hajime on marriage

[@dylan-xg3pn]

hajime's ahoge was harmed in the making of the video

[@dylan-xg3pn]

L I E S

[@Cinnaschticks]

Warrior Pi-Face IT'S A FUCKING LIE- QUQ

[@jessiriesbeck4421]

*B U T T H AT S K A Y A Y D A Y S L I E I S N T I T*

[@weirdlittlecritter]

ahogay

[@michaljones8940]

*ITS A LIE*

[@victoriafoley6355]

My Komahina headcanon: They both suck so bad at cooking and while they're at it they start fighting and throw knifes and frying pans at each other.

[@georgegant4252]

Only Human Man i don't ships them but I would fucking pay for a picture of those two just throwing knives and pots at each other over the fact that they both can't cook

[@jessiriesbeck4421]

And that's why they always just have Teruteru cook for them

[@Galaxy-fe3op]

Ciel imitating Sebastian: *throws utensils around*

[@madarthivanki]

...That's me and my brother in the kitchen.

[@akinarii1]

It's funny but hajime does have pretty much have every talent known to man so he can probably cook

[@d.m.badger2155]

1:22 How Hinata REALLY got the ahoge

[@gabe8981]

*you solved the case*

[@michaljones8940]

*Ultimate detective is now you.*

[@jordanhanson9254]

Ladies and gentlemen, the protag. for the fourth game!

[@kotozaki-p]

D.M. Badger is the protagonist for Danganronpa 4!!!!

[@lostaccount8222]

**pulls out vacuum** time to turn you into the protagonist

[@artsyebonyrose]

IF THIS ISN'T KOMAHINA TO A T THAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

[@HowNowImichao]

........I just accidentally read your comment to the tune of Cupid’s Chokehold. So now my brain is stuck in “Take a look at my girlfriend; she almost vacuumed my ahoge off; all because of a chicken that I never freaking said I’d carve”

[@catbug8509]

*komaeda nonchalantly vaccums hinatas hair* “oH YouRe AwaKe”

[@trufflecrow]

komaeda's logic

[@cassie763]

Thats something I would do😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mar420.74]

sigh

[@trufflecrow]

@@mar420.74 OH YOURE AWAKE

[@werewolf4ghz]

*oH yOuRe AwAkE*

[@ArahabakinoKami]

I guess that´s why they haven´t married yet. They´re afraid of ahoge-killing vacuum cleaners and deadly greasy flying chickens.

[@maleaplayz9008]

Sounds legit

[@Slasher9485]

So the Danganronpa fandom is still going strong. Good to know I'm coming late to the party rather than missing it.

[@LenkuAlli]

Slasher9485 I keep it alive the best I can ❤

[@Nomarura]

Same here

[@BlueSpring3]

You think you're late? I finished the second game not even a month ago and played the first game less than a year ago. I haven't even gotten to the third game yet, though I'm planing to do that soon.

[@fbr1ckk842]

*oh hi, same*

[@BlueSpring3]

@@fbr1ckk842 your channel name...

[@DamiaBerry]

Even if it would make me gay, I wouldn't mind marrying Nagito

[@K0UPHORIA]

スノーフレーク same

[@mimikyu__-]

Even if it would make me straight, I wouldn’t mind marrying Nagito.

[@orangesundae8781]

sameee

[@hajimehinata6169]

same

[@michaljones8940]

I ship him to much with hinata

[@myachi_art]

I love how Hajime can fit so many comedian voices. 😂 😂

[@hajimehinata1108]

Ikr

[@ri____h3nr628]

@@hajimehinata1108 omg hey hajime hello what's up how you been?

[@imhungry9806]

i feel like this would actually happen between them but komaeda is literally just carrying on a joke (bcus we all know komaeda always makes jokes at the very wrong time) while hinata is genuinely stressed and with the part where komaeda tells his "version of the story" he's just telling what hinata experienced and he just tells these people to glare at hinata. just a concept u know

[@brandonwithnell612]

nah komaedas just monolouging about hope to them, their glaring at hajime wondering how he can put up with it XD

[@imhungry9806]

LOL TRUE

[@GhostGamerAce]

Jamison Fawkes I agree

[@autumnsplash4896]

Your komahina content will never not be my favorite.

[@nagitokomaeda1803]

Autumn Splash Good choice, my friend. 😊

[@The1andonlysharpshooter]

George Gant lol too bad

[@kcrusus]

Autumn Splash i had to read that three times

[@decristal48]

So you like it xd lol Ok, that's cool 😎😂

[@311dreamteam5]

Autumn Splash I was confused at first But I understand now-

[@frocl9108]

I should be asleep right now, but I'm glad I'm not.

