HACKERMAN'S HACKING TUTORIALS - How To Hack Time

[@gonzalogca4907]

As a software developer with 10+ years of experience, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

[@WispyWoodsman]

Same, except in the UK you don't need a proxy, you just apply for a time license.

[@grigss3027]

@@WispyWoodsman ay you got a liscence for youtube eh?

[@WispyWoodsman]

@@grigss3027 will my TV license be alright?

[@nethervvoid]

As a database warehouse developer for 10+ years, I can confirm all the data elements are also 100% accurate. Never touch the data disk when the time warp is active.

[@Coolsomeone234]

That makes you outdated...

[@robertbick986]

Watching this video transported me almost 4 minutes into THE FUTURE

[@Deschutron]

That's great. you're already on your way. Try watching more KZbin videos to hack more time.

[@nrggvrn5576]

Unpossible

[@Eclin]

Temjen Jmr it is unpossiblen’t

[@yxnghustler5412]

Damn it transported me 3 minutes and 45 seconds into the future!!

[@rcarmisin3465]

I lost 3 and 3/4 minutes also. KZbin is the first time machine.

[@GrahamBarth]

256kb of RAM? What am I, the fucking NSA? Thanks for nothing, Hackerman!

[@diamonicly1813]

Its gb not kb bruh

[@NightmareNavyBlue]

back in 'the olden days' it was kb

[@craazy911]

+Cyka Blyat Did you even understand this video?

[@GrahamBarth]

Cyka Blyat My comment, much like this video, should not be taken at face value. Even if that face has a fuckin' _rad_ hacker mullet on top of it.

[@locoguy420]

that's the joke

[@kalenipclaw5683]

"I'm gonna have to go into hardcore hacking mode" *pulls out NES power glove*

[@willfomes406]

That is how you go into Hardcore Hacking Mode.

[@LordRambo]

Its so *bad*

[@buuintrospectivo4605]

He failed because he didn't attach the Sega 3D Glasses.

[@kfk4441]

He got denied so many times only because he needed more monitors, rookie mistake

[@chromepaintaddict9787]

"Where did Hackerman go?" is the biggest unanswered cliffhanger ever

[@Cooper287]

He went back too far where there were no computers, he still walks among us but is much older due to having to wait for tech to catch up

[@p90xkp]

+Cooper Best answer ever lol

[@chromepaintaddict9787]

Cooper Maybe he invented the computer, he just passed on designs through the generations until someone eventually made it

[@NeilCaulfield]

he hacked too much time

[@jaywunder13242]

Who Shot JR? has nothing on this.

[@jerryjacobsunny5574]

My software turned into hardware after watching this

[@tampyrer2444]

Hahaha i need to update my cv after seeing this

[@kl7133]

Nice.

[@siddheshk2041]

😀

[@k1moi]

looks like your computer just got "turned on"

[@starrykailani]

And it runs really well

[@finnabon]

"Yea, I'll insert my external drive, ladies" - Hackerman 1985

[@blue_rattail8986]

+Piezor 1985

[@joshbaxter6957]

excellent.

[@kixty9]

+Piezor 2015????

[@digitsdigitsdigits808]

I'm so fucking wet rn

[@chocolateex1907]

I started saying that to random girls and I started getting laid like crazy. thanks hacker man.

[@bofh.3236]

“With great processing power comes great responsibility” I want that on a shirt

[@olegvolkov4456]

Great processing responsibility.

[@techmouse.]

with great processing power comes great responsibility [ awkward silence ]

[@K4inan]

AI's should have this encoded in their rules 😂😂

[@StephNuggs]

"I'm a Virgin" is just more straight to the point no?

[@clb8645]

That's the combat seat, Jonathan Livingston Seagull. With great power comes great respronsitrillitrence.

[@yaynative]

Terminal returned "access denied" so he bypassed it by typing "access granted". BRILLIANT!!!

[@MrLastlived]

Surprisingly, this legitimately works more often than it should.

[@kiddhkane]

Pfft. Back when the first computers arrived at home, when my family friend had to type in $ and didn't know how, he typed "Dollar Sign". Sadly the computers weren't able to understand his brilliance back then.

[@zacharytate5142]

He actually put "acces granted" lol

[@kajautus]

Make Hackerman a full blown serie! This is pure gold!

[@kajautus]

@@avae5343 haha, this was 5 yrs ago :D

[@kajautus]

@@avae5343 I totally agree.

