Guys with 'Entrepreneur' in their bio

[@TrevorWallace]

part 2 here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZTXq2WPmMuAY7c

[@rocketninja942]

Day 1 of asking Trevor to do, “People who claim that they were born in the wrong generation”

[@hypingupper]

@@rocketninja942 oh my god I want that so bad

[@chubb57]

Omg finally

[@gnomelife2038]

maybe people who chop off their cats

[@rocketninja942]

@@hypingupper same

[@ragephil5609]

"It's not tax evasion, it's optimization" - Entrepreneur

[@FranziskavonKarma]

Entrepreneurs are the reason lazy shitbags like you have jobs

[@ngolong4070]

Taxation is theft though

[@augustuscordero8215]

Lmao

[@drany6707]

@@FranziskavonKarma wageslave

[@Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh]

David Faulkner okay? But entrepreneurs should still pay taxes

[@gen5162]

You forgot the obligatory “No, it’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s called multi level marketing”

[@midnightanimal6973]

"my girl got a job at Mary Kay"

[@Samus7000]

Genevieve Sipes Don’t forget the ever gross #BossBabe bleh.

[@Warsteel55]

"just give me 500 bucks I'll get you the first level. What do you mean what is it? You get the first level!"

[@angelinajackson7684]

Can you explain what a pyramid scheme is to me

[@livaaispure1827]

Angelina jackson Basically there is a mass producer that sells big ammounts of products to people who want to earn money. These people get clientele that buy their products (but its not that easy so usually people fail). Basically the people who sell this stuff are thinking they are going to make big cash, but the only winner there is the supplier who makes loads of money from these “business persons”. My aunt recently got into it and its funny cuz she thought she will make big cash but no one actually buys this stuff.

[@PaigeLaBray]

"I wasn't sleeping. I was dreaming about success"

[@akinoreh]

Hahaha. My next line when someone catches me sleeping =D

[@qtaro-7097]

some dj khaled shit

[@God_Help_Me11]

Wait but...

[@uzidrums697]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@aXelRedfield]

nice script dipshit, what the fuck did 5k retards liked this shit for, did you not hear it in the video?

[@adenvart3816]

This is the guy version of girls that put “public figure” in their bio.

[@dark3rthanshadows]

it's kinda the same different types of charlat...err i mean entrepreneurs

[@leobustos740]

Something about them is "public" alright...

[@akbinnn2106]

And “influencer” types as well

[@umairusman]

😂

[@ronham4395]

@@akbinnn2106 BUT I G0T M0N3Y THOO

[@DirtRacerProductions]

No air pods were used in this video and I'm disappointed.

[@jlucman]

MM he also said he had a Tesla and was driving s Mazda lol... prob couldn’t afford AirPods

[@RuilinLinRyan]

JLUCMAN he has AirPods, but I think the joke of the skit is that his character is an "entrepreneur" that hasn't actually made it yet so the character doesn't have money for AirPods and lives at his mom's house

[@artmeatj6620]

Na. It’s all about Raycon now

[@thc7865]

And juul pods

[@JakeGiu]

Ruilin Lin you understand lol.

[@DatBoi69420]

“Being broke is a mindset” Homeless people: 👁👄👁

[@illuminatedzach4206]

Where’s my crack

[@lasernikixcex]

If they're homeless then they should buy a house

[@charlieschurk]

Nick Nuccitz ikr like wtf

[@smoothbrained4channer976]

@@charlieschurk theyre so dumb lul

[@pokeytradetf2582]

I think they mean staying broke. Because even entrepreneurs become broke.

[@compuholic82]

My personal favorite is "serial entrepreneur". A fancy way of saying: "I failed at every attempt to run a business so far".

[@Kornchipzzz]

For this particular one, I'm all for it. Failure is a way of learning. Most big companies were the product of countless failures before them.

[@compuholic82]

​@@Kornchipzzz Well, depends on why they fail. The "serial entrepreneurs" I've come across failed because they don't have a product other than buzzwords and bullshit. A couple of years ago when machine learning was becoming the hot shit I got multiple offers from "serial entrepreneurs" to join their startups. In every single case, they had no product (not even a concrete idea) but they had a fancy website what was devoid of any content and just filled with buzzwords. Needless to say, the offers went right into the trash.

[@vertie2090]

I'm a serial failpreneur

[@CrypticBandit]

I own a business where I rent bouncy houses out for birthday parties but like I also have a full time job.

[@vertie2090]

@@CrypticBandit is that profitable?

[@melthesheep1390]

“Just because you have dreams doesn’t mean you have to sleep on your dreams, out there are dreams and dreams are reality and we are living in a constant state of reality. So go out there and chase your dreams, but don’t chase them too fast, cause you might fall, but if you fall get back up.” -Trevor Wallace, 2019

[@AvaiLeon]

"Have you ever had a dream-s... that-s... that you um you had, you'll d-, you w-, you could, you'll do, you w-, you wants, you, you could do so, you, you'll do, you could, you, you want, you want him to do you do much you could do anything?"

[@farrel_ra]

​@@AvaiLeon LMAO

[@amirahaidary4187]

😂

[@jethrodetailing5955]

Not to forget "INVESTOR" in the bio too after putting $5 in the stock market.

