Halo Infinite - Extracted IWHBYD Dialogue (Grunts)

[@KleinerVance]

"Anyone got any human bait? Like potato chips.....or money?" I never thought Id feel so attacked by something thats 100% true.

[@ryancleaver6613]

I was eating chips as it was said

[@armintor2826]

No grunt! You'll attract politicians!

[@MasterHall117]

@@armintor2826 That or me, I love money and chips

[@macdhomhnaill7721]

That’s so unique that you like those things!

[@ClonedGamer001]

"If you came to hear me beg...you will be satisfied!" is just perfect.

[@SammyJoee]

followed by maybe we can let him shoot the jackal a little ???.. 🤣

[@Hasbro1967]

2:17 found it.

[@GRITBONE]

My favorite is "All you're doing is delaying my inevitable death!"

[@SammyJoee]

oh wait , it’s a play on an old line said by arbiter in Halo 2 . just found out while watching the game movie .

[@Amadmaniac1]

My favorite so far is "I'll die as I lived, RUNNING AND SCREAMING!!!!" Now it's "I'm gonna die...aren't I?"

[@thefinalprodigy1312]

" OH NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO TURN THESE ON!" That killed me!

[@ShiiroHasu]

Killed him too

[@ac.j5800]

18:36

[@LeTtRrZ]

I heard that one outside of Bassus’s area. That was the most hilarious part of the entire playthrough. Another great moment was when I got killed twice within 10 seconds and a grunt said “you suck even worse than I do.”

[@MasterHall117]

@@LeTtRrZ Bro called you out

[@XtreemAlan]

AAAAAAAAAHHH

[@earth1364]

*"YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUUUIIIIIT!!!!!"* These beings are more relatable and humorious as each game passes...

[@lancecurry7538]

"You can't quit, you're a frog!"

[@lancecurry7538]

"I'm not your wife, you're _my_ wife!"

[@natalie6811]

@@lancecurry7538 “Oh hi honey how was your day?”

[@lancecurry7538]

"Pretty good, but I quit my job."

[@earth1364]

@@lancecurry7538 You can't quit you're fired.

[@gaiusmarius4209]

"Why'd you kill him!? he was a week away from retirement!" was great

[@shcdemolisher]

That one I’ve heard in combat. And it was after killing an Elite major.

[@annathepizzamaster6353]

the grunts in this game are great, almost makes me feel bad for indiscriminetly killing them. almost.

[@jon3854]

Just remember! They’re almost as responsible as truth for starting the war:)

[@michaelsimpson1224]

I honestly wish they added a new, actually hateable canon-fodder enemy. I don't feel like a badass killing Grunts, I just feel bad...

[@grandpadoomslayeralsomars2264]

"You were a worthy foe. Almost."

[@GRITBONE]

As Mister Chief would say: "emphasis on almost"

[@pileoweirdness]

they asked me what I felt killing grunts. I told them slight recoil.

[@sgtgreenhaze]

A grunt killed another grunt with a grenade, and another grunt deadass said “Why did you kill him? He didn’t breaked no rules”

[@MasterHall117]

That’s some gold right there, where’s Achievement Hunters when you need em?

[@shcdemolisher]

Yeah the friendly fire lines are hilarious.

[@RevvyTheRealG]

"I hate everything that's happening" -- The most relatable Grunt ever

[@lancecurry7538]

1:26

[@Ntwadumela89]

Lol

[@believein1177]

Grunt 03 is adorable and the Mule just radiates Charlie from Always Sunny energy. This game has the best Unggoy ever.

[@desertsky-lu4pr]

“Another day of quaking in my boots and screaming at my own shadow” is just too good 😂

[@Nonamearisto]

He fooled himself. Grunts don't even use boots in this game. :D

[@dominikk3643]

2:34 Absolute gold.

[@Basic_Lee99]

I heard that when I died and I burst out laughing

[@Zero_XTZ5]

The "Like three feet!" Gag Is still one of the funniest lines in a halo game Also.. did a grunt just insult me by telling me I went to public school? 😂

[@RetroNutcase]

13:55 I know exactly how this grunt feels.

