Has A Man Every Talked Himself Out Of Getting Sex?

[@mbarrionuevo99]

Uncle Char with the church fan living his best life, blowing all the negativity away 😅

[@chavonnerodriguez6237]

😂😂😂

[@quentinparker7404]

He's got that Madame Butterfly fan.🤣

[@kitcowool]

@@quentinparker7404 right! Definitely a fancy heaux fan 😂

[@missbhavin4philly]

Cthu dying

[@sonya-mariesamuel4708]

🤣

[@Mac-Mac-hb4ec]

The condom story had me laughing sooo hard because buddy out here traumatized 🤣🤣🤣

[@simmssimms4533]

Real life example of life's "Short cummings"😂😂😂

[@mookeymontana]

The condom story is hilarious 😭

[@stacieyoung3213]

I cried for this whole segment. The sight of Charlamagne with this fan is hilarious. And yes I agree the condom story is hilarious.

[@samuraijack10]

I remember this girl was into me in one of my classes and would always sit and talk to me, but one day I was nervous af giving a presentation I didn't prepare for and I saw her face in the front and I knew she no longer wanted anything to do with me lol. She never looked my way again lol. I'm happy I can laugh about this now, but back then I was down bad 😂

[@JimmyStruthers1000]

DAAAAMN! Thats the WORST! I feel your pain brother

[@69Fabulosity]

We NEED a Part "2" 😂😂😂this was Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀☠️💯❗️

[@tobiasedwards2643]

No cap 😭😭

[@brandonwilliams315]

There was a time a woman odor was so bad, I couldn’t perform

[@rachellawrence702]

Oh wow!

[@misskay46]

🤢🤢🤢

[@bossplayermfs5972]

You should have cursed her @$$ out then left.

[@bugazi88]

tell her to turn around and get some head atleast

[@PrimordialChaos1]

Well damn

[@Gunnatello]

Aw man. When I was a virgin. Telling the girl I was a virgin completely turned her off

[@Droc913]

GUNNA LOL

[@sebastienmarvonhalen1166]

That was my number 1 way to get some when I was younger..... Girls were so happy to be the one to think they took my virginity

[@angelahill927]

Damn

[@EverythingEntertainment29]

​@@angelahill927 😂😂😂

[@craigslistreplies3485]

You were with the wrong girls. My husband and I waited til marriage. But finding a male virgin who is a virgin by CHOICE is a rare!💎

[@PrinceCL3V3RPWilliam]

Of course, we do it everyday lol The woman can be willing and ready, then Some of us will say the goofiest ish 🤦🏿‍♂️ because they don’t know how to read a woman enough to “eb & flow”. Word To The Wise, “Say Less”….

[@colewrld901]

Hell yeah. Had the girl laying in my bed on her stomach, then my horn dog ass said I see why u got 3 kids 🤣🤣🤣 she did not take that well. Never got a chance with her again

[@citylights3452]

LMAO. Her loss.

[@tisha4lives]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Blox56]

Lmao yo

[@szn1580]

It’s tough out here lmao

[@Playboy61788]

Basically you talked yourself out of having her 4th. Blessing in disguise

[@angeleyes3386]

I remember seeing a pinky sized…for first time I had no clue it was a reality for some. I just remember thinking “Lord I thought you loved us all”

[@reffa2858]

😂

[@kitcowool]

Man… this pinky sized man tried to warn me… said something about having “small junk” I thought he was being coi… nah. It was so small he didn’t want me to see it! He was so good with his hands and mouth WITHOUT having to take anything off…. I considered it long term for sure.

[@NateGotKeys]

Ever*

[@3LWSTAN]

LMAOOOOO OMG thank you for calling Envy out on saying “mama”.

[@thay4794]

Seriously! Irks tf outta me.

[@rooseveltwilliams1073]

I cringe every time he says it....😐

[@datsapaddlin]

A man turning a woman down for sex will have them livid 😂.

[@thaneros]

Depends on how you say it or what you do. I just fall asleep or say I'm tired.

[@Playboy61788]

@@thaneros You sound like you the woman in the relationship 🥲

[@thaneros]

@@Playboy61788 Nah just a person with actual experience internet playboy.

