Handsome Jack Pisses On The Moon - ( TFTBL ANIMATIC )

That's just what happens when you piss off the AI in control of the entire space station.
In honor of borderlands 3 coming out soon and my love for this game I had to.
This was like 2 straight days of work and I regret it. But I wanted this to exist so badly. You can tell where I got lazy.
( Absolutely Hilarious ) Audio from Snapcube's Fandub of Sonic Adventures 2: • Sonic Adventure 2 (Dar...
Characters are from Borderlands!!

[@afreakazoid4813]

the entire sa2 fandub except it's just tftbl "i miss my wife, loaderbot. i miss her a lot."

[@melware1372]

"You see this Planet Angel? I wanna piss on it."

[@mptran217]

“Loaderbot count how many grains of sand there are”

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@@melware1372 "I wanna piss on sanctuary, angel"

[@authorhazel1554]

“HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ROLAND?! I PISSED ON THE FUCKING MOON YOU IDIOT.”

[@biraptor6205]

"There goes Helios, there there goes Helios, there goes Helios yeaaaaaah"

[@ittapupu7719]

This is canon, actually.

[@TubbyFatfrick]

I honestly wouldn't doubt that.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Its got the humor and seriousness to be canon

[@Optimistical]

I thought it was cannon. Glad I’m not the only one.

[@korhol2065]

You’re right That is a canon

[@hahachannelgo8743]

Sir Kibble it would probably be a secret ending on your second play through

[@MaxAtt4ck]

Tales From The Borderlands: Episode 5: The Vault Of The Traveler *Alternate Ending*

[@alldayrose1421]

What do you mean this didn’t happen?

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@@alldayrose1421 yeah, I remember Jack threatening to piss on Pandora, then Rhys ripping out his cybernetics to stop him. After crashing the base.

[@itsaperfectionist4158]

...Definitely something he'd do. 100% in character.

[@stormblazeeyeofthestorm6638]

When Jack got punched in the face by Lilith then he made a special announcement to the crimson raiders

[@jodah_eternal]

I never heard the original video so two balls and a bong has me weak

[@gg-hr4jp]

Jnasty I feel I was mid hit 😂

[@hahachannelgo8743]

It’s from rtfd

[@megansheldon8196]

The *WHOLE* thing made me wheeze and I couldn't sit up straight XD

[@megalostylo2043]

That’s why you don’t take hits from his two balls and a bong XD

[@nellewoodruff6337]

Ikr. Especially how everything goes quiet for a couple seconds after

[@Ghostcandycorn]

Can we talk about the art?? It looks so nice,,and Jack looks so good in this style.

[@lyrahtu9311]

I've come here to shamefully admit that I watch this video at least once a day and it gets me every time You, my friend, have done god's work

[@kaliyanelson6106]

Ikr?!?

[@spiderpaws7750]

AGREED LMAO

[@anajohnson3188]

...we need to get handsome jack's voice actor in on this. edit: I think this is my most liked comment ever lol

[@jackplays1311]

Dameon Clarke kicks down the door DID SOMEONE CALL ME

[@codexenon1996]

Handsome Jack: How do you like that Roland! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

[@ericblake793]

The most insane and ironic thing about this is that Handsome Jack IS in fact crazy enough to lazer-piss the moon and tweet about it. XD

[@ramseyjohnston1942]

Knowing Handsome Jack, he would probably say this.

[@Mathee]

Okay, I was just looking through vids, thinking to myself "Oh it would be funny if someone took the Eggman Pisses on the Moon vid, and made a tftbl parody out of it with Handsome Jack as Eggman" and then I find this masterpiece???

[@ThePseudonoob]

This: Zarpedon: Am I a joke to you?

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

lol

[@damienmoses124]

🤣

[@hahachannelgo8743]

Zarpadon is dead at that point it from tftbl and so jack is dead and zarpadon died before jack so yeah

[@Mary97574]

made me laugh

[@ranchdressing]

Me: Yes. Because your name is Zarpedon.

[@rebeccawilke6902]

This is how this part went in the game tbh.

