Hammond, Clarkson and May Most Hated Cars Compilation

[@MitchellfcNa32]

Hammond always has an unlimited amount of adjectives up his sleeve

[@tomfoolery597]

For example “What the fricking hell are you, you great gangly frick knuckle twot, greasy haired vagina bag, frick you.”

[@markfox1545]

*number of adjectives.

[@Curi0u50ne]

Russel Band 🙄 God make him stop(Russ)

[@aaroncable340]

And hate

[@thomaspye4869]

Lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf with a mustache leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat!

[@IronReece13]

Why do they keep ruining perfectly good pianos with Morrises

[@historytank5673]

Lol

[@thatpersonsmusic]

As someone who knows literally nothing about the Morris (haven’t even heard of it before this video), what’s wrong with them

[@isaakwelch3451]

@@thatpersonsmusic at the very least, they're cute. Cuter than most MG's, honestly

[@amojak]

the owners club got upset so they went full pelt on them :)

[@garfellow5038]

@@thatpersonsmusic Hammond explained it well at 3:26

[@reecedawson6113]

I love how Jeremy pronounces juke and stupid

[@trashcompactorYT]

DGUKE

[@Sgt_Glory]

STCHEWPID!!!!

[@Super.YT_]

and QashQuai

[@MyHeadHz]

Stchoopidde

[@Super.YT_]

@@MyHeadHz the Nissan joke award goes to. The Nissan juke.

[@MrJuninho11]

"The winner of the Nissan Juke award for worst car of the year is.. The Nissan Juke" You already know the punchline of the joke, and it's still hilarious

[@ThatGuySarabia]

It should be called Nissan Joke

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

Nissan Joke-R

[@DeadlyLazer]

I wish they didn't cut out the nominations part, because the punchline is funnier when he says the Nissan Juke despite the nominations for the Nissan Juke award being other cars.

[@jacobdill4499]

​@@DeadlyLazer they tended to do that in the older top gear awards as well. You can think of the others as the runners up.

[@samuelpacheco5948]

N I S S A N J U K E

[@shriharihudli]

Hideous.

[@paraskevaspapantonakis]

It should not be existed why did they build it to make themselves hideous. - Richard hammond

[@amer2142]

@muhammad altaf you know ya Muhammad most of the owners of this cars are womens ? For me that makes it even worse

[@CrazyPanda688]

The Juke is the perfect car for Karen’s because it’s fucking ugly as shite just like they are

[@thehasinhafiz]

J O K E *

[@exunderscorejai]

Sick of the hatred the Juke gets. That car has done wonders to help other motorists easily identify Karens

[@kenalba5641]

Lmao

[@DevonPixie1991]

And people pretending to be posh!

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

Not gonna lie. The Juke looks like a modernized Chevrolet Aztek in the front

[@Ps3udonymous]

@@TheRealTerranMarine you mean Pontiac right?

[@concorde837]

You wouldn't believe that I've seen 5 Nissan Jukes in 1 city.

[@ala0284]

Nobody hates anything more than these 3 hate the Juke

[@velvetrosang4684]

And The Maurice Marina. Can't forget about that.

[@danbi2000]

morris

[@arunparkin2552]

Although they haven't destroyed one... yet

[@MrIDK2994]

To be fair, everyone hates the Juke

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

@@arunparkin2552 is that a marina on your profile picture? You seem to fit in with the rest 😂 (they are actually pretty cool looking honestly)

[@underworldguardian704]

“It rains pianos at our track” 😂

[@jblyon2]

Weather: Cloudy with a chance of Steinway

[@underworldguardian704]

@@jblyon2 And lots of them 😂

[@Lucario0007]

In the West Midlands there will be a fortissimo of G notes while down south east there will be a pianississimo of A sharp notes

[@Lucario0007]

@@underworldguardian704 oh and Nissan Jukes

[@T_ndhlovunator]

🤣

[@ellwill5709]

2:20 May does have a point about the Hurricane though, severely underrated plane

[@tailssonicteam1604]

Indeed. But tbf clarkson also had a point he said that the spitfire was more inspiring to kids on the ground and it probably was. But the hurricane was probably the better aircraft.

