Guys who say they're Super Straight

[@Cherdleys]

i like girls

[@WhiteChocolate74]

That's exactly what a gay guy would say

[@SpeaksHistory]

Debatable

[@PyroVarkFr]

or do you? Hey vsauce micheal here why are you gay?

[@hotcoldd]

That's what they all say

[@faithlessberserker5921]

I believe you

[@brandon_png9743]

Imagine being on the other side of the fence listening to them film this

[@babylonhasfallen1329]

I can imagine Hank Hill on the other side thinking to himself “now those boys make me proud to be a super straight American.”

[@cormano64]

@@babylonhasfallen1329 Hank Hill would be thinking "dem boys ain't right".

[@babylonhasfallen1329]

@@cormano64 Ha! You’re right. That sounds more like Hank Hill.

[@eberhwang23]

Lmfaoooo

[@jessiegarcia9410]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bmore7823]

This was essentially half of the guys in middle school.

[@pianoraves]

Your pfp is legendary

[@Lucassaur0]

yep lol

[@ratedpending]

"was"

[@filhodejack9665]

Current high schooler here can confirm this is true

[@kingclampz6081]

Ik i was 🤣

[@RecklessBen]

too many dudes in this video.

[@prochacho3750]

whats good gl with being sued

[@hamitlonfx9009]

Ohh hey just watched your banana series good job dude

[@drgrandrayy1038]

What’s up checkmark

[@alexcrawford5350]

Reckless Ben: 1,200th like on your comment!

[@JOEDIRTERULEZ]

NAH DUDE, DUDES ARE GOOD BUT TOO MANY DUDES ARE...UMM BAD I GUESS IDONT KNOW

[@David-mw8vr]

the real question is how many takes they took because he couldn't stop laughing lmao

[@azzeeX]

Who?

[@Jewiceee]

@@azzeeX joe

[@eddiemightbecool]

@@Jewiceee Who’s Joe?

[@Jewiceee]

@@eddiemightbecool we got em!

[@AUKronos]

@@eddiemightbecool joe mama

[@ethanh3421]

“ I like missionary position and America.” 😂😂😂😂

[@aayansays]

🤣

[@niijigod3864]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@treyfowler6350]

Man is man is manly

[@Alex_Vir]

Now I'm interested what kind of sex position america is. /j

[@сукмифук]

😂😂😂

[@coomtard8218]

“How do you do, fellow heterosexuals?”

[@WhiteChocolate74]

Straight and narrow

[@Supafreshh15]

just another glorious day being super straight

[@JetsMind]

@@Supafreshh15 so u like the one's from the vid? 😂 is ok

[@shigosekai2725]

@@hunterrrdrives ⁉️

[@owen730]

420th like

[@DCComicsAndSomeOtherThings]

"before i came out as super straight everyone thought i was gay"

[@niijigod3864]

LMFAOO

[@stinger59605]

“Now everybody KNOWS I’m gay”

[@rohdger3390]

Because coming out is gay in the first place.

[@realkingofantarctica]

"I like missionary position and America" is my new favourite quote from this channel.

[@webbyishere]

I was just about to comment this dang it

[@yang139]

“you got questions, we got manswers”

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

I miss that show lol

[@markii751]

Best show of my youth

[@WhiteChocolate74]

I'm love the menergy in this video. Is that gay?

[@niijigod3864]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-vh5rl9wz1d]

M'questions

[@Ekdrink]

“I know I’m straight because when I’m around other dudes, I feel different”. So who’s gonna tell em

[@MahaHMA]

straight trans women

[@jollygood4749]

I'm so straight I don't even realize I'm gay

[@Ekdrink]

@aadhi gei Annie from attack on titan

[@Ekdrink]

@aadhi gei this is off the top of my head so idk but ep 23 when she’s about to transform

[@jaredfrazier2216]

That's not what he said

[@adityahansoty1575]

"You let your dad teach you something?" "No, no...I killed my dad"

[@ebeneZr]

I JUST CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT STIMULATING CLITORISES

[@cantankerouspatriarch4981]

Two more likes to hit 69. Help!

[@YourCapyPal_bigupsfor3DPipes]

😂😂

[@Skaxarrat]

You gay bro?

