Halo Announcer Jeff Steitzer says "no maidens" and "skill issue"

[@rzero21]

A TRUE professional. Doing 3 takes despite just being asked to say "no maidens" or "skill issue"

[@neoncamouflage]

He's a practiced voice actor. This is the standard in the industry, multiple takes for a line to key in on the right inflection and tone.

[@ZaiketsuKumori]

@@neoncamouflage the key here is that he was paid for one take of each but he decided to do three

[@NotDuncan]

@@ZaiketsuKumori that’s called professional standards, he got paid to do it correctly not for one take. Voice Actors understand that it never happens on the first take

[@alkestos]

I bet he has said way sillier things in his past.

[@Spike2276]

@@NotDuncan the man's so good that all 3 takes are perfect in a different way

[@bruhmoment341]

This “being” has a fucking bass of a voice it’s amazing

[@Liaison_Verequiem]

No maidens?? but i dont want that!! maidens finding another man??? NOOO i only want her to think of me for the rest of her life!! TEN YEARS AT LEAST

[@Velozora]

@@Liaison_Verequiem bro what?

[@Velozora]

@@Niapt what is Woodrow Wilson trying to say? I can't understand

[@Liaison_Verequiem]

@@Velozora only ymir knows

[@johny__hazmat8133]

@@Liaison_Verequiem maidenless behaviour....

[@moretoastedthanatoasterstr9773]

Bro literally did 3 different takes when he didnt even need to what a fucking legend truly the best in game voice announcer ever may your be happy and healthy you saint

[@Reject101Personal]

I'm sorry but this is stupid. It's not about if he is good enough to get it in one, the reason he did different takes is so there's a choice, if you listened each take was done different, that way there's a variety so who ever choices what take they use has good options.

[@Ultimaximus]

@@Reject101Personal They didn't say "he didn't need to" because he's good enough to do it in one take, they said it because Jeff Steitzer is being very kind in actually giving us this many takes, when we would've already been satisfied with just one take.

[@justiceofbook]

Uh, they usually are paid for this, and it’s expected they record it multiple times to get one the person is paying likes

[@TheUltimateNavigator1]

@@Reject101Personal No maidens?

[@epiczviola17]

@@Reject101Personal skill issue

[@hostileenvironment6107]

Honestly I think I'll easily cry when this guy passes away. I hope he lives for another 30-40. Your kill sayings were apart of my childhood teenage years.

[@Santalilcamper]

He's 70 years old We've got like 10 -20 years out of years out of him at best and I doubt he'll be doing this in his 90's

[@hostileenvironment6107]

@@Santalilcamper Agreed from all I've seen of him online ATM. I wouldn't even be mad if buddy took a nice long vacation. He deserves it for shore!

[@Santalilcamper]

@@hostileenvironment6107 Definitely

[@thenthson]

Not again. Not after Rick May.

[@derpsakry4464]

hes 70 so he has at least another 10 years blesing us with his voice

[@Laerei]

That third "no maidens" was just perfect. I truly felt mocked for having no maidens.

[@larconsandman1483]

When he hit that I was like "yep thats the one" I felt it to my core

[@Siike_]

It felt like the megamind meme lmao

[@pwnwin]

Yaint tellin me he’s not Margit like bro nailed that shit.

[@lloydmorgan5872]

Thats great😂

[@hamjaro2920]

You're correct. The first two just sounded like random insults one would through out when they were losing an argument. But the third one sounded truly desolate, as if I truly had no maidens. It shakes you to the core, just perfect.

[@funkycosmonaut]

"No Maidens" should come after Killionaire.

[@jamesreagan8175]

The only reasonable explanation for that many kills

[@Winasaurus]

Should have "Touch grass" for teamkilling.

[@thedoomslayer5863]

@@Winasaurus *touch grace ***

[@PunkZombie1300]

@@Winasaurus Touch Grace*

[@billsmith30]

I think it would be funnier if you got it for finishing a game with at least 10 kills and no deaths. You'd see it more often.

