Hannibal Buress - Gangsters Ask Questions

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5 жыл бұрын

#HannibalBuress on racist porn comments, having too much pickle juice, and his problem with #LilWayne .
Hannibal Buress stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2010.
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@satan1189
@satan1189 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like hannibal doesnt even write any jokes he just walks on stage and starts talking
@amalyahelizabeth5470
@amalyahelizabeth5470 4 жыл бұрын
then he flicks pickle juice on the audience
@matt-gi4wu
@matt-gi4wu 4 жыл бұрын
amalyah elizabeth are you a girl
@elwantedmuerto8855
@elwantedmuerto8855 4 жыл бұрын
bitches be shopping
@bpraise517
@bpraise517 4 жыл бұрын
I feels he just walks on stage and is FUNNY, period.
@hazardmilk7259
@hazardmilk7259 4 жыл бұрын
Chubby random ass question, scarface.
@brandonortiz2941
@brandonortiz2941 4 жыл бұрын
hannibal looks like a substitute teacher coming in on a friday
@jonathanl9069
@jonathanl9069 3 жыл бұрын
He actually played one in spiderman homecoming
@Vitobaretta
@Vitobaretta 3 жыл бұрын
It's the background
@m00n84
@m00n84 3 жыл бұрын
My mind: *today going to be fun*
@tufanbalaban500
@tufanbalaban500 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vitobaretta v Pop bbbbbovpopviv Pop jjjjjjojojojjjojjjjijiijjoojjjuupup
@donny8895
@donny8895 3 жыл бұрын
That be chill asf 😂
@BRILL-vb1jy
@BRILL-vb1jy 4 жыл бұрын
The "apple juice hater" bit is one of the funniest of all time. "I was so caught up in the euphoria of having all that apple juice, that for a minute I lived in this world where racism didn't exist." That shit is genius.
@blakdayy
@blakdayy 3 жыл бұрын
Man that had me gone for a solid 15 seconds😂
@isamoila1
@isamoila1 3 жыл бұрын
it s a joke stolen from pablo francisco
@shrimpcactus5978
@shrimpcactus5978 3 жыл бұрын
The likes of this comment are perfect
@BRILL-vb1jy
@BRILL-vb1jy 3 жыл бұрын
​@@shrimpcactus5978 Shit. You're right. I won't be accepting any more likes on this comment from here on out so if there's anyone who came to like this comment don't even think about it.
@Ooffoop
@Ooffoop 3 жыл бұрын
ttaask mi you just show up say this and not prove it
@johhatomii3560
@johhatomii3560 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey cuz pass the potato salad." "I really enjoy being a crip, the comradery is my favorite part." 😄😄😄😄
@kjpollock7094
@kjpollock7094 4 жыл бұрын
I fucking died 😂
@liquidninja04
@liquidninja04 3 жыл бұрын
Hey cuz, pass the pickle juice
@VeraDragon
@VeraDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Hannibal just needs a friend group
@sweatyskeleton7390
@sweatyskeleton7390 3 жыл бұрын
@@VeraDragon I was gonna say, it sounds like he just wants to be a part of something
@mrpicky1868
@mrpicky1868 3 жыл бұрын
i would say he should write for Rick and Morty but they couldnt afford him now
@j335h5
@j335h5 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal is one of those comedians where you legit expect the topic to start at porn and finish with apple juice
@jacobwebb8818
@jacobwebb8818 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the lizards
@Tayl0NP
@Tayl0NP 5 жыл бұрын
The only one, lol
@pablocayetano7255
@pablocayetano7255 5 жыл бұрын
That apple juice joke is stolen
@ImSorryDave
@ImSorryDave 5 жыл бұрын
Pablo Cayetano from who?
@gho2traxxpronouncedghosttr279
@gho2traxxpronouncedghosttr279 5 жыл бұрын
Single handedly took down cliff Huxtable. 😂The power of comedy
@FishyCanada
@FishyCanada 5 жыл бұрын
"Are you using your hands to apply pressure to my neck?" Yes. "Why do I smell pickle juice?"
@tkjohn885
@tkjohn885 5 жыл бұрын
Good one, that would of help to finish off his joke
@Luckfull7
@Luckfull7 5 жыл бұрын
that's good!
@GuitarExplicit
@GuitarExplicit 5 жыл бұрын
Damn bro that’d be the perfect full circle punchline for that joke lmao
@sirashley2355
@sirashley2355 5 жыл бұрын
"shut up, Gangsters dont ask questions"
@soysauce6503
@soysauce6503 5 жыл бұрын
That would have broke my neck😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@UNYQUE707
@UNYQUE707 5 жыл бұрын
That was the strongest opening for a comedy skit I’ve ever seen.