[@clementpoon120]

there are more hurricanes than spitfires in the early days

[@Sevastous]

@@tailssonicteam1604 IT wasn't a better fighter on performance basis but. Battle of Britain was fought mostly with Hurricanes while spitfire was just starting to increase in numbers. %80 fighter kills were done by hurricanes

[@sugarnads]

No. EVERY TIME the battle of britain is written about, or a tv or movie made they prattle on about how 'without the hurricane blah fkn blah'. Its no damn surprise hurricanes shot down more than the rest put together. 60% of fighter command WAS HURRICANES. Of the remaining 40% , we had, blenheim night fighters. Defiants. Gladiators. I think there was still a squadron flying hawker furies. Westland whirlwinds. And spitfires (i think there was only something like 5 squadrons of spitfires during dunkirk).The AAA was rubbish. Barrage balloons a hilarious joke and the less said about the poorly executed good idea that wws the defiant (give it a couple of guns facing forward) the better... So no the bloody hurricane wasnt underrated or forgotten or the unsung hero. Its just a bloody trope that got started and wont go away. Its even wrong if you say 'it wasnt glamorised like the spitfire' because it WAS fast and glamorous in 1937-39. Spitfires barely existed in service then.

[@kingleech16]

@@sugarnadsAnd don’t forget that one stubborn bastard still flying a S.E.5a.

[@dazzaMusic]

I had a test drive in a Nissan Juke, literally the worst car I’ve ever driven.

[@Sh4dowgale]

@ WAAAAAA! WAAAAA!

@@Sh4dowgale I think that abortion is wrong for developing babies.

[@ksatrya]

Just curious, why were you test driving a juke

[@ThatCyberpunkGuy]

What was it like

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

@@ksatrya Hammond's enemy had him do it at gunpoint.

[@ZX3000GT1]

Juke’s design isn’t even the worst part. It’s uselessly small, impractical, has a trash CVT, will easily roll, cheap-ass interior, and it not even fuel efficient. It’s really the culmination of the worst things that a car can have.

[@Cynsham]

You just described the majority of Nissan’s lineup of cars nowadays

[@SaintNyx]

@@Cynsham Ohh how the mighty have fallen. At least they have the 400z, now.

[@jdpragmatic8644]

My 2005 Honda CRV has a more comforting interior (and exterior) than that hell forsaken Juke

[@lonyo5377]

Other countries have manual transmissions. Mainly a US issue on CVT only

[@Juan-wo7zu]

“Double bug eyes” 💀

[@JakeFromYoutube]

May: "Mini countryman?" Hammond: "Oh! Yeah hate that" Clarkson: "OOOOHHH!! We all hate that!!!"

[@OutCast907]

Meanwhile in France some womans are proud to have one of them

[@JakeFromYoutube]

@@OutCast907too right mate 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cykelpump33]

Someone needs to tell the germans that a Mini is suppose to be SMALL.

[@OutCast907]

@@Cykelpump33 - Small ? What this word is ? India ? Get out of here tourist !!

[@monsieurharry0]

Bruh they hate their country car brand

[@bghoody5665]

Hammond's little rant at 3:27 is hilarious. I have a copy of every show these three have ever done together (and a lot of their solo stuff as well) but I have to admit it's times like these I'm so glad the internet exists - knowing that anyone can enjoy watching these three together for however long the internet exists gives me a warm, happy feeling.

[@jollimaiahtacksworth]

If you're able to get an editor or maybe edit them yourself, why not upload a few clip compilations? We're always looking for stuff like this.

[@AlekWheeler]

The first time I saw a Mini Countryman I thought it was awful and an oxymoron. It’s a MINI! It’s not suppose to be big and ugly, it’s suppose to be fast and small. It gets my Nissan Juke award.

[@schizophrenicgaming365]

Minis were never fast lmao, slower than a morris thousand.

[@RD19902010]

the Fiat 500L is just as bad.

[@ivanbima5877]

@ What is your favorite Nissan?

@@ivanbima5877 so I’ll just say the 350z

[@ivanbima5877]

@ I could see the reason why you like Skylines, GTR's, Silvia's, Fairlady Z, Sentra SE-R. But i don't get why you like Juke. I literally having a hard time to know. Because i tried it and there's very little thing i could appreciate on it. The looks are controversially worse than the rest of your favorite list, the performance aren't impressive (Except if you bought Juke R), fuel economy isn't special and it's not that practical compared to it's rival

[@RusstyytssuR]

From what I've gathered, they really don't like boring SUVs, which I can't really argue with, tbh.

[@gedam131]

More like cross overs

[@someweirdoguy6633]

I can't argue with that.

[@williamg209two]

Juke is definitely a crossover

[@someweirdoguy6633]

@@williamg209two juke seems more like the missing link between crossover and SUV

[@williamg209two]

@@someweirdoguy6633 bsck seats are tiny though I'm 6 2 and it's horrible

[@JVHShack]

I always thought that Nissan was being cheap by using a "U" instead of "O" in the Juke nameplate...

