Hamilton Condensed - Best Lines from Each Song

GUESS WHO'S FINALLY(heh) DONE WITH FINALS!! Officially on summer break. It's great. Just a quick little thing to get me back into the groove, so to speak.
**WARNING** personal opinion of my personal favorites for each, but since I guess a lot of people might disagree with a few, tell me in the comments! Maybe I'll reconsider...
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[@juniperwife]

I feel as if there's gonna be some disagreements as to certain choices I picked.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Some were definitely harder (see: Stay Alive: "CHICKAPLOW" vs. "I'm A General... WEE!") than others.. (Was there really any other options for The Adams Admistration???)

[@cheezit4925]

don't worry i agree with these 100%

[@selaboswell5753]

DJRoomba ya Chickaplow vs. "I'm a General... WEEE!" Is hard.... Adams Administration there is no other choice... Lol

[@lordfarfignewton9305]

DJRoomba I was really hoping Cabinet Battle 2 would be "You must be outta your GOD DAMN MIND"

[@luziarickenbacher2021]

Well the original Adams Administration contained a line that said: "The man's irrational, he claims that I'm in league with Britain in some vast international intrigue. Bitch please!" and the way Hamilton says that gives me life.

[@kaysodilla8855]

DJRoomba I agreed with most of them

[@nathangarratt9091]

“I’m so blue.” *STOMPS*

[@oopscaps751]

The best part

[@julliestans2271]

King George carried the whole stuff

[@carle2013]

“Your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money” and “I’m a trust fund baby, you can trust me” are iconic to me

[@ominous-lm1cq]

But between that and “and Peggy”

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@ominous-lm1cq and Peggy is old news.

[@raeart3761]

I'm your 666th like uwu

[@sjprctr0000]

Or 'Burr you disgust me. Ah, so you've discussed me?'

[@Josake.]

But like Peggy though...

[@someonesomeone1998]

She’s married to a British officer Oh shi-

[@xxqueenxx5808]

Best line yet

[@gracieaziabor6696]

best line PERIODT

[@Dylan.Shears]

Best line of the entire 1st movement

[@peaches7280]

Hey twin

[@taylerhenry1155]

i swear that’s the best line

[@unauthorisedbroccoli8261]

No! The best line in farmer refuted is "My dog speaks more elequently."

[@laurathei8207]

*than thee

[@tylerb1923]

Omg either that or "But strangley your mange is the same!!!"

[@kayleegraziani905]

It’s this entire section of the song😂

[@vhairimotherwell2441]

I dunno man, “I’d rather be divisive than indecisive” is ICONIC

[@tylerb1923]

@@vhairimotherwell2441 true 🤔

[@julianfinn1097]

For helpless: "Laughing at my sister cause she want's to form a harem" "I'm just saying, if you really loved me you would share him"

[@littlesakuraprincess7112]

HA!

[@offscreen6116]

HA

[@randommusicalnerd]

No Helpless should've been "I'm dying inside"

[@GabriellaMcNeil]

HAaAAaAaAaAaAaaAaAAAAaAAAAAAaaAA!¡!¡!¡

[@springcorelorien5650]

HA!

[@rileyohara5]

For aaron burr sr i would have done "He looked at me like i was stupid im NOT stupid"

[@noelaniernst]

Or Mulligan's entire part

[@adosouma]

*congratulations starts playing*

[@justess797]

I would have put: "Of course it's hard to have intercourse over 4 sets of corsets"

[@patuljastislon]

Or "you punched the bursar?" " *yes.* "

[@AdSoyad-rp1vm]

*Angelica join the chat* KİNDA STUPİT!

[@milkysandwich9479]

For Cabinet Battle #1 I think it should have been "Turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits"

[@Rickrollmachine23]

Or you don't have The Votes ahahaha haha

[@ariadne8177]

CherryKoala44 ____ yeah that was great

[@toffee7549]

Definitely

[@bannanacat8990]

Yeah, I was saying that as I looked at the chosen line

[@JM-uk7fj]

That's what I siad

[@darkecofreak23]

Me personally, for “Wait For It,” I would have gone with “Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints.”

[@SantiagoGCuen]

Couldn’t agree more

[@SuprFurry]

It just takes and it takes and it takes

[@LyonLevi]

I am the one thing in life I can control

[@jackrubenfeld1735]

The obvious choice

[@iamthesunandtheair]

YES

[@vm6615]

I thought a winters ball would be "we're reliable with the ladies"

[@spacepatrolofficer]

Kate Cline same

[@evie1262]

Kate Cline THERE ARE SO MANY TO DEFLOWER

[@maragaming5123]

Kate Cline ya that's what I thought

[@purplsky2333]

Evie126 LADIES

[@vadavada3088]

nahhhh "is it a question of if burr or which one"

[@_i_am_an_idot_9497]

Farmer Refuted should’ve been “My dog speaks more eloquently than thee”

[@isaiah9501]

YOU PRAY THE KING SHOW YOU HIS MERCY

[@James-qp4cg]

If you repeat yourself again im gonna SCREAM

[@citrusblitz4932]

Not your interests

[@mjcaco]

Don’t modulate the key then not debate with me!

[@moo_isnotavailable]

Alexander please

[@oliviakaitlyn3360]

We all know that “and Peggy” CARRIES hamilton

[@BM-ts1yi]

No, she carried Philip that one time AND FRICKING SAVED THEM FROM BEING MURDERED

[@jasminst6321]

I‘m sorry carried?! In what way needs Hamilton to be carried?!

