Hasan Piker | Chuckle Sandwich

[@zignakk]

hasan is like 6'5 how do they keep making all the guests seem so small what is this alice in the wonderland shit

[@brine_]

the couch sinks down a lot where the guests are sitting

[@sadtimesalways]

@@brine_ damn are all of them that heavy

[@noahzeez]

He’s 6’3 or 6’4 actually

[@spritelass6712]

That seat looks like the inner springs are busted.

[@cheeseblast]

Perspective is a mother fucker.

[@mcgillicuddy]

Even Hasan looks small on the couch, I believe Conner now that it was just perspective.

[@kimmeallay5043]

But what is the actual ranking though? Is it Hasan > Ted > Schlatt?

[@sisseholm4869]

​@@kimmeallay5043 i believe its ted > schlatt and hasan are the same height

[@littleinternets]

vindication

[@zog6940]

No, Ted and Schlatt are just yuge

[@Angels510]

If you were ever a gym douche you know standing just a few inches in front of someone adds like 40 lbs muscle and 4 inches height lol

[@bwahwtf]

very sweet to see this gay couple spend time with their 5'6 son

[@milan045]

Frrr, howd their son end up so small though

[@snowst0rm_ontwitch861]

guys don't delete flappy bird off your phone you can't reinstall it

[@brasunlol]

OH SHIT OH FUCK NO!!!

[@gharr2758]

WHAT

[@nerfmono1]

Thanks bro

[@steelersfan1811]

Aw man it's too late for me :(

[@hexag0n_0]

Chat is this true

[@hoppuu]

Yo isn’t that Hassan’s best friend? Is that THE Mr. Ted Ned Vision? The basketball guru? THE fashionista of this generation?

[@daniel851]

Mr. Ted the Ned Vision

[@rabbitsarerabbid]

I think it just may be

[@theratwithdrip]

He stepped on my mom! Great guy! 😃👍

[@BeanutPutter01]

Can't say I am suprised you got Luigi Mangione on the pod, Schlatt was best buds with him after all!

[@grobblesnop]

What a hero!

[@IMosuGoji]

mama mia

[@plopidy7492]

Yahoooo

[@scottyb8392]

of course! Who else could produce 927 fake ID cards that fast?

[@demetriam2408]

They do actually look kinda similar, at least the hair

[@l6ngan3iu]

HOW DOES THIS COUCH MAKE HASAN LOOK SMALL??????

[@hinasakukimi]

hasan finally gets to feel like the twink he's always wanted to be

[@invertexyz]

It's missing the thick seat cushion that theirs has if you look under the table.

[@arenomusic]

There's no way that's his head on that body

[@gaygrim]

RIGHT LMFAO

[@DignanDerkin]

@@arenomusic don't bully him, he has microcephaly

[@dana2982]

if charlie is not in the last episode i will be upset

[@lydiac.4191]

Fr

[@egg_64.]

I was hoping he would be in the full week, but alas...

[@averagegamer-mx1of]

I'm a time traveler You should go ahead and start grieving

[@cry_all_the_time]

I was kinda hoping for Mark for the last one lol

[@ColonelCatnip]

I have big gay balls

[@doobielol7623]

hasan looking a foot shorter than schlatt and ted is killing me i've never seen him this tiny

[@johnnyzalami]

Tucker starts talking at 1:21

[@nukeacola3]

@@johnnyzalami our little cherub!

