Hakari Went M.I.A. in JJK?!

[@anonymousidiot493]

Hakari trynna collect femboys like infinity stones, my boy ain’t fight no more at this point.

[@Mero_Oshiko]

FRR

[@WutuhmewonCat]

Uraume is a girl.

[@gustavosauro1882]

They are married at this point

[@Juunnnoooo]

Uruame has no confirmed gender and kirara is trans

[@shmigglewiggle5739]

​@Juunnnoooo we got the fun police here

[@Little-Sheturs-guide]

Uruame has been hit with the information of hakaris domain expansion so many times that uruame has received infinite void levels of brainrot

[@Jackyfro]

crazy

[@braedenmu5380]

Domain Expansion: Infinite Vegas

[@The.Kiln.Of.Darkness]

​@@braedenmu5380 I like this better

[@yargolocus4853]

oh yeah it DOES activate the guaranteed hit effect every single time it is used. It replays the full explanation as if you didn't know anything about it at all.

[@CircusFreakyt]

​@@yargolocus4853 infinite info 😭🤑

[@zineprixmenu4373]

Bro ran off with urame to get married in malaysa

[@gurdeeprana-yg3tc]

Reasonable

[@asimplefan2289]

Isn't he dating Kirara tho?

[@zineprixmenu4373]

@@asimplefan2289 femboi harem lock in

[@IMSAYINGNO7864]

@@asimplefan2289 gotta catch them (the femboys) all🙊

[@briantarigan7685]

Damn, boy chose to go off the most remote places imaginable by man

[@averageinternettroll]

Cant wait for chapter 277: "the wedding between foes"

[@User-10V4]

Mad funny, but I’m left here wondering why this has No replies 😭

[@thatSmartKid3214]

Nice one!😂

[@nebulashitpostprodubtions5971]

Hakari convincing the most downbad follower Sukuna could have would be wild ngl

[@mangareader288]

Mf listened to the voices💀

[@SlowlyEdits1]

Damn...

[@Karimfarhan5188]

I mean uraume is his type 💀

[@thecia9498]

Uraume strikes me as rascist tho lol

[@eternal__sanctuary3823]

​@@thecia9498 Yeah I feel the same oddly enough 😂

[@thecia9498]

@@eternal__sanctuary3823 Yeah I mean it makes sense, they're a cannibal, murderer who serves a litteral demon. 💀 Probably doesn't have the best moral compass and no way hakari is being chosen over sukuna. That's like saying you could steal LeBrons girlfriend.

[@eternal__sanctuary3823]

@@thecia9498 perfect analogy 💀😹

[@laboriousjourneyfanreal]

I mean this youtuber keeps yapping

[@refrqction]

hakari and uraume quickly putting their clothes back on after the panels finally switch to them:

[@IGGA_74]

Nahhhh

[@Rattle-Bones]

Yes. They had. S3X.

[@akanabahi]

Hakari need bros joystick

[@stanshatter3875]

He's up in Urame like he's at the casino hitting a jackpot from each climax.

[@TomasBregman]

😭

[@Woobss]

ngl shes probably tweaking after the 4182nd consecutive jackpot

[@Nebulae_Aka_Jr]

​​​@@Woobss İ thought he was at 5000s

[@Woobss]

@@Nebulae_Aka_Jr nah give it a chapter or two he'll get there

[@Nebulae_Aka_Jr]

@@Woobss ok

[@RandomShenanigians2]

We all know what Hakari is really doing 💀

[@h_ngm4n]

You wildin 😭

[@user-pu9zi9tg1s]

Bros be hitting jackpots, and urauma is going insane

[@Takuradiorr]

Nah that's wild 😂

[@RyTheGuy713]

@@user-pu9zi9tg1she’s hitting uruame’s jackpots from behind

[@Zengard999]

⁠Let’s be honest, they are probably out on multiple dates by now

[@Handyboi143]

He is busy rizzing uraume🗿

[@RandomShenanigians2]

I didn't know Emo Tamir liked Hakari too! 😃

[@doronsworld]

Is this my epithet now? 💀

[@RandomShenanigians2]

@doronsworld I don't know what a episode prophet is, but yes.

