Gutfeld: The fix is in

[@loraorand7560]

If Biden can debate he can be held responsible for for his mishandling of documents

[@karenreaves3650]

Biden we believe was President for two terms under President Elect Obama who did not qualify and never swore the oath. Once again we are in the same situation with Biden and Harris, only President Carter and DJT are qualified. Research

[@tessaducek5601]

Nailed it. And IF they try to charge him for taking bribes or impeach him. He will suddenly be admitted into a care facility. Its all a rigged scam to protect the leader of the syndicate.

[@kx8960]

EXACTLY

[@SlimyLotusKing]

Very good point.

[@lorierickson3654]

Absolutely. He keeps saying he's competent so charge him already.

[@suebethiantexas2475]

Stormy has to leave because they owe Trump so much from the last court trial

[@charleshales1437]

I believe about $600000.

[@goldbud2287]

$670k last I knew

[@carolbatchelder1]

$630,000

[@firstlast-kz5ll]

Did everyone in the media (and on the left) forget that the resident is UNFIT TO STAND TRIAL?

[@TheRicsilver48]

Another reason to vote for Trump!!!

[@besmartvoteblue2702]

Still for Chump? Haven't seen enough criminality? Incompetence? Stupidity? Corruption?

[@NightRaven650]

💯

[@mikescampfire429]

Reasons that are based on lies

[@JamesBond-vn1gh]

The debate conditions and rules seem ridiculously lopsided, the loser administration is panicking.

[@seanvictorville4515]

Trumpy messed up when he said anytime anywhere!!!😂😂😂

[@Rathkryn]

@@seanvictorville4515 Dementiajoe needed five splices to pull off one thirteen second video. No wonder he doesn't want an audience. He needs CNN to edit his responses. 😂🤣😂

[@sabaha4637]

Trump says 2 hours debate, bring your man 😇 Incase of a moderator Trump has Vivek. Can you stand for 10 minutes ? 😆

[@seanvictorville4515]

​@@RathkrynYou really got to stop believing fox. It's an entertainment channel only, void of facts!😢

[@Rathkryn]

@@seanvictorville4515 You really didn't watch the video joementia released. 😂🤣😂

[@RPSchonherr]

It's not going to be a debate it's going to be a pile on trump with softball questions for Biden and gotcha questions for Trump.

[@christophersandidge8257]

Biden never defeated Trump. When you tell someone to "Shut up" on live television, you lost the argument.

[@nicooosterlynck4030]

Sure buddy, Mike Lindell has all the data ?

[@dennislawrence8501]

You must say "shut up" when you are debating Trump. He interrupted 124 times. Recorded.

[@dennislawrence8501]

Biden won the Election after the Debate.

[@Hypocrisywatch1]

Trump boycotted all the fox debates..they cant be trusted

[@mike93eh]

​​@@dennislawrence8501biden was actually saying shut up after he lied about trump questioning hunters ukraine dealings saying it wasnt true and trump wasnt going to let him just keep lying. And we all know now hunters dealings.

[@gdan9923]

I don’t think it’s right to exclude RFK. Why aren’t Americans entitled to hear from him?

[@heathersouter5289]

He's a threat to obiden

[@carlpainter9950]

We are, but once again, the Biden administration gets away with voter interference right out in the open.

[@keithm9337]

Trump had to debate Biden and Chris Wallace during that debate because Wallace kept running interference for Biden. The same thing will happen again no matter who the moderator is.

[@sabaha4637]

= Joe still alive ? Well bring the real 1 up the stage 😆

[@dennislawrence8501]

Trump interrupted Biden, a recorded 124 times.

[@dennislawrence8501]

Your mean when he told the Proud Boys " to stand back and stand by"?.

[@keithm9337]

@@dennislawrence8501 This is one of the things you libs latched onto that is total nonsense. You libs were accusing Trump of leading this army of people and demanded he say something. So he says "stand back, stand by" Or whatever else would appease you nuts. There were no secret codes words, no secret hand signals, he was trying to get you to shut up.