[@dunzjos9754]

Or a J instead of a P ???

[@matthiasona]

@ its called a joke. but you must love that car i see you everywhere defending that thing

[@eamonahern7495]

Loss of taste is one of the symptoms of covid 19. It must have been around a lot longer than we realise considering how many Nissan Juke owners there are.

[@kobrakai007]

I've noticed a lot more Jukes where I live since covid started.

[@joelikespotatoes8321]

Damn thats good

[@PlatinumNath]

Remember that Nissan also has a Nismo, Nismo RS, and GTR powered R version for the Juke. Oh wait, they also rebranded it as an Infiniti in China.

[@amyshaw893]

I've always thought the headlights on the Nissan Juke look like someone put a big blob of melten plastic under the bonnet and slammed it down really hard

[@Sh4dowgale]

@ WAAAAA! WAAAAA!

[@TheCriminalViolin]

It does actually! Or akin to when you accidentally have a plastic spoon or lid too close to a burner of a stove haha. They were just like, "You know what? That'll do nicely as a aesthetic design for the front of our new car"

[@lonyo5377]

Boxster

[@Bav-s30z]

The comedic timing between clarkson bashing the marinas door and laugh to the piano drop is frighteningly genius.

[@jackandyaron6186]

fun fact: Juke in hebrew means cockroach

[@avishai7830]

I'm so surprised no other Israelis point this out, I think we just keep it to ourselves to laugh at 🤣

[@jordanhicks5131]

An honest and fitting name for the thing, Nissan had to take design ideas from an insect. Slap 6 legs on it instead of 4 wheels and you'll have something I want to smash even more

[@mcfireballs3491]

That would be a more fitting name: the Nissan cockroach

[@hyper_5pace902]

@ Yes

@@hyper_5pace902 no

[@BenFM]

I love the first interaction, even though Clarkson insults the guy a little, he’s clearly actually quite impressed by his boldness and attitude. Love it

[@ltccherno2536]

The ominous music as the Beetle approaches gets me every time.

[@BenDover-qu9jn]

A few more: Austin Allegro (Top Gear: India Special) Ford Scorpio (Top Gear: Africa Special)

[@AnthroGearhead]

Scorpio with the Cosworth tuned V6 is a sleeper

[@PG-20]

James used a Scorpio hearse in the Ambulance challenge

[@BenDover-qu9jn]

@Ken Norcott same

[@darthkek1953]

I'd totally have a Mahindra Scorpio though.

[@mcfireballs3491]

I used to have a scorpio Ghia, I loved that car

[@Jedi_Spartan]

How about Top Gear/The Grand Tour 'deaths' complation (including the studio parts)? Eg: Jeremy saying "I've been killed, I've definitely been killed!" after falling out of a hovercraft or when 'James' drove off a cliff in Albania.

[@niksv4165]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGrRco2qlMtrqrc

[@Sackmatters]

Lol when half of the video is on the juke.

[@Zero_Ninety]

Justified. It's a fucking awful car.

[@Zero_Ninety]

@ no it isn't

@@Zero_Ninety then explain why there was a Nismo version, an even powerful version of the Nismo version and even a fusion between a Juke and an R35.

[@Zero_Ninety]

@ Still a shit car, don't care what engine it's got in it. In fact the NISMO version is even more ridiculous that the normal version.

@@Zero_Ninety well atleast it’s better than a Lancia/crysler Ypsillon and the BMW X3, and the Nismo version is supposed to be a more sportier version of the Juke and it also encouraged Nismo to tune/upgrade regular nissans like the Sentra,Micra/March, Serena and the Leaf.

[@semihskc]

The fact that most of the cars these three say that they don't like are SUVs, crossovers or, well, Juke says a lot about the automotive industry of this era and collective failure of people about picking good cars instead of good/logical cars. These people are kings of automotive journalism (along with Chris Harris) (I know that for a fact that I translated their magazine into my native language for a few years) and their knowledge on what is a good car and what is not is beyond comprehension of a person who doesn't know the first thing about a car and yet they can trust their friend who has that car and says it's "OK" and make their spouse pay for these pieces of junks. It infuriates me to hear people say "oh, I like the new Q5, it looks so cool" or "if I were rich, I would buy the biggest X-series car I can get". That's why BMW has 7 X-series models along with their M versions. Ps: don't tell me that people might drive them because they may go off-road occasionally. Nobody goes off-road on 21" rims with 2" offsets. Ps#2: sorry for possibly bad English.