[@sandervink04]

after putting 5 dollars in the stock market and then losing it

[@Hello-qe2rk]

I have 3$ in bitcoin does that count

[@igorordecha]

@@Hello-qe2rk nah, you're investing in currency

[@andreaspatsalides1914]

Please..now its $5.34

[@smokeyi477]

If I knew how I would put more 😭

[@Himawariyoung]

I’m dying because people really use those hand movements.

[@cicada8790]

Nastashia Young yeah I wonder who specifically. It’s not on the nose or anything

[@___Zack___]

R.I.P 💐

[@MrGoneTwo]

I’m dying because people really use their eyes like he does.

[@Himawariyoung]

@@cicada8790 they've got to be modeling it after someone famous. Probably watch a lot of Ted Talks lol.

[@Himawariyoung]

@@MrGoneTwo now that's scary

[@rammbostein]

This is the guy you haven't seen since high school and you bump into him at the store and he'll try to get you to invest in some scheme

[@The1of1000]

rammbostein 120% fuck those people, there’s so fucking many too.

[@DarkShadows713]

"It's not a pyramid scheme dude trust me. I make 30000 a week working from home. You'll be rich in no time."

[@greasycheese8095]

One of my friends have become this guy. He fell for a forex scam

[@pokeytradetf2582]

@@DarkShadows713 if it is a pyramid scheme it is probably true.

[@PapaRikkiBalls]

He also does acid all the time

[@bruh2309]

"I didn't go to college, but people who work for me did 😌🧚🏼‍♀️"

[@vatsalaykhobragade]

Entrepreneur 😂😂

[@eyeover7307]

@@vatsalaykhobragade ontraypanor*

[@pontusdorsay4673]

Now if you succeed with this, it's a win for sure.

[@dwbh222]

no one: his hands: 🔺

[@bittu2507]

Lmao

[@charlieschurk]

Triangle

[@AsclepiusHoe]

Pyramid scheme

[@leociresi4292]

m a l i a Mr. Burns;” Excellent!”

[@aydanbarry6760]

Those people in botw shrines be like:

[@yakitorisutan]

The ad I got before the video: “Hi I’m Daniel, a 22 year old entrepreneur living in...”

[@sirsytham1588]

Same lmao

[@miat9039]

Same hahahahha

[@fabulousmeatpotato5987]

Same

[@no-qm4ug]

Same wtf

[@muhammadabdullahahmadkhan3354]

Same

[@malthus101]

The 90s - "I'm an actress" - (works as a waitress) The 20s - "I'm an entrepreneur" - (drives an Uber)

[@TinyAlison]

is the actress working as a waitress in a cocktail bar?

[@Laladust]

@@TinyAlison that was the 80's

[@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3]

It’s 2000’s, not the Roaring 20s idiot

[@malthus101]

@@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3 kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4HYlXhuo6minZI

[@kittystcherbatski67]

The 20s, oh my god, we’re future old people. Teens will wonder if we knew 3D girls since our life is not filmed in VR.

[@LUR1FAX]

I have a friend like this. I hadn't seen him in 4 years. Then all of a sudden he calls me up one day, just 1 hour after I got inside my house from a holiday, and said he had a job for me. I ended up handing out flyers for a concert he was promoting. Ended up getting free entry to the concert and the after party. Got wasted and spent the next day puking in a bucket. So worth it.

[@What-fv1yl]

lmao

[@foozball1051]

do a Girls with "Public Figure" in their bio would be GOLD

[@britter9007]

or influencer

[@Mrslightlystupid1]

But he’s a guy

[@alicen2610]

Essentially the woman version of this though some women do the "Job: Entrepreneur" thing as well.

[@AldousForestTheLast]

Foozball I too want to see Trevor in a long wig

[@Melisbloodysaweome]

Foozball yessss

[@katyoutnabout5943]

He’s such a good actor. I genuinely hated his chatacter lol

[@biiigates7381]

Real bro hahahhaahha hes so good

[@TheBboyStyle]

he looks like "the fan" in oblivion

[@intj1434]

Plot twist: he's not acting, that's his everyday life.

[@olasogaolu7011]

Katy Out n About 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are not alone.

[@BobbyVinsonOfficial]

It wasn’t that believable

[@nnaaddiaa]

Trevor’s sense of humor is almost too believable, like this isn’t a joke anymore 😂

[@asmakitto]

so believable I actually hesitated to hit the like button🤣

[@edward6749]

I’m pretty choosy who I subscribe to, but he’s an exception. His sense of humor is exactly like mine - very dry. We both take people’s lifestyles or what’s trending like a joke lol

[@myreaper311]

I swear I've met every single fucking person he's parodied. It's so unreal how accurate it is.

[@NickOloteo]

@@myreaper311 it's fucking scary how real his parody is. I started to believe he was an entrepreneur

[@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049]

It's impossible to get annoyed by these vids

[@alanarzate93]

It's actually ridiculous how many people trying to do this nowadays

[@MikeNapoli1989]

They’re idealistic and brainwashed. I don’t understand why people don’t just say I am a business owner or something. Even start up a restaurant, bar, or something.

[@hdskl2150]

Even some of the ads on KZbin are hilarious people like “I quit my job and now I get checks for 3000$ from this other job” literally just talking about their new job lol

[@MikeNapoli1989]

@r14j- when you’re broke and become homeless, don’t complain.

