"Haaland Is Not Human...🤖"

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Schtein

Schtein

Күн бұрын

This video is about Erling Haaland and his goal in a training with Norway.

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@YourLocalFootBaller-l9x
@YourLocalFootBaller-l9x 9 ай бұрын
his shot was so fast that i had to slow down the vid what the hell absolute beast
@marthat542
@marthat542 9 ай бұрын
Heck
@Taylor_slayss
@Taylor_slayss 8 ай бұрын
@@marthat542No?
@mohammedhasanainnajafi9981
@mohammedhasanainnajafi9981 7 ай бұрын
Then get your eyes checked because it was perfectly easy to see
@a_thousand_balls417
@a_thousand_balls417 7 ай бұрын
​@@mohammedhasanainnajafi9981r/wooshh
@ST7L3S
@ST7L3S 5 ай бұрын
He was saying this as a joke guys
@theslayer9845
@theslayer9845 Жыл бұрын
Bro the real liver king
@lemmecook911
@lemmecook911 9 ай бұрын
I didnt stay alive
@Itz_wqe
@Itz_wqe 9 ай бұрын
what @@lemmecook911
@Cakeat
@Cakeat 9 ай бұрын
liver tastes good, i eat it a lot
@Jakodah
@Jakodah 9 ай бұрын
@@Cakeatsame
@Cakeat
@Cakeat 9 ай бұрын
@@Jakodah W FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
@jmama8776
@jmama8776 6 ай бұрын
Bro’s shot was so good he had to let off a MAD fart 💀
@YexPlayz
@YexPlayz 3 ай бұрын
Bro really killed that ball like his life really depended on it 💀💀💀
@Enemy.am1
@Enemy.am1 Жыл бұрын
Not everyday he’s shuffling
@JAPARICAN50-50
@JAPARICAN50-50 9 ай бұрын
That looked like a 95mph 4seem fastball
@Ziye960
@Ziye960 6 ай бұрын
the flag alongside japan is of liberia not america bro
@JAPARICAN50-50
@JAPARICAN50-50 6 ай бұрын
@@Ziye960 it’s Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 not Liberia 🇱🇷 bro. See the difference
@Ziye960
@Ziye960 6 ай бұрын
@@JAPARICAN50-50 ok sorry
@RHQ_W
@RHQ_W 4 ай бұрын
​@@Ziye960 bro correction got corrected
@KarenTondro
@KarenTondro 4 ай бұрын
No 4 seem fastball, curveball and a sinker at the same time
@Agernd
@Agernd Ай бұрын
bro did a handball
@OmarUddin-vr9or
@OmarUddin-vr9or 9 ай бұрын
I dont know which one was louder him murdering the ball or that beast of a fart? 💀💀
@ASKSMEASDFGH
@ASKSMEASDFGH 8 ай бұрын
the answer ThAt BeAsT oF fArT
@Nuggets_Air7
@Nuggets_Air7 9 ай бұрын
CRAZY SHOT POWER! 🤯
@martinezgaming8
@martinezgaming8 Жыл бұрын
HES NOT SHUFFLIN!
@kodchaphaktangjitmanakij1092
@kodchaphaktangjitmanakij1092 7 ай бұрын
I swear when I clicked on this video, a FIFA ad popped up and it's about Halland;-;
@ManCityFan319
@ManCityFan319 6 ай бұрын
If he tried to save it, he would be up there shaking hands with God now
@JamalAdams-i1j
@JamalAdams-i1j 2 ай бұрын
I got an ad of Harland before this vid 💀
@Aidan7803YT
@Aidan7803YT 7 ай бұрын
Such a good striker, but against chelsea his head just wasnt helping him at all
@DrReggyYT
@DrReggyYT 3 ай бұрын
If you put the speed to 1.75 the first persons laugh sounds funny 🤣
@ZaprdicaJelic
@ZaprdicaJelic 3 ай бұрын
In an alternate world people are laughing at Haaland's shot that preceeded a great fart.
@Mate595
@Mate595 8 ай бұрын
Bro that fart must have had some power to it aswell
@MelonBoi-k6q
@MelonBoi-k6q 4 ай бұрын
Bro I screamed so loud I got in trouble 😂😂😂 this man is a devil 😈
@IDK_GAMER-z1n
@IDK_GAMER-z1n 4 ай бұрын
Bro that first shot was crazy
@AventaEdits
@AventaEdits Жыл бұрын
he did a lil dukie 😂
@IcedChocolate_
@IcedChocolate_ 11 ай бұрын
Why is is that when I translate to English the 😂 emoji turns to ???
