H2O Delirious Misspeaking and Quotes (VanossGaming Compilation)

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

These moments are why we all absolutely love Delirious, it’s made so many bits that have become absolute classics

[@bimmerfan2672]

And nothing changed, he still misspeaks a lot and that’s why we love him😂

[@westgoobies]

GIVE BIRTH!

[@t.o.w.a.2974]

Who do I always see you A laughing wolg

[@DeeniceSunuwar]

Bubble darylirious

[@dinglebord]

that car darts video of delirious just being delirous made him a song

[@disneyfan8719]

7:59-8:11 I love how Delirious said "Donald" right out of nowhere that it made Lui break character! 😆

[@connorhodge23]

I don’t think this was the only time he’s done that either

[@justisolated5621]

8:09

[@DevilDoc31317]

name checks out

[@susimustika945]

😅😢

[@Luzaku_kiss]

Rudolph, Rainer, Donald and Jiren!

[@YoungVinny]

It's always funny whenever WildCat imitates Delirious and makes him sound funnier

[@frigusgwalker8123]

It’s not to make him sound dumber. I think it just to emphasize the ridiculousness of what was said. “Makes him sound dumber” is just kinda mean.

[@YoungVinny]

@@frigusgwalker8123 edited 👍🏽 my bad boss

[@frigusgwalker8123]

@@YoungVinny You giving off BIG chad energy my guy

[@SWDude2710]

Same with when he imitates Nogla, which I also enjoy watching too!

[@1Chasg]

Same when Terroriser does it. "HELLO!?"

[@xaviercruz2633]

2:10 "Jerry wouldn't like this" "Who's Jerry?" "I don't even know" 💀

[@MightyChanceYT]

To this day we still don't know who Jerry is.

[@Handlelesswithme]

@@MightyChanceYT we may not know but Jerry can

[@Nikkinewt]

Finding Jerry with Norman 😂

[@naoki-kashima2635]

“He’s secretly playing with a different crew called ‘banossplaying’ and jerry is apart of it” -my friend

[@ffhdyedq]

Im pretty sure he was referring to steve irwin because when he said it I immediately pictured the face of steve irwin and i thought to myself "wait his name is not jerry" and it took me a minute to recall steve Irwin's name cuz he looks like a jerry

[@buckleygeneration]

The “yahoo” is the greatest Delirious moment.

[@mdhusainiibrahim2276]

I agree

[@iampedro101]

Nah nah real fans say Chipotle is the best delirious line

[@araccoon267]

@@iampedro101 I like ‘the moon tides are tugging on our hearts rn’

[@molott.]

@@iampedro101 nah every true vanoss and delirious fan knows the funniest moment was “GIVE BIRTH”

[@iampedro101]

@@molott. hmmmm to recent

[@SebastianTheHappyCrab]

Bruh, I was here for 90% of these lines, WHEN they originally happened... laughed at every single one too

[@Ninjamation345]

God we're old...

[@xspeczy4564]

@@Ninjamation345 Yes, yes we are

[@HalftimeOranges328]

Felt hilarious and depressing at how old I am at the same time 😂

[@imnotev1084]

Other than the cookie man one, same.

[@CG-ki8zx]

@@Ninjamation345 we all are old

[@destinycarreon1810]

i love how Vanoss basically just made a fan channel for himself 😂😂

[@Billy_Hughes]

And no one's complaining

[@manowa3395]

Much preferred over the people who farm Vanoss's content for their own monetary gain.

[@Ronny33140]

@@manowa3395 Monetary gain? Im like 90% sure those fan clip channels dont make money off that stuff

[@manowa3395]

@@Ronny33140 Okay

[@NcMuggets]

LMAO I thought this was a fan channel until I saw this comment and actually read who posted it

[@TearingUser935]

2:10 my favorite instance of Delirious misspeaking because of how Lui asks all confused

[@jaziel3001]

Seriously. Who’s fucking Jerry?

[@TearingUser935]

@@jaziel3001 hopefully no one

[@FleurLavie]

what about donald WHO'S THE FUCK IS DONALD?

