Gura shows her skill at avoiding the law! Kobo on the other hand~【Oozora Police Tales with context】

Oozora police got psychic damage from Gura but managed to recover by getting Kobo in jail.
⚠️Warning⚠️
-POORLY TRANSLATED JP by the clipper (im sorry)
-KOBO ASMR
-Gura's psychic attacks
Sources:
‪@GawrGura‬
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[@Fanimati0n]

Immediately asking for a badge number Like a true American.

[@TheKenchanx]

*AM I BEING DETAINED?!*

[@Flight042]

As funny as it is, Gura's actions are something every American should be aware of and do. Ask for badge number so you can follow up on police actions. Request a lawyer or legal representative when being detained. Be aware of contract law and/or NDA's, and the difference between civil court and criminal court.

[@Fanimati0n]

@Flight-042 Oh, I'm aware. Being an American citizen means knowing how to deal with cops

[@russianarji]

i did not know an american female could act accordingly without being a karen

[@Sodapop-rd5ku]

@@russianarji its how you ask for it and if they are in the mood for being yelled at or not lol oh and what state you are in

[@mixmastrzain3337]

Gura with the law:(Ultra Instinct) Kobo with the law:(Ultra Ego)

[@bru9383]

Oh, so that's why Kobo lost. She was the Vegeta

[@mixmastrzain3337]

@@bru9383 pretty much 😆

[@beelze8830]

​​@@bru9383 Bruh, you didn't have to double kill them like that! Omg lol 😂

[@falsehero2001]

Subaru heard the saying “to catch a criminal, you must think like a criminal”, so she hired an Australian.

[@ELDYLO64]

I should be offended but he tells the truth.

[@ianlawvoiceover1056]

That's sooooo fucked up xD

[@corvuscyrus]

You're not wrong, Australia was built by convicts after all and we're not always in our best behaviour.

[@falsehero2001]

@@corvuscyrus “Australia was built by convicts.” That’s the joke.

[@ShinTsurugi7]

you know what they say, Aussies are just brits who spec'ed far into the criminal techtree

[@Zarion07]

Gura is secretly a genius man, I tell you. She's just bad at math

[@totallyathome]

You don't become a meme lord without at least the ability to think uniquely

[@AndreiTilde]

I mean geniuses arent good at everything

[@iDeLaYeD_o]

Her past life created massive memes and she started a brand new one on her first tweet in this life. You can't be that good without having some brains. Also, I think at this point you have to be a genius of some kind to join Hololive. It's hard to get into the company but it shows with the quality of content from Hololive and Holostars too.

[@Remitonov]

She poured all her skill points into fast talk at the expense of basic math.

[@keystrix3704]

You hardly ever see a mathematician that's also a great farmer or public speaker. Genius always comes in different forms~

[@shreddurst5397]

Accuses Gura of fraud, then can't provide a badge as proof they are real police officers...who's the real fraud here?

[@iDeLaYeD_o]

You know this will cause badges to be made just because of this

[@bhull242]

@@iDeLaYeD_o I’m sure some Subatomo(s) and/or Ahijo(s) will get on that.

[@stevenkranowski5141]

"We don't need to show you any stinkin' badges!"

[@Tactical_Tailgater]

​@@stevenkranowski5141 Why did you turned into Gura Cop?

[@Zhortac]

Subaru: Gura, you have been charged with Heinous crimes! How do you plead? Gura: you can't arrest me, I'm cute! Subaru: ...shit, she's right...

[@wooden49]

Also she channels her inner Saul Goodman, and Phoenix Wright to destroy police legally (The “Foreign trade deals cannot be discussed openly without all party involved present” is genius)

[@Fanimati0n]

They couldn't catch Gura, so they caught the next best thing

[@CG13F]

ID version of Gura

[@brucejedilee5290]

Wallmart Gura

[@Opteisen]

Literally a watered down version

[@cryoknightremaxgenomax2217]

​@@Opteisen *water version

[@Cooky_McGee]

a talking water fountain?

[@dylandang7365]

Gura made me start questioning the legitimacy of Oozora police

[@bachilles3285]

Gura: Calls out Bae's obvious lies about when the trade deal occurred, explains basic Minecraft mechanics, has the ignorance pass, AND STATES THE FACTS!!! Kobo: Fails to shift the public opinion in her favor and admits to framing Faun for molestation.

[@Dead_Weight21]

Kobo could have easily made the case that the establishment was the one to blame. But she aint gura

[@adziongaming]

Ear cleaning ❌ Ear bleeding ✔️

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

shes cleaning the red liquid out of your ears. that clearly doesnt belong there.

