Half-Life 2 in Barney's Eyes

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[@thatone_awesome]

0:39 i love how gordon uses his telekinesis powers to throw a book at barney lmfao

[@themetalmario77]

I always just thought of it as telekinesis without questioning it

[@Half-Life3_]

​@@themetalmario77 ha

[@destrojer124]

Like everyone doesn't do that, in every play through of the game.

[@thatone_awesome]

@@destrojer124 uh...OK??

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@destrojer124 fuck Barney im just here for that beer

[@PlayerPaul]

8:22 Barney: "You guys know about the evacuation trains, right?" Alyx: "Yeah" Gordon: *actively shakes his head along with the whole body*

[@Icommittedarson]

Had

[@PlayerPaul]

@@Icommittedarson Oh shit

[@ParIoYT]

you tried to shake your head along the hole body after reading this don't lie

[@user-oh4mb4ze3f]

5:20 "help me barney i'm stuck in the ground"

[@claytonhawk8512]

Gordon's awkward fighting stance looks like how a scientist with no bareknuckle fighting experience would fight.

[@Opinare]

maybe cause he is

[@birdbeaked]

@@Opinare he has training to use military-grade weaponry....

[@thebreezeisnot]

Lol fr

[@Heracles09]

​@@birdbeaked not really training more like "found this cool shit on the ground, I'mma take it"

[@idkwhyieventryanymore]

@@Heracles09nah more like “ooh red button, what does it do- OH SHIT THAT SHOOTS ROCKETS”

[@ViatorNL]

0:54 Literally stanley parable ultra deluxe

[@AdminHouse]

Please Do Not The Spoiler

[@generalironside8610]

3:30 this part really got me XDDDD

[@goofyahhhh8681]

XDD

[@chairgaming1997]

Same lmao

[@Depressed_until_dead]

9:35

[@LesterShipMirOleg1992]

his leg broke

[@onx-md6ey]

Barney wished him good luck, Gordon didnt know hes gonna need it in heaven.

[@UbeR000]

3:28 barney causally kills gordan

[@babblingalong7689]

lmao

[@ivansumpay4112]

Gordon really said:Man I'm dead 💀

[@grady631]

I also misheard "get the fuck out there buddy" instead

[@AMBATUKAMceo]

​@@grady631how???

[@BBeret]

Barney's eyes? More like Barney's mind! Adding the cat sound was a nice touch.

[@justacheesyguy]

The cat sound is always in the game, far off somewhere.

[@Jamie_Holiday]

My hair fell off after reading "Barney's mind" in this comment I've officially grown ten years older

[@Starcrash9985]

Real

[@yeruschmift8422]

@@Jamie_Holiday Uh... What else could you read there?

[@craftman_yt]

@@yeruschmift8422 F- F- Freeman's mind.

[@GardeningWithTrooper]

0:55 poor Barney, his cover got blown because Gordon spawned so many buckets

[@juanmigueldavid2552]

Barny can't move because of so many shit🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GardeningWithTrooper]

@@juanmigueldavid2552 poor guy just trying to walk

[@CesarBendy1]

Cant habe shit in city 17

[@Stongg]

dear god...

[@CesarBendy1]

@@Stongg there's more

[@TheMrSeagull]

Barney: "I still have nightmares about that cat..." Gorden: *twerks furiously*

[@Froxmog]

some people spell Gordon as "Gordan", okay. But please, what in the Earth is "Gorden" lol

[@lol4737]

@@FroxmogGertrude Fremont

[@Froxmog]

@@lol4737 Well that's acceptable

[@brickofwar9727]

Squat*

[@writerlairchannel2636]

Biggest mystery in the half-life: Where is that beer he ows to gordon?

[@Awfulfeature]

A bar in New Mexico.

[@darobloxster]

That's so deep and dark

[@stanleybochenek1862]

He never had time

[@EggEnjoyer]

Imagine promising a guy a beer and he travels through space time to claim it

[@User-TRUW329]

C E R V E Z A C Y S T A L (From Gmod Workshop)

[@hlflifeenjoyer6176]

"and if you see dr. breen tell em i said FUCK YOU" best line ever

[@mikehayes5183]

The only time valve used fuck

[@compmanio36]

2:38 - Really shows how TVs are not flat images or video playback in Source but actual scenes being created and acted out in another part of the map and projected, since you can't see Alyx from this angle, while on a 2D flat TV, you would be able to.