[@LoganAllec]

what kinda wack girls he bringing home if their starfish is the size of a CAMERA LENS

[@dinizv]

LMAO

[@Joe-pd3lx]

ikr

[@envar1]

Why do you comment on every popular KZbinr’s video. It’s becoming annoying

[@thatanxiouschild1182]

@@envar1 it’s his right asshole mind your business tf?...

[@numonefranbegbiefan]

Must be bringing home your mom.

[@PrincipalSkinner3190]

"I can't tell if a guy's attractive or not, that's gay" If I had a nickel for everytime a dude said this!

[@judejl903]

True haha 😂😂😂

[@electric987789]

I used to say it all the time when I was closeted AF lol

[@diobrando5549]

These three are the perfect examples of those middle schoolers who would call anyone out gay if they caught someone talking to another boy and use "gay" as an insult.

[@dangerousjGD]

So true lol

[@Charagrin]

And it's basically an accurate portrayal of the actual SS movement. Guy I know from school doesn't shake other men's hands because male on male contact might be gay, legit.

[@rowanmelton7643]

@@CharagrinLmao. I thought "Super straight" was just a joke

[@Charagrin]

@@rowanmelton7643 Nope, its a real thing some weirdos belive in. Lotta things that sound like a 90s joke or a poorly written TV show have turned out to be real. Super straights, Russia getting bodied by a small country, a politician literally wondering about Jewish Space Lasers....Worlds nuts.

[@vanessauosukainen7631]

@@Charagrin Russia being bodied by small country has happened before ones too. Or to be exact Soviet Union being bodied by small country. Finland kicked soviets @ss

[@esotericed8736]

I'm straight... I'm so straight I feel the constant need to convince everyone I'm straight..... I don't want to make out with Harry Styles under the moonlight OK!!!!!!!.

[@THESLlCK]

@Aebel mf because it is and the superstraight troll is literally mocking it Apparently Ryan has yet to catch onto that

[@789syrus789]

Y-yeah same! 😳

[@Model_BT-7274]

@@THESLlCK he realized, it's just that no one cares...

[@THESLlCK]

@@Model_BT-7274 surely. /s

[@eaaa1437]

@Aebel mf ikr

[@xCosmicMuffinManx]

Yo all jokes aside, dudes that really say "I can't tell if another guy is attractive because I'm straight" are definitely insecure with their sexuality.

[@itsmecaldo]

@Merlin BRO I was literally about to mention Henry Cavill. That dude is like a chad but he also plays video games, plus he's good looking fr. Gal Gadot is like a fucking snacckk.

[@rebeccasmith4186]

You sound gay

[@ruaristrawbridge7859]

And thats on ✨Toxic Masculinity✨

[@rebeccasmith4186]

@@ruaristrawbridge7859 no its not. You think if someone isn't into other men and finds them attractive they are gay? lol

[@xCosmicMuffinManx]

@@rebeccasmith4186 I had a stroke reading your second comment. And in regards to your first comment... Eh.

[@richard6634]

“I like how he handles meat that’s manly..wait should I like manly?! Is manly gay?”

[@jocosesonata]

I mean, it's got "man" in it, and liking a man is pretty gay.

[@Melancholy308]

"i like missionary position and america" is probably the funniest thing I have heard in ages

[@chaitalydas3964]

*I stopped talking to my dad , cause he said "I love you" . Like wtf* -every teenager Nowdays

[@FRASHROBLOX]

This is the manliest video ever

[@lp2033]

“If I have a male baby I’m throwing it in the trash” 😭💀

[@denkil6514]

now these are my people

[@BobaEcom]

🤓

[@dominicunderwood4911]

Ikr? Ryan's tryna make fun of them, but I just think they're f*ckin funny.

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

That makes you gay

[@friendlyneighbor8538]

that's gay as hell

[@niijigod3864]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arsalansh8156]

"i made my dad, my son " oh god i seen this 100 times and still wanna watch it😂😂😂

[@infatua2882]

i love how ryan is just explaining gender dysphoria

[@packle-tackle1906]

It is XD "I only feel comfortable in the girls bathroom"

[@adyantsrivastava4065]

I was super straight until I discovered Ryan's channel

[@timtamtomuk283]

why would you ever be super straight lmfao

[@jacksonashmolean1035]

@@timtamtomuk283 I dont see a problem.

[@Unclearrain]

@@jacksonashmolean1035 then I don’t think you know what it means

[@Domenic367]

@@Unclearrain it means that they like biological females, not trans females. Nothing wrong with that.