[@Valken985]

​@@TearingUser935Nice Patrick pfp

[@HB-fq9nn]

“Hey I’ve seen this one! It’s a classic!” “What are you talking about? It’s brand new.”

[@johnnyredd360]

love the Back to the Future joke lol

[@fin4314]

Delirious has the most personality matching nickname possible

[@dom__08]

3:06 That cut was gold 😂

[@NOVAISD3AD]

"So does that mean I'm safe?" "Yea, Yea it means your complete safe." *BOO-*

[@Ryan_gosling2331]

@@NOVAISD3AD "did it really land?"

[@ItsMeLarky]

perfectly cut explosion xD

[@adamshafeeq8685]

@@Ryan_gosling2331 the pilot, he died somethin' midland

[@ricardoooh]

LMAOO

[@DjMiBsweden]

0:43 haha that mario sound... will never forget

[@blankslate5981]

I remember when that video came out, the pause right before he gives a Yosemite Sam “YAHOO!!”. I couldn’t breathe, I watched it over and over for 20 minutes straight, I actually burst blood vessel’s in my eyes. One of the few times I’ve ever laughed that hard.

[@DjMiBsweden]

@@blankslate5981 🤣🤣🤣 so random to shout that but then it's delirious we are talking about who screams "GIVE BIRTH" when someone is in pain lmao

[@blankslate5981]

@@DjMiBsweden I really hope he was at least thinking about that moment when Liz was pushing out babylirious. Me personally I’d be yelling it and cackling at the confused doctors and nurses😂

[@DjMiBsweden]

@@blankslate5981 haha so true.. OR the doctors just found out it was him saying "oh shit its the give birth guy and yahooo" leaking pics of him haha

[@AnglerLarry977]

“It’s a me Delirio”

[@Da_one_tl]

5:10 I’m 99% sure Deliroous was either drunk or high when he was recording this episode

[@KatmeloChannel]

Tbh he doesn't smoke or drink. He said in an old q&a he states he doesn't do either. He's just naturally and beautifully stupid

[@lucascarter7304]

Same to be honest

[@skullton3292]

I would except, it's delirious, he's like the embodiment of the saying "it sounded better in my head" XD

[@liamstark5982]

Spectrumlirous

[@douglasmodesto168]

1:31 The "That is such a bad description.." is so perfectly delivered lol it gets me every single time

[@eliezerr111]

1:52 Call the Parachute 😂😂😂

[@Samfry523]

Still absolutely agree that "The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now." definitely sounds like something that'd come from the Kingdom Hearts series.

[@rustycookiepekka6875]

Siax would approve

[@Samfry523]

@@rustycookiepekka6875 You mean Saïx?

[@rustycookiepekka6875]

@@Samfry523 oh man i didnt realize i messed up thx

[@Samfry523]

@@rustycookiepekka6875 Np. :)

[@idoitbox986]

Do wholesome

[@adambump5297]

I’m still convinced that Delirious is actually drunk during recording sessions.

[@masternoob9673]

I was about to say, there’s no way in hell he’s not wasted when he says these things

[@TheToxicNox]

Honestly he is the best drunken gamer ever. If he’s drunk on these sessions honestly

[@dmr3982]

Or atleast baked 😂

[@zherean42069]

@@TheToxicNox That's why he's such a bad driver and a bad flyer

[@saurianakanyansaber3900]

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s mentally ill or English isn’t his first language.

[@elliotsturtplus340]

5:36 delirious basically explaining how he met Liz in a nutshell (even though this is before he even met her)

[@darkmonger6244]

When he met her, he remembered this and knew what he had to do

[@iancortescontreras6084]

​@@darkmonger6244 the greatness mindset

[@k-boi420]

Cause what else you supposed to do when you get to the peak of Greatness Mountain?

[@SquishyTheFrogQueen]

3:52 Nogla’s confused “wat?” killed me 😂😂

[@Tarnthewarrior]

Nogla went from angry to "...wat?..."

[@gaeboogie9543]

Same💀

[@Soder_elite]

how to calm down an angry nogla

[@ポスターピクセル]

H2O Delirious used Confusion! It's super effective!

