Half Life : Alyx

[@thakidd5299]

Half life 1: you shoot them in the hands Half life Alyx: you play AS hands

[@nyankers]

it was prophesied all along

[@raf.raf.]

Gotta have a little something for everyone

[@suryankkumar7708]

this really made me FEEL like hands

[@pizzatime7433]

This game makes you feel like you have hands

[@MKBlackbird]

In soviet half life...

[@ela2mil]

the ending only had "dun" because he couldn't find the key in the orbs

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Megamind

[@teezy3535]

Big brain Sheen

[@klutz3955]

infinite iq

[@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486]

clever

[@_Onlime]

Or because he is dun (done) with the game...

[@ELopez]

I’m noticing Dunkey isn’t really aiming for the hands anymore, must be getting rusty at half life

[@NickKrishnan]

he's exposing his hands now too he's already dead

[@ELopez]

Nick Krishnan such a rookie mistake, it’s surprising for such a master gamer like Dunkey

[@SteveOnlin]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Haha but he was actually playing blind folded 😳

[@codycaldwell5042]

This game really makes you feel like you are half life. 10/10 IGN

[@thecuriousone1721]

Man that video is old school.

[@colekonstance59]

Can’t believe he just uploaded a video of him going to the grocery store during quarantine

[@archfps]

This is an ACTUAL crime of how underrated this comment is

[@pseudonymousbeing987]

@@archfps I wish people like you showed up to all my 0 like comments that I spend twice the runtime of a video crafting up.

[@justinvaughn2277]

@@pseudonymousbeing987 do you already spend the runtime to watch it? that's like nearly 30 minutes culminating in a single comment that nobody liked

[@pseudonymousbeing987]

@@justinvaughn2277 It's a joke. But I do sometimes spend a bit too much time on such useless things.

[@mywifeleftmeandmychildrend7550]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve see today

[@thecryptickeeper2163]

I’m surprised he was able to complete this game considering he was using a ps3 steering wheel

[@spethmanjones2997]

Pfft that’s nothing. Back in my day we took the exposed wires of two Nintendo 64 game pads and touched them together at just the right frequency and angle to move our guy. Gamers have it so easy now

[@yeehawjones1230]

lbp karting time :)

[@pachycephalosauruslover14]

It's not that suprising considering that he holds the world record on the famous level Bowser's Big Bean Burrito

[@AdMortey]

Actually he was using a pair of Donkey Kong 64 bongos

[@dollarstorethriftshop99]

*usb

[@tRuk9k]

I like how they made bosses more difficult in this one, like the door.

[@gunnury7377]

u mean the puzzle

[@buttonasas]

I don't know, the ladders seemed kind of underwhelming, only died once to them.

[@gabesanzo4578]

Zunlite No.

[@daviddow5591]

One word - Jeff

[@Kevdama1]

Dunkey is just dumb and didnt realize all doors open both ways

[@CVerse]

As you can see, he was playing blindfolded, even with VR goggles on

[@MChase-wz5bm]

VR bowsers big bean burrito

[@Aqua-gf9vg]

He was actually playing *without* VR googles *and* blindfolded

[@lanegaming31]

And his brother had the controller

[@MrFootballman52]

@@lanegaming31 Which was actually a USB Steering wheel

[@soulassassin5239]

He wasn't even trying

[@jada90]

In the future, people will not understand why Dunkey says "I'm rich" when he finds the toilet paper.

[@24JGM]

Alternatively, it will have far more meaning for them than it does for us right now.

[@odinsplaygrounds]

I had almost forgotten about the toilet paper craze, that gave me a good laugh.

[@whatshappeninganymore2473]

It'll probably be a wacky historical fact in due time. Like the soldiers in the Civil War who found out their wounds started glowing blue or that ketchup was sold as medicine once.

[@douglasbubbletrousers4763]

@@whatshappeninganymore2473 what about the glowing wounds??

[@whatshappeninganymore2473]

@@douglasbubbletrousers4763 During the Battle of Shilo both Union and Confederate soldiers found that their open wounds started to glow blue, and that some of them ended up better off than the people that didn't have glowing wounds (It was referred to as "Angel's Glow" for this reason). I think a study was done on it and found that it was actually a bacteria puked out by nematodes that killed all other bacteria in the infected area, essentially making it an antibiotic.

[@keenanbartlome8153]

This video really makes me FEEL like I can’t afford a vr rig.

[@shomit1487]

Windows mixed reality headsets are cheap and pretty good!

[@JohnChoidotOrg]

You win the comments.

[@mikec2845]

get an Odyssey+ for about $200, same resolution as an index, 90hz, decentish controllers. wellll worth the price.

[@mrjameshendry]

@@mikec2845 might check that out

[@ilovemonkeys5667]

The oculus quest is affordable, but some games aren’t available, like this one.

