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@TheSsjJoker5 ай бұрын
@ElvistheAlien as a huge Halo fan, I don’t hate the show I just disappointed, but on the flip side as a huge fallout fan as well I’m happy with the fallout show 😅 It’s really conflicting for me😂
@Dagenspear5 ай бұрын
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@davidperez40285 ай бұрын
@elvisthealien would you say the rooster teeth red vs blue has a better plot?
@TheSsjJoker5 ай бұрын
@@davidperez4028 RvB is a masterpiece in story telling compared to the Halo Show lol
@lemuntpicard74825 ай бұрын
54:40 "Infected by the covenant?!" 😀
@Aredel5 ай бұрын
This whole show feels like someone shoved the books through a paper shredder, made a paper mache out of the remains and glued it all together with their own feces.
@moxiemaxie35435 ай бұрын
This comment sounds exactly like what you think the show feels like, but more feces
@ProtoMarcus5 ай бұрын
On one hand this sounds about right, but on the other... _you give them too much credit in regards to their intellectual capacity._ What you've described is still too much of "high thinking" for them.
@natashasullivan45595 ай бұрын
what they did was ther put all the books through a shredder. Then gave the shredded paper to an AI and told it to make something
@markdotinc83715 ай бұрын
Hey man, what you're describing is high art
@-DEATH_LORD5 ай бұрын
These comments are so ruthless 😂😭
@TheNonEdibleCheese5 ай бұрын
Karl Urban was awesome in Judge Dredd because you never see his face without the helmet. He wasn't concerned about his face being seen, he was concerned about staying true to the character.
@maxmazzotti66515 ай бұрын
Dan Cudmore, who played Chief in Forward Unto Dawn did the same!
@TheNonEdibleCheese5 ай бұрын
@@maxmazzotti6651 He understood the assignment as well.
@dickthebirthdayboy21325 ай бұрын
The way Din Djarin is depicted in the Mando season 1 is almost a beat for beat recreation of Master Chief from the games.
@thrillcollectors5 ай бұрын
Karl Urban is always awesome. Always a win.
@destined2sleep5 ай бұрын
Karl is cool, from nz
@GrimmWarrior195 ай бұрын
The core problem with the show is that both in the game and in the books John was an extremely obvious stoic, partly due to his augmentations making him similar to a eunuch, guy rarely spoke unless necessary regardless of armor being on or off. I get that they want to use the "alternate universe" concept to justify major differences but then it's no longer Halo anyway, it's a Halo skin wrapped around a concept that is fundamentally different.
@D3cepti0ns5 ай бұрын
They should have never ever took his helmet off. It would have been so much better and they could just hire some cosplayer, like darth vadar was done, and then it would be so much cheaper without a main actor and probably way less takes necessary. Just do it like all the cutscenes and make him alone with cortana for most of it, with some mysteries and shit. Barely any dialogue, barely any actors and it would have been a thousand times better. They not only ruined the franchise, they spent way more money than they even needed to.
@dillydraws5 ай бұрын
@@D3cepti0ns It's fine if Chief took his helmet off, he does it all the time in the books and he takes it off in the games, just we never saw it.
@Num1koolaidman5 ай бұрын
@@dillydrawsthey shoulda compromised between the two though and satisfy both game fans and book fans. Keep his helmet on most of the time. Even in the books they “say” he takes his helmet off but I haven’t had anybody be able to show me his canonical picture. An imaginary image you have in your mind of chief is much different than putting an actor on screen and saying “this is chief.” but if you have a link to an 343 or old bungie approved image that looks like the actor we have now im willing to to eat my words. In game all we’ve seen was him fully as a kid but that doesn’t really show how he looks now. As an adult we’ve seen his eyes and pale skin. Pale from being underneath the armor long amounts of time. Not a California tan. Now after all that said i’m starting to like the show more, and I’m coping with hope for season 3 finally taking off.
@GLDarknight5 ай бұрын
u mean like a perfect soldier? Why u described Chief (in books and games) in odd way XD?
@DanSpartan1775 ай бұрын
"record shows, the spartan routinely exhibited mildly sociopathic tendencies, difficulty with socialization" jeez, even 434 got it right.
@Hepheat755 ай бұрын
I love how they made two seasons to tell Master Chief's backstory even though it was never his origin the fans cared about. We loved Master Chief putting his life on the line for humanity and his relationship with Cortana and Arbiter. The story of Halo was a "more than just a machine" type story, it wasn't overly deep and it wasn't overly complicated. It was simple yet enjoyable.
@redwiltshire18165 ай бұрын
Not just that John’s backstory was always kept at arms length you had hints of it then it was back to being the hero
@RKon19955 ай бұрын
I'm reading the books and you get some information in "Fall of Reach", but Nylund put leagues more care in how he handles the material than whoever is responsible for this mess.