[@jacksonashmolean1035]

@@Unclearrain I do. But I think people should have the right to date who they want and don't date who they don't wanna. Super straight isn't transphobic, it's just having a preference.

[@viktoriavillaflores1691]

"He hesitated! He hesitated! Da FAAAWK?!?!!" The acting 👌

[@LilKingler]

This video feels so much longer than 8 minutes and 6 seconds

[@lanceknuth5300]

I couldn't finish to be honest.

[@Model_BT-7274]

I love how Ryan is just an egg the whole time lmao

[@pcm.5409]

wonder how many people will understand this comment

[@mothboy7044]

Hello eggs who understand I hope yall are well

[@toniannewong3412]

Still cis tho.

[@starylize]

lol that was exactly what i thought when he made that comment

[@callmemarnie2228]

:trollface:

[@YungPapiiChulo-_-]

"i DON'T HAVE ANY WEIRD FETISHES I LIKE MISSIONARY AND AMERICA "

[@aland1195]

“I just can’t stop thinking about stimulating clitorises”🤣 spoken like a true man

[@promane557]

Wow I couldn't have imagined it any more accurate than this

[@rishik1884]

Im touching the floor, which means im touching you. FLY GUYS FLY

[@Jasturtle]

Can i eat your dog?

[@rishik1884]

@@Jasturtle ...

[@moraolmdg12344]

Can i eat your dog too?

[@x0nixx772]

IM TOUCHING THE AIR WHICH MEANS IM TOUCHING YOU IM MOVING TO SPACE

[@mutsawashe]

🤣🤣🤣😫👀🤣🤣

[@shanec9822]

the “superstraight” colors are the same as grindr’s colors... bro??

[@kodybuffettwilson]

I think that may be part of the joke.

[@carterblask1147]

Imagine being the nextdoor neighbor and listening to them film this

[@camradetv8122]

This reminds me of Lindsey Graham and Michal Jackson saying they aren't gay.

[@newthrash1221]

...and james corden.

[@camradetv8122]

@@newthrash1221 True

[@Harry78996]

Michael*

[@arpitabrahmachari7649]

Michael Jackson, if you're talking about the musician, he wasn't gay. He had children of his own. He was just shy.

[@abhishekdev258]

Michael was NOT gay.

[@theofficialzowie]

"You've got questions we've got manswers" 😆🤣🤣 I'm ded

[@nicobrookswolf50]

This here. This is art

[@petergriffin355]

this seems like the audience for Motley Crue, poison, five finger death punch and Guns N’ Roses

[@babylonhasfallen1329]

But in reality they’re really into boy bands.

[@albertmeadows8645]

Go back to tik tok with that stupid shit.

[@RicochetAQW]

Lmao, the comments are unironically filled with super straights.

[@y2kona]

yeah superstraight is cringe

[@Model_BT-7274]

Inb4 the idiots try to call you bigoted

[@jacksonashmolean1035]

@@y2kona nah

[@PhilFoal]

@@jacksonashmolean1035 yah

[@jplichta]

i mostly see people laughing at gayindenia-- i mean superstraight

[@tommyfrompowerrangers]

The way Cherdleys says “the straight NFL the straight NFL” while rapidly nodding is ungodly spot on.

[@ace-xy8ub]

I appreciated the continuity between the gay coded and trans coded characters.

[@hailey8708]

this reminds me of every boy in my school 😭😭😭😭

[@whawhawhawhaaaa]

Them being extremely closeted is very accurate

[@mouwersor]

How so?

[@empressofmadness]

I can confirm I was exactly like this because I didn't want to admit certain things

[@easternplatypus]

@@mouwersor people who act like this are almost always insecure about their own sexuality, it's the internal biases they've developed over time, mostly because of societal norms that make them hide the part of themselves that goes against those biases. A lot of people will get over it as their brains develop, but it can get worse, that's why we see all these "alpha male" influencers, their target audience is middle school kids for this very reason.

[@majime1246]

People who are actually straight aren’t worried about clarifying that they’re straight, plus, it’s always the ugliest guys who be like “I onLy lIke ThiS” like, my guy, are they even picking you?

[@somewhere8538]

You do realise that super straight was a joke to begin with.

