Gyome is only acceptable if you say it like Nyoom

Stop letting the Golgari players trick you they only know sacrifice permanent, eat food token, and lie.

[@SoloMarker0510]

Golgari be like: Sacrifice Permanat -> 20 triggers on the stack -> All opponents now suddenly can not find their wallets and have been ruthlessly beaten.

[@raymondkubiak1044]

As a Golgari/Dimir main I can confirm, My children are expendable- yours are not

[@SoloMarker0510]

@@raymondkubiak1044 As a fellow Dimir/Golgari/Sultai player, I agree.

[@faeriedragon348]

Witherbloom but yes 😂

[@trolli4592]

The orzhov faction approves this behaviour and wants to join the party

[@dragonxlove]

Recycling and composting, all the while they are putting their opponents in the compost.

[@ketchumall8243]

Gyome is also great cause he says "a board wipe? Here's some soup, you'll be fine." He be turning everything into a one sided board wipe

[@clayandros2038]

The world literally stars ending Gyome: some stew for these trying times.

[@jedediahcoulbourne1791]

"He's got Trample." You gotta tenderize the other commanders my dude

[@EnbyeonTTV]

My Gyome deck is one of my favorite ones in recent years. Kamigawa Neon Dynasty gave us just enough golgari ninja support that I could make a Gyome Ninja deck and call it "Bento Beatdown." Also, fun criminal fact, you can tap your opponents' big creatures before declare attackers step if you don't want them to attack. You basically give them their meal and tell them to sit down and eat it.

[@Dragonshade64]

That's amazing. I might have to consider a Gyome commander deck now.

[@Jeuxism]

Mind sending the list? Currently Building a golgari edh

[@LanceDearnis]

My first commander! I swear when I built him I didn't expect food to get this crazy. The hobbits made it out of control.

[@mranderson9553]

in reference the to the questionable dome, a wise man once said if a frontal assault isn't possible then one must attack from the rear

[@cannonballbaker62]

Kibo, Uktabi Prince! He's just a little guy who wants to give everyone bananas.

[@geekmp3]

I died at "Stumpy Ganondorf"

[@s.dalner7245]

Tokens, sacrifice AND lifegain? I say: let him cook. Also, once again asking for Kasla, the Broken Halo

[@MomirViggwilv]

Gyome is such a flavor win. Your creatures show up, and he cooks them all a nice tasty meal :)

[@Red_Mag3]

Plus they're too busy eating to block if you feed opponent's creatures

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

literal flavor win

[@kylegonewild]

@@Red_Mag3 Too busy eating to attack either.

[@phearamax4146]

He's so nice! He makes food for everyone that shows up, and eating his food will regenerate you! One of the few truly wholesome characters in MTG.

[@cainancapko4149]

Since we talked about one chef, I’d love to hear about his colleague Rocco, Street Chef! One of my personal favorite commanders

[@TheButTickler]

Yes!

[@EnRandomSten]

My favorite flavour commander is gyome, all cards in my deck are either restaurant or pub related and only cards that can be reasonably justified can be added. With the new food support he has turned into a value engine that rivals gods, all while I keep telling people that I'm just here "to cook".

[@isaaccramp5407]

I know I run a gyome deck but with dash to represent customers coming and going

[@olivermorin3303]

The name "Gyome" is what happens when a bunch of trolls hear the name "Gillaume" and decided to steal it.

[@andyso97]

I’d love to see a video of this on *your* favorite commander 😂

[@akaipandatv7194]

I thing he already did that one. I believe at at least it was Niv Mizzet but it could have just been ONE of his favorite commanders.

[@ComDenox]

I think he said in one of his videos that his favourite is Niv-Mizzet or some other shenanigans Izzet crap. So I believe he already reviewed it.

[@akaipandatv7194]

@@ComDenox Yeah this, I thought he did a video on it, but I believe it was a mention in a different video. Just went to look and can't find it so must be that.

[@ComDenox]

@@akaipandatv7194 oh we must've written the comment at almost the same time, yours wasn't there when I wrote mine lol

[@OrpheusSpyros5]

(*looks at Gynome's resume*) ..... Welcome to the Hobbiton House Of Pancakes Chef Gynome! Allow me to introduce you to you Kitchen Krew ; Merry,Pippen get out here a minute!....

[@exoteche6706]

I considered making a deck with this guy once, then I saw Carth the Lion and threw Nyoom away and never looked back.

[@thefierypaladin126]

Same but with Chatterfang (PS: a Chatterfang roast would be great)

[@byronsmothers8064]

I've always imagined his name is pronounced like 'yum', fits the food theme and those tusks might make it hard to talk clearly.