[@unknowngamer8380]

"the master chief isnt real, its just something they made up to scare the brutes" that shit sent me 😂😂

[@user-xu3vx3mr7j]

FOR ATRIOX, FOR YAP YAP, FOR 'MDAMA, FOR FLIP YAP. One of the BEST lines in the entire game

[@eduardoharoproductions3065]

Love the flip yap reference

[@ohgeez4354]

Look how guarded this place is

[@brunod713]

Good to know that Jul M'Dama is still canon. This line only appeared to me one and i started laughing

[@samuelbishop3316]

@@brunod713 Everything is still canon actually.

[@bluesnake1713]

Flip Yap...or Yap Flip.

[@AxtonTheObstagoon]

if you're wondering how many times "nipple" was used, i counted 12 total: 2 from grunt 1, 2 from grunt 2, 2 from grunt 3, and 6 from grunt mule

[@thepinkplushie]

Makes sense, with all that heavy lifting he's getting hungry

[@andyfriederichsen]

Dude, that is barely any mentions of nipples at all. Grunts talk about their food nipples in Halo 3 all the time.

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

Not... enough... NIPPLE!

[@yeet-mc-yeeterson]

11:54 Jesus Christ these grunts are fucking ruthless, I love it

[@papapoyo19]

“ I feel like I get smarter every time I hear you guys talk “. JESUS THAT GRUNTS PACKING HEAVY BURNS

[@andyfriederichsen]

"The physics of this are REEEAAAL suspect!" - Literally describes everything in every Halo game and Halo book.

[@chandleralves698]

I love how much older the Grunt Mules sound, almost more sarcastic than the others

[@jrock4748]

I love how they made the grunt mule a weary and sarcastic grunt persona. They even included a line where they're out smoking/getting high with the boys and questioning random shit lol

[@calciumclansoldier1351]

"Oh no I didn't mean to turn these ONNNNNN" I love this game. 18:36

[@adoptedmoth]

I like that they kept the voice actors for the Halo 5 enemies along with hiring new ones

[@Vaksharules1999]

Halo 5 did have some great enemy dialogue at least.

[@SavorySoySauce]

I like how grunt 1 is like the original trilogy grunts and the others have variety to their voices

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

"I'LL NEVER RUN! I'M TOO LAZY!" Can I sue for trademark infringement?

[@maizeman90]

That line literally played at the exact same moment I came across your comment lol

[@kamikazegamer3553]

My favorite 30:04 "HAH Mom said it was MY turn to play the Xbox!"

[@danielbedrossian5986]

"Reach called! Just kidding, yahaHA!" . . . I satr to not feel sorry for the Ungoy.

[@Spectralyzed]

"I heard that the Arbiter tried to disguise himself once... Changed his face or something." "Game over, human!... No, seriously, your game is over. Yeah, just... turn it off." The meta jokes are impeccable in this.

[@limymage9186]

"If these brutes had half my bravery, I'd tell them to give it back" is some of the best writing of all time

[@keithjohnson7893]

I love the little rivalry between the grunts and the jackals

[@ryanparker4996]

"Little rivalry" Kig-yar; we do a little attempted genocide Unggoy; we will destroy the entire fucking covenant from the inside we are so fuck-ass mad right now San Shyum; uh oh its time to appoint a troublesome Sanghieli with opinions to Arbiter.. I sure hope he doesnt die gloriously in battle or anything

[@JayHog1992]

@@ryanparker4996 The rest of the Covenant preparing to Glass the unggoy homeworld for them being mad: "I'm about to do a pro gamer move."

[@LeeryGiant4149]

"It might speed things along if we didn't *ANNOUNCE* our location to the guy-we're-trying-to *kill!* " Angriest grunt ever. Since the time the grunts decided to blow up half the Covenant that is.

[@RaptorMocha]

18:37 best line in the game

[@rebelcheese5301]

"Is it just me, or have we been fighting the same guy for YEARS?" They're getting self-aware, and yet are no closer to putting an end to the Chief.

[@christiancombs6808]

16:34 "Who's craig now" LMAO

[@somerandomdood3478]

i am the craig

[@shcdemolisher]

Now that one I’ve heard plenty of times!

[@sirkthegod6627]

3:13 “I HOPE THE HUMAN AFTERLIFE SUCKS!!” 😂😂

[@MrPwner911]

"Suffering builds character!" Okay Calvin's Dad.

[@gundamheavyarms4879]

The Grunt ordering the Hunter to sic ‘em nearly killed me!

[@shcdemolisher]

Which lets be fair would’ve been perfect for a cutscene introducing a buffed up Hunter pair against you in game.