@rochajraphael
@rochajraphael 5 жыл бұрын
I was legit thinking the same exact thing. This is some of the tightest, well written shit. He's fantastic.
@SO-ud6ro
@SO-ud6ro 4 жыл бұрын
@@rochajraphael bet
@-thedog-briangriffin9720
@-thedog-briangriffin9720 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah did a good one too
@blop-a-blop9419
@blop-a-blop9419 4 жыл бұрын
May I recommend you Louis CK's openings ?
@KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons
@KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Freshness0009
@Freshness0009 4 жыл бұрын
This guy just be sayin the randomness shit 😂 each joke has nothing to do with the previous one. I love it 👌🏽
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 4 жыл бұрын
He has the right to do that that way. Hey, it works out pretty good for him.
@iansteelmatheson
@iansteelmatheson 3 жыл бұрын
that's what happens when your mentor is Mitch Hedberg
@dazem8
@dazem8 2 жыл бұрын
@@iansteelmatheson legend 😎
@delucavr
@delucavr 5 жыл бұрын
"What? What?" Thats two questions
@chckycrk
@chckycrk 5 жыл бұрын
Delucavr I looked at this comment right as he said it
@anyo_mations
@anyo_mations 5 жыл бұрын
@@chckycrk Love when that happens
@cerruto2131
@cerruto2131 5 жыл бұрын
That’s the same question asked twice :v not 2 questions
@wendijoe2793
@wendijoe2793 5 жыл бұрын
@@cerruto2131 so in other words two questions? But asked twice?
@wendijoe2793
@wendijoe2793 5 жыл бұрын
@@cerruto2131 so in other words the same question, But each asked twice...
@davidhues1304
@davidhues1304 5 жыл бұрын
Let’s give a quick shout out to Christina Applegate
@nickmichaelson5553
@nickmichaelson5553 5 жыл бұрын
scat autotune
@WayneJohn-fq6cn
@WayneJohn-fq6cn 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@blakemcconnell6213
@blakemcconnell6213 5 жыл бұрын
BOMB SONG!
@amineghedira5867
@amineghedira5867 5 жыл бұрын
Can someone please explain why the christina joke is famous n funny on eric andre show..i didnt get it
@6anon
@6anon 5 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
@RILLAryan
@RILLAryan 4 жыл бұрын
"They never been on Animal Planet, they ain't even famous lizards-"
@FoddyFogHorn
@FoddyFogHorn 3 жыл бұрын
They're just random lizards
@Michaelkaydee
@Michaelkaydee 3 жыл бұрын
Genius
@gileee
@gileee 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna have to hurt one of your lizards" I don't know why, but that line has me rolling LMAO
@mrpicky1868
@mrpicky1868 3 жыл бұрын
most of good comedy is based on sudden left turns. they hit at random. and they test it out in different places to get average rating on them
@blueshanks1
@blueshanks1 3 жыл бұрын
Just dropped that threat from outta nowhere 😂😂🤣
@kuntamdc
@kuntamdc 5 жыл бұрын
So caught up in the euphoria of having all that juice, that for a moment I lived in a world where racism didn't exist lol
@jimgritty7064
@jimgritty7064 5 жыл бұрын
I have so many pickle jars with just the juice.
@Deenique16
@Deenique16 5 жыл бұрын
Ok that was funny
@Deenique16
@Deenique16 5 жыл бұрын
@@jimgritty7064 make chic fil a sandwiches. Or it's good for marinating chicken .
@kuntamdc
@kuntamdc 5 жыл бұрын
@@Deenique16 that caught me off guard lol. Shakin his head because my girlfriend was white lmao. I was done when he started telling the old man where to find more lol.
@kuntamdc
@kuntamdc 5 жыл бұрын
@@Deenique16 I have no idea Haha, probably good on both.
@vanillacokejunky
@vanillacokejunky 5 жыл бұрын
"i play video games to celebrate your absence"
@purv989
@purv989 5 жыл бұрын
vanillacokejunky I love my wife, but this joke is truth.
@Ac3Mustang
@Ac3Mustang 5 жыл бұрын
"I'd play video game and celebrate your absence"* i know its hard to hear cuz of his accent
@bslderek
@bslderek 5 жыл бұрын
It's like he saw into my soul with that joke
@loodlebop
@loodlebop 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ac3Mustang don't correct someone with your own spelling mistake.