[@T4thDoH]

"I can't feel the bullets going through my chest when i get shot. 0/5" -bigbeanburritodunkey

[@r.p.6797]

I'm glad it wasn't just me

[@Burgorton]

I get this is a joke but you genuinely feel that sometimes

[@justsomeguywhoeatsspiders8295]

I think it was SkeletonBonesGhoulie that said that

[@T4thDoH]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Yes! He's a very trusted game critic now!!

[@lucaspark2790]

“Last mag” Dunkey : shoots wood on the ground

[@PoloRossi]

He fired wood.

[@seanlogan4667]

Herk Baterna you think you’re beast, but you’re not

[@semimad100]

to be fair. thats probably what he spent all the other mags on too.

[@nazarenomilohanich4883]

@Callum Hepburn Or, you know, he could had opened the door the other way, all doors in the game open both ways...

[@PoloRossi]

Veltha But that would hurt the door.

[@mrcampy412]

Dunkey when getting killed by a monster: takes 30 seconds to reload Dunkey when opening a door: reloads in 0.25 seconds

[@woah5546]

It's because he's a youtuber

[@milk_expanse]

@@woah5546 no, just your first reload is slower then 100th reload

[@chemica7vortex921]

its because that part is 4-5 hours away from that part

[@diegoabche]

same happens in real life if you are nervous.

[@AweEmperorofChickenKilling]

@@diegoabche I know whenever some big mean motherhuberd is trying to eat me I also get nervous and drop my mag while trying to reload EDIT: fixed a typo

[@Destroya135]

"More dun" He offed himself before he could finish his name

[@mr.montana2654]

It happens. I understand it

[@STuffSuperRandom]

Nah, he just couldn't put the Key in Dun, because it was in that last orb puzzle

[@BombaJead]

If you think about it "dun" is just half of dunkey.

[@theporcupine9993]

Nah it's because it's half life so he only wrote half his name

[@redshots5275]

It's not surprising that Dunkey had such trouble with the game. I doubt they make VR equipment to fit a donkey. Valve should send him a custom one, cause I need more of this.

[@TheRealDismantler]

How’s he supposed to load a gun with hooves?

[@DineshSahu-lx3ht]

@@TheRealDismantler with his lion tale

[@bobhope6750]

You guys know he's not a real donkey?? Woooow this is r/woooosh af

[@GoodChimkin]

@@bobhope6750 wut

[@sontomorio4653]

Don't listen to him guys he's a real donkey

[@PanTF]

4:56 Wonder if anyone would get the joke in 10 years time.

[@evanfunk7335]

Everyone's memory is goldfish tier

[@GoldenPenHD]

Bold of you to assume that we will be around for that long

[@elonmusketeeeeer]

@@GoldenPenHD oh shit

[@mohammedsarker5756]

wait, where's that joke from? corona?

[@DevI-vl7gp]

That's when it'll be at its highest value so probably

[@joshhiebert5474]

it's no wonder you had such a hard time with the easy ass bubble puzzles; donkeys don't have hands. Really a big oversight from valve not to take into account all the donkeys with hooves for hands who would be playing the game.

[@milky243]

Josh Hiebert actually hes black

[@sanctonis5827]

@@sci_pain3409 They absolutely do not lmao. Not only can you let go and leave the dot where it is so you can slowly inch them closer together without the red affecting them, but you can also get full control of the ball by just not being a bumbling idiot and actually grabbing it in a way that makes sense. They get hard but not "ridiculously".

[@sunnydfangirl]

@@sci_pain3409 also they're all optional if I remember right? So uh you definitely could have just ignored

[@sci_pain3409]

Dallin Grimm i know they’re optional but they’re just not fun to do

[@spideyjtw]

@@sci_pain3409 agreed, they're just annoying

[@Karver26]

Incredible how he plays with the VR headset even with the blindfold on, truly amazing.

[@humble_ape]

HAHA this joke never gets old !!

[@alexsilva28]

The blindfold is over the VR

[@grizzlypork2965]

Amazing how he could fit himself, and his little brother inside one headset! And be able to play with a usb steering wheel?! Dunkey is truly the KING of the monkeys.

[@hathaway.1166]

@@alexsilva28 your head must be so aerodynamic that the joke went over your head

[@hgpbm9572]

fake, how would you see the gameplay footage

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

1:44 That transition thoug. Clips through the "hat", enters a new scene.

[@HorribleSonofa]

I think the world needs to steal it for EVERY TRANSITION IN EVERY FUTURE VIDEO. ‘Cause it was funny.

[@danver5622]

Damn didn't even see that. Video went from a 10/10 to 11/10

[@tak3aw4y6]

Danver knack/10

[@grirrat]

that's just what the zombies see when they put the headcrabs on.

[@renanissler6081]

one of the reasons it works so well is that they're both of down movement. also the alien parts remain on screen, which alludes to continuity on the next scene. i fucking love editing, it's an artform. and you, Skowro´nski, are an art appreciator.