@superk9letsplays4195 ай бұрын
@redwiltshire1816 even the books weren't too in depth.
@redwiltshire18165 ай бұрын
@@superk9letsplays419 exactly plus having less background lets us players feel like we are in Johns boots the show however feels more like I’m just a fly on the wall
@NebLleb5 ай бұрын
I know right? If people could miss the point of Halo THIS badly, I shudder to imagine how they'll butcher Gears of War. Yes. They're making a Gears of War film and TV show. _Take Cover._
@JesusWillSaveYou5 ай бұрын
It is 100% Pablo Schreiber's fault that we don't see the suit as often. At least the helmet as in multiple interviews, he has said something along the lines of "you can't tell what my emotions are when I'm wearing the helmet". He might as well just say I'm not a good enough actor to pull off this role. He was clearly miscast for it if that's his excuse.
@awandererfromys16805 ай бұрын
The shitty writing isn't doing him any favors either though. It's not as if the other actors are any better. He's great as Mad Sweeney in _American Gods_ imho.
@ndawn905 ай бұрын
I don't know about anyone else, but every time I see his face, I just see Pornstache. So, he would probably be more convincing as Master Chief with the helmet on.
@blizzardgaming70705 ай бұрын
The whole 'I can't act without my fACe' is clearly bs. Out of the six movement components of acting taught in high school, only two actually require the use of your face and that is also ignoring the twelve vocal components also taught at that level. He is effectively saying 'I can't act with more complexity than a high-schooler'
@prestonpham20745 ай бұрын
Bro Pedro Pascal acted with his helmet for Mandalorian which is a comparable character to Master Cheif.
@jackofnotrades43505 ай бұрын
Interviews are PR press from the studio, paramount's show runners spoon feed people like him talking points. He is just saying what they want him to, hence the helmet dialog being an attempt to be in front of the very predictable criticism they were going to receive.
@liquidgoose97305 ай бұрын
Whenever I see John from the Halo show, I always tell myself, “Thats not John-117, thats his back up clone the UNSC made, John-118”.
@maxmazzotti66515 ай бұрын
Master Cheeks
@JustTooDamnHonest5 ай бұрын
Yes it is like John got the Jake Skywalker treatment right? THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR 10 F*CKING YEARS NOW!!!!!!
@BenYang-xo7cg5 ай бұрын
Given how standard Master Chief's armor is, and how common the name John is, I just choose to believe that he's another random Spartan in the UNSC. Only problem would be the mentions of "117" and "Chief/Master Chief" in the show, but at least he's referred to as simply "John" pretty often in it as well.
@jaythomas4685 ай бұрын
@@BenYang-xo7cg It’s not THAT serious, guys. Just ignore it for the mediocre out-of-touch Hollywood adaptation that it is and don’t let it “tarnish” your view of the source material.
@-DEATH_LORD5 ай бұрын
@@jaythomas468True.
@Shrike19885 ай бұрын
It's like this show was written by someone who watched 20 minutes of a playthrough of combat evolved, said I'd like to explore the stories of those 3 random marines, and decided to fill in the story of master Chief on the fly.
@Aredel5 ай бұрын
And glued it all together with the shredded remains of the books
@thevexoffender81975 ай бұрын
Then forgot the story half way through and just winged it
@shukes46455 ай бұрын
no, not even that. They have never played halo, they learned about halo from a guy who played call of duty and watched the lastest star wars movies.
@otaconzz5 ай бұрын
A Hollywood production not respecting lore or cannon? Say it ain't so!
@MichaelCravith5 ай бұрын
It does things to me that shows like 1899 were canceled after a single season but shite like this lives on.
@Ghostleeee5 ай бұрын
Nah, paramount got sold….halo is a waste of money….they will cancelled it.
@SSPSheiK5 ай бұрын
@@Ghostleeee dont get my hopes up like that XD
@pedradasbr5 ай бұрын
That one was ass too
@dylanburton49555 ай бұрын
@@GhostleeeeConsidering they renewed it for Season 2 despite Season 1 been heavily disliked, I wouldn’t be surprised if they go ahead with Season 3
@derdox67205 ай бұрын
@@dylanburton4955 we don't know the background. it might've been contractually cleared for multiple seasons from the very start
@Rengbari5 ай бұрын
5:42 “somehow palpatine returned” type of twist
@racheld63385 ай бұрын
Hahaha yes 😂
@БогданГоранов-п9х5 ай бұрын
Imagine a family drama show, prequel ot Harry Potter, where it's nothing but small hints of Harry's abilities and the rest is just every-day life of the Dursleys. That's how this show feels.
@itsjustmaddisen5 ай бұрын
My mum didn't get what I had a problem with for this show until I explained it similarly to this. When it clicked she was like lol I get it now.
