H3 Ethan Mispronouncing Words for 11 Minutes

[@TonyPelleriti]

My video made it in the H3 podcast!!! Check out the crew's reaction: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3zTlWOQidWeppo

[@edwardjohn7328]

@Asmaa Zahra Its part of the link they attached, however if it doesnt carry straight to the time stamp, its around 1hr 35mins

[@Arbar234]

and then ironically right after they watched that video on the podcast Ethan comes back and first thing he does is pronounces the name mohammed wrong several times while the crew tries to correct him

[@canelowhite2395]

And read all the Harry Potter books

[@jasminfuchs4096]

Cool stuff! Congrats! 🥳

[@TheWindows14]

pls make more!

[@JC-mb4of]

He’s in prison FOR JAIL.

[@hallies.4530]

LMAO this one is so good

[@imsamh]

bahaha he was so excited ab it

[@luv-sayo5015]

sam h pffft i knoww he said it with his whole chest

[@clarisicle483]

HE WAS SO CONFIDENT

[@dorisboow]

we all knew what he meant tho 😌

[@violetisgreen]

I, too, remember when George Washington found out about 9/11 and sat in silence for 10 minutes.

[@Monkeysinthesummer]

George Washington did sit in silence for 10 minutes after 9/11 for sure tho

[@opeth7021]

george washington really found out about 9/11 and sat in silence for 10 minutes?

[@zanderflank9252]

Poor guy, still in silence after all those years

[@17-.-]

@@opeth7021 Yeah search it up

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

@@opeth7021 yes there's actual real video of it with George Washington himself

[@Gabriela.sdl13]

When tenacious x passed away 🤧🤧

[@stalebread9825]

XXXTONATION

[@thirdworldchannel8099]

from what episode is this?

[@abee3323]

Rip XXXToronto😫🤧💔

[@slushpuppie19]

Long live the X

[@sarcofaygo6218]

Just Boomer Tings

[@brookebyington3379]

“Idrias Elbis is amazing even though his names kinda fucked” killed me

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

English is his first language and Hila still has better pronounciation

[@Ena48145]

AND HE MAJORED IN IT 😂

[@martinpolo90]

He has dyslexia

[@NEWBOTANICA]

@@martinpolo90 dyslexia is to do with paper quality not in your head.

[@martinpolo90]

@@NEWBOTANICA Dyslexia signs in teens and adults are similar to those in children. Some common dyslexia signs and symptoms in teens and adults include: Difficulty reading, including reading aloud Slow and labor-intensive reading and writing Problems spelling Avoiding activities that involve reading Mispronouncing names or words, or problems retrieving words And many more

[@Brrrrrrre]

@@NEWBOTANICA ignorant

[@xigbar1994]

Some of these are just pronunciation issues, but George Washington hearing about 911 always cracks me up.

[@sseljeseth]

The fact that this man studied english in college just makes it 10x better

[@sarcofaygo6218]

My all time favorite moment of the h3h3 pod is hila telling ethan shes better at pronouncing english than he is

[@leatuimavave5857]

i think he’s mentioned having dyslexia

[@luckyaidie]

I'm exactly the same, studied English, I'm a good writer but my spelling and pronunciation is god fucking awful

[@pyruvicac.id_]

The fact Hila is the one correcting him like more than half the time and not being native speaker does it for me..

[@soniadossa7265]

@@leatuimavave5857 I’m pretty sure he said that as a joke

[@alejandromavarez164]

“Despachio” LMFAO thats actually the most hilarious way i’ve heard someone say that word holy shit

[@CYGNIUS]

**in prison** "So what are you in for?" *"Jail."*

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

He broke into the jail and pretended to be an inmate, so they sent him to prison for felony jail.

[@smiley7683]

I laughed so hard lmfao

[@aa-xy4hg]

all the inmates would stay away from that creep

[@xfreja]

PLEASE

[@souperseth69]

Hila: *pronounces shit correctly* “I’m just reading English”

[@mariannatorres1085]

Ethan: “Remember when George Washignton...the twin towers” Dan: “Yeah, I remember that

[@sheilaschuftan2038]

Killed me 😂😂😂

[@Elsiiiie]

😂😂😂 dan knows what he did lmfao

[@michelleanne7614]

The way they all just went along with it! 🤣

[@peripheralballbuster2720]

Sums up Dan pretty well

[@lianataylorr]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@armando1611]

Ian saying “Janice Jaquelin and Johnson timberland” while stuttering and acting like Ethan always kills me 💀

[@willyj3321]

This man has an English degree.

