Hardcore boi & QSMP - Jetlagged Abuelito takin care of eggs - Philza VOD - Streamed on June 30 2023

[@imlocksaw]

Phil is the first parent to encourage children swearing "Don't say fudge say fuck"

[@CheriStarlight]

Bad be like: LANGUAGE!

[@AmarisWatson]

minute?

[@sirtomaat2319]

​@@AmarisWatsonIt should be around @2:37:25 👌

[@Jasvrux]

​@@AmarisWatson 3:37:24

[@browhoisgrace]

@@AmarisWatson 3:37:21

[@browhoisgrace]

tallulah doing puppy dog eyes for phil to get a haircut without even being able to see her eyes is pure talent

[@pinkkillerpandastudios7857]

I like how as soon as Phil comes back the code appears. This man is cursed

[@starquarzt]

The binary monster still holds a grudge against him because philza bailed on their meeting that one time

[@reggie5856]

ʏєs ţһѧţ ıs so ţяuє һѧһѧ

[@OnCloudi9]

He did sort of jinx himself in the beginning whe saying stuff like “everything’s fine 😌” lmaooooo

[@Flanneryschickens]

Fan behavior tbh 😂

[@jhay-aris_borres119]

@@CROW-2 (the code is like) forever? More like sneeg, technoblade,fit, Wilbur, tommy, tubbo, ranboo, Niki, bbh, foolish, (kind of I think) Fundy, jschlatt, (kind of I think) slimecicle, (i think kind of) misstrixtin, mcyum quackity, karl, and others.......

[@NathanTheMan]

The way that Fit says “OHH, RAMOOOONNN!!!” Whenever Ramon is up to mischief absolutely sends me every time.

[@coffeeafters3x]

timestamp?

[@SkiptzyTipsty]

​@@coffeeafters3x its when Fit and Phil hangs out with Ramon,Tallulah and chayanne

[@sampletext4531]

@@coffeeafters3x3:49:04

[@icemagiciangh]

Mike saw the chance to make Cellbit look more like weird fan art, and he absolutely RAN WITH IT.

[@mrsbasia122]

6:00:13 Fit's commercial repeating in the background while the QSMP members desperately struggle to protect the eggs was one of my favorite parts. XD

[@Peachplays1]

IT WAS SO FUNNY LMAO

[@madisonlantz3185]

I praise the person who uploads these vods they are my life

[@x4nd3rlol]

That's Mercy for ya!

[@icemagiciangh]

We preesh Mercy NODDERS

[@x4nd3rlol]

@@icemagiciangh YESS🤩

[@Mrhotbigbacon15]

Same

[@Jamjames1207]

Yes, love mercy yes yes

[@aliciamarie9113]

The STRESS of watching these eggs launch themselves. The boys will be boys rant is on point, as well as Tallulah being among the most mature. The way girls tend to “mature” faster than boys bc they’re forced to.

[@socire72]

Tbf women hit puberty before men do, women around age 11 while men around age 13

[@Akiratua]

3:37:27 "dont say fudge say fuck" PHIL ENCOURAGING HIS KIDS TO SWEAR BEST DAD FRFR

[@Flanneryschickens]

I like that Chayanne has the little skull on his backpack as a memento of Missa. Missa and Phil are a lot alike in some ways ❤ and while Missa doesn't stream as often, I really enjoy what I've seen of him so far on Phil and Roier's streams! This smp has introduced me to so many cool new creators :) and I love being able to relax in hardcore before the chaos begins lol

[@RainbowDrop]

You child say it's his... momento mori :]

[@baileyinabucket]

something about the Brazilian “COME HERE BITCH” at 12 in the morning just got me

[@ashtonbluewolf245]

Cellbit knows how Fundy feels for being called a furry Lmao

[@Mel-qp4fd]

Qsmpphilza and qsmpfit are like the best couple/pairing for egg rearing

[@ZachDoesGames]

3:27:47 Welp Tallulah is trying to preform and Chayanne is like No

[@dragonracer4531]

Thank God Phil had the idea to check the pearls to be sure they had them ready

[@froggofrance]

this was the weirdest binary/code monster encounter. The way that the monster wasn't even fighting back and it looked so helpless lol

[@otheggcbbbcffg579]

I called it!!when Philza was at the ocean temple I said be careful last time the tasks were hard the code monster came and it did!

