Gura Wanted Proof if She Ever Said These Famous Lines... 【Gura / Hololive EN】

[@dsltr076]

And recently we got a new one.. “I’m a Shark. This is Hatsune Miku. That’s a butt. This is Hololive👍”

[@stroodlepup]

I'm dave hhaaha

[@borotorob]

🦈👍

[@sheepread7618]

👍

[@TkBloch]

👍

[@xxx-lq7ho]

👍

[@NexusVFD]

Im partial to, "Oh no, she's gonna do my taxes..." and "Gura my dog died, lets goooooo"

[@beardalaxy]

the dead dog line is iconic lol, although it's not her quote but a superchat her delivery was just so good

[@joshveer1138]

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@petercampi2840]

@@beardalaxy I love how passionately she said it before immediately realizing what she said.

[@OhitsONnow]

Yeah that did happen lmao

[@TheMoatman]

Can't forget about "I decided to have pizza in the bath"

[@ohhi7300]

You cant escapes the clippers gura you cant. They have proof lmao

[@yong9613]

One can even make it NFT if one so desire 🤣🤣

[@Deode-d4h]

Clippers will always have the receipts.

[@genikit5795]

I second that! Clippers will always have something prepared.

[@huntertaylor367]

Clippers have EVERY receipt, for everything ever. They are Batman levels of prepared when it comes to clips.

[@IdaliBaez-em8ei]

Somebody needs to tell that to kusotori the next time she does something evil and denies it.

[@menekenkack]

Goob: "The streamer is always on the defensive" Shiori: "The fucks a defense ?"

[@OhitsONnow]

Novelites: please stop attacking me

[@Monarch683]

To quote certain crazy purple-haired and bearded TF2 player: "I AM THE DEFENSE"

[@halo25assassin45]

@@Monarch683uncle Dane the engi main moans in pain in the distance

[@dloveless3585]

@@Monarch683 "LAZY, WHAT KIND OF DEFENSE IS THIS!?"

[@NocturnalPyro]

It’s defence. The root word is fence, meaning some kind of barrier, by changing it to defense you’re removing the word from it’s root.

[@AbystomaMexicanium]

I still think that "Gura, my dog died, let's goooo" is iconic

[@lancelnce]

She didn't remember she was reading a superchat lol

[@OhitsONnow]

​@@lancelnceI thought she did that because it was a comment trying to gain attention with a lie

[@LibraritheWizardOfficial]

​@@OhitsONnow If I'm remembering ancient Gwumbus lore correctly, the superchat was read out verbatim by Gura, including the "let's gooooooooooo", because it was a snarky response to a viewer who had previously, legitimately trauma dumped to Gura. Don't trauma dump streams btw

[@totally_not_a_bot]

​@@LibraritheWizardOfficialDon't trauma dump in general. It's basically never productive.

[@darkshadowsx5949]

thats not a gura original since it was a superchat read. it wasnt something gura just said out of nowhere. she had to read it.

[@aroguebard]

The "your eyes are far apart" is literally one of her most popular clips iirc

[@RickiTikkiTavi]

Venti never recovered.

[@Kyle_116]

Closer than your parents will ever be. Only problem is the burn is fully negated by how long she took to come up with it.

[@MagnusPrimeZ]

Honorable mention : "a semen enemy....ohh oh...dont clip that"

[@petercampi2840]

Another honorable mention: "Is there any fall damage?" *dies to fall damage soon after* (Gura's 2023 first Outerwilds stream)

[@carlosraruto]

Another one Gura: "Is she a child? She is literally a child...SHE'S PERFECT!"

[@vision4860]

The actual quote is even better. "Emenemenemones? A semen enemy, sea a- *whuh-oh."* The instant regret over the slip-up and her looking directly at the "camera" is gold

[@aiasfree]

My favorite is: "Mike Honey, thank you!"

[@soulezwan266]

My man compiling all the evidence 😂

[@evergaolbird]

"Master Bait, here we go!" - Gura.

[@milhy6567]

"It's zoomer goo!" - Gura

[@NeuronActivation]

Man the way Gura advertised her merch as nothing more than "BAG." Gets me everytime, keeping short and sweet, just like her

[@chiichan3774]

No false advertisement there tho

[@lucklessluke1713]

For me it is up there with "A mug."

