Hammond, Clarkson and May Fooling You Compilation

You wont get caught out by them but those who haven't seen the show will be fooled.
Top gear and grand tour stars tricking the audience and giving them false hope. You will understand the video when you watch it. it also includes stigs cousins as it falsifies the stig but not all is relevant here.
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Episodes:
8.6
11.6
14.5 coulthard
9.3
10.4
14.2
18.2
15.1 map
12.4 vw
gt1.4 map
12.1 (blocked)
21.1
15.2
18.1
22.2

[@waretaSL]

"He's NOT the stig, but he is the stig's xyz cousin" has always been my favourite part of their car tests abroad djdkdkek

[@Kronos0999]

Did yuo hvae a storke at teh end?

[@joemcglasson8463]

@@Kronos0999 did you have one ?

[@cleverusername9369]

@@Kronos0999 really hope you misspelled almost every word on purpose, otherwise hope is gone for society.

[@Kronos0999]

@@cleverusername9369 I dnot konw waht yuor're tlaknig auobt.

[@Jake-ux7xp]

“Some say he’s the stig… but he isn’t. He’s the stig’s Chinese cousin.” That was BRILLIANT I never noticed that before 😂

[@michaeltoland2701]

Never noticed what before?

[@CL-fg5ne]

@@michaeltoland2701 joke about China copying stuff i think

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

I think you missed a trick here. The “Stig’s xyz cousin” gag got so frequent that when Jeremy tested the Ferrari FF and Bentley Continental in Norway, he went “He’s NOT the Stig’s Norwegian cousin. He’s just the Stig.”

[@jasons2023]

Don't forget: "Some say he's the Stig's Alpine cousin, but he's not-he's just the Stig!

[@jamesjenkins6457]

You should do a top gear “lack of concern” compilation. Where they laugh at each others misfortune. I’ll give a few examples. German Border Race: James May: In my hour of need, Jeremy was as always, there for me. Clarkson: YESSSSS. James May will be shot! Burma Special: Clarkson: When we got back, James was overflowing with sympathy. James May: HAHAHAHAH Bolivia Special: Clarkson: As I sank into the ooze, my colleagues became increasingly concerned. Hammond: Haha, his plums are in the Amazon, lurking in there. Lorry Episode: James May: After the crash. My friends were deeply concerned. Hammond: He’s gonna wake up in a lorry with 5 firemen. Middle East Special: Hammond: I’m sure they’ll be very concerned about me. Clarkson: hahahahahha

[@zakvilanilam3388]

Clarkson: James pulled behind to assess the gravity of the situation, but he wasn't much help May: AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@boncheung4315]

@@zakvilanilam3388 Clarkson: And if I’m honest, so was Richard Hammond: HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA

[@gregbarratt7161]

The Bicycle Episode (after Jeremy applied the special cream on his you-know-where): Clarkson: James was very sympathetic. May: Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! The Alfa Romeo Episode (after Jeremy's car ends up on one side): Jeremy: Do you think they're: A) going to be sympathetic or B) be a couple of- Richard: Nice work! Jeremy: No, they're going to be a couple of.

[@MajorSrb95]

The David Coulthard segment always has me dead 😂😂😂

[@nicopillay4059]

The map of continental Europe to ridicule the 14 mile journey in a reliant was hilarious.

[@dustinsdiecastcars1593]

The Stig has so many cousins. He must have quite a big family.

[@ryanvandoren1519]

"You're not driving.." "Well who is?.." As a kid I was fooled every time asking, "well who the heck is gonna drive!?" Then the Stig walks out.

[@Abandoned_Brane]

Big Stig never fails to make me laugh.

[@moeez1211]

You should make a compilation of all the sting’s cousins

[@GiMenish]

It is always deleted, unfortunately:(

[@BenDover-io9vg]

this is a good idea

[@ahmetbakr1011]

there is one

[@irenecaptain5832]

Keep uploading man, you make my day with these compilations

[@Nita.C.Yorack]

What's is it with all these God damn cousins?!?! ~Arthur Morgan

[@fuiririn5874]

lmfao thats gotta be the most appropriate quote

[@lukez5117]

Love the solar panels on vegetable Stig helmet 🙋🏻

[@planetearth8044]

And also he's wearing Birkenstocks if you look closely

[@vinnygaudino5017]

You should make a compilation of comedy backup cars

[@bokimalou]

1:25 Stigga

[@weebbruh6975]

Also, Happy Birthday to James May! aka Capitan Slow.

[@michaelpace7236]

Bim

[@connorcobb5122]

Happy birthday you Muppet.

[@JobiWan144]

Another example I saw recently in either TG S09 or TG S16: James, Richard, or both introduce a car in the studio as getting over 30 mpg and having loads of luggage space in the boot. Then the camera pans over to a yellow racing car. He/they go on to explain that it has a small, turbocharged V8 engine that somehow still gets over 30 mpg... and that they lied about the boot space!

[@derlangsame4471]

It was a McLaren 12C

[@jeremyfong5684]

Caparo T1

[@intorsusvolo7834]

1:48 wow, Geoff was autonomous in addition to being electric!

