Harith Iskandar - Malaysia VS Singapore

A talk show by the famous bald head, Harith Iskandar
Singaporeans - you have to follow the law
Malaysians - do whatever they like
You'll surely LOL, enjoy!
Purely for entertainment purpose, no offence shall be taken.

[@benjamingam3694]

I am Singaporean. And I am not offended in the least. In fact I think he is spot on! His jokes about both sides are accurate and that's the best kind of comedy.

[@aloysius260500]

Its sarcasm the best form of comedy

[@gannonaydin8204]

i dont mean to be so off topic but does someone know of a method to get back into an instagram account..? I somehow forgot the login password. I would love any assistance you can offer me.

[@TheRoxasphang]

When a Malaysian cross a road. He cross the road - Harith Iskandar

[@re_flow]

for the singaporeans, he's actually sarcastically tells us about the difference in discipline between singapore and malaysia

[@lemon2524]

Yes true.

[@andyhooutdoors]

I hope no Singaporeans take offence with his jokes. I am Singaporean, and I think his jokes are damn funny. When a Malaysian friend recommended his comedy to me, I instantly became his fan. Always enjoyed his sense of humour. Fellow Singaporeans, if you are offended, take a chill pill lah. Don’t be so serious. Learn to laugh at ourselves too.

[@dwaynethewokjohnson6646]

Trust me Singaporeans won't get offended over this they have much better things to worry about

[@annmel3744]

I am a Singaporean and it's funny though hearing his jokes but Kumar is still the best.

[@Maquifard]

I m Singaporean. I am not offended and I appreciate the jokes.

[@joyceksl]

Seems like only a handful understand the sarcasm behind his jokes... ;)

[@jessiejames7492]

+Joyce Ksl right !

[@akuaragon]

This guy is a Awesome.Everybody has they opinion,no agrue whatsoever....but no body seen this guy point.He said about Creativity(malaysian) and Law(singaporean).Accually we have to used it both point in life.now everybody Win,Happy ending :)

[@umarul4258]

harith iskandar king of sarcams lol

[@liveurlyfchannel9641]

Hope 🇲🇾&🇸🇬 always united

[@Agares]

I'm Singaporean and I think he's humorous. Everyone should take his performance with a pinch of salt. No offence, due respect, Everybody knows how good and bad Singapore and Malaysia is. This man here is a great entertainer and we should not create a ruckus out of his scripts. Cheers`

[@ws-leeyaoming4171]

BEST JOKE is malaysia's currency .

[@jessiejames7492]

i think he is better than kumar. he is not vulgar. kumar relies on vulgarity to get the laughs as well. i like iskandar .. Lsten to the one about his girlfriend giving him the 3rd degree...I laughed till i cried...so funny

[@teh5678]

Kumar has a different way of joking. Harith has a different way of joking. Both of them are entertaining...

[@johannsen]

Hek Eleh!!! It doesn't mean anything. But It says everything... Hahahahaha....brilliant Harith...

[@faizsidik1638]

Hek eleh, ek eleh, ak elan etc is previously a way of saying La ellah!: suggesting annoyance, an abbreviation of La ilaha illa Allah wa Muhammad rasoul Allah, ‘There is no God but God and Muhammad His Prophet'. Those who use the abbreviation, ‘There is no God' are unintentionally blasphemous, a bowdlerization of la illah part of 'la ilaha illa allah'

[@johannsen]

Huh?...That's new.

[@aizatnajmuddin2087]

Still the best, he is a real comedian

[@augustineapdrai]

I just love him. As a Singaporean we have to laugh at ourselves.

[@sgnebmak]

Malaysia = Chaotic, Singapore = Orderly, Indonesia = Hellish

[@jy221series4]

Vietnam?

[@alliswell99199]

@@jy221series4 Topsy turvy

[@anassyazwanbinabdulmalek1055]

To those singaporean, this jokes is actually want to show how bad malaysia is. he just being sacarstic. no hard feeling lah !

[@IskandarMalaysia]

+Anas Syazwan that's why it's a comedy aite!

[@sakurasan8646]

+MYIskandarMalaysia are u harith iskandar actually? haha...am I right?? hihi

[@minitrasak9313]

MYIskandarMalaysia hi sir!