[@jesseraiden4505]

Besides that, despite it being a misspeaking moment, "Google the whole fukkn shaft" is a pretty decent insult

[@sedlyholmes3722]

7:26 most sus delirious moment ever 😂

[@k-boi420]

There’s also “Anybody wanna pump me?”

[@bretth342]

"Cheater cheater Peter beater" actually is a REALLY good line

[@GenercT]

7:33 im trying to imagine a situation outside of gta where this couldve been said organically

[@KingGojiEdits]

I’m tearing up so much. 😂😂

[@FriendlyFireM098]

The infamous 6:50 line will forever be one of the funniest things Delirious has ever said.

[@AZ-rl7pg]

I wish Delirious played with you guys more often he's always a treat.

[@araccoon267]

Ifkr!!

[@Kamui916]

He did wdym? He's just a dad now so time to play is limited these days which I assume you know js

[@AZ-rl7pg]

@@Kamui916 I see him uploading stuff often but it's with a bunch of other people most of the time. Besides Nogla has a kid and that doesn't really stop him from playing with them often. That's not even to mention that playing games is kinda his job unless he was forced to get a "real" job.

[@Kamui916]

@@AZ-rl7pg The reason Nogla is able to play with the crew is cuz he thins the line between being a dad and being a youtuber a lot. If you watch Nogla's videos he's always on a timer before he gets off to either spend time with his Fam or sleep so he can spend time with his family. I don't think Delirious is willing to do that so he just prioritizes family first now before KZbin which is great

[@Kamui916]

@@AZ-rl7pg comparing Delirous and Nogla won't work here cuz one is able to prioritize his family over KZbin (Delirious). While the other (Nogla) chooses/needs to do both for income reasons obviously which Nogla talks about a lot for his reason for the grind

[@scorpion40k]

Delirious is the epitomy of "Say that again but slower" lol

[@luizera96]

I’ll never forget “there’s an I in me!” 😂😂😂😂

[@zewzit]

i come back here just for that 😂

[@Juansolous]

5:23 my favorite delirious quote.

[@Dingg00se]

Kingdom Hearts ahh line 💀

[@CoolGuyAnubis]

2:59 HE WAY IT CUTS OFF 💀

[@mysterious_bl4d355]

*”**2:29**”* *I didn’t know owls could fly* 🦉

[@danishqureshi514]

I'm pretty sure that he meant to say is "I didn't know Vanoss could fly" and not Owls 💀

[@elijahlivingston9477]

“I retract that statement”😂

[@nathancampos1238]

I love how he can laugh at the jokes they're making about him, and he goes with it

[@UhBuck50]

its not like they making fun of him it's the stuff tht he says the they joke abt. there not rlly making jokes abt him

[@n4p.]

8:05 i laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes my stomach hurts so bad

[@EllusionZ]

He goes from girls to animals to *DONALD*

[@jaziel3001]

@@EllusionZ DONALD?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂

[@n4p.]

@@Misery2331 humor is subjective

[@n4p.]

@@Misery2331 you liked your own comment twice that’s crazy 💀

[@karlmikhailtibule1481]

​@@Misery2331Well that looks like Delirious is edgy when he said the name

[@Just_Jae19]

8:11 I remember dying laughing at this scene man I miss lui sometimes literally not bc his voice just him being funny

[@rockycuro7737]

The 2 great things about him, were that he grounded the group by paying attention to the game and just being the sensible one, and he reacted to everyone's shenanigans like a regular viewer would. He was basically the person that viewers could insert themselves as.

[@WhatIsMyLif3]

He unfortunately distanced himself from the crew so that they don't get shit for playing with him. (Due to allegations by his exes or something) nothing has been really that proved so it's a grey area.