[@ericisnthereorthereeither562]

Dunkey: Kills himself at the end IGN says maliciously: "It has a little something for everyone."

[@kingofcrap4414]

Our last champion Dunkey falls to the floor, dead. IGN slowly walks over. They dramatically pick up the gun with an evil smile. "9/10," they say. "The best thing over for me."

[@chemica7vortex921]

@@ethankemp8542 What

[@MattMelon519]

and so, dunkey never ever learned that you can take the multitool off of the orb puzzle to spin it around

[@splinterskulll]

I didn’t realize that the blue lines also became invulnerable when you took the tool off of them until the end of the game

[@SuiYo]

WAIT WHAT

[@IvanoForgione]

ikr, that puzzle was aggravating me as well, until I discovered that calm+that trick solves it easy everyr time 😁

[@ihx7]

SplinterSkull same i have all achievments now sp i had to play it again its way easier once you know this

[@titus17]

you dont have to take it off.. you have two hands. you can rotate the orb and move the dot with the multitool at the same time. dunkey is just a bit of a smooth brain

[@soupmasters]

my most anticipated game now is Knack : Alyx

[@sims09b]

KNACK 3 CONFIRMED !!!!!

[@P.au.lo--Cesar]

KNACK ALERT BABY!!!

[@shag595]

Knack life alyx

[@mn-ui1wd]

I believe we must wait at least 13 years

[@maskedman1195]

Knack 2 episode 1

[@Blaze-ym8cw]

I think the biggest realization anyone has while playing this game is that the doors open both ways

[@danb9447]

Mine was the fairly early revelation that the shotgun can load 7 shells at a time

[@lenyv]

@@danb9447 this was my second biggest realization. my first is realizing that the scope on the pistol for 10 resin is ass, I quit my playthrough to do it again without the scope lol

[@GhostRentals]

@@lenyv The scope is fine if you aren't blind lol

[@supertoast63]

@@danb9447 I did not find that out until I bought the auto loader

[@Drillur]

Not every door. Right?

[@Sigh95]

Everyone always talks about “Half Life 3”, but no one wants to talk about the REAL highly anticipated 3rd instalment, Knack 3.

[@mattrichmond9264]

Upalive11 KNACK IS BACK BAYBEEEE

[@outlet1058]

Actually knack 3 is kinda bad, now knack 4... IS A MASTAHPIECE 10/5

[@scarecrowlego884]

Here comes the monnneeeyyyy

[@sancti1811]

instalment

[@Baaaaaaaandyyy]

too much graphics for the ps5 we'll have to wait till the ps6

[@RichHobo]

Can’t believe they copied the characters from GMOD

[@Reuboid]

For a second I thought you were serious and was about to write a full essay

[@RichHobo]

@@Reuboid made me laugh

[@thugnastynastythug9181]

Prey

[@jeff-mp9by]

I'm waiting for someone to get whooshed

[@laylover7621]

Underrated comment.

[@narutoshadowclone1]

8:39 - Mario Party 1 OST: “Play a Mini-Game!”

[@Renan3256]

I love you with all my heart and soul

[@julioventura2372]

I know this song so well. Back when my family and I would play countless hours of it on the N64. We still hum or whistle it to this day

[@esotericsean]

Recognized it immediately!

[@0zbrian]

Strange how I just played it 2 days ago. Mario Party 2 was the best one imo

[@NOTNlCE]

The real hero. I couldn't place it and it was driving me insane.

[@fanaticentertainment4270]

Half life soda *0 out of 5* “It has a little something for everyone”

[@thanos4959]

Perfect

[@MarkySauce]

Makes you FEEL like Batman

[@-Dezhen]

Atleast he picked up the can.

[@dw4124]

"I'll swap to mouse and keyboard controls!" Hahahahaha

[@-AceItX-]

I laughed way harder than I thought I was

[@gareb3arr244]

CDC: One of the symptoms of COVID-19 is a loss of taste. Dunkey: Ahhh, soda. Doesn’t taste like anything, 0 out of 10.

[@mywifeleftmeandmychildrend7550]

Synikal he said 0 out of 10 lol haha

[@mywifeleftmeandmychildrend7550]

Synikal I’m sorry I was think of a part where he says 0 out of 10 my apologies

[@transfemengimain]

My wife left me and my children don’t like me Haha gaylord

[@Monamona_207]

simptomps ?

[@maestradebobobo767]

@@Testiculitis His wife left him don't pay him attention

[@PunchmeinJay]

4:20 “I’ll swap to keyboard controls” the comedy is getting too deep

[@mk.1354]

@@jpetras16 nice joke 9.5/10 it has a little something for everyone

[@uaxpavlo]

"deep"

[@kingpixza]

IcedVenom Nightcore when you are a nightcore channel, it really doesn’t help you man

[@adnan8837]

IcedVenom Nightcore You are just nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye

[@JeremySteinWolfe98]

@@jpetras16 nightcore is "music"

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

Note to self: When starting out, practice reloading quickly.

