HAND PICKED Levels That Are Worth Playing!!

[@SeenAGreatLight]

10:03 "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." Chris, that was absolutely brilliant. Brilliant, I say! Haven't seen editing like that since you-know-when!

[@tnpir4002]

I'm waiting to see Chris pull out the "trolled!" sign and sound effect when DGR says to edit something out. #classic

[@Bobal27]

Best Edit with Reference, 2021: Chris, the Editor!

[@phosphorus4]

Finally used it!

[@siriusdarkblade]

I wanna thank Chris for the explanation of what was being discussed at the edit points. Thank you so much as those conversations get really random sometimes!

[@DubberRucks]

Yeah, they make me glad I'm not in chat if that's how random they get lol

[@izme1000]

DGR: "I've never been so sure of anything in my life." Me: "Sorry Amanda"

[@gamephreak03]

that was painful to watch

[@sol_in.victus]

I THOUGHT THE SAME LOL

[@ryanramjattan8714]

Oh no...

[@SuperMattMan03]

I literally thought the exact same thing.

[@chanito321chanito6]

We have the same idea.

[@stevenzoeckler7728]

“Ok I don’t quite know, what I’m doing?” Best quote of the video!

[@alisiaale565]

*Me:* Does something stupid in front of mom. *Mom:* What are you doing there? *Me:*

[@DubberRucks]

This pretty much sums up the entirety of DGR's channel; specialising in dummying his way to the solution. 😆

[@Raziel1984]

Dave: "I never have been so sure in my life" Amanda from the Backround: "Oh, is that so?" ... to bad that did not happen XD

[@colsonrosa4127]

Chris I loved that 2001 Space Odyssey clip!

[@Avandra]

All of Chris's edits/inserts had me rolling. XD

[@loopingbricks899]

2:22 “what have we become..???” Sophisticated. You have become sophisticated lol.

[@wallywalrus2]

18:48 - "This is the one where Frodo uses his bloody hand to latch on to Sam and WIN THE LEVEL!" -- possibly the most inspiring words ever spoken.

[@GabrielusPrime]

No, the most inspiring words are, "When you fall off a horse, you get right back up, and you EAT THAT HORSE! COME EAT THAT HORSE WITH ME!"

[@Merennulli]

Great edit on the "one-shot", Chris!

[@josh1216]

9:32 I don't think I've ever seen a more DGR moment than this one... 😂

[@alisiaale565]

5:40 - 5:46 I couldn't stop laughing!

[@TakeWalker]

Solid work, Chris, keep it up. :D

[@alisiaale565]

@@TakeWalker, yeah, I agree! :-D Keep it up, Chris! Keep it up!!!

[@musiccrow6828]

Daves funny and engaging play style - very good. Chris and his editing choices - priceless!

[@bluntizard4481]

Mario probably would appreciate everyone using bidets...less paper he has to clean outta the pipes.

[@bz3086]

That's no problem because Mario lets microorganisms to do it for him 😄

[@bluntizard4481]

@@bz3086 until he kills all of them as Dr. Mario 😂

[@jdotoz]

Yeah, I'm sure he wants everyone to get rid of that pesky income stream for him.

[@nokural]

DGR is the best. He deserves some kind of reward! :)

[@DubberRucks]

He's certainly the best at whiffing when it counts lol

[@BeugsTheLegend]

Bidet. All day. Every day. You’re missing out if you aren’t team bidet.

[@tnpir4002]

A weenie, you say? There's a Freakazoid episode with Ricardo Montalban guest voicing, and his character reacted to that word about like this: "I am NOT a weenie, YOU are the weenie!!!" What I wouldn't give to see you do an impersonation of that.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Hoo boy, that's a blast from the past! "Laugh with me, laugh with me!!"

[@tnpir4002]

@@SeenAGreatLight I'm amazed someone actually gets the reference!!! Thinking of how long ago that episode aired makes me realize just how old I am..."DON'T say the weenie-word...NO NO NO!!!" #goodtimes #tobeakidagain

[@SeenAGreatLight]

@@tnpir4002 I felt the same way when I saw your comment! Good memories. :)

[@veggiet2009]

"Cuz Kiavik couldn't get past the icicle" inserts 2 dozen icicles..

[@kallmejello5793]

i recognized the beginning then just said it’s probably nothing and then i heard the sleepover story and i remembered i was here for this stream this stream was weeks ago!

[@CreatorofSecks]

10:07, it just occurred to me how well that fits. Good work, Chris!

[@apureo5720]

DGR: "I've never been so sure of anything else in my life" His wife: *thinking back to their wedding* that's hurtful.

[@imagiFantasy]

😏😏

[@ayo0mni825]

Should do a series where the editor puts in clips of one shot Johnson’s and puts in 1 fake one and everyone has to figure out which one was the fake edited one shot Johnson 🤣

[@domination1985]

Did anyone else about died when he died after the guaranteed right at the end

[@Kurachi84]

Chris is a professional, don't expect him to cut out the best parts.