[@Playboy61788]

@@thaneros Experience at being a beta male. Saying I'm tired is the most feminine response to say when turning down anyone.

[@thaneros]

@@Playboy61788 "beta male" yeah you definitely one of them chat niggas

[@mrdee6076]

I nice guy'd my way outta some. She asked me to drive her home, invited me in to watch a movie. She took a shower, came out with a mini skirt on with no panties and a spaghetti strap t-shirt with no bra. Then she laid across the couch with me at her feet. I kept trying to not be thirsty and keep watching the TV. She fell asleep for like 10 minutes, woke up, seen I still wasn't trying nothing. Then she kicked me out. 😂😂😂 I tried everything on the way to the door. 😂😂😂

[@dabiz4272]

😂

[@mrdee6076]

@Udokee.... Because I wanted her co-worker. I didn't even know she was feeling me like that until we got to her place. Then her conversation and actions changed. Then I kept debating on if I should or shouldn't. Because I really wanted the co-worker. But by the time I decided to go for it, she wasn't going for it. 😂😂😂 Then like a year later. I ran into the co-worker and she was wit it. But I couldn't do anything because I was already in a relationship by then.

[@Playboy61788]

@@mrdee6076 Boy you trippin, you supposed to smash both coworkers not just one...😭

[@youngrosie1]

@@mrdee6076 u dumb af 😂😂

[@v.m.m101]

Was she hot??

[@KashMoneyGlobal]

Yes 😂. One time a girl was headed to my crib to smash and I asked her if she had a condom cause I didn’t have one. She told me that was a turn off, and didn’t come thru 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@PrinceCL3V3RPWilliam]

I can see how it can be a red flag 🚩. To her, no condoms indicates you out here raw dogging everything lol….Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready.

[@Forsaken860]

Nah that is a red flag. I gotta buy condoms for you before coming. You asked ME over. A quick drive the 24hr gas station would probably been worth it. Now you have more condoms. Women carrying condoms is a stigma amongst us. You call a girl up and be like I ain't got none. Then she like Oh I got some🤔🤔🤔🤔b what you doing with a stash of condoms👀👀👀

[@naemack1441]

​@FNAF AR Shorts In my single days I preferred to have my own. I feel a woman being responsible for her own sexual health should NOT be a stigma.

[@Playboy61788]

But she didn't come prepared either so she was a walking contradiction and oxymoron.

[@kitcowool]

I grew up with brothers… by high school there were condoms in a candy bowl in the bathroom 😂.

[@furrycat2825]

My best friend was about to hook up with a guy at a party once while I was in the room next to hers. but while she and the guy were naked making out, he whispered in her ear “baby, if you were mine, you wouldn’t work another day of your life. You would get to stay home and I’ll show you how a ‘real’ man leads his household.” Mind you this was their first time meeting😂. She, a hard-working feminist with 2 degrees, and a high up corporate position that likely paid double his income, was immediately turned off and just walked out lol. If only he could have kept the misogyny to himself for a few more mins 😂

[@kitcowool]

😂

[@VirgilHawkinsIs]

I don’t think you know what misogyny means… He gotta work on his dirty talk though. 😂😂

[@kj5394]

​@@VirgilHawkinsIs🤣

[@loveiseverythingx3713]

Charla and that fan😂 “munch on ya pumpum!”

[@sarahhendricks214]

CTG with that damn fan..I cannot 😂😂

[@javanwatson8024]

Charla & that damn fan 😂

[@RealSamsonKing]

Looking like Aunti at church

[@elijaharvinger1178]

I never seen a man use one of those fans like an elderly church lady before.

[@TheIcemanthomas]

U gotta be like me and don’t say shit. Just let it happen. Works every time. One word responses, and simple shit. Let ya body language do the talking. Soon as u say some shit, it’s ova. Even the smoothest playas mess up from time to time on the wordplay. Lol.

[@latrelle611]

Aye forreal bro I got so much 🐱from not bringing it up or or not acting like I’m thirsty for it

[@kitcowool]

This is true! Before married I ONLY ever gave it up to those who didn’t ask… asking was the biggest turn off for me. Let’s just be and let it happen… that always led a relationship bc I never asked for anything either. We tend to want to give those that don’t ask everything that we want to offer.

