Harry Potter || Crack • H U M O R •

[@ireneandthedevines6366]

Both the ‘Shut Up Malfoy’ and ‘ He has her eyes Life is a Lie’ both got me... I was laughing so hard Drarry fo life.

[@darronstepp9937]

Irene and The Devine's DRARRY for death

[@paxxishere7932]

DRARRY is life

[@trinitymanalo5034]

@@coffee_crumble so, You ship RELATIVES???? yeah thats right, they are non blood relatives.

[@5sos4life54]

Malfoy : You think there's someone who's worse than Dumbledore?? Goyle (Harry) : Justin Bieber?? Draco : I love you Potter Ron : WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!!!!

[@Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic]

*shipping Draco And Harry*

[@gray8858]

@@Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic I DO TOO

[@gray8858]

I mean JB and Umbrige both

[@alexgeorgiev6226]

Why did I shipet sooo much

[@blueberryrain2840]

Isabella Dant you mean Dustbin Binbreath

[@emilylozowski2383]

HAHAHA "SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME" I was DYING lol!!!!!!

[@sleepy._.potter6820]

Drarry 😏

[@astryanic]

Drarry was in the video and air girl. 😏🙄😎💚❤ Drarry al the way ayhhh! 🐍💚🦁❤

[@示Ð尺示]

I love drarry

[@iorilvr]

I love Drarry and whoever hates it, their whole life is a frickin lie

[@trinitymanalo5034]

Harrys godfather is Sirius, Sirius's cousin is Bellatrix, Bellatrix's soster is Narcissa, Narcissa's son is Draco, if drarry happened.....

[@afmXx_]

1:04 "There is something on your face...IT WAS PAIN"😂😂😂

[@jordankornienko5168]

wow...

[@mollyconnelly5309]

I’ve seen that like 100 times and I still laugh 😂

[@allen_041]

😂

[@Elizabeth-xg3fi]

'Uoh, there's something on your face-' *punch* 'It was painnnn' I gutted myself laughing 😂

[@JustMe-zv3ie]

Elizabeth That is clearly my favourite😂👌

[@JuliaSewell868]

Elizabeth asdf

[@richardtough6305]

asdaf is the actually the best.

[@No1AldamonFanGirl]

I love that one!

[@hermionegranger5065]

Lol

[@foofzie9847]

“ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE” *little children continue to scream*

[@miaediting709]

LMAO Ikrr😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@Claudia-dm9ok]

I died at Pretty Little Luscious and the Titanic part.

[@KatDareba26]

Well, making it was fun, I died there too, but i also died at Draco screaming little girl :')

[@crinkledsoap3211]

Lucius

[@cy6eriaa]

KatherineLover Draco screaming 😂😂😂 Me and my friend had 2 rewind it 5 times and people were staring at us(cuz we were a recess)

[@nilanjanchaudhuri2892]

*Lucius

[@tar4825]

Lucious*

[@5sos4life54]

Snape That up off the floor Snape That gimme some more Snape That till you get sore And turn to page 394

[@jaredfletcher76]

Lmfao 150 points to your house

[@hermionegranger4516]

5sos 4Life lmao

[@lil9812]

5sos 4Life that is great

[@evie5302]

10000 points to your house!

[@ccsmiq]

so classic

[@susaackles6593]

HONESTLY it's freakin' dope to b a potterhead😂 Who agrees? Best community

[@cy6eriaa]

Susa Ackles ikr

[@nebula2578]

Susa Ackles YEAP

[@elizabethp7300]

HP 4 EVER

[@superstudiosincpaul1268]

Susa Ackles yep wish magic was real tho

[@a.c.d.s]

Yasss

[@tomfelton8444]

Justin beber is worse than Dumbledore for sure

[@dabismh9201]

Tom Felton yes

[@HarryPotter-ck1ed]

Tom Felton Obviously

[@reannakwan8773]

Tom Felton of course

[@cass6683]

Tom Felton 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 for sure

[@cy6eriaa]

And trump

[@cadalemke537]

I died at WHERES MY SANDWICH!!!???