[@rosalinastar16]

🌟I’m worried about the eggs, the code monster is impossible to kill it and it’s trying to kill the eggs. Big respect to forever that his plan worked & to badboyhalo that he got it with his lasso🌟 💚love gegg💚

[@Ememerald]

We are gegg -gegg

[@izabellajohn9782]

Just think of what could have happened to Chyanne if Tallulah didn't mention to check the teleport machine.

[@soup23-i1v]

When Phill said “I feel like the screens on windows should be default in Australia” I thought they were talking abt the computer brand💀 20:18

[@LukaTheFiona]

I CANNOT BELIEVE, i went to bed literally right before the attack. I'll never experience them live at this rate lmao

[@aelilus]

The stream was so chaotic and funny to watch live lmao

[@tounyako]

love this vod. it had helped me with my recent breakdown. i'm glad i could watch the vods again, thanks mercy!

[@Sleepy118]

Just listened to old time song for 2+ hrs now philza time while art best day ever 3:30:30 who else just asked “what hair?” 5:06:16 all at the same time I’m dying 5:39:06 I CANT-😂 also the timing of everyone saying ‘noooo’ or something 5:51:45 BEST HIS ASS BRO 5:07:14 for me

[@pkejesusfreak]

6:34:00 "If we can keep it i won't get dangerous animals anymore." Current me: Yeah, because T-Rex's aren't dangerous lol

[@samuiyoru3166]

I have a thought... Would the Code monster go after Gegg? I mean he looks like an egg.. just a passing thought, since I saw the imposter Gegg XD

[@metalapplesus]

the NPGs (Non-Playable Geggs) are basically the Pineapple Toppin from Pizza Tower and now I want that as a mod

[@R_elschen_d]

I am not gonna lie Philza with a mustache makes him look kinda like Mc Yum

[@PhoenixRisingVODS]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@SirKeladry]

I don't think the code is sentient. They keep asking it questions but I don't think it can answer. It ignored them and singlehandedly went after the building, and as soon as whoever was controlling it realised it couldn't get in, it changed directives to information gathering instead. They need an emp or a signal scrambler I think, to cut it off from whoever is giving it orders

[@x4nd3rlol]

Thank you Mercy for the VOD upload!! Love youuuu

[@lemons8402]

maybe the code monster is jealous because the eggs are having alots of fun while the code thing is mad or doesnt want to hurt anyone:

[@regnad-412]

Very late but thank you Mercy! ❤️

[@auskasane4327]

3:36:56- someone figured it out and blow it up and it hadn't shown up ever since Binary monster: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT-

[@_jay_renda_]

I'm here for qsmp (I'll go and watch for hardcore at some point) and so he said he was gonna commit to the earbuds, and then I skipped to the second "talks to chat" and immediately see him with the other headphones back, lol

[@Rubber1ducks]

Thank you Mercy! I hope you have a great night or morning ❤

[@4UBR3Y.LMAO.]

THANK YOU MERCY FOR UPLOADING KING!!

[@lemonparfait7248]

Thank you Mercy for another vod!!❤❤

[@clairel666]

Thank you Mercy for the vod!

[@juno9058]

Thank you Mercy!! Just in time for food!

[@dreybrush6879]

Thank you Mercy for the vod! We appreciate you

[@littleaudity]

me going back to watch egg streams just to feel something, anything

[@artemisandapollo]

YAY PHIL UPLOAD!!

[@nightlily31]

4:58:51 Cheyenne: If you throw a blue stone into the red sea what will it because? Me: lost, your not getting that back. 5:01:15 Cheyenne: what is always running but never gets hot? Me: time, with or the out you time keeps moving. 5:06:30 omg you look like Ramon but with blonde hair and a longer mustache. 6:33:01 I am so interested in Wilbur's expression when he finds out Tallulah has a pet Gegg. OMG lol

[@meeeg7029]

Mercy ty for the VOD!!!!