[@ThatoneGuy-kh5ud]

Bro I have seen you everywhere I go lmao

[@shikitohno47]

Get a job

[@TheFoolOfOwari001]

I know you are everywhere, but please go touch some grass

[@Ztynz]

I'm surprised you didn't clip the "Santa Diabetic Cheese" quote that she was even tinfoiling that we made it up. A chumbud found out that the quote is from her New Years stream where she played the Mad Libs game with Bae, Fauna, and Kronii.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

Thank yoooouuuu! I must've missed or memoryholed that she ever said it and youtube wasn't being helpful

[@Opteisen]

Thankies, now it can be propagated

[@chucheeness7817]

I love how concise and straight to the point Gooba is. > a > bag. blu bag > that is a butt. this is hololive 👍

[@tendou7820]

This is the video we show to new shrimp on goobs holy words that should be on holy gura bible

[@yong9613]

Not one big book... Should spread it out into scriptures

[@Bajirkus]

For those wondering: spontaneous lactation, in those who have not had a child (and yes, this includes men), is most commonly caused by medications such as Risperidone, antidepressants, blood pressure drugs, or birth control. These medications can cause elevated prolactin levels in the blood. Despite the name, prolactin is a hormone associated with a wide variety of functions, and is even found in fish, which obviously don't produce milk. It impacts tissue growth, cell differentiation, and even controlled cell removal. You may be starting to realize why endocrinology is a major medical field - dozens of hormones, each with dozens to hundreds of seemingly unrelated functions, and most of which also affect other hormones. Absent any obvious medication cause, the most likely causes are hypothyroidism and benign pituitary tumors. However, it can also because by more serious conditions affecting the liver or kidneys. Medically, it's referred to as Galactorrhea. So while it certainly *can* just happen, it's not especially common. A doctor should be informed as soon as possible, to either adjust the medication or find the underlying cause.

[@peteypete9357]

Steroids can also cause lactation... Don't ask me how I know ☠️

[@danceswithchihuahuas7092]

Lactation is caused by enough estrogen in the system (or at least, enough breast tissue), then having a large amount of progesterone in the system that drops off. This triggers the breasts to produce milk. This same cycle happens during pregnancy. Some medications have side effects can change hormone balance. It sometimes happens to females during puberty, but it can also happen to males during puberty occasionally.

[@RickiTikkiTavi]

Found the milk maid.

[@natayaway]

there's also sudden spontaneous nipple discharge which can be caused by lesser afflictions like benign skin growths in breast tissue... sympathetic lactation, when someone bonds with another person's baby to the point that their body tricks itself with the hormonal imbalance into thinking it's theirs (even if they know it isn't and have never been pregnant). there's also a lack of normal hormones in perfectly healthy children which also creates lactation, known colloquially as witch's milk, which is infrequent and disappears by the time puberty sets in. being a mammal is weird.

[@danceswithchihuahuas7092]

@@natayaway yes

[@yuku6921]

Gura: "I'm a marketing genius" Girl woke up and chose to speak facts 🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯

[@forgewaffle]

Impulsive thoughts are just regular thoughts for goombus

[@patchoilyknockers]

hate to be a stick in the mud about Funny Internet Meme Words but "intrusive thought" is an actual psychological term pertaining to life-ruining symptoms of OCD that are already heavily stigmatized and is not the same thing as impulsive thoughts

[@forgewaffle]

My bad I changed it thanks for letting me know

[@patchoilyknockers]

@@forgewaffle u a real one 🫶

[@UCANTDOYIT]

Goomba: i never said that Me who literally saw it like yesterday

[@rionnachelliot8951]

"For me it was a formative memory that changed my life. For you it was a Tuesday. "

[@passintogracegoldenyearnin6310]

Also Gooba: "Hey chumbies? Why did I see Gura ASMR in my 'recommended'? And why does it have 3.2 Million views...? Anyone going to explain this?"

[@dylives7667]

Some VTuber: I never said this. Literally every VTuber clipper in the whole galaxy: Are you sure about that?

[@dead-claudia]

one of the best bat signals to draw in every vtuber clipper in the universe to your location: "i never said that"

[@Dewani90.]

Vtuber: I never said that. All clippers in YT: Bonjour!

[@math3000]

​@@dead-claudiaafter that is, "Don't clip that"

[@R3_dacted0]

Unfortunately you missed the Diabetic Santa cheese quote. Granted, it was a bit hard to find. It's from her 2022 New Year's stream. I can't post the link but the time stamp is 1:24:07. You're welcome. 👍

[@antoniovital4298]

THANK YOU!

[@Lapppdumb]

I'm surprised you found it through all her streams, good work 😆

[@harley8047]

Specifically 1:24:22 but the above time stamp gives very little context to the line.

