Half-Life NOCLIP speedrun

A speedrun through Half-Life using the classic noclip cheat only.
Taking virtually the shortest paths possible and a few cool trigger and teleport shortcuts as well.
New Gauge Half-Life
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[@JackLe1127]

finally a speedrun i can do

[@Bagixxx1]

Jack Le yes jack

[@toshiba_g]

me too bro xd

[@P0MaIIIe4Ka_06]

*fixed* finally a speedrun we can do

[@Jhossyjh]

Same xd

[@EzzeSoy]

HAHAHAH RIGHT

[@FelixElMaestri]

I remember how excited I was as a child doing the "Noclip" for the first time, because I thought there was an entire world outside the game. How innocent

[@segfer2545]

:'v

[@BMofficialvids]

Haha, same here but for Half-Life 2. I was shocked to see an empty void outside the Highway 17 cliffs.

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

we all clones fr

[@TRUEMASTEROFGD]

Lmao same

[@wirelexexe]

Barney: Hey Gordan. *Gordon walks through walls*

[@painlmao1221]

Barney: hey wait Barney: *noclip*

[@chessemchesse3676]

Whats next A headcrab on a taco

[@bonkplayer2365]

LOL

[@scpmtfeta-1048]

@@painlmao1221 what's next ? HECU WALK HELICOPTER?

[@mercce6750]

*FLY through wall*

[@KyberEagleProductions]

3:10 'Shit we got hostiles!!!' *Gordon disappears through the wall* "They sent us fucking ghosts now?!!"

[@Aarone2004]

ghostiles

[@remlet3753]

sh*t we got hostiles where did they go?

[@m4y0sh1]

xd

[@gemtownMANCHURIA]

"I didn't sign up for this shit."

[@accountdisbanded]

Shit we've got hostiles! the fuck just happened? Man this was just your hallucina... tion. Or maybe, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK WE'VE GOT GHOSTS!!! HELP

[@filsdelama]

I like how the actual speedrun just only 2 times longer than a "noclip" speedrun

[@outmyskiessmarg460]

+filsde lama this is word for word what I was about to type before I scrolled down

[@grizzlixx]

noclip speed is super slow. you can go faster very easily by shopping.

[@linuskobal]

Cherry, noclipping allows you to go through walls and go straight to the triggers.

[@grizzlixx]

HuddaIzMagik RainBowPyro I know what noclip is, but my point is it's slow

[@linuskobal]

cherry-trix Again, you get a trade-off of going directly to the triggers, which is faster.

[@IBeforeAExceptAfterK]

And yet, despite being barely more than half as long, somehow this run feels slower than the 21 minute legit run.

[@theobserver4214]

I before A except after K could be the fact that noclip is painfully slow

[@clem7414]

Well duh no b hopping

[@iliapachulia9012]

funny enough the half life extremely fucked version speedrun takes I believe 5-6 minutes less than this

[@sef2273]

Boring no skills lol

[@vandy_vt]

*Subject : Freeman* *Status : Cheater* *Awaiting Hacks*

[@oneworldcommunity117]

no Subject : Freeman Status : Cheater Awaiting *BAN*

[@TheAvenger67e8]

+Ionut Mosoiu Perfect ba. Perfect...

[@vandy_vt]

DopeZebra gg

[@vandy_vt]

I think he's still awaiting for aimbot hack

[@stickanimatorproductions5167]

+vanderley5974 100th like

[@olucaspc]

somewhere... a game map designer cries...

Avast - Anti mendigos And?

[@floorpuncher3280]

Humans were made by god in 1998

[@AlFredo-sx2yy]

if map designers didnt exist then who the fuck made all the maps for all the games? The tasks for a game are divided by sections, some code, some make textures, some make lighting, some make the maps. Map designers are not only random people that use dev tools to make mods. Wait a minute... was that a human using SARCASM?!

[@OctaHeart]

Al Fredo Sarcasm? In my comments? No. It cannot be!

[@RC568]

FireOcta if you’re gonna be sarcastic then don’t make yourself look like a fucking idiot

[@DanielEhlmann]

Gordon Freeman casually drifts through walls while the world goes to hell.

[@linuskobal]

G-Man doesn't ask questions on how Gordon can do even more complicated things than he can.

[@Delta_z-cj2uc]

HuddaIzMagik RainBowPyro this is why gman said Gordon have limitless potential at the train

[@coffeetext]

Daniel Ehlmann '... Barney?' "Yeah, doc?" 'Do you remember that time where Gordon came to work, and flew through the lobby wall at Sector C?' "I'm pretty sure that we've been through a helluva lot more than that, doc."