[@falconer02]

5 seconds in...I already liked and favorited.

[@PokeShadow77]

falconer02 Great! I would watch Part 28 5 seconds in and I would like and favorite as we- Oh wait

[@PokeShadow77]

I'm pretty he said in a Q&A that he isn't very bothered by complainers and he mentioned something good about them but I forgot.

[@PokeShadow77]

i know

[@bransondillman8621]

Minc

[@mob5636]

Me 2 im old lol

[@ninjaoclock3865]

This is what your grandma sees when you change the HDMI

[@merlinismint]

Underrated

[@BillboMC]

Underrated

[@Utonian21]

😭

[@istoleurfaceha3527]

KZbin users when they see a funny comment: U N D E R R A T E D

[@erikwilliams1562]

I did this for my grandmother in law last year and can 100 percent confirm

[@alessandroiudicone]

I really appreciated all the details: the empty time after each joke, the colours and filters on the video as like information lost on an analogue tape by time passing, the tracks, the hacking mode, the comprehensible strings on screen about hacking process like in mainstream movies, the dressing and hair style of hackerman that fits a nerd from the '80s...this is HUGE !!! Congrats !

[@trbd]

still more accurate than most hacking scenes today

[@oliverludwig6148]

so you're saying the scene in swordfish, where hugh jackman hacks a government database in under a minute - while getting a blowjob - is not realistic? :-(

[@yeastyyeasty2168]

True

[@MrWAERNER]

Yeah, after watching the "NCIS hacking scene" where they share keyboard, I totally agree.

[@belowfactual]

evn today

[@Rastek19]

First of all, you need *a lot* of RAM At least 256 *Kilobytes*

[@jeffasbestos7813]

And I thought my 10,040 byte RAM was a lot, smh, I have been shamed

[@NukeRadius]

really ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jeffasbestos7813]

@@NukeRadius yes

[@zPoisonAssassin]

Rastek Holy fuck that’s a lot

[@spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786]

DEDOTATED WAAAAAAAM

[@patrikandersson8154]

The level of awesome of this video is just beyond the scale! Everything, the video quality, the clothes, the monologue, the gear...I mean....tears of joy!

[@onlypardo3902]

You forgot the realism!

[@AbhishekNag666]

Nobody's gonna talk about that dope background music?

[@carazy123_]

Abhishek Nag I want it

[@reiokimura6519]

Sounds like what Dr Disrespect uses

[@StephNuggs]

@@reiokimura6519 stfu

[@alfonsog.3152]

Beautiful synthwave

[@ApollyonZKX]

@AJtheory I really like his vampire movies

[@BoundInChains]

256 kb of RAM !!! 👾

[@Andrew0you0tube]

duhawma K, Kb or kb, or KiB?

[@markusTegelane]

Андрей Мишин KiB

[@audymaulizar6697]

welp I guess I'm out of luck. I will just continue watching this tutorial on my inferior 4 Gigs RAM powered machine.

[@farrelfzeta6908]

In the 80's 256KB of ram was a huge amount

[@qallincha]

Regular Yugoslav my first computer had 16k...

[@332DeathEater]

"Pulls up power glove" Shit got real

[@CaseyAnthonyVEVO]

That power glove moment killed me lmfao

[@ankeshnand]

Guy is time travelling with 256 KB RAM, meanwhile I'm switching to 16GB RAM as the 8GB one wasn't rendering my memes properly.

[@LeandroR99]

Oh no! Hackerman went to a 404 page. Now he's forever lost in cybernetic time and space.

[@MadGnu]

not just any 404 page, a 404 page from /2005/

[@TimSlee1]

Instructions not clear enough, got my 'external drive' stuck in a commodore 64.

[@kristina80ification]

did you remember to bypass the mainframe by doing a segmentation violation? you didn't, did you?

[@TimSlee1]

Kandi Gloss Shit, thanks for the tip!

[@10bwonder]

pfff... git gud nub. hack time EZ

[@rowawn364]

heyy it's the ThioJoe meme

[@TargeTOrane]

Tim Slee Hahahahahaha u made my day friend

[@tahustvedt]

-"We're gonna hack this 3-1/2" floppy disk to the year 2005" -Shows 5-1/4" floppy disk.

[@TheAnon03]

Yeah, that was painful.