@jinwu94235 ай бұрын
A sitcom of the Dursleys would've been a better show.
@ProjectRedfoot4 ай бұрын
Who's Harry Potter?
@DenisOjaste4 ай бұрын
@@ProjectRedfootBro you can't be serious for not knowing who Harrry Potter is
@gelraldoldo5152Ай бұрын
He’s the guy from die hard right?
@kmdreacts5 ай бұрын
Forward Unto Dawn remains the gold standard of a Halo show. Now That was a Master Chief.
@biggeek22565 ай бұрын
Yes he was! He stayed true to the Chief in the games
@maxmazzotti66515 ай бұрын
And he never took his helmet off!
@MePatra5 ай бұрын
I rewatch it whenever I remember this show exists
@jurassicarkjordanisgreat17785 ай бұрын
Don't forget halo legends. that anime was awesome. That deserves a second season. Not this shit.
“Spartans don’t die; they go missing in action.” Missed opportunity.
@Gumblegar5 ай бұрын
I feel like these writers would do a better job making a post war series about Spartans in retirement lamenting over when they wore armour and having to deal with newfound emotions after they're given a chance to integrate into society.
@Norbert_Sattler5 ай бұрын
At least in the first couple of Halo books, there's no mention of Spartans not getting funerals, well, not directly. They do state that officially Spartans never die, even if their death is 100% confirmed, they are listed as missing in action, for propaganda reasons. So I'd imagine they would either get a very private funeral, or a quiet disposal without any ceremony, but beyond the official listing, nothing is mentioned.
@subsume79045 ай бұрын
There's a funeral in the first book lol it's when John learns from Mendez that your men WILL die under your orders, it was like the 4th chapter
@Norbert_Sattler5 ай бұрын
@@subsume7904 It's been a couple of years since I read it, so it must have slipped my mind. Thanks for the info.
@prolix35575 ай бұрын
@@Norbert_Sattler yea, it's after the augmentations are done and most of the spartans die. It wasn't a burial though, they were on a medical space station so they put them in coffins and launched them into space
@kingseb22524 ай бұрын
@Norbert_Sattler and this was before the covenant war so I'd imagine they changed that to MIA and when they did do the "burial" only military members and the remaining spartans were there no civilians you can see it in the halo fall of reach animated movie
@Espartanica4 ай бұрын
Usually when Spartans die their own fusion reactors detonate and explode so that the Covenant can't get their armor
@baldbeardedbassist5 ай бұрын
It's not Halo, it's the Johnny Rings' Space Adventure Show
@maxmazzotti66515 ай бұрын
Jimmy Rings*
@0GuruCS5 ай бұрын
Idk how they did it but they made Halo boring
@MHAAAAANZ5 ай бұрын
Turn all the actions scenes to the bare minimum and fill each episode with bullshit dialogues written by a 10y old child… you got Halo tv show
@somehoodedguy5 ай бұрын
@@MHAAAAANZ yeah it's literally a drama show with hints of action here and there lol
@Harpagio5 ай бұрын
The number of changes made between seasons is baffling. Chief un-dies, Kwan Ha's story is deleted along with Madrigal, Makee un-dies, Cortana's entire purpose changes... When the show was greenlit, they were given 20 episodes that they split into 2 10-episode seasons. (which they later condensed further for budget reasons) My point is that they knew that there would be a season 2, so it's not like they were surprised with a sudden renewal. So why on Earth did they write the show so inconsistently?!
@lennylennart885 ай бұрын
For me it's pretty obvious that they aknowledged the critique by fans and kinda, sorta tried to rewrite the 2nd season "better" and more lore-friendly than the first to please said fans. But they failed and the show is so fundamentaly bad that it's practically unsalvageble.
@TheNefastor4 ай бұрын
Sheer fucking incompetence.
@eliavita4 ай бұрын
No show runner who understands and loves the IP with a clear vision of where and what it should be, this the major problem, also kiki wolfkill is the woman that supervised halo tv show and nightfall and usually transmedia products, and you can clearly understand by the interviews she also doesn't understand halo
@TheStargovАй бұрын
Tbf, 343 knew they were making a new trilogy and couldn't make a consistent, coherent story carried through all 3 games either. It's not really surprising to me that the show did the same.
@HALOman-vi2tgАй бұрын
@@TheStargovI find it quite funny that the show runners did the same thing it’s not surprising seeing that 343 green lit this dumpster fire
@KutlwanoGoodgall-fj5jb5 ай бұрын
Why punish yourself with such a disrespectful halo show
@djkingff77885 ай бұрын
It was awful brother 😢
@calebmurray92925 ай бұрын
Gets him more views
@pietro60325 ай бұрын
Because it's fun to shit on it.
