There, KZbin, I've put little asterisks in the title. Will that stop you clutching your pearls over the least sexy "sexy" games in history?
@Jormungrandrserpent6 жыл бұрын
It not just youtube to be fair, any public media including newspapers, TV, or radio (lol) seems to be terrified of anything sexual appearing in public media as if sex itself is a curse word. I sometimes forget that public media's view on adult content is like living in the dark ages (lol, sad). THe internet has enabled porn and adult media to bloom like no other so I guess at this point, we could say its public media that is living in a bubble.
@JAM926 жыл бұрын
I dare you to play one of the good hentai games on Steam! I recommend Eroico, it's a sidescrolling action game, there's a free demo, give it a go :)
@schregen6 жыл бұрын
It's still age-restricted! 🍄
@user-uj4os7pk2g6 жыл бұрын
Won't somebody please think of the children!!!!!!!!!
@GWA_UK6 жыл бұрын
I like it
@MuraCasardis6 жыл бұрын
How are they allowed to take random hentai pics to make a profit on their game? That's some newgrounds shit from the 2000s not something that should be on Steam.
@rudeboyspodcast6 жыл бұрын
Holy crap that takes me back
@Haan226 жыл бұрын
This guy hentais 2000s style.
@RadTicTacs6 жыл бұрын
Seriously. The art in this game is definitely stolen. This is kinda gonna out me, but I actually recognize one of those images and it’s fan-art of a character from another game
@AlwaysANemesis6 жыл бұрын
And as we all know, not even fan-art of a licensed product is exactly fair-game for creating a retail-priced game. So whoever made these is gonna see only a faint stint of 'Success' with these, before getting sued into fucking non-existence.
@zmdumpbox23406 жыл бұрын
Fan art theft is still going on, but now everyone's asset-flipping Skyrim SFM vids or Patreon GIFs and advertising on PornHub/E-Hentai HOW LONG CAN YOU LAST??????? As long as the assets are online, it ain't never gonna stop.
@crocs_n_socks6 жыл бұрын
>That videogame project you've been working on for five years will get lost in a sea of these "games"
@CabooseAzul6 жыл бұрын
You people are fucking dumb. Popular games will be in the top searches, will be in the front page, will have a bigger reach than low budget hentai shit. Stop making a huge drama.
@garywilson30426 жыл бұрын
CabooseAzul yeah but popular games are only on the front page a relatively short time. Then they get buried under all this shit. So people who miss the front page or are looking for a decent game miss out. Stop being a fucking cretin and use you head.
@astraldragon54836 жыл бұрын
CabooseAzul you're "fucking dumb" for avoiding the topic of how other games that could be just as popular are buried by these mountains of low quality/trashy hentai simulators. and games don't become "popular" or get to the front page if they're buried under piles of shit. quit making such a shit argument, lulz.
@benedictrogers14786 жыл бұрын
Astral Dragon I now have a strange desire to spend five years working on a game called 'Trashy Hentai Simulator'. I'm imagining some sort of business simulator where you have to manage your distribution and localisation rights while hiring translators and voice actors and trying to maintain their dignity.
@SonicSP6 жыл бұрын
Totally okay with that.
@wulf28636 жыл бұрын
hentai in the title is the new trend, rip zombie survival asset flips
@airiakizuki55926 жыл бұрын
Arguably a step 'up' from zombie garbage asset flips. Ignore my pfp, i'm totally not biased.
@supsquark5056 жыл бұрын
What about hentai zombies?
@snazzel83126 жыл бұрын
What about Hentai Nazi Zombies riding on Dinosaurs?
@JuanCarlos-sq4vf6 жыл бұрын
Press F to pay respect
@88Mulls886 жыл бұрын
cant wait to see metal gear hentai survival battleroyal loot box game
@JimSterling6 жыл бұрын
I should say I (obviously) have no problem with hentai. Just pointless rubbish like the nonsense that swarmed on Steam in light of its leniency.
@firenze64246 жыл бұрын
I don’t like it when it’s forcibly shoved as fan service into a series like fire emblem fates or xenoblade 2 cause it’s just cliche and stupid at this point and ruins the mood of the entire game
@firenze64246 жыл бұрын
+Firenze 64 that’s just cause I’m tired of the Japanese woman cliche that all the women are blushing waifus especially when replacing a previously established character like Samus I silent mission driven bad ass too crybaby bitching idiot in other m
@Redblaze276 жыл бұрын
The problem is the word 'hentai' is now code for 'not actually hentai' or 'sliding block puzzle'.