[@cadenflynn1587]

Uwirlbaretrsidma. Who pissed in your cereal?

[@marque_iii3859]

@@cadenflynn1587 he pissed in your mouth

[@milis758]

If you have working hands and a head you can reload easy

[@StevenZephyc]

It gets easier once you get use to the routine, It gets easier when you realize if you reload with a bullet in chamber, gou don't need to do the tedious clocking It gets even easier when you realize the tedious clocking thing can be done with a simple press of a button.

[@Dalavine]

Looked like Dunk was only loading two shells at a time too; pro tip- shotty holds 7 :D

[@TweetTweet17]

You don’t need combine soldiers or zombies to kill Alyx. Just trap her in a closed space and the only way out is to go through hundreds of orb puzzles

[@RoadsideCookie]

Or an 8 feet drop

[@soultanfardan8085]

No just put her in the shadow realm

[@vanitymirrorss]

Portal in a Nutshell.

[@SupaSlugga17]

I've done at least 10 of those moving orb puzzles and I haven't lost a single one... Dunkey is just a dumbass haha

[@W4rr1orZ]

@@SupaSlugga17 Yeah, the only way to fail them is impatience. You can literally just stop for a second and those red hazards will phase through the key without failing you.

[@slappymcdaddy9698]

4:20 “ill swap to mouse and keyboard controls!” 😂😂

[@panpan3303]

*•69_SlappyMcDaddy_69•* 69 Nice

[@lemonjammer]

i love how it's exactly at 420 lmao

[@slappymcdaddy9698]

Spicyeet bruh honestly tho its noice 👌🏼

[@lex1212]

Nice

[@nintendude2297]

*Ellen Ripley kills a facehugger* Ellen: “This is my hat now”.

[@skutecnyatom]

Wow, you're so dumb, that wasn't Ellen Ripley, it was Alyx from Half-Life: Alyx. Get your facts straight before you comment.

[@OkamiAmaterasu.]

You're just biased and nit-picking, I win bye bye

[@edu1443]

@@skutecnyatom please tell me your joking

[@ethangoldd]

@@edu1443 No, he/she is not joking. It appears to me that it was actually Alyx from the Half-Life: Alyx game from Valve.

[@leeminhoe74]

@@ethangoldd Sir i need a confirmation that you said that jokingly

[@desmondford3134]

I’m surprised he was able to actually complete the game considering the fact his little brother was playing and he had a blindfold on and didn’t even have the ps3 steering wheel. EDIT: I WAS TRYING TO GET TO 4K LIKES NOOOOOOOOO MY LEGAAACYYYYYYYYYY

[@alextharp4610]

But what-do-ya-know, his little brother just took over...

[@Siz0ff]

Same memes from 3 year old videos haHAA

[@mk.1354]

tho his blindfold is nonsense cuz his brother is the one whos playing...

[@Laszlo5897]

Is this even Knack 3?

[@izan6366]

so funny hhhHaahahaa what an original joke

[@1810jeff]

Little did he know that doors open both ways in half life alyx so he could have just pushed the door open.

[@JoaoMansoo]

True, but that door only opens that way cause I tried to push and couldn't do it =D

[@poolsclosed1787]

Little did you know that he wasn’t even playing, his brother was playing

[@soupisthebestrolemodel2070]

Is that a Jojo reference

[@GaryMod7]

@@soupisthebestrolemodel2070 that was a JoJo reference

[@azerik92]

"that's what it's like to open a door in this game"" -a man who does not realize all the doors in the game open in both directions.

[@AtDebiks]

And this is just Dunkey playing on a steering wheel blindfolded, now imagine if he used a real VR

[@hayk3000]

Imagine if he was even trying

[@dddmemaybe]

@@hayk3000 fool, mere mortals cannot imagine the breadth of his majesty's true form.

[@gluttonousmaximus9048]

It's not even plugged in

[@iimuxnu]

It’s his little brother

[@cristiannita2393]

imagine if he drank his gamer juice

[@arabiwasabi]

Dunkey: Grew up with Donkey Kong and played his whole life *_Also Dunkey: Draws a monkey without ears_*

[@bdo333]

Dunkey Kong

[@ricksanchez7393]

The unnecessary colon doesn't make you funny

[@JZStudiosonline]

It's the lack of ears that bothers you, and not the entire lack of arms? Interesting priorities.

[@manaulhoque6507]

@@ricksanchez7393 I've been bothered by all the colons in yt comments lately

[@schmoo393]

The “what is this a little Barbie” jokes have returned

[@OzzyOzrock]

the evolved form of "what is this your little doggie"

[@konjus]

throwin it WAYYY back

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

Pobberson also the mega man 2 series, right? when he talks about the creepy toys that steinfeld made? i could have that wrong tho

[@-TPLT]

Sometimes the classics never die.

