Hakka mama was SO LATINA for THIS! (EN sub)【Holostars EN |Banzoin Hakka】

[@Fanimati0n]

Listening to Hakka's adolescent adventures is so fun. He tells them so well

[@yaqigi]

this is the most broke teenager thing ive ever heard in my life i remember being like that oh my gooood

[@jax6943]

No because dude, these stories are legit the quintessential LATAM experience as a teenager. You had to pray that your measly data plan could last you the whole week, otherwise you would have to think outside the box to get proper wifi 😂 It was a STRUGGLE

[@LuckOfTheDrawReborn]

The crazier part is like, most public establishments in the US aren't stingy about you coming in to use the Wi-Fi. Hell at Wal-Mart there isn't even a password, just turn the Wi-Fi on and it connects. Changing the password every day is NEXT LEVEL petty.

[@Circ00mspice]

The culture shock of getting mobile data in the Philippines. Philippines truly is the Mexico of Asia

[@laquedibuja2003]

a mi me dieron telefono a los 19☠☠☠

[@Liddo.]

I like the part he F-bombed when the receipt was for the wrong day

[@RollingBlocks]

Thanks for the translation. Hearing these stories are so hilarious

[@mayushark5609]

Thanks for watching! There are more stories lmao

[@kokorochacarero8003]

Every latam kid with the 5Gb plan got a free ticket to anxiety every time youtube forced auto quality on us. If for whatever reason they decided to pull a sneaky on you and set your quality to 720+ and you didn't notice then you could kiss your data plan goodbye in a single afternoon

[@squashn.695]

Getting a 720p ad must be hell.

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

@@squashn.695 thats why we opt for brave (and revanced) to not waste data from ads (at least make those free of charge to watch???)

[@VexValac]

Bruh, I felt his pain lmao As a lower-class citizen in latam, you gotta make shit work one way or another xD

[@FausFaustius]

god I remember internet plans were fucking expensive 15 to 20 years ago

[@zephshoir]

Es que sientes la sangre latina en este clip, magnifico!

[@natheingles]

Estás historias me regresan a mi época del instituto, yo me robaba el WiFi de un Cyber café jajaja me duró como un año el Hack

[@seraphina8535]

his adolescence was full of epic adventures, i respect him o7

[@mayushark5609]

He has some wild stories lmao, the Spanish zatsus unleashes him fr

[@danielbruceagra9022]

"epic", my brother in Christ, this is shit, I hope no children experience this again

[@hanisu93]

Hakka's experience is everyone's experience back then who came from a not wealthy family. If his is about internet, then during my time it was about sending sms. Each provider has different rates and sending sms from one provider to a different provider will have different charges for each pages of sms sent. I had to carefully word my sms so that it can be sent within 10 or sometimes 5 messages only. And it was to my friend. Using my parent's phone. The 3310 one. During school holiday. Hoooly shit those days...When it was internet time, I also have the experience of going to fast food restaurants or mamak restaurants to nick their internet. Sometimes just sitting in the parking lot inside our cars and do our homework. Internet plans were expensive and is actually still expensive these days. What the hell, Malaysia.

[@mayushark5609]

Latino bros 🤝🏻 SEA bros

[@zawarldo]

SEA bros +1

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

MALAYSIA??? i thought you guys have the same speed as singapore thats nuts

[@GoldenPeaches]

That one pointed, "FUCK" 😂

[@Kokuki39]

The struggle was for real real 😭 Internet was so bad in the 2000s but holy

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

internet was SLOW, but somehow the best era of the internet compared to... uhh whatever this is *cocomelon brainrot*

[@sefatsilverlake3816]

03:28 Bruh this reminded me of Sr.Pelo icecream story so much hahahah

[@GoldTegu]

As a fellow latino, I feel deeply related to this thin anime morrillo

[@KanadetheGravekeeper]

La experiencia latinoamericana®

[@2D.Dewieee]

Hearing this made me realize how spoiled I am... Respect to Hakka bro o7

[@wHy_575]

He is so valid even on 2023

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

Gracias por llevar esta anécdota a otros idiomas❤❤

[@mayushark5609]

Gracias por el apoyo c: 🫡

[@squashn.695]

This is bringing me back. In high school I had $10 PAYG credit each month; $5 used for a 250MB add-on, the rest of the $5 was budgeted for talk/txt. I was INCREDIBLY excited when I saw a $15 1GB, with 200 mins standard talk and unlimited standard sms.

