"If you weren't my son, I'd hug you" is the perfect encapsulation of Hank Hill's parenting ethos.
@YokaiX4 ай бұрын
He isn’t as harsh as his own father, Cotton Hill, is a definitive trait too
@edgarbanuelos6472Ай бұрын
He's old fashioned, but he has heart.
@MLGHazrad Жыл бұрын
I love that Hank Hill is ready to throw hands almost against anyone.
@Charalspirals2 Жыл бұрын
Every bar I've seen has at least 3 or more hanks types at almost anytime ..... I love seeing them go cherry face😅
@Richard_0S7 ай бұрын
I love that too, except for the hypocrisy of a boy having sex, while a daughter is not allowed to do so. I think most people understand it nowadays.
@E-09216 ай бұрын
@@Richard_0SI’m almost certain Hank points out that hypocrisy to Bobby in that episode. Something along the lines of “we got the long stick on that one, don’t knock it” of if I remember correctly.
@ernie84016 ай бұрын
All bark no bite
@OAKFORTRESS6 ай бұрын
Including the cash register at the video store
@artydomi2466 Жыл бұрын
"That's a clean burning hell I'll tell you what" *LAUGHS EVILLY IN PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES*
@barkthespark60768 ай бұрын
*lmfao*
@_thehashslingingslasher Жыл бұрын
Hank is such an iconic character
@ohio722133 ай бұрын
Thank you Mike Judge
@callummoore69625 ай бұрын
"An F in English? Bobby, you speak English."
@Fry092945 ай бұрын
this is what I've always said
@cjtquk5 ай бұрын
I laughed at that clip the most.
@ohio722133 ай бұрын
I remember before I started school i saw my sister's report card and told my mom she got an F in sex. I had no clue what sex was but I knew an F was bad.
@TheYellowSignal2 ай бұрын
They make the same joke in the Vat of Acid episode of Rick and Morty. Funny how this joke keeps going.
@CLxJames Жыл бұрын
You cut off the best part of the first scene: Bobby asks why it’s ok for boys to have lots of sex and not girls. Hank tells him that “we got the long end of the stick on that one, don’t knock it”
@Whammytap6 ай бұрын
"Bobby, it's called a double standard, and it's one of the few times we get the long end of the stick."
@Queso15264 ай бұрын
@@WhammytapFACTS
@Queso15264 ай бұрын
@@Whammytapso we gonna keep this one 😭
@friskecrisps8038 Жыл бұрын
“Forget number 6. You’re now serving nonsense.”
@piccolo41275 ай бұрын
BARS!
@Mankey619 Жыл бұрын
Hank Hill is the image of a simple man. Living in a simple house and a almost simple family and friends.
@大謙Hero Жыл бұрын
"Get out of my House... Exodus"
@timburr44536 ай бұрын
Bill with the softest insult against his lawn and immediately the spatula is on the ground and he's ready to fight. He can identify the sound of his friends mower 3 seconds after coming out of a deep sleep at 5am. great American
@Inthatgoodway Жыл бұрын
Tylenol? I can’t be all hopped up on goofballs. I work with propane!
@sloshed-rat8 ай бұрын
"... Alabaster might be a little guy, but he'll mess you up!" "No offense, but he's from Oklahoma."
@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty4 ай бұрын
UNDERRATED LMAO 😂
@attackonmars51983 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Glueeater26 Жыл бұрын
This is my absolute favourite show, I love to see it recognized
@YOUR_NARRATOR9755 ай бұрын
"we laotion" "What ocean?" Is my favorite scene
@emperorpalpatine1469Ай бұрын
So... uh, Chinese or Japanese?
@human_beang21 күн бұрын
Howdy howdy howdy
@user-em6ie2be7x Жыл бұрын
Hank Hill is one of The Best Dad's in Cartoons.
@RoachDoggJr265 ай бұрын
he’s better than most, but he does a lot things that are genuinely selfish. like bullying bobby over soccer the whole episode until he switched to football. bobby was treated better and had more fun in soccer, but switched basically cause he didn’t wanna disappoint his dad and thats not fair.
@RoachDoggJr265 ай бұрын
the reason I wouldn’t say it’s a problem is cause he’s supposed to be an accurate representation and i’d say it’s more a refusal on mike judges part to break character.