@loodlebop
@loodlebop 5 жыл бұрын
I do the same fucking thing!
@SeanLaMontagne
@SeanLaMontagne 4 жыл бұрын
That time Hannibal walks on stage, says "I don't need these glasses, they're fake" throws them into the audience, then pulls another pair of glasses from his pocket and puts them on for the rest of the show.
@aidanflanigan9532
@aidanflanigan9532 4 жыл бұрын
-Hannibal “YALL WANNA DIE TONIGHT?” -person who just walked in the door “panics”
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 3 жыл бұрын
WHAT WHAT?! Do I live to ask a third question?!
@kevinmurphy5792
@kevinmurphy5792 3 жыл бұрын
@@Protectobot u just asked three...
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinmurphy5792 HAH! Third one was rhetorical. I shoulda said I was pondering that. good call!
@Michaelkaydee
@Michaelkaydee 3 жыл бұрын
😄😄
@dadeleemurphy85
@dadeleemurphy85 5 жыл бұрын
horniness beats out racism every time! lol.
@BigstickNick
@BigstickNick 5 жыл бұрын
Just ask Thomas Jefferson
@Icutmetal
@Icutmetal 5 жыл бұрын
It would make the world a better place if that were true!
@naywahn
@naywahn 5 жыл бұрын
Howard DaDuck Is that a kitty-clit?
@vamtheanomaly
@vamtheanomaly 5 жыл бұрын
"BEATS OUT" I think you accidentally created a TRIPLE entendre!!! Your comment could refer to 1. Figurative interpretation as you probably originally meant it 2. The act of masturbating to purge one of racism 3. Being horny and you must literally beat up someone racist to quell the urge!
@MyLife-og2kr
@MyLife-og2kr 5 жыл бұрын
That's the only time the world unites. All eyes on porn and jerking off. See I always say, porn is like the Purge, but better. If the world jerks off at the same time, there will be peace. Just give us 10 minutes and go to town with ourselves. 🤨🤔🙃
@Q.Q.
@Q.Q. 5 жыл бұрын
One of a select few comics whose material is almost always quality.
@Actiomedey
@Actiomedey 5 жыл бұрын
I just wish he had a bit more material
@jewfedmuzik
@jewfedmuzik 5 жыл бұрын
Bill burr ain't never had bad material
@eficzek007
@eficzek007 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair there is a lot of amazing comics today. Possibly more than ever
@eficzek007
@eficzek007 5 жыл бұрын
@@Q.Q. ok Einstein, no need to write an essay. All I'm saying is there's more then a few hilarious comics headlining these days
@notimportant3686
@notimportant3686 5 жыл бұрын
he really rushes through it though... his pacing is hurting his act
@nomcred
@nomcred 4 жыл бұрын
his jokes are genius, he just delivers them in the dumbest way possible... which makes em even more genius
@jordanl821
@jordanl821 4 жыл бұрын
"What would you do if I came home at 3:00am??" "I would play video games and celebrate your absence" 🤣 lmao too true
@seanclements6206
@seanclements6206 5 жыл бұрын
You need to stop focusing on the time, I can do bad shit and still make it back by 7... That's real lol
@manaulhoque6507
@manaulhoque6507 5 жыл бұрын
@ERA CASTE no it was bad shit
@princejellyfish3945
@princejellyfish3945 5 жыл бұрын
@ERA CASTE when has batshit ever been a synonym for nothing?
@ninoextendo9680
@ninoextendo9680 5 жыл бұрын
Prince JellyFish i think he’s mixing it up with jack shit
@moshadj
@moshadj 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Sean Clements, you should get Hannibal on Hollywood Handbook
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer 5 жыл бұрын
I need to say this to my girl😂
@AngryNerdBird
@AngryNerdBird 4 жыл бұрын
"his horniness beat out his racism" got a giggle out of me.
@ultrabigfella
@ultrabigfella 4 жыл бұрын
@Hooked On Chronics shut up bitch.
@HipsxSoxReactionz
@HipsxSoxReactionz 4 жыл бұрын
@@ultrabigfella 😂😂😂
@Astrocat-od5cy
@Astrocat-od5cy 4 жыл бұрын
@Hooked On Chronics dude are you really saying that in a place like this
@anbuhyuga8299
@anbuhyuga8299 3 жыл бұрын
@@Astrocat-od5cy Yes he is and it's true.
@Astrocat-od5cy
@Astrocat-od5cy 3 жыл бұрын
@@anbuhyuga8299 do you bully people all the time
@ericstanke3291
@ericstanke3291 3 жыл бұрын
Hannibal was an African general that was the bane of the Roman Empire for years.