[@rockycuro7737]

@@WhatIsMyLif3 Maybe someday he'll come back. When things are better for him

[@Mariomaster157]

It’s even funnier in the animated video where it’s Donald trump

[@wa6488]

Too funny man

[@Bombardier228]

"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now." is far and away one of delirious' best quotes lmao

[@pickle_caak9718]

Delirious has always been my favorite. Prob the first person I ever subbed to outta the group because of his amazing laugh. Never a dull moment w him

[@_X1M_]

Same, Vanoss was the one I would mainly watch because of how he edited his videos compared to the others, but H20 Delirious was the next one out of the bunch I subscribed too, then silentdroidd and Lui.

[@cheese7781]

2:10 Everytime I watch this clip my stomach starts hurting from laughter. Lui’s reaction is all of us whenever Delirious speaks

[@robertreid1579]

5:36 My number one favourite H20 Delirious quote.

[@skeetrcheetr25]

so im not the only one🤣

[@JiskaStorm]

Same

[@Kamui916]

6:49 hands down the best moment in the crews youtube history ever besides the DBZ video cuz they're both #1 for me

[@kiro9291]

ah the memories

[@pmcrevenant1297]

1:17: *I'm Bat... Pig uhhh.... Bird!*

[@Panthere-sw9ju]

4:10 is what I like to think is something Delirious said when he and Liz were doing the deed.

[@ZuukaClips]

5:18 finally a compilation with those 2 clips! Those GTA Dart Videos are great for Delirious misspeaking 😂

[@rileyarnzen7851]

Dude I swear he's unintentionally the funniest dude in the group I'm laughing so hard

[@HerbertHoover38]

6:40 Delirious only said that cause he’s from there😂😂

[@SwatIntellect]

Delirious is the definition of "speaking what's on my mind"

[@onedaxster]

Nogla: "How do I tilt my car?" Delirious: "Y... You learn!"

[@CHRISK51497]

While watching this video it not only made me feel old b/c I remember watching these videos when they were uploaded but also it made me realize just how many times the crew has misspoken some of the most basic of words & came up with some of the weirdest of quotes haha.

[@whodis4531]

Dude ikr, this could've easily been a 20 minute video

[@mightymacaque]

3:43, you know you've said something odd when nogla asks YOU for clarification.

[@flameguy3416]

Overtime Rumble really scrambled Delirious's brain

[@thatdude9625]

6:15 just made me choke on my laugh bro 🤣🤣

[@kraykee]

never a dull moment with this man

[@JaegerSupreme]

Can't stop laughing at 6:35 um um um um 🤣

[@ポスターピクセル]

Speech therapist: "Think before you speak" H2O Delirious: *We don't do that here*

[@thenecoarc1662]

4:33 why did vanoss sound so mad and disappointed XD

[@INT3RGALACT1CB0ND]

1:05 *Birdman*

[@prettydeaded]

I always loved these, these are great

[@eboy3627]

3:45 it's absolutely hilarious that delirious defused their fight by completely baffling nogla.

[@xezoless]

I love how he says random shits and laughs about what he said. An absolute legend

[@alexusbrooks6325]

i’ve always thought delirious was funny but when you put all of his funny clips in one video it’s too good. my stomach hurts from laughing so hard

[@Ponch126]

Fun fact, this is how Midland Texas got its name 3:30

[@topbag7162]

As someone who lives there, I can confirm

[@Davo_1991]

1:50 Delirious: Ari-alright; SO the trick is, you jump off, yu- you call the parachute ann yu-yuaugh Vanoss: You call the parachute...? Tyler: Ayo what's the parachute's number? 😂🤣😭😭💀

[@fanticoo]

Delirious is a national treasure.

[@dragonrider7649]

3:06-3:10 Vanoss: "So does this mean I'm safe?" Delirious: "Yeah, yeah it means your completely safe." Lui: "Oh, it worked, it worked, it worked, it worked, it-." *BOOM-* Hmmmmm, I don't know bout you Delirious but that doesn't seem very safe to me lol.

[@dennis_duran]

I remember always loving Delirious as a kid for being able to laugh at himself. It rare that anyone takes criticism that well, even if it’s humorous.

[@Davo_1991]

6:03 so when is the shirt coming out? 🤣🤑🤑

[@jaziel3001]

6:24 “there is a I in me” You think is mie? Or Mei? The fuck is he saying?