[@ashcornergang]

Thanks for the upload, Mercy!!!! Very much appreciated king! ❤❤

[@TatjanaShawanamash]

Live for these vods of philza and the eggs ❤️ they help me thru me depression thank you mercy you are the best

[@hjhurdlow]

GEGGNADO GEGGQUAKE ... GEGGPOCALYPSE

[@Ememerald]

GEGGRIOT GEGGNAMI GEGGICANE WE ARE GEGG -Gegg

[@jjthng764]

I wanted to wakeup early but i was waiting for this for sooooooo loooooooong

[@flowersforthea]

04:08:47 how is chayanne going to drown if he has a special wonderful $1 rubber duckie 😍

[@piero8927]

The new haircut and the sombrero make him look like a mariachi

[@PrinceRasi]

Ty mercy for another vod i appreciate it!!

[@Lorem_Ipsum]

3:27:02 Tallulah 😂 5:08:59 Tallulah panicking, no exit

[@cherry.killers]

"i am going to be away for twitch con if paris isnt on fire" OMG phil!! 4:22:57

[@kricch]

Could you blame him tho lmao

[@LilyKostraba]

WOOO THANK YOU MERCY

[@solros.]

mercy with the vods

[@Gardenruth]

Love you Mercy!!!!

[@sunnyflowerhead2283]

I didn't even know phil is live cuz my twitch notifications is fuck- thanks for the vods mercy! ✨

[@panboo4628]

the code monster didn't have a name, usually the name is a code to who is being targeted they weren't targeting anyone, they were going for everyone... and that's why yhey we're trying to get in one room, they were making a plan to get it all of them

[@stweebee_]

thank you mercy!!

[@potato.gh0sty517]

Thank you mercy :D

[@bellasaid7732]

“Don’t say fudge, say fuck” is EXACTLY why Philza is now one of my favorite people on the qsmp.

[@lemons8402]

but we also noticed that pomme is the target😢

[@LunaA24622]

When is Will coming back I miss him and Tallulah content

[@R4ynze]

What’s up with the hearts next to Celbits name tag 4:22:24

[@Philza_VODS]

Those are for election candidates! Those who participate in them have 2 lives before they are out of the presidential election! - Mercy

[@R4ynze]

@@Philza_VODS ah okay, gracias Philza’s editor

[@milkn75]

YOWWWW THE TRAIN TRACK IS SO COOL WTF

[@Scoutbutball]

YAYYYY- MERCY POG- AA

[@MoonaWolf-zq6tx]

Thanks mercy I missed this stream rn on my end the vod it's just burry a tad TwT

[@MoonaWolf-zq6tx]

Ur amazing

[@timoshasha6970]

We are gegg

[@M3_Kk]

WAIT I SAW THE THUMB NAIL THE CODE?!!! WTH IM WORRIED NOWWW AHHH. Edit: I’m so glad everything is ok T.T

[@Selio-Puff]

I'm just glad it's not the last day with the eggs 😅

[@0CaptainZer0]

I cant believe I missed the stream where he said my name for the one year thing!!! D:

[@ItsKeelz43]

Gegg is the new Groot bro lmao

[@amayawolf8132]

Why am I getting the feeling that the code thing is Luzu? No one has seen him and that computer thing was right next to his home, just a theory though and I could be way off

[@NerveUnderscore]

The little Gegg makes gremlin noises 😂 i can't

[@jhay-aris_borres119]

Mercy for the VOD! Technoblade never dies! Also this video popped off in my notifications while I'm watching technoblade mc ultimate

[@auskasane4327]

I see new vod I click

[@jjthng764]

"You want some doors" -Fitmc

[@itsjustabasilleaf]

ignore fit hes in his Garroth arc (i pray that you know what im talking ab)

[@milkn75]

4:32:43 no one can say no to tallulah

[@Grace985x]

38:07 i swear to god everytime i use tts phil is talking LMAOO STOP DONOWALLING ME STREAMER HOW DARE YOU /J

[@Janet_Amia_2000]

Comments thread 5:51:27 YES. TIME FOR THE DIE BINARY AXE.