[@vanillabatcave5677]

The more peoplo do something, the lower quality it becomes

[@Malundo]

@@r14j-You do realise that there are people who make tons of money and live successful lives working 9 to 5 and having traditional businesses

[@nathanbayless6137]

“It’s not called living with ur parents if you pay rent” Lol

[@az5181]

It's still technically paying the rent even if the landlords waived it

[@gonzalolog]

That hit me hard lmao

[@fldbouthat]

It's called your parents living with you if you pay rent

[@anneliselim602]

And they probably pay 1/5 of the standard rental price. Their parents cook and do the housechores...

[@Mohamadtheman]

There’s no shame in living with your parents if you’re helping them it’s called being a good son

[@samwisegamgee1243]

"My girlfriend's also an entrepreneur. She sells vitamins and supplements" Lmaooooo how is he so on-point with all these personas?! 😂

[@o3xray]

By asking a lot of questions and listening to people's ubiquitous answers.

[@AnnaPxx]

He has excellent observational skills 😂

[@fartexplosion4480]

He probably went to an Andrew Tate Instant Updates Instagram page and clicked on every profile that commented

[@mayankrana9349]

His hands are screaming pyramid schemes...😂

[@leociresi4292]

Mayank Rana He could be the human form of Roger’s Tearjerker😁

[@merpuffedy]

Cough amway...

[@houstonbred3930]

@Atharv Pathak well seems as though you don’t have that entrepanuershiperprize mindset smh

[@Mt4evr]

Omg yes! 😂🤣

[@creamcrop1433]

@@houstonbred3930 That dream of a dream of a reality of a dream can't be a reality if you don't have the entrepnscitxoemployreee mindset

[@oreosnmilk1003]

"im not sleeping I'm dreaming of success"💀💀💀

[@matthewkolonics1392]

I also love how “entrepreneurs” also never tell anyone what they actually do to get money except for “grind, hustle, network, and business” lmfao

[@zain6008]

@@FranziskavonKarma guessing you watch tai Lopez

[@matthewkolonics1392]

David Faulkner someone’s a lil mad they can’t sell lemonade from their stand😂

[@ejro3063]

David Faulkner you didn't say anything there

[@Fermion.]

@@FranziskavonKarma I agree, there are many successful entrepreneurs in the world. But they're not these fake social media "gurus" trying to sell you a dream (and their course). If their business model were really making it big, why would they be wasting their time trying to sell you their lame courses? "For the low price of $499, my course will give you the secret knowledge and skills required to follow your own destiny..." = My business failed, so I need to recoup some of my losses off a few gullible morons.

[@matthewkolonics1392]

Fermion thank you

[@ngtruht]

You forgot the whole thing about stacking self-help books and attending business/investing/motivational seminars.

[@ivanvincent770]

experienced this, very accurate hahaaha

[@matteoandriolo1144]

Sad truth 😂

[@poetaenlaluna]

And they are all clap and jump like idiots on Tony Robins workshops 😂

[@NoyumiAo]

Just happened to me, wasted my time staying up to read Business in the 21st Century and now this is too real

[@lets_see_777]

@@NoyumiAo yeah market is over-saturated with wanna be entrepreneurs with no products and just selling snake oil

[@adlareg4029]

Lmao it's like hes lived through every parody he does, so much so that it comes across as authentic

[@rustyshackleford9276]

@@patrickburke8644 oy vey

[@somoaten7243]

He embodies them all

[@mongo7106]

His videos get to the point where half way through they stop being funny and you actually begin to believe he’s really like that

[@petermello55]

ϟϟ White Wolf ϟϟ I literally don’t get the whole anti-semitism thing. Is it that the Nazi playbook is that convincing to you? Do you just want clicks? Does this actually work to get subs and video views? So many questions, my brain can’t logically come to a conclusion here. Where are you from that thinking like this is common place and accepted?

[@patrickburke8644]

@@petermello55 It's really pervasive among poor white people. The magnitude is increasing in america and western europe.

[@AProbablyPostman]

If somebody unironically talks about being an entrepreneur or "the grind" don't trust them with a goddamn thing.

[@Robbiedoesitbest]

people like that ruin it for us real "entrepreneurs" u cant even use it because the meaning has been used so openly....like I'm actually into it but the dickheads with fake courses make it hard to find the real good courses, then u have the mfs with it in their bio like bruh

[@HORCHATA777SUBSCriBE]

@@Robbiedoesitbest deadass I just say I sell clothes instead of the “E “ word cus it’s become way too cliche

[@fplfred]

"I wasn't sleeping, I was dreaming about success" That finished me haha

[@milkbread5036]

He forgot the soft inspirational music in the background.

[@karteektavarageri5140]

No, it didn't finish you. It made you laugh, but it didn't finish you.

[@merpuffedy]

Your gonna laugh at the skits I do🥰😇

[@dibyendusekharghosh2840]

Lmfaoo 😂😂😂

[@chadwells7562]

While sleeping on the rolled up floormat in the empty room 🤣

[@tetsuoshima4077]

He’s not living with his parents. He’s “taking care” of his parents.

[@easypeasy5219]

Lol every broke bitch boy says that for some reason.

[@noelr1010]

@@easypeasy5219 Not all the time. I pay the mortgage and other bills which amount to 3K a month. I don't have to, but don't have the heart to abandon my mom who is incapable of pulling that in.

