Half-Life Blue Shift... but ran through Google Translate

Blue Shift... but none of the dialogue/text makes any sense.
Video without voice: • Half-Life Blue Shift.....
Blue Shift Google Translate is a simple mod. It takes all the dialogue and text in blue shift, and runs it through google translate a bunch of times, which messes it all up. All the dialogue make no sense, since they were translated to oblivion. Blue Shift along with Opposing Force and half life 1 also have the same mod, and they are similar.
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Downloads:
You need to own Half-Life: Blue Shift and have it installed to play Blue Shift Google Translate Edition
Mod: www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-...
Half-Life: Blue Shift: store.steampowered.com/app/13...
OBS (what I record with): obsproject.com/
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Music:
(In order of appearance)
.Kevin MacLeod - Sneaky Adventure
.Kevin MacLeod - Scheming Weasel
.Opposing Force - Planet (Soundtrack)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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[@bonefex3000]

Original video not reused 5 times at all.❤️

[@zherean42069]

who the hell would do that?

[@slickcalf985]

Are you Google translated?

[@lovrohadrovic4928]

Se

[@bonefex3000]

@Denis I have noticed you. And that is half the battle.

[@bonefex3000]

@Denis Don't you do this like every video.

[@EdmundLoh]

You can now be known as the Lord of the Rings.

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

"Dude first we heard known as the Lord of the Rings" Gordon: Did i just heard Gandalf?

[@desfox3685]

"Mesa gives you the power to turn black" Oh my god

[@EdmundLoh]

I read that in Jar Jar Binks’ voice.

[@desfox3685]

@@EdmundLoh lol

[@bw3609]

Finally I can be black

[@narrowgauge0727]

reverse micheal jackson

[@thatonebroski]

Clipped lmao

[@user-tl7ks6nw9v]

Ah yes, my favourite half life protagonist *Clinically Silent Kalhun*

[@juggernaut6832]

I laughed uncontrollably at this

[@HL1_EP1]

7:04 He said "Scoop it up! And put it in!" and then did a "squat" and I don't know what to make of that.

[@minecrafterx69]

S U S

[@OMGWTFBBQ1902]

"Download Game" "Okay, then what?" "Oh, it's just saved games there."

[@bule7405]

“I wish i was able to drive a silent car, unfortunately they don’t exist.” Electric cars: “Are we a joke to you?”

[@euro_rfx4499]

To me they make really annoying high pitched noise....

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

My mom's electric car is so silent when running that sometimes she turns it off thinking it wasn't already on.

[@galbelol766]

they make a noise if they crash

[@leonardofilho7397]

the engine doesn't make noise, the movement does

[@alejandro6070]

6:56 "If you succeed you can enjoy it without any restrictions or... restrictions ;)" Also "scoop it up AND PUT IT IN!" I had a really good laugh with this uh... oddly suggestive dialogue :P

[@Kobeny997]

My man Rosenberg changed from not normal to a poetist and to a rapper.

[@pitchblack4157]

Masterpiece for AI'S "Best woman" Half life:We're boys

[@TheEngieTF2]

"Mr. Mesa Black" Sounds like someone's attempt to create a name for a black character

[@smalleser]

Ned a dispencer here

[@OMGWTFBBQ1902]

**Insert overused dispenser joke here**

[@Rockygaming241]

the unrealistic part is, you didn't laugh at the stupidity of the dialouge/text while I almost died laughing

[@Creeper_1783]

So Mesa Black is a living building with humans inside it

[@zherean42069]

And earth is a planet that has life on it

[@Creeper_1783]

should have used “creature” instead of building

[@goofyahh1777]

"mase gives you power to turn black" that shit had laughing for a minute

[@icanplaytehdrumz]

Thanks for playing the mod! I should let you know the hazard course in this one is actually amazing and has some hilarious translations.

[@LamWarp]

I played every other Hazard course, so... I don't know why I skipped it on this one :/

[@EdmundLoh]

Barney: you can throw the grenade... or BE the grenade HAAAAAYYY

[@scottl.1568]

"mosses?!" You get yourself to church this Sunday!

