Half-Life & Portal - The Complete Story (What You Need to Know!)

[@SuggestiveGaming]

Please *avoid posting* Half-Life: Alyx spoilers. I know it's exciting having new information on the story, but most folks watching this video are doing so _BEFORE_ playing the new game. Have some respect for their playthroughs and let them enjoy something they've probably waited over a decade for.

[@Blueflag04]

I didn't realise the game is coming out this Thursday

[@ShimmyPilates]

BlueFlag Alpha it’s already out

[@DeathAchmed]

Hey there, could you tell me where did you found these comic images? Is there a comic series?

[@DeathAchmed]

@@JoshPicard thx a lot!!

[@unchpunchem8947]

You should make a similar video in a little while incorporating alyx into the timeline! I’m interested on your take on how the events change what we know about the lore.

[@shelbyyoutube6281]

If Cave Johnson was alive for the black mesa incident he wouldn’t even care about the alien attack, he’d just be laughing at the fall of black Mesa

[@melonhead238]

True

[@andrewhodgson2566]

And laughing

[@owensfinalproject]

Black Mesa, you can eat my bankrupt....

[@influenza3736]

Sir, we're recording.

[@Ulrich_dArth]

Briefly misread that as 'Carl Johnson' from GTA: SA

[@rossmcmahon4964]

Have we talked about Chell’s AMAZING aim? She hipfires the moon shot, and it lands within 10 meters of the Apollo 11 Lander and buggy.

[@HRVipertm]

Couldn’t be 11, that mission didn’t include a buggy

[@professionaldisappointment1654]

@@HRVipertm it does include a buggy tho or it isnt??

[@supercomputer0448]

I'd guess thats just unimaginable luck.

[@Fry_tag]

@@professionaldisappointment1654 the first moon rover was part of Apollo 15. The Apollo missions before that had no rover.

[@darkforcekiller]

I find it more impressive how Chells lungs didnt just get sucked out her asshole due to the vacuum of space.

[@AwkwardStepho]

I can't wait for Portal: Rattmann

[@reivm5167]

wait it's pronounced ratt *mann* ? I'm seeing a possible connection to TF2.......

[@M3rk420]

Reivo Meedla indeed...

[@XxxHawk66]

Honestly i'd be more than down to play that

[@whyhellothere9822]

.

[@gabebramlett3596]

Oh my god, that would be amazing! I could imagine it being physics/stealth, considering hes hiding in the walls, you @AwkwardStepho are a genius

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

Fun trivia: Wheatley is so incredibly dense, when he and the Space Cube are sucked into the vacuum of space, Space Cube immediately begins orbiting Wheatley.

[@theminecraftduck6648]

I always wondered why the space core was orbiting him, but now that makes perfect sense.

[@eggward7203]

I love how much they drive in the point that Wheatley is a dense moron lmao

[@Leolikat]

When glados says the paradox all the Franken turrets short circuit so they are smarter than Wheatley

[@eggward7203]

@@Leolikat lmao that’s great

[@JUST2y]

spaaaaaaace

[@kefrika9950]

Aperture Science: Create portals and got all killed Black Mesa: Create portals and got all killed Doom: Create portals and got all killed *I'm beginning to see a pattern here that I'm not so sure I like*

[@deisk2707]

Creating a portal to another extraterrestrial being is an ambush welcoming.

[@podperson1744]

The more I think about portals, the less I like them

[@ManofSex69]

Aperture was different as the portals weren’t why everyone died lol

[@influenza3736]

Got it, no computers.

[@Andrudaloski]

The Mist: Arrowhead project Created Portals got everyone killed.

[@Maddog1911]

Glados: *kills everyone* Glados: “now I’m lonely”

[@Chara-chan]

Glados: we were bad now we are good

[@Clownoto]

Uh oh.

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

@@Chara-chan we're movin' in to your neighbourhood

[@Theprinceofithilien]

İs glados a shreks offender?

[@bobrobe7121]

@@xenxander That's a nice description of bigots

[@AStangeSoup]

"However she instantly becomes self aware." "I am a potato."

[@KT8D5]

ah yes, potatos

[@AStangeSoup]

@CHARLESON CHEN so THATS how my brother burned his house down

[@liamdunkintownsendbach9679]

@CHARLESON CHEN potato

[@generalkt5398]

“You see that? That is a potato battery. It’s a toy. For children. And now she lives in it!”

[@hotpotatodude3473]

@@generalkt5398 CAN A MORON DO THIS

[@justsomeguy3650]

But like can we talk about the genius of Portal 2s ending, like the song that the turrets sing literally being just Glados saying how much she loves Chell, proving she didn’t actually delete Caroline but made it Italian because she’s too petty to say it in a language Chell actually understands

[@muatring]

​@@foxxy-3748 She cant delete Caroline, Caroline is basically GLaDOS mainframe, glados was made for the purpose of housing Either John (in case he didnt die) or caroline, since john died caroline was the one that was turned into a machine, the name itself spells it out, that GLaDOS is a mix between a human mind and a machine, kinda like Half half, Caroline/glados continues with her experiments for the sake of science, GLaDOS said it herself at one point in the game, that weathley is in it for the thrill of doing the tests (he cant help it, it was programed like that), but GLaDOS was always in it for the science (Which she got from the Caroline part of herself). Also the ending credit and the turret song kinda proves that Caroline was never ''deleted''.

[@conic2721]

@@muatring Cave said "If I die I want Caroline to run his place" and all the dialogs of GLaDOS realizing about Caroline just makes too much sense. I believe GLaDOS *IS* Caroline. (edit was a grammar mistake I did)

[@goldninjagaming9505]

I thought it was in Latin.

[@conic2721]

@@goldninjagaming9505 It is.

[@coopercarrington440]

@@conic2721 I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to speak Latin isn’t it?

[@edwardwindsor2516]

I love the fact that Valve made Half Life and Portal take place in the same universe, leaving room for some kind of crossover, only to make sure that never happened

[@smoraptor]

Here is hoping we get to find and use a portal gun on the borealis in HL3

[@Koneko33]

Portal 3 and half life 3 is very possible, the story may take place at the same time. So in both portal 3 and half life 3, I believe they will be taking place from each other’s perspective.

[@bipolingdaco1607]

@@Koneko33 probably why it has taken them so long to think of a crossover story. They're probably worried it won't live up to the expectations.

[@Koneko33]

@@bipolingdaco1607 I’m pretty sure it will! Valve has not let me down once!

[@thedepression950]

I heard that they decided to do that because portal and half life contained same textures

[@loganalcazar408]

Is getting knocked unconscious a personal hobby for half life characters?

[@JoeMAMAkim]

Probably

[@itwontcomeout5678]

It’s the only way for time and plot to progress without actual cutscenes in a valve game xD

[@EnvyInspired]

Apparently

[@borgnut7243]

Yes

[@elitely6748]

probably, it's in half life 1, half life 2, half life alyx

[@peppermintcardboard]

If Cave Johnson were alive during the Half-Life alien invasion: “Cave Johnson here. Well, it’s finally happened! Black Mesa has screwed up majorly. Their stupid experiments have blown up in their face and released aliens into the world. We ARE all under attack, and probably screwed, but it’s still satisfying to see them fail for once. Anyway, keep testing.”