@joure.v6 жыл бұрын
Nah it's fine. We could use some more low effort crap on Steam in a new genre. The cesspool wasn't deep enough yet.
@slaughterround6436 жыл бұрын
Jim, we all know you smash one off to dragon girls or whatever the latest human-animal hybrid is that's cool with the hentai people
@FatalKitsune6 жыл бұрын
This is the worst Duke Nukem 3D user level I've ever seen.
@marcusmeitzler65926 жыл бұрын
Duke 3D? This looks more like Wolfenstein 3D.
@heirofpolio77036 жыл бұрын
*duki nuki
@lionocyborg60306 жыл бұрын
Heir Of polio ナイットメール こじょ: デゥキデゥキ パンイク。 Or in English, Nightmare Machine: dukey dukey panic.
@MechaPlays6 жыл бұрын
It looks like a clone of Duke nukem forever. Terrible haha. Also, it does look more like wolfenstein 3D, only that game was actually good, and had game play haha
@wishlish6 жыл бұрын
Looks more like the old Lucasfilm game Ballblazer. Which, in retrospect, is an unfortunate name.
@Rickbane016 жыл бұрын
This is Hilter's secret rooms in castle Wolfenstien. That's why he needed to be stopped. His hentai is shit.
@EB016 жыл бұрын
So not just using the Wolf3d engine (I was assuming the same engine) but its a re-texture job of Wolf3D levels too?
@CarozQH6 жыл бұрын
This game has midi music. Not retro style tracker music, just Midi files the "developer" probably found on some site. It's 2002 all over again.
@dextrodemon6 жыл бұрын
its also a raycaster, it probably is from around then
@VGJustice6 жыл бұрын
It feels like a lazy Doom hack from yesteryear.
@Aquelll6 жыл бұрын
Did you notice you can pay extra on Steam to get the OST with the game? :)
@yellowcrash106 жыл бұрын
Greyscale Who's been drawing dicks?!
@The_Order_Of_William_Marshal6 жыл бұрын
No kidding this was made in some 3rd world country
@Tibasu6 жыл бұрын
I'm okay with hentai games on steam, but not the low quality/lazy ones. I will gladly 100% Eroico once it comes out. HOWEVER, if they really want to let this happen, they should have a separate section for them so people who don't want to see them, can just avoid clicking that section. No need to hide tags or something since that can be abused Edit: Check your Store Preferences, because I didn't notice the "Adult Only Sexual Content" tick box they added, which is different from the "Nudity/Sexual Content" tick box. Mine was on by default
@ImaNecron6 жыл бұрын
Tibasu yeah, like ign’s babes section. Which is apparently still in existence, it’s just not added to it advertised anymore. Mysterious.
@supercalifragic15516 жыл бұрын
? You have to specifically enable your ability to see these things. You're not going to see them if you don't want to.
@kubak896 жыл бұрын
I always found "no nudity/porn" policies to be astonishingly hypocritical on services like Steam. They are okay with all manners of violent content, including gore and torture, but apparently showing a dick or a pussy is too much for them.
@dubspool6 жыл бұрын
Tibasu can we get the ability to ignore devs/publishers? As far as I remember, these series of "hentai" games are "made" by the same person
@Sorrelhas6 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Steam is a store for everyone, including people that can wank with their left hand.
@stew_redman6 жыл бұрын
In the steam store it says "Similar to games you've played: Quake Champions". LOLOLOLOL!!!!
@Katy1336 жыл бұрын
It will reach a point where Valve's efforts to NOT exercise quality control will ironically become MORE effort than actually checking to see if the game follows Steam's Guidelines.
@berndg66316 жыл бұрын
And we are all waiting for the day.
@exantiuse4976 жыл бұрын
They'll probably just change the guidelines before enforcing any sort of quality control in the admittance of these games on Steam
@BigattckFirecat6 жыл бұрын
i'm just waiting for someone who owns those hentai images to sue Valve because they clearly aren't going to sue the scammer who will run away or contain false information. This is all Valve fault for allowing their website to be the perfect place to sell stolen images or anything else.