[@theohmguy]

"E.Y.I black baseball football" alright this is going to be good

[@JustForFun-Sveta-and-Andrey]

"You can now be known as the lord of the rings." So, how did Barney become Sauron?

[@civilprotection91]

7:33 reminded me of “Half Life if it was written by a bot” when it says “The HECU see what seems to be an industrial complex populated by aliens. This is not good”

[@NoobGyver]

Clinicaly Silent Kalhun is something that sounds more like gordon

[@funneneym9965]

Clinically Silent Freeman

[@sharethisposttrendiscringe]

​@@funneneym9965Clinically Silent Cicero

[@xxedgelord420xx4]

Health is a low priority at Black Mesa (not like we already knew that)

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

AoA is angle of attack. For flying a space plane.

[@supersp9450]

Good, you made Half-Life Blue Shift Google Translated. Now we just have to wait another year for Half-Life 2: Lost Coast Google Translated. And another for Portal Google Translated. And the last one for Portal 2 Google Translated.

[@jjbinks]

This is the funniest video on the entirety of KZbin

[@uglies7056]

Google Translate Objective: Half-Life Regular ✓ Opposing Force ✓ Blue Shift ✓ Unchecked: Decay

[@LamWarp]

Isn't that co-op? That's gonna be hard to do for me.

[@uglies7056]

You can switch player by pressing G

[@uglies7056]

Like me, im a solo who play decay until the end of it

[@flusterduster3.037]

"You want?" "p a i n t' - Half-Life scientist, 1998 Edit: Scoop it up and put it in! ( Edit again. This is prob the funniest vid I’ve seen in a while. Something about random words put together are really funny )

[@liambengif7663]

Ah yes my favorite sporting event, EYI black baseball football. 0:31

[@GrayKeyboard]

7:06 "And put it in!" if you say so, Mr. Rosenberg 😳

[@chadjacket]

1:29 Randy pitchfork the second in nutshell

[@FalkyRocket2222]

i think that this floating houndeye is actually in the original blue-shift from what i remember, doesnt change the fact that its cursed tho 8:00

[@FalkyRocket2222]

also the quit button being just "destroy the game" lol

[@OMGWTFBBQ1902]

I love how the A on the Half-Life logo was replaced with Google Translate's logo

[@smalleser]

Hey where medic

[@uglies7056]

Ketinggalan jaman bang?

[@buildersleague755]

@@smalleser hey where grammar

[@pills2927]

@@buildersleague755 hey where brain

[@buildersleague755]

@@pills2927 hey where mind your own fucking business

[@Leah96xxx]

Idk why but the Barney grenades had me in knots lol

[@geofffreighbigginshire]

This is what happen if the Resonance Cascade turned human language to scrambled.

[@whoohaaXL]

I like how you use the same format as Jolly Wangcore. It's refreshing to see someone who isn't so bad at half Life games use the same formula.

[@Believe086]

Eeeee kalhun beeee,is easy to beee,expose to theeee Im dying if laughter rn

[@tehcooler]

LamWarp... but ran through Google Translate

[@pinroshan020]

"This is where the fun begins!" - skywalker

[@bludix_elite]

I love this chill voice

[@LegendaryLowRank]

“clinically silent kailhoun” lmao

[@catgaeming2025]

it takes the best men to become the best woman 5:02

[@oldundead]

How did it manage to reach The Lord of the Rings? Lol 1:45

[@XV_0]

2:34 nah bro, that got me lmao

[@Da_crusader_ball36]

Same

[@tailnowag8753]

Silent cars exist! Landboats. Return to sailing. (also electric cars whir like a giant drill)

[@anotheratheist]

7:06 The scientist is charging up his inner Shia LaBeouf.

[@alcal35]

The best woman part was hilarious!There was a death man in that room:)

[@Henrydeaths]

Lam warp: xen is boring Xen: oh no im died Spidereye: **walk in wall**

[@ghostontoast1017]

Alternate title: half life on LSD

[@dreaammy8123]

new character unlocked "Mr. Mesa Black"

[@BlueCodingStudio]

Mr Cologne Mouldune "Lord of the rings" Kalhun escapes Mesa Black

[@TheJewishCamel]

Not laughed so hard in a long time haha

[@literallynotBuilderman]

I love how Rosenburg has so much personality in the way he talks He's so much different than the other scientists just because of that

[@lazymansload520]

0:51 “I’m mr. Mesa black, look at meeee!”