[@keithm9337]

@@dennislawrence8501 So, what is the secret meaning you have dreamed up in your paranoid mind that Trump meant by that comment?

[@mentaljewelry4698]

So no audience, can we seriously expect it won't be chopped and rehashed?

[@brianstubberfield2116]

CNN host calling the public a pain in the neck ? 😮 unbelievable

[@wmason1961]

It's not only believable, it's predictable.

[@carlpainter9950]

Perfectly believable...it's CNN. LOL

[@dshudson]

Trump doesn't need a debate to win.

[@erinbuzzetti6359]

God bless the Frat house who raised our flag!

[@patmichael8519]

That was UNC-CH - Go Heels!!

[@Mark-vg2yh]

Love you Greg!!!! 😂 tears of JOY!

[@joebright4607]

I would only bother watching if either Greg, Tucker, or Joe Rogan moderated the debate.

[@burtknighten4438]

Rogan would be great but hes considered far right now. 😂

[@pitbull60]

Good one, how about TYRUS ?

[@goldbud2287]

Laura Loomer would be good as well

[@joebright4607]

@@pitbull60 TYRUS would be bad assed too. There’s others, but I didn’t know how to keep the comment open ended at the moment didn’t think it through, sorry.

[@robinmcgill618]

Trump should wear a hidden camera to the debate, show us what CNN & ABC does when the cameras are off.

[@ThePudgie123]

They'll give Biden the questions a month before and he'll have an earpiece for coaching.

[@bobpierce115]

Great joke at Chris Wallace's expense. It's true, Mike would be sooo disappointed.

[@ohmeowzer1]

Right this is a set up with the debate …I’m voting Trump ❤❤❤

[@archstanton2719]

ANY WHERE, ANYTIME, ANY PLACE.... your dear leader's words. He easily took the bait and challenge. Stop whining like a baby.

[@wyattfamily8997]

Now the Judge can't find him guilty or send him to jail or he would be deemed "guilty" for interfering with an election. The DemocRats fell into the trap.

[@bobdavidsonm.d.7214]

​@@archstanton2719 You calling other people a baby, and you want people to think , you are smart.😂

[@SinkingShips1998]

@@archstanton2719And we’ll have to see the end of this trial. Doesn’t look like it’s going so well for the defense

[@greghackstaff217]

They should each choose one moderator. Why should Biden get to pick both? Biden has all the demands and Trump doesn't get anything?

[@moeemdown3774]

@greghackstaff217: It's like playing a game of rummy 500 where you have to spot the democrat 450 points to make it fair. otherwise they won't play because they know they would lose.

[@throatwobblermangrove8510]

I laughed when he said "I'll even do it twice!" as if that's not fewer than you would ever see in a debate schedule otherwise. And when Trump asked for a 3rd one hosted by Fox, Biden accused him of trying to cheat. As if his own leftist media announcing the schedule and moderators within 2 hours of his announcement doesn't smack of collusion. lol

[@JohnJ469]

Am I being suspicious noting that Biden makes the announcement and CNN and ABC are amazingly quick with their offers? It's almost like they knew beforehand.

[@danl.4743]

So Trump is going to debate the two hosts and Biden.

[@lorierickson3654]

Exactly

[@mkjohnson7826]

Great point. Perhaps he should put that in the rules…they can ask questions, but other comments shouldn’t be allowed.

[@dbf1dware]

Yes, he will debate all of them and still come off better because there are still just barely enough Americans with enough brain cells to see what is going on... I hope. However, no matter how much interference the "impartial moderators" run, Biden will still mumble like a drug-addled homeless veteran from Vietnam (apologies and respect for our sullied Vietnam vets).

[@jimjandrowitz6293]

Clip on the biased moderators is spot on.

[@rosebennett6015]

She owes Trump alot of money.

[@JonesHand]

A lot* Owes Trump a lot. You are leading the pack with bad grammar.

[@burtknighten4438]

​@@JonesHandyeah one of the most common mistakes in the language.