@evillecaston6 жыл бұрын
Once Steam finally does hit critical mass and has to QC, it won't be pretty. Remember, they tried to virtually eliminate visual novels for arbitrary reasons, and I'd be willing to be they'd be the first victims again if given the opportunity. But outright shitty games like these? Nah, they'll be fine, because reasons.
@kablstr14516 жыл бұрын
I can find higher quality hentai flash games for free than those on Steam. I’m very displeased
@DarkSol166 жыл бұрын
Honestly, at least greenlight had some level of control. The point of them removing greenlight was so that they could implement a better system but they took away greenlight and did nothing.
@nikolaast6 жыл бұрын
I always assumed the new system was just to rake in more $$$ on a per submission basis. Shitty game submissions,purchases, trading cards etc. Steam just wants to be the financial intermediary for as many transactions as possible. That's the only reason they do anything.
@exantiuse4976 жыл бұрын
It's a grim fucking day when we lament the loss of Steam Greenlight, but I think we're there. Hell, we've been there for a while now
@Whirlwhind16 жыл бұрын
Greenlight was at least some kind of barrier to entry. An old, rotted, leaky barrier with more holes than swiss cheese, but a barrier nonetheless.
@benjaminmiddaugh27296 жыл бұрын
The selling point was to make something better. The actual point appears to have been to make it easier to make Steam a place to sell the most terrible games ever.
@jamesdandrea72846 жыл бұрын
But is it good?! Sees title screen Okay we're all set
@Blood0cean6 жыл бұрын
It's crap.... Theres better flash games
@jackhazardous40086 жыл бұрын
Are you a Steam Quality Assurance tester?
@altanic58556 жыл бұрын
Jack Hazardous yes
@colossaldonut51906 жыл бұрын
So Valve allows NSFW games onto Steam but then proceeds to remove NSFW games that it INITIALLY PERMITS ONTO STEAM BECAUSE OF HOW SHITTY STEAM DIRECT IS!? Valve, I don't know how to tell you this but I think there's a problem that's being dearly overlooked here.
@Foxcheese6 жыл бұрын
Most of the games using "Hentai" in their names were appearing on the store before they started allowing NSFW and generally don't even have any nudity in them, just trashy suggestive images probably stolen from google image search. This is just more an issue of steams submission protocol then anything to do with the new NSFW allowance.
@Mernom6 жыл бұрын
Valve doesn't allow anything. It's your decision alone if your game gets into steam.
@junamboqcg23696 жыл бұрын
No, it's definitely Valve's decision to let people sell random shit in their storefront.
@shrub86446 жыл бұрын
They are just removing literal trash games. Your 'quality porn' is safe
@exantiuse4976 жыл бұрын
@@shrub8644 I don't think that was the point. The point was games that are so bad Valve feels the need to remove them shouldn't have gotten in Steam in the first place
@thejoyfuldragon8876 жыл бұрын
To be honest I think it's a good thing to allow adult themed games. I don't see why people shouldn't be allowed to sell interactive adult entertainment on a platform like steam. Quality control though.
@mudkatt20036 жыл бұрын
I agree, having hentai pics in there doesn't change the fact that the game is awful.
@adalsev85186 жыл бұрын
It's not because Valve dosn't want, it's because countries like Germany, that outlaw selling pornographic content to minorities, and seeing as Steam doesn't have any way to prove your age, it is quite a problem.
@thejoyfuldragon8876 жыл бұрын
you mean to minors? hmm I see. Well it's illegal to do it everywhere in Europe from what I recall. An argument could be made (and apparently has been made as those games are indeed allowed on steam) that Valve has no responsibility if they ask the age of the person. Afterall it's the duty of the parent to parent their child, not Valve's duty.
@Multipew6 жыл бұрын
@@thejoyfuldragon887 I think it's down to the difference between guideline stuff like age limits on movies Vs actual hard age limits like on cigarettes, porn or alcohol. If you own a brick and mortar shop and get caught selling porn to kids you'll get in trouble regardless of what they said their age was.
@thejoyfuldragon8876 жыл бұрын
true true...
@mrrrbanks11026 жыл бұрын
I've missed these kind of videos
@lickidactyl60806 жыл бұрын
As soon as Jim said "Hello, you-" I came
@mrrrbanks11026 жыл бұрын
@@lickidactyl6080 best part of his videos
@cheesi6 жыл бұрын
@Dan oz It used to be one of my favourite things about the videos.