[@Janet_Amia_2000]

5:52:51 it’s looking for the eggs

[@Janet_Amia_2000]

6:10:00 photos of the eggs to list them as first to kill to last to kill

[@nursabrina8397]

I kinda actually hope one day that the federation kidnap Philza. That would make an entirely amazing arc for him 😅

[@nursabrina8397]

BRUHHHH MY DREAMMM CAME TRUEEEEEEE

[@thelostdaisy3539]

Apollo has hit yet another person with his dodgeball of prophecy !

[@Lynn_-]

Is that Megalomania I Hear? From the flute at 4:34:05

[@AstronomicalAds]

THANKS MERCY :D pepohug for you :]

[@milkn75]

4:41:19 iSTG LOVE THIS EGG SO MUCH, BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO SAY THAT AHHAHAHA

[@sardsvib]

An idea for the future lore: Philza hates the Code. It has terrorized his friends and family, it has hurt his friends' children, it has killed his granddaughter, it has chased him and attacked him. There is nothing in this world Phil hates more. So when, in the middle of an attack, he and the Code are teleported away from everyone by nearly 9,000 blocks, he's momentarily stunned until the Code... spoke. "I need to talk to you, Philza." Phil quietly looks at the monster. "I don't have anything to say to you, dickhead." He spits at the murderer. "You are the key, Philza. We are connected, since the day you summoned me at the ship." The Code tells him with its strange voice. "What?" Phil doesn't expect that, but thinking about it, makes sense. It didn't show up until Phil broke rules, it often attacked when he was around, it attacked specifically him multiple times, it looked at him in battle often. It started with him. "You are seeing, Phil. I am your anger for being here. I am your confidence in battle. I am your need for revenge." Code tells him. Phil is silent for a moment. "My anger was nothing until you killed Tallulah. You're lying." He argues. The Code... laughs. "You hated being here before. You did not want to stay. Then you all found the eggs. And your anger disappeared from you, but I am still angered." "No, I would never want to hurt the eggs!" "You do not care about them. If it came to it in war, you would kill any of them for Chayanne and Tallulah and you know this." "I... I wouldn't..." "I believe you know you would, Philza. We are both monsters, brother." The Code's words echo in his mind. Connected, brothers. It dawned on him. "If I want to kill you or you want to kill me, both of us die." Phil says. The Code laughs. And Phil knows what he has to do to save everyone. Die.

[@Janet_Amia_2000]

This is a genius idea for angst

[@itsjustabasilleaf]

BRO WHAT IF THE CODE IS NOT ONLY LIKE A PEICE OF PHIL BUT ALSO A MANAFESTATION OF THE BLOOD GOD(or any c!technos)

[@miamorkiteen3883]

Bro just wrote an entire fanfic in the comment section Lol

[@sardsvib]

@@miamorkiteen3883 I do that a bit.

[@miamorkiteen3883]

​@@sardsvibI love that omg

[@Raccoon_30396]

I was able to watch like 2 hours but then I had to go :D

[@Echo_the_bat]

2:28:07 : 🖐I did not know Also I hope Phil is the one to kill the code monster

[@JTSMILEYFACE]

Omg phils mustache reminds me of Mcyums mustache lol

[@rhyahellericdeveyra4933]

6:08:48 - 6:09:49 CODE MONSTER INFLUENCER CONFIRMED??????.........srry this is my way of coping

[@Wired_User]

5:28:46 HAHAHAHA YESSSSS TALLULAH 😂

[@whitewolfygalaxy25]

So none of us idk when the eggs are going to hatch or what they are going to look like after/before hatching

[@spooki3382]

3:06:15 ourna time

[@bncumali1555]

Lol Phil looks like McYum

[@ElNinoPoba]

The binary monster be like 🚹📸

[@BoTeal]

Can some one PLEASE make a chay edit to the song como tu y yo by chayanne?!!??!?!

[@milkn75]

6:18:02 that's it. I'm crying for hours now, bye

[@Spirit_DeNight]

Phils eyes in the photo at 5:08:26 look dead

[@ferris4]

saving my spot 6:41:42

[@X-Swap]

*D A V E.* Edit: HELP Gegg sounds like gegg has rabies 😭

[@ryancrucena755]

next time use gegg to lure the code monster XD