Hall & Closet S3 E4 - Are you ok? (w/ Maddy Morphosis)

Maddy Morphosis joins us today to have a very serious conversation about their past, and to share some wisdom with Heidi and Jaida. Send us your most fascinating fun facts, burning questions, or jaw-dropping shocking stories to [e-mail]. Listen to Hall & Closet Ad-Free and One Week Early on MOM Plus.

[@majinmanmartianhunter4995]

Heidi in these nails struggling with this wig but also feeling a fantasy is killing me lmao

[@theweirdones7544]

That’s the MOM sisterhood of the traveling wig wig😂

[@christianlowery3698]

Same here!!!

[@Cam-gu5rk]

i was waiting for them to address it😭

[@m00nrac00n]

It was not even giving "First time in Drag" it was "Last time in Drag". 💀

[@HeidiNClosetOfficial]

I was really going through it

[@faith8090]

“so your straight but you don’t like women?” yes that’s literally 98 % of straight men 😭😭

[@AndreaDance]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jordanaustin748]

i screamed that when i heard them say that 😂😂😂😂

[@RecoveringSkoomaAddict]

Truth

[@obatalaosun2222]

Yo tambien ​@@jordanaustin748

[@cruzalan990]

“Large? You’re shaped like that honey” 😂😭😭😭😭 HEIDI LMFAO

[@HeidiNClosetOfficial]

😂🤣

[@lesyeuxsansvisage1157]

Just here to say that Maddy wig is amazing, and I so badly wish I knew how to make wigs. Also, whoever does Jaida’s hair, whether Jaida or a stylist, NEEDS to be in charge of wigs for the POC girls on House of the Dragon.

[@purple455]

I'm not sure about every wig but I know a LOT of jaida's wigs are actually done by his husband, they do an amazing job

[@danchinoloves7804]

​@@purple455 this one is so 90's TLC Mary J Blige it's just sickening ❤

[@kendall9308]

@@purple455she’s married ??

[@kitaonokale1569]

Maddy, you look good enough to eat❤❤❤

[@itspyxis]

they way maddie is the straight bro here but she looks the fishiest 😭😭😭

[@karmabum21]

bro is beautiful!

[@oliverdarque69]

bruh giving sistuh!

[@simont390]

She's so father for that

[@GrainneMhaol]

Her partner wore the exact same outfit and hair on Instagram and I'm not sure who wore it better.

[@gabywelling7698]

@@GrainneMhaolthey regularly share drag and I love it

[@albertchrstian]

Not maddy doing an improv challenge on a podcast 🤣

[@Samgooba]

Fr cuz this was a CHALLENGE 😂

[@richardchen7062]

And she killed it, no?

[@kelseyjaffer]

Heidi trolling Jaida the troll with those nails is giving me everything i need on this thursday morningggg

[@Sylvasword]

No because for the first 8 minutes I thought the “f*ggot” audio WAS Maddie’s voice 😭

[@rebeccarichardson8669]

Why isn't this show called "The Hall Closet?" I like it because it's the closet located in the hallway.

[@kooleb5122]

Maddy looks genuinely so good in this

[@TheseStreetsReports]

Mandy did so well to integrate with the chaos. They were all on point

[@hermitqueenjude]

jada and maddie talking about karma and heidi caressing a cutlet and saying “titty” is everything my life ever needed

[@chandhand6539]

Sorry you cant mess with Maddy... her humor and sarcasm is on another level... !

[@radbrobley5682]

Incredible work ladies 😭🥹❤

[@charmanda405]

Me just discovering this pod and I'm OBSESSED!