@mss4906 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic! :b #SMB25
@generaldreagonlps68896 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. But I'm not going waste my money on this. My standards for hentai games are higher than this.
@TheZorch6 жыл бұрын
Most hentai games actually have a compelling story to them. Visual Novels are called "novels" for a reason.
@generaldreagonlps68896 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if I would say most or use the word compelling but at least the better ones do have that.
@juggmkj6 жыл бұрын
Michael Haney you shouldn't know that =/
@razzvyberry46946 жыл бұрын
Also HD art and cute cat girls
@Abyss32236 жыл бұрын
Doki Doki Lit club is free anyways
@RagnarokiaNG6 жыл бұрын
Newgrounds is commonly mocked as being a place for Hentai games, even they started deleting a lot of no effort hentai games with blatantly stolen artwork (and more commonly music since some music companies started up trouble). It's not perfect since lots remain like the meet'n'fuck series which remains for the golden review sections. When a mocked website does a better job than a storefront there is an issue.
@OurBenefactors6 жыл бұрын
my laptop is full of cum
@Avossk6 жыл бұрын
Steam never fails to disappoint, thanks Gabe!
@RichardWatt3 жыл бұрын
So did Susan of KZbin copy Gabe of Valve on how to run a platform?
@davedogge22806 жыл бұрын
Those are some quite steamy games on Steam.
@Deadlock2396 жыл бұрын
You call these games despite the fact they are obviously porn
@IV-A6 жыл бұрын
Did they take the graphics and level desing from Windows 98 maze screensaver? Top quality.
@Duhya6 жыл бұрын
It's probably made in some sort of Doomalike game maker. Hence 'shift' to interact.
@Gravewhisper6 жыл бұрын
I remember that screensaver and it looked a lot better than this!
@pricklydingus86046 жыл бұрын
Jim, your in *that* part of Steam again. Please, come to Jesus.
@ragingwerewolfdude37976 жыл бұрын
Jesus aint on steam
@inkblotCrisis6 жыл бұрын
Judeo Christian Hentai Harem Dating Sim when?
@drakan47696 жыл бұрын
+inkblot It's probably already been done, I mean -I've played- heard about ones that do this with historical figures (MULTIPLE games that do that), so I wouldn't be surprised
@USSAnimeNCC-6 жыл бұрын
Jesus love hentai and daddy rolr play lol
@fusionfountain6 жыл бұрын
No thanks friend. We only cum to Hentai here 😉
@trueKENTUCKY6 жыл бұрын
My favorite moderately successful KZbin channel
@ZorgaMasquess6 жыл бұрын
Clicking Jim's Bait faster than ever
@ZorgaMasquess6 жыл бұрын
@@alicexa i dont have enough salt in my account
@altanic58556 жыл бұрын
Lmao true though
@cosmosofinfinity6 жыл бұрын
Jim's MASTER bait
@Frolkinator6 жыл бұрын
Demanding money for this "game" should be punishable with a lashing in public.
@DosonTheGreat6 жыл бұрын
This is no good. The world needs more QUALITY hentai games. booooooooooooo!
@KlintKaras6 жыл бұрын
You want eroge and nukiges.
@TheSmugOjou-sama6 жыл бұрын
People feel discouraged to try and make actually good hentai games since they know that no matter how hard they try, nothing will ever surpass Monster Girl Quest.
@adalsev85186 жыл бұрын
There are quality chinese cartoon wanking vidya, you just have to look harder
@SamWhitfield976 жыл бұрын
I just go on steam and new releases and see about 50 puzzle games involving half-naked women on them or anime characters. It's no better than google play at this point
@kanalintu92466 жыл бұрын
This game has more pixelated hentai than hentai haven.
@Rem694u26 жыл бұрын
This isn't hentai.... Hentai has nudity. This is Ecchi.
@roieclair41206 жыл бұрын
looks like you don't know what is softcore hentai... the ecchi genra contains candid pervy shots or situations, and this game has nothing candid.
@airiakizuki55926 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when I hear the term Hentai I expect some form of penetration happening. This "Game" is trash.
@Crispman_7776 жыл бұрын
Is that what the difference is?
@whatdoesthisthingdo6 жыл бұрын
Glad you’re here to tell us these things.
@Reqqqqqs6 жыл бұрын
Always happy to see some proper degenerates educating the masses on the finer things in life.