[@candacecandace8332]

I am over here in tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Soul-cry1]

Anyone else get the feeling they don't miss Angela Yee in the slightest 😅

[@LiyaBB]

Not even one bit 🙊

[@This-Aint-No-Disco]

You're still here without her 🤷😅 What does that tell you

[@blakkween]

Charla said "for real" at the end like she was talking about him 🤔🤔😂

[@danielschnee2666]

"This trio is so perfect. Consistently hilarious and great energy....

[@dondeniro2118]

whoever doing these titles need to be fired cuz this happens too often🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperKenndog]

Conversating is not a word. Damn, people sound so stupid when they say it

[@dickersonr6172]

It’s in the dictionary…it might not be proper but it’s a word

[@SuperKenndog]

@@dickersonr6172 I'll be damned, you're right. Forever, I was always told it should be converse instead of conversate. Conversate just doesn't sound right.

[@reffa2858]

In my experience, the less you say, the better. But you have to make double sure she sending signals.

[@jreadystayreadyofficial4351]

Vee is hilarious 🤣

[@OhTrappyTrap]

I did. Went over jawn crib and asked why they don’t cut the grass in her complex. Apparently that turned her completely off lol

[@OhTrappyTrap]

@udokee7409 I STG. We still bring it up to this day. And it was deadass because of that 😂

[@dommy7077]

It's so crazy the gechee sound like us. I almost mistook the the first caller for a Bahamian.

[@r-legemusic8034]

Freak was the key word 😂😂😂😂. “Immediately” 😂😂😂

[@topfloorslimey]

This happens a lotttttt i just be quiet and mysterious now😭

[@TheIcemanthomas]

I just commented the same thing. Quick short answers, don’t talk too much. Lol

[@js7dragon]

Consent is a must at every step. That woman was wrong.

[@antwizle5]

That man had a micro she still laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@PANTYEATR1]

Ladies, just because a man offers to give you blessings down low doesn't mean he offers every woman. He only offers that service to the women he likes. Consider yourself lucky. Ladies, with all this "me too" "thirst culture" "false accusations" you literally asked for men to be "robotic" by asking permission for every little thing that should come naturally.

[@luvbug4388]

Yes it does the lies u tell!

[@VannApragal]

1:20 is that supposed to be Charlmagne laughing at black Uma Thurman jokes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HughJorgan09]

In my younger days, I, like every other young brother running around at that time, was doing the clubs, chasing whatever might catch my attention that evening. So, I'll remember, til the day I die, the evening I had my "bluff" called, and, had to decline some sex that I had spent the whole evening pursuing. 1984. Upon graduating from boot camp, MCRD San Diego, I went to L.A., to visit relatives for a couple of weeks. I actually didn't have any going-out clothes, because, you don't take stuff like that to boot camp with you, so, I was wearing my military uniform, when my aunt took me out to a Jazz club, where Fred Wesley & the JB's, Maceo and The Horny Horns was performing that evening. As part of their act, the performers had a couple of females, from the audience, come up on-stage, for a little skit. One of those women was straight brickhouse, top to bottom, and, wearing something damn near see-through. What the hell, might as well shoot my shot, closed mouth ain't getting fed, so, at the intermission, I approached her. She was nice, invited me to sit at her table, with her two other friends. Only thing was, it was kinda loud, and, although I was endeavoring to conversate, try & talk my way in, wasn't a whole lot of conversation happening. 'Bout 30 minutes later, she informed me that they were preparing to leave. I immediately figured that my time was up, no luck, and, thanked her for her time, meeting her, and, went back to the table with my aunt and her man. As the young lady, and her friends, were departing, she came over and asked, "aren't you coming?"...LAST thing in the world I expected! So, of course, I excused myself, and, went out to their car with them. We sat out there, puffed on some herbs, and, I'm figuring, here's your opportunity to make the conversation that I was trying to do inside, seal the deal. Only thing was, THEY were talking so much that I STILL couldn't get a word in edgewise! I'm trying my damndest to put the coup de grace on the situation, but, never being able to even get a full sentence out, I'm figuring that I'm blowing this prime opportunity, when, out of the blue, she says, "are you gonna talk all night, or, do you want to f--k?" I've NEVER been so at a loss for words, in my entire life! Stumbling for an adequate response, I told her that I thought we were supposed to, at least, converse, see if we've got compatibility or not. She laughed, and, let me know that she was headed home, and, I was welcome, if I wanted to come. Not knowing her, in the least, or, anything at all about her (except for how tremendously sexy she looked), I wasn't about to disappear into who-knows-where, and, end up on a milk carton, missing. So, I had to watch, as an opportunity I pursued rode off into the sunset. We exchanged numbers, and, she called me a couple of times, while I was there, but, we never did get together, though. 😞