[@swiglilyboop]

Thank you I needed a Lil tucker to.water down the hassan

[@S.K.u.S.H]

Thank you

[@amprewski]

When does apandah start talking

[@LessTh3nThree]

Gods work

[@mariuhhh_]

Charlie looks different in this one

[@NoBrainer7]

idk what you mean

[@karstencarsten9964]

​@@NoBrainer7 this individual was glazing the KZbinr Penguinz0 because he commonly makes videos about popular topics while taking the most agreeable stance ever, having amounted to a large audience. They were upset that said KZbinr was not the guest on this episode

[@JaneTheLame]

this is post-Chulk Charlie

[@raniyas]

big turkish charlie

[@datewithaknife]

he looks a little... favourite puppy

[@youruncleolaf4694]

having the austin and hasan episodes back to back is subtext

[@arenomusic]

*selfish toptext

[@darkhi4488]

Everytime schlatt and hasan are together its like watching your mom and dad forced to be together for the sake of their childs

[@GiovanniQuagliozzi-re4ls]

So true

[@wolfgangBuonarotti]

the glare was nearly constant from the moment he brought up 911 but i cant believe they played the 'america deserved' clip!?!?

[@sabianrios3747]

@@wolfgangBuonarotti schlatt literally sprayed his ass with raid after that, the tension was crazy 💀

[@d0ubl3d]

There’s so much romantic tension between them

[@ByteMe908]

Ppl unironically think schlatt is a like altright republican it’s so funny

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

no way they got the famous basketball guy hasan piker on, famous for his basketball game yeah basketball

[@kei.13]

I heard he threw that orange ball though the basket

[@cupnoodleart3370]

its so wonderful they let my favorite right wing streamer Hank Pecker onto the podcast! Thank you Chuckle!

[@OktoberVanderslice]

Oh Yeah brother

[@Platinum8D]

Can't believe Chuckle went WOKE by having Hasan on

[@Chinesetakeout382]

Can’t believe it, wokle sandwich

[@phoenixfirepdf]

double woke, it's the second time they've had him on 😦

[@hypocriticalgrammarnazi]

WOKE propaganda smh 😩

[@topsniper1122]

The 1 episode I'm not gonna watch

[@hinasakukimi]

@@topsniper1122 keep watching until the last five minutes they do an epic prank on him and disavow all hasan's views

[@muaxh03]

Can't wait for the Markiplier episode

[@bluestonecreepr]

I cant believe stalker 2 did this

[@korvix9536]

1:01:48 Hasan: "I still havent figured out a sexy way to take off my shirt" Schlatt: **stares intensely at Hasan's physique 👁🫦👁**

[@Diprobase]

Delete this shit Erick

[@the.dirt.man.]

Ted’s boyfriend is on!!!

[@Indeed636]

Dont forget, Ted plays basketball with this guy

[@vasadensanne]

Wow I didn't think Hasan would ever go on the podcast. Nice to see he has forgiven Schlatt for that incident back in '99!

[@Ryan-rm6uk]

He forgave him because of what Schlatt did in '01

[@florian4012]

@@Ryan-rm6uk because of what he did last week in new york

[@LeylaDerben]

He forgave him after he learned what Schlatt did to the queen

[@randomuser3853]

You gotta admit it was pretty impressive.

[@immathaus]

@@vasadensanne Hasan loves 9-11 he gave Schlart an pass after that.

[@madison_rs]

Ted was sitting like a little princess at the beginning. just so happy for hasan

[@_Macho_Man_]

Why? They literally played a clip of Hasan saying 2977 people deserved to die in 9/11

[@allymofo2332]

@@_Macho_Man_ah ah ah, didn’t say that buddy, ur editorializing

[@absolutezeroj]

Quite timely Schlatt discussing his retirement after the capture of his accomplice

[@queenofnowhere]

"Accomplice" You mean his fall guy.

[@MasterEth]

So I was playing basketball with my friend Hasan

[@benvel3392]

So I was Hasan basketball with my friend playing

[@PhilippHeese]

51:45 Ted just whipping out the most accurate Hasan impressssssion I've ever heard :D

[@Ordinary_Trash]

I was shocked to see the three of them making out but it is chuckle week 🤷‍♀️

[@d0ubl3d]

It’s kinda weird how they spat on Ted and made him watch in the corner, but that’s just how chuckle week goes

[@SmartSmears]

I just can't stop looking at how tiny Hasan is in that chair. Its like they made the rest of his body the size of his head

[@mickeycasagrande3875]

I felt the tension in the room when they started talking about 9/11 that shit had me GEEKING

[@AbsentAtlas]

WHY AM I IN THIS VIDEO HELLO????