[@hlord8845]

T poses with it All in half life: *HE HACKED US KILL HIM*

[@DyaMetR]

I think he actually made this "speedrun" after all of the "OMG HAX" on the legit speedruns to make fun of it.

[@TheMineMappers]

lol

[@InnovativeNationOfficial]

this was made before HL in 21

[@darkrta]

He's not cheating, he has a flusha brand gaming chair. Plus he lifts his mouse a lot.

[@Dapplication]

Dark urgh ded mem

[@nameisChannelID]

Ibrahim urgh nobod askd

[@sperwal]

#Dark Are these guys vortigaunts?

[@sperwal]

XD

[@SignOne]

The awkward moment when one day you actually beat this time without no-clip.

[@ThePilotGuyFP]

XNR MUSIC it's a joke

[@Juckey]

XNR MUSIC read the comment properly before commenting

[@MadDogCommunity]

Danny danny replace d with tr

[@peetersm6783]

XNR MUSIC well, technically you're right, but keep in mind not a long time ago 30minutes was considered fast and a bit before, it was +-40minutes. So one in the other, i do think there is a chance that one day someone will find a new big cut and get under the 20minutes.

[@bricklee12]

+Onur Can That awkward moment when you realised you are the fucking idiot , not the guy that you said he is

[@lonelypotato520]

This is a prime example of how hard effort pays off Look at the level of skill he has You don't just learn to do something like that in a day, it takes years if practice to master

[@Somethingafw]

+Lonely Potato Actually he had to go through every single load zone so he could continue. Other wise the map wouldn't load. So knowing where everything is takes a lot of practice

[@user-sr6pi5lp3q]

Somethingafw fucking much of practice, yes

[@ddljunkygames7654]

@@user-sr6pi5lp3q like years of it

[@normalasian9260]

@Cakenja yet these are the same heroes that we don't deserve

[@0xVENx0]

this is actually harder than the normal speedrun memorise wise. bc with normal speedrun u just win asap and try to use best short cuts, but with this u need better memory

[@TheCobraMGP]

BHop Speedrun:20 mins Noclip Speedrun:10 mins So... What would happen if we added BHops to Noclip? Well...Fuck.

[@nightlust]

+TheCobraMGP you can't bhop + noclip '-'

[@TheCobraMGP]

+Valentin Crucifix Duh!.. It was a joke pal,I was joking about how OP it'd be If it was possible.. If I could jump while flying I'd be pretty hyped too...

[@nightlust]

I know I know but even physics are fucked now :o

[@TheCobraMGP]

+Valentin Crucifix Agreed on that my man..Even Freeman broke Phys Laws so hard that he entered a new dimension (Xen) But implying we're talking about The Freeman that's completely normal :D

[@nightlust]

sure! :D

[@E8144EOE]

Watching a noclip speedrun is like observing someone slowly drink themselves to death.

[@flag_us]

Well said.

[@thecombinearecoming]

E8144818 HasNoFriends ...he says as he has a spoony profile picture

[@E8144EOE]

thecombinearecoming Cite your sources as to why this is an important detail.

[@themcjarhead1383]

In every single legit speedrun those same darn marines always exploit Gordon Freeman's fear of marines in dark rooms and are able to capture him, even if he is a maniac that somehow flies around at the speed of light. Well, Gordon got real fed up with this and decided that it was time for him to use his fourth dimension traveling powers to finally escape their grasp.

[@SimonClarkstone]

TheMCJarhead I think the thing that happens is they hit him over the head.

[@kristaIcIear]

only the mighty science man could get away with this

[@ironpainting1210]

He really makes physics seem theoretical

[@Zudexa]

just a casual game of how fast can you hit all the level triggers XD

[@simonedaishi5290]

just like the actual speedrun

[@rauqui5318]

you clearly see hes cheating on 2:39 because he dont take damage on the fall

[@rapsis2x2]

Arda yılmaz I really hope this was said with irony.

[@rauqui5318]

got a lot of fish

[@bdorrd3631]

Or he's using noclip

[@ferret7508]

Rakowski RwK Either these people that commented on your comment are really god damned stupid and don't understand your joke, or they tricked me.

[@vladimirchova]

Rakowski RwK Or maybe hes using noclip and didn't even touch the ground beacuse he CAN'T.