[@KingMako30]

That cursor on my screen really made me feel like Batman.

[@pottasiumcynaide4104]

I just noticed this

[@sci_pain3409]

you’ve just ruined the entire video for me

[@schrodingersdinger3839]

If half-life is so good, then why isn’t there a full-life yet?

[@mateuszkujawa585]

This is the man that asks the right questions

[@MrLoowiz]

It's called Half-Life 2.

[@cambreaKer]

half life full life consequences exists

[@ashton5401]

It's because reggie is scared

[@84jesterx]

Dad, yer drunk.

[@box-7188]

3:58 I’ll have my revenge for that dunkey

[@dvenom642]

Stupid ass box

[@grirrat]

you can't fool me, i know that you're actually solid snake disguised as a box

[@box-7188]

mundane boi who told you

[@DaSlickMango]

“This game makes you FEEL like you’re going down a slide” -IGN

[@panagiotisnikolopoulos6088]

you can go down the ladder if you play with contineous movement and not this stupid indy jump

[@kimjunguny]

@@panagiotisnikolopoulos6088 Its probably because he had motion sickness

[@WillToNihilsm]

This game makes you FEEL like hands

[@Geck0GC]

Valve developers: ooh, we're gonna scare people with this toilet jumpscare! Dunkey: *calmly shoots him* so that's how they go to the toilet.

[@bouncycow3010]

That bit gave me one serious jump scare as well.

[@yayayayaya2561]

He voiced the video after recording

[@GeoGent]

i just thought it was a joke

[@chemica7vortex921]

Probably used to it

[@kittypwnz]

I don't think you know what a jumpscare is. On top of not being scary, they literally telegraph it with the toilet flush sound before you see anything. It's like the opposite of a jumpscare. It's a joke.

[@MrBump2]

Dunkey must have forgotten that there aren't Long Fall Boots in Half-Life.

[@TommyBKWL]

You're telling me this was made in Dreams?

[@sanmoon3543]

I’m telling you we’re all made in dreams

[@Sandux930]

A truly stand type knockoff

[@XarathDominion]

@@sanmoon3543 Don't say that, you'll wake the blind idiot!

[@onlyscrans8093]

1:46 that transition was smooth

[@_catsy]

watching dunkey do that orb puzzle you would think he was just playing with motion controls and not in VR, jesus christ.

[@ndzhelin2651]

"don't be orb" same energy as me avoiding MAKO missions in Mass Effect

[@declanhearne5784]

i am in the middle of playing FF VII and only know one definition of the word MAKO

[@wizardingmatrix3361]

@@declanhearne5784 The lifeblood of the planet! Don't tell me you can't hear the planet cryin in pain, Cloud!?

[@mayowankenobi]

The good old days of throwing my controller. I’ll never forget the first time I met a Thresher Maw with my MAKO and hadn’t saved it quite a while.

[@colplay87]

I must be a horrible person but I loved the mako missions

[@maxstrater3164]

dunkey playin vr is like watching a toddler try to do one of them shape puzzles

[@corndog3174]

now we wait 13 years for Half Life: Alyx Episode 2

[@jammcjamster1791]

This is a prequel

[@Accessless]

s***, has it really been 13 years?

[@PurpleColonel]

Never in my life have I ever seen someone struggle so much with a door, in VR or otherwise. Fantastic.

[@charleshaskell2056]

YOU

[@SantanaSasquatch]

I don’t know how you do it but you manage to make every single game you play look bad lmao

[@TheGrumbliestPuppy]

@@axmoylotl Low effort troll.

[@jawwer00]

@@TheGrumbliestPuppy No need to describe the game further. AAAAyo

[@fubrokonway8529]

@@jawwer00 wat?

[@Purchata]

@@TheGrumbliestPuppy i feel kinda bad about Alyx and people who never saw or play VR games before. Ok, Beat Saber is fun but what else? In my opinion HL Alyx is a fucking giant leap forward in VR games (i still don't like br though).

[@supra_sr]

@@axmoylotl just wondering, have you played it?

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

:)

[@sahastanchandramohan7858]

Last reply

[@fivethousandnine]

:)

[@enriquecontreras9831]

:D

[@markotabandzelic8044]

How you doin leafy ?

[@gangxstar5002]

lEAFYISHERE

[@Afrochilla]

Us dumbasses are sitting here in quarantine while dunkey’s getting rich with toilet paper in half life.

[@shallnotbenamed814]

2:05 I barely can do this IRL, he is doing it in VR.

[@yes5937]

VR's easier, theres a very small radius to which your hand will automatically grab anything in that "Grabbable" vicinity. Hence it doesn't have to be one to one.

[@n3rfpho3nix16]

@@yes5937 thats the joke bud

[@savehimgffff1777]

Dunkey, don’t come to class tomorrow, it’s still cancelled.