[@kiss2811]

Charla !!! Loving the Fans thou!

[@RealSamsonKing]

The hand fan 😂

[@thay4794]

I cringe when Envy calls every girl Mama. Short for Mamacita. Which is Spanish for Sexy Mama. Retire that ish bruh

[@cmdeezy1]

Great show y’all! 😂

[@matthewjenkins7488]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the condom story. “Baby I’m ready.”

[@miisher]

Does anyone proof read these titles? It’s like everyday lmao

[@Baller4life405]

I’m dying laughing about the penis story lol 😂 😂 😂

[@EonSound]

My ugly ahh face does all the talking for me

[@HumanHeart1]

5:40 😂 Yo these 2 on some other level, fr 😂

[@UserOfGass]

Envy & Charla been real zesty lately. Had to be a new clause in their contract for 2 40+ year old married me to “play” like that 😂

[@bottomofva]

Lately? Been like that for years lol

[@UserOfGass]

@@bottomofva agreed, but it’s been a little more over the top lately 😂

[@tay4093]

no it’s be over the fucking top must be that new B.E.T contact im already knowing it gotta be

[@bottomofva]

@@tay4093 naw..he give DJ Envy a mold of his butt yrs ago. What’s more over the top than that?

[@tay4093]

@@bottomofva i forgot about ts 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

*"Ever"* *

[@cheapestwhips2010]

I’m sure envy write the description of this video

[@mscstapleton]

Nahhh - He definitely don't gotta ask the positions 😂

[@1234pixy1]

Sooo men offering to please the women is what turned them off the most... .. wow.....Men seeking consent is a turnoff lmaoo the BC listeners are insane

[@BRINGYOURMAIN]

Ever ...typo in the title

[@divinesunshine1881]

I totally understand the 2nd caller. I hate when a man talks to much. I can understand if he was trying to talk dirty but he need to shut up and try his hand...just take it. Im sure if she's liking it he'll definitely beable to do whatever he wants with her. Asking "are you going to let me hit it from the back"..ugghh. Amateur move!

[@jillianfaber]

I love Vee. But baby ain’t listening. She mixing up what EVERYBODY is saying. Lol

[@craigslistreplies3485]

Taylor is proof that the entertainment business is not a meritocracy. Does she not have spell check? 🤦‍♀

[@wweghorstgoldbridgesgreatest]

My walking out of sex story involves my friends taking me to a Red Light District and thats about it

[@justified9537]

If you don't catch an L you'll never appreciate the W

[@mea174]

Who ever is doing the captions for these videos needs to get fired

[@Reppintimefitness]

Silent but Deadly

[@RichsRantMMAofficialchannel]

Title miss spelled

[@ques9193]

Someone fix the title of the damn video

[@ijsmiles4884]

BAD BREATH is a major turn off. The kind that seems like their saliva would stain your clothes. The kind that make your nose hairs combust spontaneously into flames. The kind that doesnt have a name to describe how foul it is. The kind that makes you angry at the world wondering ...WHY!$% does this exists and why don't YOU know about your funk. If it this is you...get help now and see a dentist!