[@GimmeTOKYO]

Maddy making me double take think Juriji der Klee was in the studio

[@DeVill3007]

Maddy has a forked tongue, lol. Madaline "the librarian" Morphosis 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@egbut]

The way I just stared at Heidi and couldn't stop giggling at the struggle around 23:37, dear lord

[@Face0Less]

This episode went by so fast. 😭

[@corvinellia]

Maddy, here’s a dream you may enjoy: when I was in rehab last summer, I had one of those very vivid dreams, you know the kind where it feels so real! In this one I was jumping over a shrub. That’s it. Punchline: I woke up jumping off the bed hitting the back of my head on the desk next to the bed and smacking my upper lip on the ground. I ended up with 7 staples on my scalp and five stitches above my lip. When I got back from the hospital my head was all wrapped up with gauze and anytime I saw someone new that day I would ask them if they were next for a lobotomy. 😂 True story! I’ve got the scars and pics to prove it. 🙃

[@zacbru4609]

these gals literally cracking me up in the first 20 sec!

[@KBerry-ug5zx]

Maddy looks GREAT!

[@saucesha]

Please give us timestamps 😢 my brain gets distracted easily I feel like I miss some jokey jokes 😭 forever rewinding once I’m un-distracted lol

[@shawnbay2211]

Maddie has such middle sibling energy between these 2 😆

[@kojayeoja]

Having the name Heidi and listening to this in the background is a recipe for constant distraction lmaoooo

[@segamai]

Maddy looks SO SAWFT jeeeezzz

[@michaelperez8519]

And Jaida’s hair gal!!!! Is eating

[@cinnamonroll96]

And I mean now that Maddy was here, Jaida’s interview when?

[@lihan_gdj]

Heidi could read the dictionary and make it funny hahahaha my god, my sides are killing me during this ep hahahahha!!!!

[@BeIlG]

They put the southern general in the revolutionary war X'D!!!!

[@renhayenfay6108]

Maddy really looking like one of the dolls with this look...

[@yoboi01]

Good lord this was hysterical 😂😂😂😂

[@Flavor639]

Maddy looks soooo beautiful!!

[@JamieLowenstein]

STRAIGHTEN the dollar???

[@BiPolarExpress1225]

Madi looks so fucking gorgeous here. I absolutely love Hedi and Jadas chemistry with Madi.

[@Tbhyeah]

The way that I’m going to be using “tubbies” for the rest of my life because of this one episode

[@johanShmohan]

I’m obsessed 😂

[@horchataisbae]

MADYY MORHPHOSIS PODCAST WHEN

[@danchinoloves7804]

​@@jazzycat8917a good one for sure ❤

[@angiepangie989]

Heidi is the cutest fishiest gal ever

[@annieyoung7998]

Maddy doesn't know what to say lol😂😅

[@SanaiaBamboo]

🥹🥹🤎 I’m so happy for this

[@sirwaite5827]

I love that people get caught off guard on how quick witted Maddy can be 😂😂

[@akumayoxiruma]

I like how Maddy confronts the guests on her show with their traumatic past (make-up looks) while Heidi and Jaida confront her with the made-up past thanks to Photoshop. Such a fun and stupid concept.

[@feelsreel]

maddy looks SO good

[@BlueyMcPhluey]

literally radiant

[@the__sponch]

​@BlueyMcPhluey the best she's ever looked quite possibly...

[@segamai]

And look at how she’s FEELING herself? My god she’s eating me up She looks like Madonna for Versace ‘95

[@mmolchin]

I’ve been watching her videos and I’m always so impressed by how absolutely incredible she looks

[@aprilgranzow8716]

It's giving Sailor Moon

[@DOMDOTCOM518]

Heidi is stuck in a toxic relationship with this wig

[@jazzycat8917]

She has no inner saboteur, only an outer saboteur and its that wig

[@tehdom1nator]

Other videos: "Can I curse here?" Hall & Closet: 3 f-slurs in the first minute XD

[@fabianofkb8089]

"What do you do in prison successfully? Quickly?" -Morphosis, Maddy I was thrown and overblown with bliss by that citation 🤣🤣🤣

[@sierramillerxox]

Iconic. Time stamp is 11:54 🤣

[@storageheater]

god. it was fascinating watching maddy after it too, the "I just told a solid joke but i haven't got the timing and vibe right" face, the masterclass in social anxiety lol

[@kseni_vely]

Me too 😂 just such a joy to watch 💝 I miss season 6 so freaking much.