[@vergil3551]

Mi

[@MrSir07]

hes high in that ep prob lmao

[@itzyahomeboy3545]

“You got a friend in me”

[@Nikkii199045]

4:49 this is it, this is where aaaaaaallllllllll- the *B U T T E R*

[@jaylonsmith7591]

everything after 3:44 made me laugh my lungs out again 🤣

[@parkereow]

4:49 my favorite delirious quote ever

[@HeirrOG]

6:46 was always one of my favorite Delirious clips 😭

[@vercetti_2x]

Delirious - “cheater cheater peter beater” Peter - “What the hell i do”

[@omaribrahim7457]

Lui laughing at whatever silly thing delirious says is pure joy to hear

[@remuvs]

"I didn't know owls could fly" - H2O Delirious

[@lord_of_the_oreos_vol3]

Delirious speaking 100% faster than what his brain can compute is my brain after not sleeping 8 hours

[@EG-0611]

4:25 I sensee a new Youtooz coming up.

[@proto_shane5059]

Delerious is so fucking wholesome I always look forward to videos with him

[@Mariomaster157]

7:52 My favorite clip Donald

[@jaziel3001]

DONALD!! 😂

[@justanotheryoutubedoofus]

Rip to the homies that haven’t found this channel yet

[@gabrielbevis1961]

7:33 That moment made me laugh the hardest because of how Delirious says something completely out of the blue.

[@W-LM27]

"There is an I in Me!" will never not get me

[@jarnodatema]

I love how Vanoss literally asks if he’s a pilot and Delirious can’t think of the word pilot a second later

[@jordanmcdonald1165]

“There is an I in ME” killed my when I first heard it and it killed me now😂😂😂 his confusion when he heard himself just sends me everytime 😭😭😂

[@liink4801]

Delirious has to be one of the funniest guys on KZbin without even realising

[@corvotheblack9749]

3:50 You know it makes absolutely no sense when even Nogla says "what" Lol

[@victorgranados8889]

The best part was 3:06

[@bautistasolisgd4988]

Yeah "Safe"

[@Megatronus101]

0:24 Burger King onion wing 0:43 YAHOO! 2:29 I didn't know owls could fly 🦉 3:45 YOU GOOGLED THE WHOLE SHAFT! 6:50 CHIPOTLE! 8:09 Donald

[@shadowwriter329]

2:34-2:37 "Nevermind; I retract that statement." You can't Delirious, it's now on the internet forever.

[@omxrcc]

4:49 this part of the video made the whole video funnier

[@MemeZauce]

The thumbnail already is a nostalgia trip :,)

[@zyminous]

you can never have an angry argument with Delirious as he'll just confuse you more than he makes you angry

[@NamelessGamer29]

8 minutes isn't even close to the amount of time that all of Delerious's misquotes have added up to.

[@Tom-vo9of]

i actually wanted this for a pretty long time

[@gos2501]

Delirious is the personification of talking before thinking and i love it so much

[@pickle_caak9718]

4:08 its like mid sentence he realized how wrong it sounded n started laughing 😂

[@KM-jb3vg]

Delirious has a kid... that blows my mind. God I love that guy he's so funny

[@KM-jb3vg]

Was he high in some of these ? Like "this is it. This is where all the butter...." like what

[@georgeengland2797]

'CHIPOTLE!' - Fuckin classic 🤣🤣🤣 We need a Nogla compilation next...

[@Ильяленивый]

"Yeah, we ride, duh." -H2ODelirious

[@Kurumi20]

7:53 my favorite clip when delirious saying random name reindeer and Donald 🤣🤣🤣

[@br_ndYT]

3:08 that fucking cutoff 🤣

[@nghtwng1572]

Take a shot everytime someone says "What!?" 🤣🥃🤣🥃

[@lilbaginator7328]

3:50 "YOU GOOGLE THE WHOLE FAKKN SHAFT"

[@braydenroy1757]

6:24 Delirious:There Is An I In Me!

[@nannystacos8860]

All my childhood videos in one🤝