The ULTIMATE Canis Vehicle Tier List | GTA Online

Today I rank ALL of the CANIS Vehicles in GTA Online!
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZbinr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZbinr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZbinrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

[@matt247even]

I am surprised that Kamacho was not on S tier and the Seminole not in it's very own Seminole tier...did not see that coming

[@HarmNone]

True I should’ve made it another tier tbh

[@orb2150tx]

Kamacho is in my S tier

[@A1KX100]

The Canis Seminole defeated Thanos.

[@HarmNone]

Absolutely

[@Chopper42]

the seminole > mk2

[@Moth-Stitch]

Iron Man who?

[@blindedbliss]

I actually destroyed it going under water.

[@GT5-Gaming195]

@@HarmNone it killed ur mom in a fight

[@puddleschemes3947]

When I’m down I just think to my self “be a CANis Seminole, not a CANTis Seminole”

[@HarmNone]

Hahahaha 😭😂 that’s on god fr

[@Based4Life]

Hardest quote to ever be said 🗿

[@devn_08]

I just knew the Seminole would be at S-teir, but it deserves that spot this car can stop an Insurgent in it's tracks. 👍

[@HarmNone]

Absolutely

[@somerandomassguyontheinter2869]

fuq an insurgent the seminole is the only thing in the game that can stop the train

[@priest21]

HarmNone.....I never knew the Seminole was underwater capable. I going to buy a 2nd one just because of this reason!

[@HarmNone]

Hell yeah!

[@madrowlawsin2262]

hmm

[@madrowlawsin2262]

my ? is why the fuck is the winky a vapid vehicle when anyone who knows cars knows thats the og jeep u know the 1 that won the war lmao

[@currykingwurst6393]

@@madrowlawsin2262 Rockstar logic...

[@Talentoso23]

@@madrowlawsin2262 during WW1 or 2 ford actually manufactured jeeps for some odd reason during those times so that’s most likely where rockstar got the idea from

[@echo7013]

Doesn’t the Canis Seminole actually have the best tracking missiles in the game? Correct me if I’m wrong

[@HarmNone]

That’s also true

[@dirtymoneyyyy]

@@HarmNone Hey harmnone, I'm on next gen and I've done a drag race in my seminole against a fully upgraded HSW weaponized ignus, and I can confirm that the seminole is faster than the fastest HSW vehicle. Also I've discovered that if you restart your character completely, you gain access to the seminole's hidden proximity mines, rockets, missile lock on jammer and machine guns the next time you buy a seminole.

[@JackalTheProto]

@@dirtymoneyyyy is the submarine mode and drag mode only next gen cuz im xbox 1 s and it destroys everytime i get in the water

[@dirtymoneyyyy]

@@JackalTheProto You're just not doing it right, it works for harmnone and he's on old gen. Look up a tutorial

[@breal6718]

@@dirtymoneyyyy SO FUNNY ALSO ITS ORBITAL CANNON PROOF!

[@BrawlFreak786]

video hasn't even started and I know seminole is gonna be S tier

[@HarmNone]

W

[@lavagasm.]

he sounds so serious idk if he's kidding about the last one 😭 might get it for myself if it really can take from mk2 griefers

[@ignaciolopez2971]

it isn't a joke the seminole is so overpowered

[@HarmNone]

It’s so OP bro

[@patricklocklear3135]

😆

[@dirtymoneyyyy]

Best budget vehicle to buy if you're broke and need to defend yourself against mk2 griefers. It's so good that even rich players have canis seminoles

[@breal6718]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the seminole is Orbital Cannon Proof aswel i discovered

[@trigoyouramigo5973]

Good morning bro, just know we love u, you inspire us all.. when I don’t know what to do in life I look to a harm none video, because your right and I’m wrong

[@SamJ_1980]

Nice

[@Reaper7.62]

Yes,when life gets you down, grab your Canis Seminole, flip on some Harmnone videos and things will start picking up immediately if not sooner.