@curtlawson78824 ай бұрын
Yeah well soccer sucks 🤷♂️
@sillent01 Жыл бұрын
Best show ever 10/10. Especially on a Saturday
@vincent212128 ай бұрын
"I'm gonna sell propane and propane accessories... if my grades are good enough"
@BasedChad16 ай бұрын
*"You say something about my lawn Dottrieve?"*
@SofosProject4 ай бұрын
It's spelled Dauterive. Yeah I know, weird name.
@francoalmiron5107 Жыл бұрын
Man, Hank Hill is someone you don't want to mess with.
@ohio722133 ай бұрын
If I pissed off a guy and he said something like Hank would say I'd honestly feel bad. Feel bad as in if I disappointed my grandparents.
@jackinthebox19934 ай бұрын
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking." Such an underrated insult from Hank Hill 😅
@mikegillettify6 ай бұрын
1:31 he ran a red! You cant do that!
@SomeBuddy32_ Жыл бұрын
The only woman I’m pimping is sweet lady propane.
@TheBlakus420 Жыл бұрын
And I'm tricking her all over town
@PARTYARTIE924 ай бұрын
Dale casually flipping the fire helmet visor down to block a hot pie always gets me
@ohio722133 ай бұрын
Hank is so up tight about the smallest things and it never fails to make me laugh. When i was a kid id watch this the few times my parents would and i never thought it was funny. A couple years ago around 20 or 21 i saw it was on hulu and decided to give it a watch. Glad i did and was amazed at how i went from a kid not understanding or liking it to loving it as an adult.
@Hercules6746 ай бұрын
“You’re the Boss, the heart is your Employee” iconic
@sleepybean96685 ай бұрын
“So are you Chinese or Japanese?” *gets thorough explanation of Laos background* “So are you Chinese or Japanese?”
@LaoSoftware2 ай бұрын
My favorite episode. It's adorable.
@nicholasfarrell598126 күн бұрын
And then Cotton takes one look at him and can immediately tell he's Laotian.
@alvatrous Жыл бұрын
This show was super hit or miss for me but this hits are up there with any tv comedy. The trucking episode, the shaman bird episode, the fire fighter episode. Legendary
@mushi9766 Жыл бұрын
Bruh rarely does KoTH miss
@RW77777777 Жыл бұрын
Wematanye was a good episode; but those other 2 are legendary I believe every season was strong; and has no significant dip in quality
@christopherharvАй бұрын
@@mushi9766I’ve been rewatching the entire series start to finish and am on season 10, the only “miss” was an episode where the gang all plays baseball against this goofy TV pitcher. The ending got better tho.
@pseudohippie55 Жыл бұрын
Marrying one if his hos. One of the biggest mistakes a pimp could make
@INKY_6275 ай бұрын
“6 AM and already the boy ain't right”
@Mr.PoliticallyIncorrect Жыл бұрын
"Get out of my house! Exodus!"
@andieallison6792 Жыл бұрын
"You're not makin' Christianity better, you're makin' rock and roll WORSE"
@johnnyhall4335 Жыл бұрын
1:12 Hank's worst nightmare.
@Asher_Tye Жыл бұрын
"Cooking? You mean like grilling, Dad?"
@hankhell566318 күн бұрын
Hanks “what” at the beginning is the most dad response ever. “I’m annoyed, but I’m listening because I love you” 😂 😊
@PeachWookiee6 ай бұрын
“Hill-o-ween” is one of my favorite episodes.
@firewizzard865 ай бұрын
"Dog Dale afternoon" is a good one too.
@Not-an-Alien Жыл бұрын
Wheres the "there better be a naked cheerleader under your bed"
@ozziedylan9903 Жыл бұрын
Hank Hill is A Pop Culture icon King of the Hill is amazing
@Mach5Johnny Жыл бұрын
Dang It Bobby!
@alexgeorge501 Жыл бұрын
3:04 My favorite bit
@TheBehm086 ай бұрын
“[the pimp] ran a red! You can do that!” 😂
@wiredpenq3828 Жыл бұрын
ive seen every episode of king of the hill hank hill has that dawg in him
@TheVegasRugger4 ай бұрын
"Get out of my house - Exodus." lol gets me everytime.
@bobbygump8142 Жыл бұрын
This video describes Hank perfectly
@Noahmediacorner4 ай бұрын
7:01 that iconic line never gets old and it’s my favorite episode
@Delightfully_Witchy Жыл бұрын
4:20 "Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd love you.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock88126 ай бұрын
He said hug you not love you.