@KutlwanoGoodgall-fj5jb5 ай бұрын
@pietro6032 hell ya, it's funny
@ryuzxa5 ай бұрын
Hate watch
@JR-kx3jr5 ай бұрын
Ackerson is actually from the game universe. He’s Halsey’s rival, and the creator of the Spartan-III program. Spartan-IIIs are basically cheaper and more expendable than IIs.
@biggeek22565 ай бұрын
And he tried to kill Chief during a training exercise
@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.5 ай бұрын
I just listened to Ghost's of Onyx (Creation of the spartan III program) on audible. That was a banger of a story that easily deserved an adaptation, and Master Chief is barely even in it!
@ProjectRedfoot4 ай бұрын
26:00 WHAT.
@Espartanica4 ай бұрын
Except in the show, Spartan-3s are literally normal people who were trained for a few weeks then expected to perform on the level of the Spartan-2s and were also introduced literally the moment they were relevant with 0 foreshadowing
@JackAndrew-lv9gh4 ай бұрын
*Halo TV Show has been canceled by paramount plus after two seasons* Everyone: GOOD RIDDANCE
@maxmazzotti66514 ай бұрын
Oh no, anyway…
@giin973 ай бұрын
Hey, at least a Season 3 of Halo would involve, you know, Halo.
@JackAndrew-lv9gh3 ай бұрын
@@giin97 I stop watching halo after the third episode
@Morzox5 ай бұрын
Honestly, god bless actors like Karl Urban and Pedro Pascal who understood the assignment and kept the damn helmets on (unless absolutely necessary).
@TheParkerThirteen5 ай бұрын
From what i understand, pedro is no longer in that category. He hasnt actually been the body actor for mando since season 2, as itd cost to much. So hes just a va at this point and they have a body double. Only time pedro is on set is when you see his face.
@jonathancherry69416 күн бұрын
No offense, but do you honestly think it was their decision to keep their helmets on? They do whatever the script says. Very few actors ever had the pull to make creative decisions like that.
@MustangAlex695 ай бұрын
I don’t know how they had master chief with his helmet off for this entire show when the Mandalorian exists. Just copy that but halo. Like that’s it. One or two face reveals. They had the blueprints and still fucked it up lol.
@CrazyEight-art5 ай бұрын
I forgot this existed, let alone that they even made a second season.
@Superguy-w4s5 ай бұрын
I forgot The halo series existed after season 1 ended
@gelraldoldo51524 ай бұрын
Lucky you
@DamienBlade5 ай бұрын
This isn't Halo... this is a sy-fy channel exclusive show with parts of Halo sprinkled in.
@Espartanica4 ай бұрын
It's a Halo AU fanfic written by people who have no interest in Halo
@schmeep56335 ай бұрын
Velma got a season 2, Halo got a season 2. Do people not like making good shows anymore?
@TROUBLESOME.875 ай бұрын
Looks like throwing money out of a window is super fun ?!
@thisplatformsucks5 ай бұрын
People make shows that people watch. Hate-watching is still watching.
@stephenbyers61735 ай бұрын
Hate watches make the show money, the makers probably saw the numbers and thought people liked it
@Homersimpsonitalian5 ай бұрын
@@stephenbyers6173oh no they know people hate it, they make their money through outrage because it's easier than making something genuinely good.
@QUIROPTEROHOLLOW5 ай бұрын
People keep watching the shit
@zanniia72795 ай бұрын
Only good thing I can say is: Arbiter is just a title. That Arbiter was definitely not the one from the game (unless theres some real evidence) so we may get a real arbiter if theres any future seasons
@Eisenhowerbonger5 ай бұрын
He has a different name, so it shouldn't be the same. Also the one from the games became Arbiter after the first ring was destroyed, which could take 4 more seasons.
@protosopic63984 ай бұрын
@@Eisenhowerbonger At this rate, anyway.
@Cardali5 ай бұрын
Mando is iconic, and we all love the actor(s) involved in playing him regardless of who's face we see. It's a fantastic performance. This is just wank.
@quipsilvervr5 ай бұрын
To be honest, the Covenant are the most compelling part of the Halo Universe. Also, that guy dying with the needle, and I can conclusively say, if somebody stabbed a grenade into my chest, I would likely stand there, scream for a few seconds until it detonates, and then fly back into a wall, game over.
@Foreseer1175 ай бұрын
So the whole 'we don't bury Spartans' is an absolute misunderstanding of 'Spartans never die'. The UNSC believed reporting Spartan KIAs would hurt the morale of the Navy, so they only ever reported them as Missing In Action. Which is incredibly tragic. It's repeated in the books a couple of times with one line literally being, "Spartans never die, they just go Missing in Action". This led to Cheif holding in a lot of his feelings regarding the death of his fellow Spartans. The show is just taking a cool line and making it stupid.