[@Fortunes.Fool.]

When they called Aussie Stig “Big Stig” I laughed so hard I sneezed.

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

Need a tissue?

[@ianpomfret4876]

It was the American Stig they called Big Stig

[@Fortunes.Fool.]

@@ianpomfret4876 This video cuts it off. Watch the clip kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKTWgpumdtapZ6s at 1:06

[@raven_of_zoso455]

I love the pigeon loft man scene! It gets me every time!!

[@albertsalimov7591]

This was a great video

[@hassamzahid3961]

i am going to save this video and watch it time to time to feel good

[@akshayraj6197]

We need a compilation of “he is not the stig, he is the stig’s cousins” introductions

[@Badbhoys]

Big stig !!!! 😂😂

[@erdemkaba5731]

RIP Sabine

[@user-lk6oc2vj6m]

I guess the "Some say, he was born in a stable..and his name is James May" also sorta counts

[@doublecheesebuggah]

Rest in peace queen🦅

[@khsjdhskdin]

I’ve got an Idea for a compilation- “Anyway, know”

[@MrT_Rex]

Stig's cousins : exist What a world family

[@lewisneedham2168]

Ooooooh, *BIG STIG*

[@decodolly1535]

Aww, you cut out "Stiggy Ray Cyrus".

[@MopShrudel]

That Kia was lovely looking tbf

[@aarondenver9681]

Is there a Jeremy "What a machiiiiine " compilation anywhere?

[@XNick291X]

Trying to find the song nane in the background of The Stig's German cousin.

[@yupitspurple6227]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGW1m32BrdiUo7M its winds of change

[@XNick291X]

@@yupitspurple6227 ayy thankyou!

[@thebrochannel1113]

4:12 clarkson is going to be wait thats not the stig thats donald trump wearing the helmet 🤣🤣

[@EpicMrBlack6869]

I'll never forgive the BBC for taking this away from us.

[@vengeance86]

I like o imagine The australian stig is planning a revenge on english stig for beating his lap with the gtr. just 2 elmets clashing

[@Hatzidesg]

Oh my giddy Aunt

[@PerovNigma]

I remember expecting the Stig's German cousin to have been given a Hitler moustache or something.

[@rych7852]

Bunga Bunga Stig is my favourite. Sharp suit!

[@martinsto8190]

4:31. WHAT ARE THOS- no what I mean is, WHY THOSE IN THE WORLD OF HOT SAND!

[@boromiszajano]

If anyone knows what's the soundtrack @1:23 please let me know! Thanks!

[@pmm4177]

Rest in peace Sabine

[@HumbleHoopties]

What is that car at 1:30? I've always wondered the make and model.

[@nihilanthropus]

I think it's a TVR Cerbera

[@haykalfahim]

GTM Libra

[@d.h.2145]

Some sort of TVR

[@MGWA6891]

2009 GTM Libra.

[@twstdlzard9659]

Some tvr

[@top_banananaplays]

He's NOT The Stig

[@R3DPharaoh]

Bruh I thought he’d drive the lotus exige

[@kaksken1999]

Which episode is 3:15 from?

[@twstdlzard9659]

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[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

we need a compilation of the hosts announcing that they’re pooping while behind the wheel. I.e. “Some poo’s come out!”

[@houssamchmouri6835]

That's a lot of cousins. He must be arab or from alabama.

[@ShubhamBhushanCC]

Bunga Bunga Stig

[@robertfarr9186]

Amazing how many of the stereotype stigs would never make it by the censors these days

[@geethsan1567]

What car is that at 1:29?

[@twstdlzard9659]

Tvr

[@MarcoPolo-YogurtSlinger]

Slippers Stig

[@markcf83]

Big Stig.

[@sukhdevr3489]

1:32 What car is that?

[@joshwheatley5457]

TVr sagaris I think

[@PttyBlue43]

@@joshwheatley5457 No, that’s not a Sagaris

[@sukhdevr3489]

@@joshwheatley5457 Nope

[@joshwheatley5457]

@@PttyBlue43 Tuscan? Idk it looks distinctly tvr but idk

[@sukhdevr3489]

@@exclusivecopyofbigmommasli7846 Thanks

[@tonychan8558]

Sabine.........

[@devanshgupta5059]

The veg stig has a fucking solar panel on his helmet im done

[@kgmulato5951]

F in the chats for Sabine

[@Kronos0999]

no. It's not a meme for her because it's real

[@sukhdevr3489]

@@Kronos0999 Exactly. These fools think everything is a meme.

[@Veyron722skyhook]

I applaud them for trying... but contrary to what they may think, their viewers are NOT idiots like they are. ;)

[@twstdlzard9659]

Bim

[@jmps8639]

First!

[@sethcreech1014]

Jesus saves

[@OriruBastard]

One thing is true. As much as I hate to say it. Jeremy Clarkson is the one who carries the show with this trio.

[@twstdlzard9659]

Top gear is essentially clarksons show but it would not be 66.3% as good without may or hammond

[@JONNYWM]

RIP Sabine