"McDonalds vs KFC"

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Lyrics:
McDs:
Who do you think that youre talking to?
Im not your peer I’m the boss of you
I’ll dip your bitch ass in barbecue
You’re sitting in the court with the big dog bitch im boutta prosecute
You just a prostitute, selling your legs and thighs for the pennies people toss at you
How sad, I cant remember the last time that I had some chicken this bad,
Your patato mash, absolute trash, ya gravy looks like it came out my ass
Ya Cole slaw is wack, and so is ya Mac, ya biscuits are drier than volcanic ash
Ya menu selection is weaker than one bar reception, id rather eat sushi from 711
Than ever set foot in your premises punk, people should run from you like the flash
Aye
One of my damn McNuggets, got more flavor than ya whole damn 12 pc bucket
Time for that old fart in the bow tie to just face facts and say fuck it
You try to start shit with the Golden Arches you’ll wind up facedown with a clown shoe in ya sphincter
Take a minute to envision that mental picture, that kinda trauma sticks witchya mister,
So tell the kernel to suck my McNuts, I can dip em in a little sweet and sour
You should really just give up you thick fuck, you cannot handle this Big Mac power
And fuck all ya’ll herbs and spices, shit tastes like a damn fried oven mitt
But watching you die, ba da da da da, bitch im Lovin it
KFC:
You think you can fuck with the bucket,
Bitch im the Kentucky killer this battle is nothin
And don’t talk shit on the kern, RIP to the big man,
You gonna learn, he’d put you ass in an urn,
But he aint with us no more, so now it’s my turn
Hope that you ready to burn,
Look at my face, do you see any concern
Didn’t think so,
I’mma skin you alive and then wear your bitchass like a mink coat
And don’t compare your shitty ass chicken to mine,
Those fake Nuggets are made of pink slime
And ya Big Macs taste like nuclear waste
Get that fake bullshit up out my face
Ya whole menus a joke
Ya fries always cold and ya ice cream machine always broke
Ughh
There has never been a meal as horrid as a motherfuckin fish filet (ugh)
I’mma do the human race a favor and put you inside a ditch today
Look
Better keep that weird ass clown away from the kids
I Got Chris Hansen on speed dial bitch
And you boutta learn what a McCell is
So one more time for the people in the back
Come and get some chicken not a fake big Mac
And if I ever catch you in my hood
I’mma fry you’re ass ti’ll your finally finger licking good

[@HarveySeasalt]

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[@gary69123]

please do pizza hut vs dominoes

[@dariusolivier8215]

Can you please do Marvel vs DC Harvey? PLS!😭

[@liamdonnelly9590]

Trayark vs actovision

[@millicentnyirongo2527]

Tiktok vs Instagram

[@ballhandlzzfl]

Hot dog vs burger

[@rafuuu5576]

When KFC said your fries are always cold I felt that 😂😂😂

[@beastios5423]

Same lol 😂 kfc took this one

[@Isaiahdo2k]

bruh i had mc donalds like 2 weeks ago and the fries legit burned my mouth so it seems like mcdonalds is making an improvement.

[@JoshuaPutman1]

Almost every single time I get fries 🍟from MCDonald’s the fries won’t even be cold and the McDonald’s that me go to are better than the KFC I go to.

[@jellyjoker9397]

I like McDonald’s chips better than kfc ones but I would rather have kfc chicken than a McDonald’s burger

[@tmrefurbishments4391]

Yh that is true tho

[@yoshoo]

Tik tok vs KZbin

[@Loner-ln9gn]

No tick toc vs Instagram

[@jvmeel7454]

Guys, guys.... Both your suggestions are good

[@scuffed9474]

@ItsRigby facts

[@rir8652]

@ItsRigby facts x2

[@Nav__]

@ItsRigby tiktok is shit and should be banned as it just gives irrelevant people clout which they haven't deserved.

[@davecenonbugay]

Dawg, this rap battle is even crispier than my fries 🍟

[@georgerobinson6555]

Lol

[@mrbock2304]

lol

[@Baggerz182]

repent unto God

[@migsterbigster]

When i heard “the ice cream machine is always broken” i just felt that 😂 lmao

[@Aidenbrowell]

Same

[@Baggerz182]

repent to God

[@lknoodleno6102]

The one we didn’t know we needed

[@slimydime]

Now just Nike vs adidas

[@zanomajola490]

1:33 I literally jumped outa my chair when I heard that.