[@gaarajeffri1512]

I dont get isn't this floppy disk introduced in 1980s?

[@Federation42movies]

Ahhhh... memories. :)

[@kiddhkane]

@@gaarajeffri1512 Yes, but it's a different size of floppy

[@005AGIMA]

No....he was correct. He's HACKERMAN. His 3-1/2" floppy is bigger because HACKERMAN. He hacked the spacesizecontinum. He's not restricted by your "inches".

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

So THAT’S where that old floppy I found in ‘05 came from.

[@StephNuggs]

Dont hack too much time. Careful

[@TheMarcodiator]

256 kilobytes? ARE YOU CRAZY? WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND ALL THAT RAM?

[@FinestSeven]

Marco Caputo www.downloadmoreram.com/

[@TheMarcodiator]

Whoa thanks. Now I have way more than 256 kilobytes!

[@MasterPivot]

Marco Caputo Hack them

[@LeggoMyNooks]

FinestSeven I only had 255 kilobytes until I used this site. Neat-o!

[@MasterPivot]

XD

[@csabadozsai8891]

when you change the color in cmd to green *hackerman*

[@brotnjanin]

when you type color 360 in cmd and it displays all of the color codes *whomst dare to disturb the all knowing?*

[@NFSHeld]

But he's using orange/red font.

[@章魚3000]

lol

[@teamdoodz]

color 0a

[@Krybcio]

Im Hackermann

[@David-l3q3m]

2:45 he is about to break out laughing, you can tell.

[@edgerp4300]

omg yes

[@olafurmikaelsson4794]

кנ64 I would like but your likes are perfect atm

[@olafurmikaelsson4794]

кנ64 aka 69

[@BMWLuke]

As a certified level 5 technician, this is totally accurate.

[@samykamkar]

I wish I could violate segmentations like Hackerman does.

[@AmirrezaNasiri]

Hi Samy Kamkar :) Can one of your future projects be about "DNS rebind"? because resources for this kind of attack is really low! However thanQ.

[@samykamkar]

Amirreza Nasiri I'll add this to my list of vids! Few others coming out first that I'm pretty excited about!

[@AmirrezaNasiri]

I'm waiting for your projects intensively :P

[@TheWayoftheSith]

Samy Kamkar Takes years to master hardcore hacking mode... Lots of high powered fans to.

[@AlphaSquadZero]

Samy Kamkar Its too bad that real segmentation faults are no fun to deal with.

[@Domarius64]

I just noticed - at 2:30, he bypasses the "ACCESS DENIED" message by *typing* the words "ACCESS GRANTED"...

[@Domarius64]

The Sugar Man Show hahah that is awesome :)

[@xiulanlin9516]

Clint Hobson I

[@FruitMCP]

Acces*

[@balls582]

HACKER MAN

[@TheMahdip]

The real definition of brute force

[@Razgriz_01]

"Click here to find out more" RIP annotations.

[@verruxlunox8438]

So where did hackerman go? I guess we'll never know

[@jpmelo.750]

F Rip hackerman

[@PaulStringini]

I can't click, my mouse hasn't arrived from the future yet.

[@lebidu9100]

ugggghhhhhhhh

[@kykise1395]

Verrux Lunox he found his way into the matrix

[@Slash27015]

I like how the casual mall music plays as we all sit back and remember annotations were once a thing on youtube.

[@Zyperior]

"..go in to hardcore hacking mode"..Writes "BOOBS" on the calculator 2:23

[@deanzeez]

Andreas Albihn lawl

[@AXIIIM]

Well spotted!!

[@SilentKnight43]

Andreas Albihn lol - good catch!

[@WalterJohnson_is_modok]

Andreas Albihn Dammit, someone else caught this before I did.

[@sergeantbigmac]

Andreas Albihn There are so many great little details in these videos... I love this shit haha!

[@CiggyRat]

I'll insert my EXTERNAL D R I V E *L A D I E S*

[@jessesorenson4161]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@name1585]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@pein417]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@shutupMaji]

/╲/\╭( ͡⭐ ͡⭐ ͜ʖ ͡⭐ ͡⭐)╮/\╱\

[@KaiiyV2]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@khrissxander]

Time travel processed on a 7.66mhz CPU... VERY IMPRESSIVE!!

[@sen_ex]

It's all about optimisation

[@thecamperDK]

Speech synthesis on a 7.66mhz CPU EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE!!!!!

