VividAmbitions]

this edit is amazing, especially love the sudden music on explanation and kiara proximity voices

[@andylin9523]

Your longer story driven videos never fail to deliver, for someone who doesn't have time to watch every stream these videos are amazing to catch up on what's been happening while also reliving classic moments.

[@JosephPadlaJosephPadla]

2:54 This part is a great and funny edit. Didn't even know that that's how Gura broke the water elevator.

[@SomeBuddy555]

the carnival was never finished.

[@lordofsmug8546]

Calli said that she plans on going back to Minecraft to finish the Carnival eventually cause she hates leaving things unfinished. So it'll be finished one day but who knows when lol

[@SomeBuddy555]

@@lordofsmug8546 yeah. i think she wanted to finish it before Council started to play MC but she didnt so the frustration and laziness probably took over.

[@lordofsmug8546]

@@SomeBuddy555 No no, she said it again on one of her recent streams when someone asked if she was gonna play Minecraft again. And she said that she doesn't really like playing it but will if someone wants to play with her and to finish the Carnival. So she plans on coming back to finish it and to play for the sports festival and collabs.

[@lordofsmug8546]

@@sliver170 Don't remember sorry.

[@SomeBuddy555]

@@sliver170 yeah i think ive seen it finished.

[@Soppy-0]

From here it's clearly the Phoenixton Zombieland saga next!

[@kaizon7177]

“oh we let a villager out, *Lets kill him*” I hate this *Breaks the wall 5 feet from the door*

[@superitgel1]

Very well made! I appreciate the Minecraft technical explanations. At the time, I had no idea how Gura broke the elevator nor the mysterious cause of Kiara death😅

[@brazenh2836]

Ye always use buttons that stand out also wood buttons stay on for longer making them better for doors anyway. Also that's why signs are best for elevator entrance can't place on them and can walk straight through (fence gates good but can also trap and have to crouch through double trap door, easy to get stuck).

[@bediahvandougaljones]

ngl, this is probably the most painful moment in hololive minecraft history.

[@TacoSupremo]

3 hour stream to build door?

[@TrollCapAmerica]

@@TacoSupremo These two streams and an underrated forgotten early one where Kiara dug deep under the homebase. She spent hours gathering hordes of rare materials and when digging a last bit of coal dug into lava panicked because she didnt know it flows downward and got killed jumping around thinking it would fill up the tunnel she dug

[@penciler38]

Now we wait. Kowkarot's birbcall is truly majestic.

[@Celestial_Wing]

Calli's Oppais weighed her down and prevented her from jumping the fence, while Gura's light weightedness allowed her to scale it no problem.

[@lunaradept]

I appreciate the explanations for why things happened interspersed throughout the vid!

[@hornet65]

magma block elevators are a menace to society and much slower than just putting a puddle at the bottom.

[@spacecore6000]

I always love tuning in for the new episode of HoloCraft with executive producer Kowkarot.

[@neku2741]

Haha you even include Kiara noises.

[@xoxin_-]

That mario 64 music at 3:00 was wonderful. Both funny and made me nostalgic

[@Firestar4041]

12:26 That slow turn Just, *Radiates, MENACE*

[@raynightshade8317]

Kiara "This is why we cant have nice things"

[@lumen3088]

Calli really wanted that villager’s life. The reaper would be proud

[@TheNewbStyle]

Thanks for explanation about the elevator! I was confused about it this whole time

[@Chocobyter]

I didn't know I needed Minecraft facts with Mario 64 music until now

[@smollmighto]

even if the whole dad thing is a joke calli sometimes radiates too much dad energy

[@Remain_Unseen]

This sequence pains me so much to this day.

[@iamwhatitorture6072]

The nostalgia hits hard. The pure chaos was magnificent

[@Pokemaniak180]

The Sonic drowning music is an amazing addition

[@Zoten001]

The drowning theme from the Sonic games, nice touch.

[@Karurosu_7861]

I see these clips as time capsules to the past

[@tomwatts703]

The sheer contrast between cool intimidating rapper Calli and minecraft klutz Calli will never not be funny

[@Skeke]

This felt like watching Chernobyl where one error lead to another until the worst happened

[@ruinenlust_]

Love the pannen reference at 3:00

[@HalfCelestial88]

NOW I know how Gura goofed and committed manslaughter on Kiara. The ultimate famous last words from these two would be..."OOPS." N64 soundtrack made this much more funny. X'D

[@kidmike6297]

I love & hate how calli still blames herself with gura tree when im pretty sure it wasn't a Christmas tree it was gura trying to figure out 2 x 2 for her Christmas tree lol poor calli she'll never live it down this has strong Mom & Dad with their kid energy dad bad at games mom too good at games and the kid that makes an accident lmao

[@TrollCapAmerica]

Yeah Cali literally did NOTHING wrong it was a random tree Goober planted and trees are the most renewable resource in the game. This incident however Cali rampaging destroyed everything in her path with a level of cluelessness that was like a cartoonish parody of what not to do which made it hilarious. To be fair she also seemed to think it was spawned like that and had no clue Kiara built that from an empty village with one person into the thriving Megalopolis it is today

[@Raidanzoup]

14:14 lol, yeah, boats get so annoying when pathblocks are at a different height from normal blocks...

[@DougieJenson]

"One of my tougher customers." 😆

[@zehellyerfeg1502]

thanks for the lovely compilation

[@jonwong2267]

That one time death and some certain land shork passed acrossed the town of phoenixton and ravaged everything 😂

[@bironbudokai742]

So this is a flashback inside a flashback inside of another flashback... Flashbackception

[@1003JustinLaw]

Ame should have done what Korone did when she was imitating Pekora’s laugh *seagull noise intensifies*

[@Cbastian69]

Te quiero mucho Kowkarot

[@Cyyberslam8]

ohhh that's what the deal was with the elevator.

[@kyugull]

thank you for the pannenkoek explanations

[@jiggy247bp8]

I've always preferred placing water at the bottom of a shaft to break your fall instead of using magma blocks to pull you down. It's not as flashy (nor as symmetric if you have a soul sand elevator) but it's much simpler and in my opinion, safer.

[@duncanurquhart5278]

9:30 remember that this is the woman who beat balteus in like half an hour

[@dohinator4092]

funny thing about Calli cutting down that tree is that wasn't even the Christmas tree Gura was building. It was just one of the large spruce trees she'd grown for resources to build the tree with. Though I can understand Kiara not knowing that and thinking it was the Christmas tree anyway since all she probably knew was that Gura was making a big tree and it was near that area. Still, a funny misunderstanding and Gura really didn't seem to mind despite all the panic Calli went through over it lol

[@nigrum_angelum6655]

This is some Deepest Lore™ that somehow I missed, big props to you my guy 😘👌🤌🤌🤌

[@jahuuuu9625]

And that's why you should use signs instead of trapdoors on your water elevator

[@Cyrusjr.]

Ok i did NOT expect the Pannenkoek reference. nice one XD

[@LittleMingMing]

Remember this live vid from gura i think they build this to welcome the council

[@apolloisnotashirt]

These two boneheads are just so precious.

[@masterchiefofhalo4525]

I hope Cali gets a chance to play this game in a modded fashion possibly a separate server.

[@Testsubject276]

They tried to share one braincell. Then they burned it.

[@frossassin213]

calli literally broke the wall then immediately forgot about it.