[@aitor9158]

Man...i 100% agree with you I reject the excistense of EVERY SUV or crossover ever to exsist, if i ever buy one is for doing a goddamn demolition/banger derby specially if it is an ev I couldn't find a more pice of awful missery boring uncreative mass produced garbage fast food inspired junk than a EV suv/crossover or any kind of MISSERABLE electric vehicle

[@justinl2009]

I honestly don't think SUV's and crossovers are as bad as people say they are (what I consider crossovers in this sense are compact SUVs). I agree with them on the Juke however, it truly is a vile looking car and is properly useless.

[@aleasd7905]

SUVs are fucking stupid. Imagine overpaying for a car that doesn't even have 4x4 capabilities

[@hughmongous5089]

Honestly, while these three are fun to watch, no one should take their opinions on cars at face value. I think actual automotive journalism done by them was in the late 90s (obviously few exceptions).

[@hughmongous5089]

@@aitor9158 every SUV? even good ones like an old hilux, trailblazer, suburban, cherokee, expedition etc See this is actually something I wanted to say in my other comment. These three also instill bad/pointless ideas about how a car should be (though in this case I think they just don't like the people that never take em off road and you took it a step further)

[@georgewashington8007]

"I feel like hammonds worst nightmare is being traped in a circle of nissan jukes"

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

A fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

[@joshslater2426]

If not, he probably has nightmares where he’s forced to drive a Nissan Duke from one side of Russia to the other.

[@tonychan8558]

Hammond kept a straight face when Sir Roger Moore told him his favourite Bond car was the Citroen 2CV from 'For Your Eyes Only'. Well played, Hammond!

[@hmdwgf]

Moore then said about the 2CV that “it didn’t matter if you damaged it”

[@JRS06]

I was watching the video and wondered why Hammond didn't react furiously towards Moore when he said that was his favourite.

[@kanseidorito6335]

The video could basically be them review anything French

[@ThatPetrolPotterHead]

Rightfully so

[@shr2000]

Coming sooner than you think. New gt special is french car based

[@ThatPetrolPotterHead]

@@shr2000 IK

[@ThatPetrolPotterHead]

I Know

[@jimtaylor294]

They sung the praises of Pre-00's Peugeot (before they were just spit & kleenex), and some of Citreon's post-2CV vehicles. Renault rarely gets flak from them either.

[@godhammerof5141]

When we broke up, my ex needed a car, so I bought her a Nissan Juke!!!

[@underworldguardian704]

Did you hate her that much?!!!

[@Kiwi-hv8fg]

@@underworldguardian704 yeah, he didn't just leave, he had to curse her with the frog face car. Like damn... That's spite lol

[@sugarnads]

Niiiice one.

[@Sh4dowgale]

@ I bet you love the Pontiac Aztek, you philistine.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

A fate worse than death

[@Croz89]

1:40 auto generated subtitles went a bit Godwin there!

[@niksv4165]

Holy crap. KZbin Sus

[@spaghettiman2.052]

@@niksv4165 Sus........... SUS?!?!?!? AMONGUS SUS?!???!??! RED SUS!!!!!! (I want to hang myself after writing this)

[@kwardozz]

@@spaghettiman2.052 😐🤨

[@orenthalgregoriasmudbone7988]

Richard "Goebbels" Hammond

[@Markzilla214]

KZbin be kinda based.

[@OsellaSquadraCorse]

The Beetle is interesting - because when May triumphantly announced it's death (end of production), Hammond and Clarkson reacted with apathy. Clarkson even asked why May disliked it, said there was nothing wrong with the Beetle. Later on of course, for effect they all decided they 'hated' certain cars they previously liked/reviewed highly/didn't care about. Some genuine, but a lot for the characters they were playing.

[@MitchellfcNa32]

I noticed that, but they could of course just changed their mind.

[@Brebgon]

James actually said in "James May's Cars of the People" that he liked the Beetle as a car. However, he mentioned how he didn't like that it was used by the Nazi's to scam the German people, plus he didn't like the hippie movement either.

[@theskycavedin]

No Beetles are genuinely awful

[@thedubwhisperer2157]

@@theskycavedin They must have been bad to be the best selling car of all time...

[@Cichac_Prdu]

Exactly. For example, Jeremy liked the Jag X-Type, yet for some reason they all ‘hated’ it in that GT epidode. Maybe just because choosing only 1 or 2 cars they all legitimately hated wouldn’t prove their point, or maybe they all fell for the “just a fancy Mondeo” hoax after Jeremy had reviewed it.

[@sukhdevr3489]

I love that Beetle purely because of Herbie lol.

[@shriharihudli]

Yup same. Especially in that color.