[@fxckdarrow]

I hate to be that dude but did anyone else stumble at first when you read that title 💀💀💀 “Has A Man Every Talked Himself Out Of Getting Sex?” just in case they fix it lmao

[@Freddyfazebear1956]

That’s crazy I am just be honest yeah I don’t. Know why men trying to flirt with women to get what they want and it’s just sad they need to stop that like seriously 😒

[@GhettoJesus23]

If a mf looked at a woman like buddy in the thumbnail. Yup 😂

[@heavenlygardens]

This one guy told me his package was small. It was a wrap from there. 😂

[@bearable55]

Yeah, which probably saved me from future grief. Casually in funny conversation mentioned something a previous female did. I forgot there is indirect loyalty among females. 😂

[@QueXopa79]

Him and this fan 😂😂😂😂 he’s being so intentional

[@stevejawbs]

envy really said "whats your name angelina"

[@TriplomatX]

I've turned myself off from sex when my baby mom would do lil to no work wit my child, have me exhausted taking care of my daughter and other home care, then I want to sleep & she's trying to grope me like, "nah, you ain't earn it".

[@therealist2000]

My NoFAP gentlemen can answer this... PIED.

[@X45018]

I feel like u gotta go through that experience as a man. If u never been through that ur lying

[@szn1580]

Women will disqualify you for anything. This Latina years ago wouldn’t let me hit because I had an older iPhone

[@angeleyes3386]

She didn’t like you bruh. That was just her excuse

[@Awillii]

Lol

[@szn1580]

@@angeleyes3386 you right

[@szn1580]

@@Awillii lmao it’s hard for guys

[@alvaro209209]

It happen to me when I was 19 lol she was like 37 I should have shut up lol oh well ha ha

[@cmay4242]

Charla low key a 55 year old woman with that fan

[@LawrenceAdams13]

I love Pretty Vee so much she has the best personality.

[@GoodFilms28]

Yes, but it was only cause I was initially pursuing her friend, taking it there probably would’ve ruined my chances with the friend.

[@djbgoru2]

you could have smashed both if you had game

[@GoodFilms28]

@@djbgoru2 I didn’t think she was worth the gamble since she was mediocre and her friend was close to dime piece at the time. I don’t regret not smashing though.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Good question

[@SmooveTV718]

Men talk themselves outta sex, women talk themselves outta relationships

[@KLa35]

The answer is YES!!!

[@josephevans826]

So to hell with proofreading before you publish huh…

[@jamikaperrin9555]

She was really laughing 😂😂

[@TheIcemanthomas]

Baby I’m ready 😂😂😂

[@daee1017]

Wassup wit that big Ass church fan my boy 😂

[@Mansa101]

Charla Look so Zesty with his feminine fan ... U go girl

[@harleyb7880]

Spelling?

[@kizz9391]

Social media manager is typing the video titles on his phone again.

[@o3zero3]

1. Bad odor 2. Too physically aggressive 3. "I can make men do anything I want" type sh!t 4. Too many bodies on a weekly basis (yeah, women do it, too). 5. TEMPERAMENTAL ATTITUDES!!!!

[@MrBrown-rm9zl]

I'm first. And yes men have talked himself out of sex.

[@justinhunt1025]

Who wrote the caption? They can’t spell 😂😂😂😂

[@Forsaken860]

I needed somewhere to go. I felt he was always there for me. I get over there he talking about his ex. He talking about his feelings and how he drinks all the time🥴🥴umm we need therapy session my guy. I was so turned off ..

[@Forsaken860]

My house was broken into and wanted to feel safe.

[@Deauxp._]

Nah the last one was lying because how you were y’all texting and sending each other videos pouring honey on yourself 30 years ago 😂😂

[@JonealTV]

I did a lot of times. Because I simply don’t want anybody.

[@yaboyj3]

New Host. Same typos smh

[@Dallas_beauty]

I dont like for a dude to be asking too many sexual questions. If its gonna happen its gonna happen. Don't be asking me if we gonna have sex and how we gonna have sex.

[@Baller4life405]

I’m traumatize about hearing about the penis story lol 😂 😂 I feel sorry for the brother lol 😂 I’m so happy my parents bless me well lol 😂

[@VirgilHawkinsIs]

Apparently I talked my way out of being in a revenge video she wanted to send to her bf but, I wasn’t trying to hit to begin with….she already had 2 kids and had told me she didn’t like condoms. She was the homie but entirely too messy for me to get involved with. I think she thought she was friend zoning me before then. I didn’t even mean to hurt her feelings but she stopped talking to me soon after. 🤷‍♂️

[@greg8000]

The fan is hurting my ears when I wear my headphones trying to listen😖😖😖😖