[@cranberryeater7459]

Makes sense! Birdcage coils are used widely in nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) applications for their ability to operate in transmit/receive mode, tuned to 7.66mhz; thus allowing for time travel. Hack the Planet!

[@Jasonth131]

What can he do with a top tier smartphone

[@selami32]

dont forget 256kb memory

[@wonderwaffle8718]

"Yeah. I'll insert my external drive, ladies." *SELF FANNING INTENSIFIES* Lawdy. I think I'm comin' down with a case of the vapuhs.

[@BlackBunik]

Three and half inch... ahahahahahaha I lost it at that point. :D

[@bahamatodd]

BlackBunik Except its a 5.25" floppy...

[@BlackBunik]

Todd Wilson Yes exactly. :P

[@Y0cke]

BlackBunik How the hell would he know? We don't use inches in Sweden.

[@bahamatodd]

Y0cke Sure you do. Floppy drives were always marketed in inches. The wheels on your car are also in inches. :)

[@BlackBunik]

Because every IT guy knows what 3,5" and 5,25" floppy is? That is how he would know.

[@robertyang4365]

"First of all, you need a lot of RAM, at least 256 kilobytes." hahahahahahaha

[@von_rabenfels6533]

with great processing-power comes great responsibility!!

[@therealpron]

.

[@ramirroxd6986]

And fortnite

[@backinyourcommentsectionag3191]

@@ramirroxd6986 no, that would be a capital offense

[@Nobodyss21]

Gilbert Ber2 This guy is true man of culture

[@Ailgadem]

Not going to ruin the 256 likes (number of combinations possible with 8 bits)

[@LiamS-bl2ry]

It's 2024 and this tutorial is pure gold... on every level, in every aspect. Haven't laughed this hard in a while! Thank you so much! So charming.

[@zanfear]

2:24 the calculator says "800.85" LOL

[@SU76M]

After a half of minute of thinking I finally got this joke. It looks like "BOOBS'.

[@dELTA13579111315]

@@SU76M 👏

[@darknova8858]

SU76M👏

[@SU76M]

"intensively bows" Ah, no need to acclaim me so massively, my friends! Generosity of Fission Power is boundless and absolutely free!

[@haniDopeman]

@@SU76M It's BOB'S WITH AN EXTRA *O* HAVE SOME RESPECC

[@benwilliams3539]

Remember, never hack too much time kids.

[@savascc]

yeah,and stay to school...

[@dakariszulu]

Error 404 : Hackerman not found..

[@odenmonstertruck]

haha yeah

[@johnadriel3170]

Sksjajaossso ahh?

[@johnadriel3170]

Meme error xp windows

[@treesbycees9277]

Impossible

[@midnightblue1874]

I love that dim '80's atmosphere... like a long forgotten dream.

[@E-plunksna]

i know right. thats exactly what i was feeling. feels somewhat cosy

[@moikayuso9700]

"Where did hackerman go?" Click here to find out more... *Clicks link* Not Found (404) Well that was unexpected

[@alexkozliayev9902]

r.i.p. hackerman

[@igoooralves]

Illuminati got him

[@ThatKomputerKat]

Just hack internet time with the wayback machine, Duh. Problem solved.... for the most part... web.archive.org/web/20150601072420/www.vhx.tv/kungfury/updates/hackermans-time-hacking-tutorial

[@cowlin5051]

clicks link.... 502 bad gateway

[@WhileTrueCode]

He in the future.. the video hasn't been made yet

[@JasonHolbert]

I was going to throw shade on him for calling a 5¼" floppy a 3½", but then he made "80085" display on the adding machine, so we are all good here.

[@campo8777]

would have liked, but number to awesome to like

[@mrflip-flop3198]

"Oh no." *Top 10 Famous Last Words*

[@zecle]

KNUCKLES

[@lazy2508]

"I'm gonna have to go into hardcore hacking" Me: WAIT WHAT HE HASNT BEEN ON HARDCORE ALREADY?!

[@cthulhuhoops7538]

Things were different in the 80's.

[@lazy2508]

@@cthulhuhoops7538 truly

[@JustRichærd]

When you pass a file to a USB *Hackerman*

[@Cache-Money-Sectors]

See, his problem was that he didn't have a microwave.

[@Shindenize]

And bananas.... You forgot the most important thing...