[@BYToady]

And find me that Spider-man!

[@TomMcCarthyTKIB]

I think that in the PTI addon there is a line like that. That Black Mesa was responsible for the destruction of Earth and he taunts them.

[@cloroxbleach2039]

Why did I read that in an Obama voice

[@vincentcampbell8314]

GLaDOS when/if she ever hears this: “Oh yeah, that happened, forgot to mention that... Sorry”

[@showtheshow3397]

"Hello! Cave Johnson here. It's finally happened. Those backwater bastards at black.... bastard...esa.... have finally hit the nail on the coffin! Now... the government isn't offering us more funding - they're currently dealing with a 6 hour invasion and to that I say, good luck! But, as I leave for my luxury villa in the middle of the pacific ocean that my budgeting staff told me I didn't have the budget for and I told them "stuff it", I just want to relay a message to black mesa if the test subject currently in testing is or has been an affiliate of Black Mesa. AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA I TOLD YOU SO! Suck my... what? Oh right, I'm sorry. Anyways, this test is probably gonna be your last, so expect your 650 bucks on the way out and keep a good spirit! Will you be entering a hostile world filled with murder? Yes! Will you be heading into a hostile world filled with murder with a fat stack of six hundo in your pocket? *YES!* So keep your chin up, and finish up this test. *Away from microphone* Get me out of here, I want nothing to do with these lunatics, I swear. They drove me off the wall twenty years ago, they drove me off the wall NOW."

[@handleonafridge6828]

I like how portal 2 confirms that the combine were kicked off the planet with the simple sight of a field, something that disappeared under combine rule due to them sucking the life out of the planet

[@gabisuciu6785]

I don't think it confirmed tho. Since it's been so long, it's possible the combine won and during those 50,000 years the empire colapsed

[@RommekePommeke]

@@gabisuciu6785 Or both sides lost due some unforseen force.

[@argo9721]

Or the combine could've just left

[@bananaempijama]

@@RommekePommeke with unforseen consequences

[@megashark987]

@@bananaempijama idk man kinda sounds like halo

[@Lasag]

“I want me some Portals!”, both companies said at once. But neither were prepared for unforeseen consequences...

[@dreamystone]

@@3ggsy Yeah, they only destroyed every single human being that had anything to do with the company.

[@deejnutz2068]

@@dreamystone To be fair. Their families were compensated.

[@justintimefordinner4902]

@@deejnutz2068 With 60 dollars. 120 if you opted in to get your body taken apart.

[@Koneko33]

Aperture dealing with Wheatley and glados, also black Mesa dealing with aliens. ＦＵＮ．

[@spongy7426]

@@dreamystone which is still better than killing millions of people.

[@wenxiaomei]

GLaDOS: Became sentient* GLaDOS: kills 90% of the staff* Well, that escalated quickly

[@DTog1]

For science!

[@dr_birb]

Better. She discovered hundreds, mby even thousands still alive human test subjects, whom she kills within week of testing. She's very effective at science I must say.

[@Pendleton115]

wenxiaomei Yeah, that’s pretty much how it happened

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Yeah, she was a ruthless CEO. But she sure knew how to cut costs for maximum return to the shareholder.

[@Milliondollarloser]

I think I’m seeing a pattern. Seems people become less alive when the ai becomes snarky. So new proposed plan: All humor is evil. Any ai showing wit, sarcastic behaviors or the use of puns is to be decommissioned effective immediately. All ai that show blatant disregard to the wordplay will be put on the front of the line. That should stop the ironic death traps....

[@memuskhan9976]

When I first played Half Life, it never occurred to me that Black Mesa had access to Xen before the events of the game. I just saw all the creatures in cages and stuff for experimentation and thought "wow, science is fast"

[@drillbit8280]

Legit. It thought that the scientists were just like “well I guess now or never”

[@vitoscaletta9828]

Or when I saw the big human look alike creature stuck in a glass cage I was like “guy really teleported to an unlucky place” little did I know

[@Bumbaclaat360]

And I never knew about the aperture science thing and it was in the same universe

[@neobranco1]

lmao

[@victorradial1179]

@@drillbit8280 that's funny

[@dreamystone]

Man, it feels like there's so much lore left unexplored in portal. I know it's the longest of long shots but deep down inside I still have to retain some hope that valve will eventually revisit it.

[@burrgurrandfrie8053]

Apparently they did make a portal fr game but it caused extreme motion sickness

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

If you want another portal game try legos

[@a.sanford8731]

I'm hoping it takes place in Aperture's infancy, while Cave Johnson was still alive.

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@a.sanford8731 did somebody just say STILL ALIVE

[@Robb1977]

There's alot of things in portal that I never understood why the fans took at face value. Everyone blames moon rocks for caves illness, because he does, but he's also not an honest man. Nobody notices his demise coincides with the effects of asbestos poisoning, and forgets the entire facility was made with asbestos during his most active period of life. People assume cave never managed to make it to be a digital construct because he wasn't glados, and Caroline was. However there's the turret that pre-figures cave quotes, implying they tried to capture his mind but either his mind deteriorated, or the process was imperfect first. People assume glados was rebuilding the facility because she said so... yet through the elevator up sequence we see areas that are still overgrown, implying apature has a fake "apocalypse recovery" testing area. I believe portal 2 is a story about a crafted story. The events aren't happening "naturally" its all part of the test, and that test is to find humans resilient enough to cope with a post-combine world.

[@realCaveJohnson]

Can we just appreciate that, the Black Mesa incident happened in the 2000's, and the sequel happens 20 years later? 2020 be like: o shit

[@Ploro]

Lol True

[@alexeystulevich3744]

Dont spoiler the april alien invasion pls, im still watching this movie

[@Ksd99]

Ah hell no

[@DeaconBirbSpy]

if combines appear and try and take over the world to be stopped by a random Half-Life fan i will shit myself.

[@DINGDING_9000]

Alexey Stulevich Why are u looking at comments then

[@qcompressed1409]

I like how the Combine only took 7 hours to defeat all of Earth, and then in the game, 1 person mows through all of them like they're nothing.

[@dankbeluga9636]

The 7 hour war would've involved much more powerful stuff than what we see in HL2, for all we know they had synths the size of skyscrapers. All we see in the games is a small force they left on earth once it had been taken over.

[@ConradFiat]

@@dankbeluga9636 well the combine didn't use humans at first. And only used creatures from off world. Aka. Robotic creatures or organic. Monsters. Etcetera. After they've won the started to use conscripts and troops as a first. Before having their own loyal overwatch and police force. Since the conscripts deemed useless to the union. As they went to rebel against their own overlords.