[@BigNoseDolphin]

You're a celebrity

[@jay-tbl]

This is your 15 minutes of fame

[@Diprobase]

Ur gonna be the next hawk tuah bro

[@AbsentAtlas]

@@Diprobase so true im going to make a terrible cryptocurrency and name it after myself

[@Greatly_Incompetent]

​@@AbsentAtlasyou made a spelling error 'cryptocurrency' should be spelled 'rug pull'

[@softrime420]

Wait is this the guy Ted plays ball with ?

[@lizz_rosee_]

Ted immediately starting off with introducing Hasan as his “basketball buddy” is everything to me 😂

[@dunkblunk6045]

Hasan being in the same room as the CEO Schlayer is incredible

[@jjbolts3988]

We know its Charlie , he is in LA ( showcased by William Osmans video) , he returns on Christmas specials ( we have two podcasts to go , meaning it will likely drop on Christmas) and the fans REALLY want one more chuckle dungeon .

[@SIGuess]

A boy can dream

[@queenofnowhere]

It really is the ideal scenario, so I'm hoping for the best. It's the least they can do for us after announcing the end of the podcast on election day, I still have emotional scars.

[@skelly.skelly.skelly6185]

Im gonna cry if chuckle dungeon doesnt end off the podcast, and all three of em bow out

[@Catgirl_may]

i want a dungeon and afterwards a jrwi episode with ted

[@headswillroll89]

Fear &.. a sandwich. Ted has to join the crew with his best mate, especially after his colleague, just retires.

[@mrTOGETHERsAccount]

The last like, 5 minutes of this podcast were insane

[@Cassie-Nova-]

I can never tell if Schlatt is being serious or not

[@BigNoseDolphin]

He's definitely playing a character and exaggerating a lot of things but he's probably being serious about some of it

[@ToastyPouchez96]

It’s all a character

[@BigNoseDolphin]

@@ToastyPouchez96 I doubt all of it, but probably a lot of it. All his politics and stuff is probably a character, but a lot of his views and feelings around being really popular are probably genuine, if not exaggerated for comedic effect

[@Bareq_99]

Is that.. the reporter from "the majority report" with a trans flag in the background 😭?

[@ithinkso27]

​@@BigNoseDolphin probably most of his politics and religion stuff is genuine too he just exaggerates them. he just has his own views on stuff

[@itsyaboidoi1034]

dear editors please change the thumbnail to all three of them just looksmaxxing and mogging

[@spitnight4998]

i feel like i’m having deja vu every time schlatt brings up the text his mom sent him

[@notyouraveragenat]

i like that schlatt is just quietly petting the dogs at times cause me too

[@Munto-Z]

I thought Schlatt was only leaving Chuckle Sandwich, not retiring all together. That makes me sad, but I do wish you the best, Big Guy. You are the funniest person on this platform.

[@osmiumandias]

so connor wasnt actually short after all?

[@OleKeeg]

tucker saying “he’s a veteran!” about dan crenshaw gave me the ick ngl, as a veteran LMAO

[@sergio-179]

Where did you serve? Just curious

[@evan7060]

I'm p sure tucker was just said that bcs they were poking fun at crenshaws eye, which he lost bcs of an injury during combat

[@arenomusic]

​@@evan7060That makes it so much funnier

[@OleKeeg]

@@evan7060 punishment fits the war crime ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@gabrielhicks8043]

I feel like he was acting jokingly offended like Schlatt was during that whole bit

[@yoyo4468]

WHY WAS THE DOG LICKING THE COUCH FOR SO LONG????????

[@SizzleCorndog]

bro has never had a dog, they just do that

[@Aurora_Lightbringer]

​@@SizzleCorndog Yeah, they just do that.