[@undavid_]

Go back to sleep

[@butterfliege8240]

Lol I think they've already gone to sleep by now... xD

[@b-butwhytho7084]

*Vacuum noises*

[@pipsqueak6814]

4:25 “go back to sleep and s t a r v e”

[@alofii6106]

That actually fits Nagito though

[@thegrinchstolemyheart1462]

ILY

[@SnowTheFanOf7Games]

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

[@tracy321]

Someone Fabulous ah yes it is

[@justaduck3615]

WHAT A TIME TO BE DEAD

[@shsltrash6685]

OH GOD YOUR PROFILE PIC

[@kaori_hyacinthus4409]

Where has this fandom been all my life.

[@alofii6106]

I can’t believe I didn’t join sooner

[@ponygirl4441]

Same here

[@percyioukhnikov81]

@@alofii6106 same

[@dominiqued3683]

Same

[@hailstormprobably]

same

[@alpacahat6771]

nagito just casually going “oh, you’re awake.” after getting hajime’s hair caught in the vacuum and waking him up is honestly really accurate

[@Galaxy-fe3op]

1:00 YES! NAGITO IS HIS WIFE!

[@lioluv]

YES HE IS

[@idealistic6440]

I ALWAYS KNEW THAT NAGITO WAS BEST WAIFU.

[@eiswife]

@Chiaki Nanami No, I am not. At least not the last time I checked 😭

[@coralineferol1855]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[@hajimehinata1108]

Oh my-

[@kiwi2027]

I feel bad for the chicken

[@reddeath5791]

It got to fly for one last time

[@infamousrossii]

*this is the best thing i've seen all day*

[@sylvieshuu]

Nice going, Hajime XD This ship really needs some help from the Ultimate Cook

[@Fluhhber]

God is it wrong that I sat down and just benged all ur videos with a bowl of pop corn for like the billionth time? I swear to god my stomach almost fell through my throats and out my mouth I laughed so hard.

[@michaljones8940]

Your not alone

[@yuh8953]

Now THIS is relationship goals

[@ibvkiz9874]

If nagito was actually like this... *i would still want to marry him.*

[@hajimehinata1108]

Wtf he’s mine

[@meimzki5543]

Wtf mikan

[@hajimehinata1108]

@@meimzki5543 oh hey 🥵

[@ibvkiz9874]

@@meimzki5543 SHIT BYE

[@itsmadyry337]

Same

[@madarthivanki]

Nagito is just that strange roommate...or husband for you shippers and fangirls and fanboys.

[@stardustlizzie]

He is my husband

[@mokezhiyu]

@@stardustlizzie everyone knows hajime

[@simi5558]

@@thirdwheel9938 its common sense

[@fishiefish2249]

omg is that wen qing

[@teemingwithasininitea]

4:41 - If you pause at the right time, you can see the moment Komaeda is immediately filled with despair as the chicken just casually *bonks* him on the head.

[@rainbowmustachereviews]

What do you mean this isn’t canon?

[@charliechompies]

Now just switch the chicken with a baby Your welcome

[@rameball]

Then also instead of carve put change

[@harryd2433]

I cooked the baby now carve it

[@yasminegoat2923]

Harry D idk why but that made me laugh “

[@sarahtwitt]

I don't know how to carve a baby! -ibuki's next song?-

[@squidlikecookie7085]

*HAJIME GO CARVE THE BABY* It goes 1.. 2.. *boink* and the baby falls on the ground

[@MusicalInquisit]

*Spoilers (and over-used memes ahoy):* _On the meat bone._

[@tori2046]

Bruh your pfp is a dr3 spoiler lmao

[@tori2046]

@EcstaticShock i was joking chill

[@tori2046]

@EcstaticShock eh its fine :P

[@hajimehinata1108]

@Kazuichi Soda don’t drink any soda, Souda

[@certifiedobsessedtrash3410]

My Komahina headcannon: Nagito and hajime get super competitive when it comes to competitions when their paired together in a comedic way

[@semideadnat]

To me Hajime should have been the wife and Nagito the husband because to me that makes a lot of sense but then again this video makes more sense then Nagito's love for hope

[@edithaxm5296]

I officially love you lol this made me laugh so much

[@serenityskyeVT]

2 Years later and this fandom is still strong how

[@caffinaated]

Nagito: GIMME THE BIRD Hajime: NO I relate to this argument too much and I have no idea why

[@noodlethedoodle6174]

that’s slightly concerning

[@caffinaated]

@@noodlethedoodle6174 I’m aware

[@kanoodles1140]

2:30 Commence Scrum Debate! He said that vs he didn't say that GO!