[@hollowknight4630]

Literally making a food sac deck for commander with gyome (got inspired by some of the food stuff in wilds of eldraine) test ran it and used the new Night of the Sweet’s revenge card to give my board of tramples 17/17 the deck is wild

[@jameswatts4653]

your videos keep me going, thanks Maldhound!

[@maldhound]

Thank you!

[@DaniMol]

I love the understanding that dawned as you fully read and understood the war crime machine that is Gyome 😎

[@levisargent6430]

This was the fastest minute and a half video you've put out

[@user-pi2ow7dq4g]

Ahhhh finally. After watching the roast Playlist everyday at least once my patience is finally rewarded. Immediate like because it has the mald roast guaranty! Love your content my man! Stay roasty. ❤

[@Pluto137]

Glad you hear to preaching it loud and proud that some fantasy fancy is just dangerous when intimate ... talking crazy tusks and horns here if I'm more confusing then I planned to be

[@catnivalmew9609]

Hell yeah been waiting for this one for awhile now

[@nigelcicero9093]

I know you're busy but Firesong and Sunspeaker roast would be awesome

[@EdgytheHedgy]

You had me at vampire squirrels

[@BloodyAltima]

Objection! The man is a goddamn chef, MaldHound! Chefs, regardless of any other criteria, can *universally* get it. Everyone loves a man who can cook. Sure, his oral game's negative, but he's still got hands and (presumably) genitals, things can be worked out.

[@edoherty9097]

Stumpy Ganondorf is not the phrase I expected to hear today.

[@alexm8442]

Hair looks great, you certainly "can get it"

[@Red_Mag3]

WAIT, this dude can make your opponent's stuff too busy eating his food to block you?? Love that flavor.

[@logatt]

This man feeds your opponents creatures into a food coma

[@Myagic]

gyome my beloved! Nothing is more satisfying than feeding your opponents creatures into a food coma. Or feeding your creatures to dodge boardwipes

[@PedroGarcia-qi2fb]

year 3434 of the second age, Chainer Dementia Master, deserves a video!

[@spencerrogers2021]

hello, love your vids they are genuinely funny and help take the edge of school off a little. if you want another casual commander try gisa and geralf they are actually surprisingly fun ,one of my favorite decks.

[@Veelofar]

Can I get a roast for Yeva? The queen of “If the Dino joined the party at your end step I don’t need a way to give it haste, take 25!”

[@oldbleezy9211]

Gyome's questionable tusks are proof he's British. That's how we also know that whatever he's cooking up is BS. However, I do love him because golgari is great.

[@jodylester9118]

I love that Strixhaven just decided to kick White players in the forehead and make Golgari into the best lifegain colors. Music to my ears.

[@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430]

This was neat on Shuffle up & Play! Please cover Prossh, Marath, Feather or Jarad!

[@elfboy676]

This has made me want a vampire squirrel deck

[@Secondary_Identifier]

I always thought his name was pronounced, "Gee-yum-ee", 'cause he's a good chef.

[@householddragon]

I wanna hear your take/roast on Phage the Untouchable love ur vids btw good job :)

[@flix6561]

Gotta give my boy Brudiclad some love

[@ManfredPlusMagic]

One of my favorite decks! I'll raise you a Marionette Master 😈

[@christianhatke477]

When I saw him i immediately thought “seems good in my Chatterfang deck”

[@chrissy446699]

Gyome be cooking, chef curry with the pot!

[@KingOfAquilonia]

lmao that line about the pocket lint had me rolling

[@hades91245]

Would love to see one of these for my current "Big Beasts" commander, Runadi Behemoth Caller.

[@kiittytempest]

Gotta get that Shalai and Hallar vid next

[@zpinkerton7946]

We continue to ask for Urtet, Remnant of Memnarch!

[@someguyatsubway]

My Gyome deck combos him ideally with Rapacious Guest, she gets +1 counters for every food token sacrificed and when she finally leaves the battlefield she does her power in damage to a target player in a way I like to call "Handing you the bill"

[@cedricgagnon8456]

Abbadon the dispoiler when

[@TheSquadFather_]

Special request for Yarok the Desecrated Friendships

[@kailaine3974]

Gyome has got to be my favorite deck I’ve built

[@valerius88]

Vampire squirrels would be terrifying though, just jumping from tree to tree, landing on someone's neck, then they're gone no one was present at this crime scene

[@DawnbringerRB]

Uhhh...I love these roasts and all, speaking truths and spitting fire...but man, it's almost criminal how you haven't gone for atraxa yet.

[@tanith117]

He is going into my hobbit deck.

[@crazymoose6251]

... Running this commander... been peacing my deck together from scraps and occasional high value buys. It's vampire squirrels.