[@a.2461]

wait does he really omg

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

a . That was his major in college lol idk if he graduated though, i dont think so.

[@oliverxhmll]

@@CadgerChristmasLightShow yeah but he overstayed 1 year and spent 5 years studying it and graduated. He is just dyslexic lol

[@anuk1311]

He can speak german

[@crussteasock4047]

Imagine thinking having a degree means you're smart

[@samuelblocker6119]

Hila delivered the hardest accidental roast with “I’m just reading English” 💀

[@rinisonline4312]

when he said despachio i genuinely did not know what he was actually trying to say for a few minutes

[@DistressedDamsel79]

I thought he was talking about a politician like De Blasio

[@HA-wg8ue]

@@DistressedDamsel79 I thought he was talking about that spanish soup

[@lauracrowther2428]

I fucking cried when I found out what he was saying

[@maybeasinner8007]

@@lauracrowther2428 LOOOL same, I was like what is even despachio and couldn't control my laughter when I saw the remade despachio poster LMFAO

[@goobiiguy]

You mean 20 seconds

[@thankyouverygratziey]

Kendoll JENNOLL did it for me, just like Idris ELBIS. GREAT MOVES, PROUD OF YOU!

[@kristacalai9773]

HE’S IN PRISON FOR JAIL.

[@sevastilouta5984]

that was the best one

[@bealright41]

I LOST 8 WEIGHTS

[@chloe-bq5zw]

TO ALL THE BIOLOGERS OUT THERE

[@kristacalai9773]

@@chloe-bq5zw LMAOOO that’s my favorite 😂 biologers are so important !

[@WorldWideSk8boarding]

you fucked me uppp loooolllllll

[@Kerknalici]

“He’s in prison for jail” holy fuck I accidentally laughed so fucking loud in the middle of the night😂

[@fatimahal-subaie3389]

"existential ongst" had my dying

[@TheSkinnyZ]

It was actually pretty close to the German pronunciation and since Angst is a German word, I feel like he gets a pass for that. Also Schadenfreude was pronounced rather well, too (from the third attempt on).

[@Lo66Li96]

He pronounced the German word the way it's pronounced in German

[@keepXonXrockin]

​@@TheSkinnyZScheidenfreude was priceless though

[@samsnothavingit2788]

“He is in prison for JAIL” and “despacheio” makes me go absolutely feral every time

[@SupahSpaceOfficial]

He said slytherin so bad, I forgot how to day it

[@camryn4092]

he was like frankensteining slytherin and gryffindor so much I got mixed up

[@salina_y]

u forgot how to what😂

[@tokenofdevotion]

LMFAOOOOO

[@TheSnowReport28]

I was thinking the same thing 😂 I was like, “dang I don’t even know how to say it any more”

[@marchofthepigs36]

Slythendor

[@shoka_01]

“Tenacious x” I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time 😂

[@realityreimaginedyt]

Ethan is the definition of a guy that doesn't exactly get it but has the spirit 😂

[@user-cw8sj3mq3z]

Yes 😭😭😭😭😭

[@emilymurdoch6713]

It's so cute 😂

[@ellavonk9289]

Me asfuck

[@contrapasso]

He’s the same way with trying to be “woke” on social issues and stuff lmao

[@poiewhfopiewhf]

he gets a very limited amount of things none of which apply to his career

[@ItsMarcemellow]

I come back to this video whenever I’m in a crappy mood and need a good laugh. It never gets old. 😂

[@CassieMakesArt]

Same

[@alexiaalexandra9627]

Dan’s remarks every time Ethan messes up is what does it for me.

[@kasparbhauser9707]

And his laugh lol

[@toadfukawa5947]

“The who?” “For jail?”

[@Taylaaaaa562]

The small “who” gets me every time!