[@avianroyalty1158]

SAME

[@ellastrange2175]

SAME

[@irischen7958]

Cada Lemke legitttt

[@cy6eriaa]

SAME! Me and my friend were dying of laugher 😂

[@nebula2578]

SAME

[@tayla6550]

Video: *Me on Valentine's Day* Me: Don't worry gurl me tooooooo #SinglePringle!

[@shrixsingh]

me three years later

[@yasmineoshea4016]

PRETTY LITTLE LUCIUS GOT ME HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND IM MEANT TO BE ASLEEP 😴

[@user-wn6li8fc8i]

Yasmine O'Shea same 😂

[@piperxox739]

I'm crying of laughter

[@theappler9516]

think of drowning puppies

[@zach4970]

LOLLLL SAMMEEEE

[@cy6eriaa]

He actually should audition for pretty little liars That would be hilarious 😂

[@steflos12]

I got so sad when I saw Snape embrace Lily, but at the same time I wanted to laugh. I got so ashamed of my self.

[@KatDareba26]

Panic! At Hogwarts I had the same feeling making the scene with Madagaskar and Dumbledore. Btw cool name! ❤❤

[@misstopia1]

Panic! At Hogwarts I legit cried even with the song Although I almost laugh, how shameful of me

[@marlenerenee2140]

Love your name

[@itsmehi2909]

Same😭😭😱😱😱😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@seungminsicedamericano]

Just imagine Umbridge on a wrecking ball... *shivers* I just gave myself nightmares.

[@stefanije9928]

BlackRose OfJelsa hell no 😂

[@cutsieproductions4805]

BlackRose OfJelsa i was having a very nice dream before I read this comment

[@berlin8602]

Instead, i imagined Umbridge getting smashed *with* the wrecking ball.

[@mydungthitruong.6125]

Hell nah!

[@jayeclydesdale3743]

Blue Rose u gave me nightmares until the 2020 Harry Potter day

[@funmitalabi9607]

1:56 what every Drarry fan was thinking throughout the series.

[@zach4970]

ANYONE ELSE WANNA BE IN HARRY'S POSITION IN THAT CASE BWAHAHAH

[@cy6eriaa]

As I was crying from a fanfic 😭 my poor Draco💚

[@lonelyhufflepuffgirl6532]

Honestly, I love Draco. Harry, you is one lucky boi.

[@squoshi9701]

Coolspygirl obviously.

[@cy6eriaa]

Lonely Hufflepuff Girl yep

[@saiadattanibrickley]

A WHOLE NEW WOORLLLD *me going into the candy store*

[@KatDareba26]

endaya me going go book store or candy store ❤

[@saiadattanibrickley]

oh changed my mind its the book store :D

[@beckhamm6993]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RanchMonarch]

Me going into Hot Topic

[@iorilvr]

that's me at the library or the candy store or outside but I can't because of the frickin corona

[@julz_089]

Okay but- the scene of Harry and Hermione dancing was just downright hEaRtWaRmiNg. GeT mE a fRiEnD LiKe tHaT pLeAsE!

[@-ea-56]

_Shut up Malfoy _*_Shut up and sleep with me_* _-Drarry

[@KatDareba26]

U ship them? I ship Dramione and Drapple :D

[@-ea-56]

_~Drapple is fuckin' real :D_

[@lipsincmsp5596]

•Justin Føley {The Blue Angel}• I ship drapple, harmione and demumbridge

[@hermionegranger2081]

•Justin Føley {The Blue Angel}• DRAMIONE FOR LIFE

[@emilybell3060]

I just died

[@blingblong8504]

I want to avada kadevra Justin😂

[@la-td3vu]

BTS FOREVER same

[@spacedustandplanets7901]

BTS FOREVER trueeeeee

[@Alyssa-Reddy]

You're saying it wrong. It's avada kedAvra, not avada kedevra.

[@Uhnana]

@@Alyssa-Reddy It is: AvAdA KeDAvrA! not avada kedAvra

[@luciaguzman1727]

The Weasley twins scene got me.