[@leagolg1993]

Ba da da da da😎😎😎

[@leagolg1993]

Mc killed it there

[@legacykz9114]

really i thought it ruined it tbh

[@DNWYT]

holy shit

[@afrimgashi807]

ba da da da hahahah

[@xonify3134]

KFC:”your ice cream machine always broke” Me:fax

[@bored_rashid]

This guy is sow underrated

[@MrBee77301]

No alot of people watch his videos but don't subscribe

[@mlk6069]

Hi man it's so not sow

[@drdino9998]

*so

[@nenebarraza]

I don't like KFC

[@SamuraiXCorruptedGod]

fr

[@mandr3212]

Kfc went hard in the end 🔥🔥

[@YummyUnicornOfficial]

Please Nickelodeon VS Cartoon Network

[@trickster6054]

NO NOT MY FAV CHANNELS CHILDHOOD even tho it only lasted 8 months BUT STILL NO 🥲

[@YummyUnicornOfficial]

@@trickster6054 it happened bro

[@donaldcoleman6476]

When he says the McNuggets are made of pink slime lmao🤣🤣

[@sam__drip4557]

Nike vs Adidas's?👍🏾

[@drpclutch2144]

Damn KFC ate up that rap battle, it was fu*king finger likin goooood if u ask me

[@Deeznuts-vs7ee]

Lol

[@trav8233]

TikTok Vs KZbin

[@K_ingh16]

Tik tok is shit

[@jettz4233]

@@K_ingh16 you're speakin facts

[@galoriley3187]

@@K_ingh16 init

[@tokop31]

@@K_ingh16 ong

[@utb8360]

@@K_ingh16 exactly

[@THEACEBOLT99]

Til Tok vs KZbin

[@Karishmakumar]

I'm a McDonald's lover but after hearing this I'm going to KFC 😂

[@jimmyyfrmthasev]

you honestly do really good rap battles u should do this more often ur talented bro

[@caseyparsons1911]

He most likely can't bc it probably takes this long to make

[@aryankaushal9935]

best lyrics of all time damit ur too awsome

[@hako5990]

Just knew they would make a ice cream machine joke

[@samueljaafar2218]

KZbin vs TikTok

[@kabelo_ka8820]

Algorithm be giving them nostalgic videos

[@bommber9323]

TikTok vs Vine

[@muggeh3201]

He needs to do it "Do it for the vine"

[@JamesCPM]

How have you not blown up yet man, mclovin the content!

[@sparshchaulagain7184]

2:19 so true

[@Jordan-bs5dd]

Ronaldo Vs Messi ,

[@itsshxwn_innit5590]

I LOVE both, and both of the raps were good, and therefore, it's a TIE

[@sheluhhb4nks96]

That last bar from mc Donald’s had me turnt 🔥🔥🔥

[@lil_whxte4130]

"The ice cream machine prolly broken" hhahahhah, i feel that

[@charlesmartinito8279]

Dudes underrated u need more subs u deserve it

[@jayperez2425]

McDonald’s has beef and you can tell by looking at his smile at 0:31

[@sadvids4164]

Tiktok vs KZbin

[@coolstuffsam4468]

day vs night

[@SiyabongaMngomezulu-i8s]

KZbin definitely won this shindig

[@7-BIT]

2:18 💀💀💀

[@PetrolHead17790]

KFC bringing a fight after a McDonald’s roasting

[@stosiewana9558]

the second kfc started talking about maccas ice cream machine Kfc won

[@gusc061]

THEY DON’T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON EXCEPT THAT THEY ARE BOTH FAST FOOD!

[@neotshabalala3236]

Mc D killed it

[@MayorIFH]

Love when he said "ba da da da da" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ideas:Popeye vs Chick-fil-A/Nikes vs Jordan's/Pc vs control/Dogs vs cats

[@mohammedshafee6712]

this guy can make music

[@LordZale]

Kfc on 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@milind_king8635]

Damnn these Raps hit harder than my mom's slipper.