[@Gustav-lj1wb]

Your pfp is cringe

[@garydorsey4243]

@@Gustav-lj1wb the word cringe is cringe

[@devsox1]

"He's in prison FOR JAIL" cracks me tf up every time 😂

[@rhay1255]

ethan: “he’s in prison ғᴏʀ ᴊᴀɪʟ“ dan: “for jail?” ethan: 😯 whatd i say

[@lord.have.myrcene]

That part killed me

[@jae5278]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sydneyp7867]

LOL

[@Saientific]

6:52 He actually pronounced Ibiza the correct way, great job ethan!

[@sarcofaygo6218]

Idris Elbis

[@imamessbutitsfine2377]

Idris Ibiza

[@nettlecider]

.. will be starring as the next Justin Blond agent 077

[@TheSnowReport28]

....where Spaniards go to party 🎉 🎊 🎈

[@sarcofaygo6218]

2:04

[@Okojscreech]

@@imamessbutitsfine2377 *ibeetha

[@kristinatodorovic1149]

The fact that Hila’s first language isn’t even English and she knows that he’s getting these words wrong is the funniest part of this HAHAHHAHA

[@YistheRumGon]

Hila’s face of restraint when he says ähwngst...

[@pyruvicac.id_]

That`s actually how we do say it here in Holland and Germany.. y`all say it wrong!

[@Dragonball123Roxette]

@@pyruvicac.id_ In Denmark as well. He pronounced it right!

[@susanne4106]

We don't say shouldenfreude though 😁

[@anuk1311]

@@susanne4106 schadenfreude

[@MiuXiu]

@@pyruvicac.id_ again no- languages progress and he is speaking in English. The way he said it is incorrect in English. Every language has loan words that end up being pronounced differently than the language it was borrowed from. Stop that shit.

[@apeace90]

“He’s in prison for jail!” the conviction with which he made that statement is what makes it so funny. He is the textbook definition of ‘deadass’. This video should just be called Ethan having a broken brain.

[@crickte]

i am WHEEZING at the george washington one there are tears in my eyes

[@avery2674]

bruh dan goes oh yeah i remember that

[@imsamh]

bahaha the picture they added was so funny i just keep rewatching it bahaha

[@kaila3468]

same😭😭😭

[@SenoritaJes]

😭😭😭😭

[@MatanteMitch]

Same 😂 crying alone in bed over this so funny

[@hypotheticalpineapple]

Ethan: mispronounces everything Also Ethan: "Ee-BEE-tha"

[@erikklein7050]

To all the biologers out there!

[@susanne4106]

Yass! Maroon biologer here!

[@greyfhighve9]

the who-

[@kwedl]

Shoutout to their families!

[@MiuXiu]

@@susanne4106 are you actually a marine biologist?? If so can I ask you some things? If not, disregard lol

[@roomcguire]

I’m going to call my colleagues biologers now

[@vilyda]

"Wait I thought Elba was where the Spanish people party-" "...That's Ebiza." Bro, I lost my shit.

[@heyalexisleigh]

“Existential ähwngst” I’m cryingggg 💀

[@jennistone8740]

Okay but Angst is the German word for fear and he literally said it right, at least he remotely pronounced it the way Germans do 😂

[@TheSkinnyZ]

@@jennistone8740 on top of that the German ä is actually closer to the English pronunciation of the a in angst.

[@chilifreja]

Yeah he also said it in danish

[@heyalexisleigh]

@@chilifreja jeg taler en smule dansk

[@chilifreja]

Du er sej

[@Kylejphotographer]

8:20 this moment is made so much better because they gave Ian the floor thinking he was gonna say something constructive 😂😂😂

[@ankurkameshwar]

We need 'bibin with babish' to b added to the compilation

[@TonyPelleriti]

You're right! Looks like I need to start making part 2

[@chadwarden593]

@@TonyPelleriti he says it around trisha and she never says anything

[@marisa4145]

@@TonyPelleriti if you do part 2 you gotta include when he calls Jussie Smollet “Jusset” 😂😂

[@mw7845]

We need a whole comp dedicated to trish and Ethan saying “binging with babish” wrong 😭

[@Θτεεατφ]

@@TonyPelleriti When he said Jizzlaine (Ghislaine) maxwell in frenemies 27 that really had me 💀

[@vasquez2807]

10:52 the comedic timing of this soundbite has me cry laughing

[@YistheRumGon]

The way the repeats the same wrong thing 3 times like it’ll make it true on the 3rd attempt lmao

[@KN-hg2nv]

He has the spirit

[@tiaralcu]

Hila's "i'm just reading English" took me out😭😂

[@pyruvicac.id_]

The fact Hila is the one correcting him like more than half the time and not being native speaker does it for me..