[@HarmNone]

Love you guys too ❤️ get your Seminoles if you ever feel down boys

[@plushiecouncil1102]

Great video! Can't wait for the Benefactor rank list in the future!

[@HarmNone]

Can’t wait to make it

[@magnuslikestanks6044]

Looking forward to the hour long Vapid tier list

[@HarmNone]

Lol omg it’s gunna be a big one

[@dirtymoneyyyy]

@@HarmNone you better rank the vapid radius in S tier (its a ford edge, ultimate soccer mom car)

[@mrmaison4924]

I bought the Seminole after watching one of your earlier videos and did some store robberies with it out in the country. All you have to do with this thing is make it to the mountains and the cops don't stand a chance. I wish I knew about this vehicle when I was a newbie.

[@HarmNone]

Amen! One of the most useful vehicles out there

[@madrowlawsin2262]

i like the merryweather/military mesa

[@HarmNone]

It’s great

[@priest21]

I love the list dude...I am going to take credit for all your hard work in that I did suggest this type of list the day before you dropped your 1st one. You're welcome and no need to say "thank you". Seriously tho these lists are super dope!!!! Keep up the great work and we'll continue to support.

[@HarmNone]

Thank you boss! Excellent suggestion of course!

[@jamessheehy4895]

Great series keep it up

[@HarmNone]

Thanks boss will do

[@joshmorgan794]

Keep up the awesome content man

[@HarmNone]

Will do boss!

[@Nuck82]

I bought the komaco awhile back after watching one of your off-road veh videos. It has been my top 3 favorite veh and it's just so fun to drive. And all my buddies were shocked how fast it was.

[@HarmNone]

Hell yeah! The Kamacho is so damn good fr

[@Nuck82]

@@HarmNone lol I knew I was spelling it wrong. But didn't feel like looking it up. I took a shot and missed horribly lol

[@tomhelling7453]

Nice list! I personally would have put the Mesa above the Crusader, since the Crusader is pretty disappointing for its price imo, and I really like the Mesa, great car. S-Tier stands for Seminole-Tier💪💪👊

[@HarmNone]

Factual! The crusader is 4wd I’ve been told so technically it’s a better off-roader than the regular Mesa!

[@tomhelling7453]

@@HarmNone Ok so I looked at the game files, the Crusader has 60% FWD and 40% RWD while the Mesa has 10% FWD and 90% RWD, there are no other differences however. So technically, the Crusader is a better offroader. HOWEVER, since you can't upgrade it and customize it and need to pay more than 200k, I think the Mesa is better. But I forgor that your content is 100% factuall and everybody else is wrong, so just forget what I commented lmao😂💪

[@lolgaMRguy27]

Banger video by Harmnone you've done it once again dave

[@HarmNone]

Rejoice

[@etouch5]

I love your videos ❤🎉

[@dirtgaming6452]

I’m buying a cannis Seminole now

[@HarmNone]

W

[@breal6718]

😂😂😂 its a prank dude

[@Battlefield_Master5430]

@@breal6718I know lmao but how was he flying

[@FalconFlight747]

You’re awesome for making this

[@HarmNone]

Thanks buddy

[@Gstar5150]

You wouldn't hate the Freecrawler if you knew how fun it is to sidewall surf in it, things literally designed for it.

[@thfcgregg1573]

Just got the noti Can't wait to watch😁 Looks promising by the fact it's a tier list!

[@HarmNone]

Hahaha

[@mazs6610]

Finally, a tier list I can get behind

[@HarmNone]

🤝

[@scxm8825]

Seminol goated 😂💪 you should do Dinka cars bro

[@HarmNone]

I plan to for sure

[@SimonBlanco4]

The Canis Seminole is so good, it has a Orbital Cannon Machine Gun and you can destroy the Maze Bank Tower with it.