[@Ghost741SC]

2:35 Gordon be like: ALYX IS GONE NOOOOO

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

**Half Life: Alyx gets canceled intensifies**

[@Ykskolme]

9:35 Love how this is the most watched moment I admit, I too watched it couple o times

[@sungoner5906]

FREEMAN AMMO-

[@Sercil00]

It's kind of unnerving how Gordon is aiming at you all the time. Especially since he actually tries to shoot you a bunch of times and half the resistance dies to friendly fire.

[@russon1999]

8:44 Barney: "You lucky dog, you!" Gordon: *Nods and proceeds to walk to his death*

[@SixtyFourJr]

Then beats him to death.

[@derpysponge43]

0:55 “Question.” “What’s your question, Soldier?” “I teleported the bucket.”

[@Hugh_Mannn]

“What?”

[@derpysponge43]

@@Hugh_Mannn "The bucket told me to."

[@johnmadigan9909]

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!"

[@SmokedAllTheGrassInMyYard]

@@johnmadigan9909”this weird place in Hungary.”

[@beniciovalina6544]

1:33 He is Gorgeous Freeman He can stop a train without hands

[@Vekren]

9:35 I couldnt stop laughing, was that guy giving the player ammo or health or something?

[@hl2betafan]

ammo

[@Cevowo]

Freeman, ammo- AA-

[@PurpleEngineer_real]

poor Rebel he tried to give Gordon ammo

[@Neo-vz8nh]

Well Gordon give him ammo too... :D

[@somenoname3622]

nah he block Gordon's way in 1.2 seconds

[@leoje1524]

6:05 top saddest half-life deaths

[@Wbfuhn]

It's sad we didn't find out what happened to Barney in Episode 2.

[@poisoncrab]

he probably went to half life 3 so we won't see him again.

[@Froxmog]

​@@poisoncrabOr will we...? *Riiiseee and shiiinnee-* I hope.

[@poisoncrab]

@@Froxmog true there should be another half life game

[@optimer44]

blue shift 2

[@Wbfuhn]

@@optimer44 Wouldn't that just be during Half-Life 2?

[@Syaska_3]

3:40 INCOMIIING!!! *to the void*

[@Sidewinder_EXE]

This guy Gordon is pretty interesting, seems important since he's in all the videos. They should do one of these from his perspective 🤔

[@Karpiu_lel]

7:50 memorable moment of only one "fuck" word in entire series

[@leo_the_be0]

i swear i remember a HECU saying fuck in hl1

[@Froxmog]

​@@leo_the_be0Nah the HECU were menaces, if they were in HL2, we would have gotten some sweet fucks trust me.

[@pemo2676]

the editing and chaos of these are at a perfect balance. fantastic

[@americossack3870]

It would honestly be really cool to play HL2 from the perspective of Barney or Alyx. How Barney fought in the uprising while Gordon and Alyx were teleporting, how Alyx escaped Black Mesa East and got to Nova Prospekt, etc.

[@BlueAmpharos]

Half Life: Blue Shift 2. Or maybe Half Life: Resistance.

[@Froxmog]

​@@BlueAmpharosWe need Blue Shift 2 and Op4 2. I can't die before I see these.

[@nikolaiguy4714]

If we did we would know where Barney went I hope we see him in hl3 if that ever comes out

[@Zanith50]

well as valve cant count to 3 its more plausable then HL3 @@Froxmog

[@Froxmog]

@@Zanith50 Oh yeah, at least the chances are higher than HL3 lol

[@quimsolls1]

Gordon played his role fantastically in this

[@sushiyapapl]

0:53 soldier would be proud of Gordon

[@Happy._.4ever]

3:30 Barney "good luck out there" littelary kills him 💀 ,Also 5:40 gordon slowly turns around looks at women obliterates women💀💀

[@Vekren]

So funny how when Barney gives him the crowbar the first time, it materializes at his feet then he kills Dr. Gordon Freenman when dropping it lmao.