@demonicinfusion
@demonicinfusion 3 жыл бұрын
Hannibal wasn't African. He was from Carthage which was a kingdom of Phoenicians, who were a Semitic people and would look like modern Levant peoples such as Syrians and Lebanonese.
@christophert8419
@christophert8419 3 жыл бұрын
demonicinfusion Carthage was located in present day Tunisia which is in North Africa. There’s no confusion about the region because North Africa and western Europe are separated by the Mediterranean Sea. But again this is purely regional. Modern Europe and Africa wouldn’t be the political constructs we understand them to be until after the ancient era which Rome dominated.
@demonicinfusion
@demonicinfusion 3 жыл бұрын
@@christophert8419 yes and modern day North African nations are of Berber and Semitic Arab descent as well as some coptic greeks in Egypt. They aren't sub-saharans
@dhavalrana5902
@dhavalrana5902 3 жыл бұрын
@@demonicinfusion still Africa
@jt7442
@jt7442 3 жыл бұрын
@@dhavalrana5902 is it not worth learning something? No shit its "still africa" but dont act like there is zero distinction between African regions. But hey. You're right. Still just stupid ass Africa, right?
@gwen9341
@gwen9341 3 жыл бұрын
“The comradery is my favorite part” is my favorite line I crack up every time
@ayefo7800
@ayefo7800 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal is so excited in a dead pan way....I LOVE IT!
@AslanW
@AslanW 5 жыл бұрын
Saving pickle juice so that you can flick it on your sandwiches is such a quintessentially Hannibal Burress kind of thing to do.
@zachmeyers2803
@zachmeyers2803 3 жыл бұрын
genius. lol
@chandler-ryan
@chandler-ryan 4 жыл бұрын
this is probably one of the strongest sets i’ve ever seen. and that joke about being so caught up in his love for apple juice,,,,, iconic. so many of my friends quote that joke with different variations.
@antenna_prolly
@antenna_prolly 5 жыл бұрын
For real though, in Ecuador they decriminalized gangs (not crime/violence, just gangs' existence). What followed is that they naturally morphed into sorts of community organizations to help the youth's morale and grades increase.
@jawallin8734
@jawallin8734 4 жыл бұрын
They don't don't do the violence or crime or anything anymore
@olymolly3637
@olymolly3637 4 жыл бұрын
That's a wholesome fact. The fact that they recognise the gangs as people makes things right.
@gc5806
@gc5806 3 жыл бұрын
Morph? Morpheus Orpheus, go eat some walruses.
@claudiazaracho4441
@claudiazaracho4441 3 жыл бұрын
Woah that's cool
@williebeamish5879
@williebeamish5879 3 жыл бұрын
Most gangs start as protection from those trying to prey upon them. Then again some become a frat first, then a gang, but are not held to the same standards and penalties. Lookin at you Police. The few who actually want to help people I feel for, but if you lay with dogs...
@johnpreston9262
@johnpreston9262 5 жыл бұрын
Flickle Juice 🎤🙋🏿‍♂️🤣
@dylan8550
@dylan8550 5 жыл бұрын
Booooooo
@unknownx1x267
@unknownx1x267 5 жыл бұрын
Say no more 😂
@ShaeButtaTV
@ShaeButtaTV 5 жыл бұрын
John Preston 😂😂😂
@brokenking5044
@brokenking5044 4 жыл бұрын
"Flick my Pickle" Juice 😘
@dforman4770
@dforman4770 4 жыл бұрын
GTFO X'D
@redfoxskater
@redfoxskater 5 жыл бұрын
The best part of this is where he’s explaining why he didn’t use a choking voice
@ericthatsme
@ericthatsme 4 жыл бұрын
redfoxskater RIGHT??
@LomiKo
@LomiKo 3 жыл бұрын
out of the entire video THAT is the best part for you????
@redfoxskater
@redfoxskater 3 жыл бұрын
@@LomiKo you gonna do somethin bitch
@DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C
@DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C 3 жыл бұрын
The best part for me as well, genius writing
@leonardpatton7928
@leonardpatton7928 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Hannibal doesn’t do “routines” It’s just joke after joke and it’s great 😂
@noska6877
@noska6877 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like everybody’s weird thoughts around the world just flow into hannibals brain for him to regurgitate for us to enjoy
@Hellbunnyfelicia
@Hellbunnyfelicia 3 жыл бұрын
"Its like for a minute I lived in a world where racism didn't exist."