[@babs_the_bat]

Lucille Goodman It's meant to be be cool but after all it just makes us sad, right?

[@Uhnana]

The Weasleys are Fireworks. So this is normal that everywhere are fireworks!

[@iorilvr]

same

[@muhdnawfal9086]

Dementor comes in "Anything off the trolley dears?"

[@meowlaurens1569]

Muhd Nawfal i

[@iorilvr]

XD

[@shilomi2713]

Underrated comment

[@muhdnawfal9086]

@🐍💚Slytherin_Queen💚🐍 I'm in love with you

[@lizat3185]

HAHAHA OMG

[@mosh843]

Draco Malfoys scream omfg EDIT: OMG THANKS FOR THE ♥️ ON MA COMMENT!!! :D

[@randomstuff-gs7xt]

Harry: has blue eyes Lily: has brown eyes Everyone: yOu hAvE yOuR mOtHeRs GrEeN eYeS

[@iorilvr]

Lily had Blue eyes. Harry had blue eyes because Daniel Radcliffe was allergic to the contacts

[@sejalpatil3247]

Snape- my life was a lie😱

[@sarlotestarina532]

Omg thank you for this... I loved the "Shut up Malfoy" part :D I ship Drarry hardcore so thank you for that one XD

[@KatDareba26]

Šarlote Stariņa you're welcome. ❤

[@5sos4life54]

Charlotte Same

[@yourtimeisup3026]

#Drarry4Life

[@susielockard6253]

Darry ewwww why would ya ship that????

[@yourtimeisup3026]

Susie Lockard you just hit some serious buttons (plus its Drarry not Darry)

[@LilooTheWolfDemigod]

,,Shut up and sleep with me, come on, why don't you sleep with me?" *INSERT DRACO'S SEDUCTIVE SMILE HERE.*

[@ne9599]

When Seamus kept on blowing stuff up DIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW-OW-OW -OW-OW

[@lunadarknell4582]

I was in search for this comment! THANK YOU LIKE A LOT!!!

[@hannah7399]

Voldemort: AVADA KE Hermione: StOp sToP StOp, your going to take someone’s eye out! Besides your saying it WrOnG

[@MonoAndSix_DaMaw]

Hannah Abbott you mean Lucius: AVADA KE-

[@samanthajade08]

So Snape's a girl now..................cool! I died at the one where Draco 'screamed' in the forest

[@cy6eriaa]

Eylie Sharpe Siriusly... that was punny

[@oscarthefunnydoggo9695]

Ikr oh my god-😂

[@iammothman]

No I am in fact not a girl

[@ezgi6325]

@@iammothman oh hello there professor.. *runs away dramatically*

[@iammothman]

@@ezgi6325 evening

[@meaganhenscheid9305]

5:28 should be: Snape that, all on the floor Snape that, gimmie some more Snape that, till you get sore Turn to, 3 94

[@faischka]

This comment is so fckg underrated

[@jessiecamel9852]

* W H E R E S M Y SENDWICH*

[@iorilvr]

patrick ate it

[@allen_041]

​@@iorilvr 😂

[@ellastrange2175]

WHERES MY SANDWICH

[@robertkorv9463]

EllaStRabenv awx i ate it😈😈😈

[@lemay0011]

In my hand!

[@cy6eriaa]

🥪

[@tripleskyz1501]

i ate it im sorry i was hungry >:)

[@ShamimKhan-gj8ug]

This 🍞🍖🍞

[@mudworm3573]

Imagine this: Draco: you think there's somone worse than him? Hoyle: Potter Draco: NO GOYLE YOU KNOW I LOVE HIM

[@advancinginreverse2387]

Whenever I see a clip of Vol- *You-Know-Who* touching Harry I just imagine him going "I can touch you now" *boops nose* "Boop!"