[@MrTheellis]

and some Dr.pepper + a girl that keeps going tu tu ru

[@Loansome_]

but he's a guy.

[@MrTheellis]

talking bout mayuri m8

[@alberteinstein127]

Cache-Money-Sectors futurama lol

[@05Rudey]

250kb.......... Are you insane? That is just far too much... It will create a super massive black hole....

[@leusmurphy]

I tried it with 999 KB and it time traveled me to 2016

[@TheCrash480]

Black holes can be avoided by spacing out your RAM evenly, the distribution of gravity will cancel itself out. Jokes on you, a single KB more and you could have been in 2017, like me!

[@0x777]

I've been working as a security professional for over a decade now, but I still learn new things watching this guru. Thanks, Hackerman!

[@ddrninjette]

When hacking time, you need redirect the kernel scheduling interrupts from the hard drive bracket directly into static RAM. Otherwise, segmentation faults within the serial data bus will make the space-time bridge unstable.

[@distinguishedallureproduct879]

Obviously 🤣😅

[@godfreyofbouillon966]

Thanks for the tip. I wish I knew this before I encapsulated my ports. Oh well, nothing that Postfix couldn't fix.

[@hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289]

Holy shit 7.66mhz, what an insane speed

[@howardagnew8471]

And 256 Kilobytes, where you gonna find all that RAM? :P

[@sirpringlesmcgoose4501]

You gotta download more of them at downloadmoreram.com/

[@hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289]

We don't have that kinda technology

[@mineshaft12]

Lol... Ik it may sound like a joke but 7.66 mhz and 256 KB is a monstrous Build Back then same goes for 4.8 GHz ( Depends on the Processor's Core Though ) and 128 GB of Ram. So In Summary PC have changed a lot.... And Probably Today's hacker probably will be using a Monster PC for Hacking the government or shits ( IDK though )

[@IlknurMustafa]

"Neato!!"- Stares blankly into the camera for awkward 4 seconds.. I lost my fucking shit there

[@istoleurfaceha3527]

2:44

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

I fucking love that Hackerman became a meme of his own. I really want Kung Fury 2.

[@m1leswilliams]

What a terrible, tutorial, he said 3.5" disc and was holding 5 1/4" disc. Now my x86 16 mhz power rig has s fucking 3.5" disc jammed in the drive !

[@arpharazon999]

He hacked the imperial system to adapt it. XD

[@JamesSSWayne]

whattttttt

[@Edelgul1717]

So the rest of tutorial looks legit to you?

[@arpharazon999]

Egor Tilpunov It wasn't legit? What about recognizing irony? What I was doing?

[@colonelburton8451]

In the time during which the movie is set, the 3.5" disk was just recently introduced, Hackerman clearly was into state of the art high-end technology but was poorly equipped with standard police equipment, he must have gotten confused. He may be brilliant, but recreational time-hacking has adverse effects even on the most intelligent people.

[@rjhwinner0315]

“I have one of the latest processors running at *7.66 MHZ* “

[@01DOGG01]

I remember when pressing the turbo button would add a whole 2mhz!

[@jonathaningram8157]

@@01DOGG01 In some case the turbo button actually slower your computer. It just make it goes to 4.77 MHz

[@01DOGG01]

@@jonathaningram8157 Well, it's either on or off so pressing it again would revert the speed boost. Who else overcooked their PC by reading their motherboard manual and swapping jumpers? That took a while to find tune!

[@KoruKinshi]

Fuk. Intel who???

[@01DOGG01]

@@KoruKinshi It was on Intel's 4mhz 286 that I first played an early ascii version of street fighter 2. It was called stick fighter, but it's not the one you find on abandonware sites. Everything was ascii. The fireballs were asterikses, the characters were made up of slashes, backslashes, dashes and such. Later on, a regular graphics version featuring only Ken and Ryu came out. You won't find those on the Internet...

[@jimmy1395]

"We're gonna hack this 3.5 inch floppy disk" Shows me a 5.25 inch floppy disk.

[@BlackLense]

"Hackerman"

[@Silly_Illidan]

Hack

[@tiberiius]

thank you

[@AB-bo5fz]

5.25 HARD disk..

[@alejandrocastro211]

this could be the only movie hacking scene that leaves all the programmers happy

[@jmbmntis]

WITH GREAT PROCESSING POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY

[@comanda4]

the colorgrading is so good:*

[@BrianHennemuth]

Hmmm, I followed the tutorial as presented. I hooked up the SVGA monitor to my 286 and even freshly formated the floppy disk to be compatible with the NES powerglove, yet it still shows me ERROR 404, did I miss a step?