[@Akamegasimp]

Today I missed the really intensive „heyyyyy boooooaaayysssssss“ it was a bit weak >_> but a great video again of course^^

[@HarmNone]

I’m sick unfortunately :/

[@aceaj2620]

13:01 best way to fly, this way you can actually see where you’re going and not just looking at the sky

[@HarmNone]

Facts it’s so good fr

[@nicholasconnolly4234]

Shit man you scared me there at the start I thought my phone's speaker was broken, but seriously nice.

[@HarmNone]

Appreciate that lol

[@itzmemj6229]

I can just imagine that all beginners and none experts in gta online just using Canis Seminoles for everything

[@itzmemj6229]

and (*cough, cough*) destroying them cause they dont know how to use it

[@HarmNone]

I would lose my mind if I saw a bunch of people whipping Seminoles fr

[@grantandersen]

That’s exactly what I did and I’m still doing it to this day.

[@billycalifornia1112]

Nice Canis Seminole Trolling there lol 🤠👍

[@miketownley2891]

Love the bodhi because it really satisfying making it look brand new

[@bodhithespoodergen]

Jeep go vroom also can you do a teir list for all of the bf vehicles

[@HarmNone]

Absolutely

[@vortexvenom]

The S in S-tier stands for “seminole”

[@HarmNone]

Absolutely

[@redlupo2803]

100% facts, as always!

[@HarmNone]

Amen my brother

[@cxx23]

Regarding the Crusader, and this might have changed since the 360/Ps3 days; but the Crusader used to be the best offroading vehicle in the game because it had 50/50 power to the front and back wheels, while the Mesa was entirely RWD. Also, back then even the Sandking was RWD. The Crusader is an OG. Edit: Another fun fact: The Merryweather Mesa is STILL RWD. Aside from it's height and large tires, it's worse than Crusader at least for offroading. Edit2: Last fun fact: The Seminoles wheels are only an illusion so that it can blend in with normal vehicles. The seminole is a hovercraft. That's why it is the absolute best for offroading bar none.

[@HarmNone]

Lmao that’s actually really cool about the crusader and the merry weather Mesa I would’ve thought it was 4wd honestly

[@cxx23]

@@HarmNone It was about a year ago that I tested it, but you can check by putting your front bumper against a pole or wall and flooring it to see which wheels spin. I'm sure you know this though. Loved the video, btw.

[@gooshy8312]

Lol, cheeky lil fella, aren't cha? Seriously though, if you don't like the Freecrawler mostly because of its looks in that paint job, try the Canis livery. Anyway I quite like it. (and I watched the rest of the vid anyway, and even gave you a like. Take THAT, you!). One last thing: Isn't the Freecrawler a version of the big off-road truck that shows up in Vice City? Called the Dune or something. Anyway, thanks!

[@HarmNone]

Lol thanks for watching boss

[@kleshutrucker]

We need Karin 100% factual tier list

[@Aminole]

LFG! I never thought I’d see the day you rank all the shitty knock off seminoles but here it is. Seminole is daddy asf😩

[@HarmNone]

Fr bro 😩

[@Aminole]

@@HarmNone also for ur out the mud series you should really make use of the speedo custom, the gun on top has 360° view and is really good for missions. You can also request it thru interactions menu. Just super under utilized imo

[@madrowlawsin2262]

@@Aminole it's my go to for alotta shit

[@kianhasanzadeh509]

Harm none the best youtuber

[@bryan369dandovueltaenelavion]

dude im a bigass fan of ur content hope i get a lobby one day 🔥🔥🔥❤️

[@HarmNone]

Thank you bro what platform are you on?

[@bryan369dandovueltaenelavion]

@@HarmNone im on ps4 at the moment hopin got a 5 soon

[@LordtAzien]

I sold my Seminole without activating drag mode😂

[@HarmNone]

Drag mode is key

[@y_ffordd]

Yep the Bhodie is awesome, it looks a bit like a Landrover Defender and can offroad. I like the Freecrawler too, good offroad capability for a nonse car.

[@HarmNone]

Facts

[@justinjustintheman8816]

But the freecrawler is very capable tho

[@RenzzzB]

I saw that one coming.

