Gwonam Buys an X-wing on eBay

This KZbin Poop contains some strong language!! Click away now if you're offended by that!
Subtitles down below for the sentence-mixing impaired or the cheaters.
BY THE WAY. I HAVE ACHIEVED KZbin PARTNER.

[@JaKTheatre]

"Go for the power regulator on the north tower." I can't even understand how you managed to mix that so well.

[@iteachvader]

It's really not that hard.

[@JaKTheatre]

Then why can't anybody else do it so well? Seriously man, you've got something special: a definite gift for making poop.

[@emblemblade9245]

JaKTheatre "A definite gift for making poop."

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

@@JaKTheatre Because Vader's been practicing for a while while actively trying to improve himself. Things get easy (or at least easier) when you practice.

[@tickmothy]

This ytp is pretty well sentence mixed.

[@ZorotheGallade]

"My boi, is that you?" "Yeah, it's your boy!" "Save me :3"

[@teamcrossover2483]

ZorotheGallade ya boi guzma

[@Toed730]

1:49

[@Chameleonardodavinci]

Ssssaaave me! LOL the king is so pathetic

[@TyloThorn]

Priceless

[@tigerdoodat5427]

Beating you down and beating you down and never letting up!

[@venus1333]

Can you just imagine the Rebellion reacting to this? “General Organa, the Death Star has been destroyed! A single X-Wing, we recognise it as the shitty 49BBY model we pawned on EBay to some guy on a magic carpet. Apparently the local monarch who’s never flown in his life took it for a joyride and accidentally ran into the Death Star and blew it up singlehandedly.” “What in the actual fuck?”

[@rvmaika5815]

This comment is severely underrated.

[@captainmidnightgaming]

“You mean he just hyperspaced right into the inside of it?” “Yeah” “Why didn’t we ever think of that?!”

[@HydraSpectre1138]

@@captainmidnightgamingue Holdo doing just that in The Last Jedi. And The Rise of Skywalker saying it has a one-in-a-million chance of actually working.

[@anempireruledbymario]

And then they would try to build another one. But then a shitty rebellion would blow it up before it was even finished and be like: "Another f*cking X-wing blew up our other Death Star before it was even f*cking finished!" "What the ACTUALL [poop]"

[@BahuschBahusch]

I always love how people can edit the same footage (in this case the CDi cutscenes) again and again and still make new stories with it. There are no new cutscenes, the source material is always the same but the possibilities are endless.

[@iteachvader]

Yup! That's the whole point. I love doing it, it tests the limits of my imagination and creativity.

[@jimbodeek]

And so long as that's true, KZbin Poops can safely be considered art! And this particular KZbin Poop is truly a masterpiece!

[@emailzack2177]

Niklas Universe I bet that someone can make the character say the whole English language

[@maninthesand3979]

@@iteachvader you make the best poop in KZbin poop. Senserly: man in the sand.

[@billygranzow1331]

Gwonam's a really nice guy. He still helps the King even though he stole his stuff

[@Introbulus]

Well how else is he gonna get his X Wing back?

[@robertmiles1603]

Your majesty, think about dinner.

[@muzzleflash2483]

"Your majesty, where the hell are you going?" "I'm under attack!" "Approach carefully and fire photon torpedoes!" "OAH! What photons?" "Uh... I meant 'proton'!"

[@aprettyfunnyperson4516]

Gwonam has been watching too much Star Trek

[@lifevest1]

At that point IteachVader was just showing off his godly sentence mixing skills.

[@jimbodeek]

"They're moving to attack position"

[@unpopularopinions7407]

It’s still wild to me how clear the words are

[@hotwheelsracingandvlogs9930]

"OHHHHHHH"@@jimbodeek

[@LaFaveBros]

This is honestly so thrilling and hilarious, my brother and I have watched this and so many more of your videos like a hundred times together. Pure craftsmanship on the part of iteachvader. I'll be coming back to these Harkinian vids for years to come.

[@gabrieleadami5265]

Well, didn't expect the bros to show up here!

[@stuff31]

I no rite

[@BerserkMoogle]

@@gabrieleadami5265 Who?