[@私の名前を翻訳しないでください]

@@AxxLAfriku What is wrong with you

[@psylocide7672]

Using teleport locomotion is illegal, you’re going to hell, and jail.

[@zachshark2901]

Shut up continuous makes me sick :(

[@BigattckFirecat]

maybe if Valve didnt add it and try harder at making VR hardware than it wouldn't be a problem.

[@NuclearBaconStrips]

It's kinda annoying how you are forced to use it at some points because you can't jump.

[@floppaquest4916]

@@zachshark2901 teleport makes the game feel like a bad disney ride

[@MC-oi2pb]

you're biased I win bye bye

[@wackyiowa724]

1:47 So no one is gonna talk about how sweet this transition is?

[@kelvinthenedy]

That is .. Very sweet indeed

[@brenopejon4880]

Veeery sweeet

[@thebra9738]

eh

[@MeatyJesus]

I mean it was literally just a normal jump cut but you're free to think it was cool

[@erfanmanouchehri7999]

Transition is sweet

[@mountainmonkey3511]

Dunkey you should play some more vr games! You always talk about how there’s a lack of innovation in modern games, but some vr games have the most inventive new mechanics I’ve played with in years. I think you would really like Astro bot rescue mission on psvr.

[@josoveys649]

No

[@chemica7vortex921]

@@josoveys649 yes

[@dragonkane43]

Vr is sick

[@Vitoreo]

>Recognizes VR innovative. >Also recommends one of the least innovative VR games that is literally a 2d port.

[@randyx007]

True, VR is the only innovation in gaming today!

[@arkron7093]

0:32 Monkey: You saved me...... Why? Oogway: *mmm monkey*

[@WaterSnail]

Underrated af 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@megablueflash1816]

"I sense in you, great skill. But....I also sense in you, great pain." *flashbacks to orb puzzles*

[@bastinelli443]

"Starting to dawn on me I paid a thousand dollars to play this game." True

[@samuelpage5367]

dont need to doe

[@S0URUS]

Samuel Page what do you mean?

[@nikkollaus]

Sourus you can buy a cheaper vr setup that works perfectly fine.

[@rowingaway]

@Sourus You can play it on a normal monitor and kb/m with a console command

[@teaguejelinek4038]

Half life alyx costs one grand? Jesus

[@FantasmaNaranja]

this game was not designed for weak stomached virgins who can only teleport it was made for iron gutted chads who can use a gamepad to move continously

[@Atulnavadiya]

I feel the same

[@Dannewee]

@@EETDUK some people get motion sickness

[@Marco-zt4pk]

@@EETDUK Helps some people that get motion sickness from normal movement

[@irjoelius]

You can counter motion sickness by lifting your feet like you are walkin but you strand at a fixed point if that makes sense

[@REN.KITTY.2017babyhellyeah]

its literally halflife 2: episode 0.5 girlfriend grabbyhands edition

[@HermanFalckHow]

Hope he decided to keep going, because literally the chapter after he stopped here is one of the best levels in any video game ever.

[@fatalbert2055]

I wish we could of seen Dunkey face off against Jeff

[@swagmaster9eleven]

I remember thinking the same thing watching this video, but I came back to it and I'm pretty sure the door at 2:29 is close to the end of the game. If that's the case then I'd assume he left those parts out to avoid spoiling them.

[@isdel9474]

@@fatalbert2055 ROBERT!

[@subjectdelta17]

Apparently he didn't like this game at all, which is a shame. Knowing dunkey, he hated it because it wasn't an indie 2d platformer.

[@SirMcMuffintosh]

@@subjectdelta17 Surprisingly enough, the one "bullet hell" aspect (the sphere puzzle), he absolutely hated. But yeah, he's pretty biased against this game for some reason.

[@MrMarshallMan3]

I gotta say, you are the first person I've seen to fail one of those puzzles lmao

[@grodcoyote6635]

It's always people who are terrible at puzzles who hate puzzles

[@skeletonjam]

@@grodcoyote6635 they aren't really puzzles lmao its just bad controls

[@jagtech490]

ok ok the n64 controller says hi

[@mr.l6332]

@ok ok that's just not true lol

[@TheDiadara1]

he is not called donkey for no reason

[@fedorafilmproductions1253]

Alyx: DAD! *proceeds to fire several bullets in dad’s direction*

[@KraisonFrameworks]

Gotta make his death painless at least

[@BarakaTheGreat]

Fedora Film Productions yep, that’s the joke

[@jacquelynklepinger2763]

Same

[@TehwombatJS]

As an American that's actually how I greeted my dad.

[@7H3PH3N0M3N]

gotta kill the gravity

[@tommylee6362]

6:32 "What did you think this was, Ubisoft?" Lmfao

[@smithing2521]

I think dunkey has failed to find out you can wear a construction hat. And for that I give this a 3 out of tamales

[@layonyatsu7203]

“more dun” haha get it because its HALF life

[@PMdutch]

Fuck, didn't catch that.