@SeychelleSunshine
@SeychelleSunshine 5 жыл бұрын
Love him on Broad City and had to check out his stand up. He's clever and very socially aware, plus I like his delivery.
@aifiwixjsnxjdi
@aifiwixjsnxjdi 5 жыл бұрын
watch him on the Eric Andre Show
@amgibelz7805
@amgibelz7805 5 жыл бұрын
Ur bad
@andrewrobertson3894
@andrewrobertson3894 5 жыл бұрын
@@aifiwixjsnxjdi Yes. Good answer.
@BlaqueCzar
@BlaqueCzar 5 жыл бұрын
The man helped bring down one of the most low key notorious rapists in hollywood. Props are definitely due
@musicunderground6324
@musicunderground6324 5 жыл бұрын
Check Deez out
@melissag1364
@melissag1364 4 жыл бұрын
“You know I gotta hurt one of your lizards now” is my favorite underrated line
@alexfengler2982
@alexfengler2982 4 жыл бұрын
Hannibal: "I love apple juice." Random audience member: "Yeah!"
@valeweathers
@valeweathers 5 жыл бұрын
Seven minutes and fifty one seconds of pure comedic genius.
@nixuccubus6926
@nixuccubus6926 5 жыл бұрын
@Jstewify wearing caps is overrated
@TheSpartanlaw
@TheSpartanlaw 5 жыл бұрын
He's funny but I would never consider this "pure comedic genius"...
@JesseLD3
@JesseLD3 5 жыл бұрын
The back to back punchlines with different topics in 7 mins. He went off.
@valeweathers
@valeweathers 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheSpartanlaw so maybe comedy cut with acetone?
@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423
@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 5 жыл бұрын
I slice up onions and put it in my pickle juice. They're good on hamburgers cause you got onions that taste like pickles .
@verzeda
@verzeda 5 жыл бұрын
Science has gone too far
@aaliyahmuhammad9073
@aaliyahmuhammad9073 5 жыл бұрын
Yo I do that w tomatoes they’re bomb just by themselves
@Boogy816
@Boogy816 5 жыл бұрын
Yeeeah I'm gonna try that
@2friendstoking
@2friendstoking 5 жыл бұрын
I use it for pickled eggs
@Chaechaos
@Chaechaos 5 жыл бұрын
Genius! I'm trying this asap
@JamieSmith-fz2mz
@JamieSmith-fz2mz 3 жыл бұрын
His delivery is so great. And the detail he throws in just kills me every time.
@MR.FREEDMAN
@MR.FREEDMAN 4 жыл бұрын
I swear no many how many times I watch this, the "pickle juice" bit slays me everytime. 🤣💀
@PRStuntin6693
@PRStuntin6693 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal is a great comic, love all of his shit including the documentary thing he did
@plebbin.
@plebbin. 5 жыл бұрын
@Adam Cogsdell Ive seen it but cant remember what it was, but i get real stoned a lot
@PRStuntin6693
@PRStuntin6693 5 жыл бұрын
Icr the name but he did like 30 days in Ireland or somewhere around Europe and he hated it at the end, KZbin Hannibal and it should show up
@KellCarlyle
@KellCarlyle 5 жыл бұрын
@Adam Cogsdell Hannibal takes Edinburgh
@YOSH931
@YOSH931 5 жыл бұрын
@@KellCarlyle Yes that's the one.
@jeremyferguson1690
@jeremyferguson1690 5 жыл бұрын
L.p.
@ethanbarnes7013
@ethanbarnes7013 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently lil Wayne didn't ask where his money was 😂 he got finnessed by bird man
@godwinikah6789
@godwinikah6789 5 жыл бұрын
Good one
@Lavaiie
@Lavaiie 5 жыл бұрын
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh
@ethanbarnes9650
@ethanbarnes9650 5 жыл бұрын
There can be only one
@sparda9060
@sparda9060 4 жыл бұрын
Thats one fucking question that gangstas always asks lmao... Proves he aint no gangsta since he grew up in the suburbs with both parents lol Wanksta wannabe like Tupac. Funny how they both got fucked over by someone who they both considered as a close friend and never expected get to fucked over by them....
@evansshadow9018
@evansshadow9018 4 жыл бұрын
ethan barnes next up Blueface
@briandelgado412
@briandelgado412 3 жыл бұрын
Hannibal is the kind of guy that can walk into a room and make people laugh without even saying a word. He just has that comedic aura.
@Thabooka
@Thabooka 4 жыл бұрын
"whats wrong old man you mad we got all this apple juice?" - Im over here crying!!! this dude is hilarious!