[@chickastley8805]

@@noelr1010 dam wholesome

[@tanjimhannan4627]

His parents are living with him

[@kyratompsett4409]

@@noelr1010 I had the same problem. People were like oh, so you live with your parents. No. I offered to have my mom move in with me and I paid the bills while she tried to get her spinal fusion and couldn't work. So no, I wasn't freeloading with my parents, if that's what you're getting at.

[@olegdobinda8354]

Two words: Draco. Malfoy.

[@leociresi4292]

Oleg Dobinda Draco Malfoy gone Guido!

[@kpopariana5526]

YES

[@nicole4589]

Noooo dont stain his name

[@KoalazDank0420]

Wanna invest in vanishing cabinets?

[@olegdobinda8354]

It’s voldy’s name you can’t say, not draco haha

[@ongayazycreed5907]

I wasn't sleeping. I'm dreaming about success. - Every teenager right now.

[@vjaceslavsavsjaniks6431]

I wasn`t sleeping I was dreaming about being dead. - Me now

[@andreaschasiotis8977]

The ad for this video was an “entrepreneur” telling me how he got rich at 23 lmao

[@answersonly4750]

Same

[@nanakwakudadeyakrofi2977]

Same

[@heisHans]

Boy, my advertisement algorithm is so f**ed up, I'm nearly willing to pay for KZbin, just so I stop seeing 95% of the time random dudes promising 'random-No'-$, in 'random-No'-Days. Is there a way to stop this? I'm slowly starting to believe this shopify dropshipping thing is legit. Update: 'have now removed personalized ads. Hope it will get better now.

[@ericeverano2772]

Same lmfao

[@JohanKylander]

@@heisHans Use adblock

[@puresightz707]

this was very motivating, I’m dropping out of high school

[@Syllence]

Stonks

[@ashr8140]

Dropping out of kindergarten

[@dismantledbrain5910]

I moved out and told my family to go fuck themselves, cuz people only want to hold you back. #Hustle #Grind #Homeless

[@Syllence]

Dropping out of womb

[@jorgenvonstrangle000]

way to go chase that Tesla

[@MoltenMonsters]

he seems like the type of guy to ask his friends "where do you see yourself in 10 years''

[@dabaruknemuhar1981]

I can't look that far

[@user-ed2mr9ir5w]

Shitting in a Denny’s parking lot.

[@FranziskavonKarma]

Working 9-5 on a corporate job? Sucks to be you, man.

[@FranziskavonKarma]

@@dabaruknemuhar1981 Not everyone is meant to be successful.

[@liminal4372]

Being stressed out constantly, having an insomnia issue, an addiction to coffee and milk, and like at least 10 cats

[@user-ud9xc1hr3g]

"It's not living with your parents if you're paying rent." I'm stealing that argument.

[@mirzazulic2057]

The first ad i got on this video was “I’m a 23 year old entrepreneur”

[@shearcon3480]

Yoda Gaming same😂

[@budendylegentus]

Same🤣

[@elmarmamaril3958]

Me too

[@Ash-lx7tt]

Same dude

[@Richard-yt4rk]

Hahahaha same here. KZbin algorithm sure is smart in a dumb way

[@manasavachat5101]

"it's called networking"

[@discomfort5760]

You got shrooms? Hook me up.

[@Stophurtingmelol]

It's not a pyramid scheme it's multi level marketing

[@christophercolumbus1327]

@@Stophurtingmelol "MLM is a pyramid scheme"

[@Envinite]

Legit I keep going to these 'networking' event but ended up smuggling 5 beers or so

[@scarlett-iy8yh]

when he said 🙏 i felt that.

[@user-tw8kt1gs3u]

Duolingo Bird righttt 😭 I was here before his channel blew up but he still did well and it makes me smile when he doesn't lose his true self

[@scarlett-iy8yh]

A bro same

[@lemonkissed201]

dam he didn’t have to do it to em for that long

[@manuhameed5470]

Duolingo Bird nah when he said 👱🏻‍♂️ I felt that heavy

[@scarlett-iy8yh]

Flashlight Boi 👱🏻‍♂️🙏

[@idontknowagoodname3015]

"I work in real estate..." And "Oh yeah, I invest in stocks here and there."

[@user-ve9cs7ee6x]

“Being broke is a mindset” HAHAHAH I DIED

[@terezip2213]

Unironically what libright and centre believes

[@terezip2213]

@Cody K You have to stretch that truth a few thousand times for it to be even philosophically important.

[@manictiger]

​@Cody K Yeah, I do agree with this. What you focus on is what you will become. If all you do is focus on how broke you are, you will remain that way. But if you focus on the next target, 5k 10k, 20k, 50k, 100k networth, etc. You will probably reach it. It may take years to gain the skills, but once you have the breakthrough, you will make money at a rate no one believes. Btw, "entrepreneur" isn't a type of business. Red flag, imo. Whatever you tell the IRS and financial institutions... That's a type of business. Finance, real estate, publisher (patents and copyrights), etc. These are real businesses.