[@suzanaadawanable]

No worries lah we understand the jokes and we okay with it

[@sangarp2001]

yup.

[@lisaaiqablink234]

Malaysia and Singapore we are unite than indon hahaha big country but unuse eksport worker 😪

[@izmirs.]

i indonesian i can say indonesian traffic damn bad

[@jshenry14]

"eh eh le" it doenst mean anything but it says everything! LOLL

[@sybent9418]

ek eleh not eh eh le.. :D

[@terabithia2904]

yes, totally agreed. but after speaking about different culture among us and how unity is important, i would prefer if you said jadilah manusia yang berguna, instead of jadilah melayu yang berguna :) God bless

[@lordqkaizerq3014]

Asal nak cakap dia menghina orang malaysia.. Yang dia cakap semua fakta.. Kalau tak leh trima kata orang lain tak yah la tgk

[@kickbuttowski6450]

the reason why I really love his joke..

[@azen2187]

As a singaporean who used to cross the road on red light let me share you my experience. It was red light and there were no vehicles coming so I just cross. halfway and one TP(of all the vehicles) suddenly come. He stopped of course and saman me $25. Since then I only cross on green light 😂. so yea if you in singapore dont cross anyhow😂

[@wynelee]

it doesn't mean anything but it says everything hahahhaha

[@wanwall151]

The irony of it all his punchline is about the tradeoff between rigidity of following protocols to emphasize security vs perceived efficiency by cutting corners. And he was presenting this skit at a IT security convention LOL

[@lemon2524]

Damn.

[@teppanchef69]

eventhough the story is sama,but the energy and the peformanship of him makes this story always fun..u think its easy to make people laugh..? try stand on the stage and do it.. respek harith sebagai stand comedian yang sangat berbakat.. ^^

[@9faris3]

from a singaporean polices tried to arrest a woman for threw her cigarette but in the drain, to 'hek eleh' LOL almost every entertainer is just like that. The main story is somewhere in their head but the things come out from their mouth are totally different LMAO

[@madinamel1989]

Love harith iskandar. Btw, singapore has a population of 5,183,700. So it's quite huge for a small country. (for those who said sg has a small population)

[@joshuatsai2152]

I'm fr Australia, I do understand the difference between S'pore & malaysian laws

[@maskitty]

I don't understand how a funny jokes from a funny guy can make Singaporeans and Malaysians comment shit about one another in the comments. What's the big deal, it's a joke, it's funny, laugh.

[@harimautroll2028]

Hahaha sumpah lawak!!

[@shadowambush711]

lawak giler kot ahaahahha

[@muhammadasyraaf548]

haha, harith iskandar lawak gile.. die pandai buat org gelak dgn mic je xD

[@johannsen]

Guys, I know some of you might not be happy or seems 'up-tight' with his wittiness lines but take it as a joke. Well, he's a stand up comedian anyways. You might've seen a lot of S-U-C from other countries, e.g. Russell Peters. He makes fun of his own birthplace and some other countries too and we find it's funny. And we LAUGH! But, when Harith Iskandar performs, for example like this one, MSIA VS S'PORE, and you're mad? C'mon guys, again, take it as a joke.

[@devil925]

Im singaporean. Actually ah, the airport taxi stand if there's nobody at the Q, i will just climb over & go straight to the front lol anyway love this guy.. So funny

[@johnmark5434]

Harikit you are right about Malaysian you think can disciplined?

[@nisasafiyan7127]

Harith*

[@cannonball4528]

About the jay walking part not really true thou Singaporeans just jay walk when there is no cars

[@omnomnomnom26]

Both Singaporeans and Malaysians should just take this with a pinch of salt. He is so funny.

[@TheYoungMindz]

Whether you like it or not, it's the true take the bright side, he's telling joke at the same time to make us realize that our police should've start to change, our police taking everything lightly. anggaplah joke harith tu satu teguran. :) peace

[@annabelledestiny]

it's just his job as a stand up comedian. chill. even rusell peters would do the same.

[@xkebayakux]

True. like how singers sing the same song at every concert, comedians will tell the same jokes at every show. THEIR jokes. nothing wrong with that.

