"Alpha" Male Fashion is AWFUL | Hasanabi reacts

"Alpha" Male Fashion is AWFUL | Hasanabi reacts
Hasanabi (AKA Hasan Piker) is an American Twitch streamer and political commentator. He is known for covering the news and discussing politics from a left-wing perspective. He also plays a variety of video games, reacts to funny videos and occasionally checks out memes made by the community.
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[@icecactus11]

Dudes think wearing the tightest clothes possible and suits= god tier aesthetic

[@xAFallFarewellx]

That's why I just walk around naked.

[@icecactus11]

@@xAFallFarewellx based

[@ajasen]

ok but women do it all the time

[@icecactus11]

@@ajasen not about women

[@biteofdog]

It's Metrosexual or straight up EuroTrash look, but whatever makes them happy. 😄

[@JoJo-oc8zf]

Only people from Atlanta can rival how tight alpha male's clothes are

[@kahunamoe22]

Hipsters in weird Ohio towns are keeping the skinny jean companies alive

[@Arsonaught]

​@@kahunamoe22dont forget skaters and emos

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

I feel like they think they look so strong no clothes can contain them 😂

[@wowdude2624]

​@@Unfortunately_Mickey that Justin guy who's Tate's friend literally says his legs are too jacked to find fitting jeans lmao

[@AngelTMunoz]

These alpha males would have the baggiest pants in Atlanta

[@chemicallylemon]

Alpha male fashion can be best described as, "I wanted to be naked but I'm not allowed, or so it was been explained to me. So skin tight will have to do"

[@firenzeval]

idk why they don't wear short shorts and crop tops then

[@azir387]

so women fashion

[@theCommentDevil]

These arent alpha males, they're Dockers models

[@user-pn1fe6sg2w]

JC Penny's Summer Collection

[@jimmyhart3191]

Even they do better

[@labexpectation4859]

J(anuary 6th) crew

[@hiddencaveat]

My guys afraid to see a tailor because they believe having another man touch you makes you gay

[@noqueq9003]

Fragile masculinity

[@tarettime9392]

6:40 chat not understanding the difference between designer having a logo and something covered in logos as the pattern

[@cameronl1859]

Logos are always lame. If clothing wants to represent a company, it should use a distinct color or pattern, like Burberry or Prada.

[@tarettime9392]

@@cameronl1859 I don’t think logos are always lame I think a unique color or pattern can be limiting on what can be done with the design where as logos can be tastefully done. They can also be gaudy and overdone fs

[@cameronl1859]

@@tarettime9392 I have some clothing with logos on them. The quality is still going to be good, and sometimes you find a really good price. But I'll always prefer no logo to a logo

[@traplover6357]

​@@cameronl1859patterns and colorways can fall out of trend. Logos are so basic that they can fit on any pattern or colors

[@mammajamma4397]

Hasan needs to start a fashion channel. I would eat that ish UP

[@painunending4610]

For the love of Christ no he dresses like TRASH you can do so much better!

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

Nothing gets Hasan's chat more agitated than when he talks about fashion lmao.

[@painunending4610]

tbf he isn't in any position to criticise the way people dress

[@puppetplushmasters]

These MFers went to the Nordstrom Rack. XD

[@RamsteinPoplaski]

Domingo looks more masculine than any of the people in the picture.

[@mohirender]

Those are the grossest moccasins I've ever seen lol

[@eigna8914]

Baron lokks like a kid that was put together. Did they build him in the lab?

[@jayclark5912]

Reminds me of Damian from the Omen. Sorry if that ages me ..

[@monicarenee7949]

Yes

[@user-343-8fx]

Reminds me of joffrey from GOT.

[@largeboinuggets5626]

"DeadBeat Dad Swag" as the kids call it

[@kaytee5031]

It’s so funny because in the early 2000s they would have been called metrosexuals lmao

[@Rossoneri2]

They still can't admit they want to show off

[@jameswenhamm3906]

Oh my god I never expected the little Hasan and Hongjoong of Ateez crossover. I love them both so much but never thought I’d see them together in any context. Honestly I think Hasan would like a lot of the Ateez members fits

[@faulle8083]

hasan kpop arc? one day 🙏

[@aimee6468]

The LV shoes look like something the cast of Duck Dynasty would wear.

[@MsPiinkFllamingo]

Poor Baron has to be in the middle. He’s a shy kid from what I understand. Looks miserable when forced to stand out in front of the public.

[@sirius1696]

He's gotta be of age by now, my younger cousins went to school with him and they're in college now

[@corvacopia]

@@sirius1696sometimes young adults are referred to as “kid,” but yeah

[@monicarenee7949]

@@sirius1696 he’s 18. As a 36 year old I’d still call him a “kid”.

[@medtle1]

Wait. Barron's the one in the middle? I thought Barron was the one on the right of the photo. If the tall skinny guy in the middle of the photo is Barron, then who's the guy on the right of the photo?

[@medtle1]

@@sirius1696 Yo. Seriously? Did your younger cousins say anything about what Barron is like? [Most important question: Is Barron Trump like his parents or not?]

[@salami2229]

ebay is where i get 95% of my clothes

[@lewwwwwww]

eBay is legitimately the best. I get clothes from even some of the brands he mentioned (mostly kap and eg, not the euro brands) for the same price as new stuff from like Abercrombie

[@black_forest_]

Thats what I thought when he pulled up those fashion sites. Like, half of that looks like things that have been hanging in the second hand store for 4 dollars for a few month because everyone thinks it looks old and boring and then Balenciaga sells the same shit for 900 dollars and it looks good?

[@biteofdog]

I love eBay, I find rare books and clothes on there.

[@goldy4631]

was here to say this 🤌🏾

[@Preetzole]

Ebay is the goat for outerwear especially.