[@SixtyFourJr]

*F R E E N M A N*

[@Froxmog]

​@@SixtyFourJr*B R E E N M A N*

[@guh644]

*G R E E N M A N*

[@TinchoX]

3:28 LMAO 😂, that never gets old

[@Kamen_Dmitriy]

3:31 R.I.P Gordon Freeman Killed by crowbar.

[@justusmoritz3199]

I always thought Barney sounded and looks more alive in HL2- like getting out of Black Mesa and the end of the world gave him life and excitement he never had.

[@azvelyn]

I'm sorry but Gordon looks like an absolutely gremlin with only his fists out It just fits like a glove

[@angzarrpsyco]

Imagine if HL2 had a camera that worked like this, where you see through the eyes of an npc. Would be the first 2nd person perspective game

[@user-xu2pi6vx7o]

Driver 3 is technically the first 2nd person game.

[@The_narration_oftheold]

The line “head humper” always seems to make me want to study the biology of head crabs

[@bobismad0]

0:55 this, is a bucket barney: dear god.. gordon:there's more barney:no....

[@mrgrey3dog]

3:31 this got me laughing😂

[@TheRealFOSFOR]

Gordo acts like a real professional.

[@DarkModeIndonesiaEdition]

He's a highly trained professionals

[@Froxmog]

A real highly autismed (trained) professional.

[@jameshall401]

Noclick, I just want to tell you, you have seriously some of the best Half life thumbnails I've seen, they're golden

[@cindysuryani5194]

0:54 woah i didnt know gordon has so many bucket in his pocket

[@skillsolution545]

9:35 Freeman! Amm- AUGh

[@alicudechimario3896]

3:30 barney stuck a crowbar into your head gordon, i kid you not, funniest shit i've ever seen

[@Tabbix]

i can't believe barney canonically died and then kept going, what a hero

[@StitchesAndBitches]

"Did you hear a cat just now?... That damn thing haunts me!"

[@funto5678]

9:34 💀💀💀

[@CesarBendy1]

"FREEMAN AMMO" [FUCKING DIES]

[@Randomdudeintub]

“Did you hear cat just now?” *-barney*

[@thusisabucket]

0:54 thank you Gordon

[@Leonak5]

Freeman ammo.

[@facility_blackmesa]

About that beer I owned ya'. It's me Gordon, Barney from Black Mesa.

[@smallsynth]

Hey--sorry for the scare, I had to put on a show for the cameras.

[@Depressed_until_dead]

​@@smallsynth " spawns a billion buckets "

[@lagudoufu]

You missed the part where Gorden's playermodel is actually a black crisp that slides around with an arm stuck out

[@Black_SCP.554]

4:16 sound NEOW Barney: did you hear cat just now

[@lunastifaliamusic]

+Whole room fills with buckets for some fucking reason+ "Ahh man! That's what I was afraid of!"

[@user-st2ti4wy1w]

Barney Calhoun is a cool dude.

[@BlackMesaS2]

You should really do half life 2 in Gordon's eyes

[@darobloxster]

Literally full walkthrough of half life 2

[@KurgzTheVerySmugBoi]

@@darobloxster wooosh

[@maximulator4505]

9:35 Rebel: Freeman, ammo! AAAAAA

[@TheRedMenace0]

I like how barney just kills Gordon with he's own crowbar

[@agentqracle300]

1:31 Блин, а Гордон в хорошей форме то - в мои 26 лет уже колени хрустят))

[@SidorovichGaming]

Фриману 27

[@DungeonNumber5]

@@SidorovichGaming отлично сохранился! (*триггеред*)

[@sinigersplay]

@@DungeonNumber5 да ты не капли не изменился. и как тебе это только удаётся :)))

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

4:38 the bucket 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@symphony8339]

If u friend roleplay so good as he can but u can’t take it serious. Gorden freeman is a legend

[@BlueAmpharos]

This was hilarious. I was a bit irked at 1:45 because he had a crowbar before Barney gave it back to him but this was pretty hilarious, imagining an NPC reacting to the players messing around with physics objects. The parts with Gordon constantly getting in Barney's line of fire zooming around was unexpected, but it actually makes lots of sense because I never really considered how my frantic movements while sprinting with the HED suit's advanced movement systems fighting the Combine, and trying to keep everyone alive before anyone else could get in any danger, would look from their perspectives, and now that I see Gordon strafing in front of his gunfire from Barney's point of view it's freaking hilarious!

