Harry and Paul - I Can't Believe It's Not Custard 2

From Series 2, Episode 1 of Harry and Paul. All rights go to the BBC.

[@nibunibu4254]

Me caaant believe dis is still up!

[@nervesconcord]

It's because fans of Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse are of generally above average intelligence. That being said it's only a matter of time before some sheep on Twitter get shown it by their smarter friends and the outrage REEEEE mob sets out on the 'This is something that I've been told is offensive and therefore it must be destroyed to protect my fragile agenda' warpath. White guys parodying black people is fine, just like non-white people parodying white people in things like the musical Hamilton is fine; when all peoples can accept and laugh at each other we will have reached the zenith of inclusivity.

[@Marcus01285]

Pretty much

[@WilfChadwick]

I can't believe Harry's ex's daughter hasn't disowned him and grassed him up.(Lilly 'virtuous' Allen)

[@QFIhawkman]

It nat racist, but ya knaa sure feel a lickle bit like it!

[@mrsteve170]

No Toby, you've completely lost control of the situation, it's 'Me cyaant believe dis is still up'

[@DovahKanye]

"I love you because I'm not racist." This has aged like fine wine.

[@Baresi-Unico-Capitano]

What's wrong with being loving and not racist?

[@dbilbie]

It’s spot on isn’t it!!

[@James28R]

@@Baresi-Unico-Capitano loving someone purely to try to prove one is not racist is virtue signalling, fake and not needed

[@MedievalGenie]

To those who don't remember, this was around the time when Levi Roots and his 'Reggae Reggae Sauce' won a deal despite not very sound finances and yet another life story (like 90% of the usual failed peddlers). It just made this sketch utterly perfect.

[@lizclegg7556]

Yes, the sketch was very on point.

[@cymro6537]

Yeah ,I remember Levi Roots getting money from Peter Jones - who didn't ask to much questions on Levi's shite finances - luckily for Levi being black - he got the cash - had he been a white bloke from Scunthorpe with the same product and backstory it would've been a case of: " *Sorry ,I'm out* "

[@xigbar1994]

Plus in the previous sketch the two presented the same custard product and the dragons hated it. So it's saying that you can pitch anything, even the same product twice and accompanied by a little song, get money.

[@birchybirchy206]

Its a pisstake of levi roots

[@annother3350]

...And a crappy sauce

[@fransb8543]

For some reason, today this song has been in my head all day and I came her for closure.

[@billybobbodiddly5940]

Me can’ beliebe eet not costa Eet not costa not costa Me can’ beliebe eet not costa But eet test like costa test

[@fransb8543]

@@billybobbodiddly5940 thanks, now it's stuck in my head again....

[@water2bank804]

Paul Whitehouse is an insanely talented actor...his commitment to any role Is on another level

[@keiththripp7531]

The Bob Marley Davidson made me chuckle 😂

[@wazztvproductions]

Imagine getting this on tv in 2019! The United Nations would probably have to get involved.

[@Kev.Channel]

Everything that Harry & Paul produced was the absolute best comedy - would love to see them back on the box.

[@donner101]

I would love to see them black on the box like in this skit just to trigger the SJWs.

[@donner101]

@@george-xcx SJWs

[@donner101]

@@george-xcx Ok I'm outside now what?

[@donner101]

@@george-xcx I was hoping you were just a sad troll, it turns out you are sick.

[@donner101]

@@george-xcx Seems we have gone full circle and you are calling yourself an SJW even though it's 2021 and not 2016 contradicting the very reason you started trolling me. What a SJW numpty you really are in 2021. Regards from your intellectually superior Conservatives.

[@trained4takedown]

Only by having watched the real Dragons' Den, episode featuring 'Reggae Reggae sauce' can you fully appreciate the comedy in this skit! lol

[@TheSuperQuail]

Reggae Reggae sauce is still sold EVERYWHERE and I've never met anybody who uses it.