[@oliviakaitlyn3360]

Jasmin St by “and Peggy”

[@sophierenatajubilee8521]

Olivia Kaitlyn and Hercules lmfao

[@iaintneverseentwoprettybes1574]

FACTSS

[@evingrindle1929]

The best line was Jefferson at the end: “I’ll admit, his financial system was a work of genius, I couldn’t undo it if I tried…and. I. tried…”

[@luvlyaurora3279]

It’s what did I miss home sweet virgins I wanna give you a kiss

[@louieekk]

And then Madison: “he doesn’t get enough credit for all the credit he gave us”

[@WIZURDD]

Best line of Yorktown “Immigrants, we get the job done”

[@OnionYeeter]

*imagrants

[@WIZURDD]

onion yeeter 5000 Nah i spelled it right

[@OnionYeeter]

U know u look dumb

[@OnionYeeter]

(edited)

[@WIZURDD]

onion yeeter 5000 Yeah ok I edited it. But you didn’t spell it right when you “corrected” me

[@iamperpetuallyconfused1916]

Fun Hamifact: "uh....France?" Was actually improvised by Daveed and Lin decided to keep it. Daveed is literally just that sassy😂

[@fantasticbeck3938]

damn

[@max-playlist]

Females StrongasHELL Lol

[@jacz1247]

XD

[@kimc-xs3yu]

Cool

[@aastylez40]

oh wow

[@lailacds]

“The Orphanage” *incoherent sobbing*

[@stardroplet9499]

Skye Leeman same

[@liljojo2590]

Always cry at that part

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodw9946]

Would you expect anything else? 😭 Also kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXa8oHRolM-pgsU I did a hamilton Mashup if anyone is interested

[@BarEscm]

"Guns and ships" should have been "Everyone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman!"

[@isiscoloma6886]

But Lafayette IS America’s favorite fighting Frenchman (bAdum TSSSSSS)

[@wafflebean9828]

XD

[@heartya0]

I write that in my French book every lesson and my teacher doesn’t question me 😌

[@parathixdoesadumb9692]

LAFAYETTE

[@soph939]

I already have the Hamilton logo on everything so now I just need to write this is every notebook I have

[@pinkfedoras]

“lafayette” “Lafayette” “LAFAYETTE” *”LAFAYETTE”* *”L A F A Y E T T E”*

[@bobbybalter1356]

pinkfedoras L A F A Y E T T E

[@pinkfedoras]

Crusher Crusher L A F A Y E T T E

[@ragingrivver]

pinkfedoras 𝖑 𝖆 𝖋 𝖆 𝖞 𝖊 𝖙 𝖙 𝖊

[@saradoingstuff6650]

pinkfedoras ᒪ ᗩ ᖴ A Y ᗴ T T ᗴ

[@lucreciataborda6112]

*_-L A F A Y E T T E-_*

[@zuryahalom1419]

“If you pay, you can staaaaaayyyyy!!!!!” Yeah thats how hotels or renting a house works

[@noahg.6475]

I love how she sings that line

[@byzo1795]

yeah her voice is great

[@gracenguyen297]

i can imagine john mulaney saying this

[@whiterunguard8916]

Yes a hotel let’s go with that 😑

[@juliajoseph1740]

Oof 👀

[@danielboughal7793]

Personally, "dying is easy, young man, living is harder" Will always hit the hardest

[@kayladarden1162]

Burr out living his parents,wife,children,enemies, and foes 😐

[@partyfish3415]

And then, "winning was easy, young man, governing's harder"

[@smolidk7981]

Idk man you look preety alive to me

[@Fernth3human]

i agree

[@alicegrace7513]

My favorite line from burn is “I’m erasing myself from the narrative. let future historians wonder how Eliza reacted when you broke her heart.”

[@78tries]

Winter's Ball should be: We're reliable with the LADIIIEEEESSS Edit: came back to this after a year, and theres so many likes- Thanks yall

[@katerobertson2088]

Grey _Skye Ik

[@musicalgirl2267]

I totally agree.

[@the_random12345]

Yeah

[@Dawnmon]

Thousandth like XP

[@alecody]

I agree I was so ready for that

[@c0llapsingst4rs]

Lin: **spends years writing beautiful songs** Hamilton Fans: *AND PEGGY, HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY, AwESOmE- WoW*

[@andreaaguilar2712]

Hold up. He wrote all the songs?

[@tirimito5844]

@@andreaaguilar2712 Yep

[@-bradli3c-653]

@@andreaaguilar2712 no he wrote the other 51

[@andreaaguilar2712]

@@-bradli3c-653 lmaooo im actually dead

[@haleyjames8437]

@@andreaaguilar2712 mhm

[@thatswhatsup1088]

I think we can all agree that the best line(s) from “Take A Break” is Phillip’s rap.

[@t2rnus]

Daddy, daddy, I am a poet! I wrote this poem just to show it.

[@liviarodriguesdelima8383]

And I just turned 9, you can write rhymes but you can't write mine... 😎

[@fernbiswas9791]

My daddy's trynna start AMERICA'S BANK! UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQ! OOOOO

[@savagerose3077]

This thread makes me sad with the amount of lines that were skipped or messed up ;-;

[@akaz6063]

And I... Just turned nine. kills me every time

[@caitlyncontreras2185]

Take a Break should be “My name is Phillip, I am poet”

[@wafflebean9828]

I wrote this poem just to show it

[@lordtoggled3475]

@@wafflebean9828 and i just turned nine you can write rhymes but you CANT WRITE MINE

[@lucafenyo2228]

@@lordtoggled3475 I practice French and play piano with my mother I have a sister but I want a little brother My daddy's trying to start America's bank Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

[@iminmemumscarvroomvroom6935]

@@daltonlilledahl3663 take a break.. hey our kid is pretty great…go away with us for the summer let’s go upstate where we can stayyy there’s a lake I know in a nearby park you can I can go when the night gets dark….