[@JamesGowan]

I hope he makes her pay him every dollar

[@nonyabusiness557]

My guy got to have a cake and get paid back too. Good investment

[@Arty3005]

E. Jean?

[@Slickboot21]

Debate requires FACTS and LOGIC. There will be no debate. -- Texas

[@jamesstrickland517]

Norman Mattoon Thomas (Nov. 20, 1884 - Dec. 19, 1968) was a leading American socialist, pacifist, and six-time presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America. The Socialist Party candidate for President of the US, Norman Thomas, said in this 1944 speech: The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism,’ they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.’ He went on to say: ‘I no longer need to run as a presidential candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform.'”

[@jamesschmidlin1127]

Yep, the transformation was complete after 2008 elections. Before that it took one president’s economic policies about 4 to 8 years to fully manifest. It was usually in the term of another president’s first two years. Now a days the effects of the executive orders and such there is a near immediate impact. We are a quasi socialist state now. The government controls the economy from the top down, just on on international trade as outlined in the constitution, but all the way down to every item we purchase or can’t purchase. They are moving now in break neck speed to transform us into a socialist communist state. Part of that is using the legal system to go after your political opposition, the candidate and the candidates supporters and voters.

[@CarolBowers-pg6mr]

Love you Gutfeld! You always make me laugh!!!!!!!!

[@pablovazquez7683]

The meaning of debate doesn't apply if the debaters cannot exchange words or arguments.

[@droopy0266]

What is it a woman’s swim team? I fell off my bed laughing so hard.

[@ohmeowzer1]

Trump 2024❤❤❤❤

[@streetsmart1164]

@ohmeowzer 1. Breaking news, Today Biden again said that he’s ready and willing to debate Trump, but his brain is having second thoughts ! Trump 2024 !

[@streetsmart1164]

@@afrose71 this just in , There’s a Msnbc believer , with a severe case of TDS , in the chat !

[@streetsmart1164]

@@afrose71This just in .. Your TDS on full display .

[@rowanwalker5241]

@@afrose71you are aware that is not gonna happen, right? lol

[@torablack]

ditto

[@williamramirez7559]

OH! Emily! So endearing.

[@The_Real_SLec]

I love the show and my favorite part is hearing Emily giggling in the background. This always puts a big smile on me face! : - )

[@Pengochan]

Without an audience they can easily introduce a delay, allowing them to cut out Bidens misshaps. Trump should wear a watch and have it in view of the camera.

[@SSL-v6h]

Biden hasn't debated since then, either!

[@54fighting5]

Not since he was top of his class in law school and he beat Lincoln and Corn Pop in a debate. Not a joke. He was a baaad dude.

[@charleshales1437]

Hasn’t even done any real interviews either.

[@charleshales1437]

I wonder why that is, could it be that Biden doesn’t know what he’s doing.

[@docgonzales]

you missed the Stern interview from last month ?

[@TheRealJoeMama1]

@@docgonzales You mean the one where Stern gave long-winded statements and paused to let Biden grunt his agreement?

[@raec.9615]

Even debates are rigged!!!

[@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat]

Comparing stormy to syphilis is so insulting...I demand you apologize to syphilis NOW, sir! 😊

[@JanWoods-d3p]

Hell Yes 😂🤣😂❗️👍

[@lindalape8493]

😂😂😂

[@jeanellecheramie6890]

😅😂

[@carolbatchelder1]

Crabs?

[@virginiagirl6628]

That Shillue parody had me laughing out loud. I love this show!

[@57143bodies]

I find Tom’s routine as boringly repetitive like 4 year old child repeating, repeating, repeating the same riddle. Not original anymore.

