Haikyuu Texts: tsukishima is dRuNk?!

[@noyasvolleyball9829]

hey guys! just wanted to say that I'm bokuskaashi on wattpad and im currently writing a KuroKen fanfiction there. it would mean a lot if you give it a try (i follow everyone back btw lol)

[@iamh1124]

Me reading without any problem at all: 👁👄👁 *i am officially a god*

[@yamaguchietadashi5020]

I wish I have the power u have 😞

[@iamh1124]

@@yamaguchietadashi5020 COOCHIE MAN

[@yamaguchietadashi5020]

@@iamh1124 u just had to- 😭

[@iamh1124]

@@yamaguchietadashi5020 yESsiR

[@DMooe]

@@yamaguchietadashi5020 Yamacoochie uwu

[@sarahhh029]

*I'm still questioning why I understood everything Tsukki said.* *MA I TOLD YOU I COULD SPEACK GIBBERISH*

[@brooklynsedivy5952]

I could read everything Tsukishima said as well and that's because when your brain muscle adapts to reading full sentences and paragraphs of words you've seen those words before,so the brain unscrambles those words for you and you'll instantly know what it said. Which means you have a chance of a pretty high IQ level. People who don't have a brain muscle memory tend to be the people below IQ average.

[@itsaliii1442]

Well Tsukishima... Don't worry i- WHO I AM KIDDING GL, may you rest in peace

[@retinoue]

that’s how i normally type

[@sadtamikiamajiki1218]

Same

[@laimendoza5452]

💀💀💀💀

[@amenibenmoussa8433]

🤣😂

[@animeunicornfreak6633]

Same bruv xD

[@yyjwsjy]

😂😆🤣 same

[@Sho-jj1vh]

Me after tsukki sent a message in the wrong chat: *cough laugh* *cough laugh* *cough laugh*

[@yamaguchietadashi5020]

😂😂 are u alright hinata?

[@Sho-jj1vh]

@@yamaguchietadashi5020 No 😂😔

[@yamaguchietadashi5020]

@@Sho-jj1vh 😂😂😂 i hope u feel better lmao 😂

[@Sho-jj1vh]

@@yamaguchietadashi5020 Lol me too 😂

[@yamaguchietadashi5020]

@@Sho-jj1vh 😂😂😂 u need help? 😂😂😂

[@londynnrich1609]

i could understand every sentence perfectly.. Im a god

[@yorufukurou459]

😔✊

[@honeybeehols]

😔✊

[@sakurasasuki9351]

Same amae

[@Notmebutstillme]

Why was it the same with me ?😃✋

[@dragonpotions5360]

4:26 is how I feel after seeing the end

[@conaai2397]

Someone kill me rn I gonna die😂😂😂 When tsukki said he letf his glasses in yam house... Me:......oh i thought you two was doing......... OwO... My dirty mind is back😂😂😂😂

[@zusjessquadx5217]

R.I.P tsukishima you will never be forgotten

[@kaitoyeager5465]

Omg I can't I just repeat "tsukishizmak" Omg I can't 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Jade-br2hr]

Wha-

[@defnotsterling]

*Pfffffffffffffftttt-*

[@k3rmitth3fr0g9]

Tsukki why 😭😭😭

[@vampcash]

✨you are everywhere✨

[@Hi-ey7ve]

What did u do with Yamaguchi 😏😏

[@Jade-br2hr]

@@k3rmitth3fr0g9 i did nothing-

[@omnomcatjam]

I agree with the others that said thats how they usually type because thats how i type lol

[@coconivoco]

Bro this music is such a vibe 😎 Also congrats on 5 subs! I will be supporting you all the wayy!!💕

[@noyasvolleyball9829]

OMG TYSM 🤧❤️❤️❤️

[@avillathaliakimg.5953]

Suga also received punishment😂 And I saw that tsukishima😏

[@animeunicornfreak6633]

1:16 Pretty sure this is no legal age to drink but I’ll go with the flow uwu

[@EatFrozenPlastic]

Yeah there is?