[@hajimehinata6169]

This is canon

[@mylaaloy7899]

Glad to hear

[@MiuIruma]

The oj man said it himself

[@Xin.xx.]

@@MiuIruma exactly

[@iluvcxffee]

Yes this is

[@nagitokomaeda7255]

Ah yes Hajime the fool himself confirmed it

[@Nyappy4ever]

i can confirm this has happend

[@mollyblack541]

Well I hope your ahogé is fine.

[@tori2046]

Pfft

[@hajimehinata6706]

I can confirm that this happened as well

[@tori2046]

@@hajimehinata6706 your poor ahoge XD how long did it hurt for lmao

[@iluvcxffee]

I can confirm this as well

[@jeagerbombcaptaingoddamnle7008]

I'm laughing, crying and suffocating at the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tori2046]

I'm laughing, I'm crying, it feels like I'm dying

[@iolite1829]

*the most accurate komahina video*

[@KeeperOfUntoldDreams]

It would be funny as hell if it was Nagito and Junko, I love imagining them trying to live together.

[@stardustlizzie]

I think Nagito would kill her, he hates her

[@arielnatalene3006]

It would more of a chaos than him with Hinata

[@lizzyl9357]

I need to see this 😂

[@thegrinchstolemyheart1462]

NO BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF THOSE TWO FIGHTING OVER A CHIKCEN IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER THOUGHT OF

[@kaiixren]

i can imagine that nagito screams at hajime and hajime looks at him like "wtf r u fucking crazy"

[@kokichiouma9615]

*oh...your awake...* “Didn’t know that”

[@byakuyatogami5962]

"Oh, you're awake"

[@lovveeekill_]

BYAKUYA

[@byakuyatogami5962]

@@lovveeekill_ Do you need something?

[@kled788]

*give me that bird!* *give me th-* *no* *GIVE THA-* *nooooo!* *GIVE ME-* *NOOO!* *GIVE ME THAT BIRD!*

[@mollyblack541]

Nagito Komaeda why did you hurt his ahogé you demon

[@kled788]

@@mollyblack541 because he last night he was to tired and I couldn't give it a good succ......did you regret asking??

[@ingridlaunonen5640]

Komaeda the ultimate house waifu

[@PillowWantsSleep]

I don’t know what’s funnier- the fact that they’re danganronpa characters or the fact that the comedian is funny as hell

[@melinastoutt9319]

I can see Nagito as the crazy wife/boyfriend. I feel sorry for Hagime's ahoge. 😂

[@nagitokomaeda7255]

*"Hagime"* Ah yes we all love *Hagime*

[@melinastoutt9319]

Sorry

[@nagitokomaeda7255]

@@melinastoutt9319 nah it's ight lol

[@shycloud3492]

Why was I stuck on the fact that Hajime's above continuously lined up with the pillow

[@serena7819]

THIS FANDOM STILL ON LMAO YES QUEEN

[@AkiraADV]

i never thought i would see hajime and nagito fighting over a bird

[@dessahcherry]

hajime telling his friends about his traumatic session while sleeping

[@chanxesther]

PLS THIS IS SO FUNNY- AND THANK U FOR THE CLOSED CAPTIONS

[@cc_dp1463]

I love how nagito is so calm and hinata was just freaking out 1:21

[@Xin.xx.]

That called life

[@skibidikitten]

*O h , y o u ' r e a w a k e*

[@microzoftvamiraculousash1663]

I might be a Komahina shipper, but I’m just *W H E E Z I N G*

[@justanotherfangirl2398]

BEUTIFAL the subtitles replace wife with husband at 0:57 thank you to whoever did the subtitles

[@Awwtopsyy]

Personally I would have gone with hiyoko & fukuhiko for this (as a crack ship)

[@shoopidraws8935]

Wow that ship is almost as bad as the crack ship with Kazuichi and Hiyoko.

[@d.3578]

@@shoopidraws8935 KAZUICHI?!!

[@euncie444]

Shoopi Draws KAZU- WHAT

[@Maggot_Angel_Prince42069]

Step back I think I'm going to vomit

[@Boo-pm1wx]

@@shoopidraws8935 Wait that shit is real?

