Haaland is a Machine 🤖

[@duyvan247]

HIs father's career was ruined by a tackle, and Haaland made sure a tackle wouldn't even make him fall

[@swapnilsaha3778]

🗿🍷

[@waerumank4480]

Nope, his father ruined by left foot hamstring. The tackle its not bad bcs 3 days after that his father play for Norwegia national team in Europe qualified.

[@jhony8126]

Sure?

[@dash4878]

​@@waerumank4480 u sure bout that

[@FootballFaxxEditzz]

Nah mate cmon roy keane's tackle would injure eveyone it was awful

[@Hmmmjs]

When Haaland hires bodyguards, the bodyguards feel safe

[@who-am-i-722]

Is haaland the next zlatan?

[@Hmmmjs]

Note: this is not my original post... Inspired by someone I don't know

[@user-xm7dr7kx6e]

haaland super machine👿👿👿

[@alexveselinov8499]

😂😂

[@sathyaxd9859]

​@@who-am-i-722Never

[@rhythmrimal8818]

His physique killing every defender

[@VanRJNOD]

Antony Rudiger?

[@rhythmrimal8818]

@@VanRJNOD my bad

[@EDITZ.No1]

@@rhythmrimal8818saliba?

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

​@@rhythmrimal8818average norweigan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@udinmahmud1972]

maybe only van dijk who can stop him..

[@randomlibyanguy]

First and last one was personal 💀

[@od0n]

"Stop crying." Haaland said to his father when he was born.

[@atharvaarmy9921]

Underated Comment

[@Suhayli9]

Damnnn

[@marcelinoekosetiawan]

😮

[@user-ph4hx1wj6q]

Dammmnnnnnnn

[@SevenRealms-lx9hc]

Zlatan😂

[@Ausaf_E_Muslim]

Haaland is best definition of 'Call an ambulance but not for me'

[@CasonDick]

Greatest thing I’ve ever heard

[@UrielFerraut-sv9ik]

​@@CasonDicku heard a comment?

[@galaxydude-gaming1549]

Except when he net vvd

[@SynthXRush]

​@@galaxydude-gaming1549*Rudiger

[@thiagomourelle2975]

Is that a J- ok ok ik that meme is broken

[@DEN492]

Trying to break Haaland, you break yourself

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@agiotadocartaocronado.]

He is neither human nor machine, he is simply a monster in human skin.

[@xXGacha_ZoeXx]

Rather terminator

[@joegramlich]

Too big, too fast, too strong. And he’s got that dawg in him too

[@365_pyro]

It's going to evolve as he gets older. Can't wait to watch

[@harihari-ou9in]

all this + strong instincts and no fear of any tackle is fukin broken

[@Thomas-ih3ox]

Too handsome as well

[@pazterrivel5712]

Lá ele vey

[@MrFootball93]

too big ☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀

[@Your_E-girl]

His father raised him as a true viking

[@rinocerota]

Viking ??? You stupid pple!!

[@chuunib]

Sir?

[@leonardoalexandreferreira8077]

perfeito 🍷🗿

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

AVERAGE NORWEIGAN 😂😂😂😂

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

​@@leonardoalexandreferreira8077average norweigan 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dongseoklee5905]

There are three things that cannot be avoided in this world. Taxes, death and Haaland's goals

[@leidincradian144]

The speed, height, physicality, blonde hair, Norwegian. Truly a Viking

[@zaharshavernev4060]

Он Украинец идиот

[@haribanshyadav558]

He has no enemies

[@goat--edits.666]

​@@frazieromondi9331you get died in his one shot 😂😂

[@thegodinme83]

Vikings weren’t tall there average height was 5,7

[@baery4552]

​@@frazieromondi9331no one cares

[@l.m.7207]

Dude is a machine

[@user-ih9lq1kj5q]

Y dû né du n tu ne ne fik NEC c nuit

[@MarukeGuitarTunes]

Nope, Armenians are machines who made him get off from the game, so they can win. Armenians are Gods of tackles, watch the match where they tackled Cristiano Ronaldo 56 times.

