Hard Target Review by Decker Shado

[@AgentMaroon78]

So let me get this straight: we have Wilfred Bamfry wearing clothes like Mario kicking ass, secret battle areas, and explosions happening everywhere. When did this movie become Super Smash Bros?

[@MrCarpen7er]

Bamfry ?...

[@tweller1776]

You didn't mention the Ted Raimi cameo. Thanks for the review!

[@MrCarpen7er]

He was the producer

[@Thundarr100]

Now that you’ve done Hard Target, I’d like to see you review Surviving The Game starring Ice-T.

[@donnieoctane6642]

The snake punch was the best bit of the film

[@simplesimonspeaks1115]

Surviving the game gets a half point more for being the same movie but has ice-t and gary busey

[@CrimsonKnyght]

Imagine your last word being "Whoooopa..." *Boom*

[@rockyroy8657]

Imagine Decker reviewing Masters Of The Universe...says a prayer and hopes god exists lol

[@clivetrash9044]

Hard Target starring Kurt Russell??? I'd love to see that movie.

[@H4mmis]

You and me both!!!! Frig.

[@Mo-Reese8043]

That wilford brimley "diabetus" part took me out LOL

[@falcon048]

It isn't "Dangerous Game" it's "Avenging Force." Even takes place in New Orleans.

[@MrCarpen7er]

They´re all based on The Most Dangerous Game that came out in 1932 you idiot.

[@cristerowarrior1450]

12:12 everyone should donate to Saint Jude’s Children’s Hospital. It is the best charity to give to and they desperately need money. You will literally be saving the lives of young children with cancer.

[@jamesroper4952]

I guarantee you would want to leave too, after seeing Arnold Vosloo staring at you. In the way he does during that scene.

[@tikkidaddy]

I'd just love to hurt his feelings.😃

[@sesfilmsllc]

12:00 Wait a minute. THAT’S TED RAIMI!

[@AM-ef6er]

Sam raimi was hired to basically direct the movie cause jon woo had trouble with english

[@KristenDETW]

@@AM-ef6er that makes sense, the cinematography reminds me of Darkman.

[@AM-ef6er]

@@KristenDETW Well to raimis credit he basically told universal to fuck off, and let John Woo make his movie

[@KristenDETW]

@@AM-ef6er I love hearing stories of filmmakers having each other's backs. Thanks for the info, fellow movie lover!

[@wugglesx]

I imagine Van Damme just randomly kicking people on set just to do it and no one stopping him because it's in his contract

[@defblaztduboise8869]

please review showdown in little tokyo dolph lundgren and brandon lee

[@carldoesitbetter6268]

hell Ya!

[@commandershepard5450]

Omg yes, such a gem

[@cajunboi4888]

This movie is just awesome.

[@axelwulf6220]

Jean is a bit hard to work with, he's stubborn, hard headed, and very strict about how he is to be treated and portrayed But dammit, if he doesn't make good roles

[@TheMovieBoards]

So is there going to be a review for Hard Target 2 directed by Roel Reiné?

[@tikkidaddy]

I am not military...but from what I understand, SEALS will usually exfiltrate to a body of water, so running toward de river is maybe in his DNA? BUT diving INTO the river is a better way to keep from catching a lightweight proectile between the shoulder blades.

[@axelwulf6220]

Kurt Russell actually does take direction well... You just need to understand that he wants to throw in his two cents on each occasion

[@TerryMcQ79]

Surviving the Game with Ice T and Rutger Haurer is a much better movie

[@frankbarbiera6725]

Hmm. 10,000 buckeroos! I can pay off not 1/3 of my student loans with that!

[@adamromero]

"Snakes! Punch 'em!!"

[@johnpriceprice6860]

I never understood the snake trap. I know rattle snakes can strike for an hour or so after death but that snake booty trap doesn't make sense.

[@jetbreak]

He bit the rattler off so the bad guys wouldn't hear it.

[@EvilPoet85]

This movie kicks ass. Its stupid but awesome

[@kevinpope5934]

I thought this was a scathing review of a target store

[@BerserkerGackt]

great review decker, keep it up :)

[@Mattstheway]

What happened with the sound near the end?

[@eddihurta7173]

Will Decker get the strike lifted for Camera Guardian Of The Universe?

[@benderbendingrodriguez420]

Deckers rating: 3/5

[@SaturnFrost]

Hard Target 2? ^_^

[@BlueMageWithSoulEdge]

Decker, Decker can I get a big mac with ten thousand dollars [notes]?

[@waynebattersby9461]

This moving would have been 1000 times better with Kurt Russell

[@murdermusprime7065]

Did Michael Bay get inspiration from this movie?

[@martinbrockbank9798]

hey decker i know the worst wtf movie it's called brother from space

[@seanmillette4323]

Dont you dare talk bad about that glorious mullet

[@joshmajinvegetawix9462]

Fuck yeah one of his best films !

[@nurse425]

14:52 This is why we luv ya Deck'! :)

[@elvinmadson]

I have the best hair!!! I do!!

[@jeffreyheerdt4432]

you sure micheal bay directed this movie from the shadows because c'mon...........explosions......oh yeah mr.shado please review postal the movie directed by uwe boll....purdy please? lol

[@dcuniverse92]

Doesnt decker know new Orleans is one word

[@DeckerShado]

But I'm in Texas. Do I still have to pronounce it Naalins?

[@albertbancroft1460]

N.O sucks

[@tikkidaddy]

@@DeckerShado No. But you do have to recognize that Bowie knives were created in Louisiana....or be stuck...watching hellraiser revelations...for eternity

[@tikkidaddy]

@@albertbancroft1460 opinions are like assholes...the internet is full of both.

[@tikkidaddy]

Dude...that's like saying there's one recipe for gumbo. Want to see the blood, sweat and tears fly? Ask both a Cajun and a Creole if tomatoes belong in said gumbo. I'd love to see Decker review that slobberknocker.

[@AM-ef6er]

Have a good day?

[@Vitacus]

~Hears LoZ secret door tone, reminded to click Like~

[@jamesroper4952]

Decker I've probably said this before, but you need to review the Lethal Weapon series. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.

[@krono5el]

"My momma took one" :b

[@guadalupegranados8876]

But the zipper opens...

[@philywilly1262]

Nuns on the Run

[@ChAn-dv9to]

Van Dammes best film hands down, so much CHEESE

[@nurse425]

MOONSHINE!!!!

[@hidanpain6605]

hahahaahaha

[@jacobkearymrhyde6971]

hey decker, FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST nudge nudge

[@krono5el]

"My momma took one" :b