[@23Stork]

Yeah, crisps flavour he does is really good though. The sauce is just disappointing, too sweet

[@DeejayVillain]

It’s delicious. Prefer it to ketchup on a bacon and egg sarnie

[@stinameaner]

I don't mind it, I'll buy it now and against there must be a use for it somewhere plus he does a really nice drink called Caribbean Crush

[@owenjnelson-fb9mg]

Guess you don’t know much people…

[@Ryan10192]

“Babylon…Savylon…The Healing ting” 😂😂😂

[@BBK.1984]

"The dragons decided your pitch was only skin deep" 🤣 Genius!... "And your rice ‘n’ pea ‘n’ fish... Put some Reggae Reggae Custad on ya dish!"

[@maxmattt]

I'm surprised Harry and Paul haven't been retroactively cancelled by the terminally offended outrage mob.

[@rachelar]

Philippine Embassy tried. One Filipina's ten second appearance was the centre of the universe, you see. The whole joke revolves around the Philippines (not)

[@TheBT]

The terminally offended outrage mob are too busy going after 'DEI' at the moment.

[@berlinmitte10117]

Exactly - the good old days when we could tell satire and parody from real life and not get 'offended'. Happy days!

[@XhoowieX]

duncan gillotines face when james says 'but i do have 1 question for you' gets me every time!

[@Wally-H]

Catches perfectly the fact that the two of them had a big fall out when Duncan discovered James was hiding his money from the taxman abroad.

[@T-bit]

I can't believe they got away with impersonating a woman and custard this day and age!!!

[@andrewwheeler8591]

Very clever 😊

[@Zed_Zone]

Bob Marley Davidson.... BRILLIANT!!

[@lordbenny]

One of my favourite ever sketches.....watch it now before it’s banned!

[@nicheman3612]

It's still not been banned. I think most people can see the sketch is making fun of out-of-touch rich people.

[@regwatson2017]

Thank God it lives on in KZbin. Mind you - don't make it too popular for the algorithm guys or it will somehow disappear....

[@grantgibson45]

This is absolutely classic

[@JackSmith-kp2vs]

The days when everyone was secure enough to not be offended and actually have a laugh. Society really has gone down the tubes pretty rapidly since

[@odacaz718]

Ok Jack

[@JackSmith-kp2vs]

@Odacaz Indeed

[@OrangeBananaPear]

Hi Jack. I can laugh at most things but this is just wrong.

[@JackSmith-kp2vs]

@Joe Tell me why you can’t laugh at it. What offends you?

[@OrangeBananaPear]

@@JackSmith-kp2vs I think it plays on stereotypes that have racial undertones and makes it acceptable to laugh at other people based on these stereotypes. I don't mind what people do or do not find funny and everyone is entitled to their viewpoint. No problem for me to not watch it.

[@weeksy79]

The Tropic Thunder loophole; the actor isn’t in blackface, the character is.

[@stfc5138]

Shabba shabba nearly killed me

[@BloodyFandango]

It's a parody of the Reggae Reggae Sauce guy who was on the show.

[@richardlongmore9301]

How dose stateing the obvious make him a moron. He is spot on

[@Bpg5012trick]

You're an idiot, because he is right.

[@nicheman3612]

It felt more like a parody of out-of-touch rich people who think walking stereotypes are real.

[@Dynoxe]

Heh. I love Duncan's face when James interjects. Ahem.

[@TheMusicianTom]

If you like cheese and you like peas, you’ll love cheesy peas.

[@mci6830]

Now , squeezy, cheesy peas.

[@owenjnelson-fb9mg]

@@mci6830and the Christmas special, cheesus peasus for baby Jesus!!

[@FatLeonard84]

How is Paul not a major movie star? He is able to play any part conveniently well!

[@choclatesaltyballz]

Dexterror Jonny Depp said Paul Whitehouse is the greatest actor that's ever lived

[@peater3927]

shut up...

[@Altoseb]

@@choclatesaltyballz Amazingly true.

[@sirjohnmara]

Next James Bond 007

[@mikerafone100]

Genius and hilarious!!!

[@Koofteh]

I can't get this song out of my head.

[@bodiegod]

It's funny because it's true. Did the original rasta not lie about the source of his sauce, anyway?

[@DrVicVonDoom]

Babylon savlon ahahahahahahahaha

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

If they air this season again, they will axe this episode because of blackface. I'm a Black African and it's not racist one bit 😂

[@nervesconcord]

Yup, that's the problem with progressive types, they think progressive means to treat everyone differently with respect to their differences, when in actual fact, to be truly progressive we should treat everyone exactly the same regardless of our differences so that our differences are forgotten. White people doing blackface is fine, black people doing whiteface is fine, and everything in between, as long as it's funny and not seeking to harm or create disadvantage for people. Morgan Freeman said it best when asked how we get rid of racism, he replied "Stop talking about it."