[@mistakemono]

Si tuviera su sabiduría me hubiera ahorrado fortuna de ir al cyber... Gracias por el clip!

[@mayushark5609]

Gracias por verlo! 🫡

[@franks777_KFP]

Man, now i have this image in my head of a crow and two raccoons (hakka, poko, snuffy) digging for WiFi passwords in the trash bin 😂

[@SilentStormfall]

Thanks for translating!!! Glad he found the meta, limited data plans go so quick...

[@mayushark5609]

Thanks for watching!

[@DarkGellidous]

Me encanto el letrero de no se fía, a la par que el chat pregunta que a como el cilantro.

[@makoroniinapot]

TYSM for always translating!!! I appreciate it sm :’)

[@mayushark5609]

Thank yous for watching! c:

[@alexandriaorcld6365]

this is so real, damn

[@kairi_415]

Thank you for the translations!!! It was so nice to hear more about birb's experiences.

[@riyah9999]

Hakka so cute

[@cheetahgabriella]

Ah, the nostalgia! I don't remember if my issue was that I had like, 1GB or 10 GB (I don't remember exactly, I do remember I thought it was too little) but I remember being so jealous that a cousin that went to public school (I was a private school kid jkjkjkjk) apparently had unlimited data plan and when I asked my dad he refused xd It took until I got to college for him to finally agree to pay me an unlimited data plan (don't remember if Sis already had one having already been in college or if also he started paying it for her at the time).

[@ElEscolta]

Latam moments indeed, i didn't have data plan until my last year of highschool, and even then just by loading one site it would consume half of it, all the money i received was just for taking the bus, at least the tickets where cheap because of student rates.

[@mayushark5609]

I still don't have a plan to this day 💀

[@apilgrim6907]

Great work on the translation! Hakka is definitely a real one.

[@HudaefCares]

I still live like that. Unlimited data is so pricy (899php) so we made do with a "2gb per day plus 24gb data" plan, but that's kinda pricy too (499php) so we stopped for a bit, but luckily the 24gb stacks as long as you don't let it expire, (when you renew your plan the expiry is updated too) so we currently have the "1gb for social media apps and 4gb data" plan (299php) in addition to the data we already have. My solution is to just watch in 144p. I'm on mobile so pretty doable. Data saver mode on, so at the most the video plays on 360p. Btw I'm not the only one using this plan, there's 3 of us sharing it. 144p is crap but it's better than nothing.

[@flame9937]

I still live like that lmfao. Parents got me a phone with a prepaid sim without data during my mid teens because they believed it wasn't needed. I've carried that dataless prepaid sim from teens into adulthood and still use it to this day. I'm definitely a wifi hunter, but that's only in rare occurences (usually emergency googles) and has never been worth getting an actual plan (also I hate monthly subscription based payments). My parents all those years ago likely realized I was never going to use my phone much to begin with (which they were absolutely correct about) and made the right call, which led to me now being used to it and saving money on a data plan.

[@mayushark5609]

I'm the same lmao, to this day I still am a WiFi hunter 💀

[@darkeye457]

Hakka me hace ver lo privilegiado que soy, porque vivo en una farmacis que vende saldo, asi que nunca me falto internet ni datos porque mis padres siempre tenian a la mano los telefonitos para darme recargas, desde la comodidad del holgar

[@mayushark5609]

La tuvo fácil padrino 🫠

[@zenaneah]

This is so relatable. Back then in our school too not everyone gets to have a book. So for those that I dont have I will borrow from the library and write down everything I need on my notebook. As for the internet, I dont have a phone until I was already graduating college. Fasting days are sooooo awful just to save a few money for internet.

[@yeehaw5192]

él diciendo “cipote” me da tanta risa 😭😭 el es tan centroamericano no puedooooo elle recuerda a mi infancia 🥲

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

Reaaaaal

[@DoctahWAAwee]

Man these stories bring me back.