[@jockeyfield1954]

what these replies are saying is that when they invaded, they had a star destroyer, when they were ruling earth, they had a huge ass army

[@mobiuscoreindustries]

the combine knew that they could only station a main force on earth for so long. the black mesa resonance cascade allowed for a temporary easy way to travel to and from earth, as even basic portal technology was able to bridge the gap between dimentions. but the combine knew that the effects would eventually dissipate and that any force still on earth at this time would be trapped there. so instead, after defeating earth and gaining control of its governement, they started their plans to create a human made overwatch force and retreated most of their forces, using the gigantic citadel as one of the only transportation points left to them. this is why they left the citadel to be destroyed, in the citadel's final moments, combine forces managed to beam a message to send reenforcements to earth ASAP, and the combine planed to use the portal storm to invade just like they did last time, but were eventually stoped. with the citadel gone and the portal storm stoped, combine forces are stuck on the planet and isolated, unable to comunicate with their wider empire. Their plan is the same as the resitance, the only artefact left to them is the borealis, an experimental apperture science ship that was designed to carry and advanced and fully operational teleportation technology. unlike black mesa's tech and even the combine one, this allows the borealis instant and pinpoint teleportation abilitites to pretty much anywhere, and whoever took control of that tech would gain a gigantic advantage in the war. If the resistance got to it, they could use it to perform pinpoint strikes on combine infrastructure, making up for their small numbers. if the combine got it however, they could reenforce or crack down on resistance camps with little effort. The last unknown really is the borealis itself, as being an aperture construct, it is likely that the rise of glados was responsible for the borealis disapearing, however if she was in direct control of it or still is in control of it is unknown.

[@Blynat]

He is THE FREEMAN!

[@itsyaboitavino3273]

“I’ll just sleep in an extra five minutes, what could go wrong?” ~Gordon, shortly before everything went wrong

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

Technically, he delayed the end of the world by half an hour by being late

[@thomasloughlin7938]

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 I'm pretty sure Gordon being late caused the end of the world. It gave more time to tweak the mass spectrometer and push it beyond it's capabilities. If he was on time everything would have been fine lol.

[@PETRIXXXX]

but he can’t talk

[@bwkneetow334]

@@PETRIXXXX but he can think

[@kewlguy]

nah i think it more went like this “ “ - Gordon Freeman

[@ZeraNex]

32:00 Portal 2 takes place long long after hl2, and the ocean being present on earth most likely means the resistance won the war, because the combine had a plan to dry up all the oceans

[@supergirlpyro5705]

When did they say they were going to dry out the oceans? Source pleae?

[@Breached18]

@@supergirlpyro5705 you can see the drained ocean water near the coasts

[@supergirlpyro5705]

@@Breached18 thanks

[@davidwuhrer6704]

The ocean levels had sunk several metres already by the time of Freeman's second coming, and there is no ocean in sight when GlaDOS kicks out Chell.

[@tnntaronewsnetwork4514]

@@davidwuhrer6704 yes there is. Look at the clip of Chell in space. We get a view of earth

[@hemprope4326]

Crazy how one scientist being late for work leads to the entire world being destroyed by a multiuniversal government

[@grimes558]

Thanks Gordon, very cool.

[@mikiesheldon4530]

multiuniversal would be an oxymoron it would just be multiversal

[@spotifier3277]

@@kingbasti23 he's got a point though

[@brandoncallahan9289]

@@wta1518 He's an asshole for stating a fact?

[@theonefreeman5284]

@@grimes558 sorry. At least it resulted in a sweet game.

[@zynius]

27:09 Can we take a moment to recognize how amazing Portal 2 graphics are still?

[@Danbero]

@Мишаня 2011

[@isaacg2886]

Ik it's crazy. It still stands up to today's graphics. Compared to portal which basically half life 2 level of detail

[@aevangel1]

You need to take a look at a little game from 2004... Nexus: The Jupiter Incident

[@ApertureLabs]

Portal 2 does stand the test of time, but I would be ecstatic to see a Portal game in Source 2. Heh heh.

[@acid3129]

ye the keep updating the source engine so its not exactly the same as it was on release

[@pc1231]

“So how many times do you want people to get concussions in these games??” Valve: *y e s . . .*

[@its.jaemi825]

also valve:all the charecters get concussions

[@brumo2413]

666 likes

[@pc1231]

@@brumo2413 Not anymore. 😔😔

[@handleonafridge6828]

It’s like how George Lucas hated hands, valve hates consciousness

[@theomni1012]

Valve, to the characters: “you might get a very very minor case… of serious brain damage”

[@Cris-pt3jw]

As sadistic and dangerous glados is, it wouldn’t surprise me if the combine just gave up and never tried breaking in since most of her defense systems were so terrifying

[@maxkaufman9550]

Interestingly. There is a theory that Glados struck a deal with the Combine. Due to the fact that the combine energy bubbles are similar to Apatures. Glados would supply them with weapons and they would leave her alone.

[@mrmoonman4552]

"Wheatly is left to float throughout space with him only wishing to go back to earth so he can apologize" somewhere in the back of my mind: *eventually, he stopped thinking*

[@MysticPlasma]

Then, he meets Kars

[@tofferooni4972]

And he got to Mars...

[@glados8699]

He was now in mars

[@tofferooni4972]

Then, the universe reset

[@ruphite9521]

WAS THIS PART OF YOUR PLAN TOO CHELL

[@KayhoticGames]

the whole universe started because gordon forgot his passport

[@jayjay6685]

I almost pressed like

[@jayjay6685]

Oh no now its 70

[@Slenderface01]

And chaotic beings pestered him

[@The123Banan123]

@K-Soursin 123 That ANYONE can edit?

[@DeaconBirbSpy]

R E F E R E N C E

[@allananthonynewman6931]

Poor Sheperd hes still at the void

[@SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-vu4zs]

same with Rattman, he's still in stasis

[@alexeystulevich3744]

Imagine that the concluding game will be a cooperative game where one player is gordon, and the other is chell

[@m.jailam8861]

@@alexeystulevich3744 sadly that won't be possible given chell's storyline.

[@snuffeldjuret]

@@m.jailam8861 unless something happened in between, somehow.

[@TheFPSKingsGaming]

Alexey Stulevich most they could do is a cameo or mention

[@edithpiaf7846]

Imagine be Chell who escape finally Aperture Science after tons of years and see those Half life's monsters.

[@AxisChurchDevotee]

Ah shit here we go again.

[@engineerfromtf2585]

I would go back in

[@its.jaemi825]

oN tHe MoOn

[@gamingtmans6692]

I'm a bit confused why there is no xen life in Portal 1 and 2. Surely a headcrab or 2 would have snuck in aperture during the 50,000 year time skip

[@Mark-Wilson]

@@engineerfromtf2585 me too lol

[@lSteveTheTrooperl]

There are a lot of concussions in this series

[@gavinbrown216]

I was thinking that, at the third concussion in, I thought “AGAIN!?,” there were many more concussions to happen yet, though.