[@Klangvold1]

Cheetos and Gatorade

[@SilentKnight43]

***** Be sure you've upgraded to 256K RAM!

[@BrianHennemuth]

SilentKnight43 I did, the problem was I didn't set the bro fro' comb in to the right directional angle, I had it on 23 degrees instead of the 12. Now it works, just came back from a hover board challenge with Marty

[@danixdefcon5]

***** You forgot to run the magic command LOAD "TIME HACK",8,1

[@BrianHennemuth]

danixdefcon5​ Yeah, I aswell noticed I was still running the Time Hack 7.9, but I upgraded. The new DOS interface looks much better on 8.1and is easier to use

[@MonokhromatiQ]

@2:44 *Fist pump* Neato. Definitely trying his best to hold himself back from laughing

[@kristina80ification]

I love this, there should be an entire series of this.

[@Toresdale]

7.66Mhz I'll take whatever he's having.

[@Eugenijus19]

My hair dryer is faster.

[@Toresdale]

Betcha the CPU is hotter though.

[@hameythehamster]

Babe ya' know that heatsink don't lieee ♪

[@semicharmedkindofguy3088]

Who all watched this in 144p like the lord intended

[@michieljames737]

Schrödinger's Persona Eye!

[@haizi7179]

lmaoo it's funny cause I actually did

[@sharif47]

Me me me... I'm actually on a budget internet.

[@thelankgod8073]

I believe you mean 240

[@sharif47]

The Lank God, nah! 144p is available as well.

[@sorenaespahbod7792]

WHERE DID HACKERMAN GO? click here to find out more... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fme9d617jJySh5Y

[@kunven]

2:43 you can see the actor almost can't take it anymore and he starts smiling a little bit, guess they really had a lot of fun making this

[@thelatenightguard7763]

I'm watching this in 2005!

[@epicbenstudios]

I didn't hack far enough into the future. I'm in 2003 instead. :(

[@tanknomaniac]

+BenmeierTV I'm in 2001...

[@richneuro6121]

+johnny Ybarra Greetings from 2034!

[@CARLOS-ij4vu]

CARLOS!

[@2goXD]

+johnny Ybarra I won't ruin your 69 likes so you have +1 here

[@an7r1x]

The "Where did Hackerman go?" link is dead. T.T

[@markrusso9427]

+AntriX Yeah I want to see more and the link is definitely down. :-(

[@ZuhayrSIslam]

+AntriX kungfury.vhx.tv/updates/hackermans-time-hacking-tutorial

[@krai]

Lol thats the joke

[@CARLOS-ij4vu]

CARLOS!

[@tdmisawesome]

+CrysisMan 101 I don't get it....

[@gnuPirate]

Holy cow i hope there is more of this. This is just top level production on every level, hilarious, and I am so keen to find out where he went

[@Nox-Eldar]

You need RAM lots of RAM at least 256 Killa-bites lol Hackerman is a boss, FACT

[@afallingtree9114]

*Hackerman, take me by the hand, lead me to the land of lots of RAM*

[@afallingtree9114]

Jeffrey Scott lmao

[@BenCos2018]

lmao

[@gamesonvhs5927]

With great processing power comes great responsibility.

[@facelessman9224]

KZbin: Hey, here's a 5 year old video. Wait.... Hackerman just arrive from the past and hacked KZbin to get this video recommended to everyone. Now.... It all makes sense.

[@BenCos2018]

Lol

[@khalilal-bukhari7042]

256 kilobytes? YOUR MADNESS WILL DESTROY US ALL

[@Coolkc456]

I think Hackerman hacked my heart...

[@itslenaenae4493]

Ew.

[@PygmalionFaciebat]

+Coolkc456 Aaw thank you

[@RiverX]

st-im.kinopoisk.ru/im/kadr/2/6/0/kinopoisk.ru-Leopold-Nilsson-2607810.jpg

[@OsyenVyeter]

you have seen the full "kung fury" movie from which hes from right?

[@Lolwutdesu9000]

Guys I tried watching this on my pc but I didn't have enough RAM and now my kernel has been corrupted due to the intense cpu output from all the hacking. Make sure to watch this with at least 64 kB.