[@Opteisen]

Thank you very much

[@renzmiguelberonguezmanzano8836]

2:17 hahahah You activated my trap card😂😂😂

[@rolandkatsuragi]

1:19 It's called an "intrusive thought," Watson. With Gura specifically asking Watson if she's ever experienced involuntary lactation, or if that's even possible.

[@DctrGizmo]

I remember Gura saying the “your eyes are too far apart” quote on stream. It’s one of my favorite 😂

[@PrixtoTNT]

Gura: Have you ever lactated before? Ame: Who the f*ck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!

[@procow2274]

It was in fact a bag. A blue bag

[@DaniRadriendil]

Blue bag with strap.

[@Dewani90.]

well, at least it was better than the rubber room, the rubber room with rats, and rats drive me crazy.

[@DaniRadriendil]

@@Dewani90. Crazy? I was crazy once.

[@HealthGage0336]

​@@DaniRadriendil they locked me in a room

[@DaniRadriendil]

@@HealthGage0336 A rubber room with rats

[@salvadortoscano2534]

1:48 Instant recovery of memory achieved

[@BigDrewski1000]

I remember the yes are too far apart comment. That was funny as hell. Lol

[@Tonbizzle]

The eye thing was such a strong and fantastic comeback. I love the Snark, killer of the chat, but I get that people would get feelings hurt

[@nairav9156]

Gura: Bag. Everyone: She is a marketing genius.

[@daavocadoguy5733]

"Your eyes are too far part " Is the reason why i fell into the rabbit whole

[@hayateayasaki7271]

What the hell, she's permablushed

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

I love how she's wearing the same outfits on both of them too

[@blankets55]

I knew someone would find all od them! thank you for this hahaha

[@codyholley]

"A" it's always the most iconic quote

[@baltakatei]

02:36 Clipper has the receipts!

[@chrisjian1998]

Ah yes number third 0:47

[@somafire4121]

A trail of clips through these wonderful years with Gwombus

[@MechagirlSachiko]

Honorable mention goes to "What, are you scared of a little four letter word?"

[@bakacdaz]

“Master Bait Here We Go!!!”

[@crisr.8280]

Head Empty Goob is always best Goob.

[@ojtibi9906]

Man i remember that stream, that comeback was a TORCH!

[@scuffedgravyboat]

bruh “number 3rd”

[@danielknapp3141]

How is "AAH" not her top quote? It is so memorable.

[@1stDRAGonLINE]

Its been so long ago that "A" not even there.

[@redtsar]

She's very witty, caught me completely off guard when I first saw the clip, was hilarious I love the gooba with the gyatt of a tail Happy birthday Gura (:

[@edenromanov]

She's so cute, she's been missed dearly! 💙💙💙💙💙

[@Chaooo]

3:00 Y'know, if you swap the "u" and the "a" with each other to make "Birthday Garu", then all you need to do is throw in a "y" and you can motivate some spicy things from certain artists about our favorite shark woman.

[@Hi_I_am_Ed]

tbf Gura and Chat are roasting each other all the itme. And she is entertaining as hell because of it. Good stuff. Stinky Shork.

[@JeveGreen]

My favourite will always be: "What, are you scared of a little four-letter word?"

[@shadowman7307]

That thumbnail is not fair... T-T

[@ez-code5448]

Thank you for collecting the evidence clips, that must have been a lot of work

[@diamondhamster4320]

Gura has those Dr.Stoned eyes.

[@smileandnodd]

"Master bait here we go!" - Gawr Gura [Dec 8, 2020]

[@BlueSatoshi]

"Have you ever lactated before? Is that a thing that can just happen?" I think Yuzu can answer that one.

[@N13J]

Goomba: “Where’s the proof!?” Clippers: “So, you’ve chosen death”

[@HP_line_cook]

Gura: I never said that. Clippers: *Aggressively shows clips*

[@locktock9]

Can confirm, eyes are closer than my parents will ever be, they're divorced and cant be in the same room together it gets violent. They even shit talk about each other when not around the other lol

[@Jknight416]

Silly little shark. There are always clippers around watching your every move

[@Caminopoi66]

Revolted will go down in history

[@TeachMeBert]

*(**1:19**)* Real "Who the heck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!" energy.

[@JeredBocyck]

I just realized the picture in the thumbnail is a recreation of the scene from Cyberpunk Edgerunners where Rebecca gets pancaked by Smasher. At least Gura is still in one piece.