[@cristiangarcia4728]

Cuti Romero is good 😎

[@chukwuemerieokwor5256]

Goal machine to be precise

[@Patin_gamesYT]

The bros They attack Haaland and Haaland comes out alive and it's the brother who gets hurt 💀

[@keelan7210]

Haaland fr got up like a boss in resident evil

[@kreegory]

Haaland raised his father as a true viking!

[@maulanaramdaneffendi8561]

Yeah he wan't to be the same like the father, and the father make her son like terminator 🤖

[@KoredID]

Majin Haaland

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RrockCj]

I think we can pretty much start using Haaland as a new Zlatan. *When Haaland was leaving home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said "you are the man of the house now"*

[@grymohoi9923]

Tell me where you are because you made me laugh while I drank Cola and spit it out of my nose 😡🤬😂😂😂

[@bishnugurung8337]

He is much more lethal and better than zlatan

[@boramair4604]

@@bishnugurung8337 bro you have zero football knowledge

[@drvikaschandnani1793]

@@bishnugurung8337 Zero football knowledge

[@sanjose996]

Haaland is a cyclops with his strenght and looks 😂😂😂

[@DEN492]

A good striker is one who cannot be broken.

[@arvindg1]

Statistics’ll show that the most common cause of death for defenders is playing haaland

[@6969SubsWithNoVideos]

EA really gave him 87 physique…😂😂😂

[@Dexter-dl9ih]

EA is shit..just pushes messi n mbappe

[@pharaoh_09]

EA logic 🤷🏻

[@YouseeMourinho]

How much is his Strength?

[@lanchelotdinastiar8468]

​@@YouseeMourinho should be around 92-95/100

[@YouseeMourinho]

@@lanchelotdinastiar8468 95 seems right

[@Messi10istheGOAT325]

Haaland doesn’t get hurt He hurts💀

[@messifhfhvgvtuhgtuvgffyu9401]

That new 💀

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

​@@messifhfhvgvtuhgtuvgffyu9401he dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheGGuYY]

Like they say: “When you injure Haaland, he doesn’t get injured. 🫵 get injured😂”

[@isaiassantos8464]

ESSA COMEMORAÇÃO DO HAALAND É LENDÁRIA! SÉRIA MUITO SATISFATÓRIO VER ELE FAZENDO ESSA COMEMORAÇÃO PELO CITY, PENA QUE NÃO FAZ!

[@kudaclash8538]

It's physics. He weighs 90kg and is fast af.

[@X-tR3j]

What can elephant say? This animal is big, and fast as hell.

[@amiryahyaoui]

ronaldo weights 85 ! that weight is not that big deal for athletes

[@kingdqm]

@@amiryahyaoui Ronaldo also is a wimp and haaland is not

[@martijn2482]

90kg is pretty normal for his heigt

[@isaibustillos7293]

@@kingdqm a wimp with 5 ballon dors what’s ur point

[@RTSlays8348]

My guy just owns Upamecano every single time 😂

[@bsm.edits20]

😂😂😂

[@flinstone74]

😂😂😂

[@brenojacques5068]

​@@bsm.edits20 what name música?

[@pinkacademy5232]

Was a traumatic 2 weeks for Upemecano you wouldn’t know he’s actually a good player from those 2 weeks

[@luckygambler7777]

​@@brenojacques5068 ur final message slowed

[@gonzalomolina1660]

El mejor centro delantero que existe hoy ,👏👏👏👏👏💪👍

[@user-uc6ez8wn9k]

His physique is insane.

[@RedBananaChamp1321]

Defenders: Let me injure you Haaland: **pulls out the uno reverse card**

[@nukasalimbekov1950]

Vvd😊🤫

[@iskandarbinjalal116]

Pepe ramos van dijk enter chat:

[@PulisicFanAndHistoryNerd]

​@@iskandarbinjalal116 Haaland literally Knock Ramos Out one time

[@3hits327]

They will fall as soon as they see a 6 foot robot run at them 🗿

[@planetag.5665]

Ese hombre es de hierro literalmente, si lo pateas es como atacar un poste de electricidad, mejor tomar distancia o máximo darle un empujón de hombro.