@zeromailss6 жыл бұрын
Is there any hentai game about Bowsette yet?
@zomg1337h4x6 жыл бұрын
Asking the important questions.
@Glibbers6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Nintendo would nuke the shit out of that
@constantanxietyattacks68786 жыл бұрын
People who like Bowsette are actual subhumans
@NormanReaddis6 жыл бұрын
There's a Bowsette in pornhub tho Hey! Im just scrolling ok for educational purposes!
@tersecorgi40586 жыл бұрын
Not yet athough there is a ROM hack for Mario world that lets you save Bowsette from Princess peach
@Jome_Harrd6 жыл бұрын
Aww, I missed these kind of videos. Never thought they were too boring, more like relaxing. Nothing was better than winding down the day with Jim exploring a bad/some times good game. Never change, Jim boy, never change.
@felman876 жыл бұрын
Ok, I'm out of my element here because I don't really tend to play hentai games but...shouldn't the one thing you make sure you get right is the titillation? Why use pixilated art work?It's like someone got thumbnails of pics and just used that instead of spending the extra 10 seconds to grab the full artwork from google.
@dededesgustingtkemylife48256 жыл бұрын
I think they did get the artwork from google
@Red88Rex6 жыл бұрын
fwiw I love all your content, but these have always been my favorite. I just enjoy the randomness and genuine reactions to the bullshit and weirdness on Steam. Plus your rants and such. Glad to see them back!
@tdgmanga85216 жыл бұрын
ASSet flip
@rjstuller16 жыл бұрын
Not bad, although i would have gone for asset FAP
@QuantumFluxable6 жыл бұрын
WAT i didnt even see this video 2 weeks ago, now suddenly it shows up in my suggestions? whats your deal youtube cmon
@aerendyll6 жыл бұрын
I'll eat my keyboard if any of the "hentai" art in this game isn't stolen.
@DumbArse6 жыл бұрын
"art'
@unmog42236 жыл бұрын
Im all for erotic or adult games, just would prefer any game I play to have a certain level of quality.
@AshenVictor6 жыл бұрын
How, in 2018 current year argument, do you make a first person game that looks worse than Wolfenstein 3D with lower res boobs in it than strip poker on the Amiga?
@shanemarsh56 жыл бұрын
I forgot you used to do more of these. Obviously you made your point already and it still stands, but its nice to see Sterling lets play now and then.
@keenanmccarty99256 жыл бұрын
It’s idiotic, not a single legitimate or quality porn game can go up on steam uncensored, but this crap can.
@stanettiels73676 жыл бұрын
8:23-8:39 You laid down some of the freshest beats I’ve ever heard.
@yurisuika6 жыл бұрын
Is the futa game still on there?
@km54056 жыл бұрын
yes tell me ... I need to know ... for research purposes.
@vulture62396 жыл бұрын
Futanari Quest, and yes, it's still on Steam
@Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX6 жыл бұрын
Yikes
@amirgarcia5476 жыл бұрын
yurisuika Yes, but it’s unfortunately not for sale and I doubt it ever will be.
@bustermachine74856 жыл бұрын
Futanari Princess got removed since the devs stole a bunch of the CGs from a different Dev
@jacksonnintendo3ds6 жыл бұрын
You really should do more of these videos. I've waited forever for this...
@EmpError6 жыл бұрын
Looks like they are using stolen art assets, no? No way those images were made by the "dev" of this thing.
@Lalatina996 жыл бұрын
Those 16 people must have really been POUNDING IT..... POUNDING IT....... POUNDING IT... (I've waited so long for an opportunity to make that reference again)
@09philj6 жыл бұрын
Always buy your pornography from a reputable dealer. Denpasoft is good.
@Rystefn6 жыл бұрын
Buy? Pornography? I know what those words mean, but they don't make sense when you put them together in that order.
@bigbossyboss16 жыл бұрын
I for one am happy to see these videos back! Welcome back Jim 😘
@hunter112206 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the adult themed visual novels but those have actual effort in them at least
@KlintKaras6 жыл бұрын
Eroges for life!
@humanconvertile6 жыл бұрын
Holy hell, when someone can claim a visual novel, the lowest, laziest form of an interactive visual narrative, has more effort put into it, you know you're Knee Deep in the Shit.
@hunter112206 жыл бұрын
@@humanconvertile I don't really think that's fair or right when visual novels are literally just books in game form.