[@RangerW36]

It’s kinda crazy that Schlatt *wants* to fall off. Huge respects to him, that’s crazy. Most people either fully quit, stay in denial, or try to keep it going on life support (shitty content). So seeing someone who just wants it to fall off and be chill is really nice to see.

[@savannnnnnah]

you think schlatt isn't putting out schitty content? you obv aren't subbed to the schlop channel lol

[@TheLiuKang]

@@savannnnnnahhe’s just saying that schlatt wants to move on g

[@maxp.c1330]

​@@TheLiuKanghe's in purgatory?

[@mountaindrew2241]

@@savannnnnnahhonestly schlatt is such an enigma when it comes to the content he produces. Across all of his channels and everything he does, he produces everything from micro dosed slop to school cafeteria food to high end dining

[@savannnnnnah]

@@TheLiuKang relax bruh im just pointing it out cause its funny 😭

[@sophiecaylab]

I can’t get over the fact that they confused desecration with defecation

[@Greatly_Incompetent]

I think they were just giving an extreme example

[@peytonbrennan614]

It’s 100% markiplier. I am very confident he is the last guest.

[@nothinglessthannumbers]

"See? Hyper fixation." 💀

[@scaryandsporty]

the andrew yang chicken soup cackle took me out

[@helenarosno]

i feel so jealous towards catholics that didn't experience religious trauma in their household and can talk about their experiences so casually like this lmao

[@NotSpyral]

so sad that the lunch club podcast is ending 😔

[@hddeliZ400md]

maybe theyll have a chuckle sandwich podcast after this? i really hope so

[@avery1452]

51:43 that was such an insanely good hasan impression wtf lol

[@quarter_cab]

Ted's dressed like he enjoys drinking Modelos at the skatepark

[@myrelin3]

6:16 thank you editor very nice

[@milesjacobsen891]

I really hope schlatt plays ball with the boys

[@SabsWhyTho]

Coming her from Hasan's stream his ass made us come watch the rest off stream (I had it open in the background anyway), and SCHLATT IS 25?!?! WHAT!?! He's like five months older than me and I thought he was older than Hasan.

[@SKULLKR3W]

Drinking ages you

[@grooviemango5267]

16:27 I legit just almost drowned in my drink laughing at what he just said

[@anicelad6180]

6 minutes in and I’m itching for someone to mention the dog. Plz talk about that lil guy

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

he's in charge, don't worry about him

[@romhackd]

i dont even support hasan but idk why people in the comments are acting like its so far fetched hes on the pod even. ted is good friends with hasan, he's been on the pod before, and he's one of the most popular streamers on twitch.

[@troubadour0663]

​@@8111yYeah let's take the news outlets of a genocidal ethnostate at face values and not look at their insidious agenda. What koolaid are you drinking? These very same people called Greta Thunburg and the UN anti-semitic.

[@hypnoghoti]

It isn't surprising but I am disappointed.

[@Aurora_Lightbringer]

It's not far-fetched, although I wouldn't have wanted him on myself.

[@evanboone6208]

Hasan is antisemitic, that's why people are upset. Even US Congressman Ritchie Torres sent letters to Twitch and Amazon explaining details of his dangerous behavior, claiming, "Hasan is dangerous" because; he has radicalized a large audience of people into becoming hateful towards Jews, he claims America deserves 9/11, he supports people who wish death on military members, he laughs at police when they get shot, he calls people who disagree with him a "baby murderer" and turns his audience against them, he even started a podcast with a Jewish man and did nothing when his audience was wrongfully attacking him and his family. So Hasan isn't just dangerous, he's evil.

[@kokdolfn]

he's kind of a piece of shit. But since ted is friends with him I can see why they had him on.

[@BigPiesDaily]

Who else up chuckling their sandwich

[@Damianssloser]

Don’t stop the pod, imma take nap and it better still be here when I wake up

[@axelotlee_]

Now I believe Connor about the camera angle thing...

[@lilyrom2005]

Oh look! Ted’s friend from basketball! Hasan!