[@shayshay9929]

Bigger king vs Mac Donald's

[@sok918]

Tik tok VS Instagram

[@PSG51]

Tiktok vs Instagram

[@bork5230]

I like MacDonald but if I’m honest... KFC won the rap battle

[@gaming_thing84]

No

[@TheRealSpook]

2:40 was the game decider

[@gaming_thing84]

Tbh nothing can beat 1:29

[@ImASillyBilly]

@@TheRealSpook 1:32 ima just say that

[@kayanilolo3676]

KFC ayeee

[@luhpulse]

Burger King vs Wendy’s

[@callistamanganii6072]

But KFC ain't saying cap 😂 Everything KFC said was true asf

[@57percent69]

This is gotta be my favourite rap battle video

[@edonishaliti7470]

🔥🔥Messi vs Ronaldo 🐐🐐

[@taterhater903]

Now thats what i call a suggestion heck yeah

[@fabiorodriguessilva9817]

We all like MC but we gotta respect KFC too

[@tando1432]

I like kfc not all like McDonald ITS BOTH TIE DONT COMPARE

[@mouradlotfi8697]

I like kfc more

[@SpriteIsTheGoat]

KFC is bettet

[@Sharmz1]

Kfc rules

[@chaosbl00d]

Who we

[@hazellamunu6372]

KFC with the last line. DAMMMNN!!!😂

[@uthelpowell2255]

TikTok VS KZbin

[@kiancarter7964]

When he said your fries are always cold it's true in the UK as well

[@bzbrru3258]

I love McDonald’s or McDonald’s one but the ice cream machine is always broken lol

[@Carlos-ku3mk]

This rap battle was fire 🔥

[@yoshoo]

Tim Tok vs KZbin

[@georgerobinson6555]

You should do anime vs cartoons. That'll be🔥

[@akshatsaxena230]

And I got a dominos ad before the vid lmfao

[@praisepaul5105]

It’s safe to say kfc won

[@sevenautumn4718]

WhatABurger vs McDonalds?

[@gamingwithd8356]

when KFC said im gonna fry you till your finger licken good it was over and winco vs costco

[@odayazeez2355]

Rolls Royce vs a car.

[@beasts4life_99]

I like KFC more, but McDonald’s definitely won

[@mikolajmalo3500]

Flash vs superman

[@Peter-c2v6j]

We want the semi finals

[@duns114]

How’s this guy not popular, tf?!

[@gta4352]

car parking vs my summer car

[@noyou113]

I was going for kfc, but I have to reluctantly say McDonald’s won

[@kayanilolo3676]

MC IS TRSH KFC WON

[@rickydainel4938]

I meAn they could like McDonald’s but I agree kfc yum

[@justice1474]

I wanna see McDonald’s and Wendy’s rap Battle

[@harry.chalmers]

We can all say KFC took the dub.

[@graysonpoag8849]

Ketchup vs mustard

[@JayDee-nm8jm]

SpongeBob versus Rugrats

[@tonicc4756]

ice cream Mashine broken had me lmao

[@bigstew31]

Sun Chips vs. Kettle Chips

[@jasongoldman3850]

I'm a little disappointed this wasn't McDonald's vs. Burger King.

[@harrycritter]

Subway vs kfc or Mc Donald’s

[@kaydenjackson2472]

Seen it before

[@ClevelandSteamer619]

KFC vs red rooster and McDonald’s vs hungry jacks

[@hildazitha642]

I can't decide

[@agaaemmaable]

Joker vs pennywise

[@nostalgiaclassics3763]

Make McDonald’s vs Burger King Please

[@FlavioFanasca-ds3fc]

2024: ASUS ROG VS Consoles

[@_zypho]

Mac Ds last line though

[@gluemachinegd9344]

0:00 intro 0:32 McDonald’s 1:35 Kentucky fried chicken

[@AlluHackHard1738]

I had mcdonalds up until that chris hanson line😂

[@star_devy]

DAMN!!!

[@gogetadripsupergobetadropa4938]

The ba da da da daaaa 😂😂😂

[@Mariovr134]

I know the McNuggets are made like with like this slimy ping Chicken 🍗

[@YBCLilJay]

Nigga said ba da da da da I’m loving Fire

[@Owned793]

You actually mentioned the pink slime chicken nuggets

[@alexanimatedyt7185]

bars ngl

[@Doofy_Real]

0:48 ohhhhhhhhhhh

[@vanwalsh2778]

God damn kfc ain’t playin

[@corinon240fps]

microsoft vs apple

[@tomthebeast1679]

Stephen hawking vs Albert Einstein

[@walterreedtoiletinspector6231]

Disney vs universal

[@Bigbootybuttjennaortegga]

I just came up with one but I thing you did it but it’s “Pizza vs Burger”

[@davidbooth7348]

yo I enjoy rap battle's video. there's so good.. I would love to see red bull vs monsters or power Ade vs Gatorade your videos r legit good job.

[@kazeo5382]

papa johns vs pizza hut