[@scabthecat]

It isn't racist. The outrage mob are liars or hard of thinking.

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

@@scabthecat Absolutely. How is it racist? smh 🤦‍♂️

[@bleu2680]

Why are you lying about your race?

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

@@bleu2680 Why are you lying about me lying?

[@jez9999]

"Theo Thefoetus"

[@rigsby1454]

This is legit hilarious

[@timcrowther8475]

Paul Whitehouse's song is genius. WHAT IM say it nat custad 🤣🤣🤣

[@truthoutmedia]

Unwritten and unspoken truth which most dare not even speak of yet is widely known

[@bolshevikproductions]

ME KYAN BELIEVE IT NAT CUSTARD 400g

[@normietwiceremoved]

Arguably not racist as a sketch. Very clever.

[@TheDodger74]

Just about sums up everything since 2020.

[@murraykins1952]

BRILLIANT

[@Homebous76]

The dreadlock deadlock

[@FrigidFriar]

Would this be allowed on the BBC any more? Black-up, fake Jamaican accents - why, it's the very thing the BBC is outraged about as being 'racist'.

[@hughjarrse]

+Theta_Sigma Just been on BBC2 31-8-15

[@felder5201]

+Theta_Sigma because it's funny? It's humour, I don't find it offensive in the slightest

[@mrsubject1]

+Theta_Sigma this was like 2013

[@mrsubject1]

***** dont you believe in magic boyo?

[@liamgoodenough8947]

Its supposed to be ironic

[@richardholmes]

Me can’t believe it not custard. Me can’t believe it not custard. Jah know it not custard. But it taste like custard taste.

[@GHOSTGAMER175]

ME CANT BELIEVE IT NOT CUSTARD

[@AfridiZindabad]

After watching the Levi roots episode this is even funnier

[@roddi733]

Life now initiates art

[@chrisefc3579]

Dead Men Talking sent me here.

[@Nobody76World]

What episode do they discuss this because I want to know what Freddy thinks of this, I my go to sketch

[@chrisefc3579]

@@Nobody76World It says I posted that 10 months ago, so I would look at the episodes from April 2022.

[@Nobody76World]

@@chrisefc3579 ok, thank you, I can't wait to hear Freddy's thoughts

[@Damush1]

Gold

[@Coppertunes]

This is where the woke whites start to protest on behalf of the blacks that are not offended.

[@nakkadu]

Actually everyone in the comments seem to think it's funny

[@charliereedie6803]

its making more fun of them than blacks anyway

[@richardlongmore9301]

The truest comedy sketch of all time. Reggae Reggae sauce is rubbish

[@justjones5430]

The Bob Marley Davidson! Hahahaha! :-)

[@miriamelia]

Genius.

[@MrEsChannelYT]

wat a ting

[@Dapheulia]

Hilarous! :)

[@SandGrain]

Hilarious, I love this gang!

[@saintbeavis]

I need a Bob Marley Davison

[@Blind_Haze]

This is absolutely brilliant!! 💯

[@johnleyland2053]

Brilliant

[@waspshot23]

"Im hail from Thanet Brion!" LOL I'm from Thanet.

[@drhfuhruhurr4253]

More relevant than ever in woke Britain

[@lon3don]

Im 'ail from Farnet Bryon!! Classic!! (btw that was where the big mental hospital used to be - Friern Barnet, that is)

[@patchso]

I genuinely thought they were two black Jamaicans. Imagine my surprise!

[@philhode5104]

Funniest ting I seen for ages,smoke ganga live longa

[@greghall6950]

Hilarious

[@that_bloke_kiri]

hahaha, fucking love this.. brilliant

[@tcraigh1]

I am American and I demand you brits send Harry and Paul to do a series over here, you are lucky to have talent like this, one thing I don’t get, is this sketch implying that it is easier to get investment on uk dragons den if you have a jamaican rasta image?