[@animeisgood655]

An ephitet is like a nickname you know someone for, like Luffy being called "Straw Hat"​@@RandomShenanigians2

[@RandomShenanigians2]

@@animeisgood655 Thx

[@RandomShenanigians2]

@@doronsworld So yes it is

[@dspace4514]

Imagine Gege just goes 'Oh you want to know what is going on with Hikari? Well then the next 6 chapters are just going to be what Hakari was doing throughout the entire fight'

[@jorienwachukwu466]

I wouldn't be surprised

[@mufasa5288]

Jjk fandom would mald if this happened

[@Monkeylighthouse]

​​@@mufasa5288nah I'd send death threats -the entire fandom if that happens

[@redrangerpanda]

Id be hyped for it just for mare Hikari shinanigans

[@redrangerpanda]

Also it would be infinitely better than 3/4 of the Shinjuku showdown anyway

[@Snoopdog2034]

I have a valid theory for why none have them have actually gone for the kill on eachother and stayed away. In my opinion they're both just fighting, not fighting to kill. They're stalling eachother. If Hakari were to lose, Uraume would go back to Sukuna and be a major threat for what's left of Jujutsu High. If Uraume loses, Hakari goes back and becomes a major threat to Sukuna as he's one of the stronger few sorcerers that Jujutsu High has left. So Uraume is fighting defensively, and Hakari is fighting defensively - none are fighting for the kill because if they pull a risky move, that could lead to their own death and then it's game over for either of their sides. On the note of Hakari getting a jackpot, it's likely Uraume would swap from fighting defensively to running while throwing meaningless attacks to keep Hakari's attention so he doesn't just run off to fight Sukuna This explains their long absence (Unless A: They were both offscreened... or B: They got eloped and ran away to get married adding one more androgynous person to Hakari's collection)

[@deffry1555]

Hakaris all about risky moves tho

[@Snoopdog2034]

@@deffry1555 I feel like he's smart enough to know that he's better off just stalling uraume than risking the fate of the entire world like he loves risks but he isn't exactly stupid

[@Mewkuna]

Surely if he just hit a jackpot he could pull off a risky move without the risk though

[@R0B0GAMEIR]

At this point I’m convinced hakari is clapping Urames ice cold cheeks

[@Kriegsploink]

**CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH** YEOOOWCHHHH

[@Nath-sj6mb]

​@@Kriegsploink ayo 🤨📸

[@Perfect_CeII]

They gotta have a bakery surpassing femkuna

[@MarkoEdwards]

@@Nath-sj6mb Sukuna finna find out Uraume is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with Hakari.

[@Nath-sj6mb]

@@MarkoEdwards then hakari is getting the back shots from sukuna to

[@hydrocraft9980]

The Brazilian backshotter himself

[@giovanniamaral7745]

True

[@agent5778]

Simply put, GeGe wrote him off so he wouldn't be able to come back in the story and turn the tabels on Kuna.

[@robinnandtheprophett]

yep

[@Starlight-vo9ls]

Why did bro write “GeGe”

[@agent5778]

@@Starlight-vo9ls Because of this Fandom, the brain rot has caused me problems with spelling.

[@IMSAYINGNO7864]

What if uraume got off screened instead? Or maybe they just made a little family for themselves and went to live at the mountains and they have 5 children

[@mehhtep7002]

Plot twist: The Jujutsu Kaisen was actually just Hakari retelling the story to his 14 grandchildren

[@IGGA_74]

​@@mehhtep7002wat da fak 😂😂😂😂

[@jimkas3606]

​@@mehhtep7002next chapter is going to start with Hakari saying "I never learned how the fight against Sukuna ended, me and your mother were already on our Honeymoon"

[@MalanjoTheMonkey]

“They” 😭😭

[@KanohiTryna]

​@@MalanjoTheMonkey Yeah it's they, Hakari and Urarame are two separate people my dude. A gambler and cook wife.

[@jaydenteevinjay3563]

Latest chapter: Hakari and Uraume’s son

[@KotoBeFr]

Hakari is giving her relentless gambler backshots

[@KanohiTryna]

Sukuna's chef is the one getting cooked now 💀💀💀💀 Also... INB4 ppl come in with the "erm acushally, it's they" comments instead of saying something meaningful

[@frozenburrito2.087]

Uraume and Hakari prolly setting aside their differences and having a lovely picnic or something at this point

[@Jet-Steam-Gray]

I need a panel of Hakari hiting a Jackpot and Urame annoyed and exhausted saying "This is the 274th time, will you please stop?"

