10:03 "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." Chris, that was absolutely brilliant. Brilliant, I say! Haven't seen editing like that since you-know-when!
@tnpir40022 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting to see Chris pull out the "trolled!" sign and sound effect when DGR says to edit something out. #classic
@Bobal272 жыл бұрын
Best Edit with Reference, 2021: Chris, the Editor!
@phosphorus42 жыл бұрын
Finally used it!
@siriusdarkblade2 жыл бұрын
I wanna thank Chris for the explanation of what was being discussed at the edit points. Thank you so much as those conversations get really random sometimes!
@DubberRucks2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they make me glad I'm not in chat if that's how random they get lol
@izme10002 жыл бұрын
DGR: "I've never been so sure of anything in my life." Me: "Sorry Amanda"
@gamephreak032 жыл бұрын
that was painful to watch
@sol_in.victus2 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT THE SAME LOL
@ryanramjattan87142 жыл бұрын
Oh no...
@SuperMattMan032 жыл бұрын
I literally thought the exact same thing.
@chanito321chanito62 жыл бұрын
We have the same idea.
@stevenzoeckler77282 жыл бұрын
“Ok I don’t quite know, what I’m doing?” Best quote of the video!
@alisiaale5652 жыл бұрын
*Me:* Does something stupid in front of mom. *Mom:* What are you doing there? *Me:*
@DubberRucks2 жыл бұрын
This pretty much sums up the entirety of DGR's channel; specialising in dummying his way to the solution. 😆
@Raziel19842 жыл бұрын
Dave: "I never have been so sure in my life" Amanda from the Backround: "Oh, is that so?" ... to bad that did not happen XD
@colsonrosa41272 жыл бұрын
Chris I loved that 2001 Space Odyssey clip!
@Avandra2 жыл бұрын
All of Chris's edits/inserts had me rolling. XD
@loopingbricks8992 жыл бұрын
2:22 “what have we become..???” Sophisticated. You have become sophisticated lol.
@wallywalrus22 жыл бұрын
18:48 - "This is the one where Frodo uses his bloody hand to latch on to Sam and WIN THE LEVEL!" -- possibly the most inspiring words ever spoken.
@GabrielusPrime2 жыл бұрын
No, the most inspiring words are, "When you fall off a horse, you get right back up, and you EAT THAT HORSE! COME EAT THAT HORSE WITH ME!"
@Merennulli2 жыл бұрын
Great edit on the "one-shot", Chris!
@josh12162 жыл бұрын
9:32 I don't think I've ever seen a more DGR moment than this one... 😂
@alisiaale5652 жыл бұрын
5:40 - 5:46 I couldn't stop laughing!
@TakeWalker2 жыл бұрын
Solid work, Chris, keep it up. :D
@alisiaale5652 жыл бұрын
@@TakeWalker, yeah, I agree! :-D Keep it up, Chris! Keep it up!!!
@musiccrow68282 жыл бұрын
Daves funny and engaging play style - very good. Chris and his editing choices - priceless!
@bluntizard44812 жыл бұрын
Mario probably would appreciate everyone using bidets...less paper he has to clean outta the pipes.
@bz30862 жыл бұрын
That's no problem because Mario lets microorganisms to do it for him 😄
@bluntizard44812 жыл бұрын
@@bz3086 until he kills all of them as Dr. Mario 😂
@jdotoz2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm sure he wants everyone to get rid of that pesky income stream for him.
@nokural2 жыл бұрын
DGR is the best. He deserves some kind of reward! :)
@DubberRucks2 жыл бұрын
He's certainly the best at whiffing when it counts lol
@BeugsTheLegend2 жыл бұрын
Bidet. All day. Every day. You’re missing out if you aren’t team bidet.
@tnpir40022 жыл бұрын
A weenie, you say? There's a Freakazoid episode with Ricardo Montalban guest voicing, and his character reacted to that word about like this: "I am NOT a weenie, YOU are the weenie!!!" What I wouldn't give to see you do an impersonation of that.
@SeenAGreatLight2 жыл бұрын
Hoo boy, that's a blast from the past! "Laugh with me, laugh with me!!"