[@EddieSpyro]

Its too funny..hahaha

[@ariffizwanhashim7609]

thats not the case in singapore...i was there for holiday and i used MRT and i saw people are fighting in MRT 3 times and belive it or not i saw a young lady shittting publicly...daymnn

[@GRKalexis]

People in Japan, Australia, Singapore and other western countries gather at designated traffic lights areas near the crossings and wait for the Green Man to light up before crossing to the other side. Simple safety reasons. Barriers in airports are placed to indicate efficiency, orderliness and queuing in line, esp in countries like Australia where there are super long queues of people.

[@SantomPh]

GRKalexis actually in Singapore people do skip and jaywalk too

[@GRKalexis]

He has to exaggerate to bring on the laughter. Nobody at the taxi stand on arrival ? ! Really ?? lol ..Anyway he managed to clamber over the LITTLE yellow barriers with ease ? How did he - fat and short spread his legs apart ? ! lol Not even a six-footer guy can climb over easily as he described coz the yellow barriers reach the height of an average man's chest.

[@iamhotandcool]

He meant that in a sarcastic way :) M'sia is messed up.

[@nawzays23]

gotta love harith!

[@izadazahariherman2324]

Harith Iskander Malaysia Cyber Security Awards & Gala Dinner November 4, two-thousand-ten November 4, 1990

[@ajinomoto5788]

Legend.

[@TheSilver123able]

It is so funny and so true at the same time. I couldn't hold my laughter. I'm watching this video with my friend who is a Singaporean also laugh with me.

[@yensocialleague329]

thumbs up harith 👍👍👍

[@goosecouple]

Facts of Life in Malaysai.

[@kenhew4641]

LOL love Singaporeans but I really can't understand them sometimes...i think it's the tidak apa attitude we malaysians have

[@dotts05]

***** The reason why Singaporeans are law-abiding is because the leaders make sure such laws are enforced. And don't try bribing 'coz that gets you into bigger trouble. Rules are there not for mere display purpose (why bother?), they were created for a reason though it may not be everyone's cup of tea.

[@Julia777444]

AWWEEEEEE.... SOOOOMMEEE, HARITHH!! xD

[@jessiejames7492]

he is saying a lot with humour

[@gangreen76]

Nice and funny and I agree on what did he said about Malaysia btw I m Malaysian

[@anwarhadi5923]

he's so funny

[@rookieleafes2858]

To be a stand up comedian you got to be born funny, spontaneously come up with witty comebacks, not memorize a joke book and come and perform

[@Madmancer]

genius

[@cecsisters8164]

Malaysian ppl need to open their eyes and ears and mind... ask urself why he kept comparing malaysia and spore...

[@megabigblur]

ROFL at the last bit about having to go back and forth down the taxi queue barriers even though there's nobody in line...characteristic.

[@GRKalexis]

E.g In Japan and Australia, they are just as orderly.

[@akeem2615]

it doesnt means anything, but it means everything

[@suketgkcrite]

gosh..its funny coz its soo true! cars in malaysia will never stop for u to cross the road unless u put ur hand up. the trick is to put ur hand up and look directly at the driver when u are about to cross. if not, they will all the more press their pedals when seeing someone about to cross...haiyaa~ apa2 jelah...

[@pohhuan1967]

Is is awesome and I am a Malaysian.:-)

[@sgnebmak]

In Kelantan, "hok aloh" is "ek eleh"

[@fatfleaz]

Since when will a Singaporean stop you from crossing the road? Most are too engrossed with their own lives to bother.

[@Charmed3]

ek eleh.. love the word :)

[@dalssu4740]

eh ele...i like the last part..but overall nice

[@syafaatsabri2427]

if we said harith iskander humiliate malaysian, so thats proved we like what he siad isnt? lol

[@TheYoungMindz]

Well said dude, I'm Malaysian. some people just can't accept his joke.

[@littledonkey8901]

Let's do a Malaysia vs Indonesia.