@wingedhussar1453
@wingedhussar1453 8 ай бұрын
he kicked that and made it sound like a voleyball
@Long_1207
@Long_1207 4 ай бұрын
King of training
@randomizerL2012
@randomizerL2012 Жыл бұрын
YO BRO JUST HIT 4K SUBS JUST RN
@Schteiny
@Schteiny Жыл бұрын
Crazy
@footyhan
@footyhan Жыл бұрын
@@Schteiny8k
@yannicklokur
@yannicklokur 3 ай бұрын
@@Schteiny 108K
@GabrielPB21
@GabrielPB21 7 ай бұрын
Bro risked it for the clip😂
@harryboyha-ke2se
@harryboyha-ke2se 6 ай бұрын
bros shot was so fast that the ball glitched.
@kanmioyekanmi
@kanmioyekanmi 8 ай бұрын
haaland shot is like robert carlos
@awahiduzzaman
@awahiduzzaman 4 ай бұрын
0:05 bro really ripped one because of the goal
@rasgulla7343
@rasgulla7343 5 ай бұрын
i feel bad for haalands girl friedn when she kisses him tbh tho
@spencerplayz3893
@spencerplayz3893 Ай бұрын
the ball went to the freaking moon
@grootgamer6517
@grootgamer6517 5 ай бұрын
His shot was so hard that he let it rip💀
@BaldPotatowannabe
@BaldPotatowannabe 8 ай бұрын
I cant believe ive watched shtein for 7 months already
@DanieruOfficial
@DanieruOfficial Ай бұрын
Nyland: Why always me?
@Playwithaqdasrose
@Playwithaqdasrose Ай бұрын
0:06 what was that loud thing
@bigG21828
@bigG21828 5 ай бұрын
Follow God ❤ 🙏
@jflame9568
@jflame9568 7 ай бұрын
The ball looks like it was controlled by a remote
@DEFOX1
@DEFOX1 8 ай бұрын
imagine the ball just hit someone's head 💀
@kuright
@kuright 9 ай бұрын
Bro had to let some gas out because of overheating 💀
@ARSALAN-JR
@ARSALAN-JR 4 ай бұрын
Sab ko robot bana do koi human hai ya nhi
@ManLikeBlueLock
@ManLikeBlueLock 9 ай бұрын
It looks like he kicked a basketball so hard
@gang12342
@gang12342 3 ай бұрын
“critical strike!”
@RONALDO4K07
@RONALDO4K07 4 ай бұрын
Who hear fart sounf in 0:05 ☠
@amk4606
@amk4606 4 ай бұрын
Me ☠️
@nathanmango
@nathanmango 2 ай бұрын
Bro if it hits the goal keeper the goal keeper would see God 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😁😁🤣🤣😅😅😅
@TheLonewolf10
@TheLonewolf10 6 ай бұрын
Thats why grandma tells dont llay football It created injury 🤕😂
@Notcrickyyy
@Notcrickyyy 8 ай бұрын
How is nobody talkin bout his shot??💀😭
@zippyedward7826
@zippyedward7826 3 ай бұрын
Haland is goat
@Redman404
@Redman404 6 ай бұрын
DUDE HE FARTED
@loganjohnson4259
@loganjohnson4259 6 ай бұрын
i think he was laughing lol
@Beat_music_well79
@Beat_music_well79 Ай бұрын
6:00😮
@nathanmango
@nathanmango 2 ай бұрын
Haland kicked the ball so hard until he farted badly ew 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JackHolmes-tf3yj
@JackHolmes-tf3yj 7 ай бұрын
Headland vs haaland
@Ramoseditor4
@Ramoseditor4 7 ай бұрын
Bruv is full of radioactive ☢️ gas 😂😂😂😂
@quantumgamer-ti8sg
@quantumgamer-ti8sg 8 ай бұрын
First it's Ronaldo and now it's haaland
@Mivillanofavoridou
@Mivillanofavoridou 8 ай бұрын
Si disparars asi cuando juega...
@Phantlaze
@Phantlaze 7 ай бұрын
Hear 00:05 to 00:07
@Thecooltrio23tui9
@Thecooltrio23tui9 7 ай бұрын
Haaland is not human is not robot he is fart machine
@aþs
@aþs 10 ай бұрын
everyday hes not shuffling?