@tnpir40022 жыл бұрын
@@SeenAGreatLight I'm amazed someone actually gets the reference!!! Thinking of how long ago that episode aired makes me realize just how old I am..."DON'T say the weenie-word...NO NO NO!!!" #goodtimes #tobeakidagain
@SeenAGreatLight2 жыл бұрын
@@tnpir4002 I felt the same way when I saw your comment! Good memories. :)
@veggiet20092 жыл бұрын
"Cuz Kiavik couldn't get past the icicle" inserts 2 dozen icicles..
@kallmejello57932 жыл бұрын
i recognized the beginning then just said it’s probably nothing and then i heard the sleepover story and i remembered i was here for this stream this stream was weeks ago!
@CreatorofSecks Жыл бұрын
10:07, it just occurred to me how well that fits. Good work, Chris!
@apureo57202 жыл бұрын
DGR: "I've never been so sure of anything else in my life" His wife: *thinking back to their wedding* that's hurtful.
@imagiFantasy2 жыл бұрын
😏😏
@ayo0mni8252 жыл бұрын
Should do a series where the editor puts in clips of one shot Johnson’s and puts in 1 fake one and everyone has to figure out which one was the fake edited one shot Johnson 🤣
@domination19852 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else about died when he died after the guaranteed right at the end
@Kurachi842 жыл бұрын
Chris is a professional, don't expect him to cut out the best parts.
@im2tweaked2 жыл бұрын
3-ply quilted Northern or 2 ply Charmin uktra soft
@lamenwatch18772 жыл бұрын
Well... you certainly can't go to the store and buy a bidet for real cheap. On the other hand, I find my best bum-cleanings happen in the shower when I get in straight after taking a dump, so water is preferable if available.
@TemphinFD2 жыл бұрын
Bidet probably costs less in the long run then the water bills and the paper bills
@conaldeugenepeterson21472 жыл бұрын
You can order a bidet attachment for your toilet for $30, and a great one with heated water for around $100. (The extra money is worth it).
@retronimus2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I have memorized every single song themes in smm2 because of watching these grand videos.
@rebel52182 жыл бұрын
Dave: "What would you do if I one shot this?" Me: I would check to see if hell had frozen over lol.
@MyJK862 жыл бұрын
Haha! That HAL reference was perfect!
@rowenagarcia60882 жыл бұрын
It is now safe to say that the Best Ending in DGR videos is the last level being finished good! (According to what DGR wants)
@chrisbean78232 жыл бұрын
I want a ten minute complication of the most legendary noises Dave has made.
@Lebon192 жыл бұрын
2:16 2 ply, toilet paper from Costco; y'know Kirkland. Best bang for the buck toilet paper ever.
@danielcasas92442 жыл бұрын
DGR singing all American rejects made my day!!!!
@alexandermaloney35992 жыл бұрын
That friends clip got me good hahaha nice one chris!
@toastycakes55602 жыл бұрын
the phoebe clip killed me lol. props to your editor
@josebeteta82832 жыл бұрын
2:18 Personally, I think bidet is superior. Water cost doesn’t rise too much because it uses the clean water your toilet already accumulates on its own. Single-ply is better to flush than two-ply, obviously, because it will dissolve easier.
@IsaacComelli2 жыл бұрын
I almost feel bad for running the pill in Twitch that declared Dave "Super Weenie Hut Jr."...almost.
@JordanICM2 жыл бұрын
Bidet is still on my bucket list of things to try.
@ahmadmohsen4802 жыл бұрын
finding good cheese just after being called a super weenie hot junior by chat is super amazing, say whatever you wanna say man. but you are a super hero ❤️ btw I know they were just joking around 😅
@biancag.52822 жыл бұрын
This "first" was for my children. We love your videos! Thank you for entertaining us in such a family friendly way. Keep it up! 👍🏼😊 Greetings from France
@TheOfficialHattyHattington2 жыл бұрын
I live in Florida. Hi.
@alisiaale5652 жыл бұрын
7:31 Is no one gonna talk about how that decoration with the mushroom platform inside the ground was unnecessary and out of place?
@jonathanclark56242 жыл бұрын
I live in Japan and the majority of bathrooms have built in bidets and other features. I assure you that you still need multiple-ply after the car wash
@janalawinterwing85892 жыл бұрын
Not if you use a towel or the built in air dryer.