[@lakhenaung9298]

4:42 I really don't ship it cuz they're more like siblings but this is really cute💜

[@KatDareba26]

that scene choosed my friend, she likes that song a she wanted this scene, soo

[@lakhenaung9298]

KatherineLover ohh that's cool

[@alexmorlock6584]

0.o ok then

[@k.k.315]

Clary White 1:56 i ship this♥

[@hazel-bf8vo]

Nathalie xoxo yes

[@roleplayers2885]

Molly: now speak verry clearly Harry: diagonalgysjskekeodhd Other times Harry: diagonal ally

[@lakhenaung9298]

I cried at the ending. DID YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO PUT THE TWINS AT THE ENDING USHDHXSHGS

[@Gwen-mg8pv]

I miss Fred... Seeing Ron cry on him in the movie made me sad.. Fred was my favorite twin... no offence on George cause I felt bad for his ear

[@iorilvr]

the best part

[@wakeshimutanemahazunakunam819]

you saying it WROOoooonnggg I love the british accent😂

[@lipsincmsp5596]

5:25 why didn't they do contact lenses by her if it can't by Daniel.

[@KatDareba26]

lipsinc msp Good point.

[@evdb02]

lipsinc msp they did that so the point "same eyes" was still the same

[@eurasieraurora]

Maybe she also had something that made her unable to? Or she was too young?

[@bonzieisthebonnie8674]

it irritated their eyes.

[@XLightChanX]

bc they were stupid and lazy in those last movies haha

[@buraa2755]

*i died at ''snape that'' omfg*

[@iorilvr]

same when Snape snape's Ron get it?

[@emilybell3060]

I hated dumbledores death so when I saw 3:36 I was laughing and crying at the same time

[@KatDareba26]

Me too, i felt so bad about this, but i am very happy, that you liked it ♥

[@MsWatismyname]

Its raining men!

[@ellastrange2175]

Don't judge but snapes death was more emotional for me

[@ellastrange2175]

Don't judge but snapes death was more emotional for me

[@berndjans1483]

Emily Bell the same

[@karensturm7316]

*Sees vid* oh no not more crack After vid: *lays in grave* sign above says died of laughter XDDDDDDDDD

[@tashapayne07]

_•Me the day before my 11th birthday;•_ **Makes a Hogwarts letter, puts my own address on it and put it in the post box** _•The next day ( my bday )•_ Family: Happy birthday Tasha! Me: WHATS IN THE POST AHMAGAWD IM GOIN TO HOGWARTS BAI!

[@vasilikipr.7355]

Hahaha ha!!! Nice idea!! I, will do the same!! 💡❤️😝😝😂😂😂😂😂

[@zainab-ci8qm]

I should do that this year 😂 cuz I’m turning 11

[@vasilikipr.7355]

@@zainab-ci8qm I will do it too! I have birthday on February so... 😂

[@iorilvr]

bai I'm off making my own letter

[@Starry_Tones]

I wish I did that 😭.

[@iamnottracer782]

3:19 Harry: "You won't bring those fingers anywhere near me till you get a manicure."

[@susaackles6593]

He HAS HER EYES! My LIFE is a liiieeeee AHAHAHA

[@KatDareba26]

but it is :D

[@indy-dog2]

oh damn nice burn

[@iorilvr]

my life is a lie too.

[@sleepingvioletgachagamez9443]

There once was a boy named Harry, Destined to be a star, His parents were killed By voldemort, Who gave him a lightning scar! ADMIT IT, YOU SUNG THIS.

[@indy-dog2]

{ S T O R M C L O U D S } McGonagall is the name you uncultered swine >: (

[@iorilvr]

Jon Cozart was the creator of the song

[@jad-baa-2176]

1:10 This girl is on fire😂😂😂😂 1:38 dying😂😂😂😂 5:40😂😂

[@maple_4319]

Me after the video: **rolling on the couch, laughing like crazy** My mum: *what are you laughing at now?* 🤦

[@beckhamm6993]

I still can’t get over the “Drarry” scene! (It’s so beautiful!!!)