[@cyberducc]

Being ded is a mindset

[@draenog96]

Being broke is a mindset in most countries, the US is just garbage overall

[@levplatonov3195]

I sent this to my entrepreneur friend and he ghosted me

[@femboypeek3410]

Yikes

[@tyc6268]

He just dreaming about success... he’ll get back to you

[@mj-yo7vt]

Good for you

[@jenlikesflowers]

I’m gonna have to try this...doesn’t sound like a bad idea 🤔😂

[@23ofSeptember]

You're not a supportive friend.

[@RelianceSabol]

OMFG the Instagram live speech is freaking SPOT ON 💀😂

[@BakaryD]

On god they all sound the same

[@3rkid]

lol I recognize you. You're around Vegas, right?

[@RelianceSabol]

@@3rkid correct

[@heyitsnoreen]

For real I see that shit all day! 😂

[@RelianceSabol]

@Marvin Zimmerman I am from Vegas but your name doesn't ring any bells

[@Duuderz0]

“The only coworker is adderall” I’m dying 💀💀💀

[@terenarosa4790]

I see why he's so slim. He's on that all water diet.

[@Trismagistus]

White Claw

[@Sul1y]

Terena Rosa and Adderall

[@Zikimura]

Keto can kiss his ass.

[@bones22j]

2 words...adder, all.

[@Ray33416]

Diet Coke

[@nancysandoval1725]

The fact that my brother has actually told me “being broke is a mindset” once is priceless

[@kevper96]

Listen to your brother.

[@bigdino6482]

That's my mindset

[@cric-folio]

Thanks for sharing!

[@user-xz2gh]

He's not wrong.

[@purpleey]

I guess having no money is a mindset too

[@JOZ3R818]

“It’s not called living with your parents if you pay them rent” lmao😂

[@lunabinofsin]

DeathxGun I actually KNOW a bitch who used that excuse. Then her friend fully bought her an apartment then she bragged about "i got this beautiful [trash] place i made it on my own!" You dont have to cheat your way through life just to "flex" on me on fb. Plus daddy n mommy still pay for her health (even tho shes obese) insurance and car. She should pick up the dog shit off her floor as well as her life skills.

[@emmawisdomo]

@@lunabinofsin wanna tag that "bitch"?

[@destina3898]

@@lunabinofsin you seem jelly

[@lunabinofsin]

Oh trust me i have a reason to be hostile. Try um....hacking my phone and spreading personal information which no one wouldve known about w/o her sharing a screenshot of MY TEXTS, and....animal abuse?

[@lunabinofsin]

Plus uh...im not jealous of an ogre who starts drama/makes up lies about girls prettier than her like me just to distract the misery of her "life"? And cant tag her if she doesnt have a yt account? Lmao

[@magicalmango81]

Lmfaooo I was dying watching this cause I have a coworker EXACTLY like this. With the hand movements, live-streaming “motivational videos”, always talking nonsense, etc. We are both poor working an extremely physical labor job lol

[@iiiiiiiiiiisa]

"Today they hate on you - in the future they work for you" Classic.

[@vagelismel]

When does he say that?

[@vizer9898]

@@vagelismel tomorrow

[@HummusSpicey]

Vizer lol

[@iiiiiiiiiiisa]

@@vagelismel never, thats just one classic I always hear from these people

[@FranziskavonKarma]

It's true though. Studies show that entrepreneurs are the reason 60% of lazy shitbags like you have jobs

[@split317]

This Quarantine is gonna give us a million more of these guys

[@realsemig]

I already got the haircut and an idea, just need investors

[@Hiiamsamm]

good

[@poormansvlog770]

You're seeing the big picture.

[@thethiccdonut5257]

First the SoundCloud rapper, now this lol

[@inumidunoyenuga5333]

I'm already one💀

[@ZIGged0]

Poo poo pee pee haha poopy pee hahaha -An entrepreneur, probably.

[@OsvaldoBayerista]

lol

[@Funasenbaer]

being rich is a mindset

[@russel-yt7814]

He’s actually got a point

[@auniquehandle]

actually that's Grant Cardone mindset lol

[@Poldur]

well it is a mindset

[@chaepew1949]

The way this video actually got me somewhat motivated

[@jordanfoodreviews4242]

“I come to this park... to network. Who’s tryna buy some shrooms ?” God tier.

[@FranziskavonKarma]

Selling shrooms is a great way to make connections with individuals of significance and persuade them to invest in your future endeavors.

[@ashe_xox]

@@FranziskavonKarma you sounded like one of those dropshipping gurus saying simple things in complicated waya

[@KristenZianourry2015]

I am

[@axolotl7084]

Finally, someone, unlike someone in one of your replies, says something about a joke that isn't 3995926264859946158495851526 letters and 29397372928647391528399462558596256848525290496262893762 emojis.

[@attorneymom35]

The drug of Gods

[@tailopez]

I need another spot in your garage amigo... just bought a T E S L A

[@DaltonLayne]

I knew it was true.

[@tylerthompson8241]

This man felt some type of way

[@fatfuck2384]

Holy shit it's the Lamborghini man himself

[@kav2000]

K N O W L E D G E.