@conaldeugenepeterson21472 жыл бұрын
@@janalawinterwing8589 what kind of savage reuses a towel to dry their butt? It’s worth shelling out for a few squares of tp…
@alisiaale5652 жыл бұрын
*Other crewmates:* Accuse me in a meeting. *Me:* 7:00
@jake_14192 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a T shirt that has the DGR Guarantee logo on it with the captions "I still believe" on it
@BestStinkyFarts2 жыл бұрын
I never imagined you singing my wife and I song Dirty Little Secret by American Rejects. In the beginning it was taboo but we ended up married with 4 kids
@nibyafternight19832 жыл бұрын
27:37 Luigi: "Yes I'm a Wiener" Even Luigi has more self awareness than DGR
@Fusiondude2 жыл бұрын
5:43 Awesome edit!
@intense20202 жыл бұрын
In Germany almost everyone I know uses 3-ply toilet paper
@SeenAGreatLight2 жыл бұрын
All those saws... the pinpoint platforming... I'm getting painful Hollow Knight flashbacks...
@alisiaale5652 жыл бұрын
23:52 Well, there goes One-Shot Johnson...
@nicksanchez82942 жыл бұрын
I got a bidet at the beginning of the pandemic and it is life changing. It is SOOO much better than using TP.
@JLSXMK82 жыл бұрын
22:21 The All-American Rejects - "Dirty Little Secret"
@st3ff3n872 жыл бұрын
A little bit of cheese? Well. That's the smallest sniff of the gouda ever. 😉😋
@sammiecakie89732 жыл бұрын
I hear him say that he stayed up for 28 hours and me just remembering that it’s 2 am
@casperdewith2 жыл бұрын
19:54 _Spill it, boy. Have the two of you been getting along all right?_
@jamesthibodeaux82772 жыл бұрын
Bidet, 100%. Life changing, friends.
@TemphinFD2 жыл бұрын
Friends?
@RaccoonThunderMario_Official2 жыл бұрын
8:47 and this is why the DGR guarantee always fails …man it’s been a while since I said that
@Imaproshaman72 жыл бұрын
Nice. Those Chris edits were funny.
@mickgorro2 жыл бұрын
1. 1:52: Curious topic. 2. 1:59: What was that rule? He who waits, dies? 3. 7:41: That timing tho. 4. 19:16: Prof. Oak?
@kaylarcreates02152 жыл бұрын
Chris is savage LOL
@maxpowers70472 жыл бұрын
Hand picked levels cool
@bbmuteman2 жыл бұрын
Bidets help cut down the amount of toilet paper. Our household still has two ply, but the bidet's water use is nothing compared to the cost of toilet paper nowadays.
@Seinteressavem2 жыл бұрын
Dude... Never saw DGR looking so stoned as on this video! He looks like a clean guy, but today... Hehehehe WTH, dude?!
@totisbabygirl84772 жыл бұрын
I think we all became people of your minions.
@infinitenub77332 жыл бұрын
10/10 thumbnail art
@LocalMaple2 жыл бұрын
7:51 Who else wanted that meme to start playing?
@alisiaale5652 жыл бұрын
Run!
@hemarisam2 жыл бұрын
2:35 Mang WR!
@88Tyler2 жыл бұрын
Hello there, Love your channel, something that me and the kids watch and ALWAYS have a good time. I’m not sure if this is known, or perhaps on your channel somewhere and I just haven’t seen it…But, what does ‘DGR’ stand for? It’s something we’ve gone back and forth over quite a period of time, just making up fun guesses trying to make the other person laugh! But for real…It’s something I need to know after the 200th time saying your acronym! Haha Thank you in advance. PS: Keep making these awesome, wholesome videos… Especially in times like these, the world needs more people like you. Tyler.
@briangadd98242 жыл бұрын
Wish I was Dave's editor, sounds like a good gig
@earlnasty66352 жыл бұрын
It's not a dgr Episode without a dgr death we got two dgr deaths in one lol 😆 😂 🤣
@DemureDave Жыл бұрын
I use both two-ply and bidet. All 3 of our bathrooms have a bidet. Who the heck would prefer one-ply?