[@igloo_igloo]

Thanks for the translations!

[@mayushark5609]

Thanks for watching! :3

[@lins_z2]

Man, me hizo recordar cuando estaba en el colegio, y mi mamá no me tenía internet en la casa, y me agarraba a cualquier wifi gratis que me encontrara. Una descarga de 80 kbps era rápido, y el de 200 kbps era la bendición de diosito. Pero tenía que estar en un ángulo exacto de mi habitación jajaja. Imma translate if anyone wants to read this in English lol. Reminds me when I was in school still, and my mom didn’t want us having wifi in the house, so I had ro grasp into whatever free wifi I could from my neighbors. 80kbps download was fast and the rare 200kbps was god sent. But it has to be in an exact angle in my bedroom lmao. Nowadays I am the one that pays for the internet in my house.

[@Elit3Blaze]

The KFC wifi arc. Nice.

[@smokeyc21]

Thanks for the translation

[@mayushark5609]

Thanks for watching c:

[@aletz43]

hakka le sabe al desmadre jajaj

[@rin_etoware_2989]

the unexpected origins of Yatogami Hakka

[@nerak.mp4]

Hakka me hace tan feliz skfjdjdjd 😂😂😂😂😂

[@The_TequilaGundam]

Humilde el gran Hakka

[@NessaHD]

Thanks for the clip!

[@mayushark5609]

Thanks for watching!

[@kurokaiden1083]

Joooooooder. Tremenda vida de pillo el Hakka

[@porygonL]

I feel this

[@KaagKagamine5]

Y yo que pasé años sin saber cómo diablos usar el wifi publico

[@asteleda]

Just a little note here 3:31, the word "cipotes" is used as a slang for "you guys; y'all" to refer to a group of friends, it is not a slur or a cuss word for us so I feel like putting it as "mfs" isn't right, though it does get the job done.

[@kanawuaty]

"Cipotes" y/o "guirros" En Honduras lo usamos para referirnos a niños.

[@natheingles]

Cipotes = children Is a Centroamerican slang.

[@UsadaKensetsu_Mercenaries]

Eh i can relate with my childhood but change the receipt for wifi with food. We're so broke back then lmao. Nice Haikal.

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

Hakka mapache canon😂

[@jineteporcinor.k.3050]

A saber cual era el cambio en esa epoca del Peso Xenocuniano

[@localpuppyboi9363]

omfg same, but i used to use those apps that could decypher the passwords. but also i did the same thing with my money hes so me

[@GoldenPeaches]

Since he was working off of 3G, there's no way those apps existed, back then, trust me. 😂

[@neshugg9486]

​@@GoldenPeachesin old school wi fi protocols there was an encription that wasn't so safe. So there were some tools abusing that one. You just had to be lucky to find a place that was still using it. I dont remember much but I think the password was included in the data packet and the program just had to grab a few and start cracking.

[@GoldenPeaches]

@@neshugg9486 I doubt a high schooler would have known any of that.

[@AngellishV]

Justo en la adolescencia y el tercermundismo.

[@Alexandrites]

he is like me fr fr

[@uzanamenecro7005]

Grande el niño pollo.

[@Jess-xc1pz]

Yo así lo mismo pero en el McDonald's 😂

[@JpgSilent]

we need a holoES

[@Numba-3]

¿Estamos seguros de que este tipo es japonés? Esta anécdota se siente más latina que qué se yo xD

[@jonathanladino3110]

Es latino. Hasta donde parece vive en un país latinoamericano o vive en una parte de estados unidos donde se habla solo en español, porque parece por los videos que hace que su mamá no habla inglés.

[@pleasesteponmeladydimitrescu]

IS HE SALVI?

[@jixsungiee]

BRO HES LATINO?

[@pootr0st69]

It’s crazy to me that seniors in some countries got an allowance from their schools😭 I’ve been working since I was 13

[@telldo8016]

Can't say I can relate to this, the first time I decided to buy a smartphone and I had a data plan (2-3GB/month, Italy) I was around 20yo because my parents forced me to lol

[@kurokaiden1083]

Joooooooder. Tremenda vida de pillo el Hakka