[@hal0byte]

Uraume: “D3” Hakari: “Miss”

[@NewAccount-w9b]

I'm a time traveler from the future, and I can confirm that as of chapter 278 we have gotten the conclusion of Hakari vs Uraume.

[@omlg2021]

When Gege doesn’t kill characters he just forgets about them, that simple.

[@_katan94]

I'm convinced he's just expanding uraume's domain

[@un.argentino.mlp_fan]

And then hakari appears out of nowhere with a unconscious uraume over his shoulder.

[@Sun_Rockk]

To who anyone who loves Hakari's toxic love for Gambling there's a anime based on Gambling which is called Kakegurui

[@Kollatheral]

No.

[@Partygoer76452]

I swear Hakari change his hair color every 4 minutes and 11 seconds

[@avengerk7051]

imagine jjk ends and when people ask about hakari in an interview he goes "who the hell is that?... oh yea that guy"

[@cyaneetnoodlesmaker2251]

A bunch of paimon being food in a second is a good joke

[@Glitched872]

😂

[@Carl_Isaiah]

Ikr

[@frost1898]

hes good at gambling but failed the gamble of being in the recent chapters

[@sparkydablaze]

Im actually hyped for Hikari in the anime tbh I don’t have much access to the manga (I have Volumes 1 and 16, + the guidebook) but all the things I’ve heard about him are positives ✨ Also love his design, idk why but the faint mustache just adds a kind of charm I can’t explain 😭

[@_Peanut_butter_714]

It’s not an addiction it’s a dedication 🙂‍↕️👍

[@IguanodonSoup]

*for the past eight months* uraume: D3 hakari: miss

[@annamascha2939]

Maybe the real Kinji Hakari was the friends we made along the way

[@morganelli0t]

Uraume is trying to keep her sanity intact after listening to admiring you for 259th time for 25 chapters

[@CrunchMunchzx]

Hakari out here tryna shoot his shot mid fight while Yuta dreaming about Maki on field

[@the_honey_bagel199]

"You just got lucky" "Lucky? To me that's the biggest compliment!"

[@flawedandnotperfect]

Uruame: you asking about him WHATTA BOUT MEEEEEEE

[@officiallytheshadowknight]

Atp the story bout to end before that damn fight is over

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

he's still just stalling that's like the entire reason he's there his technique makes him literally the best at stalling

[@Ome-h9q]

Uraume and hakari might started a family at this point

[@garry_the_larry5118]

He’s collecting femboys to trick sukuna leading to the king losing the will to live

[@DVDhatesCDs]

Hakari needs those jackpots to recover from the countless backshots he is giving to uraume 😭

[@alessiosong2816]

Nah bros 100% offscreen getting a jackpot everytime

[@shiomacias3509]

I just love when they say hakari is there spirit animal

[@faizalzanjaya3056]

Hakari just keep hitting jackpot and keep vibin

[@Isaac19editzz]

Hakaris back in the new chapter for like 4 panels…

[@DaxIery]

that nah id win face is just like the thumb pose in dbz

[@Justarengokucosplay]

This got me looking up at the sky screeming WHY GEGE WHYYYYYY

[@Edited__user__5]

Gojo : Nah I'd win 🧏🏻‍♀️ Uraume : Nah we'd win 💀

[@idontknowsoguess]

Nah bro Uraume and Hakari are gambling in a casino rn 😂

[@KanohiTryna]

Uraume is riding on that one hope that if she wins at all, Hakari will stick to his word and let her open her domain on his ass.

[@ToonishB3]

This is similar to when yuta was in Africa chillin with Miguel while everyone was getting packed up.

[@Liberation-ke2wv]

Hakari as a spirit animal is so real

[@user-nr1jw1qy9p]

Hikari been rizzing uraume trying to complete his femboy collection.