@Anamonator Жыл бұрын
“So are you Chinese or Japanese?” -*Hank Hill*
@donaldcalhoun36656 ай бұрын
I live in California last 20 year, first came from Laos
@Anamonator6 ай бұрын
@@donaldcalhoun3665 so are you Chinese or Japanese
@woofawoof76166 ай бұрын
@@AnamonatorI'm *Laotian*
@cryguy54266 ай бұрын
@@woofawoof7616the ocean?
@woofawoof76166 ай бұрын
@@cryguy5426 no dummy, *LAOTIAN*!
@Thatoneguy0007Ай бұрын
“Get out of my house” -Exodus
@YounGQuanYT Жыл бұрын
I’m wondering if they’re posting more clips to get us hype before they announce the reboot 🙌🏽
@YounGQuanYT Жыл бұрын
A guy can dream
@jathbr4113 Жыл бұрын
Dale’s voice actor passed away, so unlikely. And Luanne’s… And Lucky’s…
@YounGQuanYT Жыл бұрын
@@jathbr4113 I know I still can’t believe it especially losing dale so recently but I heard that if they did reboot it they’d probably do a time skip and I feel like that’s probably the only way to keep the series going where instead of hank now we are following a young adult Bobby or something.
@abegarfield7030 Жыл бұрын
@@YounGQuanYT An adult Bobby would be interesting but an elderly Hank would be great.
@jwr2904 Жыл бұрын
@@jathbr4113 it was already announced, with a ten year time jump. Unfortunately Johnny Hardwick passed before recording any lines though, so we'll have to wait and see what they do. I figure they would have Luanne and Lucky move away from Arlen, but it won't be the same without Dale. Funny enough, Dale was modeled after Robert Patrick who played the T-1000 in Terminator 2 and he was almost the voice actor for Dale.
@GAME_enthusiast_4_life Жыл бұрын
preventing kids from saying first
@Orangebearrd Жыл бұрын
Too late :(
@ThatsJustRich Жыл бұрын
Second
@nippleflik Жыл бұрын
First
@henrythebananaboy Жыл бұрын
@@ThatsJustRichhello
@Axolplayzrandom Жыл бұрын
“This Bobby, is the belt line. You never ever hit below that.”
@chiefkeef743 ай бұрын
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
@alphawolf798 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear Hank talk all that goes through my mind "blah blah propane, blah blah boy ain't right"
@badger45798 ай бұрын
The best steak I have ever eaten. Peggy, I think we need to say grace again. 😂
@StevieObieYT Жыл бұрын
"So are ya Chinese or Japanese?" 😑
@TheBOG3 Жыл бұрын
Laotian
@JamesDaniel-xw4sm Жыл бұрын
@@TheBOG3The ocean?
@joscar062 Жыл бұрын
@@JamesDaniel-xw4sm What ocean?
@TheBOG3 Жыл бұрын
@@joscar062 The ocean kind of rhymes with Laotian.
@timkumpost60362 ай бұрын
Love the way he explains "that time of the month" to Bobby.
@river9548 Жыл бұрын
You know what’s not cool, Bobby ?
@JadenGGvam Жыл бұрын
Hell.
@karm42yn Жыл бұрын
@@JadenGGvam And being ill prepared.
@ArthurB2610 ай бұрын
@@JadenGGvam "Maybe that's a place you might be.. inclined.. to visit towards!"
@SonicAndSimsFan Жыл бұрын
Does anyone didn’t know that those episodes are played in order are tad sped up a notch?!
@BlackHei7112 ай бұрын
It left out the best part of the joke. HANK: What and what accesories do I sell for a living? TED: Tractors? DALE: ...To be fair, you used to sell tractors. HANK: Yeah, but Ted didn't know that.
@sjcobra84 Жыл бұрын
As a kid, I didn't really get this show. As a man, this rocks. 😂
@Kohlmam21 күн бұрын
Do you think my feet are too big? Naw There’s just more of you to love.
@Kohlmam21 күн бұрын
So sweet
@lifewalkerusa13626 күн бұрын
I cant believe im 31 and im about to watch my first king of the hill episode.
@thecunninlynguist Жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what...yep.
@gypsyauh2o2 ай бұрын
Hank Hill would absolutely hate 2024 - the Twig Boys run the earth!
@maleexile9053Ай бұрын
And worse bugmen
@Noahmediacorner4 ай бұрын
8:30 I love how he says get out of my house which that scene is funny
@jacksrccars347 Жыл бұрын
I'm so high I can speak Swahili
@CaptainEyebrowz2 ай бұрын
That season 1 animation is magnificent when hank starts spazzing out 🤣🔥