[@KustomiseT]

GARAGE DUDE

[@TylerCritti]

"Just sold a 8th grader mushrooms, what are you doing with your law degree, *Derek*"

[@biscuit1388]

"

[@derekmoore5271]

Damn

[@ubernihilist457]

moneylaundering

[@TylerCritti]

@@biscuit1388 thanks mate

[@derekofalltrades5494]

I wish I had a law degree so I guess he's doing better than me

[@davideareias7876]

dudes on another level. Why wake up at 4AM just don't ever sleep

[@vatsalaykhobragade]

😂

[@Alecexo]

I lost it at “the only coworker I need is adderall” LMFKAKSNX

[@LemonDemon75]

XVI lmfaooooo

[@greatkid9796]

Uxcis * you

[@gwansama9765]

One thousandth like

[@tygill7401]

kaine it’s a girl she prolly got excited

[@Ryan-co9xc]

As a uni student, I second this statement.

[@draegonthedragon6540]

"I wasn't sleeping, I was dreaming about success. Something you wouldn't know about. -Trevor Wallace

[@helloitsme.5604]

Merch

[@candidlyopinionated19]

*Pans out to him sleeping on a rug.*

[@filliaa3661]

"I haven't slept in 26 hours how do you think I feel? *_Top of the world_* "

[@TheNefastor]

Coming from Gudetama, this comment is very funny 😁

[@George_Sorvey]

do you think people are watching this without sound, so you have to transcript stuff?

[@Jonifico]

@@George_Sorvey LOL chill

[@stripehead1]

@@George_Sorvey I feel your pain brother, but this is the way the world is.

[@Jonifico]

@@stripehead1 LOL, these pseudo-intellectuals.

[@alyssa0mae]

You forgot the “there is NO excuse for not making time”

[@sunnowo]

"I'm an entrepreneur" Ah, you're unemployed?

[@sddjahad3111]

The richest people are unemployed.

[@boyboy6123]

富江 Unemployed ≠ Rich Some of the richest = Unemployed Hope that made it simple for you.

[@Kiefy6886]

@@sddjahad3111 never seen a billionaire who doesn't work. What are you even talking about

[@sunnowo]

@@sddjahad3111 But I said entrepreneurs

[@DixyBixy]

@Al Wa 王八 王八蛋 Winnie D pooh 傻逼到处有哈哈哈，龟儿子给爷爬

[@StraightZzzStudent]

“ Just sold an 8th grader a mushroom, What are you doing with your law degree, Derrick?” 😂what!!

[@derricklyngdoh5412]

I laughed more after hearing my name. 😂

[@smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69]

@@derricklyngdoh5412 you lying doh

[@lets_see_777]

"filing a lawsuit against you"

[@codesling3421]

Usually these signs show that an “entrepreneur” is really just a charlatan: 1) They bash on education, they say you don’t need a degree to be successful. 2) They hand you a business card with the title CEO 3) They give you a sales pitch with buzzwords like scalability, investment, business model, optimization, etc. 4) They try to persuade you to join their “business” which is oftentimes an MLM. 5) They talk about their long term plans even when no one asked them If you see any of these signs, run for the hills

[@Fermion.]

1) It depends on the field. Many social media agencies give 0 fucks about your education, they only want to see your social media metrics. Also, some of the best salespeople have no formal education (many are even ex cons). 2) Every small startup that made it big started with a person like this. 3) Agreed. A good sales pitch should be short, clear, and to the point in everyday language. 4) Agreed. A good business shouldn't be chasing employees; employees should be chasing them. 5) Looking too far ahead is a recipe for disaster in business. Gotta take it one day/project at a time.

[@codesling3421]

Eric Jiang I never said ALL entrepreneurs are charlatans, however if they have any of the listed characteristics (or all), then they more than likely are.

[@sebasduran7394]

CodeSling you still don’t need a career to be an entrepreneur.

[@dalethepalemale6855]

You don't need a degree to be successful. There's a difference between a degree and an education.

[@TheGunnerJaeger]

Fermion Ah no, long term plans are important - think about youtube premium - slowly they are increasing ads to annoy you to buy the premium membership - and I am pretty sure, that’s a long term plan they are chasing - But yeah, long term plan dosen‘t mean a bmw 😂

[@faizan7298]

But getting a ad with Entrepreneur in the video is just peak comedy

[@RetrogradeBeats]

All you missing is the classic “message me for details on this limited opportunity” at the end.

[@buzztrucker]

So true.

[@erniemoi2732]

Retrograde Beats not even a joke hahahahaha

[@DataDash]

Are you really an entrepreneur if you don’t sell your own program? 🤔

[@colmhayden5929]

Haha Hi Nick!

[@Ben-cg8qk]

lol omg its Datadash!

[@DataDash]

Colm Hayden Hey Colm!

[@getbasedtv]

Love your crypto content man! Trying to get some more done myself haha

[@CryptoBobby]

Data Dashhh

[@JuanRamirez-dn5nz]

I know someone who's just like this and has no job and lives with his parents

[@02349926]

do I know one Im one XD

[@hackyou360]

Same here

[@No-kx1gm]

That's really sad actually

[@Max4Z]

Is he at least still. A college student or not even pursuing that either?

[@JuanRamirez-dn5nz]

No not going to school at all

[@aoeenjoyer]

“The only coworker I need is adderall” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewmoulton7429]

Anyone notice how the house had empty rooms to indicate that he sold all of his stuff lmao

[@808allday7]

Maybe he's a minimalist.

[@ramennnoodle]

Easy when you can't afford the furniture

[@0079Matthew]

Nah, he doesn't have time for games or sleep, or food, or warmth.