[@Introbulus]

I can't believe how much you were able to get out of Gwonam's minimal dialogue. This is incredible.

[@lifevest1]

This really needs to be some type competition. “Make Sully from Monsters Inc say ‘To Infinity, and beyond!’ using lines only from the movie.”

[@redlion517]

Gwonam: "Move the fleet away from the Death Star!! Link: "What fleet?" Gwonam: *stare*

[@silvercheetah92]

Great shot King that was one in a million

[@Zack_Attack_X]

"My X-Wing will be soooo fucked up after this!" ~Gwonam, 2012

[@GarlicPudding]

This deserves a billion views.

[@KevinTheSkullAnderson]

I absolutely agree.

[@KevinTheSkullAnderson]

***** By the way, quick question: what was your favorite part of that particular video?

[@pariksith]

Certainly.

[@KevinTheSkullAnderson]

DualWieldKnifeGun I. Mine doesn't look so hot either. In fact, it's a hot mess.

[@moist_burger4481]

1/10 of the way there so thats a plus

[@iteachvader]

This video finally broke 10,000 views.

[@IVR02]

Now 38,000.

[@mikuandnestieclubstudios1268]

soon it will be 40,000

[@ManlyBeed]

Now it broke 40k.

[@arxoannixtram7107]

If I wasn't so shocked at how well this YTP was made, I would be dead from laughter right now. Well done.

[@mikuandnestieclubstudios1268]

wow

[@BrownFoxWarrior]

Lesson learned: NEVER TELL THE KING WHEN YOU BUY AN X-WING ON EBAY!

[@powerstones7722]

UNLESS UOU WANT THE GALAXY TO BE SAVED

[@curorisluodi]

“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.“ - George Sand

[@PizzaProblems]

Oh my god THE SENTENCE MIXING Great attention to detail. Did you just keep a list of syllables?

[@iteachvader]

***** No. I constantly have the characters' lines running through my head. I've memorized how they sound, and I can sentence mix fluidly. I always sentence mix by the way _spoken English is heard,_ not by the way written English looks.

[@houndcake1]

+★iteachvader★ it's amazing how you even manage to add EMOTION to their voices. That's truly amazing.

[@iteachvader]

HoundCake I do my best to work with the material as best as possible.

[@Sextus70]

+★iteachvader★ This is a good strategy, you don't have to care about how the words or sounds are written, if not if they sound like how what you want the characters to say. I also learned is that you can obtain some extra useful sounds reversing the audio.

[@caldera11]

You can keep a transcript of the whole of the lines for each character, but he's right about sentence mixing the actual sound of the words over how they are spelled.

[@TheKnightOfSmite]

"move the fleet away from the death star" "what fleet?" :o

[@staticvex5937]

This poop stands the test of time, a rare feat in my opinion. Aged like fine wine

[@PichusGameGallery]

0:30 "Exit the X-Wing now, your majesty!" 0:32 "Not going to happen! I'm going to space!" 0:35 "It is written: You are an asshole!" XD

[@Rockhard1492]

"Approach carefully and fire photon torpedoes!" "OAH! What photons?" "I... I mean proton!" I feel like you're just showing off now. Amazing nonetheless. :D

[@OtakuDeCarnitas109]

The reason why eggman said no in the end was because he blew up the death egg ,and not the actual death star.

[@iteachvader]

No, it was the Death Star.

[@OtakuDeCarnitas109]

***** now you just killed my joke

[@iteachvader]

Isaac garcia Apologies, but the reason why I do that is because of people who edit my series' wiki. They take any random-ass non-canon ideas without contacting me first and spam up the pages with them.

[@Abigdummy4life]

***** I can understand that feeling, but sadly I tend to be a shitty editor from time to time too, especially in the past. :P

[@OtakuDeCarnitas109]

Abigdummy4life I'm going to nod my head and pretend to know what your talking about. *nods head*

[@InfernoScorpion14]

How did I only just now find this? This is *amazing*

[@HavocHacksaw]

"You must not enter the X-wing, Only I can." *gets in anyway* Lmao it may be dated but you have to admit that shit is just funny

[@looperhonstropy]

Dated? Shit's funny even today man

[@GlinB]

And the tap sound on the windows xD

[@GAF1987]

"Go for the power regulator on the north tower." That sentence is the most genius!