[@Page.hyehye]

@@solos.7494 my dearest Alexander,you must get through to Jefferson!

[@rosalyn8193]

cabinet battle #2 should’ve been: “daddy’s calling”

[@octohenry4057]

Hamilton wants to be called son by Washington;)

[@bradylowdon]

Ah, do whatever you want, I'm super dead!

[@z3r0g598__]

Really should have

[@z3r0g598__]

@@bradylowdon lmao

[@bakeryfiskree5927]

YOU MUST BE OUTTA YOUR GODDAM MIND

[@willowburton5642]

YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THE BEST LINE IN TAKE A BREAK ISNT “ My name is philip and i am a poet i wrote this poem just to show it, you can write rhymes but you can’t write mine!”

[@xtinydemon7631]

EXACTLY

[@billymays1]

It's actually Eliza beat boxing in the background.

[@elisha_6800]

Billy Mays yes

[@abigails5402]

I’m practice French and play piano with my mother. I have a sister but I want a little brother. My daddy’s trying to start America’s BANK! (French numbers)!!!!!

[@williamnanney4799]

No, it's actually OON DE TWA KEZENHAH!

[@megalomaniac4134]

This is absurd. The best line is clearly: “EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN! Lafayette! I’m taking this horse by the reins, Makin’ redcoats redder with blood stains,” Lafayette!”

[@jeremyleday]

Exactly!!! SMH. Daveed Diggs raps like 6 words a second in “guns and ships” yet “LAFAYETTE” over and over is the best line?!?!?

[@itadoriglazer]

@@jeremyleday But think on the bright side. It's "Lafayette" because of his verses

[@Soraking007]

I love shouting everybody give it up for americas favourite fighting frenchman. But the rap in guns and ships is the best lines

[@oliviang5227]

this is a bit more than one line...

[@legomaxrebo8669]

Lafayette is clearly the best character in the show

[@teylawhite687]

„It’s quiet uptown“ and „who lives, who dies, who tells your story“ shouldn’t be allowed to make me cry with just one line :(

[@soph939]

Those are one of the few things that actually make me cry so when I'm in sad but can't cry I just play them tears literally come to my eyes right away also idk why but satisfied does the same I guess since she sings with such passion that I can literally feel her pain

[@maddya730]

Yes same! Satisfied, every time. It's one of my favorite songs just because it's so catchy but the way Renee sings it is just perfection you can hear the pain in her voice and how much she really does love her sister and bff

[@snailsalts]

Non-stop has a w a y b ett e r line "haMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!"

[@spacepatrolofficer]

Casual same

[@noraahazlett]

Casual i prefer "okay, one more thing?" or "i'll keep all my plans close to my chest!"

[@THE_MAD_MARTIAN]

Yeah I was amazed when they said he wrote the other 51

[@avjo6041]

Casual or "yo who the f is this"

[@Yara-pt5bj]

That one always gives me chills

[@clementine3731]

I strongly disagree with I know him “They will tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ this will be fun!”

[@The_weird_world97]

Agreed!

[@starry_storms3766]

I agree with this

[@angelpuff8089]

YESS _JESUS CHRIST THIS WILL BE FUN! DADADADDAAAAADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADAAAADAAAA_

[@aquilahcook6454]

Nonono when he goes Dat da da da daaa dat da da da dy ya da dat da da dat da dy ya daaaaa heheheheehehe. I love the giggle at the end😂

[@angelpuff8089]

@@aquilahcook6454 Yesss

[@minidiamantl5462]

Aeron burr (reading): You see, it was my wife you decided to fu.. Jefferson: Whaaaaat

[@rhemacreel1339]

-my favorite from Adams Administration

[@rainbow4664]

AERON NSHDGDHHDHSJ

[@zoeannalisa.192]

Aaron**

[@kreamy_kenny]

Aeron?

[@lucas-cardona]

The best of "It's Quiet Uptown" should be “Forgiveness... Can you imagine?”

[@saradoingstuff6650]

Non stop should be: “HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!!!”

[@McBehrer]

I practiced the law, Burr worked next door

[@Naomipr_]

YASSSSS that is my favorite line everrr

[@memoryfandoms7412]

I agree

[@angelikacastillo3166]

And take a break should be “My name is Philip, I am a poet

[@kaiebosworth9407]

Fax

[@bridget9028]

I feel like for The World Was Wide Enough should’ve either been: “THIS MAN WILL NOT MAKE AN ORPHAN OF MY DAUGHTER!” Or “WAIT!!!!!!!!!”

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodw9946]

No They break my heart Leslie is just too perfect Also kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXa8oHRolM-pgsU I did a hamilton Mashup if anyone is interested

[@bridget9028]

😂 Really??? I didn’t know that

[@The_weird_world97]

I think it should have been "raise a glass to freedom"

[@annacatherine5858]

“I should have known, I should have known the world was wide enough, for both Hamilton and me...”