[@pensiveteam]

The crowbar was because of Gordon messing with the console. The console in question probably was “give weapon_crowbar”, which gives Gordon the crowbar.

[@tralpr]

barneys first word in hl2: you citizen come with me!!

[@Hutao-Rei]

5:15 really got me because I didnt expect Gordon to be at the floor

[@afraidoffear]

0:55 i think it's too late for that

[@Anatolyv4]

3:25 peak moment

[@DumbTransFem]

8:35 laughed for a solid 8 minutes

[@AP0LL0Y0N]

I feel this is Gordon's canon personality, mute, unhinged, doesn't stay still and likes to break and throw things.

[@nerevaldotheminotaurskelet4192]

The new gameplay of Half-Life: Blue Shift 2 looks great.

[@Great_britan_today_im_going]

when lamar jumped into the camera it was cool

[@dudududu1926]

Barney sounds so optimistic.

[@ChimeraGilbert]

Can we all just agree that Gordon Freeman is canonically a chaotic neutral?

[@migalionx4101]

This is just a dream. In real barney's eyes he see black woody figure

[@sliverel2110]

I'd love to see Gordon from G-man perspective :D

[@HawkoTheThird]

i think that already exists

[@presentrama]

Half-Life 2 from the cat’s eyes

[@B.O.T.S-V3]

It's almost like. You're the one player that knows everything. And you're friend as a person that wants to know everything in the game that you played. And by helping them.

[@theloldog12]

3:30 i like how barney accidentally kills gordon

[@EPS1LON11NotFound]

3:24 "i think you dropped this at Black Mesa" *freeman dies*

[@dumpanimator]

I like how in blue shift Barney single handedly wipe out hecu Yet on half life 2 he still forget to give Gordon beer

[@PIXEL-YT1]

4:16 “Meow!” “did you hear a cat just now?” “That Damm thing haunts me.”

[@nigel_pisswater69420]

5:59 assignment:terminaited

[@voltras5595]

FREEMAN AMMO! AUHG- ( 9:30 )

[@boiyofinallyfound]

2:31 ALYX YOU CANT SAY THAT

[@javerjeq]

Gordon's telekinesis gave him his PhD because it proved physics were only theoretical.

[@farrenheit87]

0:54 This is a bucket. Dear God. Theres more. No...

[@TimSlee1]

1:10 "I'll beat up with you later!"

[@vicentetemes5793]

This is like the evil twin of HLVRAI and I love it.

[@Springtrap784]

At the end I've checked and Barney's train actually stops because they can't despawn Barney as for whatever reason they kept the function of losing it he dies

[@adolfojesus99]

the "little shit" vibes from gordon

[@Syaska_3]

I love Barney voice

[@kuzan2064]

Maybe this series might calls "Nuts days of Gordon Freeman"

[@coolmantypeboi9366]

3:30 "I think you dropped this at Black Mesa *Gordon dies*

[@whizzlee73141]

Barney: Now... about that beer I owed ya! Gordon: 🧍‍♂🧍‍♂📗 💨

[@iSoul95]

9:36 I snotted on myself

[@azaakira5484]

Hyperactive Gordon, after being in stasis for so long.

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

0:55 This. Is a bucket.

[@jelaloudin2]

I love how Gordon is very accurate as to what Real players are like.

[@robotmengt7771]

3:29

[@senhormrm4125]

Half life 2 in BIRD eyes

[@noclick]

i can make that happen, the question is: will anyone watch it? :D

[@lambdacore4127]

​@@noclick yea it will cuz BIRD BIRD

[@kzgadgetboi7083]

​@@noclick y e s

[@wolfpackshadow3]

Your pissing me off Gordon 😂