@vietphupham2073
@vietphupham2073 Ай бұрын
wheres the fart? edit: thats was huge 💀
@PeopleMelon-follow
@PeopleMelon-follow 6 ай бұрын
Haaland is human
@kidbruh899
@kidbruh899 7 ай бұрын
Bro really ripped one after that absolute banger
@Lewisastle28
@Lewisastle28 4 ай бұрын
All I hear pooooooushd
@PicanteFN
@PicanteFN Ай бұрын
ikr
@ItalianCountryBall7
@ItalianCountryBall7 7 күн бұрын
I don’t think it was a fart I think he went pffffff like he was shocked
@cragol
@cragol 6 ай бұрын
he shot it so hard that when he hit the ball it made a basketball sound💀
@SimplyAnAxolotl.official
@SimplyAnAxolotl.official 4 ай бұрын
Yea
@omari1284
@omari1284 Жыл бұрын
Were you not shuffling everyday?
@CR7_GoatZ3
@CR7_GoatZ3 9 ай бұрын
122 likes no comments lemme fix that
@itzastral6560
@itzastral6560 9 ай бұрын
@@CR7_GoatZ3 12 likes no reply? lemme fix that
@lazy210-f4j
@lazy210-f4j 9 ай бұрын
​@@itzastral65602 no more number 3 is here but where is number 4?
@AbdulahiAdan-z7z
@AbdulahiAdan-z7z 9 ай бұрын
167 likes and only 3 replies? Let me fix that
@umermustafa7220
@umermustafa7220 9 ай бұрын
4 replies lemme fix that
@ryuk_og8107
@ryuk_og8107 9 ай бұрын
Imagine if haaland shoots a ball like this directly in the liver of a defender 💀
@capcutfootballer
@capcutfootballer 9 ай бұрын
he’d die
@Abdullah_Randoms
@Abdullah_Randoms 9 ай бұрын
Well rip to that defender
@yourlocalcrystaldealer
@yourlocalcrystaldealer 8 ай бұрын
Imagine his shot hit's someone balls
@ZayansGaming167
@ZayansGaming167 8 ай бұрын
No children​@@yourlocalcrystaldealer
@thehistorynerd6886
@thehistorynerd6886 8 ай бұрын
Bro would get it out and eat it like a true Viking
@Ya_Amongus
@Ya_Amongus 6 ай бұрын
When he doesn't say "I swear man" and "Everyday im shuffling" it's over bro...
@FxncyFxt
@FxncyFxt 10 ай бұрын
0:05 LOL WHAT IS THAT FART
@Totallynotanendingevan
@Totallynotanendingevan 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@RussiaFan27
@RussiaFan27 Ай бұрын
I heard it 😂😂😂😂😂😂 my reaction 💀💀💀
@utkarshurvishasigdel8936
@utkarshurvishasigdel8936 Ай бұрын
Ahahhahah
@utkarshurvishasigdel8936
@utkarshurvishasigdel8936 Ай бұрын
🍑🍑🍑😂😂😂😂😂 lol what is that!!!
@tajaymatthias1426
@tajaymatthias1426 Ай бұрын
No it was a sound he made with his mouth.
@_Qu3so_
@_Qu3so_ Жыл бұрын
Why is he not shuffling😭
@James_Editz765
@James_Editz765 9 ай бұрын
Man that was a shot no keeper could save
@Asingerprodigy
@Asingerprodigy 7 ай бұрын
Yes they can
@James_Editz765
@James_Editz765 7 ай бұрын
@@Asingerprodigy no
@ThatOneFlipaClipAnimator
@ThatOneFlipaClipAnimator 6 ай бұрын
the keeper could prolly jump right, and if high enogh he would catch it
@UrbansFeetPics
@UrbansFeetPics 10 ай бұрын
"Shaking hands with God" Bro aint gon' have hands after that
@tinvu8335
@tinvu8335 9 ай бұрын
cool joke! i thought i heard it somewhere...
@Ronny-AM
@Ronny-AM 3 ай бұрын
Bro ripped absolute cheeks bro
@Landrop-t8b
@Landrop-t8b 9 ай бұрын
If the ball rebounds off the side post and hits the goalkeeper’s face he would be the one meeting god 😭
@Imakemovies121
@Imakemovies121 9 ай бұрын
WTF IS THAT USERNAME
@Landrop-t8b
@Landrop-t8b 9 ай бұрын
@@Imakemovies121 I’m just better
@Cr7-p7t2g
@Cr7-p7t2g 8 ай бұрын
Bro just want to play like its funny
@ToyzHub-qd4xc
@ToyzHub-qd4xc 7 ай бұрын
Rip. Those Who Came Hear To listen The Sound Of "Fart"..........