[@magicbadjames2810]

In fact someone use a herbie paint scheme for the nascar proinvitational race

[@ofs82]

@@magicbadjames2810 is it related to Brumos Racing? They've been doing Porsches in that white with red-and-blue go faster stripes for many many years in the States, and kept the paint scheme and style for their Daytona Prototypes too (Mk I ugly ones, not the good ones we have now), so would make sense if they have any cross-pollination into NASCAR that they'd keep that theme

[@quillmaurer6563]

I daily a Beetle, never liked any other car as well. And even these three admitted that it did better than any of their cars in the Botswana special, it had no trouble whatsoever and was donated - fully functional - to their guide at the end. I don't mourn the one they dropped from the helicopter though, it was a stripped-out banged-up shell, no loss.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

@@quillmaurer6563 when they dropped that 80s-90 red one, I cried (I was pretty young when it aired, like 6-7-8 maybe?)

[@AsinineComment]

Who decides to buy a reasonably priced new car, and after considering the implausibly broad variety available, finally settles on a Nissan Juke? What are their priorities? What aspect of its external design stands out for them? What do they require from a car, that the Juke delivers the most? I simply _cannot_ imagine being in such a place... 😶

[@patrickmartin3322]

The Juke Nismo is cool just because of how absurd and stupid of an idea it was to build it

[@mariodacostamosteiro7262]

@@patrickmartin3322 don't forget the on that carried a GTR engine

[@aceeeed]

The Juke: a car that combines the disadvantages of an SUV (weight, size, less fuel efficient) with the disadvantages of a sports car (poor interior space). Loathe some car

[@emiratesaviation33]

Well you are all dumb cause it's actually a brilliant car when you drive it

[@crazy031089]

@@emiratesaviation33 well, go ahead and explain us why this is supposedly good

[@smilezor]

richards reaction to spotting the marina and his face for the beetle are some of my favourite old top gear bits

[@Hoganply]

I'm constantly astounded at how frequently I see a Juke on the road, and each time I do I have the same bewildered reaction as I do to seeing a man nail his testicles to the floor.

[@MultiTopgearfan]

Listening to them listing out cars they don’t like, it’s a joy to watch 😂

[@JakeFromYoutube]

"You look like that and you've got Golf diesel? That's fantastic!"

[@arteonyx]

0:40

[@notroll1279]

I've never driven a Beetle or a 2CV but given the opportunity, I'd be open minded enough to try one. They were successful in their days because they were better at providing affordable transport than everything else at the time. And later on, they were well liked because they didn't radiate their drivers' bitterness - which I always found the Renault 4 did.

[@kennorcott7074]

I’ve driven both and both are great. Ignore the baggage of both and experience them as cars, the beetle is a good to drive and fun car, and decently powerful for the time. the 2CV with its 9 hp isn’t fast, but it’s insanely robust and light. That’s why they picked it for the plane scene

[@notesl5576]

The beetle is a very well loved car around thr world, idk why the three dont like it

[@totallynoteverything1.]

@@notesl5576 yeah lol

[@corvetcoyote443]

I've driven a friend's 62 Beetle and test drove a 74, they are fun to cruise around town in.

[@cisium1184]

They're both wonderful cars for their time. They're from another era, but distinctive-looking, dead simple, and eminently reliable. They just run and run and run. I owned a Beetle for years, and if they were still being built, I'd probably buy one.

[@GB-tc4hr]

3:27 this is how I feel about the Mustang Mach E

[@sk1dzzz608]

That's how I feel too,I hate that ugly electric abomination,it's not a real mustang

[@GB-tc4hr]

@@sk1dzzz608 I feel really happy that finally someone agrees with me, no one has yet

[@Badboythatsgenuine]

​@@GB-tc4hrI agree with you man. People at ford were deliberately smoking some shit when they designed that

[@nicholasharshbarger4454]

The saga of Top Gear vs the Morris Marina Owners Club was one of the funniest things in all of TV.

[@brianwong7285]

Only positive thing about this compilation: 4 Morris Marinas are on their way to hell, NEVER to come back AGAIN.

[@shamimazad007]

The hatred they have against the Juke is soo genuine and I have a mutual bond with that hate as I despise that car.

[@scrappydooinalobstercostum4523]

damn the 2cv and the beetle are some of my favorite cars

[@jensvanwinckel4776]

That piano falling is how they made the ps2 start up sound

[@fabulouschild2005]

It's rare to see the Top Gear (and later Grand Tour) lads agree on anything, but they all agree on what cars are rubbish

[@RudivanGoch]

Suggestion! Every time someone says captain (fill in the blank) Examples: Captain Slow, Captain Pokewash, Captain sense of direction.