[@regarded9702]

It’s a great way to get characters where they need to be without having to explain or show how they got there

[@productions1203]

Autistic Pigeon Also kind of where that trope came from

[@silasboshmusic2853]

yeah apparently HL2 is actually concussion simulator

[@fletcherwilson1933]

Same with the amount of train crashes

[@limeflake4192]

Black Mesa: *ruins World* Aperture Science: *has to fix it*

[@AndroidNoir-L06k]

@Textbook Gaming ah yes, cave ego never get old...

[@gigaswardblade7261]

Sure did a bang up job now didn’t they?

[@vijaz5559]

GLADOS is our saviour!!

[@kennykujo8603]

G L A D O S SAVED US

[@williamburnett3660]

Quite hilarious considering how both companies operate you would think those rolls would be reversed. P.S. I really like your profile picture, did you make it yourself?

[@realspartan5206]

barney: literally dies at least 13 times, Half life 2: Nah, he’s still alive

[@Haispawner]

He's a Perpetual, yes HL2 is now part of Warhammer 40K.

[@realspartan5206]

yeeeess

[@averageillegalmemesdealer]

It's that goddamn cat, giving him all those lives

[@miguel-nm7wx]

He load save

[@JamesslashTry]

Sheppard dies or gets jailed in the void for no reason

[@yogerrry]

You missed the most important part. The microwave casserole incident

[@Idontevenknow-gf4ot]

Oh yeah because it’s referenced in hl2 ep2.

[@LoveThomas07]

My only gripe with this is that you didn't mention the fact that GLaDOS began to malfunction due to the crow pecking at an old Aperture control panel, and soon finds herself taking care of the crow's babies once Atlas and P-Body scare the crow away.

[@Pir-o]

Um... wasn't it that Glados got scared after the events of Portal 2 that someone was hacking the facility? And it turned out it was a bird randomly clicking buttons? That had nothing to do with Glados "malfunctioning"

[@LoveThomas07]

Piro Man The bird kept doing things to the facility is what I meant, like certain areas were destroyed or the lights would turn off and on.

[@Donut-yl1nn]

LoveThomas the bird had nothing to do with the facility... the old aperture enrichment center was sealed off and left to fall apart

[@LoveThomas07]

Donut5162 Play the DLC

[@Donut-yl1nn]

LoveThomas my point still stands

[@CyberController-]

Come on, we all know the REAL reason Black Mesa blew up..... Gordon forgot his passport.

[@martineamosantonio]

HELLO GORDON

[@CyberController-]

@@martineamosantonio Look, Gordon, a rope!

[@mattstorm360]

Attention FREEMAN, you have ten seconds to explain your actions before we open fire.

[@mferdyaldi7220]

@@CyberController- We can use this to help with pits!

[@4bitsnickers359]

SHUT UP I DONT NEED A PASSPORT TO CAUSE A RESIDENT CASCADE

[@Golden_Vexy]

after all these years, we will finally get what we wanted. PORTAL HALF-LIFE Chell and Gordon meet and talk by jumping and crouching repeatedly as a sign of peace. and then they eat cake that was not a lie

[@its.jaemi825]

no no no its HλLF LIFE: PORTAL 3

[@BakedPotatoYT1]

Eat the cake with a crowbar of course.

[@stickplistick3643]

That would be cool, but seeing as how Chell, was 50,000 years in the future, at the end of the second game. But maybe valve could make it so, Chell found a way to transport back in time using the portal gun.

[@cobgod1415]

don't forget drinking beer that barney promised

[@febethelastone1084]

The cake was real it was trapped

[@NapalmPlague]

Take a shot every time a character loses consciousness. Then you can level transition half life style.

[@anenigma8429]

true

[@themcnaughty736]

You missed Rattman's ramblings about the Borealis in Portal 2! "They took me to Mesa, humiliation" "The ship is gone, the ship died. Impossible."

[@AmBush2048]

Well, we don't really know if that's _really_ what he's saying.

[@andreasjohansson2490]

No one cares about Rattman ;)

[@-Gug-]

Borealis? at this time of year

[@vantenebres]

must be a reference to philadelphia experiment.

[@Sandwich0verlord]

Not to mention the achievement "Ship Overboard" you get for finding the empty docking area, referencing the Borealis

[@elicrane2221]

Half-Life is just a revolving story around people losing consciousness.

[@Rudxain]

Half-Life in a nutCHELL

[@juanx3019]

@Axolotl Is Cool No pls

[@potatoman7407]

possible link to elder scrolls where you regain it?

[@durablewatermark]

The other half of life is unconsciousness.

[@roaringthunder115]

True

[@dougthemoleman]

27:08 I think the day counter is just broken. So we're not sure exactly how long in the future Portal 2 takes place. Doesn't have to be 50,000 years.

[@allebas8705]

you're right- it could have been longer

[@dougthemoleman]

@@allebas8705 Or shorter.

[@cookiechip3306]

@@allebas8705 to me max 100yrs due to the rusing of metals and the overgrowth

[@sulphurous2656]

@@cookiechip3306 I'd say anywhere between 20-40 years after the first game, which takes place around the time of the Black Mesa incident if I'm not mistaken. Otherwise, the electronics would be likely inoperable from material degradation and electromigration would read data on flash memory chips unreadable. And the urban decay would be much worse.

[@nosemilkbaddie]

@@sulphurous2656 according to The Final Hours of Portal 2, there's a time gap of over 50,000 years between 1 and 2. It's not just the counter at the start of the game, it was confirmed by the creators. There's even an unused voice line of glados mentioning a 50,000 year time gap

[@PHybrid.]

“How are you holding up? Because I’m a POTATO” -Glotato or potados.

[@markjaydenmunoz]

first name option makes her a GLOWING POTATO u should change it to Glatato edit: i will agree if the name is changed by the devs to Glatato

[@skibur848]

PotatOS

[@octo.p14]

PotatOS

[@garotoassexual9225]

Hello there :D

[@zeynaviegas]

i read "how you holding up" in doc Mitchel's voice

[@RoosterFloyd]

22:37 it is at this point Gordon becomes mentally unstable and begins to carry a garden gnome with him everywhere he goes.

[@wadewilson9031]

Rooster Floyd Good ole Gnome Chombsky

[@agentburningbutters3655]

A man had a mental breakdown in city 17!

[@averagegamer6831]

@SomeFukinPeep and of to the rescue Ready the pass port

[@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036]

@@agentburningbutters3655 flyingkitty

[@Mazurecki56]

@@averagegamer6831 Pick up that can!

[@de_order703]

Honestly, though half life has a more established story line, I'm more interested in the portal arc, since it's more mysterious

[@DTog1]

Speak for yourself. I think portal ruins half life's story with it's confusing time placement in the arch, advanced technology sentient robots and reality bending portal technology. which ruins the post apocalyptic, raw nuclear technology which half life is based on. The worst decision was to interlope these two really different stories into the half life universe. Because half life's story feels like it could actually happen somewhere in real life.

[@Section927]

@@DTog1 Opening a portal to another dimension isn't reality bending, or unrealistic? OK...

[@DTog1]

@@Section927 the technology they use are nuclear powered and made of steel, the whole point of black Mesa was to study the crystals which, combined with the nuclear emitters, created an unstable portal. It's Sci fi. Portal is way too polished to fit that narrative in any way.