[@HarmNone]

Lolol

[@SamJ_1980]

When I did my taxes a couple months ago, I calculated that I owed the government over $5,000. But, I had my taxes reviewed and wound up getting back over $8,000!!! Who reviewed my taxes you ask? That's right, it was the Canis Seminole.

[@HarmNone]

Dude that’s a massive W holy

[@A1KX100]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kasparbarbarossa7021]

Somehow I know where you're leading us in the end

[@breal6718]

ITS A PRANK 😂

[@calvindebruijn7441]

how long do these Seminole Jokes continue to be funny

[@HarmNone]

Forever

[@Kostadinow_777x]

Ill try this seminole

[@punchline3988]

😂🤣 Bro you're a disaster with the Seminole 👍👍

[@HarmNone]

Hahahaha

[@punchline3988]

@@HarmNone I do have to add though....that I love it haha

[@ArchieSonicTheHedgehogYT]

I'm Late but the Seminole is also able to activate a god mode feature that allows you to basically survive anything even the orbital cannon.

[@brethart2070]

I fucking love harm none he is so underrated and hilarious he deserves way more subs

[@HarmNone]

Much love brother 🤝

[@welshdefenceforces]

U should do HVY vehicles

[@HarmNone]

I plan to for sure

[@grapeseed427]

Do you run offroad tires on the Canis Seminole? Because mine has street tires and it just skates across the water instead of submerging 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@theblacksolidsnake]

Hey harmnone, can you do a tier list for the Coil brand? The brawler is a pretty underrated that very few people drive or talk about. Then there's the kamilion which goes in reverse ridiculously fast.

[@BiggyRection09]

Khamelions by Hijak

[@Game_I_Mania]

The btd music😭

[@HarmNone]

So good lol

[@bahaaelyoussef-2588]

Your the best

[@HarmNone]

You are bro

[@dchat_]

Make a tier list on Imponte vehicles

[@HarmNone]

Planning to

[@never.sleep.ever.3415]

Just when I thought HarmNone wasn't gonna HarmSome, he did it just 2 minutes later. I trusted him not to...but he failed...

[@HarmNone]

Oops

[@NewBeginningNewCreation]

Man I was chilling with a random one time and he had what I could have sworn was a canis but it was more of a car than an suv. It was so unique and I've been searching for it since but I can't find it anywhere

[@HarmNone]

Weird I wonder what it was

[@breal6718]

Its Called The Coil Trawler 750k legendary autos. Basically its an SUC Sport Utility Coupe Its a Sick Ride amazing offroad

[@Battlefield_Master5430]

Greatest troll ever 😂😂😂

[@bluebirb135]

All of those amazing features for only 30k? Thats a steal!

[@HarmNone]

Incredible value

[@akiyomer]

canis seminole can access cayo perico heist, casino heist, doomsday heist, pacific standard heist, series a funding heist, humane lab heist, prison break heist, fleeca heist and auto shop heist?

[@ESTXX00001]

The legendary Canis Seminole!!!

[@ryo_qi]

We need a Seminole MK2

[@kamildecordt9721]

Imagine you are just randomly watching this and you see this guy in a canes Seminole😂

[@MahmWithThePlan]

Just started the video but I KNOW what is number one...

[@HarmNone]

Lolol

[@dpeters3398]

Hey bro! Sry im so late

[@Therealmikebobaguard]

We already know what the top car is without watching the video

[@HarmNone]

There can only be one

[@NicholasUmstead]

Gotta love that Cherokee XJ, annoying that it’s like 100x more expensive than the real one lol

[@SniperWolfKing77]

I own many vehicles in the game and never bought a Canis Seminole. Can confirm now best in game. 👍

[@HarmNone]

It’s the greatest car ever

[@SniperWolfKing77]

@@HarmNone You're awesome with these fast replies man. I haven't watched your videos in probably a year, so I'm playing catch up. Watched all of your tier list videos in the last few days since I love cars in this game (I've spent 365 million on them). Agree with most of the points, though I gotta say the Kamacho has to be an S tier to me and there are a few C tier cars in other lists that I'm skeptical of, but not much. You've always been a great content creator man keep up the good work.