[@marian8240]

​@@sierramillerxox😮

[@meganz8038]

wait i dont get it??

[@ingridbrandt7710]

Heidi’s wigs always slip sliding away, it’s become her messy trademark. 😂

[@msgolightly]

Heidi pawing at the pictures like a veloceraptor

[@draum8103]

'We did our OWN research!' Maddy: 'Well Meatball and Dipper just read wikipedia and it was wrong' Hall & Closet: 'Ohhh now mawma we do did our own research in this place!' - I just imagine Heidi and Jaida calling all Maddy's family members to get Tea, or driving past her house in disguise with binoculars trying to get intel on Maddy LOL...

[@richardchen7062]

But is Kennedy driving the Uber?

[@draum8103]

@@richardchen7062 No, it's Robbie Turner, the most infamous drag uber driver of all time. Jaida and Heidi are in the back with espionage devices of some kind.

[@jazzycat8917]

Heidi going on a wide eyed rant about Harriet Tubman not being on the $20 should be clipped and sent to the White House

[@raj9683]

“Use that North Carolina education and try your best” 😂😂

[@erinerinbobearin]

Maddy is dressed how my animal crossing character is dressed, all the floral, the bows, the colors, it’s so cute. She’s one of my favorite queens

[@nuckertix]

“what do you do in prison successfully, quickly?” 💀💀💀💀

[@--Adam]

This pod is so all over the place, I'm laughing hysterically. Just dying at everything.

[@Sofi-ji4jl]

Omg Heidi fixing her wig with those long fingernails really reminded me of ET. with her huge eyes and demeanor w/ the nails i was CRACKING UP!!! lolll

[@Sofi-ji4jl]

@RabbitBwaBBit lol that sounds so scary!!

[@mmolchin]

I kinda hope that Maddy will do All Stars at some point soon, cuz she has really stepped up her drag and refined her brand. Which is super impressive since she was basically just written off by so many fans of Drag Race solely because she is not gay. Initially I wasn’t a fan of having a straight queen on the show either, but she has completely changed my mind and proven that she is a formidable queen, so it would be great if she was able to have a second opportunity to be on drag race

[@Adrianovaz2007]

Maddy showed how to be an ally: the respect for the art of drag and drag artists she has is almost unparalleled.

[@TheseStreetsReports]

Maddy had been one to watch off drag race. Honestly she’s incredible

[@razrv3lc]

She reminds me of Trixie so much. Really just a filler queen on the original season then absolutely ran with the fame she got post season to build up a super devoted audience.

[@THEinstapotth0t]

The January 6th picture and the way Heidi was tapping it 😂

[@WOOFERBEAR]

This is my Roman Empire.

[@offbalanceg]

“Who’s our third in jail? Who’s most likely to be there?!” Y’all are a ki lmaoooooo

[@thegamingcharizard7762]

i was expecting maddy to say latrice because they talked about her prison experience in maddys episode with her.

[@cole7726]

20:26 "The ass fat." this is the most unhinged podcast I have ever seen lmaooo

[@bomunited6892]

Maddy?? Oh we're seated.

[@AuntieLux]

23:45 my 3 braincells hanging out having fun 😂😂😂😂

[@keithc.bevins926]

Not Maddie making a Family Guy reference! “That’s not me, that’s my father.“

[@surell4026]

representation matters 😌

[@keithc.bevins926]

@@surell4026 …you get me momma. Kudos. To you. For getting it. 😂😉

[@hugsfromdad]

I finally have seen how you out-maddy maddy: you have to be like 3000x more chaotic

[@hermescoelhoneto]

The chaotic energy of Hall&Closet - I live!