[@PerunaMuayThai]

I love how these always end with him about to say another line but cut off

[@Daanacce]

Are you nuts? The man can cook - of course he can get it.

[@deathcore1097]

Hey sen triplets wants a roast! I mean they can get it while still being a war criminal

[@jester1578]

"Stumpy Ganondorf" got me good

[@docrobo360]

Vampire Squirrels sounds like an awesome theme. haha XD Considering this guy's a chef, building a rats deck with him gets flavor points for Ratatouille.

[@Relyk590]

I am asking once again for a roast about my favorite artifact Psychogenic Probe.

[@Skippynipperjr]

I have a need to hear your take on Rocco, Street Chef and his value pot luck party

[@Zebulization]

They should print a vampire squirrel.

[@jasoncurtis4528]

BROTHER KAERVEK THE MERCILESS PLZZZ 😢😂 love the content all jokes aside

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

This is literally Gul'Dan Ramsey, head chef of Fel's Kitchen

[@zamba136]

I am going to be building Gyome food tribal. It's not going to be strong, but it's going to be a feast

[@Weird3nSky]

I lost it at "Stumpy Ganondorf" and can do nothing but picture Matt Mercer as a halfling.

[@suzibean]

All hail the Golgari Triforce

[@hiimemily]

I love that he's literally just named Guillaume but weird. "Yeah, this is our chef Byl."

[@Gay4MapleSyrup]

Please do Zurzoth, I’d love to hear your thoughts on him

[@cameronyoung2004]

When you doing more Sanderson.

[@MrSupercreeperx]

I´ll never stop........ JUST LIKE MY BOY SHIREI, SHIZO´S CARETAKER AND ALL OF HIS LITTLE FIRENDS DAY 6 LESGOOOOOOOO

[@BattleBeastsBrawler]

Liliana, Heretical Healer pouting in the corner due to lack of attention

[@isaaccramp5407]

You forgot he also turns food into control for you just target your opponents creatures and tap them

[@Odincdaj522004]

"That's the Golgari Triforce -- this motherfucker is just Stumpy Ganondorf!" Yet again, requesting Jhoira, Ageless Innovator. Call me out on my Izzet bullshit, I'll play a Goddamn Blightsteel Colossus with some waffle fries (fo' free)!

[@sarahross975]

I would love for you to roast Breena, the Demogogue

[@profchestnut6906]

idk those tusks look like some nice lifting support

[@colbyruth-holden9051]

Here is my usual request for Rin and Seri, Inseperable

[@ryantinga790]

Alright, Round 2 of askin' for a review for the King of Pain, Greven, Predator Captain!

[@that1jamo]

If some tusk ogre, let alone a bear in Baldur's Gate 3 can get it, so can Gyome!

[@hotdachsbun]

Stumpy Ganondorf is a good line funny man but if you're gonna do Gyome PLEASE do Kelsien the Plague. Thank you.

[@Polyoctopus1]

Well if you put some protection on the horns and then with his mouth you could have a little tri force party.

[@mathewrobson9968]

Have you ever met a chef? Its nice to think hes gonna be *giving* dome

[@Artaimus]

I have a Dina deck that has on occasion just decided to drain the table for 20+ life just because it could. BG does this surprisingly well.

[@varsoonhks3211]

pffffft GOLGARI TRIFORCE is so on point damn

[@C00kiesAplenty]

I love how the last ability can also tap opponent's creatures, so they can't block with them.

[@vincenthall7950]

I use it to tap down their commanders during combat to keep them from killing me. I've one games by tapping down elf ball decks with it too.

[@Ultrarare_x]

Okay, now how about my fave Golgari commander?? Chevill, Bane of Monsters.With that stache he can get it!

[@MrDoctorJudge]

Ok I'll just cuddle Gyome all by my self then.

[@mewhenthe5813]

Still waiting for Yawgmoth, the baddie daddie

[@erikwilliams1562]

I mean yeah, getting it's a little risky, but dude will whip you up something good in the kitchen afterwards

[@Izizzler]

I am once again asking for the roast of Nevinyrral, Urborg Tyrant

[@LegacyKricketune111]

Speaking if Golgari Sacrifice; I'd love to see a video on Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest

[@onethousandwinters]

I am humbly requesting The Scorpion God.

[@KreetKaboom]

Preise do Sek'kuar, Deathkeeper next. The one TRUE Orc Necromancer 🤘

[@James-yk3hk]

Can you do Zaxara the Exemplary? I've recently picked up this Commander and fallen in love!

[@mcswaggerduff8946]

I say let him cook... As long as he cooks up a roast for Rankle and Torbran

[@angelbazan5631]

Dude pretty please whit sugar on top, give your opinión of captain sisay! (the selesnya one)