[@nathanwebster103]

i believe glasses can be clean with ultrasonic waves, she was simply applying the same principle here

[@curut3652]

Soul cleaning🤝🏻

[@Erdeval22]

Ear erasering

[@flybydeath]

Today I learned that Kobo would be a perfect fit to be a villain in a Phoenix Wright game. She would nail the breakdown on the stand.

[@DegenWeeb]

Calli has said before that Gura is smart, just not as book smart as some of the other girls.

[@falsehero2001]

Insert ‘Asians being good at math’ joke here.

[@trevorweisberg8470]

I prefer the term "clever" for her.

[@alekslic3385]

@@trevorweisberg8470 gura dumped inteligence for high wisdom.

[@daosdresari7349]

If you think Gura rose to the top of the pack without being smart, you're not smart :p

[@Lord_Numpty]

So more ‘cunning’ than academic intelligence?

[@oujimandias6485]

I believe the very first contraption called "Gas-Light" was invented in Atlantis thousands of years ago. Perhaps Gura was it's inventor, the only highly qualified (cute, and innocent) individual.

[@Nehfarius]

The Atlanteans invented it. The ancient Greeks just stole the technology and took the credit. And then the ancient Romans probably did too because ancient Rome stole pretty much everything from everyone.

[@ForTheJerusalem]

It's not cute and innocent, it's cute and funny

[@kyousuketanuma638]

I love how Kobo goes from the soft spoken innocent "What did I do? uwu" to screaming her head off "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! YOU WANT MONEY TOO?!?" at the drop of a hat.

[@SukacitaYeremia]

There's no pick up line as killer as "Your mother must be proud of you... Uh... Whe-where's your mother? by the way"

[@lumi_project]

kobo ear cleaning was so good it removes my eardrums

[@bhull242]

Oh my god! Kobo’s ASMR is more cursed than Subaru’s old ASMR, and even more than Calli’s deliberately bad ASMR!

[@zaleost]

To be frank, in all 3 of these cases (with Ina included) the officers were using a decent level mental gymnastics to make what the suspect did count as a crime in the first place.

[@blameitondanny]

Someone probably filed a noise complaint on Kobo and She's also underage drinking at the host club too. Although it's the establishment's fault for serving a child that wasn't supposed to be there.

[@uredbulldawg]

Gura over here asking for a lawyer when she’s just proven she needs to start up the Law Offices of Gura, Gwombus, and Goob so that other vtubers stand a chance by having a good lawyer

[@purpleblah2]

I like the bit Gura is doing where she keeps implying she was literally made in a lab to be the cutest being

[@demilung]

If they hired Gura as a legal consultant, Oozora police would become truly terrifying.

[@endyender1703]

Kobo’s chat will let her get away with things, but Gura’s chat would bury a body for her.

[@LalaineCyrilMaeBBeros]

Gura proves that being smart and wise are two different. And being wise is better than being smart

[@sh3n3ng]

There should be something like “the Ozora police officers get an F, for lacking the proper knowledge of the internal laws, not identifying themselves and easily gas lit. Miss Garw get a B, for although she maintained politeness and professionalism during the arrest, she was making up laws to confuse the officers….. “ or something like that

[@johncaraos2479]

I like it when gura is like a genius at dodging all the charges to her impose by the Subaru while Kobo being innocent and cute..

[@samipanini1209]

When you realize the nonsense was only nonsense because you weren't on that level.

[@falsefingolfin]

legendary stream, great job ranivus

[@クラウススタジオプロダクション]

Subaru: "You are free because you are cute" Pekora: "THAN WHAT AM I? A ROACH?!?!

[@GlideAndSlide123]

From the thumbnail it looks like Peko's prisoner outfit fit Kobo perfectly

[@williambarnes5023]

"We accuse you of blackmail saying people can't be mad because you are cute!" "But you can't be mad about it, because I'm cute." "Damn!"

[@Dradeeus]

"The duck and the rrat, dad!" lmao

[@jasonebi7308]

I bet if calli will be called by oozora police she'll be a Karen.

[@RanivusCh]

I C wot u did there m8 😎

[@HalfCelestial88]

@@RanivusCh Should be Kronii due to Bunkeronii's horrendous reputation for employee abuse.

[@Ucj334esd]

​@@RanivusCh!? This feeling... Forbidden Power!

[@yabe-kfptentacultist]

. Thin ice /j

[@falsehero2001]

I now want to see Calli get arrested so that she can go full nuclear Karen on the Hololive police.

[@monty80085]

Gura did her best Neo impersonation while Kobo went with the Darkness defense.