[@EatFrozenPlastic]

In japan the legal drinking age is 20 or 21 apparently

[@hananuispencer2152]

Me: understanding what tsukishima said: MUM, AM I 50% PERCENT GIBBERESH

[@azulamyqueen4929]

I'm a great translator, but I cant translate some of those sentences-

[@cloudii4516]

Can you tell me what he said at 0:17 the "I'm jgo hour don"

[@azulamyqueen4929]

@@cloudii4516 hmm, "I'm jog hour down"?

[@cloudii4516]

@@azulamyqueen4929 oh ok, thx.

[@Yurishi123]

at the title tsukkishima is saying "Has anyone see my glasses" "I'm not drunk" if you guys are wondering

[@raesround7902]

Kuroo dragged me to the bar after we finished practicing TwT

[@tsukkiswisscheese5023]

The fact that I can understand every typos

[@SugawarasWifey]

Ok but the fact that I understood the drunk text scares me💀💀

[@ivy4753]

What did he say at 0:15? I could read all but that

[@kit9538]

Tsukkishima: Im just glad they didnt ask what i was doing at your house after practice Me: *ExTrEmE WhEeZiNg*

[@sharmainegomez3088]

Im getting off the internet, i understanded Tsukishima the whole time 😀👍

[@lavenderjade8]

omg i couldnt breath to funny i loved it thank you for the laugh! :D

[@lavenderjade8]

this is to funny im dying he cant type because...lmao and him going off line after..... i had to take a brake so i could breath then ill watch the rest :D

[@kyrraaxx]

not me vibin HARD to this background song 👺👺👺👺👺

[@NootNoot02]

That is exactly what my dyslexic friend reads everyday

[@thegrls5427]

I can speak drunk but tsukishima is in a whole new level where i cant even speak him

[@daijoubu4971]

Tsukk be like: oh to see without my eyes~~ ➖👄➖

[@nana2357]

THE END HAHAHAHHA

[@SugawarasWifey]

I haven't finished the video but I already know Tsukki just cant see because he lost his glasses lmfaoo

[@kezaranas9874]

Tea at first: ↗ but at the end:↘

[@touyatodoroki3480]

The entire time I was like: He lost his glasses didn't he 😑✌️

[@cheese992]

I swear me and yams did not do anything

[@yamaguchietadashi5020]

Y e s 🙃

[@Atlas_Moth]

Tsukki should have checked which chat he was typing in prolly😏😳🤣

[@sakurasasuki9351]

I understand him--- I- Hes not drunk-- HIS GLASSES OOP---

[@plantpotspepper]

Tbh I would be typing normally If I lost my glasses. I’ve memorised my keyboard I just typed that without my glasses-

[@sarahhh029]

*"Is that the only thing you two ever paid attention to."* *Correction: You three*.I'm here too 😃*

[@staraponte4405]

NOT THE END

[@kimpabroll4696]

Lol I got it from the very beginning 🤣

[@isabelsmith5592]

How blind is this man??

[@watermelonjuice-yb9uy]

a lot

[@watermelonjuice-yb9uy]

really blind

[@DulceMuris]

I love how in most of these texting vids there is Among Us music at some point haha makes me want to play o.O Is it weird that i can read what Tsukki is typing? lol

[@SugawarasWifey]

NAhhh same🙈🙈

[@strawbaeri9482]

tsukki wrong sent aaaaand i oop-

[@kenma9681]

He’s speaking gen z language

[@kimpabroll4696]

This was so funny omg lol

[@anonymouse3359]

Double plot twist uwu

[@kpopcenterfocus]

“talk”😏😏😏

[@fui-lycheegatcha9216]

I got it right. He didnt have his glasses 😎

[@jjdshhs9149]

Is this video inspired by "tooru's milk bread"? Cause that will be nice

[@MizunoHakashii]

Well FUCK I WAS EXPECTING THAT BUT WHEN HE SAYS THAT HE FORGOT HIS GLASSES I WAS LIKE OH THEY DIDNT DO IT THEN HE SAID IT TANAKA WE ARE RIGHT WTF

[@06067]

I understood it all.

[@Lmao-ip5uk]

lol. rip suga

[@biloghappy6044]

i understand the first thing tsukkishima was saying but the second and third one no .-.

[@ariixza]

I THOUGHT IT SAID DRUGS NOT DRUNK IN THE TITLE

[@talya.purple]

what did he sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy?😃

[@biloghappy6044]

i understand the first thing tsukkishima was saying but the second and third one no .-.