@rhibran11652 жыл бұрын
hats off to the best person on KZbin: Chris
@ThotPolice-ij1uh2 жыл бұрын
In response to your question at the end of the first level. Bidets only. No need for paper lol
@justinjordan74492 жыл бұрын
Nice video I'd have to go 3-ply all the way
@phosphorus42 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 2.0 The briar idea was cool, but in the level it all breaks down…all the things got spiky at different levels, then in the subworld they all switch for no reason…then there's red stuff…… …I like how his hat fell off… HAHA 69YMM………
@patsfan101872 жыл бұрын
The DGR guarantee, 60% of the time it works every time
@alisiaale5652 жыл бұрын
"60% of the time it works everytime." That phrase makes no sense. Is it 60% of the time or everytime? It can't be both at once!
@goldenhog2 жыл бұрын
awesome levels!
@joecwhitney212 жыл бұрын
Bidet 10000%, have it on all 4 of my toilets and have a travel one as well.
@markrobinson2242 жыл бұрын
I actually prefer to use a soapy rag and a sink. I use the tp to dry.
@XxCrazZyNo0oBxX2 жыл бұрын
Here in Austria [Europe] you have to be in a REALLY bad shape money wise to even consider 2 sheet toilet paper. We only use 3 or 4 sheet. Bidet is in no ones homes here (in Italy tho there are bidets in literally every apartment.
@Furetto1262 жыл бұрын
Bidet is used only when the toilet paper is not enough ;)
@jdotoz2 жыл бұрын
Haven't done the old back and forth since a few episodes ago I think.
@andrewj66112 жыл бұрын
Bidet with seat warmer
@SPYRALQuikFix2 жыл бұрын
Bidet all the way!
@YGamer8YT2 жыл бұрын
I would like to see you MAKE a level in Mario maker 2, dgr!
@vginsprdsobepr96982 жыл бұрын
Has Dave ever streamed a play through of the original Super Mario Bro’s (NES Graphics) as well as the Lost Levels? Mario Maker should include an option to make hammer bro’s as hard as they were originally as well as the Amiibo skins.
@alisiaale5652 жыл бұрын
Yeah! They should also include invisible teleporters just like the ones in World 4-4, 7-4 and 8-4 in Super Mario Bros NES!
@conaldeugenepeterson21472 жыл бұрын
Bidet is the cleanest and overall cheapest option.
@c31l2 жыл бұрын
9:32 Heartbreak city.
@dr.j2492 Жыл бұрын
6:52 that kid could be me
@archer_of_azure2 жыл бұрын
As long as it gets clean
@oceanbeans85462 жыл бұрын
the go to is hands and sink
@johnstewart2252 жыл бұрын
If you use single ply your name needs to be on a list
@randomslomo18752 жыл бұрын
Can we get a "Single ply, 2-ply, bidet?" T-shirt?
@MediocreGames132 жыл бұрын
*Fun Fact: Fun facts aren’t fun and usually aren’t even facts, including this one*
@PorkChopVII2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact is a great caption to get noticed
@alisiaale5652 жыл бұрын
*Fun fact:* Whenever you see a comment that has "Fun fact" in it, it's impossible to not read it full. Your brain just can't ignore it!
@carlokyburz48032 жыл бұрын
I think I've never seen a dgr guarantee was working^^
@stephenkadle92202 жыл бұрын
Wow official dgr guarantee, have not heard that since my old college days
@sammiecakie89732 жыл бұрын
“DIAGON ALLY”
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated2 жыл бұрын
Longest I’ve ever been awake is 42 hours… I _do not_ recommend it, by the end I would have sold my soul for an opportunity to sleep.
@TemphinFD2 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, exams?
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated2 жыл бұрын
@@TemphinFD oh I wish, sadly I flaked outta college due to severe mental health issues. No, this was staying up for an important GP appointment, _and then_ my loser boyfriend (the guy who made me _stop dating guys_ and stick to other girls) dragging me around town and pathetically pleading it was somehow really important for me to be with him rather than in bed when I’d already been up 30 hours. Basically imagine if Milhouse from The Simpsons had a violent temper, a vicious manipulative streak, and a tendency to spin barely believable lies like him being related to celebrities or being really important in certain online communities (the Star Trek fan 3D modelling scene of the mid 2000s and associated Starfleet Command players community being two where he acted to me like he was a big shot… sorry, I mean “an admiral”).
@DrRockso792 жыл бұрын
Bidet all the way. No idea why they took so long to catch on here in the US but I'll never go back to a regular toilet.