[@KeebeThePlush]

The blue haired girls are a perfect duo

[@HalfCelestial88]

If Suisei joined in...Oh boy.

[@muhammadfauzanabdurrahman4636]

@@HalfCelestial88 and pekora

[@HalfCelestial88]

@@muhammadfauzanabdurrahman4636 Oh hell no...Not that War criminal rabbit. Bad enough she's Kobo's cell mate. O_O;

[@Opteisen]

It was a Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck dynamic

[@HalfCelestial88]

@@Opteisen Or in this case, Pekora Season vs Shuba Season.

[@Honyasu]

Gura gave them the real emotional damage.

[@samayosuguch.8137]

Sharks girls can smell fear, the police force never had a chance

[@TheFenzerAkumu]

Why do kobo's japanese suddently gets better when she's angry ??? That a mystery even Ame can't solve!

[@HalfCelestial88]

Yoko Littner Clone securing the goods as usual. Gura knows how to gaslight the f$%# out of Bae and Shuba. Scary thing is, that 'Lil owl could use those lies as well.

[@okdanhe]

i did not expect the asmr stuff, that shit was funny

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Gura is either massive brain or smooth brain. That or just a massive, smooth brain.

[@8killstreak]

Kobo should have hire gura goodman as her lawyer 😂

[@bhull242]

5:26 In fairness, Gura never said “TKB”. She said “nipple” and “chikubi”, but not “TKB”.

[@ash_k1998]

Gura is American, of course she knows how the law works, she's from the most litigious country in the world

[@Astrouchihahedgehog17]

That was perfect video good job👍

[@1khaitoh]

Gura can't be a queen of the underground world if she can't play with the cops. She's a professional Loan Shark afterall.

[@1khaitoh]

Just don't ask her to do math.

[@thecasualcommander]

@@1khaitoh That's the glory of it, she doesn't have to. Every time they ask what they owe, she just gives a bigger number.

[@1khaitoh]

@@thecasualcommander You might be right, unless she gets a smaller number than she should.

[@ffhdyedq]

@@thecasualcommander nono, she lets the poor shrimps do the math themselves and if they get it wrong she will eat them not that she will know but still... Just like IRS!

[@Malphorus]

Lock kobo away and throw the fucking key away holy shit lmfao

[@ighosttoastgaming7414]

we all say gura is dumb but she got away with a ton of shit and poor kobo got locked up

[@iwishiwereaghost]

i hope they make a thing of this, this was hilarious, with Bae translating is fantastic

[@IamRealityPersonified]

If saul is in trouble he calls gura for advice

[@barnwellmattfenn]

Gura's the Moriarty of idol crime.

[@falsehero2001]

“Gura”? That’s not how you spell “Pekora”.

[@Nehfarius]

@@falsehero2001 Pekora is the Yosemite Sam of idol crime.

[@shinavila1251]

@@falsehero2001 nah pekora can't do what gura did, you see Moriarty's knows the law where as pekora's pretty much a war criminal

[@doublejacketjimmy391]

@@falsehero2001Pekora is a Saddam Hussein of Idol world.

[@Imgone12321]

when they forgot Kobo is an adult and shes taller than most of HoloEn

[@ozyssah]

Guras the best in these situations

[@randomguypostanimeupdates6703]

Finally!!! This perfect to my day after all XD a

[@shinraackerman9091]

I was searching for Kobo in the thumbnail took me some seconds to realise peko!

[@somafire4121]

The Japanese people revere her like a tiny shark goddess. I’m not kidding even a tiny bit when I say that to them she was a tiny Shark goddess to be protected. I’ve watched other vtubers get hammered for even mentioning her name. Even after taking time off and causing thousands to cry for mommy to come home, they still proclaimed her innocent in Shuba court. They haven’t proclaimed anyone innocent not even Pekora so it shows how people see her in general. Even when her language gets a little foul or suggestive they just pat her on the head and say AWE. Like when parent hear foul language spew from their kid and try not to laugh.

[@somafire4121]

Yes my thumb typing sucks

[@somafire4121]

Truth

[@rtstrong]

Gura is low-key smartest person is the room.

[@Adoruu]

14:54 kobo turned into a cursed spirit from jjk

[@halfaton]

5:44 : love how suburu delivers that line.

[@nosaint317]

The one thing Gura is the best at, avoiding trouble.

[@mkross9214]

thanks for the clip ranivus. you my hero

[@isaacgonzo]

Dont realize how similar they are. Thought that was pekora in the thumbnail at first

[@NocnaGlizda]

Bae's face as the bad cop is priceless.

[@bimoauliacakrabuana]

The shork become smart if cornered..