[@lilredstrawberriez]

I thought "Raise a glass to freedom"

[@anndreagutierrez2952]

"the orphanage" gets me every DAMN time IM wEePiNg

[@beatles3438]

Eliza in general just makes me weep -

[@unicorngod423_4]

SAME

[@TheJaredParable]

*woosh sadness wave*

[@airwiki]

Same here lol

[@fernbiswas9791]

or earlier, when eliza takes hamilton's hand and hamilton start sobbing and the cast sings "forgivenessssss"

[@kiwilauren]

My favourite lines from Hamilton: “There’s a million things I haven’t done, but just you wait.” “Imma compel him to include women in the sequel… WORK!” “Phillip, you outshine the morning sun, my son.” “They are going through the unimaginable.”

[@taytay_0456]

Can we all just be real a second (no pun intended) “Immigrants, we get the job done” Was DEFINITELY the best line from Yorktown

[@izzy_piayz7691]

Just for a millisecond. Hahahaha

[@_maddie_makes_music]

Pun should have been VERY intended

[@WTHnada]

maddie lmaooo

[@Bianca-nl4cy]

AGREEEDDD

[@_maddie_makes_music]

@@Bianca-nl4cy yo im sorry dude for not helping you in the french war...Its just my life was getting good...

[@WIZURDD]

I think the best lines in Story if Tonight Reprise is: She’s married I see She’s married to a British officer *oh shit*

[@caramelito83]

Yess XD

[@lillycolombo9993]

yep

[@luciastankov3307]

JAJAJAJAJ YESSS

[@yashbhutoria399]

Lmaooo yes

[@amber-lousawyer2509]

Or.... You are the worst Burr...

[@sebtramontana1506]

The best line from “Yorktown” has to be “Immigrants, we get the job done”

[@carolinaca12]

exactly bro

[@heartya0]

Daveed Diggs’ favourite line is HERCULES MULLIGAN so we respect lol

[@grace184]

Yessss

[@grace184]

And it’s true

[@oliviawatts7492]

YEESS

[@valy_069]

In helpless it could be: "I'm just saying if you really love him you would share it"

[@knutbengner1697]

HA!

[@angelicamori5986]

Actually it's "If you really loved me you would share him."

[@emptinesslm3831]

Say no to this should be: "that was my wife who you decided to -fuuuu..."

[@mizzyahyah5080]

I agree

[@kaiizvy]

Agreed 👁👄👁

[@MarahUnfiltered]

✨ y e s ✨

[@bortwortson7440]

That line is not from say no to this, it's from we know

[@CamRunsonFandoms]

duck It’s from both cause in “We Know,” Burr was re-reading the letter that Hamilton first read in “Say No To This.”

[@wrenkrajniak1184]

For Blow Us All Away: Everything is legal in New Jersey Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

[@idkbrosstudios8446]

Eh. It’s a tie for me. Because when he said that I literally was like “pHiliP-😨” But then again “everything is legal in New Jersey” is simply iconic

[@id-f86]

As someone who lives in New Jersey I can say that is not true

[@issalune]

Latte • Cat nah, we all know everything is legal in new jersey because everything hamilton says is definitely true

[@zoiea3263]

Latte • Cat yess fellow new jerseyian here

[@yves_lover1]

Nice pfp

[@justbeniceman8146]

for the world was wide enough I disagree and think the line “He aims his pistol to the sky.” “WAIT.” Is better

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

My vote would be "This man will not make an orphan of my daughter!"

[@bespectacledaardvark1519]

Stevethebarbarian I agree, That line is-

[@dukeofworcestershire7042]

Or at least "raise a glass to freedom"

[@NicoleMP885]

Idk why but every time he says "Raise a glass to freedom" in that song I always start crying

[@charlotterhodes7359]

@@NicoleMP885 it makes me cry coz it makes me thing of Laurens. Alex died quoting Laurens, and Laurens died quoting Alex

[@shayebinnstudios7582]

a line that hit me was the the line near the end “this man will not make an orphan of my daughter!”

[@thomaswillard6267]

Burr: Hamilton went to the Constitutional Convention Hamilton: I wAs ChOsEn FoR tHe CoNsTiTuTiOnAl CoNvEnTiOn.

[@corn-is-everywhere4052]

It's so funny to watch him get all giddy when he's performing for that part, the tip toes and whatnot

[@chaojicken]

maybe it should've been the "lez go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

[@madelinecreates8825]

Abby Aitken yeah 😂

[@katsukibakugou4353]

I know him - "THEY WILL TEAR EACH OTHER INTO PIECES, JESUS CHRIST THIS WILL BE FUN! “

[@jessicacarnes15]

I feel like this best summerizes American politics in general

[@Ace-zb1td]

@@jessicacarnes15 haha

[@laurenvlogs8293]

No his laugh near the end

[@lawIight]

THANK YOU THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD'VE BEEN FOR SURE- EVERYONE SEEMS TO MISS THAT BUT IT'S HILARIOUS

[@katsukibakugou4353]

@@lawIight IKR🤣🤣

[@gr00vyl1v3r]

I thought for story of tonight reprise it would be : *"you are ze worst, burr"* Edit: Damn ! I never thought I'd get this many likes ! Thanks guys !

[@whatthefl0ck]

YES

[@maisondecait]

or “well i heard, you got a special someone on the side burr.”

[@moo78870]

YESSSSS

[@taylorrichards5133]

Raise a glass to freedom something you will never see again

[@rainysharky]

for me it's: "she's married to a British officer" "Oh shi-"

[@bloodysloths]

In my opinion the best line in Cabinet Battle #1 is: ”Sitting there useless is two shits, hey turn around, bend over I’ll show you where my shoe fits”. Every time it scratches my brain nicely

[@eek8671]

The best line in cabinet battle #1 is: “Turn around bend over lemme show you where my shoe fits”

[@ash.........]