[@theshadowsquadhd215]

I think you mean Pugwash. It’s a reference to a British children’s show filled with sexual innuendos.

[@RudivanGoch]

@@theshadowsquadhd215 Ahh right XD

[@vanyasphonecollection4074]

The VW Beetle and the Citroen 2cv are two of my most favorite cars

[@mcfireballs3491]

They're both deathtraps xD

[@PhilWood82]

Declaration of Independence: $2.4 million US Action Comics #1: $8-10 million US Screen test video of Jeremy Clarkson ranting about the 2CV: Priceless

[@d34dR0d3n7]

Never experienced a Nissan Juke, but do drive a Rogue (not by choice, long story) which seems like the spiritual successor. It's...not bad, but not great. 0-60 is garbage, ton of road noise. Otherwise, that opinion may change next time I finally decide to switch it to sport mode for going through Houston on I-10. Hasn't been any reason to, but it maybe more fun and can let me dance around lanes/slow drivers easier. A sub-suv in even having a "sport" mode just seems...almost wrong. For nobody that cares: my two favorite cars I've ever owned/driven: 2) '87 Ford Thunderbird. My first car. Wonderful noise, nice body, power (for what was left and me learning), and a total refusal to be driven. Proper muscle, had a lot of fun with it on dirt backroads. 1) '91 Civic (hatch) DX. Just sold it a few years ago because didn't have money for all the repairs it needed, but GODS did I love that little thing. Still had a good 0-60 (for its age. Think last clocked it at 13something). [for those in EU/UK] Small cars aren't that common here in America, so that thing was so fun to drive. My Mom had to drive it about for about 10mi of highway and when she got out, she said "I think I shit myself about three times! That's like taking a go-cart on the highway, but able to go at everyone else's speed. I...might actually like driving now!"

[@mxbx307]

The optional roof-mounted piano was a much coveted extra for the Marina that few could afford, thus not that many came off the BL production lines. Rare examples can fetch an absolute fortune these days.

[@creeper4481]

1:07 Great, now I can't unsee Bumblebee transforming into that

[@brown78az499]

Ah yes the Nissan Juke, the Chrysler PT Cruiser's personal Kohai.

[@edrawarwickshire3701]

Last one...Pontiac Aztec

[@kobrakai007]

@ lmao, just stop. You're making yourself look like a complete arse. If you like the juke, then fair enough. Just don't go bitching to everyone who slanders it.

[@ivanbima5877]

@ I'm sorry, mate. You may like the Juke, but i prefer the X3. And i come from a country where lot's of people like Japanese cars. I know that X3 is more expensive than Juke, but at least it's more practical. I already tried Nissan Juke and it's horrible. The back seats are too cramped, the boot/trunk is pathetic, performance is meh, fuel economy isn't special, and the design literally looks like melted 370Z. I can't see anything that makes me consider it's a good car. As a daily driver crossover, i'm more interested in Ford Ecosport, Honda HRV/Vezel, Subaru XV or Nissan Kicks

[@ivanbima5877]

@ I realized about it, mate. Honestly, i'm already guessing you'll bring that point up.

[@OutCast907]

@@ivanbima5877 All the SUV sucks more than their owner anyway

[@monibashraf4058]

As a previous Juke owner, their hatred is totally justified!

[@JaidenJimenez86]

Hammond's feelings for the Juke is almost exactly how I feel about EVERY CROSSOVER

[@Sh4dowgale]

Same.

[@Kevin-mx1vi]

Likewise. They're all designed to be inoffensive rather than actually good at something. I have no idea how anyone could feel good about owning one.

[@Sh4dowgale]

@ Crossovers are crap.

@@Sh4dowgale Crossovers are good, you’re not you simp.

[@michaelusswisconsin6002]

They did an episode on SUVs on Grand Tour but the vehicles they chosen were cross overs and they suck. They suck as an off roader and you can’t tow anything.

[@duke1331]

1:42 I think we cal all agree with what Hammond is saying

[@amalon4618]

Clarkson and May talking about the war compilation

[@nocturnechanson]

When the Juke first hit the market I saw two side by side at a Nissan dealership. One bright green one bright red. I thought 🤔 they kinda look like tree frogs.🐸

Atleast you’re not shitting on it

[@TackleTheDog]

“Yes the 2CV doesnt like cross-winds” i dont know why but that killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sh4quille0atmeal]

My old home town still has a 2012 advert for the Nissan Duke on someone's house

[@baronvonjo1929]

The car I loathe the most is the last gen Ford fiesta sedan. Also the new BMWs look awful. I genuinely think the Juke look better than a lot of new BMW designs.