[@takoaako]

"Come on, roll the clip. Oh wait, you don't have one!" Ma'am, you literally wearing the same outfit 💀💀💀

[@agusmol1202]

The heads poping out in the bag clip is hilarious

[@isiahzar7668]

2:44 😂😂😂 this why you leave no evidence behind Gura 🤣

[@KuruGDI]

_... they are closer than your mom and dad will ever be!_ - Oh man, what a roast 😂😂😂

[@beardalaxy]

"What are you scared of a four letter word?"

[@solec23]

These are all good. My new favorite is her saying the joker "no laws" pkmn meme but with a dolphin 😂

[@falloutpc147]

Both Gura and Ame have a tendency to bring the conversation in a wild direction. That's why i love when they colab.

[@alok-kfpwahkingdeliveryguy3420]

Everyone forget "there can only be one" Or maybe I'm too old

[@Jostyn_edits]

GURA❤

[@virus2339]

I don't usually buy official merch, even if I did, it’s probably something small from the ID girls because there’s no option to ship JP or EN merch to ID. But that bag quote sold me. Even if I had to buy it from a third party, and the prices almost doubled, I got it.

[@ReLite_The_Hero]

omg, I remembered that, that was one of the best comebacks she could have made.

[@THINK86200]

3:06 ( Oh god if you know you know... )

[@vidmuncher]

>"I never said that" >"That's mean" I feel like that isn't helping your case, Gura....

[@Anonymous-x1x]

Gura's Greatest Hits

[@SeijiWeiss]

Ask for receipts and you shall receive Gura! 😂

[@sirebellum0]

I clicked on this video because I was half-watching the stream live during this part and heard Gura say “My dog died let’s gooooo!!!” and was really hoping this vid would have THAT context 😂

[@illam9500]

She is the reason I say "oh nyo" when I'm gaming. Also when she said "I didn't say that" I aggressively said to the screen "yes you did" every time lol

[@Jay-ln1co]

"Girl, your eyes are like stars. Not as bright, but as far apart."

[@gilbertotabares8196]

In the shork's defense. That was an awesome burn.

[@akumaten]

My fav: "Big tiddy, little waist..."

[@theshenanigans3463]

That write in quote. That savage moment

[@darkracer86]

We are her best and worst lawyers 💀

[@EduardoOliveira-qy1km]

"You know what to do in this predicament when life HOOCHAs you? You go AGAAAAAIN!!!"

[@Killoer]

"Artists... No" "Ive been on this PLUSSY BEFORE" "I was just trying to pet the dog" "You're not the foot one... right?" "That was a blood curdling scream, DAIJOUBU?" A bunch of others of quotes I cant remember on the top of the head

[@megaCK1000]

"Sorry fellas, wrong door" is a personal fav

[@shun-li8204]

I can't believe "Ma'am, do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior: Lightning McQueen?... " isn't included

[@tatuira93]

I can't put into words how much I enjoy her body language when she goes: "BaHg"

[@mauricesaturn3213]

2:16 *Gura:* Roll the clip. You don’t have it. *Me:* Monkeys in the truck! Roll the footage!

[@Aqua311]

Gura's eyes are fine. If she were a hammerhead shark, then her eyes would be around her ears. I'm surprised one of those quotes wasn't A.

[@tefras14]

The clippers are a force of nature. They cannot be stopped

[@beroyblinkins1621]

" I'm not useless, I'm cute." has always made me laugh

[@123890antonioj]

2:23 She came up with that burn immediately, and must have simply hesitated. Future Gura going 'that's so mean' is proof!

[@NobleOneA259]

"roll the clip?!" proceeds to show the clip 🤣

[@dymbow4535]

1:15 Gigi was in chat vibing along lol

[@Rizalpahlevi21]

"Im adopted?? LETS GOOO.." - Gura x kaela MC collab that's my chosen one..

[@kexard]

My personal favorite is “shut up, I’m gonna pee on your bed.” Back when Kiara called her a fake cat on a collab.

[@Theonetruefinalboss]

The fact that "You can't be mad at me. I'm cute!" didn't make the list is criminal.

[@drpibisback7680]

Reminder that Gura got mad when people pointed out her saying "Almond Milk" sounded like "Ame Milk," yet she went on to ask Ame directly about her Ame Milk. Chat reflects the shark.

[@waffle-waffle5416]

The even more funny about eyes apart quote is she's wearing the same outfit

[@azinyefantasy4445]

There was also the time she quoted dexters lab. There's our man, we found our man.