[@majime1246]

@@somewhere8538 Exactly, except now people are being serious about it, which is dumb.

[@enmityjoshua]

lmfaoo bro I lost every last brain cell watching this and I’m not even half way there 😂😂

[@STOKERMATHALLAN]

"you let your dad teach you something?" "No, no! Wtf, I killed my dad!"

[@closezad]

the hand raise was so fast this is peak acting

[@lightbulbmne9511]

The little shivery "yeah" Cherdley did when Ryan asked:"Youd like that?"(getting boob implants) is just.... I cant these guys are maestros

[@operationb.e.n6480]

Instantly knew Seth was gonna be in this one when I read the title lol

[@niallkirkpatrick9]

"meat steak salad is super gay" lol

[@rui7145]

“Wow, that guy touched me.” “WHAT DID I DO !” 😂

[@jai5023]

if ur name is kyle, christopher, or michael then u do this edit: i’ve triggered so many people, if ur triggered, ur a karen 😌💅

[@christophersisneros3069]

not true. please

[@safepancake7551]

Crap well i guess im one of them

[@crapjoe8634]

I literally stopped being friends with a dude named kyle because he "came out" as super straight

[@t6amygdala]

@Michael Corbett okay superstraight 🙄

[@matheworson9669]

sad vsauce music

[@rui7145]

Nobody: Dudes named Kyle:

[@shlongusinterruptus]

2:28 When he said " i killed my dad " 😂😂😂😂

[@Patatitta]

this might be one of the best videos i've seen

[@awarenesswithandrew9476]

the musk makes me angry 😭

[@y2kona]

super straight more like super single

[@Starlight_Enby]

As a trans woman, I appreciate this so much. So many dudes I went to school with are like this.

[@VanishedWall]

right lol it's cringe af 💔

[@webbyishere]

They forget that no trans woman would ever even want to date them because yall have standards

[@psuede3775]

@@webbyishere not like they'd have a chance to date them lol most people aren't into trans

[@johngallagher9151]

@@psuede3775 I am, as long as they look like girls, though, so it's not gay.

[@johngallagher9151]

@@psuede3775 in all seriousness, though, you would be surprised just how many people, even "straight" guys AND girls, are into trans

[@thunderhead2885]

God I hope they continue making these super straight videos 😂

[@yuuur3758]

dude in the red cap eyes looked they were about to fall out💀

[@hydros1ty]

“You got questions we got manswers.” That’s gold, here’s this 👑👑👑

[@teslastweakin]

this boutta be a banger

[@eyeover7307]

I love how this slowly devolved into them just being trans

[@envar1]

Important info: Knowing if your straight, gay or something in between is as simple as whether you are attracted to the opposite or same gender. Always respect others sexuality even if you don’t agree or can’t empathize. I am not attracted to men but there is nothing wrong with homosexuality or any sexuality. Don’t be insensitive.

[@envar1]

@@ShimmySchimeon ?

[@kzms4220]

No, won't respect gays or trans

[@envar1]

@@kzms4220 lol

[@jas_bataille]

@@envar1 It really did took a lot to make you change your mind from "don't be insensitive" to laughing at the LGBTQ community, right?

[@envar1]

@@jas_bataille I'm not sure what you mean. I said lol to the one guy because I'm highly sure he was just joking or internet trolling. He obviously was just joking, no way he was being honest. I thought it was funny what he said because it goes so against my word that its clearly a lie.

[@jras7327]

Omg my atoms are probably like made of like past men bro, conservation of mass law or something bro, I totally need to reassemble into a new form of atoms and matter or else I am totally gay bro

[@sergiohuertas2147]

I AM confusión

[@jras7327]

@@sergiohuertas2147 Hey man all I can totally say is, bro, that I am tots super straight bro, wbu bro

[@WhiteChocolate74]

I am from my dad's koom, is that gay?

[@sergiohuertas2147]

@@WhiteChocolate74 Yes'nt

[@sergiohuertas2147]

@@jras7327 Súper? Pfff i'm mega straight You fool.

[@kashashk]

The dad parts killed me! I love you? Who says that? 🤣

[@treverfarted]

You guys filmed me without my permission?!