[@Stiverton]

This video is a masterpiece.

[@Metalwario64]

I miss CDI YTPs with the characters going on crazy adventures.

[@Taika_talvi]

His "Whoooooaaaa" gets me every time....

[@TheSkully343]

This is by far the greatest thing humankind has ever made.

[@gravity8120]

So apparently Hyrule is on Neptune...

[@SuperMaryu767]

This is one of best ytps I have seen, love the insult gwonam says at 0:35 and the ending. The sentence mixing is excellent.

[@ECRU88888888]

Thank you Vinny for sharing the masterpiece

[@puretestosterone9614]

3:02 G: "Move the fleet away from the death star!" L: "What fleet?" The face of shock and "oh sh*t" was amazing

[@Crazanity_Official]

Harkinian’s shocked face right before he goes through the accelerator never fails to crack me up! 🤣

[@JunKazamaFan]

Well done, iteachvader! Felt like I was right there beside Harkinian all throughout that X-wing ride!

[@splatoonsquid3350]

Mai boy is that you? Yeah! Its your boy! Save me! Lol

[@RiotShieldMan]

L-M-A-O! Dude, that was great! Is that you, my boy? Yeah, it's your boy! SAVE ME!!!!

[@sendylie1774]

It is written, YOU ARE A GENIUS!

[@coddeyen201]

Criminally underrated.

[@Kirkklan]

The thing that'll always get me is that it just... escalates. The moment the king enters the fighter, everything doesn't let up until Robotnik.

[@thestooge200]

Does anyone else remember a video like this? It had Zelda and Gwonam flying around in an A wing and B wing searching for Link.

[@ByaksHijiri]

i think the cdi zeldas could be the greatest games ever made because of these YTP's masterpieces

[@robertlupa8273]

The _grrrreatest_ in Koridai!

[@SleepyPupper]

Vinny Vinesauce actual gameplay as the King

[@FilthyWeeb1]

This is one of the most unique poops I have ever seen.

[@WarpZone10]

Man, wasn't expecting two members of TRG to show up at the end

[@MrBonethrower]

I've been waiting 8 years to find this video.

[@kingkonglomerate]

I've been watching poops for over five years and this is some of the best damn sentence mixing I've ever heard.

[@VanBurenOfficial]

Just when I think KZbin has nothing left to show me, this beautiful video finds its way to me.

[@iteachvader]

You haven't been around KZbin enough. There is _always_ something.

[@supremacysammy3173]

I knew of this video's existence *years* ago (as early as 2012, perhaps!)

[@jam9484]

This is pure artwork.

[@stuff31]

This is one of the best ytps out there. Made me laugh all the way through. Harnikan flying in an xwing is just so funny.

[@Zozolio_Zoe]

Thank you Binyot

[@giserson2]

Best YTP I've seen in a long time.

[@austria-hungary4981]

bro's been living on Neptune his whole life.

[@MrCubFan415]

Harkinian going face first into the windshield at 1:30 gets me every time lol

[@RMLK]

This should be way higher up in views. The mixing is amazing and fluid and it’s a damn shame this isn’t apart of the 1m views this deserves it.

[@NeverSaySandwich1]

"Move the fleet away from the Death Star" "What fleet?" 😮 I don't know why that makes me laugh my ass off every time

[@iScorpio1031]

Thanks Binyot.

[@guycalledr]

0:24 this made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@koolaids6609]

Mr Vinesauce sent me

[@linkinamercedes]

KZbin took over 6 years to recommend me this. Wtf, youtube?

[@gubbington2242]

Something something Vinesauce

[@nsls4174]

1:27 Why does that face cracks me up

[@doritobandito2640]

gwonam: your magisty, look what i got on eBay king: don't care *types* gwonam:.........it's an X wing king:WOA, LET ME SEE! gwonam: wai-*gets punched away*

[@ramccarthy2144]

Make this but Dr robotnik is that one guy that likes to screw up everything.

[@DesGardius-me7gf]

"Your majesty, look out! Fighters inbound!"