[@clairek8130]

i listened to this on spotify the day it came out and now im watching it on youtube just to stare at maddy. she is so gorgeous. it's been a while since i've seen her in her own drag lol

[@igorfelix5451]

"AM I A BARD??? 😣😣"

[@draum8103]

'A BURD?!' 🐦🦆🦜

[@rafynation]

this was my favorite

[@myk-popper2960]

Maddy is so quick witted like NOTHING ever catches em off guard

[@MarshallHunters]

Maddy looks so incredibly amazing. I LOVE THIS HAIR

[@THEinstapotth0t]

Heidi feeling her Tammie Brown oats. I lost it 😂

[@rollerblaze5041]

Not the dodge charger☠️☠️☠️

[@CartiertheQueen]

Maddy looks adorable!

[@petrow1tch196]

This was ridiculous, was crying several times. PLEASE get this very guest om very delta

[@Groovyghosthunter]

Maddy has a marketing brain. I'd have her on my creative team for sure. 💚

[@celene48]

maddyyyy ate with the “that’s that chick-fil-a chicken” she’s toooo good 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 47:00

[@autumnmalanaphy2153]

Maddy looks gorgeous, also her mannerisms like idk naturally fish and charming

[@TombCat]

It's pretty difficult to make Maddy break into a real smile or laugh - Heidi and Jaida manage it without trying. A few times. 😺

[@angelakwon2822]

Is it just me or does Maddy kinda sorta look like Sabrina Carpenter??

[@nopalsito_]

i see that lmao

[@feelsreel]

i see it

[@therobotdevil2284]

I see that but also Chapelle Roan

[@halfjade]

25:28 THAT GEORGE WASHINGTON READ WAS SOOOOOO QUICK AND GOOD MADDY UR THAT GIRL

[@synchronicityprod]

Heidi never gluing her wig down is so funny to me.

[@MissesMaam6969]

So ready for our mothers to mother with our other mother

[@anabelhadad9715]

These three together…. So many words

[@KadenKurves]

ive never seen the pod and i truly thought that the button was maddy saying it.. i even googled maddy saying it to find a clip until i heard it was meatball lmao

[@OGtheGoat9]

I WAS COUNTING THE DAYS BEFORE I SAW THAT WIG ON A QUEEN. Lol I saw that in cardi’s video and I was like yeah that’s gonna be the look of the summer. And boom, here we are. Lol. Love these looks. ❤️

[@cschmitz100]

I didn’t learn anything from this podcast, but damn it was funny as hell 😂

[@gardenlover9663]

Jaida is blowing my mind. She is so quick and so witty. I am focused on every word so I don't miss a beat.

[@sashav.5188]

Omg Maddy is sooooo beautiful I cannot

[@Useernaamee]

We need Adore

[@jii_yawn]

One of the best episodes literally

[@perd2ep235]

“I wanted to be here, I didn’t want you to be here, but I’m here” *deadpan* … 49:59 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wicked00ly]

Jaida is amazing as a host. She's sharp. Heidi is the perfect cpunter balance being all chaotic 😂 And Maddy, oh maddy is just too damn quick with that dry wit, killing it all the time

[@JC_Hope]

I keep rewatching/re-listening to this episode. Love the banter between these three queens. :D

[@risetwotwo9654]

Prison back then was just rocks and castles. 😂😂😂😂

[@Pollo.a.la.crema.]

I relate to maddy on a straight level

[@tranism]

FUN GAME IDEA! Pick a random spot in the video and see where Heidi's hairline is.

[@ensabahnur3104]

"OH, I'd have a lover, I'm a Snack, do you see me?!! They'd eat me up in Prison!"

[@nana-wb2xh]

we’re getting a maddy ft?? I’m sat

[@gratitude11117]

"... And maybe you'll get a Dodge charger" I am DONE

[@cradio52]

Some king out there better snatch up that name real quick - Christian Haight is just too perfect.