[@garymckee63]

Gutfield is spot on tonight 🙂🙃🙂🙃

[@sabaha4637]

Hardcore 🤩‼️🥁🎼

[@elsieaitchison3907]

💯👍😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@jeff3638]

Will Mike thunk Jake¿¿ step Right Up..distractions Galore😮

[@Hypocrisywatch1]

Fox knows about fixes..cost them 787 million

[@johnnyjackbohorn7636]

@scottsands3225 🟧🟪WILL YOU BE AT THE US CAPITAL, FOR NANCY PELOSI’S STATUE UNVEILING? Before too long, women will regularly hold the position as head of our nation but, Nancy Pelosi will be remembered as someone who has helped mightily to make that happen. At some point soon, we’ll enter our United States 🇺🇸 Capital building and view a giant statue of Nancy Pelosi. We’ll then be reminded, that the Catholic daughter of a Baltimore Mayor, later a U S Congressman, was twice voted to served our great nation, as Speaker of the United States 🇺🇸 House of Representatives, just two heartbeats away from the Oval Office. Nancy’s place as a leader in America, has been secured.

[@sarahshouse1890]

LOVE this show!!!❤️ The Tom Shillue impersonation of Biden clips were extraordinarily hilarious, as always! Whomever the writers are of this show...my hat's off to you!! 🥳 🥳🥳Fine job indeed!! 👏 👏👏Keep up the good work, America needs comic relief right about now!!👍👍🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@blackrifle6736]

*Tom Shillue is one of Greg's writers since the Red Eye days.*

[@lenalyles2712]

Won't be watching, Trump gets my vote again!

[@xabre9995]

I would vote for you over Trump. Seriously.

[@bradcraig5111]

​@@xabre9995And I would vote for you over Biden. Seriously.

[@bobdavidsonm.d.7214]

​@@xabre9995 You aren't old enough, to vote.

[@johnelder4273]

​@@xabre9995Are bots allowed to vote?

[@FugiRider-tq7de]

​@@johnelder4273nope no vote for bot! FJB and FDUMBOCRAPS!

[@jessicae.s.340]

Greg, for all his theatrics and showmanship, usually puts on a good show…He has top notch guests and current stories…Haven’t seen him do a bad show yet😎👍

[@jessicae.s.340]

Tyrus rocks…I appreciate the way he uses his platform for a good message-good man😎

[@howtheheckru8102]

Only if you hate Biden or Democrats his jokes are pretty sad to me. Making fun of Trump is much easier, look at all the other late night hosts and their crowd reactions. A lot more people laugh at Orange Turd and Donald Von Shitzinpants than a country coming into Stormy. And those were brought up by his own defense in the court case. The prosecution didn't mention them but now their on the record.

[@debbiefitzpatrick3872]

Great show Greg Gutfeld! Always gotta agree with Tyrus! He makes perfect sense! Emily had good answer too!👍😊

[@KathrynRose-schultz-qs6qw]

Yay! Stormy can’t move fast enough! Go away as fast as you can!

[@NaySayersRanch]

Those snowflakes r gonna have 4 more years of their nightmare... TRUMP 2024

[@RAINRDY]

If you're referring to yourself, and those who share views like yours, then most likely, yeah. Get prepared for 4 more years of your "nightmare" Biden, I guess.

[@gotacallfromvishal]

Low taxes Food stamps can't buy Wendys' any more Have to get job to get food stamps Have to get job period Jail if you violate bond Jail if you're a risk to society Yup a snowflake's worst nightmare

[@bobbyrees1914]

8 45, 47, 48

[@sheridan140]

At least 4 more, if he gets his way and suspends the constitution as he sees fit.

[@torablack]

lkr,,

[@audkarinen6875]

Dana talking about an ‘intervention’ ? Get this man who isn’t a politician out, he doesn’t know how to play our games

[@cheribasham5218]

Gregg was on fire tonight. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages . I’m laughing so hard my it hurts. Great Show👍Cheri

[@janicemire3511]

I can’t believe they are going to pick Tapper and Bash….we know they hate trump, so they are going to keep him from talking. WE NEED A UNBIASED MODERATOR, NOT THESE TWO TRUMP HATERS. THIS WILL NOT BE A FAIR DEBATE.