[@YasonYou]

The fact that they have 4 different Grunt personalities is so amazing.

[@dist0rt3dhum0r]

33 minutes or pure, Grunt Spirit Animal bliss.

[@pennroseglyph1077]

you can tell that the voice actors are having so much fun

[@shydre]

I love the Unggoy, I almost feel bad having slaughtered like a hundred thousand of them over the years

[@Feetism]

They got quite a confidence boost in infinite 🤣

[@kis4kasper]

Probably has something to do with the banished treating grunts like capable warriors instead of cannon fodder Except the jackals, but we don't talk about them

[@fallingloo9930]

@@kis4kasper Yeah. *We don’t talk about the Jackals.*

[@bruhSaintJohn]

@@kis4kasper i have 2 words to say about the jackals: Fuсk

[@jacobkern2060]

@@kis4kasper To be fair, the Jackals have always been racists.

[@favoriteipod4210]

Imagine how much fun it was in the studio to record all of these lines

[@th3ranger]

“I’m pretty sure I’m not heavier than you…” I think about this literally every time I grapple a grunt.

[@xmlthegreat]

Holy shit, I've heard some of these but dear God these are hilarious.

[@mongrel_97]

"OH NO! I DIDN'T MEAN TO TURN THESE ON! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - grunt 3 when they do a suicide run with 2 grenades lmao

[@Mewofastora]

My favorite will always be "I didn't mean to turn these on"

[@angrywizard3199]

Actually Grunts piggybacking on Brutes sounds kinda cool

[@meowzercatwiranto]

It's actually a thing in Halo Wars 2!

[@AlexanderWC]

brute jockey mob

[@nebiatyifru4045]

Grunt 1: If Church from RvB was a grunt, I think this is pretty much what he'd sound like. The only thing missing are swears and cusses.

[@KATTALNUVA3]

It would be hilarious if Master Chief had just one Grunt friend.

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

Can it be me?

[@etazeta674]

It would be the Halo equivalent of Jaskier and Geralt, or shrek and donkey

[@ryanparker4996]

Yeah a Grunt Mule who gets sick of tge Banished. One day Chief is seiging his camp, he just sneaks up on the Chief, hands him a Skewer and gives him spotter advice and callouts all without the Chief realising he was speaking to a Grunt. As the grunt puts on its deepest voice. Chief grapples away like a mix of Doomguy and Spiderman on Adderall, And then the grunt saunters back into the encampment, steals a Phantom and dips back to Balaho for a fermented nipple on the beach 😂

[@Bryan-uw1ny]

Imagine if he teamed up with the propaganda grunt after he's fired for crying on the mic. Would be so much better than Jose the crying pilot and Cortana's little sister Tiffany

[@octoflop2698]

Grunt 1 is a Normal grunt Grunt 2 sounds like a child Grunt 3 sounds like tails but on stuff and Grunt mule sounds the best like look at this 29:53 30:00 30:04 This ones the best 30:08

[@TyrannoWright]

343 really got IWHBYD dialogue much better than 4 and 5; mostly being filler dialogue or lore dissection. Also gotta point out, Grunt Mule is definitely a survivor of Halo 3.

[@derptomistic]

"He's not here... unless he's right behind me"

[@celestialspartan1176]

I friggin love these Grunt lines!! 😂😂😂

[@minipoods7175]

18:36 gets me every time

[@legitbooty2989]

didnt think theyd do it, but halo infinite has now won the best grunt awards by a longshot, congrats. honestly most of every races dialogue is golden in this game. is only the rest of the sound design was as good as the dialogue.

[@Brady_Sharky]

I love how Grunt 1 sounds like a South Park Character

[@EpsilonZolton]

Is line 268 at 2:35 a red vs blue reference by imitation of caboose? I think it is

[@shcdemolisher]

I’ve had a female marine call out Puma power whrn riding in a Ravager and going midair. So yeah not the only one who references it.

[@shcdemolisher]

Wait, it wasn’t a ravager, it was the troop transport warthog full of snipers.

[@gravestroys8290]

Bro the grunts in this game just upgraded bro there hilarious

[@J03F1X1T]

"Is he healing?" Is me on legendary against bosses

[@Evil409]

Grunt 3, line 386. By far my favourite line for the grunts lmao Couldn't stop laughing when I got it in one of my playthroughs

[@auzkahglt]

thank you so much for this!