[@headcrab7725]

4:30, G-man is like "u wot m8?"

[@blueshit199]

*G-Man thinking* "He ain't gonna get me here xD" *Freeman flies out a wall* "HOLLY SHIT!!!"

[@theRealTolentino]

BlueShit199 your the gman BECAUSE I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@pikkkkaro]

Headcrab boi

[@accountdisbanded]

gee man: woah woah woah slow down mate! Oh fuck

[@Lodenuri]

hardest speedrun i've seen yet

[@guardiadecivil6777]

The irony is that it really is,He actually got to remembers where the next map "loading" should be walked on

[@lukkkasz323]

Maybe it's segmented after every level?

[@xaernxd]

@@lukkkasz323 no

[@lukkkasz323]

@lukkasz323 no

[@anisometropie]

It looks like a lot of maps are intersecting each other, it’d be fun to have everything loaded in one single map

[@LunicAura106]

It would make this run faster, but think about the performance issues

[@Markodds]

anisometropie Benihime It would be a very big map consider that Xen is light years away from earth :)

[@blueshit199]

Markodds quoting dr. Breen "Another universe, in a matter of fact!"

[@lukkkasz323]

+LunicAura106 It would be good on good computer, i have about 2000+ fps in Half-Life on 800$ PC

[@aguyonyt1]

@@blueshit199technically in between universes

[@Janfon1]

Noclip speedrun - Still takes 11 minutes to go through the game.

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Lol, that's 9 minutes shorter than a complete speedrun.

[@TetchyEquation]

ThePhirenor About 15 minutes shorter

[@bruhSaintJohn]

TetchyEquation Nah man, current WR is 20:41

[@TetchyEquation]

ThePhirenor I know but Im talking about the average speedrun

[@SteppingTrack]

I think the actual world record is 33:58 by Tryedz. The 20:41 one is a macro-assisted run which is not allowed.

[@milanekmagera7456]

Subject : Freeman Status : Cheater Awaiting BAN

[@aa-mz1qh]

Subject : Milanek Magera Status: Copypaster Awaiting to be executed

[@lucasa.4029]

Spore galaxy XD

[@stancastan]

Milanek Magera *Gordon Freeman gets VAC Banned*

[@hlord8845]

But im using noclip and i dont get Banned. _.

[@xaernxd]

@@hlord8845 lol you cant get banned on a singleplayer game

[@SoulCrusherEx]

i really like this speedrun. its amazing to see how this world is crafted and how huge it is. Created back in the 90`s. amazing vid.

[@chrissy1045]

This is one of the most relaxing speedruns I've ever seen

[@proez564]

C Olsen yup

[@SparkShredder]

Yeah 100% agreed. I think its the first of its kind visual asmr. I thought i was the only one experiencing that calmness.

[@jerkakame]

I saw a lot of different hl1 speedruns with different settings and console commands and cheats, and I thought "would be funny if someone did a noclip speedrun" AND SOMEONE CREARLY DID WTF

[@danteezy945]

Jerkakame same

[@ddljunkygames7654]

Really?! Who?

[@404Negative]

clean segmented speedrun in 21 min, noclip speedrun in 12 min. gordon is the best sprinter in world.

[@ResPaWn1911]

Noclip always afraid me. You never know where will you go.

[@royalrice5663]

This was actually way more interesting than I thought it would be. Never seen this kind of thing before. Good work!

[@RealRogerFK]

this is the intended way to play this game

[@marianbudiu1000]

So, if Nihilanth wasn't killed by gordon, that's means no half life 2 ??

[@acidrain4769]

Bye Bye, Episode Three ~Gabe Newell aka our p2p god

[@yeehawjones1230]

There is a Half Life 2, but it just sucks more.

[@TStormGuy]

1:28 HUEEEG

[@Mirimata]

For some reason, this is hilarious.

[@Randarrradara]

you are not even running or hopping. its a speedclip

[@Randarrradara]

looks like you didnt get the "joke". I know that is it noclip, but the title says that this is a speedrun while he is not even running - he is clipping. speed + run = speedrun speed + noclip = speedclip / speednoclip :P Kuroush Amirhosseini

[@Randarrradara]

Kuroush Amirhosseini holy fuck thats really stupid

[@no-better-name]

Kuroush Amirhosseini, so ignorant of you

[@cryotheus115]

Freeman evolved into plasma apparently.

[@x8BitRain]

Half Life as the crow flies... or clips.