[@steelcitysteve8794]

This first time this dude said "unfrigginbelieveable" and "perfection" for me are cemented in my memories love this guy.

[@Brimst0ne_XB]

For me it was Halo 2 when I got my first "Running Riot!" For about 5 seconds i felt like the best player in the world.

[@rmartinez1993]

@@Brimst0ne_XB that adrenaline rush only to be gunned down by a camper or a guy backstabbing you lolol how I lost MY streaks lol

[@Brimst0ne_XB]

@@rmartinez1993 Yep! Lol. Gotta take the bad with the good I guess! Never was a top teir player but it never stopped from playing. Got into shooters back in my teens playing dial up on OG Doom and here I am about to turn 40 this year still trucking along!

[@lp8650]

ahhahahahahahahah YES

[@rmartinez1993]

@@Brimst0ne_XB I'm about to go into my 30s lol and yea I'd consider myself somewhat below average lolol but I love the game. Hopefully throughout the past 15 years I wasn't in a random halo team with you online and made you lose lolololol

[@tylerhassey5210]

He’s such an amazing person, he didn’t have to do the extra takes and he could have just made this like a 10 second thing for a quick buck but he took the time out of his day to try and get it the way the buyer wanted, I highly doubt he’ll remember me but around the halo 3 days I actually met him briefly and he was such an awesome dude *he* actually offered to take some pictures with me and my friend

[@JustAreru]

The skill issue line should be used after breaking a player's kill streak.

[@theuberunit6547]

It's called killjoy

[@JustAreru]

@@theuberunit6547 Yeah i know but it would be funny if it was Skill Issue.

[@taylorledet3993]

@@JustAreru no it wouldn’t be you filthy weeb

[@kx7500]

That doesn’t make sense tho

[@dizzyheads]

More like having a death streak

[@Mud-Brain]

What a fucking professional. This man is everything I aspire to be as a voice actor. The epitome of excellence.

[@KAPAFlyer]

Two "entertainers" that made my childhood. John Williams, the composer for Star Wars, Indiana Jones and many other films.....and this guy, Jeff Steitzer.

[@guitar45rocks5]

His voice is straight up unbelievable lol, it is so perfect for his announcer role

[@Bluephantom01XT]

You could say he's "Unfrigginbelievable" lol

[@Splarkszter]

Best part is that you could think it's some kind of vocoder but for some reason it's how it is on real life which makes it mindblowing.

[@RuckusHuckusYT]

the sheer raw power behind this man… is *goddamned perfection*

[@dovydascep6021]

This is my second favorite cameo video ever, the first one being the Tyler wake up alarm

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

I love that voice actors from our childhood coming out and just saying random things it’s such a weird and funny experience like there was a guy that does Dr Doofenshmirtz and then there’s the Scout voice actor, just all sorts of people it’s just great.

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

"No maidens" should play when you play 5000 h in Halo Infinite

[@widget3672]

It's not just his awesome voice or the nostalgia of hearing it again, it's the fact that he looks like he's having the time of his life interacting with this community and it makes me so happy to see that

[@RyanHoodGains]

Was expecting him to drop the craziest "DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS?" at the end 😅

[@MrTomatoGuy]

0:59 "You are convicted of 3rd degree manslaughter. What do you have to say to the victims' relatives?" Me af:

[@moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9]

Someone need to do a repacked .mp3 files of all his cameo quote in mp3 xD

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

Because compressing twice is cool.

[@moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9]

@@NotOrdinaryInGames Would indeed be better in FLAC but from a KZbin video if someone do it, I doubt it will change much to put them in looseless especially with a soundboard

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

@@moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9 For YT, you can extract the original audio file, which for MP4 is m4a. KZbin-dl does that task. BUT if the videos originally come from somewhere else, then the original source must be found. Then the original upload can be downloaded, and audio manually separated with FFMPEG.