[@Miu-jn6qs]

That isn’t a flex sweetie

[@treverfarted]

@@Miu-jn6qs that’s what we call a joke, sweetie

[@db5094]

@@Miu-jn6qs joke--> wooosh

[@Model_BT-7274]

Sweaty

[@cielonegro9054]

@@Miu-jn6qs Being gay is all my personality which is why I'm the gay character in every Netflix show😎👌

[@ithurtswhenipee4526]

Meanwhile in an alternate universe: *hey guys I’m Ryan and I’m super gay*

[@elijahsuttongaming1039]

we not gona talk about how his pants got down without them cutting

[@Lucas51397]

It's called pulling them down

[@cr9477]

Have you ever changed clothes ?

[@athmaid]

TIL that some people apparently shit in their pants instead of pulling them down

[@user-dr3pz4se4v]

@@athmaid but WHY would they do that

[@athmaid]

@@user-dr3pz4se4v OP clearly doesn't understand that you can pull pants down

[@thatone42069]

I mean... I KNOW this is a parody to "straight man" but I felt called out as well. Whenever I get misgendered I overdue it with "masculinity" and I bet other trans guys do that too xDDD

[@tiberivsgracchvs2393]

Hush

[@applecrumpies224]

Yeah...that's not the same thing. A biological male has these toxic Masculinity traits due the societal indoctrinated gender roles that doesn't allow men to be vunerable , emapthetic , and highly emotional ly intelligent being like their feminine counter parts. A lot of men have internalized homophobia and are taught from youth to see themselves as nothing more than a emotionless provider. You were once a woman who now associates as a man. You don't have that same experience. Being misgendered is not the same as misguided attempts from a male at show casing his male dominance and capabilities to discount his flaw or closeness with homoerotic\homosexual tendencies. That's why words like sus, pause etc exist its a keyword use to excuse what "straight men" deem as gay.

[@Cons-Cat]

​@@applecrumpies224 I'm not reading all that. Happy for you, though

[@doublej7545]

@@Cons-Cat Thank you...I'm happy too!

[@Jobe-13]

These guys are so good at intimidating middle school athletes who try to be edgy and cool.

[@straightupgurlll9641]

“Did your dad teach you or something gay” 😂😂😂

[@francescaferrara8347]

Rayan with gender dysphoria is the funniest and realest thing ever

[@sebastiancuellar5163]

This is literally just Jim, Dwight and Micheal.

[@tobyfulton711]

Now this is an automatic classic

[@expatrocious]

0:55 😂"you hesitated! you hesitated! tf?" 😂

[@El_Dissident]

When he said "I like missionary position and America!" - I saluted Wtf, I'm even not American

[@Calilou52]

You forgot the classic “I love football but I dont wear football jerseys, I could never wear another mans name on my body”

[@frankclementi]

What's a bussy?

[@user-eq5do6ko8n]

Gotta say, acting deserves Oscar

[@hyperbaroque]

the music when he said "i fuckin hate birds" 5:42

[@someguywithajacksparrowicon]

"I like missionary position and AMERICA!" 🤣

[@grahamdolamore]

Y'all need to have your own skit show like WKUK, it'd be perfect

[@xXChaoticRavenXx]

Yesss

[@FMBSAV]

spence is my fave character out of these skits 😭😭😭

[@brandangbaum_osdm51]

“We’re joking”💀💀

[@daccount1994]

3:30 they never break character lmao

[@Vestu]

lmaooo "hesitated.. hesitated! ...the fuck?!"

[@sithdyro7474]

That one part where he picks up the water hose lives rent free in my head

[@juuk3103]

This is exactly how I see those over homophobic guys 🤣 like are you so touched about it because you like men but also mad that you do? 😂 I swear the most homophobic people i known turned gay

[@somewhere8538]

no

[@calamityganon4224]

"You got questions? We got manswers" killed me

[@rab3926]

the level of confused this video made me is art

[@selmaelisesortland]

I like this definition of Super Straight better then what people on Twitter has come out as

[@akashpai4650]

Idk why the fuck I laughed when he said "manswers"

[@MrTimms-rp6mk]

Middle school summarized in 8 minutes

[@jasminegold2807]

I was waiting for someone to make a video like this and of course Ryan always comes through 👌

[@shashikumarningthoujam5565]

I m so straight that I came so early...

[@yobi1668]

there are some things you can never unsee

[@AshtonAltvater]

Bruh Im on an edible laughing so hard right now lmaooo

[@qeeram]

“I like missionary position and America” hahahah