[@kingmikaza1416]

Oi sabe o nome dessa música aeee

[@claystonelvis1678]

Haaland is a battle tank in the field. And super skilled.

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chill4901]

*”Defenders don’t hurt Haaland, Haaland hurts them”* 🗿🍷

[@AnkitSingh-gk7cr]

Vergil Van dijk is of another level then

[@zeyad_amir]

He's not zlatan 🗿

[@who-am-i-722]

@@zeyad_amir bruh,, zlatan is retired, and we can say haaland is the next zlatan

[@zeyad_amir]

@@who-am-i-722 there is only one zlatan 🗿

[@silvianvasilev7244]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎👎👎👎👎👎👎🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👿👿👿👿👿😡😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😡😤😡😤😡😤😡😤😡😤👿👿👿👿👿🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@santanupanda8205]

Halland is a robot man🤖👽 future GOAT🐐

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

Zlatan better 😂😂😂😂😂 paaland n2ver goaf k33p crying 😢😢😢😂😂😂😂

[@LeSupporter.Toulousain]

GOAT NOW🐐🇳🇴

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

@@LeSupporter.Toulousain average Norwegian

[@Stealthbwoy]

He will never be the goat because his play isn’t as multi dimensional as Messi or the other top boys but he could become the greatest no.9 to play the game. Even though he would have to go some to beat R9, Eusabio and a few others.

[@louiseelliott5673]

Zlatan Jr but he's not the one getting the red card and the ref gets sent off lol

[@QUEI2.0]

Haaland is basically an uno reverse card 😂

[@julio_hendricksr]

If Haaland and Zlatan ever collide it will create another Bigbang. 💀

[@torcedordoecbahia]

Zlatan retired to prevent this from happening

[@N0Xa880iUL]

AC Milan lost the final to prevent this from happening.

[@BoogiPlaysBr]

Good Lock 😅

[@boxhead0413]

@@torcedordoecbahiamakes sense

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

​@@boxhead0413AVERAGE NORWEIGAN 😂😂😂😂 Poopgaard and TAPINLAND 😂😂😂😂😂

[@julioroldansalazar4980]

I love this player...is unique and new in this era

[@JhuKlp-lv9uz]

There was no need for that red card he was going to leave the pitch anyway

[@keronharding7525]

This is why I love Haaland, he doesn’t flop.

[@Lokocastell]

I mean, after these tackles… not shame

[@runningsolojr9448]

Well except for that friendly against barca 😂 but yeah hes and absolute unit on the pitch

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jagannatha.hirave6601]

Bro's got a 99 physicality 💀 Edit: Love how all the replies are about the likes 😅

[@Term_x_CR]

and you got 99 likes 🗿

[@Strome.EditzzTM]

and you got 141 likes 🗿

[@not.that.one.kid.]

and you got 152 likes 🗿

[@susen-pai7428]

and you got 184 likes🗿

[@rishitsharma6995]

and you got 192 likes 🗿

[@tdkingvlogs3316]

They tried to foul him but he's just so strong

[@Steve55054]

Bro has Viking blood in him

[@andriarobakidze]

halland's smile after destroying three people

[@moinmeisters9502]

Bro gets tackled and tackles at the same time💀

[@cristiangarcia4728]

Cuti romero is good 😎

[@untadagang6172]

Now imagine partner him with prime drogba.

[@sahilrajput1297]

He looks like grizzly bear running and destroying anyone who comes in his path❤😂

[@UCHIHAITACHI588]

He is made of pure metal

[@Real_Hand]

Haaland's run isn't just funny, it's hilarious💀

[@werlleycosta1181]

He is a War Tank

[@brenojacques5068]

what name músic?

[@werlleycosta1181]

Whtas?

[@user-yd9bf7wo7i]

​@@brenojacques5068 Ur Final Message - TheExorcist

[@GutzOverFear]

Already at 200+ goals at the age of 22. If he stays injury-free and keeps this pace up he'll be at 1000 career goals by the time he's in his 30s.