[@hitmanbangstoesucker1740]

I never laughed so much when Neville was dancing 😂

[@emilybell3060]

I loved this soo much

[@KatDareba26]

Thanks

[@cressidalestrange6263]

When the “Shut up Malfoy” part come on I died cause I ship them hardcore thank you for that

[@serenanovotney352]

1. Hermione 2. Harry 3. Ron 4. Snape 5. Voldimort 6. The best wizard 7. Ginny 8. Dobby 9. Hagrid 10. Draco Last number of likes is u 😊

[@ritblock6224]

*•Star Novo•* Voldemort😂

[@softichi6914]

The best wizard *oH*

[@iorilvr]

RoN

[@hanav.8415]

Ginnnnnyyyy yay

[@sam-ip6ns]

I'm harry

[@leagamer]

4:00 totally me when Draco is going to the dark side again Also I died of laughing 😂👌

[@yourtimeisup3026]

Harry: "Shut up Malfoy" Draco:"Shut up and sleep with me come on why don't you sleep with me, shut up and sleep with me come on why don't you sleep with me'' Me:*Dies*

[@cressidalestrange6263]

Your time is up!! It kills me!!!! Drarry shipper?

[@iorilvr]

@@cressidalestrange6263 yup

[@kiyomimikoda2216]

I love the whole "shut up malfoy scene", primarily because once harry sorta starts a conflict by saying that, dracos like 'oh no he didn't, crabbe hold my purse'

[@rinamoo108]

Draco has the best on crack videos😂

[@darronstepp9937]

Yoongi likes Pretty Legs draco has the best everything

[@Noone-ue3bg]

This is the best Crack video I've ever seen

[@smiletea8940]

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE IAAAIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOVEE YOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!! The true character song for Snape!

[@squidsaturn]

3:50 OMG I'm dying :') Best one.. I love the Hunger Games..

[@reverie_44]

2:51WHERE İS MY SANDEVİTCH ?!!?!?!?!!! -Albus Dumbledore🤣🤣

[@petra8770]

The Justin Biber part and everything else😹💯❤️

[@tomfelton8444]

1:36 that's not me that is harry when Hermione corrects him

[@hermionegranger1446]

Draco Malfoy that's actually funny Malfoy

[@alexmorlock6584]

Yeah right malfoy

[@alexmorlock6584]

Stupid muggle phone wont let me change my picture

[@hermionegranger1446]

harry potter Harry

[@alexmorlock6584]

Hermione Granger 'Mione

[@sammythestrawberryofficial]

4:28 "Potter?" "bRiTnEy bItcH" OMG YOU HAVE ME DEAD🤣🤣

[@hermionegranger1446]

Hahaha Malfoy u screamed like a little girl!

[@dracomalfoy5289]

Hermione Granger No...

[@hermionegranger1446]

Draco Malfoy yeah you did lol

[@monacomehome112]

+Draco Malfoy Sleep with me? Lol jks Hermione hes all urs i ship dramione hard...

[@agfon9186]

+Draco Malfoy Yes u did Malfoy😂

[@hermionegranger4823]

Hermione Granger i know right ;)

[@vesper_ST4R]

1:10 This reminded me of a Drarry tictok where Harry was singing "This boy is a bottom" 😂

[@Appapp-ng8me]

This should be called "songs in real life Harry Potter edition"

[@mandyriversnake5326]

There is something on your face..... it was pain!!!!

[@Agentofsecrets0]

1:18 *Lucius getting ready to cast a spell and fails by waving to much*

[@zen-ur4ys]

I have watched this a million times already Best crack vid

[@Harley-uc1lu]

Omigod the one with Katniss is so me 😂 -i’ll do anything for you Draco!-

[@swankybeatsbyswankydre6013]

“Look there was something on your face!! IT WAS PAIN!!” LOOOOOOL

[@humangarbage3251]

she said '' shut up harry '' and dance with me

[@deadlimelight82]

"the burn book" part i literally almost died!!!😂😂😂

[@hahahalol-.-7979]

2:06 that lip bite I'm dying 😂

[@mariasantoslopez1121]