@senritsujumpsuit60212 ай бұрын
A lot of shits buried by the Navy it's horrid the Legends short about a women meeting her clone replacement an debating shooting them dead is something Navy really wants to hide
@ultimagamer11635 ай бұрын
I love how Elvis’s spitball ideas are infinitely better than anything the multi million dollar writing team could come up with. 😂😂😂
@menacingpankake41245 ай бұрын
As someone who's passionately reading through the books for the first time and having finished the kilo 5 trilogy this show feels like heresy of the highest order
@maxmazzotti66515 ай бұрын
Glass it with holy fire!
@seanrasmussen28775 ай бұрын
"You see that bridge? I built that bridge."
@Superguy-w4s5 ай бұрын
Remember:don’t hate watch we don’t want another Velma situation ( oh wait it already happened)
@ejm12255 ай бұрын
To be fair, Velma was planned to have two seasons before season one officially aired, from what I've read.
@whitepaws605 ай бұрын
It has nothing to do with hate watchers not even a bit. People MASSIVELY over estimate the amount of people who do that and even if they do they aren't watching more than 1 MAYBE 2 episodes max. The reality is the vast majority of shows good or not are greenlit for 2 seasons long before they ever release maybe even before they start production. They just wait to announce a second season until after to drum up attention and (hopefully) more watches.
@YnossZaperator3 ай бұрын
And Velma show did way worse than Halo TV Show
@davefromhungary69085 ай бұрын
Ah yes. Reach. The planet colonized by the Hungarians, speaking... English? Even the game managed to hire Hungarian voiced actors 💀
@Oppen19455 ай бұрын
Even then it was like only 2 civilians. Rest spoke Anerican English too.
@davefromhungary69085 ай бұрын
@@Oppen1945 The entire colony was Hungarian
@Insanir5 ай бұрын
@@davefromhungary6908 Yeah...at the time of its fall, all of Reach, the most important planet besides Earth, was exclusively Hungarian. And all of its peole talked Hungarian, a language way more easier to learn and common than English...
@rhysnichols86084 ай бұрын
Tbf I’d let them off for that, Hungarian is one of the worlds least understood languages, having everyone learn and speak Hungarian would be insane for a largely American/British audience.
@galaktikuszselatin26 күн бұрын
De legalább azon a meteor kalóz akármi helyen beszéltek magyarul, összesen talán egy egész mindatnyit is 😆 há' ne legyél már telhetetlen 🤭
@redwiltshire18165 ай бұрын
Rule 1 of being a halo fan: we don’t talk about halo
@GRIFFITHHHH6525 ай бұрын
we dont talk about the halo show*
@JustTooDamnHonest5 ай бұрын
Rule 1 of being a fan of anything: Defend it and call out the posers, tourists and woke sociopaths who do not know jack or sh*t about the IP.
@maxmazzotti66515 ай бұрын
As far as I’m concerned, this show doesn’t exist
@QUIROPTEROHOLLOW5 ай бұрын
40:33 didn't they literally replace Kat's entire arm with a mechanical one connected directly into her body? I don't know that kinda feels like a stupid condition in the 2550's no way they can't fix her
@Kspice90004 ай бұрын
Yep. So not only first I ingame female spartan but also first with a prosthetic limb. Granted she was the sharpshooter, quite possibly do to the prosthetic.
@Kspice90004 ай бұрын
But more then likely, it's the future. So kats arm was probably fully combat capable.
@BlankBlonkАй бұрын
@@Kspice9000 kat would've been in service by the time the show takes place if we go off mainline and her arm would likely be the cybernetic
@RedNinja1155 ай бұрын
This show genuinely feels the most like the people making it have only seen the box arts of halo and that’s it, cuz not only are they rushing shit, but they’re also dragging ass so much they introduced the arbiter BEFORE chief has ever been to a halo, it’s so dumb, I hate it
@wanderingmercurymarauder7615 ай бұрын
Arbiter is a title, not a singular character. The Arbiter here is completely different than the one in Halo 2, which is completely different from the Arbiter from Halo Wars, who is not only introduced timeline wise before Halo 2 but who also gets his ass killed at the end of Halo Wars.
@pyronuke47685 ай бұрын
At least this Arbiter isn't Thel, they called him some other name I haven't bothered to remember because you can replace him with a cardboard cutout and not miss much.
@MaxCohen-mx2rf5 ай бұрын
Eric Nylund wrote the most amazing books for Halo, and instead Paramount thought this would be a good way to go about it. Still extremely displeased to see Master Chiefs face at the end of the very first episode. Didn't even make us wait.