[@galaxycamerata]

"Ah, not me, i'm just a little guy!" And I assume, also, perhaps, that it is his birthday.

[@MCSPARTAN501]

I wonder if we'll be able to recruit Grunts in a future DLC, where you play as the Arbiter

[@AWittySenpai]

343 putting that grunt charm and attitude again brilliant

[@marcusjones6064]

"For Atriox! For Yapyap! For 'Mdama! For FLIPYAAAAAAP!"

[@impala15]

I could listen to this all day

[@drpottymouth]

Grunt 3 sounds like a mix of Toad and Majin Buu.

[@BrickWithCatEars]

This really makes me appreciate how the environment affects the voices

[@leonardwimbelton8920]

"Death is coming for you, and his name is *MEEEEEEEEEEE* " Absolute madlad

[@madziedadzie]

For Flipyap!!! 🤣 I love the old references.

[@VocalArtificium]

Am I the only one that is happy to see one of the H5 Grunt voices (Grunt 1) return?

[@brandonschultz642]

He has one my favorite lines in the entire game at 2:44. That cracks me up every time!

[@somerandomdood3478]

Cartman but he’s a banished grunt.

[@a_sos_type-46_isv]

18:36

[@josemontalvomelendez5642]

lol Griff grunt at 9:05

[@RiposteBK]

17:21 "Is it still Friendly Fire if I hate you?" The FF lines are too good 😂😂

[@_anomalocaris_]

0:40 1:24 1:34 2:17 2:34 5:08 6:32 7:37 7:40 12:02 15:19

[@vietnamesenoodle3280]

Grunts are ominously self aware of their place in game

[@buklau837]

He really said “suspect”. You can tell they really wanted to add “sus” instead.

[@Halofan-ey3ul]

@@buklau837 they also say “I can’t cope with this!” Often

[@buklau837]

@@Halofan-ey3ul Halo grunts be like: “Seethe and cope”

[@pinecone3334]

11:19 that cut deep

[@novabearbear]

30:04 Haha, mom said it was MY turn to play the Xbox!

[@thuhmonty]

Bro these grunts are brutal

[@useridk285]

25:38 If only Ding Dong! was replaced with BING BONG!

[@y3ldarb2]

That would be funny, had the line not already been a Wizard of Oz reference.

[@OVERKILL..]

I heard one say: “ Nobody’s touching these guns but my buddies and YOUR MOM HUMAN!”

[@ayee7503]

16:33 "Who's Craig now!?!?" Absolutely floored me the first time I heard it.

[@ShaqNasty557]

Making a list of my favourites 12:09 10:40 11:00 11:19 11:30 14:40 24:30 - 24:40

[@mercury2157]

One of my favorites is when you kill a nearby skimmer and the grunt goes "aww man, i named that one"

[@biggboi8009]

9:40 “not smashed by a monster” I may be over thinking this but is this referring to the flood, therefore proving they’ll be in A dlc for the game?

[@KATTALNUVA3]

13:11 & 16:24 Me when my team loses the match, but I scored most of our points.

[@LateNightHalo]

1:14 reference to the cut Halo infinite enemy

[@dannyblackaller3930]

28:40 here! Catcha bad case of dead! Legend.

[@hunterrules0_099]

listen to a grunt laugh at me when I die is the most infuriating thing in the world

[@vietnamesenoodle3280]

25% of this video would be things you'd hear from my little cousins in a nerf war

[@kestrelflurry]

4:19 did the grunt here pronounce apostrophes as... apistrofes? But yeah, i agree with what he said lol

[@Mr.LaughingDuck]

33:11 Spirit of Fire reference

[@ryanparker4996]

What was that ship called? Ghost flame? Essence of combustion?

[@dexketristo2349]

Why does the third grunt sound like Marge from the fucking Simpsons xD

[@therealestdealest]

@3:09 holy fuck XD

[@lancecurry7538]

FOR _FLIPYAAAAAAAAAP!!!_

[@locustfire75]

"Nobody is touching these guns but my buddies and your mom, human!" Savage!

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

"I just know the second we stop lookin I'm gonna sit on him or sumthin."

[@coursaire2628]

"YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIIIIIIIIIIT."

[@JimjamtheDaftone]

i love how these possibly make Yapyap from hw2 canon

[@johnwade7963]

"Ah HA .......I hope the human afterlife SUCKS!"😂