[@hielzak]

At 4:30, G-man reaction : Gm : "DA FUCK ?! Oo"

[@guardiadecivil6777]

Nah,G-man will probably be like "OH SHIT,MY SON IS FOLLOWING MY FOOTSTEP!"

[@Rygads]

While I appreciate that somebody took the time to learn the fastest way to clip through each section of each level, the regular exploit speedruns are sooo much more entertaining.

[@Gonken88]

noclip is what destroyed gaming for me as a kid. I knew it was just games and all, but when I saw the actual simplicity of the levels, it was like having a magic trick exposed and explained. I saw the matrix. my fuck having to go through your first life crisis at 13.

[@proez564]

Gonken88 noclip can show you easter eggs -.-

[@blueshit199]

Half-Life: Ghost Simulator :D

[@AnglosArentHuman]

+blueshit199 NO NO NO Half Life: Ghost Force: Blue Ectoplasm Decay

[@guardiadecivil6777]

Half life : Blue hax Half life : Opposing hax Half life : hax Half life 2 : episode hax

[@manunavoni7666]

this isn't bolloxsed and yet i am slower than you

[@LuisDuc]

Do an Opposing Force NoClip speedrun maybe?

[@AliAli-vw4wk]

ya 😀😀😀😀

[@DrBox]

But why tho

[@LuisDuc]

XD Haha, just to see how long Opposing Force No Clip takes and still, there isn't any Opposing Force No Clip speedrun video anyway

[@eratous4477]

Luis Nguyễn I'll make one

[@LuisDuc]

Nice, I'll subcribe you for that 1

[@kidcuisine5175]

woah at 5:34 how did he go thru the wall

[@analdestruction5818]

magic

[@prodhenri]

Kid Cuisine he has a reaally good gaming chair

[@masonahron3459]

Kid Cuisine simple.... Noclip

[@aquiles7514]

he has a gaming chair or he used the command /gamemode 3

[@lalka7747]

@@aquiles7514 minecraft?

[@ByeBaybe]

you end where you start. cool.

[@nopushbutton]

Cool, now do a TAS version of this.

[@YellowSabre]

Over 100 maps + noclip = feels like 19 maps

[@lynkrandom6852]

Epic Commenter Are 83 maps .

[@lynkrandom6852]

@@OpposingFork Hey , this is an old post haha

[@oddlookingbloke5873]

People say this isn't a real speedrun Well then, why don't you try to do it as fast as this, Hero :D

[@uraganotkirki]

Nice! A fresh and new perspective on speedrunning. As always, waiting for the record-breaking speedrun. :))

[@xhailas]

Wisely done, Mr. Freeman. I will see you up ahead!

[@Ulve124]

Very cool. Might seem easy to some people, but the fact that you need to know where all the triggers and necessities for proceeding are, makes it a whole lot more impressive. Certainly requires a lot of knowledge about the game. Well done

[@ShaggySimple]

Still less cheaty than Half-Life in 20:41

[@okie9025]

that speedrun didnt use almost any console commands lmfao

[@coque3253]

+Donald Trump Yes it did :P, they used scripts, scripts=lots of commands together

[@okie9025]

***** not console commands, but macro keys, it basically presses 2 keys at once for example for bhopping: by pressing "mwheelup" execute "forward; jump; crouch" thats a script

[@coque3253]

Lol i just use "bind mwheelup-down "+jump"

[@coque3253]

And i can Bhop ALMOST like this video perfectly good

[@kveller555]

This isn't a real speedrun.

[@quadrazid]

You're right, it's a NOCLIP speedrun. Did you figure it out by yourself or did you learn it from the video title?

[@kveller555]

***** Both

[@shaymii6310]

Sick burn

[@kveller555]

***** From the planet of dumb xD I'm sorry I wrote that. I was bored .-.

[@kveller555]

***** xD Btw, WHEN YOU WILL MAKE HALF LIFE 3???

[@Xiaopang3333]

Cool to see that the best HL1-speedrun is only 9 min faster than by using noclip. This shows how optimized this run is even more. That being said, I wouldn't mind seeing noclip runs for other games

[@fasteXChecker]

Thank you. i dont know why but this made me really happy.

[@uberwire1608]

quadrazid, the god of Half Life, having the whole Half Life Universe Bible written in his head.