[@susannahcolley1830]

there is so much dad energy in this video i love it

[@hdettore]

Tenacious X had me crying laughing 😂 I love this compilation so much

[@YistheRumGon]

Or Idras Elb-vis 😂

[@Dirtysoda_]

I’m still repeatedly rewinding it. I’m dyinggg

[@killingmewillnotbringbacky9177]

xxxtenacion is also how i read it when i first saw it.

[@Milarbkh]

I love how it just cuts off after Dan says "no, never" @ 10:59

[@_sillyhannah]

It’s how confident Ethan is for me

[@luke9094]

I love you

[@luke9094]

hannah wassup baby girl

[@katieneumann802]

He said “in prison for jail” with his full chest. He was so confident with that one.

[@dennilynng]

The way Ethan got all high and mighty correcting Hila saying that the restaurant is called “Round Robin” 😭😭

[@Tonyhawkproskaterfour]

This one KILLS me 🤣

[@laughable6650]

i love how they both fucked that one up.

[@rb1278]

Robin Hood the restaurant is so cute for some reason lol

[@gxbrxxl9626]

Tenacious X was the funniest thing i've heard this year

[@Gingerbread22]

I'm glad you caught the George Washington one. That was ridiculous. Love the graphic add-ins too!

[@TonyPelleriti]

Thanks so much! The Washington one is one of my favorites

[@allisoncastle]

9:50 “Only giving him a third of the credit” 😂😂😂

[@kevmarro]

Janice Jaqueline and Justin Timberland had me dying

[@Yakushii]

Johnston Timberland, thankyouverymuch!

[@weonlyusepencil]

I lost it when Ian “corrected” him 😂

[@bajillianaire]

I can't handle how smug he was looking at 9:15 with "round robin"

[@taracori8]

And how his face just drops when they tell him😂

[@SoyPetTurtle]

The fact that he's like this and STILL commits to a a live stream all the damn time is so iconic

[@violetisgreen]

Ethan has major “got any games?” energy

[@AnimeLuver2597]

I might be an adult but Ethan saying “the peepee drawing” made me laugh hysterically.

[@mallorymurphy5821]

This is one of my favorite videos I NEED a part 2

[@barefootgwen]

You forgot when they were talking about Free Britney and were trying to say “conservatorship” lmao

[@unsolicitedopinionsbyyela]

He kept saying “conservative-ship”.

[@inezbeverly8484]

I’m gonna need a part 2 that includes Clarence Cleanwater 🙏🏾

[@KreeZafi]

All I want in life is to see Ethan have to pronounce Benedict Cumberbatch

[@nat2057]

Memento mori friend 🖤

[@KreeZafi]

@@nat2057 Memento mori 💀

[@Acydable]

Memento mori

[@wooo9279]

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a video and comment section combo in a LONG time. I am absolutely dead. The prison for jail had me a mess.

[@hammies.]

Lmao when he tried to correct hila on "Robin Hood" but then he was wrong too

[@andyisaspy]

lmao "round robin"

[@hammies.]

@@andyisaspy heheh

[@emilyjohnson6333]

Ethan is so precious, we must protect him at all costs.

[@jjjppp897]

cut to Ethan saying in frenemies “i majored in English lit”

[@monsters_are_human]

Tenacious X sent me to the insane asylum, I fucking lost it when they showed the picture of Jack Black, Kyle Gas and X 😂.