Hermione: "And you are? Ron: "YoUr FuTuRe HuSbAnD"

[@mel2nieee]

OMG the one with Harry on buckbeak and j saw the movie I'm like "Titanic IS TAKEN OVER HARRY POTTER"

[@keeleyspencer527]

"There's something on your face, IT WAS PAIN!!!" That made me laugh so hard😂

[@annalyly_]

0:55 is too precious 🤣

[@datrandomslytherin2857]

1:40 omg I died its too adorable 😂😂😂 4:29 SWEATSHIRT AND MESSY HAIR HARRY IS DA BEST HARRY 😍

[@Rose-ic3ve]

This gave me a really good idea!!! I'll do a chat history of Harry pranking Draco with song lyrics!!

[@me.5007]

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!! Snape: SILENCE...😂

[@cssp7187]

1:57 DRARRY

[@darronstepp9937]

Claudia hate it

[@iorilvr]

@@darronstepp9937 pls stop sending hate

[@ambzerambzer8800]

Draco screaming like a girl was just the best, and it was so in sync

[@thehappyseverussnape3549]

Da faq?

[@KatDareba26]

?

[@kayla8958]

😂

[@Yumi-gg7pg]

😂 lol

[@flurinaschwab118]

I love the music u picked and just everything else!!!! A really funny video :)

[@cowboyfunkk]

The drarry one has me dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@darronstepp9937]

Artistic_ Fangirl_trash I hate DRARRY and all of the gits that ship it

[@iorilvr]

Darron Stepp, I AM NOT A GIT U FOOL

[@MonoAndSix_DaMaw]

*Sirius* “Maybe Voldemort is after something he didn’t have last time.” *Harry* “Like a nose,perhaps?” Good one,Katherine Dareba!

[@KatDareba26]

Thanks 🥰

[@MonoAndSix_DaMaw]

@@KatDareba26 your welcome and your a GREAT creator!

[@MonoAndSix_DaMaw]

@@KatDareba26,this was the first Harry Potter crack 2 I ever watched! And please take out the swear words and replace the one when Harry goes “hit me #####”with Snivellus please!

[@MonoAndSix_DaMaw]

@@KatDareba26 please make more Harry Potter cracks with Tom Riddle (memory) saying nothing in the chamber and then Dumbledore going “WHERE’S MY SANDWICH!?!?!

[@pushpa1417]

4:54: *Literally seeing harry dancing with a Disney princess* Hermonie's actual name is Emma and Emma did the acting for the beauty and the beast

[@herminegrangerda898]

Best Harry Potter on crack Video ever!

[@Naranja93]

Drarry cracked me up omg xD ship still sailing

[@darronstepp9937]

Shina93 ewww ship sunk

[@iorilvr]

@@darronstepp9937 boi you better get out of here

[@Starry_Tones]

*a little party never kill nobody* J.K. Rowling: suuurreeeeeeee

[@elliotisntreal]

I laughed too hard and gave myself a cough 😂😂

[@MonoAndSix_DaMaw]

Tom Riddle: ................. Video:That makes sense! Dumbledore: WHERE’S MY SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!! I was DYING LOL!

[@doritosupremacy1821]

At 1:37, HEADPHONES WARNING! i discovered this from uhh.. personal experiences.

[@mythicaldragon6803]

Oh god the valentines one is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tartartaglia555]

2:06 DRACO'S CHECKING HIM OUT!! 💚❤🐍🦁

[@darronstepp9937]

Matleena Konttinen no he is giving him a death look u git

[@iorilvr]

@@darronstepp9937 GRRRRRRRRRR UR THE GIT HERE. WE SHIPPERS DID NOTHING TO DESERVE U

[@lilydewit2164]

1: can we just appreciate how FREAKING ADORABLE harry is from 1:28 - 1:36 2: 1:36 💀💀💀 when draco screams😂😂 3: 5:02 - bAbY jUsT sAy yEeEs Harry: no, absolutely not

[@sawyer6264]

2:47, yeah we don’t talk about that