@facundomiranda3391
@facundomiranda3391 5 жыл бұрын
I love Hannibal, he killed it here.
@bossfeild3523
@bossfeild3523 5 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there😉
@royalfrog850
@royalfrog850 5 жыл бұрын
doesn't matter how many times i've heard these jokes, still funny ever time. Hannibal is my favorite
@spinakker14
@spinakker14 5 жыл бұрын
Same here
@enel-eating
@enel-eating 2 жыл бұрын
Just here to remind you that you wrote this comment
@dreaminginnoother
@dreaminginnoother 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is Hannibal a bit underrated? Dude is one of my favorite comedians.
@ogenevieve
@ogenevieve 3 жыл бұрын
I sometimes think that Hannibal is in the all time top 10 innovators in comedy. But his ability to see the world from a completely new place, puts him in a tie for first .
@gankinsince89jones37
@gankinsince89jones37 5 жыл бұрын
Crips say cook out BLOODS say Barbeque
@brianbadonde9251
@brianbadonde9251 5 жыл бұрын
Forcing yourself to use only certain words because of a letter is childish and idiotic
@gankinsince89jones37
@gankinsince89jones37 5 жыл бұрын
You should hear them talk about rival gang and the vernacular and terminology they use..good laughs there
@justinpettit3432
@justinpettit3432 5 жыл бұрын
Is that real or is that a joke? Lol
@gankinsince89jones37
@gankinsince89jones37 5 жыл бұрын
Just shootin info out there.. Rev throwin lead weight on his fishing rod (solid knowledge) mines is light hearted facts that i wont defend no more( im an adult now)
@FCTraceyProductions
@FCTraceyProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Underrated lol
@gabbishleegifted4752
@gabbishleegifted4752 5 жыл бұрын
“If you’re choking him, how come he’s talking normal” What Hannibal should have said: Be a gangsta- don’t ask questions” hahaha
@toastman4445
@toastman4445 5 жыл бұрын
That would have been funny but Hannibal likes to make you think like him, so he tends to be really consistent throughout his jokes
@canigetsomemilk1638
@canigetsomemilk1638 4 жыл бұрын
@@toastman4445 saying that wouldve been consistent tho
@gburyhockey9
@gburyhockey9 3 жыл бұрын
that goes against the whole angle of gangsters do ask questions
@gabbishleegifted4752
@gabbishleegifted4752 3 жыл бұрын
titlewave say huh? The title has nothing to do with it.. it’s what he said in the show. 🤷🏾‍♂️ you have confused me 💁🏾‍♂️ apparently Wicked Marc figured that out.
@gabbishleegifted4752
@gabbishleegifted4752 3 жыл бұрын
Isaac Ward he said that quote in the show. So he went against it? 🧐... 🤔
@randysanchez1397
@randysanchez1397 3 жыл бұрын
“You want a cookie or sumn” lmfao bro that shit had me dying
@CuriousGoodsJessica
@CuriousGoodsJessica 5 жыл бұрын
"You know I gotta hurt one of your lizards now" - that was the funniest thing I've ever heard that know I'll never hear again for any good reason 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Supermoneygang12
@Supermoneygang12 5 жыл бұрын
The pickle juice bit is my all time fav
@jimgritty7064
@jimgritty7064 5 жыл бұрын
I like pickles. I know what he talking about.
@MrGelroos1337
@MrGelroos1337 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimgritty7064 put the juice in a spray bottle lol
@jimgritty7064
@jimgritty7064 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrGelroos1337 nah i pour it away
@MrChickenstalker
@MrChickenstalker 5 жыл бұрын
“There’s a lot variables, I’ve studied this 😏”
@MkeKen67
@MkeKen67 4 жыл бұрын
The best part of the joke, for sure.
@piratebae5980
@piratebae5980 3 жыл бұрын
Other ppl: starts with apple juice ends with porn. Hannibal: *uno reverse card**
@Glopdemon
@Glopdemon 2 жыл бұрын
“That was just a choice I made for that joke. Didn’t feel like doing a choking voice.” Severely underrated
@blakebellamy82
@blakebellamy82 5 жыл бұрын
What?! What!? That’s two questions 😂
@barkleysmall2363
@barkleysmall2363 5 жыл бұрын
This is the guy that got Bill Cosby arrested 😂😂😭
@jnnx
@jnnx 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, Donald Glover wrote jokes about it, before he did. It was an open Hollywood secret. This is just the dude, who got famous off it.
@Unkle_Mike
@Unkle_Mike 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Cosby got Bill Cosby arrested.