[@im2tweaked]

3-ply quilted Northern or 2 ply Charmin uktra soft

[@lamenwatch1877]

Well... you certainly can't go to the store and buy a bidet for real cheap. On the other hand, I find my best bum-cleanings happen in the shower when I get in straight after taking a dump, so water is preferable if available.

[@TemphinFD]

Bidet probably costs less in the long run then the water bills and the paper bills

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

You can order a bidet attachment for your toilet for $30, and a great one with heated water for around $100. (The extra money is worth it).

[@retronimus]

Honestly I have memorized every single song themes in smm2 because of watching these grand videos.

[@rebel5218]

Dave: "What would you do if I one shot this?" Me: I would check to see if hell had frozen over lol.

[@MyJK86]

Haha! That HAL reference was perfect!

[@rowenagarcia6088]

It is now safe to say that the Best Ending in DGR videos is the last level being finished good! (According to what DGR wants)

[@chrisbean7823]

I want a ten minute complication of the most legendary noises Dave has made.

[@Lebon19]

2:16 2 ply, toilet paper from Costco; y'know Kirkland. Best bang for the buck toilet paper ever.

[@danielcasas9244]

DGR singing all American rejects made my day!!!!

[@alexandermaloney3599]

That friends clip got me good hahaha nice one chris!

[@toastycakes5560]

the phoebe clip killed me lol. props to your editor

[@josebeteta8283]

2:18 Personally, I think bidet is superior. Water cost doesn’t rise too much because it uses the clean water your toilet already accumulates on its own. Single-ply is better to flush than two-ply, obviously, because it will dissolve easier.

[@IsaacComelli]

I almost feel bad for running the pill in Twitch that declared Dave "Super Weenie Hut Jr."...almost.

[@JordanICM]

Bidet is still on my bucket list of things to try.

[@ahmadmohsen480]

finding good cheese just after being called a super weenie hot junior by chat is super amazing, say whatever you wanna say man. but you are a super hero ❤️ btw I know they were just joking around 😅

[@biancag.5282]

This "first" was for my children. We love your videos! Thank you for entertaining us in such a family friendly way. Keep it up! 👍🏼😊 Greetings from France

[@TheOfficialHattyHattington]

I live in Florida. Hi.

[@alisiaale565]

7:31 Is no one gonna talk about how that decoration with the mushroom platform inside the ground was unnecessary and out of place?

[@jonathanclark5624]

I live in Japan and the majority of bathrooms have built in bidets and other features. I assure you that you still need multiple-ply after the car wash

[@janalawinterwing8589]

Not if you use a towel or the built in air dryer.

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

@@janalawinterwing8589 what kind of savage reuses a towel to dry their butt? It’s worth shelling out for a few squares of tp…

[@alisiaale565]

*Other crewmates:* Accuse me in a meeting. *Me:* 7:00

[@jake_1419]

There needs to be a T shirt that has the DGR Guarantee logo on it with the captions "I still believe" on it

[@BestStinkyFarts]

I never imagined you singing my wife and I song Dirty Little Secret by American Rejects. In the beginning it was taboo but we ended up married with 4 kids

[@nibyafternight1983]

27:37 Luigi: "Yes I'm a Wiener" Even Luigi has more self awareness than DGR

[@Fusiondude]

5:43 Awesome edit!

[@intense2020]

In Germany almost everyone I know uses 3-ply toilet paper

[@SeenAGreatLight]

All those saws... the pinpoint platforming... I'm getting painful Hollow Knight flashbacks...

[@alisiaale565]

23:52 Well, there goes One-Shot Johnson...

[@nicksanchez8294]

I got a bidet at the beginning of the pandemic and it is life changing. It is SOOO much better than using TP.

[@JLSXMK8]

22:21 The All-American Rejects - "Dirty Little Secret"

[@st3ff3n87]

A little bit of cheese? Well. That's the smallest sniff of the gouda ever. 😉😋

[@sammiecakie8973]

I hear him say that he stayed up for 28 hours and me just remembering that it’s 2 am

[@casperdewith]

19:54 _Spill it, boy. Have the two of you been getting along all right?_

[@jamesthibodeaux8277]

Bidet, 100%. Life changing, friends.

[@TemphinFD]

Friends?

[@RaccoonThunderMario_Official]

8:47 and this is why the DGR guarantee always fails …man it’s been a while since I said that

[@Imaproshaman7]

Nice. Those Chris edits were funny.

[@mickgorro]

1. 1:52: Curious topic. 2. 1:59: What was that rule? He who waits, dies? 3. 7:41: That timing tho. 4. 19:16: Prof. Oak?

[@kaylarcreates0215]

Chris is savage LOL

[@maxpowers7047]

Hand picked levels cool

[@bbmuteman]

Bidets help cut down the amount of toilet paper. Our household still has two ply, but the bidet's water use is nothing compared to the cost of toilet paper nowadays.

[@Seinteressavem]

Dude... Never saw DGR looking so stoned as on this video! He looks like a clean guy, but today... Hehehehe WTH, dude?!

[@totisbabygirl8477]

I think we all became people of your minions.