[@ProcyonDei]

The only thing that would make the Canis Seminole even better is if we could use the Up-n-Atomizer while driving it...

[@zTheColonelz]

The cannis Seminole can be driven underwater can confirm

[@HarmNone]

100%

[@andrewtvrdik3721]

Trevor‘s truck is so much customization

[@nickbuckley4371]

I’ve always liked Trevor’s truck it’s nice jeep

[@GochitiYT]

It is said that the canis Seminole is the car of a god

[@Da480.]

How do you activate drag mode? I wanna fly n go faster with mine ☹️

[@thfcgregg1573]

Canis Seminole obvs is greatest Doesn't even have a tier it's that good It aaaaaaaa🌟⭐⭐ tier

[@HarmNone]

Facts it’s too good for this list tbh

[@TigerWill]

I like mesa, it's nice, also winky it's a better military rp vehicle in my opinion

[@HarmNone]

True!

[@MrGoremuffin]

Nah the patriot milspec is the best military vehicle for rp

[@TigerWill]

@@MrGoremuffin it's a good one but is pretty slow, but also can be very luxurious

[@daddyj7901]

Cannis Seminole for the win

[@HarmNone]

Absolutely

[@user-ze6gy2vj2b]

I adore Kamacho

[@HarmNone]

It’s great!

[@user-gi8ys7es6g]

Seminole on top🥶🥶💪💪

[@HarmNone]

GOAT

[@wolfprince74]

Do you think Rockstar will ever make a Seminole mark ll?

[@HarmNone]

I’m praying for it

[@wolfprince74]

@@HarmNone i can just imagine it shooting rockets, using thrusters, and driving underwater

[@forceenhance]

I once saw a player steal a poor civilians Seminole, I made him regret it.

[@HarmNone]

Excellent

[@Mira_Zeraora]

You can rank every karin vehicle?

[@HarmNone]

Definitely will soon

[@madrowlawsin2262]

how you activate the drag mode?

[@jacobrhodes7883]

Long live the Seminole

[@HarmNone]

Amen!

[@dirtymoneyyyy]

They better put the seminole in gta 6, if we don't get to drive a seminole in the first mission Im deleting the game right away.

[@AgentManic]

are u guys sure harmnone is not using mods for the seminole

[@Broly_Rinehardt]

Can someone please explain the Seminole? Like, is this a bit? A gag on the channel? I'm just really confused lol

[@jackp.richardson6415]

Can someone explain the meme behind the Canis Seminole lol

[@garrison6217]

yes

[@keithsmith281]

The Seminole blew up after 1 rpg lol

[@Battlefield_Master5430]

It’s a prank bro lmao

[@itzraiders04]

I might need to buy the Seminole then!😂

[@HarmNone]

It’s time bro

[@itzraiders04]

@@HarmNone 😲Lmao will it make me want to sell my MK2 HarmNone?😂

[@aceaj2620]

2:26 should have colored it light brown Full cardboard box experience

[@HarmNone]

Lol true

[@thaddaeus_schwammkopf54]

I don't have to watch the video to know that the Seminole will be in S Tier

[@HarmNone]

🤠

[@samanthapearson5903]

That last car ALL CAP TO ME

[@jvrgreene]

Y’all gotta be joking about the Seminole right? It does nothing stated in this video

[@dirtymoneyyyy]

We aren't joking, go buy a seminole and see for yourself

[@patricke0n]

That canis frontier has a bunch of customization. Wood panel livery, light bars ect. Drives like shit but a legit 90s cherokee.

[@HarmNone]

It’s super nice fr

[@Finland0_0]

the canis seminole is the best

[@HarmNone]

Absolutely

[@gdrenas]

S tier stands for Seminole tier