[@littlekitsune1]

And he's so dun with those orb puzzles.

[@oo6127]

@@littlekitsune1 And cause he couldnt find the KEY of the orb puzzle

[@lordkane8583]

i think u guys interpret too much in it lol

[@erfanmanouchehri7999]

Smart

[@RanOutOfSpac]

I wonder if Dunkey is sick of the comment section reusing his jokes every single video yet. That aside, I hope you make one more Alyx video Dunkey cause this was hilarious.

[@StNick119]

I'm surprised that someone doesn't point this out more often. Like, I'm not sure what we gain out of it anyway, the commenters or the audiences. We all know the jokes, they're not demonstrating any particular quality by saying them. Maybe everyone just finds community in the memes, and recognising each other saying them. That doesn't sound like a bad thing.

[@Gtcarroll96]

StNick119 maybe it’s not “bad” but it sure as hell is obnoxious lol

[@TrickyJebus]

You must be new to youtube comments in a nutshell

[@-TPLT]

@@TrickyJebus I feel like the KZbin comments were just *slightly* better before. They were still full of bad comments, but I feel like now there's more repetition in the comments than ever.

[@RanOutOfSpac]

Etriuswimbleton Not at all, but the sheer amount of repeat jokes on Dunkey’s videos specifically is pretty outstanding. Not that it’s Dunkey’s fault or that I even care all that much. It’s just mildly irritating, and I wonder Dunkey feels the same. I see it somewhat often on the GameGrumps comments too. I just expect it a lot more here lol.

[@takahashierik]

Everyone else: wow this game is so realistic and scary! Dunkey: messing around, finding glitches and getting stuck in death traps

[@vanexvillas2637]

This man breaks every damn game he plays it's unbelievable

[@nathanlevesque7812]

all one glitches yes

[@sOulbaSe371]

no one fucking said its realistic and scary lmao, imagining random shit to get attention?

[@fourplayerarcade]

Tommy Andretti leave him alone, he’s just having fun.

[@bigtroglodyte]

Tommy Andretti but it is tho have you played it on hard with the gnome in your hand and accidentally left the gnome in the room you locked jeff in

[@kneenutnutter4943]

1:46 I haven't seen a transition that smooth since Knack went from being in development to being Game of the Year.

[@channel-uz9fz]

Imagine being a combine soldier who wrote a fun song and one day, a 19-year-old girl comes and dances to your song while killing you and your friends.

[@ladyshady9618]

"10/10 it has a little something for everyone."

[@bigtimbers9025]

...to laugh at

[@reggie_au]

Yes, I believe that comment was in the video.

[@aus-li]

basilcrab But the orb lowers the score. So they’re still wrong.

[@chemica7vortex921]

@@aus-li 2/5 or 3/5 for dunkey

[@justbubba4373]

4:20 "I'll swap to mouse and keyboard controls" thank you dunkey.

[@pflo8076]

Honestly I don't know what I'm more excited for anymore: new video game releases, or Dunkey's review of them.

[@neoliten]

1:45 was a clean ass transition

[@maxanthony6743]

?

[@gangxstar5002]

Hell yeah

[@Wan-vo4cr]

Yes

[@Wan-vo4cr]

it seems like only a few people are aware

[@bluelobstering]

?

[@teandeekay]

"Half Life Alyx really makes you feel like Half Life Alyx" -donkey, 2022 can't wait for valve's next game, Assportal.

[@ProfesserLuigi]

It really makes you feel like your life expectancy has been cut down by half.

[@cake5652]

Spraya Do you prefer snow dogs or fur burgers

[@TiMonsor]

half-life, half-alyx

[@Tom-fe9jw]

You're going to delve into the colon.

[@SwaggyG_2102]

After 13 years of silence, we've finally gotten a new Half-Life game! *Half-Life 1.5*

[@FeepingCreature]

Half-Life 2 Episode 0

[@WatanukiProductions]

Indeed, by the time 3 came out it had become Half-Life 1.5 which means the half-life of Half-Life is 13 years.

[@fezguy89]

I’ll wait for Half Life 1.9 Remix

[@dankwarmouse6248]

@@WatanukiProductions That's so fucking funny

[@Hannes_Abfalterer]

just watch the ending and you undestand that it was totally worth the wait lul

[@ClovisPictures]

Dunkey: "Gotta shoot the boards" Me: PUSH THE DOOR

[@killertofu586]

Nah, I don't think that would have worked. If it would, why wouldn't it be barred up from the other side? He should have just picked up tossed the boards out of the way, when taking them off, or at least after they were blocking the door lol

[@ClovisPictures]

@@killertofu586 No, I actually played the game, and all the doors open both ways, like hospital doors; even the ones with boards on them. It's like that for accessibility in VR.

[@killertofu586]

@@ClovisPictures ah, nice lol That's good then, but makes me have the same frustrations as you

[@Cakeorpieify]

This was just frustrating to watch.