[@anniixa]

He's in prison for jail 😅

[@pjmathison9787]

He said prison for jail with his chest

[@JuliusCaribou]

Was crying within 30 secs and didn't stop for the full 11 mins 😂

[@andreaamaj]

Same! !ol

[@Daniel-oh2ug]

this is my go to video when im feeling down, please do a second part

[@theharbingerofconflation]

"Elba" "Isn’t that where those Spanish people party now?" "No Ethan, just Napoleon"

[@theepicosityofpizza]

I had the same thought haha

[@mekan0001]

lol, well done.

[@ali-ds5vx]

as someone who struggles with adhd and mild dyslexia i wholeheartedly relate to this

[@alexanderl7059]

Amazing edit, had me in stitches the whole time, especially the George Washington edit

[@TonyPelleriti]

thank you!! I couldn't stop laughing while making it

[@myrandah8820]

it’s so funny but i mad respect him for trying over and over again with some of these

[@ItsMarcemellow]

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “He’s in prison for JAIL.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@BL-hd2cv]

It would of been very always sunny of him to say “full-on-rapist” or “Philanthropist”

[@Ena48145]

The Janice Jackson and Justin Timberland one was my favorite because of Ian. I rewatched that part on the podcast literally at least 100 times. I've never laughed so hard in my life

[@Angie-zk4ei]

Same with the Duo Lingo part 😂

[@cassw5388]

yeah that’s the part that sent me to tears lmfao

[@Ena48145]

@@cassw5388 It was just so good because Ian totally had me in the first half

[@averylennon8454]

Me too LOL one of the funniest moments in any podcast

[@dane7835]

I just laughed for 11 minutes. Holy smokes this was so funny

[@aybekaya]

There is a whole 30 minute segment about a guy named Traves instead of Travis. It just breaks Ethan's brain.

[@devsox1]

Whenever I'm sad I come back to this video

[@aubreycarpenter6875]

this is the funniest compilation i’ve ever seen i lost it at 8 weights

[@Brigister]

man i've seen this video at least 5 times but i'm in tears every single time. thank you for this!

[@melissaa2369]

As a Canadian, I appreciate the Justin Treedoo one and will now refer to him as Treedoo only.

[@PossibleBat]

Hila looks amazing with her dark hair omg

[@chickensandwich11]

I love how he’s like “just tell me “

[@ariana_208]

4:54 angst is a real word, just not in english. Angst means fear in german, so yes ethan is making sense. he might be thinking of yiddish, as yiddish is a combination of german and hebrew

[@vilyda]

It's a real word in English too, but it's prounced "Ay-ing-st". But honestly since he knows some Hebrew, it's probably just the way he phonetically sees it which makes him sort of correct.

[@princessdiana1229]

i recall him saying he took german at one point while in school so that may have been the only place he heard that word too!

[@hallies.4530]

Janis Jackson followed by Justin Timberland takes me out every time

[@GlobalSingeing]

Aside from meme-ing on Ethan, this shows such a cool stylistic evolution throughout the show's run

[@RackCityBunny]

it makes it funnier that ethan has read all the harry potter books lmao

[@00stuartsweeney]

Man if im ever feeling bad i come back to this vid and it always cheers me up

[@val6586]

"He's in prison FOR JAIL" LMAOAOAA THIS VIDEO MADE MY DAY

[@BrokenGlasses21]

'Dispatchio' is my new favourite jam.

[@gilbijon5505]

He just pronounced Angst the german way.

[@salma-kl7ef]

I was like that's perfect Dutch

[@napoleonfuckeged5956]

And almost danish

[@EthanBeer6]

He did live in Germany for a semester

[@alexkess8506]

I love this man

[@gizmo26000]

Janice Jacqueline and Johnson Timberland

[@kzop2847]

Wait, isn't Janice the sister of deceased pop king Miguel Jacqueline?

[@gizmo26000]

@@kzop2847 exactly!

[@kaiplotnikoff9169]

*Dan cackles*

[@ASMRRM]

At 6:51 Ethan actually pronounces Ibiza correctly! That is the original Spanish pronunciation 👌

[@MegNotTheStallion]

This made my life a little better

[@chelseamag3125]

You just made me subscribe to KZbin premium so I could download this, its my comfort video and I need to be able to watch at absolutely any moment.

[@reindeerage]

the way dan says "who?" on two separate occasions at 2:06 and 2:23 is about to make me throw up from laughing