@humanconvertile6 жыл бұрын
@Jade Rodriguez -- I don't know how it's not fair when Visual Novels clearly want to convince you they're more than just books. They're sold as games in a games marketplace, I never saw them in eBooks stores. If they actually were meant to be on the level of plain text books, they wouldn't be ruining the advantage the medium has by conveying a bulk of itself through visuals. I can't see a Visual Novel coming to be other than when a developer isn't satisfied with just being a book, but doesn't feel like drawing enough pictures to make an interactive comic or animated feature. It's much easier to replace the majority of the work with a text crawl and reuse the same still pictures of settings and characters over and over. Why would anyone choose this format other than it's cheaper and easier to make than any other visual interactive medium? The silly point-and-click games from the 90's like Phantasmagoria have more credible and visible production value than a Visual Novel. Some VN's actually have music, animation, and voice acting, which is just blatant proof they're being cheap lazy hacks since they're clearly more than capable of creating something on a higher scale than a Visual Novel. It makes me wonder why Anime still even exists, since people apparently find the still imagery and text crawl of a Visual Novel to be a totally acceptable form to convey a visual narrative. Why bother with animation or sequential art? You can just throw a fraction of your drawings in and roll the script by and people won't have a problem with it.
@04whim6 жыл бұрын
"You'd be an easier time tossing off to a character in Streets of Rage" sounded like it was coming from the voice of experience.
@isabellesmith75786 жыл бұрын
The issue isn't that it's a hentai game. the issue is that it's a trash game.
@Tuubi156 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see more Direct to Video. I've honestly kind of missed these
@Dradeeus6 жыл бұрын
Game: Do you really want to look at pictures in large definition in a folder on your computer, or go through a fucking Windows screen-saver to look at 30x30 resolution girls?
@misu116 жыл бұрын
jim this is my favorite type of video on this channel pls. do more and make em longer i'll take one of these over the jimquisition any day .U playing shitty games from the bowels of steam is what made me subscribe in the first place .
@ivthekiller67576 жыл бұрын
I still wanna see Jim do these squirty jimpression dtv videos, but with how fucking bloated steam is, all the games that ooze out like sweat aren't even that entertaining. Like, I miss hearing the sweet voice of Jim unscripted, but I also get why these videos have stopped because of how Steam is and now, KZbin.
@Beriorn6 жыл бұрын
I like how the door closing sound is the door opening sound in reverse, except it's not even done right.
@elfoxy19976 жыл бұрын
"16 positive reviews" I declare exterminatus
@carlamalfi45356 жыл бұрын
I've always gotten a good laugh and time out of these videos. The first video I saw on this channel was supreme pizza, and I've been watching ever since.
@nicklager16666 жыл бұрын
So when is La Ruinas Super Seducer Hentai edition comming.
@Tripp4266 жыл бұрын
don't you mean cumming?
@Glibbers6 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, I missed those videos. Thank you Jim.
@ShadowAimai6 жыл бұрын
A quick note: Putting "hentai" on the title is something mostly only western developers do. If you follow the path of the weeb, avoid those always.
@mr.sarcastic46796 жыл бұрын
I honestly hope that there will be more Direct to Video videos, since watching Jim play some random Steam game is really fun to watch
@ElCidTheScienceKid6 жыл бұрын
y'all mind if I whip it out?
@jas39466 жыл бұрын
Only if I can join
@MoistChungus6 жыл бұрын
Unzips*
@Tytoalba7776 жыл бұрын
Not at all, go ahead
@whatdoesthisthingdo6 жыл бұрын
I’d be surprised if you didnt
@SpoopySquid6 жыл бұрын
If you're watching Jim Sterling and *haven't* whipped it out then you are doing it wrong
@skyllalafey6 жыл бұрын
"I'll keep looking for some gameplay; I'll let you know if I find anything." Oh well, that was... something, alright.
@evillecaston6 жыл бұрын
Sheesh, there are things called standards for games, and that includes "sexy" games. Hell, I've stumbled across better lewd Doom mods from 1996. This is just sad, regardless of content. Besides, everyone knows that visual novels are the way to go to get your jollies. A good one will make your nuts and your heart cry at once! Then again, those require actual artistry, which alot of hack devs don't possess.