OH HECK YES

[@moca7949]

Legitimately said that to someone I hated : ) )

[@eek8671]

Lonely Lone YESSSSSS

[@karen-pz8ys]

@@moca7949 I love you take this crown 👑

[@moca7949]

@@karen-pz8ys why thank you Karen

[@lovelywasteland6110]

The Story of Tonight Reprise was good, but I thought it would've been "She's married" "I see" "She's married to a British Officer" "Oh shit"

[@bmsgang1219]

Succyeelent Yeemos yess

[@Kunumbah1]

I expected him to put "The newly not poor of us".

[@kirsten3214]

No, best line of Story of Tonight Reprise is "Raise a glass to freedom" "Something you will NEVER see again"

[@GDGAI]

Why is no one taking about the line “You are the worst, Burr”

[@iochen6115]

Succyeelent Yeemos personally I like “MAN!!” By none other than Hercules Mulligan

[@theaternerd5145]

"Should we honor our treaty, King Louie's Head?" "Uhhh,..... Do whatever you want I'M SUPER DEAD!"

[@hyon2441]

Samantha Kerfunkle oof best line

[@hyon2441]

Sittin there useless as two shits Turn around bend over i’ll show you where my shoe fits

[@theaternerd5145]

Ren Elise Yessssss

[@lexi-ol6wz]

I used to think it was super dad

[@theaternerd5145]

@@lexi-ol6wz lol

[@mariabalcazartoledo1748]

In “Wait For It” I would say the best line is “ I am the one thing in life I can control. I am inimitable. I am an original” or “Live/Love/Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints”.

[@tenorsaxy3567]

What I think for Non stop is "And Hamilton wrote the other 51!" That Line hits me in the chest

[@GirishManjunathMusic]

Why do you write like you need it to survive?

[@Wolfsayakashi]

How do you write every second you're alive?

[@maukifi]

Cole Manzoni yes! Or “He will never be satisfied!”

[@graceyoung5143]

Write day n night like your running out of time

[@itstotallynotconnuh]

Cole Manzoni NO WAIT!

[@cheekymousrr]

In my opinion The Story Of Tonight reprise should be: "She's married. I see- She's married to a British officer. OH SHET-" Edit: HOW MANY LIKES!?-

[@elliehege9748]

OH MY GOSH YES

[@unlucky_blossom8717]

Yeah

[@ytuser4562]

YES

[@keylawarburton5787]

Agreed

[@YumiiKo_]

Thats the story of tonight reprise-

[@allie_m_i1448]

“You’re nothing without Washington behind you...” “Hamilton!” “Daddy’s calling.” Or “Should we honor our treaty, King Louis' head? Uh do whatever you want, I'm super dead”

[@moonwatcher4047]

😂 Definitely the second one in my opinion.

[@lumasong1212]

I know him should be: "they will tear each other into pieces, jesus christ, this will be fun"

[@abhinavshah5722]

Yorktown should of been "Immagrants, we get the job done"

[@moonwatcher4047]

Aw Heck yes!

[@user-pk8gx7xb7p]

IMMIGRANTS

[@thejozbunator]

That line was great

[@lillycolombo9993]

uh hu 100% agree

[@greenheart4295]

Not even an immigrant but heck yeah this line is freaking amazing

[@SunnyBri13]

Blow Us All Away "Everything is legal in New Jersey. "

[@fangirlcupcake4199]

Brianna Mack yess

[@newbietubes9493]

Brianna Mack i wanted them to put that sooo bad

[@summershaxon8154]

I wish!!!

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodw9946]

Gonna go to new Jersey one day just to say that line 😂

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodw9946]

Also kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXa8oHRolM-pgsU I did a hamilton Mashup if anyone is interested

[@saradoingstuff6650]

Burn should be: “you’ve married an icarus, hes flown too close to the sun.”

[@muichirotokitoloveee]

@@kateriwasch8971 to far way to far...

[@calliecattaneo393]

@@kateriwasch8971 omg BAHAHAH

[@dandylion2775]

Agreed

[@crab_ravee]

Yess

[@RuiSen1]

That’s in “first burn” tho

[@Dill_pickle707]

3:28 I like “ raise a glass to freedom.” Or “he raises his pistol and the sky, WAIT!” I do like your choice though :)

[@thatshyfangirl5007]

A Winter's Ball should have been "Because we're reliable with the LADIES"

[@milmet3553]

thatshyfangirl *finger guns* 👉🏾👉🏾

[@thatshyfangirl5007]

AND PEGGY! Heyyyy *finger guns back*

[@paigescala4198]

thatshyfangirl I agree 100%

[@katie5208]

thatshyfangirl or just "LADIIIEEESSSS"

[@razee.8303]

HEYEY *finger guns*

[@Edgeperor]

Burr: Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature Hamilton: Sure-CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME! Burr: wtf

[@aienne80yearsago46]

Oml

[@emmacbm]

Burr: Hamilton not here-

[@gracecho3354]

Idk why but “LAFAYETTE” repeating over and over again made me laugh so hard

[@ATBwashere]

1:17

[@amber-lousawyer2509]

@@ATBwashere Thank you lol

[@ATBwashere]

Amber Lou Sawyer yw

[@tseliius]

“The Room Where It Happens” should just be the fanfare, I sweAR TO GOD-

[@erenkawaii9371]

Burr: I wAnNa Be In ThE rOoM wHeRe It HapPeNs Ham, Jefferson, and Madison: ...He knows the door is unlocked right?