@supra0_0nova5 ай бұрын
Love how u don't mention the fact that chief and all the Spartans are like 8 feet tall super humans in the games but in the short they just normal people
@Lonely_Soldier5 ай бұрын
I love how hollywood wastes so much money on movies and shows that no one likes and that no one even watches. Why do they allow writers with no talent to helm any franchise when they only start terrible, disrespect the fans and the ip and run it into the ground?! It's so frustrating that everything made these days are so fucking terrible. This is why I'm not excited for anything new and I don't watch any new movies.
@pyronuke47685 ай бұрын
Like Abba once sang: "Money, money, money!"
@Tawleyn5 ай бұрын
This is the only reason I have *one* show I'm excited about this year, or for the foreseeable future: Arcane. The amount of love and care for the characters and lore in that show is mind boggling. And they still did the same thing these Halo hack writers are claiming. They adapted the base canon for two reasons - Tell a unique story, and adapt the lore to better fit within the constraints of a TV show. I wish we had more Arcanes.
@lizard46795 ай бұрын
It's apparently because the culture at 343 was (and largely still is) aggressively anti-Bungie, doing anything to distance themselves from the original games. Numerous sources state that they refused to take on any previous bungie staff for Halo 4 and 5, the culture encouraged needlessly hostile attitudes towards the previous games and developers, and they obviously thought they knew better than Bungie prior the overwhelmingly poor reception to Halo 5. So much so that they needed to literally hire an ex-Bungie lead help make Infinite when they realised they were circling the drain. This project was greenlit back in the days before they thought they'd fuck Halo up, hit serious problems because of their arrogance which meant millions had to be spent in reshoots over years and years, and now we're seeing "Star Wars sequel trilogy" style back-peddling on their original vision with very mixed results.
@Fleato5 ай бұрын
it's jsut so mind blowing to me that they thought " lets make a show involving a character who notoriously doesnt reveal his face..... and make him just visbile...the entire time.... this game where the main plot is a bad ass dude in near indestructable armor fights people. lets just get rid of the armor.
@Baker3115 ай бұрын
I mean just look at the halo wars 1 cinematics they felt like a movie or a series i don't get how it was so good before and now it is this quality.
@gman74975 ай бұрын
Make it a series with that level of CGI and that attentive to lore, or don't make it. If it's not financially viable to do that way.. DON'T make it. Worst thing you can do is take a generic sci-fi show with 'meh' level FX and slap a Halo paint job on it.
@jedbeals27915 ай бұрын
Sorin looks like a discount Dave Chapelle.
@Hippie-5 ай бұрын
I honestly thought it was him
@justsomeguywholovesberserk63755 ай бұрын
The fact that we have a second season of an awful video game adaption in the same year as, the second season of Arcane says a lot about this year
@viper56385 ай бұрын
They are making a second season of Arcane?
@PenguinWithInternetAccess5 ай бұрын
@@viper5638 yes, coming out in november
@vanbrosmovies72175 ай бұрын
"There is Kai, Vannak, John, and... Rizz
@Deadly_Ricardo_675 ай бұрын
11:54 “She’s a slave which is so funny”😂😂😭
@jaidarling88555 ай бұрын
I think i'd rather stare at that New Vegas poster for 10 hours straight than watch this god forsaken show.
@LordMogatron5 ай бұрын
It would've been cool if they had the Spartans fighting out of their armor for one scene, kicking ass but still being in danger, and then their armor gets OTSD dropped to them, they suit up, and really start ripping and tearing. That would've been fun.
@senritsujumpsuit60212 ай бұрын
Similar format to Asian action series Having characters handicapped thrn they reach spot to switch something up then go rabid ape mode even if it does not make them outright win it shows off they tried "This shaking isn't becuse am scared this the growl of raoring beast" *yeets at mock 3 speed at a person they can't beat*
@usernameinvalid85 ай бұрын
15:50 tbf Elvis, the military being unprepared is probably the most accurate part of the series 🤣🤣
@Andiandru4 ай бұрын
The show is cancelled, so Master Cheeks' saga will never be completed
@lacalledelfoco95934 ай бұрын
Goodbye Jimmy Rings
@HalfLifeOfHumanity5 ай бұрын
Imagine if they incorporated the "Double kill" "Triple Kill" "Over Kill" "FRENZY!" into the lore: Whenever Masster Chief gets into a battle, she acts like a drunk frat boy and uses a voice changer to say "Killing Spree" etc in Master Chiefs head. I would actually watch the show then.. not really, but I'd watch that specific clip on KZbin.
@tentinquarantino8765 ай бұрын
To do this, the writers would have to play the games and that's a no-no.
@senritsujumpsuit60212 ай бұрын
That's sounds like ot would be is Legends second season since they already made a short about Chief falling out of the ship multiple times an ends up punching the shit out of a Covenant
@Dradeeus5 ай бұрын
They literally did "Quan died on the way to her home planet." Edit: Oh she's still alive. Would have been really really funny.