@nav22696 жыл бұрын
i love when you review the bad games jim
@KainGerc6 жыл бұрын
So is it a prison FOR hentai or a Hentai ABOUT prison? I just can't go on with the ambiguity!
@janosrock6 жыл бұрын
1:30 isn't that the laberynth screensaver from windows 98?
@scottthewaterwarrior6 жыл бұрын
How? I have FPS game on my GameBoy Advance that look better then this!
@nathansstuff15476 жыл бұрын
Was it Doom?
@scottthewaterwarrior6 жыл бұрын
@@nathansstuff1547 No, Ballistic Ecks vs Sever. The Doom GBA games are a little more pricy, though I will probably get those at some point too. Lately I have started spending a lot more on GameBoy games then I ever expected to. I spent around $30 for a copy of Wings, a WWI flight sim someone thought they should port for the GBA. That's part of why the GBA is my favorate system to collect for (though the PS2 is my favorite overal), so many games that make you go "what kind of black magic did they use to make this run on a handheld?"
@nathansstuff15476 жыл бұрын
@@scottthewaterwarrior is a pretty amazing handheld
@relms1406 жыл бұрын
keep making all the videos Jim, can't stop watching :D Thank God for Jim Fking Stelling Son!
@ACE-ej4fu6 жыл бұрын
is this the new update for hdoom?
@StCrimson6676 жыл бұрын
Wow, I'd really missed these stream direct videos, they're so funny!
@eviljackylynclone666queeno26 жыл бұрын
Are there any good hentai games on steam? Just asking for a friend😊
@clownavenger06 жыл бұрын
quite a few.
@althelor6 жыл бұрын
Melty's quest is a good one.
@jackhazardous40086 жыл бұрын
I'm also curious
@clownavenger06 жыл бұрын
Meritocracy of ogre and blade is pretty good.
@drakan47696 жыл бұрын
anyone know how to actually see which hentai games are on steam? just searching the word hentai isn't a great idea, and none of the tags seem very helpful (I mean, "nudity" and "sexual content" all lead to plenty of non hentai stuff) but yes, I do agree both games mentioned here (melty's quest and meritocracy of ogre are both indeed quite good) EDIT: eiyu*senki is there (originally uploaded censored, I don't know if it's been updated to the 18+ version since steam's policy change), and that's definitely a good hentai game, and if it is still censored... actually it's still a pretty good game (and you can probably get a patch that restores the full content)
@Jamal_Tyrone6 жыл бұрын
The binary ones and zeros on the walls are not chains Mr Sterling, you have made an error!
@awesomejf036 жыл бұрын
Wolf Girl With You is still there?
@RadTicTacs6 жыл бұрын
That was never on Steam
@zmdumpbox23406 жыл бұрын
That's a Japanese dojin project. Ain't never going on there.
@Hornswroggle6 жыл бұрын
For all short sighted viewers: It's easier to make out things if you take off your glasses. makes the pixels blend more together. :)
@lowerclassbrats776 жыл бұрын
But is there fart fetish gas huffing? Is chungalingus present? The upside down heart is a nice touch.
@jackhazardous40086 жыл бұрын
I too wish more hentai games appealed to fart fetish
@Wra7hofAchilles6 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I recognize that second picture as a character from FGO?
@NuSpirit_6 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@legion9996 жыл бұрын
Because it's garbage? That you pay for? And has no merit?
@NuSpirit_6 жыл бұрын
@@legion999 I'm sure though most "developers" think exactly what I said. Also don't worry - I agree with Jim (and you) :)
@generalasgoth6 жыл бұрын
Yay! Loved these Steam DTV/Greenlight videos.
@emptyseeker86456 жыл бұрын
Style reminds me of baldi’s basics...so yeah now I can’t get the title baldi’s basics in hentai out of my head.
@Tytoalba7776 жыл бұрын
Oh, so _that's_ what happens when baldi catches you. He throws you into his hentai prison.
@stevenchamberlin016 жыл бұрын
Lol the sound of you mashing age at the keyboard had me cracking up.
@km54056 жыл бұрын
you can take our freedom but you cant take our hentai
@pvkk856 жыл бұрын
I was doing levels like this on duke nukem 3d about 20 years ago when I figured how to insert own images to the builder. How stupid was I to share the levels free to my friends? When I could have been charging 0,89€.