[@SolheartPhoenix]

Pandora has two moons? What? XD

[@arialbinochu3516]

maybe

[@Chaos_Vulpix]

It used to

[@Kortegard0341]

There WERE three, until Jack used his laser piss

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

I actually wouldn’t be surprised that pandora has two moon or got another spontaneously

[@salemmm_6409]

The people laughing are the ghosts of the characters who died, dissapeared, or show up in Borderlands 3

[@crucifixonme]

okay, *this is epic*

[@whatdoyoudowithadrunkensai4251]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TASSITER? IM PISSING ON THE MOON

[@jessical3031]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. THE ART IS SO GOOD

[@puppydragon4862]

Sombra your in the wrong game-

[@crimpinpimpin8890]

This ain't just canon, it's also apart of the lore!

[@TRAVISHOWRYMUSIC]

Isn't that the same thing?

[@MaskOfLimbo]

Alternative tittle: Handsome Jack doesn't take too well Rhys's rejection.

[@twilight3272]

I just love the reactions of every single poor onlooker to Jack’s meltdown

[@RycoreXIII]

Okay honestly this is really in character...

[@pertkhan]

Handsome Jack in the Pre-Sequal, *Saves Elpis from being destroyed* Also Handsome Jack years later: *I'M PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOTS*

[@mattvirginia8501]

I love how horrified Rhys looks.

[@thething2723]

He rolled his r on "droplets" and that sent my sides to venus

[@thestreamingone8885]

Not just the R. Every single letter.

[@TheTerounek]

This is the most amazing thing I have seen the whole day I love every single thing about it can’t stop rewatching I don’t understand how I could ever exist without seeing this thank you

[@watermeloon314]

Who let him near the spiked pretzels?

[@smallmanjeff1708]

I f*cking wheezed when it was at "This Big" it gets me every time

[@approximatelyme3260]

This right here. This is the peak. We've peaked here, and I *love it.* Please, please keep being awesome. I almost died when the dude in the chair just panicked and said "Shit. Shit. SHIT." Note that I haven't had even an *opportunity* to play Borderlands and its extras, so I've got no idea who chair-guy is... Still! Love it!

[@lucegibbs6044]

I was laughing so hard I couldn't find the like button for a hot second

[@stitchsixtwosix]

This art is phenomenal! Awesome expressions

[@Ermmm0_0]

I've never laughed this hard at an animation before....

[@theentityknownonlyaschad1584]

Why do I feel like this is an alternative line that was genuinely considered when making episode 5

[@bug8992]

I have watched this like four times already and I don't think I'm gonna stop anytime soon.

[@trashrabbit69]

This would fit very well into Rhys's arc now. RIP Lazy River Land.

[@LanceyLotZ]

So I came back here after getting Borderlands and now I can HAPPILY confirm I now know almost all these characters

[@Giant_SewerRat]

This isn't the first time. Shortly after the first vault opened, Jack pissed on Pandora with such force that a massive crack opened, revealing the Eridium inside.

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

0:35 looks like Rhys is getting blown off if you know what I’m saying

[@damienmoses124]

😂

[@blueaine]

Jack has just pissed on Pandora’s moon.

[@viroszelmire1391]

I can imagine jack 100% doing this in a side mission or something

[@allimwearingiswalesbonner]

as a handsome jack roleplayer, i’m so thankful I found this...........

[@nomercymegalo4838]

What

[@Fixati0ngaze]

I just cried laughing This is so fucking in character.

[@kyedisney4494]

Should of had the “piss” do a U turn into Helios since it’s basically on top of the moon

[@ReaperOfficalYT]

This is when the aftermath Handsome Jack's Daughter Angel gets murdered by the Vault Hunter lol 😆

[@gingersnap3213]

please,, please make more of these,, I’ll give u money 💰

[@chaoz7370]

This IS something Jack would do if KZbin or the Internet was a thing in the universe

[@keklord3021]

*Im pIsSinG oN tHe mOoN*

[@ashforest_plays]

I just stumbled across this. Holy shit this is amazing.

[@drmowinckel]

i’ve been waiting for this for MONTHS and now it’s finally happened

[@tommynanto5498]

I’m back for more. Gotta check in on this vid every once in a while. Pure gold, love Alfred

[@jesterjill127]

I have no idea what’s being animated, but I DIED at “he said it was ‘this big’ 👌🏼” Thanks KZbin algorithm

[@clvrblzzrd8333]

i’m gonna phaselock the moon

[@a.i.rartist8950]

*"the Piss Drrrrrropletts"* 💀💀💀💀

[@ghastlyghifin4029]

Handsome Jack re-materializes the Eye of Helios from pure force of will

[@KameradeKitten]

How am I just now seeing this masterpiece?