[@terenarosa4790]

@@808allday7 lmfao

[@inducedpain6824]

Nah he's just investing

[@musicnova1431]

Is this what happened to Draco malfoy after harry potter.

[@yhavinmiles]

yeah this is should be the canon and not the enchanted eternal burning dumpster-fire that is the cursed child

[@Mark_R_Tho]

Yes

[@SuperMix2]

underrated comment

[@zainalnashef2385]

Ya no

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

So Draco became the guy you run into years later trying to sell you on a scheme.

[@dreezies5210]

“What are you doing with your law degree, Derek!?” I feel attacked.

[@Lycan_the_deerdog]

Well what are you doing with that law degree? Huh Derek?

[@VegasViking420]

I bet you Derek doesnt even own a Testlaw

[@elgeorge437]

Whoa these reply’s are just mean like wtf. Idc if it’s a joke but omg

[@derekmiller823]

i feel VERY attacked rn

[@elyazidasri2968]

@@derekmiller823 oh ...poor dereks! they never learn .

[@thecitizenoftheinternet1077]

Looks like Malfoy's career has really gone downhill since he left Hogwarts

[@cyagami90]

"Me? A drinking problem? It's called networking" This is the most Scott Disick thing I've ever heard

[@Doomscrollin]

I felt that

[@qewchy]

LMAO “I can flip that” 💀

[@ImOnAGoat91]

shades of gary v

[@KekoaUS]

Trash Talk life

[@kiwipiwi22]

“The only coworker I need is adderall” Same. Literally

[@philiptaylor8230]

if it ain't broken don't fix it.. lol

[@mrhenrique31]

Everything in this video is perfect,even the clothes,i know a guy who is one of these “entrepreneurs” and he wears the same boots 😂

[@homesteadish5242]

He’s the guy in the KZbin ad like “I made $200 dollars a day and here’s how you can too”

[@n3gi_]

Sell drugs, you will make even more.

[@certifiedloverboy993]

$200 is barely above average

[@Luuth]

@@certifiedloverboy993 $200 a day equates to $1000 a week if you work 5 days. That's way above the average dumbass, average income a day is about $80. I make around $120 give or take but I have two jobs 7 hours a day

[@Jrza12]

Luuth why did you call him a dumb a**

[@flopolol]

@@Jrza12 because he doesn’t know what he is talking about. He’s probably 12

[@jupitired777]

no one: entrepreneurs: bEaSt MoDe

[@menelauscaldeaja5554]

also entrepreneurs: *stonks*

[@moniquediaz4748]

Walnut salad

[@DorotaGabal]

Bahahahahaha, if you only knew the synchronicity! I switched to this after watching Marshawn Lynch Mic'ed up

[@qtaro-7097]

nobody: entrepreneurs in the morning: *RISE AND GRIND*

[@JRay2113]

No one: Entrp: “I love Mondays!!!”

[@LilAnnThrax]

“I haven’t slept in 26 hours how do you think I feel? Top of the world” - me having a manic episode

[@Art_thecl0wn]

TheAnnie Canvas 😂😂😂😂😂😂 same girl, same.

[@Redorgreenful]

He might be on one

[@darksideinc8889]

26? Thats when im at baseline. Those days it feels like my feet dont quite touch the ground will run for 72 or more sometimes. The power of flight...

[@rhinogarza3647]

That's how people in the medical commercials feel

[@victoriannecastle]

@@darksideinc8889 I know that feeling of sleep deprivation. Also, delayed muscle reaction. Like you reach for something and had to put a lot of effort and watch that arm move

[@imbored8657]

"Succsess, something you wouldn't know about" Steve Jobs: *evil laughter*

[@Embracemydestiny]

The guys with KZbin ads before your video who tell you not to click the skip button 😭😜

[@effretibooyag7837]

I FUCKING HATE THOSE😂 I immediately skip if you have to tell me that I shouldn’t. If ur intresting, then I’ll listen.

[@olivyae3057]

Yoo

[@abcdxx1059]

fucking idiots thats why you are broke ~ random teen who just read rich dad poor dad and some here in my garage

[@TCt83067695]

@@kevinremisch I skip with such glee at those

[@DaGoodVybe]

Destiny Nieves 🤣🤣🤣

[@XWurstbrotX]

Make one about "Girls with 'Model' in their bio" xD

[@oftheHowl]

*has 1k followers* iM an iNstAgrAm iNflUenCeR

[@thelastbearbender4119]

Bruhh

[@MrLanxiu]

influencer will be even nicer

[@Max4Z]

“Instagram models” Lmaoo

[@ducksoop.x]

Same goes for Comedians

[@CharlieChang]

*As a BMW owner and entrepreneur, this video is funny AF lmao*

[@learningisfun4315]

You are a fraudeneur as well?

[@saadhabashneh5587]

@@learningisfun4315 nice one 😂😂😂😂

[@hankeypankey1558]

How can I be an entrepreneur like you lol

[@justaduck6878]

Learning is fUn lmao

[@doubleawakeel7214]

Lol just an excuse to flex

[@jastinep.3659]

"I wasnt sleeping, I was dreaming about success." 😆😆

[@woltersworld]

Cracks me up. Its like every ad that shows up before a business video I watch. Though, I feel you needed more shakey cam and filming in your car to really make it perfect. Loved it!