[@LambOfRegress]

Shhh lets just enjoy burr crying outside the door

[@froggiter4185]

Or I just imagine Burr dancing outside a window as Jefferson, Madison and Hamilton watch him

[@HoneyBee-lx2zu]

@Froggiter Madison: **coughs into his cloth and looks the other way** Jefferson: **Sips his tea** Can you um... Hamilton, now getting up with second hand embarrassment: I’ll tell him.

[@vonchon5286]

yEs.

[@bexbougher]

I’m I the only one who thinks in The winter ball song the the best lyric is “we’re both reliable with the LADYS”!

[@brycenmayer7686]

No I was so disappointed when that wasn't the line there

[@alanahpooler7736]

it is

[@angi4912]

Facts

[@RoseGirl1192]

Love that line

[@canrastis]

Laurens- Ladies.. about that.. 😅

[@caitlin6434]

Eliza:well I'm going back to bed Me:*MOOD*

[@nevaeharnold6766]

No related but u watch Riverdale too if so who is your power couple

[@lyndacooke2495]

@@nevaeharnold6766 bughead

[@Josh-qb8kv]

"An immigrant embezzling our government funds I can almost see the headline, your career is done" is the most catchy line of the whole play

[@jasmineeexo]

IM A GENERAL WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@KyleKyle__]

Jasmine :D AND PEGGY

[@jasmineeexo]

Malleylate Le Ugandan Knuckles du u kno da wae??!?!!!!!!!

[@alexanderhamilton4004]

Jasmine :D HERCULES MULLIGAN

[@shinnybubbles9118]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@catdog4479]

You've also been dead for over 30 years

[@simpletoncreations3928]

My shots best line should be “anarchy? How you say anarchy, oh (in an American accent) AnArchy”

[@Jimee171]

Total

[@dwilkerson6409]

Yes 100% #Lafayette squad (I probably spelled it wrong don’t judge lol)

[@aaronburr2943]

#yesihavefangurls

[@piercetaliaferro5393]

3 songs later: *_YOIMTAKINTHISHORSEBYTHEREIGNMAKINREDCOATSREDDERWITHBLOODSTAINS_*

[@thatboleyngirl5178]

@@aaronburr2943 yes u do have fanguls. Btw what lenguaje were u using at guns and ships?

[@kaitlynthomas8542]

You mean to tell me the best line in A Winter’s Ball isn’t “We’re reliable with the ladies!! There are so many to deflower!! Ladies!!”

[@ericamaese5340]

I agree because the "Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey" (etc) is part of the beginning of Helpless. But Winter's Ball leads into Helpless so. Idk but the line you said is so much better!

[@dandylion2775]

Eh, that one makes me very uncomfortable because it sexually objectifies women.

[@ericamaese5340]

@@dandylion2775 well, in that time period women were kind of treated like they were just there to be wives.

[@dandylion2775]

@@ericamaese5340 I know but that's why it's uncomfortable now.

[@WTHnada]

Or “is it a question of ‘if’ Burr, or ‘which one?’” I love that line.

[@strawberry_andcats1190]

I'm in love with "And when you're gone, who remembers your name, who keeps your flame, who tells your story?" it just hits diff

[@imayeti.4674]

Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature” Sure” 100 years later* Hamilton: and then he ShOT ME Burr:not this again Hamilton;I thought we agreed that duels are DUMB and IMMATURE Burr: it’s your fault for wearing glasses...

[@alexanderlucard4810]

I’m a Yeti I love the image of these two in the afterlife, just bickering like an old married couple, while Eliza is just listening and bored cause she’s heard it a million times already. And then Angelica finally shuts them up.

[@what8450]

Lol

[@coledecock4925]

@@alexanderlucard4810 We need an afterlife au of that tbh

[@cherubiqueenergy4486]

Moral of the story: don't wear glasses

[@h1nat4z]

Because Burr thought that he put his glasses on to aim more sharper, therefore making a orphan of his daughter So... moral of the story dont wear glasses to a duel

[@sararomano3317]

For winters ball it should be "RELIABLE WITH THE LADIESSSS"

[@Kirill-rc5ng]

It's you again I see you all the time

[@sararomano3317]

Gazelle Tanglao really?

[@lolagagich231]

Hello sister

[@laurahashem5966]

Y A S

[@hollyleech8206]

I literally clicked this specifically for that song 😂

[@JoeyMKirk]

when you don't have time for the whole soundtrack

[@burntgum101]

Joey Kirk SAME

[@ohail]

Joey Kirk THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR HAMILTON!

[@hannah-nn7wo]

It's hamiltime

[@tyler9716]

+ExtinctToaster yup

[@Alfredo412]

I always have time

[@FlopCon_]

My favorite for who lives who dies who tells your story is either "oh I can’t wait to see you again...it’s only a matter of time." Or when the backup vocals (?) says "Eliza"

[@cpanimalgirl]

I think for 'The World Was Wide Enough', that it should be "Now I'm the villain in your history." I just like that line the most in the song.

[@yzzobelkiaragasco2874]

saem

[@onyxrevolution4575]

I would've chosen "I will not let this man make an orphan of my daUGther" OR "He aims his pistol at the sky! WaiT!" Just because you really feel the pain in burr's voice.

[@literativyy]

CPAnimalGirl omg every line in that song after he kills him just makes me CRIIIIIII

[@nicolecada9997]

same, or i would’ve chosen “history obliterates, and every picture it paints, it paints me and all my mistakes....”