[@sideshowanti2200]

Imagine if Takaba just pops out with a "Wouldn't it be funny if.." after Sukuna finishes off the last fighters

[@RipAnimeSavge]

Hakari never learned reverse curse technique but the infinite cursed energy made his body use it after getting a jackpot

[@trevorcaft]

Yeah, he’s probably my favorite character

[@OMGitzDrizzle]

Bro was just getting freaky

[@user-ds5up9dd4k]

Hakari is my favourite character in jjs and it’s very sad to hear the news that he’s off screen, so sad 😞

[@aspabr]

For those curious “isso acaba aqui” means “this ends here” in Portuguese

[@stavros8808]

hakari and uraume puting their clothes back on every time we see them

[@Sukuna_Ryaomen]

She just mad cuz gojo hit her with the “And who the hell are you?”

[@dr_goofy]

"We've won" yuji coming in the domain expansion sukunaer

[@Ahmet-vy9fc]

Bro is the ultimate gambling card

[@jaimykun8195]

Can't wait for that hakari special series. 'jjk:the loving days between foes' fr

[@Hazard-studio]

It's been 20 days after this video and he hasn't returned

[@MdotKlickz]

He definitely still alive they just been chatting and having tea or something for the last however long

[@GarlicRoll]

Hes not dead bro trust me😔🙏

[@Diff_qtaro]

Hes still frying urames brain like crocodile asking luffy why he gets back up after dying everytime

[@yam-w2x]

It's not obsession it's dedication

[@uchihabredshadow5303]

After sukuna died uruame disconnected form the sukuna servers

[@rickmanng5578]

Hakari AKA the King of gamblers 😎

[@bfuryy]

Im honestly gonna lose it if we don't get at least a 10 min fight dawg.

[@KanohiTryna]

I imagine if Urame really tried the "Nah, I'd Win" face she is the one getting offscreen. The battle is gonna end and it will just cut to Hakari rubbing his victory in over Urame's bisected corpse

[@user-ud2oz3hk2t]

We love him. He has a gambling addiction and a they/them daddy. Go and slay king.

[@joel477]

He was boogie woogied away with everyone else

[@HiHi-tj7ke]

He is either hitting jackpot or uraume from the back

[@XenoBlade-dk5lo]

"Throughout gambling and winning, I alone, am the Gambler one"

[@Isolated_editz]

Nah bruh he didnt get offscreened he just uhh went gamblin

[@Mantellect.]

When you realise that the Hakari dance is completely fanmade

[@INotJakeYT]

Hakari laughing as he used domain expansion for the 50th time… Uruame: ARe U F$CKInG KIdDing ME🤬

[@pickle3219]

hakari hitting his fifth jackpot offscreen:

[@charm6598]

Urume and Hakari took a trip to Los Angeles for a date at their casinos and they procceded to gamble for 8 months

[@user-zh2rm9wi9r]

He is off somewhere dancing to phonk music 😅

[@jef_Tsbg]

Imagine if Hakari comes back in the latest Chapter of jjk and says - Nah, I'd Gamble-

[@-UnKnOwN6-]

Nah Hakari is just Clapping Uraume's Cheeks the entire time😂

[@Nobara_one_eyewatermelon]

Doron: i miss you hakari Hakari: Lets Go Gambling🤑🤑🤑

[@ThatPiggyPlayer0]

Managing to hit a gojo face while mid fight is crazy

[@I_am_steeeeeve]

Imagine that jjk ends and in the final chapter yuji walks around the city and sees uraume in normal clothes and hakari walking out of the store with bags and they both hold hands 🗿

[@zachary8384]

Hakari and Uraume playin' uno

[@AlexisLachance-kd4tf]

They NTR-ING suluna

[@anasaliyow2838]

Suluna 💀

[@Captain_bay]

I refuse to believe that hakari is dead till I see it with my own two eyes

[@Morfes-sw5un]

Well… if we’re unsure who’s going to win… I will always bet on Hakari!

[@CorvusTheNerd]

Bro ran off with Uraume to live happily ever after.

[@deadwrong283]

I'll leak Gege's ip if he dares to kill my gambling goat OFFSCREEN.

[@Divinity-t4i]

Everyone says he's taking forever to show back up but can we just take a moment to congratulate that he is by far the greatest staller in anime history tho, he outdone his goal, now he just has to win

[@SadCatAnimates]

Hakari will fall into a pool of his own blood. But he will live.

[@BreadMeatCheeseTomatoBread]

“I can’t stop winning! I can’t stop winning! I can’t stop winning”

[@nombana383]

The Hakari's fight is the friends we made along the way

[@n8blank]

He gotta do some explaining to Kirara