[@RiteTheWrongs]

I was laughing so hard cause my mum drives a juke, but then I got sad because I’m a hardcore beetle fan.

[@SpaceMissile]

0:35 - why are all golf guys weird? -GTI guy

[@michaelkeaton5394]

I love how the final clip is just the editor having fun with the score of lord of the ring...

[@klausjackklaus]

Most car people hate the Juke (and I am one of them), but apparently I see them everywhere in suburban neighborhoods here in the Midwest. I think its because people think having AWD Cross-Overs make them feel safe in the winter even though they probably will not know what to do if they get stuck

[@drvlive2023]

The beetle has a villain score track hahaha

[@goncalocs5]

You could a compilation of Hammond saying: "Leave it, leave it". Please, that would be awesome.

[@soulzzplaysgames]

Wasn't our fault, a piano fell on it 🤣

[@Sevastous]

4:22 My god, that Trotskyite Crap part is gold!

[@carlosbarton763]

Should've included the Vauxhall Astra: "If you put a hyperactive child in there he'd be fast asleep in 3 minutes flat" 🤣

[@aidankreltszheim3599]

Richards face at 5:42 is incredible

[@kyleholloway3470]

Every time I see a Juke, I get extremely angry. I want to hurt them. I HATE crossovers, and the Juke is definitely one of the worst offenders.

[@Sh4dowgale]

@ WAAAAAAA! WAAAAAA!

[@Sh4dowgale]

@ You're the baby. You have a tantrum when anybody insults the juke.

[@retardedthomasthetank1059]

I totally agree with you on that

@@Sh4dowgalereported for continued targeted harassment over multiple videos and blocked. Can’t wait until you grow up and mature

[@OutCast907]

@@The_Harmonics Then what about the Ford Puma ? They ruined everything with it

[@goforgold7082]

My choice for ugly would be the Fiat Multiplas and the Chrysler PT Cruiser although I actually appreciated it as it looked so different from any other mass produced cars

[@JBofBrisbane]

How's this fir a slogan? "Nissan Juke - for those times when the Micra JUST ISN'T FUGLY ENOUGH!"

[@thpxhemi5848]

Exactly how I feel about the prius

[@berendoldenburger]

Can you make a compilation of them showing us Christmas present ideas in the news segment?

[@erander7879]

"Anyone who breaks down would need to continue jounrye with the beetle" *horror movie music sounds*

[@alfienaylor1587]

I drove a Juke for work the other day and amazingly it was the most crammed car I’ve ever drove. The top spec Qashqais are starting to grow on me though, I’ve drove a few of them too and am starting to find them comfortable and enjoyable, and I’m saying this as a Golf driver.

[@buster5661]

It's clearly designed to be a small car. It's not that hard to figure out champ

[@johang7498]

How you can hate the 2 CV as a car enthusiast is beyond me and I never particularly disliked the Morris marina as well. It was a typical mid-size-saloon car of its era and it didn't look all that bad tbh. Either way, by now the marina, beetle and 2 CV have gotten too old to still hate them. The juke however ... And you can add a long list of current crossovers and SUV's to that. SUV coupé's are the absolute worst idea the car industry and huge flocks of customers have embraced. Thank you, BMW for that: even though it was off course not your own idea (you copied one of Ssangyong), popularizing it will forever be your accomplishment. And though I never thought you could ever top the X6, you actually did recently, with the X7. I wonder when the coupé-version of that monstrosity will appear ... The juke-award really should be renamed the X6 or X7-award by now.

[@Obi-WanKannabis]

Yea, the 2CV is one of the coolest car ever, it was teh fiat panda 4x4 before the fiat panda was even possible, it didn't have 4 wheel drive but it could go anywhere and it mobilised the masses.

[@kayraaa2646]

They hate the 2CV and the Beetle because it reminds them of their childhood spent in lower-middle class Britain. They are sad old men who have miraculously slipped through the cracks in the system and made it big. All they have to do now is to talk trash about where they came from. Hammond shows it very well. His attempts at being American are actually attempts at erasing his identity as a boy from Birmingham.

[@glaidermason6870]

4:54 that music tho

[@EuphoriaEliteYT]

I completely agree with them too, Nissan Juke is the most disgraceful car to exist and shouldn't have been made to begin with 🤦‍♂️

[@Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask]

RIP all the beautiful pianos sacrificed to destroy those Morris Marinas.

[@ljsrailwayvideos2370]

Alternative title: Clarkson, May & Hammond hate the Nissan Juke

[@ljsrailwayvideos2370]

@ yes, but most the video is about the juke

[@Sh4dowgale]

@ It's hated on because it's dogshit.