@smartguyjaja6 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the QA guys that have to curate hentai games feel right now
@RadTicTacs6 жыл бұрын
JAJAvsWORLD aroused
@Tolinar6 жыл бұрын
This is the path Steam chose. They have to sort out the utter trash from the not-quite-trash. Which one was that? It's... Hard to say. Where is the line? Is a walking simulator with asset theft and no instructions trolling, or just a 16-year old's first time programming?
@TheSapphirewave6 жыл бұрын
The only "good" hentai games are the ones that basically used Google translate for the English version.
@clownavenger06 жыл бұрын
they have been improving on the translations. With steam more open they will have more confidence and find it worthwhile to translate their games correctly.
@jackhazardous40086 жыл бұрын
Echidna wars has a proper translation, and its actually really fun outside of the porn.
@hongduongle59376 жыл бұрын
Meltys quest, fallen makina, treasure hunter claire, all of them are quality games with actual human translator, much more better than suckuragame
@TheSapphirewave6 жыл бұрын
You clearly don't know how to appreciate how something can be so bad it's good. The bad translation is the main reason to play one of those game.
@jackhazardous40086 жыл бұрын
@@TheSapphirewave I think the fap is the more important reason
@theoden5246 жыл бұрын
Only clicked on this to hear Jim say "pounding it" repeatedly. Don't disappoint me Jim.
@nerflongbows6 жыл бұрын
i heard that valve was gonna regulate on their own but really no change. There is still pile of shit popping up everyday
@MoistChungus6 жыл бұрын
It's because everyone bitched about hunie pop so gaben said fuck it
@patrikkarlsson94636 жыл бұрын
Where did you hear that? Last I heard they opened the floodgates even wider and hoped their algorithms would "hide" games you'd find uninteresting from your personal storefront. I've had Steam for like 13 years, I have 1400 games on there (95% stuff I like), I semi-regularly go through the discovery-que, I diligently wishlist games I'm interested in and I've customized tag preferences everywhere I can and Steams algorithms STILL can't tell I what I like and don't like. And games stay on my storefront for months even though I've clearly gone through it endless times and NOT bought or wishlisted them. Do I have to hide them manually and if so then what's the algorithm even there for? Bollocks I say!
@nerflongbows6 жыл бұрын
oh sorry it seems they were going to moderate forums for reported content. Shouldn't this mean that they actually go through all this shit!!!!!
@patrikkarlsson94636 жыл бұрын
And to think that I, once upon a time, argued to a friend that all games should be on Steam, at the time (when they had just started adding third party games and were waaay too strict with their curation) I didn't think I'd have to clarify that I meant all games that had at least a little effort put into them. Not even only good games, just games where they at least tried.
@amirgarcia5476 жыл бұрын
Moist Chungus It’s actually ‘cause Valve was threatening to remove VNs if they weren’t censored due to being pressured by SJWs. Which’s about the worst route they can take.
@TooLateForIeago6 жыл бұрын
It looks so much like a rip of the old Windows maze screensaver that I'm impressed that Jim can look up and down.
@TheBoagboy6 жыл бұрын
sorry what
@Kairax6 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, i'm sorry.
@mimilo1316 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes Jim I am so happy. We're back to the good old days of you playing shit games and me laughing. Truly the perfect relationship.
@IHeart16Bit6 жыл бұрын
I bought a couple of H games already (none of them have it in the title). They're pretty good (Negligee and Melty's Quest if anyone is interested). Happy with the new direction of the store as it definitely means more content to choose from, unfortunantly the influx of 0 effort crap seems unavoidable when the store becomes more open to allow -good- H/porn games.
@YannYann123456 жыл бұрын
glad to be here before it's taken down
@th3d3storoy3r6 жыл бұрын
I mean, if I wanted to look at hentai images, I'd just go on Pixiv
@BrokenSet3 жыл бұрын
The weird thing is, I'm actually interested in seeing what the main menu music is.
@darkenkil44166 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but no. Get these gatbage titles off of steam.
@gemcorker39826 жыл бұрын
Yay! I am happy to see this kind of video make a comeback! This game is complete garglemesh but I'm ok with it as long as Jim is yammering over it!
@gilgaloregames10666 жыл бұрын
We are glad you take the front line and dare to play the games first to praise or warn us gamers ^_^ god bless Jim!
@dancorps13886 жыл бұрын
6:45 wait, those are not just a bunch of 1 and 0s? Man, your eye is sharper then mine.