[@StevenZephyc]

@@ClovisPictures I have fucking no idea the door opens both ways! Mind-blown

[@MrJonyish]

Alyx’s Dad falls down a huge hole! Alyx “bye bye *shoots*”

[@gregnightingale7766]

Should’ve screamed ROOOOBEERT

[@iwong3357]

No!!! Grab one of my bullets, dad!

[@agent47akhil]

"I'll swap to mouse and keyboard controls" LMAO

[@MasterKcoop]

Oh wow! How did he manage to beat this considering he wasn’t even in the room?

[@Dukstless]

Obviously he used a drone to play the game.

[@John-mi7yq]

@@Dukstless While he was sleeping!

[@zeul6758]

it was his little brother playing

[@IGoTNoAiMBoT]

We need another review since the Beer bottles now have liquid in them!!!

[@nikhils.9363]

the best part of this video is that he left the edge of the mouse visible at the right edge of the video. I expect nothing less of videogamedragon!

[@freshchris9457]

i still love how the orb puzzle is literally the easiest one in the game

[@flamingfossa]

It's different for everyone, because it tests multiple different types of thinking. So one person could be REALLY good at one puzzle at suck at another. I personally found the orb to be the only hard one.

[@matejkaukal3231]

They get progressively harder also, towards the end I hated them about as much as dunkey

[@Aboy007]

I started hating it once it became TRON

[@deerby1500]

Its kinda hard to fail them unless you dont take your time. Because you move the tracker faster as it reaches the edge of the sphere, and not a lot of people account for that

[@grottake]

Its just hard because youre holding out both hands and when theres multiple goals, they usually require turning the ball, which is hard to do while holding the pointer steady on it

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

1:42 Dunkey: HOW COME IT'S NOT WORKING FOR ME Also Dunkey: *Does the wimpiest attempt at a whack ever seen*

[@cornparade6874]

DUNKEY LIED ABOUT A SNAIL

[@generalbanana1885]

Imagine being in a shoot out and the man killing all your friends is waving his hands in the air while beatboxing and flipping you off.

[@bimblor9858]

"This is like a mod for Jimmy Neutron, or something..."

[@incelismoargentinook]

I think Half Life: Alyx is a great comeback for Valve, with a fun challenging gameplay. Having your hands in the air to the naked eye. You can get insta-killed that way!

[@niceguy123ish]

Everyone is missing the fact that Dunkey isn't playing Half Life: Alyx, this is actually the secret prequel game Half Died: "Oh no I Dropped it"

[@Multi-Waves_Music]

*full death

[@beryvice1598]

4:55 "I'm rich!" I died laughing right there

[@jaidendeprez1842]

😀😀😀😋😋😋I don't need tp lolol lmaoooo

[@Dremekeks]

3:15 - *_"Comon Morgan Freeman."_*

[@pachucodreams]

0:27 Real-life Homer Simpson

[@PDBC69]

This game needs to add more characters from Fire Emblem

[@Exorcist_ali248]

Fire Emblem is some of that good-good, swallow your pride and play the funny anime game that we all hate you coward

[@Burgarfury]

Dunkey's "how 'bout one of theeese ha?' cracks me up every time. Pure entertainment

[@weet294]

dunkey both failed to realize that the trails on the orb puzzle fail it, you can let go of the beam to make yourself invincible to the beams, and that you can rotate the entire puzzle with your hand. boomer dunkey's mind is going

[@miniwidget6407]

He was making it harder on himself but it’s funny so idc

[@Telonelemon3]

Dunk doesnt have any patience. Hes said it plenty of times. That's why hes not the best source for reviews on anything that's "boring" to him.

[@MirandaAndUh]

Please don't expect Dunkey to actually learn through trial and error, he really prefers just sticking with error.

[@dontworryhouston]

@@Telonelemon3 he's not the best source for reviews in general

[@wiiu42]

He also seems to think you only get one try for each puzzle.

[@rjeejacobjacob]

4:19 I'm Swapping to mouse in keyboard in the middle of a firefight XD

[@mariomilardovic2158]

We know what he said we saw the video

[@Frawt]

@Tucker Johnson Yeah, we've all kind of accepted the retarded parrots at this point who just point at things and go "hey, it's that thing! xDDD".

[@mariomilardovic2158]

@Tucker Johnson I just didnt expect this type of comment on a dunkey video thats all... don't really read comments much lately

[@brennan7470]

Dunkey please stop giving the middle finger. My mom saw what I was watching and now Im grounded from playing mario 64 on dreams

[@chibidragon4047]

Are you serious ? 😂 I feel bad for you, damn.

[@Joel-ik3sz]

Welcome to Chinatown

[@frozen2402-v8d]

I like how Dunkey takes a part of the game that happens every once and a while and only takes up a couple of seconds and makes it half the video.