@russell91535 ай бұрын
Var 'Gatanai is the Arbiter in this show not Thel.
@maxmazzotti66515 ай бұрын
You sir are correct!
@pyronuke47685 ай бұрын
Obviously, since Thel is a hundered thousand times more compelling than this cardboard cutout.
@ross39865 ай бұрын
Dude I swear, I literally didn’t even know this second season existed….that’s probably a good thing
@Shinransa5 ай бұрын
The flood does start as spores initially and these spores look pretty close to what they look like in Halo 2 Anniversary's Legendary ending cutscene
@laggingdragons5 ай бұрын
Bro what Cortana met Chief _on Reach_ right before the Covenant glassed Reach Yeah, let's just retcon the Halo 9/11 equivalent (and how Spartans work) in order to tell a story that nobody likes.
@PhantomMiria225 ай бұрын
In the game they didnt even meet on reach. We only saw Chief in cryo and Cortana was a delivery package from Noble Six to the Pillar of Autumn. Chief only woke up in CE already close to the first ring.
@subsume79045 ай бұрын
@@PhantomMiria22 yeah Bungie themselves broke a lot of lore with the game, wish they followed the books they were much more epic, also chief trained on Reach alongside Cortana before all of this
@Connorthecatsdad5 ай бұрын
"I don't want the show to fail" and "I like Halo" may be contradictory statements
@DangerVille5 ай бұрын
I thought season 2 was pretty great, obviously as something disconnected from the games. Seeing Chief go to a bar to try and talk to someone pretending to be Cortana felt very 'Blade Runner' and it's an interesting perspective on these unsociable spartans and how they actually yearn for emotional connection. Was far better than season 1, this was actually about war and how that affects people, whilst idk what S1 was about.
@OhAUM5 ай бұрын
They should have had them walk through, everything is normal and they plant the spike. Then they come back outside and everything has flood tentacles on it and they could have had a 5 minute one take of them running back just blasting flood infected people left and right. They make it back to the ship but an infected flood pulls one of them back out.
@WheeledHamster5 ай бұрын
The pigeon was flying in front of the debris layers, that's the quality of this show.
@TheGreatThicc5 ай бұрын
Perez, a marine, magically becomes a Spartan III.. the Spartans who were orphan children chosen specifically for being orphaned by the war. Though to kinda give the show credit they did depict the Spartan III's as they originally were. If you only played Reach here's some history on the III's: the Spartan III's were originally introduced as suicide soldiers who would attack in large numbers. They didn't even have mjolnir armour like in Reach, they had unshielded Semi-Powered Infiltration armour.
@WesleyNiman4 ай бұрын
Master Chief should have been like the Mandalorian; never taking off his mask. That could've made his character a lot more mysterious and just more badass overall.
@TROUBLESOME.875 ай бұрын
Wait... There is a second Season ? How ? Who is paying for this ?
@Sahlan_Ahamed5 ай бұрын
Thank you! I've been waiting for this ever since I saw season 😭
@dexterhopkins52675 ай бұрын
Masterchief? More like master Queef am I right guys 😂😂
@AntivenomOW5 ай бұрын
More like MasterChef, but they aren’t cooking anything good
@JeikuAnimeReview5 ай бұрын
Master brief!!! Heh
@maxmazzotti66515 ай бұрын
Jimmy Rings
@Tomahawk15 ай бұрын
This video will serve as my watching of Season 2 and I already know I’m gonna enjoy this a hell of a lot more than I would the show
@jman5181925 ай бұрын
I love how the sentiment going around seems to be “nobody ever thought of The Master Chief in that way” somehow we already have an Encyclopedia Brittanicas worth of memes to turn this one thought into a blockbuster film. Curious 👀 oh well it must mean nothing, moving on to never think about this again ooo a bird!
@BRUXXUS5 ай бұрын
It's truly astonishing how something like this can happen... even more that it was funded for a second season.
@Kenshin63215 ай бұрын
Fun fact, it's a little hard to see, but if you pause the scene before MC and the girl leave the old lady's shop, you can see the old lady has an original Xbox (the fat heavy one) on her shelf.
@JeikuAnimeReview5 ай бұрын
Should just make the show a giant meme parody, at least then it would make sense as to why MC has his helmet off. Could make Cortana a person that just constantly nagging him throughout the series. Team up with Red V.S Blue, so much could be done as a funny parody.
@rosecity_chris5 ай бұрын
In other news, The Boys just dropped the first 3 episodes of the new season.