[@mbbarnes80]

Is it me or is that clip of the blue marina being squashed by a piano still funny as hell

[@abdulmajed5679]

My dad once rented out a juke and dear it had soo uncomfortable in the rear. Even the doors were inconvenient to open.

[@joelikespotatoes8321]

They need a special were its all of them packed into a Nissan juke

[@KSE828]

I don’t understand how you can hate the OG Beetle.

[@tomfoolery597]

They went too far with that

[@alphatrion100]

And the 2CV

[@alphatrion100]

Because they are british and the beetle was a Nazi car

[@PG-20]

Well the beetle was a Nazi car

[@artepjan]

That U in Juke is just an unfinished O

[@LordSidious802]

Good one

[@ivanbima5877]

Someone doesn't get the joke here

[@luispereira3704]

As an admirer of the beetle and the 2Cv i feel slightly betrayed , i can understand Jeremy's point about the latter, it has the wackiest bare bones suspension system ever , but why hate on the bug?

[@kyledavis4890]

When Jeremy builds a car that sells 21 million maybe he should talk.

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

@@kyledavis4890 ah yes the classic "you can't have an opinion on something unless you've done it"

[@crazy031089]

I wonder as well. For some time i tought it was because the car is to common, but all 3 of them like some off the more common cars. Maybe it is because it is linked to the hippie movement?

[@dominicbeltz9057]

@@crazy031089 the history it was a stolen design which was than made for the citizens for nazi Germany but than it’s factory was used for creating nazi war machines

[@crazy031089]

@@dominicbeltz9057 from what or who was it stolen? I didn't knew that. That it was promised to the people and that they got betrayed by the nazi regime is however not the car's fault

[@clusterofreds6705]

Brilliant idea! The Morris Marina should have a compilation of its own!

[@hrvojeantoniobusic3345]

I'd like a Morris Marin, a Beetle or a Triumph Dolomite... They look cool

[@blackswan7568]

If Walter White was British, he would've driven a Nissan Juke. It really is the spiritual successor to the Pontiac Aztek.

[@sadboi986]

You missed the Kia Rio and the Hyundai Accent Diesel from S05E09

[@aarongillanders7336]

Was waiting for Jeremy to say the Vauxhall Vectra.

[@ducomaritiem7160]

2cv a wacky car? My parents had one, we went multiple times to France with it. That's what it's made for: driving through the countryside, open roof, entering the camping, meeting your friends at the campfire there. Really, that's what a 2cv is. Happy holidays.

[@MaartenvanHeek]

Yeah I get it that they hate the Juke and maybe the marina because apparently it was drab when it was new, but at least the 2cv had a purpose

[@radiationking9875]

I absolutely love top gear. Can't get enough of it. (The old ones I mean) However the morris marina is decent car, it may not be fast or glamorous but there's something about it. A marina/Ital pickup would be perfect for me or a van

[@jazzman1626]

The Nissan Juke looks like a kit car that the designer started but when he went for a break, his dog finished the drawing.

[@jazzman1626]

@ Ooooh yes it does!

@@jazzman1626 well explain the Nismo version, Nismo RS, Juke R and if it wasn’t for the Juke, what will influence Nismo to turn/upgrade boring Nissans into killing machines like the Sentra, Mica, Serena and the Leaf?

[@jazzman1626]

@ I just agree with Clarkson, May and Hammond that it’s an ugly looking car.

[@ivanbima5877]

@ I just remind you, okay. Some of those Nismo's are focused on aesthetics, rather than performance. Just like how Toyota put TRD Sportivo on some of their cars. Even if there are some upgrades, they might only tune the ECU & Suspension slightly + added bodykit = called it a day. So i'm not so sure if they are "Killing Machine". I only agree if you say that to 350Z/370Z Nismo & GTR Nismo

[@Sh4dowgale]

@ It does, though.

[@raze167]

Fun fact: portuguese people call the 2CV the "Two Horsepower" since cv stands for "cavalos"

[@gabrielcoelho2346]

2 CV significa mesmo 2 cavolos, deux chevaux. A unidade CV é o cavalo vapor, uma unidade diferente do cavalo hp.

[@raze167]

@@gabrielcoelho2346 olha essa não sabia!

[@applejuice5272]

4:29 "They had the affrontery, the bare-face cheek to call this a 'Super'? I suppose they weren't allowed back then to call it 'Trotskyite Crap'. Maybe that's what the 'TC' version stood for!"

[@AstralDragoon]

That blast of dramatic music when the Beetle appeared had me in stitches.