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

that's all he's known for! 😆 I love basket ball

[@jayskip8541]

I'm not religious but I'm 99% sure the priest just tried to remind Ted what he's meant to say and if he repeated it the priest would've said "now place your hand and I'll give you bread" but Instead ted just walked away thinking he was rude 😭

[@hishlev]

Former Catholic here and that's the likely explanation. I've known of people who were withheld the communion from the priest till they gave the right response. However the priest just continues holding the Communion in his hand and doesn't drop it into the chalice again so that might explain why Ted felt that he was denied.

[@ghoziakbar6410]

Seeing Hasan smaller compared to people around him is just weird

[@sanzhsn]

"The fuck is up with that dudes eye" I'm waiting for ostonox to pick this up

[@pieman3141]

AARRRRGGGGHHHH HASAN!!! ANGERY REACTION!

[@DignanDerkin]

65 billion dollar house

[@pieman3141]

@@DignanDerkin 42069 GAJILLION DOLLAR CAR! DOM PERIGNON COMMUNIST! GUY LIVES WITH HIS MOM. GUY LIVES WITH A DOG!!! ARRGRGHGGHGH ANGERY REACTION!

[@acwrath5107]

The fact that Schlatt is drinking Benedictine straight, like it's just a bottle of wine, is just crazy to me.

[@mitchmccann1959]

Glad to see best friends together again and also JSchlatt

[@chelseashift]

honestly good for schlatt if he wants to retire and try something new

[@chelseashift]

bro has the money and resources for it

[@chelseashift]

i find it so funny how ted and hasan are trying to be the bro version of "hey buddy are you good? why don't you try playing sports and video games with us?" with schlatt in case there's more going on, good people

[@bluestonecreepr]

WHY DID YOU MOGG ME IN THE THUMBNAIL 😭

[@Nini-kc5ss]

So much attractiveness oozing

[@TGY200]

This got me chuckling my sandwich

[@l.t.c8.1.46]

Hasan and Smosh gradually moving further toward collision course

[@idkdy5972]

I like seeing Hasan on podcasts cause it's always funny seeing him talk to normal people

[@jakenadolinski7839]

I also don’t understand the backlash of why people are upset Hasan is on?

[@chiefeugene]

If I recall correctly, one of the many things that Hasan is criticized for is his affirmation of being "indifferent/potentially supportive" of actual terrorist groups overseas. I personally don't like him because I think he's delusional and disingenuous as a person.

[@tsbrothinkstoomuch]

Have you heard the outright insane shit he says? And schlatt wasn't talking because of this exact reason, he knows just what kind of person Hasan is, but being a businessmen he is just sitting there for the views.

[@Precipiceofwind]

Mediocre ragebait.

[@jouraveI]

@@tsbrothinkstoomuch i think schlatt kinda got forced into this. he knows he's gonna get a shit ton of backlash for this.. esp after what they did to carson over what now seems to be minor in comparison to this...

[@twoglasshands]

you're too invested go outside ​@@jouraveI

[@spicedlemons]

schlatt's hitting the mid 20's crisis. go get some bloodwork, and wear moisturizer., the world is still your oyster.

[@DelightfulJay]

this is the 2nd time Schlatt has made an out of nowhere reference to the hit 2004-2010 TV series "Lost" and it did not land

[@peddr.o]

when

[@DelightfulJay]

@@peddr.o I don't remember when he made the first one, but it was when he said something about putting an orange slice in your mouth and then smiling which is what John Locke did in the first episode of Lost iirc in this one at 22:38 he references how in season 2 of Lost there was a hatch with a computer inside where they had to input the numbers "4 8 15 16 23 42" every 108 minutes or else something bad would happen

[@phaeopng]

This is so perfect I am so high There is Hasan Piker on Chuckle Sandwich, This is so perfect This is awesome Holy shit

[@bettyswoosh2225]

Glad to see Ted wasn’t hallucinating about this ‘Hasan’ character

[@Gamblinaddicted]

Schlatt been making so many Lost references for a while now, gotta be bros favorite show