[@Bluemanboss101]

I feel like Quadrazid only had one game on his computer for a good 4 years and this was it

[@yeegz7479]

9:48 you can hear nihilanth saying "what the hell you doing"

[@xaernxd]

lmao it sound like it

[@xaernxd]

more like what the hell you done

[@yes51472]

It's kinda greasy because he must know the location where the next map starts

[@StarfruitsurfridaHHH]

OH and I love the part when you tripped laser mines but you managed to skip the death sequence by getting to a loading screen before the death could catch up. I found that amazing.

[@miasweatman7340]

*Does absolutely nothing, doesn't kill the Nihalinth, and flies away from Gman as soon as he starts talking* "Wisely done, Mr Freeman"

[@vitalipark3703]

Interesting way to study the field !

[@xanadu2583]

gives a whole new meaning to "floating through life"

[@notoriousneht4530]

Well this sure is the most interesting speedrun I've seen ever

[@asdfggqwe]

Wisely done, Mr. Freeman!

[@trashtalkerize]

this is actually more interesting than i expected to be nice job

[@Celdis0210]

wow nice speed run I wish I was as good as you

[@karcsi255854]

Wisely done, Mr. Freeman

[@aperfectlynormalinternetus6715]

Here we have a wild noclipper, wrecking havoc and triggering everything everywhere he goes.

[@tarreislam]

Ive always thought of this, just to compare a standard hl1 run, now i dont have to wonder anymore

[@FerutElCampeador]

Wisely done, mr Freeman!

[@Whiteykid2]

reminds me of the freeman's mind intros

[@CapnLexCrunch]

This is strangely relaxing to watch

[@360xxx_swagluvunohomosapie9]

I just imagine seeing lifeless gordon fly through walls on security cameras

[@scaryshit2488]

What's with the longass name?

[@theparkouristad]

It's just weird of how the Enormously Warped speedrun was quicker than this.

[@marvinboi8421]

noclip simulator 2013

[@aren3325]

i feel that this speedrun will actually take time to master and here every milisecond will count. In some places bhopping is faster then noclip and finding those places to make the run faster is the hardest

[@natashashuman8718]

OH MY GOD! That client is sooooooo freaking awesome!!! Thank you soooooo much!

[@Steve-vn8iy]

cant wait for a map_ speedrun

[@MMMAKER35]

I'm tripping out! xD Btw, new sub!

[@rudygrzyb1501]

you can do this faster by changing sv_noclipspeed (default is 5)

[@eratous4477]

Rudy Grzyb you can thanks man!?

[@chistinelane]

Rudy Grzyb that's called cheating

[@themcjarhead1383]

I don't think that's a thing in GoldSource.

[@liberator101]

WOW

[@prodhenri]

doesnt exist in goldsrc

[@tofuki3444]

Quadrazid: Does an speedrun with noclip me: goes to see the room with gaben face

[@justafunnycomrade]

MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

[@tofuki3444]

Black Mesa Scientist: Help! Gordon: *opens console and types* sv_cheats 1, noclip *closes console and walks trough the entire black mesa lab*

[@colly6022]

i can already see many possible route optimizations here

[@hl2mukkel]

sv_noclipspeed? did this exist in in goldsrc?

[@JerryKid72]

negative

[@xaernxd]

@@LupoCani goldsrc is goldsource in shorter

[@fausto123]

The fact that he memorized where the other parts of the map are it's impressive. Without that he would be nocliping in circles.

[@gorftollisorn7117]

"Nice cheat bro, you're just noclipping."

[@veculon]

After too many years of jumping and crouching at really high speed, Gordon has trascended to a new level where He can fly and pass through the walls.

[@Halas27]

This is the SpeedRun most bizarre of all XD

[@estebanmedinad8370]

Wisley done Mr.Freeman!

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

Absolutely radical.

[@c0l1n_m45]

POV: You caused a resonance cascade which inadvertently turned you into SCP 106

[@mtflieutenant7693]

I was looking for this xD xP

[@drgabi18]

welcome to the channel

[@kabachokkabachkov8013]

Best speedrun ever

[@user-lp2uy5fz3h]

This is an amazing shit, I've watched.

[@gamerfi9451]

u can adjust speed of the noclip and freeman's run speed :/ but it was something like that u had to add 1 script to hl1 folder and then adjust :)

[@ACoupleStoners]

This looks like a really tough acid trip.

[@TheOneAndOnIyCake]

Wow this is a bit odd i never thought someone would do the whole game like this.

[@colepower9653]

funny thing is the actually speed run is only like double this time

[@aGrafimir]

I like a how the latest speedrun was shorter than this...