[@codeluckykun2681]

RAVINUS WITH THE TRANSLATION LETS GOOOOO

[@swtiger]

Kusogaki and "kusogaki"

[@VTuber_Clipp3r]

They didnt lock adult shark but locked up a minor

[@bhull242]

I’m surprised that they didn’t bring up Bloop as a missing person.

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

gura is a very slippery shark.

[@adc2422]

Gura: "You can't arrest me. I'm cute."

[@grgspunk]

*OZS and BLZ Tries It™: Bugged Bill of Rights Mechanics (OZPD Edition)* *KBO Tries It™: Bugged Binaural Audio Mechanics (Judge Shuba Edition)*

[@artistikvip]

im older, so im just learning about these cartoon girls (it started with miko and the n word). kobo and her asmr was my first belly laugh. that was hilarious. i was not expecting that at all, and it just kept getting better

[@loknaz97]

You can have a lawyer after the trial.. xD

[@AnaisKin]

GURA U GENIUS AMERICAN

[@putra_maliki]

live experience gura seems to be really good at it like law understanding cuz she lived for 9000years, but seems to lack any understanding in school subjects because there is currently no school in the ocean...

[@BloodBrandy]

There's plenty of schools in the ocean...Just not for fish her size >.>

[@JEDDD20]

i like how baelz was the cop and she played a Weiner jousting game

[@ChattinoRoyalAirForce]

Kobo is the Case 1 tutorial in an Ace Attorney, Gura is Case 5 where you need to look up a walkthrough

[@randallang3578]

Most people's defence is "I didn't do anything wrong" but Gura's is "I am cute~"

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Kobo actually scraping silverware together was so funny that it made me spit out my food, omg

[@brianhasiholanmangoloipard6059]

Gura make Kaichou proud (o7 coco sensei)

[@WarsunGames]

Now if you need help building that. You could get the girls together an raid a sunken temple or two and build your own underwater City.

[@user-bd7sf6nu4s]

Subaru didn’t say don’t make me kill you, she said don’t make me angry. The words sound similar, but you can hear the お

[@matiasby2003]

Gura would have a A+ from Audit the Audit and about Kobo’s case, I think the one who should have been charged was the security and ministry themselves for let a minor in

[@FlanTheChat]

If the background of the thumbnail is minecraft, I know what you are trying to do and I respect it

[@stevenkranowski5141]

Gura may be a shark, but she's as slippery as an eel.

[@1003JustinLaw]

Sergeant Oozora Subaru and deputy Hakos Baelz, failing at their job of forcing a confession.

[@dashingpurpool2240]

Gura, you're a genius made me laugh so hard

[@paulsolaris2594]

Gura: you can't arrest me, I'm cute! Well, flat is justice, after all. And with good reason too.

[@Lssj3_God_Broly]

... That comment is wild and you know it lol

[@ethervagabond]

2 years??? Kaela hasn't even been in hololive 2 years. Has she even been in a year?

[@shayne.7770]

How does Bae completely lose her aussie accent when she speaks japanese?

[@Tommy9834]

How exactly does Japanese with an Aussie accent sound like. Yes I know I asked you to describe how something sounds with text....

[@PenguinLord10]

Japanese with an Australian accent is what Haachama speaks, obviously.

[@dangerdean9066]

@@Tommy9834 If anyone can do it, Bae could

[@severussnape2917]

Gooba is bamboozling them

[@TragerM]

Also.. love closed captioned errors, such as these (10:06) "let's hear, everyone, yes, let's uh hear some of this uh so-called ASMR stream as proof against... Canada..." hah, but.. um.. whut???

[@DomoArigatoMrRobaito]

"Gura you're a genius,"

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

1:52 Hey Siri, play "Know Your Rights" by LAMA 🤣

[@peteypete9357]

Poor Subaru. Nothing could've prepared her for attempting to bring justice against the shark

[@adenri_0299]

Ebi after the trials : Cute innocent !!! Koboker & Ceboker bfore trials : SHE'S GUILTY !!!!!!

[@GunthersLoyalSoldier1307]

Maybe this kusogaki Shark is smarter than we give her credit for XD. Seriously, she doesn’t know 5 x 5 but she can dodge these charges like the matrix!?

[@alexeidarling]

Wait a sec...didn't Subaru also try to do ASMR and just end up being loud? She's a fine one to talk!

[@sawysauce1256]

Interesting too see an Aussie cop considering there history as a criminal warrior race.

[@bobhank3423]

Kobos' lungs are amazing goes from whisper to banshee 😂

[@captainthunderbolt7541]

Gura is saying all the right things.