[@AlecWilkowski]

I know schlatt is drunk for most episodes but I think he’s having a lot more trouble in this one

[@jakejams851]

The end 😂😂

[@reesebuholtz5114]

Charlie has got to be the last guest or I’m rioting

[@poor_bois_soul]

All of them are so tall to the point it makes hasan look short this is ridiculous 💀🙏

[@eggymens]

enjoyed the pod it was a good episode

[@bluestonecreepr]

The new left joe rogan podcast

[@Bradmagus]

Tearing down a church to build a Chuck E. Cheese is hilarious

[@Eli_A.k.a_Moss]

FINALLY HE RETURNS TO SCHLATT FOR A "DID SCHLATT WIN 2"

[@lukelun]

Completely aside from the "ignore the politics" argument. Do right wingers think schlatt is one of them? He's not, since he respects hasan as a person at the very least. (edited to reply to replies) Im happy that people seem to be civilised in the comments, The purpose was to find out why the dislikes came in, and it seems to be mostly misinformed people. You dont have to like hasan, but at the very least have a basic sense of reason on why you hate/love him and what you agree/disagree with. massive kudos to @NoBrainer7 and @Catgirl_may along with all the others that held the conversation peaceful. I suppose its not important enough to edit the comment for, but critical thinking and appropiate discussion is something to be applauded no matter what.

[@NoBrainer7]

you can respect someone from the other side, although that's pretty rare. Still tho I don't think Schlatt is right wing, and neither are a majority of Chuckle Sandwich viewers. I think a lot of people here (including myself) don't really like Hasan for reasons other than disagreement on issues like the Palestinian genocide

[@lukelun]

@@NoBrainer7 Like what? I dont get the problem if its not politics. The ethan klein drama maybe?

[@yellowfelloh]

they even did a Did schlatt win together

[@matthias4425]

Schlatt has made a video with Hasan before, on his debate channel. They are definitely friends, I think edgy alt right teens finally realized schlatt isn't actually actually like that

[@NoBrainer7]

@@lukelun dude did a live interview with a member of an actual terrorist organization (houthi). Which is like kinda crazy

[@vxxiii4160]

I don't agree with a lot of things Hasan says, but it's beautiful to see just a bunch of dudes just talking about silly stuff.

[@GladBeastBoy]

Balding in an evil way 😭😭😭😭

[@notcaitt]

un-gatekeeping hassan’s japanese curry place- Coco-Ichibanya is a japanese chain with very good japanese curry (several locations in california and one in texas)

[@sphofu]

ted is already jumping in joy and it's only been 10 seconds

[@raraohl]

i dont want this to end

[@209ashley]

40:46 - 40:55 Highlight of the episode

[@sergio-179]

Real❤

[@aurelien5747]

1:09:47 that back and forth between Hasan trying to answer Ted and Schlatt trying to get the can close without noticing is the best practical comedy this “sandwich” has ever seen

[@thefilmschlock]

Nothing about this episode was funny at all. It’s awkward tension the entire time

[@JamyamIndustries]

@@thefilmschlockthey’re all friends bud, no need to be parasocial

[@thefilmschlock]

@@JamyamIndustries saying four content creators are all friends simply because they make content? Ted and Hasan are friends, but Schlatt and Tucker clearly do not vibe with Hasan. He makes the environment so eerie and uncomfortable

[@AdriftInTheWatersGorge]

@@thefilmschlock what schlatt?

[@jamemahsin]

I’m convinced there’s a dent in that booth

[@tejassingh4745]

This is the best podcast to watch while actively shitting my pants

[@kraio-sfu]

I prefer passively shitting my pants

[@gageemmons4124]

@@kraio-sfu i prefer shitting my pants in 2nd person perspective.

[@yeehawbeehaw]

they really went balls to the walls bc the pod is ending and im so here for it

[@AdrianLepus]

I would actually be so stoked if Schlatt genuinely streams DayZ more. It is by far some of my favorite content I’ve ever watched from him.