[@UnsightlyMuse]

“Portal ruins Half-Life” No, just no!

[@DTog1]

@@UnsightlyMuse here comes the portal fanboys. It doesn't fit at all.

[@D4NK3ST]

My favourite quote from Wheatley... " *I AM NOT A MORON* "

[@Nova-vk5qb]

YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!

[@Eli-wl8es]

I prefer ,,hello, this is the part when i kill you" or ,,aaaaand... nothing", but that one is funny too

[@Qira]

"I! AM! NOT! A! MORON!" "YES! YES YOU ARE! YOU ARE A CREATION OF THE GREATEST MINDS OF THIS EARTH! DESIGNED TO BE A MORON!" "DOES A MORON DO THIS! AND THIS! o h o h" And thats why ladies and gentlemen Portal 2 is a great game.

[@Itouks]

@@Qira Oh sorry. That was a book you were earing. See ? I'm not a moron !

[@spoon8286]

Fattie fattie fattie! No parents! Adopted! Fattie fat! What’s wrong with being adopted? Well uhh, lack of parents...

[@tekman2000]

I was there for the original Half Life game when it first came out. And at the time it was the coolest game I had ever seen, even though the computers back then were really primitive compared with today’s systems. Being a total gamer over the years I have played all of the Half Life games and of course Portal. I am now playing Half Life: Alyx in VR on my completely wireless Oculus Quest 2. (I actually got into VR gaming with the HTC Vive when it first came out back in 2017) I can only imagine what advances will occur in the world of computers?? Quantum computing, Full Haptics suits, The Oasis like in Ready Player One?? who knows...

[@ahedgehog9297]

Maybe a fully aware artificial intelligence with the ability to control an entire govement funded facility? Who knows

[@lostnoob1973]

I just realized engineer from tf2 beat two whole government funded facilties in the race of teleportation.

[@pyraffin]

"It ain't much but it's honest work" - Engineer, probably

[@burrgurrandfrie8053]

And had the least devastating consequence

[@gracjanszmyt1442]

"I have done nothing, but teleport bread for three days."

[@teditz-q7c]

Team fortress 2 is actually a prequel to Portal and Half Life because it takes place in 1968

[@adammuhammaf290]

@@teditz-q7c nah its different universe cause rocket jumping dont exist

[@babyyoshi3099]

Though I like how as Glados dies in Portal, her distorted voice lines imply she could have stopped the combine had Chell not killed her.

[@humansvd3269]

Glados was full of it.

[@babyyoshi3099]

@@humansvd3269 I don't think so, considering the Combine's plan is to steal technology from Aperture.

[@endermorpher8667]

@@babyyoshi3099 and where did you get this idea from?

[@babyyoshi3099]

@@endermorpher8667 Which idea? Be specific.

[@charlessssssss]

Babyyoshi309 steal tech idea

[@ajcantuba8860]

CaptainAmerica: wakes up 70+ years later from being frozen Senku: wakes up (or rather awake the whole time) 3700 years from his petrification Chell: HOLD MY PORTAL GUN

[@CplBurdenR]

Dave Lister: "I still have that library book!"

[@fearglitchdragon7237]

Chell: Woke up potentionly millions of years in the future

[@LightLMN]

The Twelfth Doctor: "Tell them I came the long way around."

[@josephdavison4189]

I ruined your 69 likes >:)

[@cm5g]

@@josephdavison4189 i wanna say mean things at you

[@didnt_ask_for_handle]

I'm going to use the fan remake, Black Mesa Me: For a more visually coherent video? Him: Because I'm selfish Fair enough

[@User-pf2mn]

In another timeline: Look Gordon, ropes! We can use these to- HELP ME, GORDON

[@thewolfstu]

Don't forget your passport.

[@Potato-mb3et]

lol, you also watched WayneRadioTV?

[@wanou_4259]

But where is the lamb sauce

[@Potato-mb3et]

@@wanou_4259 The Lamb Sauce may stay as a legend

[@mkgaca8721]

Ah, Hello Gordon! Another day, another dollar!

[@DEATHMOONPRODUCTIONS]

Im glad portal is getting more attention again, maybe we might see portal VR One can only dream...

[@Posiman]

Yes, that would be really vomit-inducing. I already had vertigo from all the gravity shifts in regular portal games, can't imagine trying them out in VR.

[@bluegames1]

@rjdim ^ wanted to say the same. BUT someone was faster ;-;

[@jdj5959]

Just play Budget Cuts...

[@DaDARKPass]

@@Posiman Well I can tell you that I didn't. Plus, people said smooth locomotion would be horrible for vr yet look at vr now.

[@rambokills2750]

Rattman series?

[@paolocastillo2760]

GLaDOS: *kills everyone within a week of testing* Fallout fans: Hey, I've seen this one before!

[@blablabla798]

*AND THEY ARE IN A VAULT*

[@averymorrish9686]

69th like

[@benson2873]

This is a classic!

[@ammonfelt8805]

He forgot to add Gmod, bruh that is the most canon game in the series...

[@globsterjail8195]

If Gmod is short for Garry's Mod, does that mean that Gman is short for Garry man?

[@GlowsLythos]

garry man lmfao

[@mule696]

@@GlowsLythos it wasn’t funny till you said it again 😂

[@saturniidspectre]

@@GlowsLythos Garry MANN. Now TF2 has been roped into this!

[@davidsplooge14]

@@saturniidspectre MORE

[@jeffreyvauxhall3260]

damn a lot more events happened in half-life than i remember

[@masterbaiter5533]

I just remember the shooting and stuff

[@tryczek]

​@@masterbaiter5533 The shooting of staff*

[@512TheWolf512]

play Black Mesa, the fan remake. they actually incorporate a hell of a lot of info from the whole story back into the main narrative

[@lowreslireas]

the story is pretty disperse, so it's fair

[@nickkiosk5513]

"with the new half life game around the corner" *I swore i would never here that sentence on all my days on this planet*

[@vivrs9109]

Ok now I understand why everyone wants half life 3 this story is amazing!!

[@notgray88]

Unpopular opinion, but I found it rather lackluster and predictable. Maybe it would be more immersive if I had actually played the games, but the whole story feels like one big clustertruck of isolated events that seem to somehow coincide incidentally. All of these timelines intersect, even though they really don't need to.

[@npc_combine_s]

@@notgray88 Sorry, but that's Hunt Down the Refund and not Half-Life.

[@daveynorton]

Vivrs same!

[@ahmeryaa865]

Centorea 88 “ more immersive if I had actually played the game “ how to debunk your own opinion 101

[@notgray88]

@@ahmeryaa865 that's not at all the case. I love the story of Warhammer 40k, despite not ever having played any of the video games or the tabletop game, which proves that a story can be good enough to stand out on its own. Also, you're using the word debunk incorrectly. This is a matter of opinions, not objective facts. Shut your mouth kid.

[@RainbowDash499]

Constantly thanking my brother for showing me these games. I miss him so much, these games make me think about him.