[@laurapayne8177]

Joe Rogan or Tucker would be better moderators

[@VUrban-yr5ch]

Love Jim. I could hear Emily's laugh. Great show. 😊

[@maryellenclark9341]

Collect the money she owes Trump b4 she is allowed to leave!!

[@menow.]

I always know when Emily is on the show... that laugh is to die for.

[@daynafortune7925]

Yep, and you know they will cut the crap of it and you know it won't be live.

[@howtheheckru8102]

You'll be able to see it all somewhere. They probably won't do what Fox just did to protect Trump on his last interview with them.

[@gammasmash1924]

Emily's take on Gladiator was the funniest part of the show. "When the ugly one stabbed the good looking one."

[@michaelmattson1081]

Love emily❤

[@randyhenderson4125]

Gutfeld nailed it.

[@nonyabusiness557]

Chris Wallace should stick to cnn plus

[@JanWoods-d3p]

He Sucks❗️😡

[@rickmeyer6096]

Biden's more confused than a centipede at a toe counting contest. When asked if he wears boxers briefs, he said depends.

[@howtheheckru8102]

And yet last year the Republicans said he outsmarted them on some bills.

[@6969-c6m]

Joyless Reid wearing a Trump wig is funny.

[@TimTim3000]

Cultural appropriation

[@smokeyjoe4893]

first I"ve ever heard about him beating Trump in 2020 debate.....lol

[@spencermorris5873]

100% correct, Greg!!!

[@samuelhowie4543]

"Trump hasn't debated since 2020". Neither has Biden.

[@fredflintstone4054]

Trump debates every minute

[@TheLantzMann]

Or an actual press conference!

[@jimclip2012]

Emily’s laugh is the best ❤

[@calburge4338]

Gutfeld on fire

[@RAYTHEONGAMING]

*Trump 2024 or America is done*

[@nickporter4853]

😂😂😂

[@seanvictorville4515]

America will be just fine without him!

[@nickporter4853]

Cry harder, little bit cheese

[@eliju-io2mw]

Every person knows, but it was much much better with President Donald Trump I was working part-time I'm working three jobs now for the last three and a half years just to pay my bills,

[@Michael-vo4qx]

Trump Carlson 2024.

[@jonpark1565]

one of the best episodes ever, well done greg

[@davidrempel8897]

No audience means no witnesses. They will tell us what they want us to believe

[@robertburwell707]

Next the Dems will say the people can't watch it either !

[@bryana7163]

lmao, maybe they want to do one of those AI Video call debates

[@wsinbad1356]

Biden: "I'll debate, but I choose the network, the moderator, and the questions. There will be no audience, it won't be broadcast live, rather I want the network to cut it and slice it so people don't see me when I space out or can't say words and every time Trump talks they have to go to commercial until it's my turn to talk again. Oh, also I get to answer the questions over and over again until I get it right, like in that commercial I made saying I would do a debate."

[@evelynkilgore828]

The debate will be a train wreck. Call hunter.

[@VUrban-yr5ch]

Too many rules with the debates.

[@eugenetalley7447]

Surprised they don't impose a gag order on Pres. Trump.

[@hippiekarl7]

45 should hold a huge rally outside of CNN Atlanta that day, and let Brandon (or his clone lol) have the lecterns inside to himself. They'll both be in their Familiar Surroundings: Donald with a huge, representative crowd; Joe talking/yelling/whispering annoyingly to an empty room.

[@batmanfanfilm1819]

The debate should be held on fox News

[@dennislawrence8501]

Rigged Debate.

[@dennislawrence8501]

Rigged debate..

[@archstanton2719]

There are 787,000,000 reasons why its not on Fox.

[@TheRealJoeMama1]

@@archstanton2719 How much did CNN have to pay Nick Sandman?

[@howtheheckru8102]

@@archstanton2719 And more to come.

[@Dwade689]

No audience, because they don’t want them chanting fjb

[@Databyter]

The reason that Presidential Debates have audiences, is that they represent the Public, and are WITNESSES to the conditions of the Debate. It is sketchy that they want to can the debate in this way.