[@rockhouse7485]

In the lobby one of the posters said there is no hope

[@mordorman6609]

i just like that Lam is just sighly dying from video to video.

[@emerson5225]

7:32 "the H E C U see what seems to be..."😂

[@SillyAngelito]

"Mr. Mesa black" Google translation "Black messa" hunt down the Freeman

[@ariral536]

Silent kalhun is a cool guy!

[@timotejantaek412]

Man this game should be named: The Full-Life Red Backspace

[@nurfai8631]

"Mesa gives you the power to turn black" I ain't gonna change my race💀☠

[@KeradSnake]

Australian of the year award

[@panqueque445]

"Black Mesa gives you the power of turning black" Ah yes, the reverse Michael Jackson.

[@Yio._LA]

Mesa gives you the power to turn black

[@HL1_EP1]

Ah yes poetists

[@angryhamster75]

Wow, you're my favorite youtuber. This must be your funniest video 📹 😂 i loved your valve game videos 😊 but i noticed you dont do them anymore. When will you make a video obout valve games 🎮 i really miss them 😢

[@ariral536]

Spidereye the savior of houndeyes the movie

[@bluethunder863]

ah yes the boldun is the lord of the rings with a gluon gun

[@definitely_playing]

that he knowns that the more easily eeeeee kalhhun beeeee is easy to beeee expose to theeee to do the land of "cham"

[@dreaammy8123]

This is one of my favorite series lol! its too funny

[@v2d2]

Now you will be known as the "Lord of the Rings"!

[@Dustin-trustinO12]

Blue Shrift.

[@smalleser]

Ah yes dis i alr saw dis but i wanna watch it again

[@CaptainHarris-ip2kg]

HL resources use WAV files. Which means you had the actors re-record the dialogue. Interesting video.

[@shirleyjones952]

When the black mesa called Mr. mesa black lol

[@scottl.1568]

"FREE FREEDOM" = 'MERICA

[@blahajgang]

this mod is such a gem

[@NNinja1255]

I wonder what a Jolly and LamWarp collab would be like (like with Sven Co-op)

[@NavrajThapa2002]

"we box of panties" *lmao*

[@bluethunder863]

Now that is an automatic shotgun

[@pandachubby5269]

best bomb ever im crying xDD weeeeeyyyyhhh *headbuttkaboom*

[@abirbharadwaj89]

Take a barney had me lmao

[@Chaotic_Fellow]

Well *I WILL EMBRACE YOU*

[@KateHikes83TJD]

1:00 "Look gordon-

[@thisweirdguynamedrick4596]

nice man, wish i was here on time.

[@juggernaut6832]

Ah yes. Dies, our favorite clinically dead colleague before resonance cascade

[@batesfurness]

Mesa gives you the power to turn black. The most powerful power in the universe.

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

Attack on Gordon er Cicero 2:15

[@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215]

Ngl, Cicero is a good name.

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

Cicero freeman.

[@MYNAMACHEF]

Finally a reason to play blue shift

[@dogo8012]

Man finally after some few months idk how long but my exams have ended now i can enjoy watching your videos late at night again also.. i got fuckin proposed by my crush les FK goooo

[@monsterurby]

The mouths not moving is due to all of the edited audio files not being saved in the correct format. Quite an easy fix... but sooo many files ¬_¬

[@BedsAreComfy]

Perfection

[@BSPNode]

I’ll have you know that most electric cars are extremely silent, so your fantasies of driving a silent car is unfortunately real!

[@LamWarp]

That's true. For some reason I read it as "completely silent", like absolutely no noise.

[@combineadvisor572]

Apparently black mesa doesn't accept employees with the name of "Moses"

[@thehalflifeguy368]

"school school"

[@999multicat]

Should be called Half Life: Stroke

[@TheManWhoSoldTheW0rld]

Jolly Wangcore Should make a video about this one

[@fonesrphunny7242]

2:21 Those guys are obviously talking about installing MS Paint.