[@cloudzrip4208]

i did ur mom

[@MatiasGRivera]

"You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake And the science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive." You've still got cake, my friend. His memory lives in you, so make sure you live your best life.

[@potassiumdroid8390]

just took a dark turn real fast

[@ahabduennschitz7670]

I dont miss your brother

[@geekgamer5622]

Has your brother moved out or....? I hope it isn't what I think it is....😣

[@Catnipppuhhh]

Jesus Christ glados killed hundreds of human test subjects within a *WEEK?* Edit: just to clarify, I was being dramatic

[@vortexas-a-gamin]

test subjects will eventually escape and pass the tests. And once they rebel, she'll kill them and then repeat process onto another human. Having no tests being conducted means that Glad0s will... Do something, I forgot. She just has a constant urge to test now

[@sergeantpissoff4688]

She released a neurotoxin killing hundreds of aperture science members only 7 micro seconds after being turned on so it's not that surprising lol

[@VancoreAMVs]

Yea, I'm pretty sure this is going to be retconned at some point cause it feels like a story point that their just throwing away.

[@spacenorman8624]

Also consider that they were all thousands of years old at that point...

[@tragedyplustime8271]

They are 1970's test subjects, meaning they are hoboes which Cave took from parks. They survived the old Propulsion Gel spheres because they were easy, but GLaDOS' tests are much harder and them being in stasis for thousands of years can't have helped.

[@origamimavin]

1:50 "Due to Dr Gordon Freeman's tardiness, the team in the Black Mesa Sector C"... end up breaking the world. I've never related so closely to Gordon before..

[@sweatysocks8214]

So because Freeman had a late night rager the world got fucked? Dame I'll never be late for work again.

[@GOOMBABOY123]

Me: Hmm it’s getting late, I should head to sleep. Suggestive Game: I’m gonna stop you right there. *post new video* Me: ... Okay.

[@generalfeeessh7764]

Meh, didn't need to sleep tonight anyways.

[@fazedk8167]

Well, if you insist

[@aurin_komak]

This happened to me.

[@NormalThe7th]

If you sleep, just be sure to reach work on time

[@boriboribo]

This is hands down, one of the best videos i've ever watched on youtube

[@Larmama]

I do hope that one day your dream would come true.

[@jarbackk447]

I want Wheatly to somehow discover the Zen place after years of floating in space and make an epic comeback

[@jessicajayes8326]

Or possibly "Blue Sky" becoming canon...

[@DeosPraetorian]

But Zen is in an entirely different dimension

[@nopenope273]

If my son dies I’m rioting. I don’t care if he tried to kill everyone, we all make mistakes and to be fair he was corrupted.

[@redactedagentdataexpunged9431]

Yeah it would be cool to see Wheatley be teleported to Xen.

[@thatonedemonchild624]

@Indestructable_cocx **xen**

[@cackers4752]

Paradoxes: "this statement is false." "New mission: refuse this mission" "does a set of all sets contain itself?"

[@bigdoggo5827]

Wheatley: T R U E

[@Kayta-Linda]

It’s a paradox! THERE IS NO ANSWER!

[@thewolfstu]

1) Yes. 2) NaN 3) Yes^Inf

[@Wolffman109]

If you hear a loud crack, that's just my brain breaking.

[@masterbomber98]

@@bigdoggo5827 Aperture: Self destruction imminent Wheatley: F A L S E

[@caspiannnnistaken]

Chell: "After 50,000 years of sleep, it's time to go home"

[@benjaminclay8332]

Considering how Chell lived before she volunteered for the Portal testing initiative, *and* the fact it's been at least 50,000 years since even was on the surface, I think it's sufficient to say she doesn't exactly have a home anymore

[@spectral_scepter4815]

@@benjaminclay8332 technically speaking Yes

[@tomboi941]

I to, love to go back to my house, which by this point, is a pile of dust.

[@bingbongjoel6581]

That’s not how this format: “works. neither how citation works, dummy”

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

Combine: "Home? What home?"

[@hellnou2527]

Me: *hears borealis* My brain: „AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?“

[@davidwuhrer6704]

No, Borealis is a chemicals company.

[@JamesScholesUK]

...May I see it?

[@teadrinkingwarlock5101]

@@JamesScholesUK .... No

[@xCodeh]

Thank you for making this video it really helped me understand the story

[@chimphan418]

"However she instantly becomes self aware." "I am a potato."

[@donnyemig6001]

Best youtuber

[@Michelino_M5]

stay high stay lifted

[@josephdavison4189]

@@chimphan418 *gasp*

[@Klonoa1488]

You're not supposed to be here

[@PliskinHK]

As a person who got into Half Life in 2010, "New Half Life" is probably the most foreign thing I've heard in years

[@jamescanjuggle]

I've only heard of the game as a reference, almost an internet legend from people like Markiplier. Seeing how well Half life:Alyx was done got me looking into the lore behind the series, and now I'm here xD

[@MariusiDZ]

Dude, think about how we feel, the people that got into Half Life in 1998...

[@Scooty_]

I only got into it a few weeks ago but I played (and loved) portal so I knew of it

[@TheBioMaterial]

It'd be incredibly satisfying to see the conclusion of these two stories to involve one another. Like Gordon re-routing the combine forces into Aperture labs for Glados to have an infinite supply of test subjects to kill. Food for thought!

[@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131]

interesting. although those helmets look to be air tight, and given the fact that most of the Combine soldiers on earth are not really human anymore save for having the same general body shape of a humanoid creature, we don't know if neurotoxin works on them, so how would Glados kill them?

[@greengarnish1711]

@@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 'sides were it other synth combine troops or even the Administrators then Glados wouldn't stand a chance i dont think, they would just rip out anything in their way towards her location.

[@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131]

@@greengarnish1711 to be fair, I doubt they would be able to kill Glados. Defeat her, probably, but I feel like, given all the technological stuff in the facility, I think it's more likely that upon being defeated, Glados would pull an Ultron and transfer her consciousness to another place in the facility and rebuild/rearm herself/her surroundings and keep fighting somehow. Who knows, maybe she'd weaponize those snarling cores to have guns and or sharp "Teeth", and sic them on the combine. heck, just have 'em self destruct while they're at it!

[@literallymynameliterallymy1207]

No food for mouth

[@numbdigger9552]

@@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 My headcanon is that since aperture was an underground facility, the combine didn't even find it and thus it was left alone.

[@Professional_Woomy]

Has anyone ever realized that Eli’s replacement leg is the back of a long fall boot?

[@hardhattedwarcriminal2000]

Wait whaaaaaa-

[@generichuman4651]

Black Mesa did steal some of Aperture Science’s products.

[@medmedmedmed_.]

@@generichuman4651 or he just found some scraps after the black mesa incident

[@EliteFreeman]

Eli IS a spy from aperture to spy on Black mesa after all!

[@TheLamartian]

Eli's leg and the LFB look similar because they have the same origin. They are both inspired by real-world leg prosthetics.