[@infinitenub7733]

10/10 thumbnail art

[@LocalMaple]

7:51 Who else wanted that meme to start playing?

[@alisiaale565]

Run!

[@hemarisam]

2:35 Mang WR!

[@88Tyler]

Hello there, Love your channel, something that me and the kids watch and ALWAYS have a good time. I’m not sure if this is known, or perhaps on your channel somewhere and I just haven’t seen it…But, what does ‘DGR’ stand for? It’s something we’ve gone back and forth over quite a period of time, just making up fun guesses trying to make the other person laugh! But for real…It’s something I need to know after the 200th time saying your acronym! Haha Thank you in advance. PS: Keep making these awesome, wholesome videos… Especially in times like these, the world needs more people like you. Tyler.

[@briangadd9824]

Wish I was Dave's editor, sounds like a good gig

[@earlnasty6635]

It's not a dgr Episode without a dgr death we got two dgr deaths in one lol 😆 😂 🤣

[@DemureDave]

I use both two-ply and bidet. All 3 of our bathrooms have a bidet. Who the heck would prefer one-ply?

[@rhibran1165]

hats off to the best person on KZbin: Chris

[@ThotPolice-ij1uh]

In response to your question at the end of the first level. Bidets only. No need for paper lol

[@justinjordan7449]

Nice video I'd have to go 3-ply all the way

[@phosphorus4]

Reminds me of Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 2.0 The briar idea was cool, but in the level it all breaks down…all the things got spiky at different levels, then in the subworld they all switch for no reason…then there's red stuff…… …I like how his hat fell off… HAHA 69YMM………

[@patsfan10187]

The DGR guarantee, 60% of the time it works every time

[@alisiaale565]

"60% of the time it works everytime." That phrase makes no sense. Is it 60% of the time or everytime? It can't be both at once!

[@goldenhog]

awesome levels!

[@joecwhitney21]

Bidet 10000%, have it on all 4 of my toilets and have a travel one as well.

[@markrobinson224]

I actually prefer to use a soapy rag and a sink. I use the tp to dry.

[@XxCrazZyNo0oBxX]

Here in Austria [Europe] you have to be in a REALLY bad shape money wise to even consider 2 sheet toilet paper. We only use 3 or 4 sheet. Bidet is in no ones homes here (in Italy tho there are bidets in literally every apartment.

[@Furetto126]

Bidet is used only when the toilet paper is not enough ;)

[@jdotoz]

Haven't done the old back and forth since a few episodes ago I think.

[@andrewj6611]

Bidet with seat warmer

[@SPYRALQuikFix]

Bidet all the way!

[@YGamer8YT]

I would like to see you MAKE a level in Mario maker 2, dgr!

[@vginsprdsobepr9698]

Has Dave ever streamed a play through of the original Super Mario Bro’s (NES Graphics) as well as the Lost Levels? Mario Maker should include an option to make hammer bro’s as hard as they were originally as well as the Amiibo skins.

[@alisiaale565]

Yeah! They should also include invisible teleporters just like the ones in World 4-4, 7-4 and 8-4 in Super Mario Bros NES!

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

Bidet is the cleanest and overall cheapest option.

[@c31l]

9:32 Heartbreak city.

[@dr.j2492]

6:52 that kid could be me

[@archer_of_azure]

As long as it gets clean

[@oceanbeans8546]

the go to is hands and sink

[@johnstewart225]

If you use single ply your name needs to be on a list

[@randomslomo1875]

Can we get a "Single ply, 2-ply, bidet?" T-shirt?

[@MediocreGames13]

*Fun Fact: Fun facts aren’t fun and usually aren’t even facts, including this one*

[@PorkChopVII]

Fun fact is a great caption to get noticed

[@alisiaale565]

*Fun fact:* Whenever you see a comment that has "Fun fact" in it, it's impossible to not read it full. Your brain just can't ignore it!

[@carlokyburz4803]

I think I've never seen a dgr guarantee was working^^

[@stephenkadle9220]

Wow official dgr guarantee, have not heard that since my old college days

[@sammiecakie8973]

“DIAGON ALLY”

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Longest I’ve ever been awake is 42 hours… I _do not_ recommend it, by the end I would have sold my soul for an opportunity to sleep.

[@TemphinFD]

Let me guess, exams?

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@TemphinFD oh I wish, sadly I flaked outta college due to severe mental health issues. No, this was staying up for an important GP appointment, _and then_ my loser boyfriend (the guy who made me _stop dating guys_ and stick to other girls) dragging me around town and pathetically pleading it was somehow really important for me to be with him rather than in bed when I’d already been up 30 hours. Basically imagine if Milhouse from The Simpsons had a violent temper, a vicious manipulative streak, and a tendency to spin barely believable lies like him being related to celebrities or being really important in certain online communities (the Star Trek fan 3D modelling scene of the mid 2000s and associated Starfleet Command players community being two where he acted to me like he was a big shot… sorry, I mean “an admiral”).

[@DrRockso79]

Bidet all the way. No idea why they took so long to catch on here in the US but I'll never go back to a regular toilet.

[@harris7066]

Never underestimate good soft TP.