[@Olivia-W]

Well, I had to pause midway because my cache buffer couldn't keep up with my hard drive rpms, and that led to my ram heating up and nearly exploding :).

[@nepnepnepnepnep]

insert witty cheesy hacking joke here

[@Wasmachineman]

I had to overclock my CPU to 900 MHz and get 256 MB RAM to watch this with subpar framerate, on a nearly 17 year old ThinkPad!

[@XSamsaX]

Thanks for the warning! Almost made a mistake here.

[@yeastyyeasty2168]

Can someone help my istone 3+ crashed and it said istone ran into a problem and needs to restart but my potato 3000 worked fine but the brickwall of time blocked it

[@crynetsilph2276]

It is so accurate to the 80s , even the Model M's buckle spring can be heard. It shows how much effort sandberg has put into this. ...Compared to billion dollar budget movies.

[@definitelynotrohan]

Ahem... Captain Marvel... Ahem..

[@redelpedron325]

2:35 Did he just typed "Access Granted"?

[@crownlessKingg]

I was wondering myself.

Yes, he did lol

[@Graberweg]

no he typed "Acces Granted"

[@JeeChristiansen]

3.5 floppy? Isn't that a 5.25?

[@PatrikLermon]

Jee Christiansen certainly

[@MrChompers100]

Jee Christiansen Yeah! You'd think a 1980s hacker of his sophistication would know the difference...

[@PatrikLermon]

No wonder he got lost... xD

[@Metodisten]

Might also be a joke on 80s movies where they never used the right terminology and always said wrong things about every thing. Specially in movies with computer talk. Wasn't it in War Games he said. "I can't read the drive. It has ben defragged."

[@xxGLhrMxx]

You didn't just try to correct Hackerman, did you?

[@JAKX091]

1:47 Hackerman plis

[@istoleurfaceha3527]

I read this as Hackerman Plus

[@redsquirrelftw]

Brings me back to ethical hacking class back when I took computer science. We raised enough money by 2nd semester to buy a modem for the computer lab. Fun times were had after that.

[@Amicus_Maximus]

IBM Personal Computer (PC) Model: 5150 Released: September 1981 Price: US $1,565 ~ $3,000 CPU: Intel 8088, 4.77MHz RAM: 16K, 640K max Display: 80 X 24 text Storage: dual 160KB 5.25-inch disk drives Ports: cassette & keyboard only 5 internal expansion slots OS: PC-DOS v1.0

[@Amicus_Maximus]

www.oldcomputers.net/ibm5150.html

[@hiitsmeagian1]

+Amicus Maximus damn, computers nowadays have 1000x that clock speed, and 1 million times as much ram...stuff has come far

[@Schnitz1]

+Kyle Frum Funny thing, the last ten years the clock speed has been standing still.

[@K4inan]

+Schnitz1 That's not true

[@Schnitz1]

+K4inan I have a P4 CPU with HT and over 3Ghz from 2004. Compared to previous raise in clock speed from 10+ years ago, the last years of CPU progress are embarrassing. Things have slowed down. Today, you do fine with a 4-5 years old CPU. In the late nineties, anything older than two years was considered unusable pretty much even for everyday use.

[@StricklandAssistantManager]

Now I know how to hack time! It took me long enough to figure out Peggy's computer, but now I've mastered it all.

[@louisschwer2249]

Terrific

[@MADMAX-gq3cv]

I sell propane

[@deadlightdrifter3462]

Hank hill how the fuck did i find you here i always find you i dont even know if i should keep mentioning it i first found you on stevie T's channel

[@sickmedia]

The 3.5" disk at 1:08 is actually a 5 1/4" disk. Now, how will I ever believe anything this guy has to say?

[@sirluis4972]

sickmedia bro it was hacked back in time that's why

[@bbeightynine]

Yup, reacted to that too! It's clearly not a 3.5 inch floppy disk - how did that one slip through? David is otherwise such a perfectionist!

[@VinzRex]

@@bbeightynine He actually explained in an interview that he got confused with American measurements. The video is below, the question is asked at 30:40. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqfEqpuNe813fpY

[@kriss3d]

Yes. I actually temever those disks. And computers actually having that kind of specs he mentions.

[@Ragingeek]

Wonder if he said that purposely, Hackerman would never make a mistake like that.