[@moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9]

@@NotOrdinaryInGames It's already been compressed a lot, barely of these cameo videos edit people upload are good quality anyway.

[@joeykeilholz925]

@@NotOrdinaryInGames seriously he needs to be uncompressed

[@MhxAir]

Skill Issue - 10 deaths in a row without getting a kill

[@BookOfMorman]

I love how he's smiling so big the whole time in every video! When he's in cheezin in a thumbnail it just makes my day! xD

[@Mister_Matthew]

THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT HE PUTS IN COMPARED TO OTHER CAMEOS IS INSANE

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

This man is a treasure of humanity 🗿

[@superangyo01]

I love how happy he gets when saying all of the lines. He has so much emotion and it's just so great to watch

[@leahl5007]

This man seems like the sweetest Grampa and I want to hug heem 🥰

[@jjchung9268]

this man's voice encapsulates the childhood of so many, what a fucking legend ❤️

[@kushpaladin]

my grandpa had a turkey gobbler like he does. i used to play with it when i was a child

[@FishyTheKid]

how do people even get it?

[@mrsteamie4196]

>Implying that any words coming out of his mouth could be anything but perfect

[@atlasasylum]

The way he enjoyed the 3rd version of every line

[@MajikButton]

“the name’s golden field, nice to wheat you” incredible

[@LeelosAdventure]

I want this guy to make a 15 hour long video of him just reading every word in the dictionary. It would be a gift to the Internet for ages to come

[@Real-Agent-Meta]

Man people are complaining on everything but we all know this man is what made everyone's childhood back on the Xbox 360

[@5H4N3D]

You mean back on original xbox

[@justgrayyy105]

I respect him for saying each line differently

[@jessesalas1286]

i love the different styles, especially the "oh yeah!" style

[@RangerLink667]

You can just tell how much he gives a shit and enjoys doing this stuff. So clearly a great guy and actual decent human

[@xkdcm7hat]

Keep this man alive and safe at all costs bro. This guy is legitimately a legend🔥🔥💛

[@PurpGangMafia]

I'm so happy he has fun doing these lines for the people that actually love to hear his voice. Such a great man

[@B1SeriesBattleDroid]

I never thought I'd see the day that Jeff Steitzer says skill issue. Yet here we are

[@105thBattalion]

Jeff Steitzer, the man behind the scenes and lately the memes

[@Izigurand]

This man is overflowing with good vibes

[@stevenhuntley8706]

People playing clips during games makes it so much better, this gem out here putting out free DLC announcements 😂

[@josuebaltodano6395]

That iconic voice when a match begins. 'Slaaayer'

[@lilwyvern4]

From my experience, voice actors are some the chillest, most wholesome people around. See also: Jon St. John, Rick Hunter, and Gianni Matragrano(sp?)

[@dominicochoa9925]

I loves his head nods when he said "skill issue"

[@ginger_jake]

Mom walks into room "nO mAidEns" 😢

[@shatl_bar_king]

Skill issue should come when you lose a kill streak at 4, twice in a row.

[@DarksteelHeart]

This man is a treasure to the VO/VA community.

[@rgbok5453]

Man im glad he's still voice acting

[@acupofwat3r]

When this man passes it will be tragic

[@giovannidelarosa4543]

Hmm, yes. Legendary

[@vbadimothebadassjackass8011]

0:59 The moment ya’ll been waiting for

[@njsteere]

Dude nailed it on the very first read. That’s why they call him “single take Steitzer” what an absolute G.

[@good_noodlewastaken]

didnt know i needed this on a monday morning

[@Jakevoss96]

Someone out there making the greatest Halo mod in existence with this

[@Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I feel like a convict for never playing a Halo game before, but this guy seems like an absolute legend! So rarely have I seen voice actors or programmers go along with what random shit people send them to say, and even rarer does it appear they actually enjoy doing it!