[@vidgwatcher]

Thanks Vinny

[@timelordsrapbattles8498]

I have no idea why KZbin is recommending a 2012 video to me... but it's AWESOME.

[@sdrawkcabeman2367]

e-Bay has some great deals on used starfighters, I got a used ARC-170 for 53,000 credits. I restored it, and now it's a pretty sweet ride. Seriously though, this is one of my all time favorite YTPs, along with the King Harkinian Goes to Court Series. The amount of effort in the sentence mixing, editing, and attention to detail is amazing! I cannot properly express how much I enjoy this video, and I'm surprised at how little known your gems are. I'll remember this video for a long time.

[@Zozolio_Zoe]

Here comes Chat from Vinesauce

[@HomeByMidnight]

thanks funny streamer binyot man

[@astrosaurus7021]

Why is the sentence mixing so good

[@jupiter9099]

You are by far the best sentence mixer on KZbin.

[@iteachvader]

My newer sentence mixing is even more detailed and complex, but still understandable.

[@sherridavis9170]

***** LOL

[@ObviouslyEvil]

***** was the death star part a game? if it was which game was it?

[@sherridavis9170]

Alduin the WorldEater The death star was from star wars.

[@ObviouslyEvil]

i knew it was from star wars years ago, i was just wondering if it was from a game

[@nicholayrichardson9668]

When you put this much effort into an artwork, it is a solid win-win. You will be respected for continuing it and you will respected for dropping it. Although I can certainly empathize dropping the format, I am very happy that it existed at all.

[@bleachyleachy]

I had to listen to one or two lines twice, but this was really excellent. You're certainly making the best use of this source out of anybody right now :-)

[@Sonicbest222]

Unbelievable how good this is even after all these years.

[@blazereap1726]

Thanks Binyot

[@thejfj]

I wish I could see what you use to make these.

[@RazorEXE]

Unexpected sock is appreciated

[@akisa7865]

Hey, it's that sock!

[@stuff31]

Adobey pwemierr

[@KaminaDies]

This was the greatest thing I have seen so far in 2012. Congratulations.

[@vpgdarkstar]

This is an absolute masterpiece!

[@MrGokufan9000]

This is some of the most smooth words iv heard in a cdi youtube poop.

[@Korstre]

This video is so good, I don't know exactly what I want to say about it. I seriously didn't expect the king to blow up the Death Star when I clicked this video. It's stuff like this that wins my subscriptions - paving unimagined concepts and putting the whole heart into them.

[@supersonicbros23]

This was your first video I ever found way back when. I'm still as blown away by the sentence mixing and special effects as I was all those years ago.

[@Gman224]

Thank you vinny

[@MarioKHFan1993]

Thanks Vin.

[@pedroemo5477]

this video is beautiful

[@kmoney2334]

Here before the “I’m from Vinny” comments. Edit:Also Thanks Vinny.

[@KaigaiProject]

When Gwonam goes FUUUUCKK! and bangs on the glass, that gets me everytime lmao.

[@AvitalShtap]

I love the OHHHHHHHH as he enters the wormhole. This aged beautifully

[@outlier9099]

This may have been made 7 years ago, but this is still awesome

[@Captain_Crusty]

This is a masterpiece.

[@itsZuckern]

0:24 That’s was perfect XD

[@cobalttj6356]

This is insane for 2012 YTP, truly a pioneer of poop

[@loogi-tooie]

I love you, Vinny

[@ThatEntityGirl]

Your best KZbin poops are the ones with coherent stories like this one

[@pommy_the_mimic]

YES! Finally someone uses X-wing alliance for a YTP and this comment is years late...almost 7 to be exact

[@StarFoth]

One of those 2M view type videos with far too little views

[@iteachvader]

What does that mean?

[@StarFoth]

Means its awesome and has the quality of a featured video

[@NerfedFalcon]

Worth it just for that ending.

[@pseudohippie55]

This is one of the most beautiful videos I have ever seen. This must have taken quite some time to make. You are the hero of youtube poop!

[@tomcatm16]

*What!* Millions of viewers are missing out on what already is an outstanding video. *IMPRESSIVE! Most Impressive*

[@Syntax_Guy]

Here come the Chat raid thanks to Vinny!