[@beeb.w.6389]

Super. Lazer. Piss. I'm so dead from laughing i swear to god I'm die of lack of oxygen soon

[@Minacxous]

coming back to this video to say, at the end of borderlands 3, handsome jack pisses on the moon.

[@hellixn777]

I think I can safely say I consider this canon.

[@tylershelton9334]

The lost echo recorder message

[@valmid5069]

*WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE*

[@lilypad.7485]

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY FINISHED THIS GAME AGAIN A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY,!!!!!

[@queenofsilence1192]

Omg this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while. I died laughing xD

[@singulariteas]

THIS IS SO GOOD IM FUCKING CRYING

[@rhys9493]

Yeah, that's pretty accurate.

[@artotoroderp9350]

This is....blessed in another level

[@icecold9887]

This makes me laugh more than any other video on KZbin no matter how many times I watch it

[@demon_doodles7053]

Why is this so accurate 😂😂😂

[@demon_doodles7053]

Ew I made this comment 2 years ago

[@Lina-py5wm]

Don't ever apologize for this it's perfect

[@morganpriest7726]

Jack pissing on the moon is very in character imo

[@ACENDANT-]

OH DEAR JESUS HES LOST IT

[@off_to_see_the_wizard_776]

I come back and watch this video whenever I’m feelin a little down because every single time I watch it I laugh until my lungs hurt. Wonderful job, beautiful animatic, perfectly in character 👌

[@urdadsjuicyazz5546]

I fucking love all of Rhys' expressions

[@thecastanova]

Oldie but a goodie 😔🤙🏻 ily for making this😭❤️

[@robertog0012]

Borderlands

[@beeb.w.6389]

This is the single most beautiful thing I've ever seen and i love it

[@zayne______80]

I know nothing about borderlands, but im gonna play it now cause of this fucking animatic

[@mythicaltwinkie8216]

this would honestly believe that Jack would do this.

[@tada4945]

This is an amazing video. And I thank you for introducing to Snapcube. Such a unique channel. Xx

[@PeachSunndaetheLlama]

I love the fact that all the characters take this 100% seriously and there is just disembodied cackling- I love that- This is also just- canon- I- I love this-

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Yes.

[@cheapramen-8746]

*this is so beautiful I'm in tears rn-*

[@Luna-Taxers]

0:15 GOT 'EM

[@Echothenephilim]

I have been watching this since 6 in the morning and I’m already dead 😂😂😂😂

[@susie_gaming9699]

Pissing on the moon= Pre-Sequel

[@JulianGem]

This seems like something he would do

[@gamertwo6263]

Really putting the piss in Elpis

[@ГотаБГ]

Wait... Does it mean, that Zarpedon in TPS captured Helios only for *PISSING ON THE MOON!?*

[@Templog.]

The art in this is so fantastic but the audio.... Is gold

[@baphoguts]

I kept saying to a buddy of mine 'yo the snapcube dub with eggman but- its jack and tassiter' AND HE FUCKING MESSAGES ME SAYING YO HOLY SHIT SOMEONE DID IT WITH JACK SO LIKE, THANK YOU YOU LEGEND FOR DOING IT SO I DIDNT HAVE TOO ADJKLHADSG (ik u didnt use tassiter but its still some good shit)

[@toastlikes2draw357]

I KNOW THE LYRICS TO THIS BY HEART

[@StormadowTheHedgehog]

*You fool. I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!*

[@longoria9027]

I've watched this too much and each time I still fall on the floor crying from laughter. I love it so much, lmao

[@justdaisy9291]

can't stop rewatching 🤣

[@dummy9060]

That “you idiot!” was so uncanny

[@Jkl66710]

My god I want this played on repeat until I die

[@tomissuspiciousdisgusting7367]

Wait did jack just piss on the great vault?

[@rckyalx5427]

That explains why Elpis is the way it is

[@necroticdemonart]

I nearly fainted while laughing at this,this made my day