[@rifter4680]

Back to the future: uses some shit from a clock and some uranium Hackerman tutorials: a flopy disk and 256KB

[@skekze]

His dad used a raspberry pi & some leftover smoke detectors to travel back in time to father him from the future. Spoiler: It was bill gates.

[@lolihavenoclue5107]

When you type "Password" in password feild, and it works

[@twinkacast]

I'm GingeCastIsCool a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶'m̶ ̶a̶n̶o̶n̶y̶m̶o̶u̶s̶. R҉i҉s҉e҉ nah what you do is look up their Facebook and put the names of their dogs in.

[@ptabakis]

Where did Hackerman go link is in the future. Not created yet.

[@thec-m]

web.archive.org/web/20150601072420/www.vhx.tv/kungfury/updates/hackermans-time-hacking-tutorial Looks like it was a competition. I think a photoshop with Bill and Ted won.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@thec-m So he went into the past instead.

[@SetlingAxe]

The links doesent exists anymore What exists is the ZELDAS

[@cla1814]

@@thec-m cowabunga dude! those some mad Heavy Time Traveling skills! using the internet!

[@spaceforcememes8104]

@@thec-m You the real MVP

[@ethan5354]

I came looking for wallhacks and aimbot.exe - am I in the right place?

[@therwfer]

Nah man, you shoulda taken a left turn in Albuquerque. No problem though, just watch the tutorial and CTRL+Z your mistake!

[@kyt8863]

I remember this guy from middle school. He always talked about ninjas and kept throwing stars and nunchucks in his backpack. It's nice to know what happened to him

[@catfdo]

So, do you know where he is or you are just a normie like us?

[@johnswick1351]

​@@catfdoI think you mean when he is 😂

[@mstuomel]

You know him, sir?

[@Jcolinsol]

A) Matter can neither be created nor destroyed. B) Matter is simply energy reduced to a slow vibratory frequency. C) Computers run on energy, and communicate with binary code, which is merely a frequency pattern of 1's, and 0's D) Considering all of the above, we can safely assume that it is possible to, in-fact, _hack_ time.

[@donniedollarhidejr.2766]

Hi Hackerman, need some help. I've heard about a new operating system called MS-DOS. What are your thoughs about it?

[@DBAWESOMESAUCE]

S T I N K Y P R O P R I E T A R Y S O F T W A R E

[@StudioNetcom]

Shitty OS used by IT noobs ... Full of opened doors, at least it doesn't have any windows...

[@50MGG]

CP/M > MS-DOS

[@SeeJamesPaint]

MS-DOS will find it's true potential in the near future with the introduction of the super color computer TRS-80

[@jonatansaari2137]

@vt6688 Microsoft Disk Operating System New Technology ^^

[@racheledwards2605]

I'm strangely attracted to hacker man. Must be all that RAM.

[@knocks42]

Rachel Edwards It's because he touches your tralala, your ding ding dong

[@Americansikkunt]

^no

[@kinorai]

Remember though, with a lot of ram comes a lot of responsibility...

[@TheShadow812]

Rachel Edwards The actor who plays him is a professional model.

[@ronaldjohnson3575]

kinorai Hyatt thhyt? gnghhjhemhjjjj

[@joemaydaytv7354]

0:21 That's some quality typing 👌

[@tacokoneko]

hackerman's modem is where the science fiction starts, from his explanation the most technically accurate way you could say it is that his modem can connect to a network that spans across time, and that his 3d scanner device he puts the floppy disk on can facilitate teleportation via transmission of data over this network. maybe in the distant future it will be possible to teleport through time and space, but the calculations and technology required would likely be much to advanced and complex to even attempt to engineer control over with a very antiquated terminal like that

[@jerkchickenblog]

the fiction in his "science" starts way before that lol

[@tacokoneko]

jerk chicken what i mean is it's the first piece of hardware he introduces that couldn't actually exist

[@Remedynr]

are You guys really serious right now? ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD omg talk about clueless

[@tacokoneko]

yall think i'm dumb but dont even know what im talking about, stay classy

[@werumensium385]

you must be fun at parties

[@0NodMan0]

*_Good thing i still have a Powerglove, so I too can be da "Hackerman"._*

[@Jomster777]

I'm gonna tell my kids that this was our favorite show back in the day

[@Krystamyth]

Hackerman should have his own web series. What do you say, true survivors?