[@davidstevens6117]

Gutfeld is funnier than most professional comedians!

[@robertewalt7789]

Gutfeld is a professional comedian.

[@loveanarchy8488]

Gutfish hit a grand slam with that monolog!

[@tetedur377]

How many years/decades has Gruesome been on the "fighting homelessness" kick, and it's only gotten much, much worse?

[@ohmeowzer1]

Bye Sleazy stormy

[@jesteravrgjoe2888]

Bet Biden already has the questions of the debate.

[@janicemire3511]

Don’t let either person know what the questions before the debate. NO EARPIECE, NO SCRIPTED CARDS, AND NO TELEPROMPTER.

[@howtheheckru8102]

I'll bet ya Stormy and Cohen did too. And if so so what.

[@snelltrell9486]

Who needs Wednesday? They could have it any evening if it isn't past President Shuffles bedtime.

[@JanWoods-d3p]

😂🤣😂❗️👍

[@barackobama9343]

Here is a message from a Canadian to all the "defectors" planning to leave America if Trump wins: WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!!!

[@John-su7hu]

All jokes aside .watch your 6 out there ..shits getting real

[@WVDB7153]

These two "moderators" are a joke, almost as much as Joe. Vivek is right.

[@mq9167]

I can just hear the announcer: "LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE"...

[@sabaha4637]

😆😆🤭‼️😝

[@EamonThePhilogynistWalford]

I'm sure Michael Buffer would be happy to do that! 😁

[@mikeschafer8992]

"They are still on the lookout for 5 others"

[@EamonThePhilogynistWalford]

^Hugs for Emily ❤ and Kat too ❤^ In fact, everyone was firing on all cylinders in this segment. 🙂

[@michaelodonnell1885]

Wouldn’t we all love to see what was cut

[@mikedemaria3695]

Emily is gorgeous and adorable at the same time.

[@jedimindtrick8966]

And smart and funny. She's a gem.

[@BrittanyRiles-rl3kq]

This going down in history

[@tvaldez6655]

I'm watching this on 10/8/24. IT WAS A COUP, EMILY!

[@Mightymouse-j2f]

Greg is on 🔥 😂😂

[@kenalbrecht5649]

This debate is going to be so unfair.

[@professorwiggins3290]

I understand the concerns. But the very fact that Biden agreed to this is a sign of the desperation of his handlers. No matter what format is used, Trump is likely to come out better from the debate.

[@archstanton2719]

Tell me why right wing media is melting down then. They know your one term dementing dear leader is going to blow the debate.

[@professorwiggins3290]

@@archstanton2719 "Dementing dear leader." That's a good one. I'm going to use that.

[@elecbike]

​f trolls @@archstanton2719

[@larae117vh]

They'll keep asking trump about j6 etc

[@timmydrake9125]

Truck stop

[@bobbaker8263]

Awesome show. 👍

[@brianredding9542]

Vivek is probably right. Shenanigans are afoot, be assured of that.

[@hawlikd]

So Chris Wallace is still at CNN eh?

[@ohmeowzer1]

They keep the losers

[@StevenWolfe-lx8js]

800 million dollars for lies & you still believe every word.

[@Justin-ts2dw]

Debates will,never happen

[@davidsallee8584]

Tapper and Bash, sounds like a normal day in the life of Stormy Daniels😂😂

[@stevenwadedavis6986]

Biden would get boood off the stage

[@charleshales1437]

There’s not gonna be any audience.

[@TheRealJoeMama1]

@@charleshales1437 Now you know why.

[@samgrant4663]

Biden needs to go home and live out the rest of his life🙏

[@Stilltheking24]

You guys act like Trump is so well loved

[@TheRealJoeMama1]

@@Stilltheking24 Trump rally over the weekend draws crowd of 80-100K. Biden can sometimes draw a crowd of a dozen or more.

[@yvonneh.3618]

Give that T shirt to your son!🤭