@Icutmetal
@Icutmetal 5 жыл бұрын
Bellcity Exactly!
@ashocktoseeu4725
@ashocktoseeu4725 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal saved alot of white women 😂😂😂😂💩
@WegotTheBOMB
@WegotTheBOMB 5 жыл бұрын
Pudding haters got Bill Cosby arrested.
@Matthew-cw3gn
@Matthew-cw3gn 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he goes into such depth on things. My favorite type of comedy.
@vegasbaby3392
@vegasbaby3392 4 жыл бұрын
“I was soo caught up in the euphoria of having all that apple juice”😂
@BigFella2769
@BigFella2769 5 жыл бұрын
“AY CUZ PASS THE POTATO SALAD”
@jjutt87
@jjutt87 3 жыл бұрын
This set still gets me, like every joke is more original than the last! Hilarious, honest, and just plain funny 💖💯
@rlmpproductions
@rlmpproductions 5 жыл бұрын
He has such a unique comedy style. I love it!
@Mlooong
@Mlooong 3 жыл бұрын
“I’d play video games and celebrate your absence” hahahahaha brother you killed me with that one!😂
@thatbigkahuna6655
@thatbigkahuna6655 5 жыл бұрын
Hey kids, I’m the safety stegosaurus! Now repeat after me!: “I don’t want to die” “Some trash is ok” “go away from knives”
@LudaChez
@LudaChez 4 жыл бұрын
Some trash is ok always fucking kills me
@brandondavidson4085
@brandondavidson4085 5 жыл бұрын
*this* is the origin of the legendary apple juice/racism joke!
@jeremiahwilliams8623
@jeremiahwilliams8623 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon Davidson what?
@brandondavidson4085
@brandondavidson4085 5 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahwilliams8623 I saw this in a text post meme years ago but never realized it came from Hannibal Buress' standup material.
@bigwingedkuriboh
@bigwingedkuriboh 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the few comedy sets I’ve seen where every single segment was gold.
@mdavis3262
@mdavis3262 4 жыл бұрын
That pickle juice joke😂😂😂😂
@SayMy_User_Name
@SayMy_User_Name 5 жыл бұрын
What would u do if I stayed out til 3 in the morning? I’d play video games and celebrate your absence 😂😂
@cslworldwide
@cslworldwide 5 жыл бұрын
Stuntman Mike Lol right
@taguefrizzell6328
@taguefrizzell6328 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao Hannibal is just naturally funny
@chandramohan_sonder
@chandramohan_sonder 3 жыл бұрын
"Gangstas always ask questions" -Hannibal Buress
@xOneCinema
@xOneCinema 5 жыл бұрын
Damn this was so good. Dude has a lot of skills writing.
@andrewsmith4132
@andrewsmith4132 5 жыл бұрын
great bit!! this guy is amazing ,one of the most underrated comics there is
@jamesmongold9467
@jamesmongold9467 4 жыл бұрын
That was the best set I've ever seen him do. Hell yeah. Bravo!
@santoscolon530
@santoscolon530 4 жыл бұрын
this is just how he talks to people and I love him
@petetong9725
@petetong9725 5 жыл бұрын
Never ever seen or heard of this guy (I'm from UK) but he is absolutely brilliant ....love his humour
@Regimeshifts
@Regimeshifts 5 жыл бұрын
check his skit from russel howard - very UK focused hmour and funny af
@jhonka
@jhonka 5 жыл бұрын
He did a show in London it's pretty great look it up
@petetong9725
@petetong9725 5 жыл бұрын
@@Regimeshifts thanks
@petetong9725
@petetong9725 5 жыл бұрын
@@jhonka thanks
@alulim7
@alulim7 5 жыл бұрын
Must not of heard of Bill Cosby either... He's pretty good too.
@stereotypical114
@stereotypical114 5 жыл бұрын
God the pickle juice and apple juice combo is what got me hooked on hannibal
@Matthew-cw3gn
@Matthew-cw3gn 4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I'm watching Burress, and 40 seconds in I'm dead. Literally not even seen a minute of this man, and his delivery and hand motions and word choice are amazing. Now I'm gonna shut up, watch more, and hopefully find a new favorite comic!
@vancedyt2639
@vancedyt2639 3 жыл бұрын
This man is bringing back real comedy
@SeeSaw444
@SeeSaw444 5 жыл бұрын
Wow! Hannibal Burgess has improved a lot as a comic. I hadn’t listened to his stand-up in years. Very funny.
@rodrigotriana6340
@rodrigotriana6340 5 жыл бұрын
Gangsters always have questions...