[@justsomeice9585]

So we gonna talk about how glados just threw chell into the zombie infested world Portal: Aftermath Chell surviving the alien and zombie infested world by traversing the world with her portal gun to escape the aliens and zombies and eventually meets up with the half life crew

[@noobsteedbred3356]

I thought portal was 50,000 years after the events of half life 2

[@chemsilestrat280]

@@noobsteedbred3356 Portal 1 takes place shortly after half life 1, when the combine invade the earth. Portal 2 is set 50 000 years after Portal 1 and the combine invasion

[@noobsteedbred3356]

@@chemsilestrat280 isn't that what i just said?

[@edgy8801]

@@noobsteedbred3356 chemsi lestrat said that portal 2 took place 50,000 years _after the combine invasion,_ meaning the events of half life 2 happened 49,980 years before portal 2.

[@addust]

*D O C T O R F R E E M A N H A S A W O K E N*

[@Fairp]

I never realized how much of a "wow that was convenient" series that half life is

[@TruettD]

Fair I like your pfp

[@DjordjeMomcilovic-bg6tz]

thats literally the only reason it remotely makes any sense

[@tarnishedpose]

That's the writing of fictional stories for you. Things hardly ever get to happen "naturally". It must require a insanely good writer to do it and prevet people from thinking "that could have gone in any other way... how convenient".

[@notgray88]

@@tarnishedpose Actually I've found that to be something that far occurs more often in a game of DnD. If the party messes up something that the DM planned, they all die and that's it. If your character fails a check, the story just ends. There's no plot device there to save them. On the other hand, writers of a narrative that needs to reach a conclusion/finale can't just kill off main characters. They need to find a away to create an illusion of danger, so a character about to fall off a cliff will always grab onto a vine or a root. A single scripted bullet wound will never really be fatal. And whenever they go through some mysterious portal, it always happens to take them exactly where they need to go. This is why I prefer roleplaying games to story driven ones, since the events flow more naturally, and every threat has to be taken seriously.

[@demonatic7258]

I know

[@itstotallynotsai6577]

"Glados is turned on" oh hell yeah

[@soursalts3502]

No.

[@grimes558]

@@soursalts3502 yes

[@alejandrorivas4585]

Gilfdos

[@googles1000]

@@soursalts3502 yes

[@Mr.SM2939OLD]

Yesn't

[@luka9967]

My theory is that Chell woke up 9 years later because of the cabinet at the end of the game,if hundreds or thousands of years passed,the cabinet would be even worse,or not even be there

[@eggward7203]

It’s not that deep

[@russianhat7725]

Deep

[@epicphantom589]

Well I mean all the furniture in the relaxation room was badly damaged.

[@vincentstone7272]

Good Morning. You have been in suspension for *Nine Nine Nine Nine* *Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine*.

[@carolanncooke-chambers9746]

what cabinet

[@fahrenheit50x]

At the start : *Both casually making teleportation devices to help travel* DOOM Players : *SWEATING INTENSIFIES*

[@MrAlternatemundum]

Oh yeah

[@pixelennio]

*ANIME GIRLS ARE TEMPORARY, BUT DOOM IS ETERNAL.*

[@disismarcoboi2596]

Fun Fact: Originally, G-man was supposed to meet Chell before Wheatley comes in.

[@Kermiitti]

@@aymarafan7669 Unused voice files in Portal 2 in where Wheatley says: A mysterious man in black was here to meet you. This is referring to the G-Man

[@elnico5623]

@@Kermiitti that is.... unsettling

[@jsihavealotofplaylists]

@@Kermiitti needs more likes. More people should know about the depth of the (possible) overlap

[@mosshivenetwork117]

If it's unused, is it really canon?

[@chandler9107]

@@mosshivenetwork117 no. But still fun

[@shea8830]

"After the end of Portal 2 CO-OP, glados discovers hundreds of test subjects, whom she kills within a week." Do you have a citation for this?

[@SuggestiveGaming]

Glados mentions it in one of the co-op DLCs. Whether or not she's a reliable narrator is questionable though, I admit.

[@rvc7468]

That’s literally me after I buy a box of chocolates

[@nikarthur9996]

@Mr. Big , you murder hundreds of people within a week every time you buy a box of chocolates?

[@rvc7468]

@@nikarthur9996 I lose them within a week

[@sulphurous2656]

@@SuggestiveGaming GLaDOS is known to twist words and meaning when speaking towards those two robots on a 'need to know' basis. Though she may as well be speaking the truth since she didn't come off as being sarcastic saying that, if i remember correctly. And nobody of importance will be around to hear any admissions of such sorts. Though for all we know it could just be another way of her saying "Source: Just trust me bro" or something similar.

[@tylerd.1]

Fun fact: it is stated in the credits song of Portal 2 called “Want you gone” that Glados was unsuccessful at deleting Caroline and resorted to suppressing her emotions, which partially works

[@yume5338]

forgot the part where gordon forgot his passport and barney asks him for it

[@Daniel-sk7le]

Hello, Gordon!

[@SentientHoodii]

Nah, it was his twin brother, Benrey, who asks for Gordon's passport.

[@bruhyuhkid28]

Barney also turns into a skeleton, don’t forget that

[@Steve-vn8iy]

old enough to know better!

[@tomwilkins5293]

Look, Gordon! Ropes!

[@inudafox7729]

See for years I just thought all these characters were just from Gmod, no idea they were actually part of an actual story. What a turn around

[@TomMcCarthyTKIB]

Half Life is one of the most sold games in history and rated as the best PC game of all time by PC Gamer.

[@TomMcCarthyTKIB]

Not to mention they are, truly, great games

[@UnlishedTen8]

@@TomMcCarthyTKIB r/woosh

[@TomMcCarthyTKIB]

@@UnlishedTen8 Maybe. That's debatable...

[@tydshiin5783]

@@UnlishedTen8 I don't see the woosh here?

[@saygerholcomb8050]

I didn't realize Half-Life used so many different character perspectives.

[@roszalinrosidin]

@@Underqualified_Gunman sadly, Decay cant be played on PC....

[@sreea2365]

@@roszalinrosidin there is a pc port mod of Decay for Half Life, but you need to play it with a friend because there are 2 characters. However, a single player mod is being made by someone, where you can play only as Gina Cross (since she's more important to the story than Colette Green).

[@xeyon]

I was so confused too because I just played black Mesa and was like I dont remember half of these story points. I didn't know there were other games.

[@placeholdername3206]

@@xeyon Basically theres Half-Life, and 2 expansion packs called Opposing Force and Blue Shift. You can pretty much summarize them as "more Half-Life", which is why by the time Blue Shift came out, it had gotten a bit stagnant. There was already an over abundant amount of Half-Life mods (like CS), and Opposing Force and Blue Shift seemed like high budget Half-Life mods. Still very good games. I mean it's still Half-Life. Valve then outsourced the development of a third co-op expansion to Gearbox Software which became Half-Life: Decay, a PS2 exclusive game.