[@woltersworld]

I spoke too soon. There was the car part

[@clalyrics441]

@ all the boys in high school who tried to create their own street-clothing brand but only sold to their friends

[@cynthiagonzalez7843]

Cla Lyrics I felt that lmao all throughout high school

[@grantmoney3990]

Yes it was, still happening btw

[@zakgoldhagen3330]

Oh boy I could name a few who did that 😂

[@anmolarora7172]

That was me😂. Made a net profit of $5600 while I was in the ninth grade

[@noface7224]

Anmol Arora damn that’s not bad

[@zacharymeagor8675]

Lol the hair makes it 2x more authentic.

[@jackw4573]

this guy needs to make a reboot of this now that nft's are popular lmfao

[@DanielYGOandCR]

The reason he puts his fingers together is to channel all of his overwhelming energy coming from his brain to other places in his body so it doesn’t get overwhelmed with all of that KNOWLEDGE

[@ShatteredGlass916]

HeRe iN Mai GaRaG3

[@garethtrenholm5847]

Kurapika Kurta na he works like a battery

[@jojobizarrelivingstone594]

Knawledgee

[@PokrPro21]

NAWLEDGE

[@user-tw8kt1gs3u]

So what if I don't know how to spell entrepreneur-You know what I do know how to spell? *Testlaw*

[@theadamwarlockkcm1150]

A bro I just died 😂😂😂😂

[@zacknichols8013]

Like Cole Slaw but Teslier.

[@4sbel885]

A it’s not spelled testlaw dumbass it’s spelled tstetlan

[@jennerial]

"We are living in a CONSTANT state for reality" - Trevor Wallace 2019

[@thecoach3577]

“Three words: Entre-preneaur-ship.” Is one of the best lines I’ve ever heard 😂

[@immortalsun]

“It’s not called living with your parents if you pay them rent.” That one hits close to home.

[@2Sor2Fig]

@Autisticles Bruh.

[@evanabbott2737]

It’s ok, buddy😁

[@MuscarV2]

You're one sad parasite basement dweller. That's depressing as fuck.

[@zzzcocopepe]

There's nothing wrong with living with parents if u have a healthy relationship with them.

[@Mr.Marbles]

C yeah i dont get it. In many countries its just normal that the family stays together but in western countries its like „yup u 18 get out“. Why?

[@CCPJAYLPHAN1994]

Entrepreneur in Asia is a bit different. They stay with their parents, have their first 50,000 dollar cars from their dad, dress fancy, do minimal freelance job, create and fail 3 businesses and boom - entreprenuer.

[@kinzdarell5447]

you create a portfolio. It doesn't matter if it is successful or not lol. the thing is people would listen to you when you mentioned that you run several businesses. That is when you introduce them with your multi-level marketing scheme lmao

[@FranziskavonKarma]

Well sucks to live in a dirt poor part of the world filled with selfish douchebags I guess

[@mrk.8448]

Failing a business doesn’t guarantee a whole life of failures man chill

[@DarkShadows713]

Ah, so exactly what it's like in America

[@naj4261]

David Faulkner sounds like the USA

[@elfugaminglive7957]

*2 WORDS* *1.Entre* *2.preneur* *3.ship*

[@debodiop9094]

ELFU GAMING WAIT

[@Milanor]

Inspiring...

[@poporingus]

I laughed more than i have to😂😂

[@yad1069]

Thank you for commenting this, its not like we didn't watch the video and understand a simple joke

[@DominickDecocko]

TESTLAW

[@KineticVT]

The whole "sleeping on a rolled up carpet in an empty room" part had me fucking rolling

[@aaronbautista6140]

“Being broke is a mindset.” “I wasn’t sleeping, I was dreaming about success, something you wouldn’t know about.” Lmaoo

[@jaredmartin7605]

Aaron Bautista nice BCT pic there bud

[@jaredmartin7605]

Don’t like my comment, it was a joke. You’re a bum.

[@ncrfirstrecon9609]

@@jaredmartin7605 LeAvE hIM aLoNe hEs pRoBabLy a FaWkINg pOg iN tHe nAtiOnAL gUaRd

[@musiicfreakk93]

One of my old classmates acts like this. He once recently said our country shouldn’t have anyone poor because “we have the ability to just print more money” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@ShatteredGlass916]

Big bruh moment

[@musiicfreakk93]

@@ShatteredGlass916 last week he informed everyone that Facebook makes money from ad revenue 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@chadohunayo9721]

That's just dumb. Printing more money would make the money lose value. And a currently not being sought after much for trade also makes it worthless

[@musiicfreakk93]

@@chadohunayo9721 exactly. Unlike him I have a business degree so I understand how inflation works

[@victoremisho9432]

Lmfaaoooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Fantastic_Timez]

Where's his $2997 "mastery" course which - WAIT - you can now get for the amazing low price of $97?

[@boyboy6123]

Fantastic_Timez “LIMITED EDITION” Even though you can’t run out of stock that’s online..

[@Fantastic_Timez]

@@boyboy6123 with over $2000 of "value" extra material. And absolutely NO money back guarantee! What a deal!

[@boyboy6123]

Fantastic_Timez NO MONEY DOWN DEALS 😱😱

[@Fantastic_Timez]

@@boyboy6123 xD

[@boyboy6123]

Fantastic_Timez heheh