@jewfedmuzik
@jewfedmuzik 5 жыл бұрын
Where my money, where my hoes? Blah blah blah
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 жыл бұрын
You think you about this life?
@phatboi8duece
@phatboi8duece 5 жыл бұрын
Where you from???
@K0ukku
@K0ukku 4 жыл бұрын
What? I'm funny? Funny how? Do you find me amusing is that it?
@dallasdegourville7046
@dallasdegourville7046 4 жыл бұрын
That pickle juice joke is one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen . Delivery was perfect I’m currently dying 🤣🤣
@equalizer1553
@equalizer1553 5 жыл бұрын
This is a perfect set. Legend.
@bruceleroy8283
@bruceleroy8283 5 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious, I've never seen Hannibal's standup before
@vgnhdhe
@vgnhdhe 5 жыл бұрын
Great performance, one of my favourite comedians
@joenance8641
@joenance8641 3 жыл бұрын
great set
@alrightzuleta2842
@alrightzuleta2842 3 жыл бұрын
This is in the top five of best standup acts, so simple yet so funny
@johnnygunz2300
@johnnygunz2300 3 жыл бұрын
Pro tip here: When making tuna sandwiches. Mix tuna, mayo, and pickle juice. If you're a baller throw some old Bay seasoning in there.... Shit is delicious.
@abtwopoint0
@abtwopoint0 3 жыл бұрын
Instead of pickle juice, put relish in it. Power move
@alienc
@alienc 3 жыл бұрын
I don't like tuna but I wanna try this with shredded chicken
@cashamiri04
@cashamiri04 3 жыл бұрын
the best way to make a tuna sandwich is to throw it in the trash
@mattybhoy6522
@mattybhoy6522 3 жыл бұрын
I use a bit of pickle juice and pickles ofcourse, and a little bit of finely diced raw white onion. Or I use sweet peppadews and peppadew juice with the onion. Or if in feeling really crazy I use them all. And if I'm feeling really really crazy I'll slam on a thin slice of mozzarella too on top of it all and then toast that sandwich. Cannot go wrong.
@johnnygunz2300
@johnnygunz2300 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattybhoy6522 not to shabby.... I like your style. Is it weird I like honey mustard on my tuna... Especially if it's the boring variety?
@Bookworm-ye9qi
@Bookworm-ye9qi 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal never disappoints. Genius comedian
@tommytwotones128
@tommytwotones128 3 жыл бұрын
Such a good set
@dun4clothing665
@dun4clothing665 4 жыл бұрын
The longer you stare at Hannibal’s glasses during the close ups the smaller they seem to get
@SheerSniper7
@SheerSniper7 5 жыл бұрын
Hearing an entire adult audience chant thundercats catchphrase is the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while
@fullm3tal_jacket121
@fullm3tal_jacket121 4 жыл бұрын
God my face hurts from laughing Hannibal you are a blessing
@matsulouer8837
@matsulouer8837 5 жыл бұрын
Okay but that last joke was absolutely brilliant. Perfectly set up
@XselfwillrunriotX
@XselfwillrunriotX 11 ай бұрын
This dood really brightens up the hardest of days! Hahahah 😂
@christieevans1886
@christieevans1886 3 жыл бұрын
He channeled mitch a few times during this set. It was like seeing a long dead friend. I like Hannibal
@harrygibus
@harrygibus 5 жыл бұрын
Pickle juice is supposed to be a great brine for fried chicken.
@josiahgill1176
@josiahgill1176 5 жыл бұрын
harrygibus there’s just something about birds and cucumbers that just doesn’t sit with me
@samig9032
@samig9032 5 жыл бұрын
Add a bit of it to ketchup and mayo and mix it and you've got magical fry sauce too
@DontSleepOnEm
@DontSleepOnEm 5 жыл бұрын
Yup! Thats how i make copycat Chick-Fil-A chicken
@chimblemasterofchimney4771
@chimblemasterofchimney4771 5 жыл бұрын
@@DontSleepOnEm Is that why Chick-Fil-A sandwiches always taste like pickle?
@speedymolasses3062
@speedymolasses3062 4 жыл бұрын
Chimble, Master of Chimney that’s the pickle
@mosesmarlboro5401
@mosesmarlboro5401 4 жыл бұрын
His timing and delivery are some of the best in the business.
@theamazingjay2572
@theamazingjay2572 4 жыл бұрын
I have to watch this another time. Everyone is asleep and I’m trying hella hard not to laugh 😂.
@alwaystrust5488
@alwaystrust5488 5 жыл бұрын
I love this dude.
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