[@Toasty_Shawn]

The 3rd one was absolutely perfect

[@jacob1233546]

Love you mang. Wonderful part of my childhood

[@00Clank]

In High School my theater class went to see a play, looking through the Playbill I was reading through the actors and their self-written blurbs to find one mention his prior experience included being The Voice Of God in Halo. Love this guy.

[@UnstoppableGiant]

The fact that he understood Skill Issue is great

[@toozigooti]

The way he delivers each Skill Issue is so funny to me. Especially when he’s shaking his head in disappointment.

[@albertkotze8974]

Will always remember the rush I got hearing that "Kilimanjaro!" back in the day

[@SlavicGold]

man is burned into my mind, "skill issue" had me rollin

[@vladthedeathless9439]

This legend of a man is a national treasure!

[@ShwappaJ]

A professional always roasts three times.

[@benmalatin5237]

The goat at it again. Take 3 of no maidens was by far my fav.

[@bread4776]

Funny to think how our beloved narrator from all of the old halo games and newer are saying these

[@HYv47]

He just is so amazing and what he does and he looks so happy doing it

[@wintrez]

Lmao can imagine killing yourself in halo and instead of hearing "suicide", you hear "skill issue"

[@johnspencefareal420]

I will hear this man's voice on my death bed.

[@aerynnav]

the way he says there you go 💀

[@lamdamatrix7422]

Spy's voice actor also did this when people asked him to say Spy Gaming

[@chess_is_a_vibe]

Ever since I was about 16, people have told me my speaking voice is good for the radio. This video makes me want to get into the voiceover industry but I just don’t know how. Maybe someday.

[@BariBro]

Had this guy announce my regions performance for world champions. Down River Michigan, LSM.

[@thedanish5523]

protect this man at all costs

[@justacat8098]

give him the cure to death

[@LoganLatios]

skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. those felt so personal

[@damond.p7100]

“NO MAIDENS” “NO MAIDENS” “NO BITCHES”

[@London-pound-cake]

That neck is hypnotic... I suddenly feel the urge to go out into the woods and find my turkey brethren

[@gho5tspartan26yt]

The first skill issue has got to be the best! I need to record that and use it for streams

[@BewilderedBearMiniatures]

I can imagine the vine boom sound effect throughout this 😂

[@mojojoji5493]

When he told me I was invincible in 2009 I felt dat

[@hyper_annette]

Perfect addition to my soundpad

[@AurelOrban]

Why is bro’s chin melting

[@itsAGMbtw]

Age

[@thegreenhoodieguy]

“Skill Issue!” “Skill Issue.” Skill Issue😢”

[@jinhur8193]

woah i jus learned how to read things differently by using different expressions on my face, that's crazy. its makes it sound different for sure, did not expect that!

[@dkoiop]

Ahhhh....sen...tion.... 😲💦🥵🥰

[@gt7984]

The first "no maides" is just perfect.

[@halfbakedproductions7887]

In reality this is how it's often done when recording dialogue for games. Multiple takes on the same file, then edit down the preferred option. Some games accidentally include outtakes in the game files because the source audio wasn't cleaned properly or they included the wrong one.

[@johnoneill2986]

When a voice actor looks EXACTLY like you expect them to!

[@Reynsoon]

FIrst 'No maidens' was a game announcement reading, but the third is a fucking death sentence.

[@proximal9017]

Reading the title before clicking on the video I thought it was something else……

[@PSC4.1]

Daaaamn he still has it.

[@leonoraekaterina5838]

What a glorious person 🙏

[@Sam_T2000]

_”gobble, gobble”_

[@YoRHaUnit2Babe]

the third "No Maidens" has me dying

[@Slash4747]

He reminded me of Gary Schwartz so I first heard Heavy saying "no maidens"

[@ciberneticdumb5492]

You made it personal, Jeff...

[@AaronSanchez-dc2ei]

I wish he worked on audio books or asmr roleplay for sleep

[@rogue-ish5713]

BRO all three takes of No Maidens is Gold.

[@Turn1p.]

No maidens:1st, Ascents:3rd, Wheat:3rd, Skill issue:2nd