[@mathewmeehan5553]

No just how people today bow to political correctness

[@patmustardlive]

@@mathewmeehan5553 No. it’s a piss take of Levi roots who was on the real dragons den.

[@pachma405]

So true.

[@rickyc775]

SHABBA

[@edservice8296]

One of the funniest ever .

[@mroriginalabides6730]

This is soooo accurate to how the elites act nowdays haha

[@Suedeheadlover]

Foockin' ace, mon! Shabba!

[@nemo9248]

Justin Trudeau would ve loved this sketch

[@MatthewThomasWxm]

SHABBA SHABBA

[@philmulrooney7020]

Coming over here reinventing our custard

[@joebananas4741]

Brilliant. Shows these people up for their hypocrisy. They should do a sketch about Lenny Henry's Knighthood.

[@pachma405]

Yes, but don't forget, Sir Black People who are multi millionaires don't get a fair chance in life.

[@blueskav]

yes and why he got one ,as apart from tizwas he was shite.

[@Bpg5012trick]

Pretty sure Lenny Henry, whitened up as a white man, can you please explain the difference?

[@MrLW25]

me kyan beieve it nat custard!

[@lorekinyin]

Eaten out the custard

[@shesgotclaws]

Lmao! Funny the first time I saw this and it's still funny! I'll give you everything just to show I'm not rascist lol did our government write this? Haaaaaa!

[@danielweavers2535]

Paul and Harry 😂😂 never so relevant

[@Fummy007]

"You're *pitch* was only skin deep" to clever for the audience.

[@DreTheChronic]

*your #too Who's too clever?

[@Howesenberg]

Spelling error aside, why would you make this comment? you are part of the audience, you got the joke and it's not exactly a subtle joke, I'm pretty sure even an idiot would correlate the use of the phrase 'skin deep' with the skin colour joke.

[@Howesenberg]

@@UsernameVincent I wasn't critizing the spelling, it was a reference to a previous comment about the spelling. I am saying that it's not the spelling that bothers me, it's the assumption that the joke would be too clever for most people to understand.

[@PHS.44]

Jam say we na custard

[@lobsterboy2020]

HOW have Harry and Paul managed to avoid the cancel brigade!?

[@nicheman3612]

Kind of makes you think maybe the cancel culture thing is being cynically exaggerated and exploited to keep people in a perpetual state of fear and outrage at what the world is coming to.

[@scottandrewbrass1931]

Me can't believe it.

[@dannycar271]

Class 😂

[@MrBuch169169]

I LOVE you because I'm NOT racist... xD

[@athull08]

This is, of course, a parody of something that really happened in an episode of Dragon's den.

[@starkeystarkey1322]

It's called comedy!

[@joda6466]

Bob marley davidson!😂

[@kooora18]

Theo Thefoetus LMAO!

[@richardozimek5314]

When is Queenie going to give them a knighthood. Mon

[@jameshowe2797]

Am even less racist then all them so I’ll give you as much money as you want for no stake at all

[@frankkrank3970]

Me caan believe it's not racist!

[@nozyspy4967]

Would have been funny id he started sweating so much the makeup ran off his face. xD

[@1992jamo]

Haha that would have been perfect.

[@ElChapo-kw7qe]

How did they get away with this?

[@nakkadu]

Because it's funny and not offensive

[@frenchy16785]

Me kyan believe it nat cust ard

[@JamesTaylorMfc]

Shabba shabba 🤣🤣🤣

[@bensimpson710]

its me that only get the they are taking the piss out of Levi Roots when he went on Dragons Den

[@renjay3743]

Well done Einstein. It wouldn't be funny otherwise.

[@richardlongmore9301]

Very perceptive

[@Froggen88]

stereotypical, not racist. Where is hate expressed here towards them because of their race?

[@krisscanlon4051]

Bob Marley Davidson😂

[@MarxistKnight]

Are they parodying someone who's been on there before and didn't do very well?

[@AlexLintonUK]

It's parodying Levi Roots.

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

They are parodying Levi Roots, who did EXTREMELY well. I think they are trying to critique "affirmative action", I don't think they are trying to say that the dragons actually invested in Levi just because he was black, although maybe they are.

[@TheFluffy47]

well I cant believe its not butter!

[@northernwarrior7177]

Absolutely hilarious