[@likeamarshmallow5446]

Nah if he keeps he will get maybe 700 plus but he won't keep that good with especially if you get older like 34 up

[@atTran-du6rs]

​@@likeamarshmallow5446 yeah, maybe he will stop around 750

[@frostymarc5468]

He wont stop until he become top dawg

[@enlan7]

​@@atTran-du6rs I made a screenshot, let's meet in 10 years. He'll beat all the scoring records. I'm dead sure

[@SONGokuh-bo4hs]

​@@enlan7 i betting on Haaland Too..He will score 1000+ 😌..See you after 10 years

[@CoolTurkishGamer]

This always happens when you tried to injure Haaland you will get injure because he is a robot

[@hatedisrespectful]

He's got the scoring abilities like Messi and the defending abilities like Ramos... Dangerous combination!!! ❤❤

[@sheenakr7616]

nope his scoring ability isnt that of ronaldo's or messi's not even in comparison, misses shots from infront of goals and gets carried by playmakers

[@Invinsible22]

Legends say that Upamecano is still sliding whenever he sees Haaland ☠️☠️☠️

[@ayoubgr866]

Lol actually he is 🤣😂

[@Sam-tp6gz]

And now he will be name Upemeguire 😂😂

[@eligiocruz5621]

Mentira, no existe ninguna leyenda diciendo eso

[@giankeecarlosb1]

@@eligiocruz5621cállate a la verga 🙄🙄🙄

[@mrartdeco]

Maguire > Upamecano. 💀

[@Kev03749]

Bro got that uno reverse card on him 😂

[@mdarwich6989]

Halaand isn’t a machine,he is a made of metal and steel🥶

[@nashondagama7698]

Moral of the story:- "Never tackle Haaland if you want to get tackled then you are most welcomed to tackle him"

[@user-lf3zx3rc3p]

Romero: nice one mate

[@henriquejesus8733]

​@s

[@aa.luisin]

Sérgio Ramos enter in chat: 💀💀💀

[@nashondagama7698]

@@aa.luisin Bro both of them will get injured

[@V1olent_1337]

ROY KEANE ENTERED THE CHAT

[@jamiewass1960]

Bro drank everyone's milk💀

[@arsenix999]

Ayoooooooo🤨🤨🤨📷📷📷📷📸📸📸📸📸📸

[@vikki5804]

Ayo

[@sanemi1357]

Pause

[@Fc_Kskkj]

💀

[@lesliepiri4279]

👁️👄👁️BRUUUHH

[@Jude.Bellingham5376]

Haaland is so strong that he didn't feel sick when he was with me at Dortmund, I acknowledged his strength

[@alisvideosfromwevideo6733]

Bellingham, is that you?!

[@user-te6vy1hx9x]

“The robot”🦾🤖🦿

[@abanganeh3279]

"If you foul haaland , you will get fouled" Someone in the earth

[@woolly268]

I love how kimmich tried to end haalands career but proceeded to be injured and also got a red card after the tackle , I love haaland

[@saberartss]

Rudiger be like : try me kid

[@malaysianyt28]

Haaland can still smiling and standing after get slide and get tackled..Truely a robot and a machine..

[@Akyraos]

An old viking proverb say: DON'T MESS WITH VIKINGS!!! 😂😂😂

[@wewegombel.]

Halannd wasn't actually human, he was a Terminator from the future

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

AVERAGE NORWEIGAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

Zlatan better and thats facts🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

[@deanwinchester8455]

Brabo de mais ❤

[@user-qu6zc2cg3k]

Melhor edit de futebol que já vi 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@fabianmtk4471]

Passive Skill unlocked: If enemy attacks, the damage is reflected with 150% of damage dealt

[@G25Verryfn]

😂 Good one

[@MovieRacing5]

Haaland never skip leg day caption should be😂

[@lancefarmer6143]

Strength! Pure unmatched Strength!!