[@Lecrogea]

Damn right, talk about 6 half-life protagonists/perspectives. Gordon Freeman in HL1/HL2+episodes, Alyx Vance in HL: Alyx, Adrian Shephard in HL:Opposing Force, Barney Calhoun in HL:Blue Shift and Gina Cross and Colette Green in HL:Decay

[@BoatyPirate69]

We could certainly theorize that based off of Chell’s ending in Portal 2, the Combine are no longer on Earth and it somehow managed to regenerate its resources. This most likely means that the Combine got defeated or at least left Earth at some point.

[@lancelancer8313]

I finally get why everyone freaks out over Half Life and Portal

[@lgbtshl2882]

Now you know... Join us, joinnnnn ussssss 😂

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

Dude the story line is pretty crazy

[@forsagebone]

I legit just looked up Half Life lore right now and just now understood why everyone wanted Half Life 3. Heck, even I want Half Life 3 now and I haven't even played the previous games yet. (Except Portal and Portal 2)

[@Why_It]

29:31 Why have I never realized how much Cave Johnson just looks like Linus from LinusTechTips?

[@felipemonsalve5853]

I always thought he looked like Ronald Reagan 😅

[@Bluecolty]

Cut caves hair, mat it down, and give him some computer parts to drop and it would be a pretty close resemblance

[@burrgurrandfrie8053]

Imagine cave Johnson with the Linus sex tips facial expression

[@darthnihilus710]

I played all of these games. Seeing these scenes again makes me happy.

[@mataskart9894]

I only played half way through portal 2 and watched a gameplay video of the whole game... man seems like I missed out on a nice story...

[@samiballs]

Sabitking 07 even hunt down the freeman

[@NightmareTrash88]

Matas Kart I never even knew half life and portal were connected I played portal 1 and 2 but never half life looks like a good game I might get it

[@darthnihilus710]

@@samiballs yes i played that as well. I had a good laugh bc everything seemed like a joke. Developer is going to make a sequel soon.

[@medleysa]

Fun fact: Kleiner’s pet head crab is named “Hedy Lamarr” after the early 20th venture actress of the same name. Lamarr (the actress, not the head crab) is also credited for a patent that led to frequency hopping technology, which is used today in modern smartphones and cell phones to connect to towers for network communication.

[@GamerRaptorex]

The Half-Life's Lore is sooo damn good. It was really a shame we got no ending for so long.

[@Waftey]

The ending is near now atleast, I can't wait!

[@scanbbb]

Actually HL:A is a prequel with Alex.

[@lolsterf4147]

It's a prequel that changes everything though,just saying.

[@alexeystulevich3744]

@I must be fun at parties imagine the concluding game to the hl universe will be an coop game with chell and gordon as main characters

[@ZodiacShadow71]

@@alexeystulevich3744 I have wanted this for years. Imagine how fucking cool that would be.

[@Bitsniper]

Good recap of the story to prepare for Half Life: Alyx! I hope there will be a reference to Aperture Science in the new Half Life game. I want to know even more about the universe!

[@1FenFen1]

There is a turret easter egg, so there's that

[@gunned_]

I always imagine a return of Adrian Shephard in half life 3. Would be cool as heck

[@Ryudek10]

I think he will make an appearance. That's probably why they kept him alive on the saga

[@3xtan327]

Ryudek But opfor was made by gearbox. I doubt valve considers it to be canon.

[@PhantomHexer666]

blue shift was also made by gearbox and valve made barney canon so there's still hope

[@3xtan327]

Klaus I hope then because adrian was a badass. I mean how many half life protagonists use barnacles as grappling hooks?

[@griggs6211]

Klaus barney was the original name for all of the security guards in half life. Blue shift and opposing force aren’t canon

[@blur9312]

Cave: " Black Mesa can eat my bankrup- "

[@gentaillahi6153]

"sir, the testing..???"

[@thesupertendent8973]

The time from HL2 ep2 to Portal 2 is way less the 50,000 years, and is more like 75-85 years after the events of portal 1, due to the deterioration of Aperture, overgrowth, rust and overall damage. It also makes more sense, as 50,000 years would show much, Much more damage, to the Enrichment facility, and even the Innovations facility.

[@TwinPeaksIndustries]

After so much time the facility would have likely overgrown and deteriorated way beyond any recognition, let alone repair

[@DjordjeMomcilovic-bg6tz]

yes but in the Portal 2 ending when Earth is shown from the surface of the Moon it looks Combine-free which means it happened A LONG time after the events of Half Life 2, quite possibly thousands of years

[@crazziemonkke]

i think he only said 50,000 years because of that video where someone added up all the time it said chell had been in stasis

[@Hyebri]

@@crazziemonkke And I think I remember that some devs or someone said that they didn't want Portal 2 and HL2 to be related so they came up with a random large number, like 50 000 years.

[@aniqrth]

Watch lemmino's video about 10 facts about portal 2.

[@thewheatling]

The field Chell exits in looks similar to the one you also exit in playing the “correct” path of The Stanley Parable.

[@popeofsimps2924]

Imagine doing such a shit job that they send out another special forces to deal with both

[@blckmesa8978]

it's like the Black Ops is HECU's older brother.

[@yes-tk2rr]

@@blckmesa8978 when you're stuck on a level and give the controller to your older brother

[@slightlyistorical1776]

I love at how 18:05 his pet Headcrab peeks through the door between his legs

[@the16bitpizza]

That proofs that Lamar is a good headcrab

[@conni-bun]

I'm still so flustered that these two vastly different games are both linked together in a timeline. And I love it.

[@elizainfinite6325]

It's been thirteen Years, Valve. Count to three. My PARENTS even love the Portal & Half-Life games! ((I know it's already released, but I think my mom and I want a Portal game.)

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

If only Gordon had brought his passport that morning, they could have avoided all this

[@mcpc303]

When I saw the end of portal 2 it really got me to smile knowing in the Half-Life Portal universe the last remaining pre combine tech remains in Aperture Science

[@TheDartFrog]

how do we know that chell awakens over 50k years into the future? the "9999..." might just mean the computer is broken, not that she has been asleep for that long

[@paltysork]

We dont really know it could be 50k years or a few months after it just a theory cause the entire portal story is so mysterious

[@KalkuehlGaming]

@@paltysork you actually could calculate the years by looking at the plants who grew.

[@ljtheawesome7112]

Hildebert big brain omg lol

[@bigcoffinhunter5500]

@@KalkuehlGaming That's a good point. 50,000 years is a long fucking time, thousands of generations have gone by. It's unlikely most of the structures would be standing.

[@TheDartFrog]

not only the plants actually! there is also rusting iron at the end of the game for example and I doubt after 50k years a little iron hut would be just a little bit rusted instead of being rusted to hell

[@blindlarva9439]

Half Life: A tale of unconsciousness

[@kinger8471]

It’s called half life because everyone is unconscious half the time

[@TsaDude]

Unforeseen unconsciousness

[@inarencommander4663]

As someone who has never played these games, Half Life seems to be summed up by: "The good guys that are scientists or related to scientists are knocked unconscious by aliens.