@psychoisnanity92505 ай бұрын
3:14 here you go you can skip the ad you’re welcome
@Meow_Tse-Tung5 ай бұрын
I don't know much about Halo or the fandom, but those edits are still really funny [: thanks for making something I normally wouldn't care about interesting enough to watch an hour review of it
@Shinransa5 ай бұрын
57:47 You have no idea, they had two routes to take and they picked neither. In the book Chief has a mission which is destroying vital UNSC infrastructure before the Covenant can get to it. Basic military shit pretty much. In the game he just hangs out on the Pillar of Autumn until Cpt. Keyes tucks him into his cryopod with his fav blankie for sleepy time while Reach is getting glassed and Noble team is dying(except Jun cuz dying is gay). That second one would've made a better season than whatever this shit was.
@kel_ski5 ай бұрын
Oh my god I’ve been waiting for this for so long
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@MulettoMotorsports5 ай бұрын
They already tried Pérez's character, it was that asian lady in S1.
@SnozberryMuffins18 күн бұрын
I am obsessed with the way you start out the video with so much energy… and about midway in you’re like “whelp, yeah.. that happened.. next” 🤣
@FurryStockings5 ай бұрын
26:12 why is that battle rifle firing full auto? it's a 3-round burst
@An_Lime5 ай бұрын
I don't why, but hearing Elvis say "then there's this subplot with Riz (rizz)" while talking about the Halo show is depressingly funny to me. ( 17:32 )
@PanCakeFace5 ай бұрын
last time I was this early halo was a reliably good franchise
@watchesandcaps25665 ай бұрын
The emergence of the flood in the game is one of the most iconic gaming moments and they found a way to do the complete opposite. I won't be watching season 3 but I'll be looking forward to the recap by Elvis.
@SiixCurses5 ай бұрын
The Keyes thing is because they had to check the current Hollywood trend box of making one of the preexisting main white characters black, even though they already had a great character who happened to be black, but just ignored his existence
@jashloseher5785 ай бұрын
Literally.
@AnvilPictures5 ай бұрын
27:21 “that’s what you signed up for” is the most accurate statement.
@MultiTurdz5 ай бұрын
While watching season 2 i keept finding myself saying " put the fucking armor on!" It was so weird watching him for so long without his armor.
@scottn.48655 ай бұрын
The armor was taken from them, so I guess you didn't actually watch the show.
@xer0c5 ай бұрын
I love how anyone can write a better story than what was presented in the show.
@zohzow5 ай бұрын
One day I tried to give this show a shot because I saw it was on live tv. When I tuned in it was the weirdly sexual scene in the beginning with Chief making the avatar. I could only last 5 minutes before I had to change the channel again because wow that was so fucking weird
@Kspice90004 ай бұрын
The flood reveal was 1) far to random and does not match up with the timeline of intial infection of the forerunners, it took way way longer to spread as a spore. 2) it was far to obvious what was happening and felt very forced. 3) whole episode should have focused solely on the flood out break. 4) wouldve been better to stay true to roots of the the og. Have sgt johnson discover the area and lose contact, with chief going in to figure out what happened. Honestly when the black out scene wouldve been way better if was Flood reveal.
@SATOhara31734 ай бұрын
Refused to even hate watch this one, thanks for the summary.
@SATOhara31734 ай бұрын
So glad this was cancelled, holy shit.
@rasplez98895 ай бұрын
i love when the guy is changing the board and chief is like "YO WTF WHO TOLD YOU TO CHANGE THAT, BOY?! IMA KILL YOU FOR THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT" and the kid is like "i dunno sir, i was told to. its my only job."
@mateuszeiding5 ай бұрын
Happy to see that this video is shorter than the first one
@byrondavis94544 ай бұрын
37:43 oof that cgi looks tragic here. Worse than the campaign cut scenes even.
@elpwrsonio5 ай бұрын
this is exactly the definition of insanity
@KamiEntertainment3 ай бұрын
Imagine getting a Halo Show that got handled like Fallout and S1 Mandalorian. Pheeeww
@chefnerd5 ай бұрын
It still boggles my mind. How can you give one of gaming's most iconic IPs such a piss-poor adaptation? What's next? A "Half-Life / Black Mesa" show in the style of "The Office" in which Gordon's the butt of the joke all the time?
@Megalon-qc8pf5 ай бұрын
Oh boy! Can’t wait for Season 3 to ruin the flood more!
@zollof66994 ай бұрын
I'm still trying to figure out who the target audience for this show is. It's certainly not fans of the Halo games. And I'm almost convinced it's not for everyone else either. So just the show runners. It's for them so they can say they made a "Halo" show.
@lemuntpicard74825 ай бұрын
54:40 "Infected by the covenant?!" LMAO
@ivest46722 ай бұрын
So. This is how I find out there was a season 2. 2 months after this video was posted. I think that just shows you what the show is like
@patrickg14355 ай бұрын
have not touched this show since the helmet first came off and i will not touch it again
@TheHiveGuardian5 ай бұрын
Your mannerisms expressions and little chuckles are like the love child of PewDiePie and Onision 😂