[@iamlettuce3317]

Same!!! It's my favourite line!

[@abbythegreat15]

You should of had done for “A winters ball” “WeRe ReAliAblE wItH ThE LaDiEs!”

[@AnabelM0309]

YEESS

[@BeauxBeetles]

YAAAASSS

[@AndyMGM]

Laurens, the most reliable with the LaDiEs 🤙😩

[@PandyDaize]

So many of them to deflower! Looks proximity to power! XD I'm a girl and this was hilarious to me! Like seriously, my favorite lines!

[@gacha_xxtuber]

Y E S

[@carlinkag2525]

Went through all the Hamilton feels in less than four minutes. New record...

[@carleciaw1215]

Mood asf

[@dejuancollinssr.7698]

lol the old one was 7 minutes XD

[@pheline5744]

watch hamilton in 3 min in Elle's show, I think

[@aaliyahturman365]

Burn should definitely be “You’ve married an Icarus, he has flown too close to the sun” 💀

[@elizadisbrow3167]

I thought for Yorktown-"Immigrants. We get the job done!"

[@verogee3711]

Eliza Disbrow sameeeee

[@kvrindal]

ik, but maybe this vid was supposed to be cl- *video plays in background "Sit down John"* Nevermind

[@2111jade]

Eliza Disbrow saaame

[@leidimov5812]

but lafayette technically wasnt even an immigrant?

[@trinityjulian5862]

Lei Dimov actually he was because he came from France to America at one point so he was

[@valleygirl5156]

For Non-Stop I would have done “Bright young man.” “Yo, who the F is this?”

[@薇vern]

Nah I like the one they chose. Lin/Hamilton sounds like a giddy kid

[@davipereira5143]

Maybe: "HAMILTON WROTE... THE OTHER FIFTY-ONE!!!!

[@vexations_on_discount]

For the first cabinet battle I would’ve chose, “THAT’S MY ALCOHOOOL”

[@drawingmc3904]

@@davipereira5143 yeah, I agree, that's legendary.

[@phoenixlmao]

or "alexander" "i have to leave" but i rlly like how he sounded like a proud 4 year old tho XD

[@DOMINIQUE-ql1oy]

In my opinion in Cabinet Battle #1 my favorite line is "Turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits"

[@samvidas9599]

Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation - would you like to join us? Or stay mellow, doin whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello!

[@genner-vincenthodgson5177]

ded channel I like "look, when Britain taxed out tea, we got frisky. Imagine what 'gon happen when you try to tax our whiskey..."

[@bluecheeseaa365]

Meagan Hodgson I totally agree

[@5amforever963]

ded channel YEEEEEEES

[@rosie5784]

ded channel Yup

[@peggyschuyler3330]

Thank you, it is an honor to be your favorite line in an absolute banger

[@hannahsimpson317]

If one last ride was in it we all know what line they would put in *PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES*

[@skyeparker3565]

Hannah Simpson BWUH BWUH BWUH BWUH BWUH

[@Elkat196]

Hannah Simpson BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAh

[@anyaa.3991]

Hannah Simpson XD

[@haileydebruin5000]

tru dat

[@prcs420]

I was really hoping "Oh so you've discussed me - I'm a trust fund baby you can trust me" Would make it *sigh*

[@phatmanshrek7575]

Precious *BuT wHaT AbOuT pEgGy?*

[@saturn89aj63]

AND PEGGY

[@mykaylachan5244]

AND PEGGY

[@annkelly2400]

PEGGY IS THE BEST SCHUYLER SISTER DO NOT ARGUE

[@nmbrrr77]

Precious AND PEGGY

[@bethanygibson9040]

my opinion: Aaron burr, sir: "he looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid" winters ball: "were reliable with the LADIES!" story of tonight: "she's married to a British officer. oh shit..." Yorktown: " immigrants. we get the job done." non-stop:"hamilton wrote... THE OTHER 51" CB1: "don't ask surprised you guys cause I wrote em, OWW!" CB2: "... France..." or "did you forget lafayette?" it's quiet uptown: "Philip, it's quiet uptown, you would like it uptown" your obedient servant: "I have the honour to be, your obedient servant, A.Ham... A.Burr. other then that everything is perfect lmao

[@SweeteaDove]

I.....I figures out why area 51 is so special......the- the spirit of Hamilton endlessly writing documents is in there..... WE HAVE TO SET HIM FREE

[@myuniverse5102]

Am I the only one that thinks that in Best Of Wives and Best of Women’s best line was,”Hey.. best of wives and best of women”? No? Just me? ;w;

[@silverrraven5349]

My Universe I was thinking the same thing Also CB1: Turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits! Edit: CB2: Uh, do whatever you want, I’m super dead! Edit 2: It’s Quiet Uptown: The moments when you’re in so deep, it feels easier to just swim down The Reynolds Pamphlet: You will never be satisfied, God, I hope you’re satisfied

[@fatjuicymeatball2266]

But also CB 1 "while you were off getting high with the French"

[@zehraahmed4604]

YES to its quiet uptown. That one line makes me cry every time

[@sarahs7808]

me trying to start a conversation with my friend: 0:27

[@maggienhan8725]

The Schuyler Sisters: "You want a revolution?; I want a revelation! So listen to my declaration!"

[@loga4n]

and peggy the schuyler sisters! angelica peggy eliza work!!!!

[@islamurphy1759]

We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal, and when I meet Thomas Jefferson ima compel him to include WOMEN in the sequel WORK

[@vincentr6242]

Novits "AnD pEgGy!!!!!!!"