[@devil925]

Little Donkey wow.. hell will break loose i tell ya.. from the people who loves claiming things without finding out the truth lol

[@jessiejames7492]

i went to malacca recently..wanted to cross teh road so difficult. no traffic crossing. have to take chances crossing when the traffic slows..almost got hit by a motorcycle. At least there is law in singapore.!

[@CookieeMonstarr666]

+jessie james you have to use your hands :P

[@jessiejames7492]

CookieeMonstarr666 i heard of that...

[@CookieeMonstarr666]

jessie james but actually no, we hate that, harith iskander just being sarcastic, people always do that hand thing while no one wants to ramp anyone so, it might work haha

[@jessiejames7492]

CookieeMonstarr666 its not very safe is it?

[@CookieeMonstarr666]

jessie james well you don't know who's driving, what's the condition of the driver, so yeah it's not safe. Though, sometimes i do the hand thing :p haha but since then if anyone do the hand thing i will slow down, i hope people will do the same.

[@yinchienk4891]

Lawak sgt

[@lotagoz]

proud to be malaysian...

[@hornet5300]

awesomest awesome! xD

[@mohdazminmohdazmi2782]

bukan hina tp kenyataan.. npe xnk ubah klu xnk di caci..

[@aidamastura6049]

I love your joke

[@madulazat]

singaporean...pftt...bought a Ferrari...drives only 60km/h...lol...

[@hafizzachary1]

@EndreMaskray cool story bro

[@Apezz19]

Ek'eleh ^_^

[@Holysinner-hz3oq]

haha nice one.

[@ard3077]

Haris gila. Haha. Nice

[@syrdesyrme7980]

Ekellehh

[@noorfaizaabdulaziz6690]

What he was joking about Malaysia is true. Im a malaysian btw. He should talked about how dirty some part of our country are n dont even forget about Malaysian drivers. Sighhh

[@IMPIRIOR99]

Nice to hear his joke.. but to SINIS... Joke but that is sindidran yg sangat tajam ...

[@lemon2524]

Yes true.

[@Armando93Mendez]

Batu Asah: Sekadar gurauan je hati da macam tisu..Singapore pon ada juga orang rakyat Singapore yang memberi kritikan dan mempersendakan.

[@Remnant5607]

look in this 9mm bullet so we all use 50cal. bullet best deal go to roadblock and get it now (totaly not exist bateery not included)

[@matheaus900]

Because we got Stomp.

[@faizsidik1638]

Hek eleh, ek eleh, ak elan etc is previously a way of saying La ellah!: suggesting annoyance, an abbreviation of La ilaha illa Allah wa Muhammad rasoul Allah, ‘There is no God but God and Muhammad His Prophet'. Those who use the abbreviation, ‘There is no God' are unintentionally blasphemous, a bowdlerization of la illah part of 'la ilaha illa allah'

[@fatinLOVEurCOVER]

@aliffija the same joke ni LAWAK KE DER.

[@GospelKnight]

awesome =)

[@lemon2524]

Nice.

[@bhlow2424]

Comedy lah, regardless of whether it's sarcasm. And yes, it is sarcasm. If you're going to be offended, stay the fuck away from comedy. This is pretty funny shit.

[@nickjohnson02]

HEK ELEH

[@hyjorhei]

Hek eleh... :P

[@papabear2993]

ek eleh...... ek eleh.....

[@pendekarsarden5410]

it doesnt mean anything, but it says everything.

[@virginboy83]

Hizamie Omar what is ek elleh

[@brightiris]

@@virginboy83 It is usually used to ridicule something, like, that's it?

[@VacancyJB]

Don't took it so seriously, it's just a joke. You serious? You failed.

[@fate1231]

Ehele

[@pearpisang]

The Joke is on them....

[@amanpeacejabar8327]

This dude is looking so down on his own country. I believe klia ranked # 1 in the world .actually I call Singapore...euro-amiri -port.the reason is that it's no longer a state, inhabited by indiginous people.more than half of its people are foreigners and it only serves as port & future military base for amiei-euros.

[@lemon2524]

Singapore is actually ranked 1st for the past few years except for this year. Stop being disrespectful.

[@bawigaming4654]

hek eleh

[@xcell.]

@EndreMaskray cool bro..it's joke..

[@shincheetan5362]

What's the word?