HAL SPARKS MEGAWORLDWIDE : THE END IS NAHHHHHHH

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[@DavidSmith-xs3or]

The End is NAHHHHHH! could be a fun t-shirt. Love the WKRP t-shirt. It was one of the coolest TV series of the eighties.

[@brucebaker810]

One of the coolest series of the 80's _if you've ever wondered._ 🎶

[@withfootnotes]

"...Elon Musk is...the Art of the Deal of technology" PERFECT! 👌😗

[@PeaceProfit]

So... $30,000 robots are going to replace $200 dishwashers and $30 voice activated TV remotes and that leads to extinction by dumbing down humans who no longer know how to wash dishes or work a TV remote, which the robot could show them how to do if they asked it. 🤷‍♂️ 👣🕊👽

[@georgeallison3629]

Pim Tool appears to be allergic to something...

[@gravydog88]

He’s allergic to intelligence. Also hair on his head

[@RogerPeet]

Recently, they asked Thump about if he will go to jail, he said, "I have sort of a pretty good idea"

[@lissainkd2580]

Speaking of Elon~ I saw one of his trucks in traffic in Honolulu today, and it was ugly!!! VOTE 🌊🌊🌊 2024

[@seahwk17]

IQ is an ability quotient not what your intelligence is

[@paulinemckenny]

Always nice to see Hal❤

[@DavidSmith-xs3or]

Stevie " Three-Shirts" has cut down on his layering. Now, he just has a t-shirt underneath a button-down casual.

[@lydiadevries8408]

A million years from now people will wonder how we survived in this primitive time.

[@56nickrich]

That was a lot of fun!🥰👍🏻

[@clintonharrison4840]

He's look cleaned up probably getting ready for his audition in prison so he doesn't get a rough looking husband.

[@aquajaws]

So…we need to get dozens of cameras to install around Tim’s house…and add a bucket of rocks…and then all of us walk by randomly throw them toward him outside…then run the results through AI and see who hits a double zero?

[@aquajaws]

Double zero == Tim First issue…can we aim? I’m guessing Tim’s house will lose

[@aquajaws]

Second…I’m guessing he has trouble counting to 10 when wearing mittens so…gambling combinatorics I’m guessing isn’t his strong suit

[@eugenestandingbear6516]

Last guy on the Titanic..😊

[@danielsolomon2585]

Don’t hurt yourself trying to understand dim pool , Hal it’s not worth it.

[@marbygongora9740]

Hal Sparks thank you ❤

[@brianlang-sb8uj]

Another great show Hal! .

[@jasonfanus98]

I’m still lost in the rant. What the hell is Tim talking about. Idiots talking about stuff they don’t understand. Great show Hal. Really needed the laugh.

[@henriettaboyd7408]

Thanks!

[@user-db3th7ui2d]

Always love your show!

[@maryeggers]

The Beaker! ❤

[@kayris.]

Epic Pim Tool segment ❤

[@brucebaker810]

1:00:30 Tim's Blackjack System. Or Tims BS for short... Damn, it was roulette. So he stresses "the point". Hal riffs. Me: Tim Tim Tim. Theres no point in roulette. There's Point in craps...

[@jackthecat4924]

There will be so much extra time that people will stop procreating? Yes, wouldn't it be awful if humans have enough time to raise their little humans, to create close societies/communities where they live, enough time to be involved in schools and local politics, healthcare ... That would be so hideous.

[@bastardtoadflax43]

Woo!

[@loathsome_ghost]

🔥💀🤘🏻💀🔥

[@debalexander1562]

What fun it would be if Hal Sparks bought Alex Jones' studio and then decorated it a cage hanging from the ceiling where the guests have to sit dressed in furry sloth costumes as they are being interviewed. Also, Hal's pointed questions would be entirely heard and understood, while train horns, raging bull snorts, and hyena-laughing tapes would be played during the responses of the caged guests. Then, Hal would come back on-mic and regurgitate what the guest(s) just said, interspersed with fart noises. (Don't worry. I have plenty more where that came from.)

[@Haveaniceday123kick]

Your drinking with a straw .you will upset jesse.

[@maryeggers]

U have the best T shirts!!! 😊

[@withConor]

YeeeHarrrr 🤠

[@karenbirkas708]

As he Dawgs America

[@scott-or2of]

Hey Hal, les nesman is looking for memorabilia for his office.

[@johnvaughan6019]

Humanoid robots will be averse to KY jelly, their kryptonite.

[@Joopsmann]

Are we talking sex robots? KY would seem like a necessity.

[@lynnederagon7662]

Catching up ! 💙🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈💙

[@marymahoney233]

Love you Hal!❤

[@TLL921]

hi hal! late but watching on replay!

[@alwayscuttinbutter]

Tim Fool is a weirdo!

[@johnh6440]

Paparotti?

[@brandonholland929]

It seriously blows my mind that you're 4 years older than fucking Alex Jones.

[@debalexander1562]

The ad for Trump Bibles states that each Trump Bible is bound in leather and made in the USA. A posting-pastor on the Net makes videos giving his review of each Bible published (since the beginning of time? don't ask). He just posted that the Trump Bible is not bound in real leather, is cheaply made, and is NOT made in the USA. Whatchu got to say about that, Lee?

[@amberbouvia4178]

Poole storybook time for the stupid

[@michaelvanmind]

🤬

[@carolwarner63]

Why shouldn't there be concerns about AI? Unbridled enthusiasm for AI is just as naive as Pool's skepticism.

[@karenbirkas708]

Good Lord who in the heck listens to this guy

[@maryeggers]

What . . .

[@maryeggers]

What is happening with this guy!? LMAO!!

[@michaelgenova3142]

Mr. geiser could you move just a bit more to the left your not in the cameras view . oopps