@HSO-jy3pr
@HSO-jy3pr 10 ай бұрын
That wasn't a fart, it was a notification he got
@lemmecook911
@lemmecook911 10 ай бұрын
Notification for his fart
@TerminatedBelligoal
@TerminatedBelligoal 9 ай бұрын
Notification his battery is running out 🤖
@Supergamerz-h8b
@Supergamerz-h8b 28 күн бұрын
We got Haaland farting before Gta6 💀
@promessilover69
@promessilover69 Күн бұрын
He farts in actual games as well. The defenders complained to the ref about it🤣
@Condor_Aviation_757
@Condor_Aviation_757 Ай бұрын
Right after the video started,someons burped ☠️
@XEnesr57
@XEnesr57 9 ай бұрын
Man is a beast
@jaybloxz5874
@jaybloxz5874 3 ай бұрын
Even in slowmotion that shot was fast but the fart was very slow😂 Edit: and ripply
@thecubist1084
@thecubist1084 6 ай бұрын
if u slow it down u can hear him farting after the banger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂and that ball sounded like metal and if i hit that i woukd literally cry😡😡😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨that shot tho☠💀💀💀
@theodorethemanandchasethef5859
@theodorethemanandchasethef5859 5 ай бұрын
People who saw the haland add at first
@KyawLinAung-fo5qh
@KyawLinAung-fo5qh 5 ай бұрын
Everyone: Guys Halland is human Me: Nah he is robot
@Angus.cc7-6942
@Angus.cc7-6942 9 ай бұрын
Man I want to see him do this during a match
@sanjaythapa3868
@sanjaythapa3868 9 ай бұрын
0:05 farts bro lol
@Theprogamer2-4fa
@Theprogamer2-4fa Ай бұрын
Am from norway and this is your most popular i understand😅
@Cakeat
@Cakeat 11 ай бұрын
bro i thought it was normal to eat liver and heart, it tastes so good 😭
@Sxwifter
@Sxwifter 9 ай бұрын
what.
@Cakeat
@Cakeat 9 ай бұрын
@@Sxwifter I LOVE IT 😭
@Cakeat
@Cakeat 9 ай бұрын
@@Sxwifter is eating fish eyeballs weird?
@GriddyFC123
@GriddyFC123 9 ай бұрын
@@Cakeatyes actually it’s kinda no not kinda very weird
@Cakeat
@Cakeat 9 ай бұрын
@@GriddyFC123 nahh it tastes good 😔
@AgentHendog27
@AgentHendog27 Ай бұрын
Lol like if haaland is goat right now 👇
@BurnedNerd
@BurnedNerd 7 ай бұрын
was not him... was the ball... ball shat itself
@KhateraAli-vm4so
@KhateraAli-vm4so 7 ай бұрын
0:19 - 26 is 😂
@JacobShupe2
@JacobShupe2 9 ай бұрын
that curved both directions…
@The_classicnoob
@The_classicnoob 4 ай бұрын
😩 0:00 🤮 0:01 💨 0:06
@tinvu8335
@tinvu8335 11 ай бұрын
"He would be up there shaking hands with god now..." "...but with what hands?"
@Noob-ze5vw
@Noob-ze5vw 9 ай бұрын
😂
@sp33dybozohi86
@sp33dybozohi86 9 ай бұрын
Ahh good one 😂
@markjr85
@markjr85 6 ай бұрын
When you have a full breakfast before training😂
@arberkola2131
@arberkola2131 6 ай бұрын
0:06 who heard that?
@lilratul
@lilratul Ай бұрын
0:03 0:03
@Mr-Mr3
@Mr-Mr3 9 ай бұрын
That sounded like a bullet wtf 😭
@motoadi7305
@motoadi7305 Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 6.5K subs
@Schteiny
@Schteiny Жыл бұрын
Thx bro
@Anguirus2004
@Anguirus2004 11 ай бұрын
why did u shuffle@@Schteiny
@ALIPLAYZTM
@ALIPLAYZTM 9 ай бұрын
Why didn’t you shuffle today? ​@@Schteiny
@Cr33py7
@Cr33py7 3 ай бұрын
mf really farted💀
@Bedwarssweatyaddict
@Bedwarssweatyaddict 4 ай бұрын
Nahh
@AdiTheEel
@AdiTheEel Жыл бұрын
what time did he fart
@GG_izi_120
@GG_izi_120 9 ай бұрын
He actually farted
@abdullahshafeeq_10
@abdullahshafeeq_10 10 ай бұрын
I heard his fart 😂
@suhanamasud5716
@suhanamasud5716 9 ай бұрын
SAME BRO
@ВасяПупкин-ш3ф4у
@ВасяПупкин-ш3ф4у 7 ай бұрын
This monster haven't won 2023 ballon d'or because of beardman who played well 6 games in a year 🤡🤡🤡
@Pesopluma2013
@Pesopluma2013 7 ай бұрын
Did he fart😊
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