[@nnightmareg]

WHEEZE- THIS IS GREAT

[@neolexia57]

hajime throws chicken at nagito

[@cassandraa]

*”give me the bird”*

[@cartthemX3]

Y is nagito with a vacuum is the best thing I seen today

[@kaiixren]

WHY IS THIS CANON

[@lunaangelofdarkness1273]

I'm siding with Komaeda. Sorry, Hajime!

[@glitchyglitchy3925]

Normally I don't care for videos like this, but somehow I could absolutely see this scenario happening between them. I don't know what that tells me about their relationship.

[@Sulky_313]

Nagito:”oH yOuR aWaKe”

[@iivonx]

1:20 HAS ME LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT CATCH A BREATH- MY LUNGS HURT- 2:48 Looks like Nagitos about to punch Hajime 😂😂😂

[@candle_wax3807]

im here like 3 years late and its still funny edit (2024): I fandom relapsed and now I'm six years late and it's still funny

[@hajimehinata4326]

ding dong bing bong *a body has been discovered!*

[@cartthemX3]

Watching this a second time is the best thing I did- I can't stop laughing xd

[@Boyohboydoidoasmr]

how dare he throw that chicken at me though

[@Boyohboydoidoasmr]

But I’m sure it was for his hope. It was still mean though

[@Boyohboydoidoasmr]

Why are you not

[@Boyohboydoidoasmr]

@Brynn Hayward well you should let hope guide you

[@Boyohboydoidoasmr]

@Brynn Hayward don’t talk to me

[@stardustlizzie]

I did not throw it at you and you know it!

[@gemerald4518]

4:34 their doing the same pose lol

[@Foxglove-fw5mz]

*when it said roasted chicken i really thought it said roasted children*

[@grey5150]

i like never laugh at videos but i laughed out loud seriously.

[@tori2046]

I'm laughing, I'm crying, it feels like I'm dying

[@happyyurepi3784]

i'm dying auhahauhahaua

[@whitethunder9064]

Always love seeing Hajime and Nagito married. XP

[@user-qx9ws3bl3b]

I'm watching this at 3:00 PM....there is something wrong with me

[@frostidactal9125]

:D why is it bad at 3:00 pm?

[@itsaquagamer6101]

@Omega Chomper Maybe they meant A.M.

[@user-qx9ws3bl3b]

@@itsaquagamer6101 aw shidd im stupid ty for the correction

[@mayo3719]

4:41 I’m crying idk why this part is so funny

[@AKKIO_DEEZNUTZ-]

This is canon no one can tell me other ways.

[@lobsterfan]

I feel like I’ve been rejected in some way

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

This is what my dad would be like if he was a comedian.

[@ahcats6853]

Hajime is probably going to sue for the harm of his ahoge 😂

[@yelizavetashchur4310]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KEEPS LAUGHING AT 4:39

[@fionnawidyahartati8453]

Help I'm dying I can't stop laughin😂😂

[@LiviChannel]

1:21 NO NOT THE AHOGEEEE

[@mulduls]

Lol in an in-character tweet by Kodaka someone asked Nagito to make a Christmas cake (it’s the one that looks like a log I think?) and Nagito attempts to make it with nothing but whipped cream and pine cones. Yes, actual pine cones.

[@CARTO0NISHREAL]

I'm watching this at 5 in the morning, running on no sleep Laughing extremely hard while trying not to wake my parents up. Praise the Lord they didn't wake up and whoop my ass

[@Shrina_Dracis]

nice use of the male pronouns when the lines refer to the "wife" XD Love it.

[@RT-fz1wq]

THATS IT!! I'M SUBSCRIBING!

[@rengokumingi]

Lyds Ski You are everywhere, omigod

[@miasevilclonetookover2989]

I'm so glad I joined this wonderful fandom

[@Keplerite]

I can't believe Hajime threw the chicken at Nagito *smh*

[@laylahhhh777]

not cool, hajime.

[@nagitokomaeda4434]

*Bullying your husband who is clearly ALWAYS right? Not cool, Hajime* 😠

[@The1andonlysharpshooter]

I dont even know what to comment 😂😂

[@tacomeme429]

Hajime has grandkids?

[@ariannamiller3115]

just *"Oh, you're awake"*

[@altalia07]

i wouldnt mind marrying komaeda

[@allister321]

Can we call this a chicken fight

[@nintendikt64]

Turn Subtitles On.

[@c9nsor]

_GIVE ME THE BIRD_ *GIVE ME THAT BIRD*

[@arielnatalene3006]

1:33 RIP Hinata's ahoge

[@insertusernamehere3173]

This is so accurate and I love it.

[@goroakechi6126]

More and more franchises are based on the suffering of teenagers these days...