[@SagnikBiswas043]

And still people say he can't dribble 😂

[@KatOnGFuel]

Haaland is the one that takes them out when they tackle him. True legend❤.

[@humbertoedmundovelascomend6155]

Que leyenda va a ser si solo tiene unos 4 años jugando en primera y recuerda que así era Ronaldo nazario hasta que lo lesionaron y ya no fue el mismo

[@RandomGuy-mo6wi]

Song name "ur final message"

[@randomboi9189]

Thank

[@egimapping5487]

Thanks

[@yoon812]

엄지윤 폼 미쳤다

[@arielaugustosotarchoque6047]

Haaland is one of the modern soccer than could endure Pelé's era cruel tackles.

[@andresperezcasas1866]

lo observe bien, lo hice igual como si anclaras un rifle en un pie, como que una parte mas dura le apoyas, porque la parte mas ligera ira por ti y choca. no es cuestiom de fuerza , sino cuantas veces te han dado duro ahi , se vuelve mas rigido, el problema serian los calambres despues.😅

[@HisnameisRobertPaulson...]

Man's a walking tank

[@canbb3814]

As opposed to a talking wank

[@xeyalsadiqov6113]

😂

[@shadowwarrior9826]

No no. He is running tank

[@gully6413]

Haaland got Upamaguire in his pocket 😂

[@miguelb.3317]

Next Generations GOAT (As long as he doesn't get hurt and stays in top level leagues)

[@Level7Media]

Modern day viking right there 🪓

[@fikunayomi1882]

This is what a unshakable force looks like

[@louisbaard5375]

Haaland doesn't just destroy football teams on the pitch with his goals but also destroys teams by taking out the players without even trying 😂

[@Ishowspeedfan1-ts3dx]

This proves strikers are the most agressive

[@trap_addict]

Dortmund Haaland was more Dangerous than the one we see at Man city 😤🔥

[@audiorite]

he got sent off for 2 reasons 💀

[@Neymar_Brazil_]

Yeah he injured and got a red card😅

[@KazzorDaGodYT]

underrated comment

[@audiorite]

@@KazzorDaGodYT fr

[@user-vf7jz8gk9l]

When you are a former hockey player, you came to football, but the rules were not explained to you

[@salvomiserendino6321]

The new best player of the world after Messi is Ronaldo it's something magic and unique i love you Haaland ❤😮

[@Mask-et7is]

Haaland is a monster

[@ISSEITHEREWRITER]

Roy Keane : substitution Haaland : you to finish my career like my dad or what

[@ndahayocedric9821]

The last guy was like" you didn't have to do that to me bruv"😂

[@thangvu6755]

Haaland quá khỏe. Rất khó cản phá.

[@ThallysonRmx]

It's like the guys in high school, when I'm playing football, they try to knock me down and they don't, and when they do, they get hurt. 😂

[@gameplaysecuriosidades683]

The guy is so badass that players will hurt him and they end up getting hurt

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-nx4cu8lv7v]

Not just an striker, a missile !

[@_NintendoSwich_]

Nothing can stop him

[@user-zp7ds5uh6r]

Haaland can literally survive every soccer play sliding into him

[@Fyb3r27]

Van Dijk:"Did you forget, who I am?"

[@gwharsh988]

We will not forget van dijk but we have to give respect to halland also.😊

[@Fyb3r27]

@@gwharsh988 💯 %

[@gwharsh988]

@@Fyb3r27 thank you bro😉

[@strikey706]

Bro who's idea was it to let a Viking into football

[@prasektinanda8824]

at least he didn't bring his Axe into the pitch

[@abishekviyer27]

Haaland, the new Zlatan!

[@Emilianorocks25]

A true Viking 99 physical strength 99 pace what a legend

[@ZLATANFORLIFE]

90 pace but 0 physical He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Give tapINland penalty or he retire🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@Emilianorocks25]

Bro he doesn’t score tap ins you just don’t like him

[@extremehunter9260]

Moral of the video : Don't try to tackle Haaland.👽

[@drusteelo]

Bro is so buff that a person that tries to tackle gets tackled