[@cadeywyatt3737]

I can see that but I think *_and peggy_* is better

[@rizgukgak4386]

When I wanna listen to Hamilton but i only have 4 minutes:

[@rebeccacaron5423]

Lucille ME RIGHT NOW 😂

[@darkchocolate5494]

LOL YES

[@albydough]

I speed rap it. ( Awnser to question

[@lulashlyn728]

Lucille what are you gonna do with the extra 3 seconds

[@user-nv2wf4ob4k]

fUXK YEAH

[@addisonberry9123]

For satisfied it should *I KNOW MY SISTER LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MIND YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE AS TRUSTING OR AS KIND*

[@iknowuserbutnotname227]

Satisfying Simulater tiktok ruined it

[@elanals]

y e s

[@olio9350]

Yeah that's beautyfal (totally spelt it right)

[@fartlord639]

MeatAndGreet - yeah or ‘if I tell her that I love him she’d be silently resigned, he’d be mine, she’d say she’s fine *shed be lying*’

[@art.sthetic1615]

MeatAndGreet - THATS MY FAVORITE PART TOOOOO

[@belmarshall9103]

i would’ve done alexander hamilton - “and me, i’m the damn fool that shot him” my shot - “laurens i like you a lot” farmer refuted - “my dog speaks more eloquently, but strangely your mange is the same” a winter’s ball - “martha washington named her feral tom cat after him, that’s true” satisfied - “i know my sister like i know my own mind you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind” (but that one’s more sentimental, yours is prolly the best funny line in the song) story of tonight reprise - “she’s married to a british officer, oh shit” wait for it - “I am inimitable, I am an original” ten duel commandments - “ok so we’re doing this” history has its eyes on you - “you have no control who lives who dies who tells your story” yorktown - “immigrants, we get the job done” cabinet battle #1 - “you don’t have the votes, aha ha ha ha” take a break - “my name is phillip, I am a poet” room where it happens - “all he had to do was die, that’s a lot less work, we oughta give it a try” schuyler defeated - “I’m sure he already knows” (or if we’re counting the deleted version of schuyler defeated then “i’ve gotta stop a homicide”) cabinet battle #2 - “daddy’s calling” i know him - “i wasn’t aware that was something a person could do” we know - “that was my wife you decided to- WHAAAAAA” (yours is a very close second for me tho lol) burn - “how they perceive you, you, you, you” blow us all away - “everything is legal in New Jersey” stay alive reprise - “ma I’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me, my son” the election of 1800 - “if you had to choose, if you had to choose, it’s a tie” (this is a private joke lol) the World Was Wide enough - “eliza! my love, take your time. I’ll see you on the other side” The songs I didn’t include were the ones I agree with you on. Anyways, I loved this video, just thought it’d be cool to give my choices as well!!

[@idontlikeyourbones]

for burn it shouldve been, “ let future historians wonder how eliza reacted when you broke her heart

[@sarahgladheim]

emo.to.the.core yes yes yes yes

[@louloudaki_]

when i read this my brain immediately responded with “yOU HAVE TORN IT ALL APART IM WATCHING IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN”

[@rei.of.sunshine]

Personally for the world was wide enough I like, “When Alexander aimed at the sky, he may have been the first one to die, but I’m the one the payed for it,” more.

[@dandylion2775]

I liked "I had only one thought before the slaughter, this man will NOT make an orphan of my daughter!"

[@TragGaming]

I would have thought the iconic line from that would have been: "He aims his pistol at the sky... WAIT?!"

[@cailynbohn6039]

@@dandylion2775 ME TOOOOO

[@yieshyeah]

@@TragGaming same

[@brianangeli4378]

okay true. However: “History obliterates, and every picture it paints, it paints me and all my mistakes”

[@la_cosplay8630]

A winters ball should be: “we’re reliable with the LADIES”

[@slimshady6053]

yes definitely

[@riyakhattri7065]

😭 ikr

[@whosaidthisandthat]

THERE ARE SO MANY TO DEEEFLOOWAAHHH

[@CamilaRangel0410]

@@whosaidthisandthat LADIES

[@crytia6623]

@@CamilaRangel0410 LOOKS! PROXIMITY TO POWER

[@emmythomas4729]

“We’re reliable with the ladies!” *Maria enters room*

[@heyitsrachel2528]

*immigrants* *we get the job done*

[@marinburns8252]

Wikiwikiwiki

[@trixeleg1318]

I love that line

[@heyitsrachel2528]

Trixeleg same!!

[@itzmeh7017]

That’s one of my favorites

[@itzmeh7017]

Average Gamer I personally like it cause I’m and immigrant

[@meiji4785]

I would've put "Uh, do whatever you want I'm super dead!" But great video nonetheless

[@imim779]

Meiji nah, I would’ve done “Daddy’s calling”

[@peridotasadeadbritishmonar7924]

Or "BEND OVER I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS"

[@soaringrayquaza5661]

Iman Mohamed Same

[@tyr27p49]

Yessss

[@tyr27p49]

TheGamingCabit that’s #1

[@thosecousingirls6157]

My favorite line from the whole show is "I hear u got someone on the side, burr" bc of the way he says it lol

[@lydiautomwen]

YESSSS

[@AngelGirl2118]

They're all wasted out of their minds... so that way he said it makes sense-

[@oliviarettberg7173]

@@AngelGirl2118 drunk Laurens is amazing

[@louisedeligny7242]

also Hercules behind makes it so funny this passage so funny to me

[@ody__sseus]

Yeah too bad that wasn’t in there