[@GMMYSHRK.]

hasan looks really good in this video oh my god

[@andre-cmyk]

he's been especially hot recently

[@aimee6468]

@@andre-cmykit's the australian air

[@bakermateo]

Now that I know he wants Trump to win, I don't think he's hot anymore. Rich people always want their tax cuts not matter what I guess.

[@Seb7an]

Nah, for a turkish guy he looks pretty average. Turkish guys are usually WAY more hot than him. My boyfriend is a turk and therefore I know many turks. Hasan isn't ugly, but he isn't THAT sexy.

[@painunending4610]

Turns out when you have good bone structure you look good

[@lara-ce2kg]

Finally someone who understands. If you have to flash your cash you're nothing

[@manic_girl]

The term “quiet luxury” has been beat to death but it is true that money talks, wealth whispers

[@groundstark2]

lmfao chat was on his ass

[@idontwantahandlethough]

Pro tip: If you want the best tailor around, look for 1 one 2 people: 1. teeny-tiny Eastern-European lady who talks in a tiny, mouse-like voice. 2. a giant Greek man who talks in a bellowing, elephant-like voice. They'll make you look *AMAZING,* trust me 🤗

[@noqueq9003]

Tell me what you know

[@nick1801]

All the try hard “alphas” being out-alphaed by a skinny teenager who just wants to play video games and doesnt know or care about them.

[@AYellowPepper]

Lets just dress like it's the 1700s again! Propper colorful tailored suits and dresses, all garments sewn and fitted to you by your local tailor. Or wear old military gear! Early 1900-WW1 uniforms look SNAZZY!

[@noqueq9003]

No

[@mburtondavis]

The amalgamation of the cologne scents coming into my imagination from these photos make me nauseous.

[@BigOwl51]

I’m totally fine with disrespecting Virgil Abloh. I don’t care if he’s dead. His work with Louis Vuitton was trash, and Off White is extremely overrated and ugly. It’s a tasteless person’s idea of good taste. It’s horrible, tacky and overpriced slop for people who want to look rich, but don’t care about looking good.

[@lewwwwwww]

I don’t like a lot of his clothing but he did a LOT for underrepresented groups in the industry and made it widely more accessible.

[@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil]

saying you're fine with disrespecting a dead person because they had bad taste is insane

[@artespeck8091]

They literally look like theyre going to a wedding they dont give a single shit abt 😭

[@tracts]

Kiko, Alyx, Prada, and Vivenne Westwood will always be my faves

[@jennifervasquez]

I need hautelemode to come on stream to talk fashion w hasan

[@nghtguy13]

Give me the Prada shoes so I can sell them and pay my rent lol

[@dabeage]

Purple Colby chubbing with these guys....so gross. Baron looks like he might carry Marfan's Syndrome and could drop dead at any time.

[@isaiahgoodley6188]

Totally stick of being a normal 6'2" 215lb and not getting a size that really fits. Why is everything made for lil' dudes? 😢

[@rhyestripes6059]

Yall already look good naked. Let us walking skeletons cover in style

[@vampire_kiril]

all he does is react from his 2 million dollar mansion in LA.

[@BigOwl51]

The only good high end streetwear brand is Fear Of God. With 90% of high fashion and high end street wear, you’re buying the brand, not the clothing. Supreme is just a logo on a t shirt. Same with LV, Off White and Gucci. Fear Of God actually focuses on making high quality clothing that looks amazing. You’re actually buying the clothing, not just the logo.

[@rakkatytam]

Fashion stun locks are the best stun locks

[@baby.nay.]

Lol I had shoes that looked like those Louie shoes but they were coach in 2007 . They were really bad and the rubber went up the back like that too

[@dancoroian1]

Oh goddamn I used to LOVE Diesel back when I was in high school...that was a throwback

[@caleighcrow3971]

bro hit em with the cole haan ... cold bro

[@harrywitz.mp4]

i need to get in on a fashion stream so i can ask hasan where to buy pants as a 6’4 dude

[@pugness]

To be fair styles and trends change. I dislike the idea that there's a "right" way to tailor

[@jm6406]

I mean just look at them. there's a wrong way for sure

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

I mean just...a way that fits your body lol

[@DeadKraken]

That is more like a "try not to look goofy or stupid" way of tailoring, it's not right due to trends, it's right because other ways belong on different bodies and will make you look like an idiot with clown pants if you wear them. Like, I'm a petite woman with large hips, some types of pants and dresses will make me look stupid no matter the trends, they made me look stupid in 2010 and will make me look stupid in 2024 lol

[@milkteamachine]

If your jacket is so tight around the shoulders that you can see the seams screaming for mercy, it’s tailored wrong.

[@pugness]

@@DeadKraken definitely can be ill fitted. But look at mens suits in the 80s. They were made to be blocky with large shoulders and wide pant legs. That could be seen as stupid nowadays cuz you'd be swimming in it

[@Guitargoddess843]

I'm coming to this video straight from watching Ted's call me Alpha video... my brain is not switching fast enough so I'm imagining all of these terrible men also larping as wolves

[@emmanuelmacedo1095]

I can’t even pretend to know what makes something “good” in fashion. 😂

[@black_forest_]

Usually its just about whether it looks like it fits well. And some clothes just dont fit nicely on anyone because theyre such awkward shapes or colours. Im currently getting a dress tailored and the before fitting photo and after fitting photo are just a few millimetres different here and there but worlds apart.

[@david-ec8zf]

I like the phrase "its how a poor man thinks a rich man dresses" to explain this phenom.

[@BigOwl51]

The fact that one Pop Smoke album cover didn’t kill Virgil Abloh’s career is proof that LV and Off White fans have horrible taste. If you know you know.

[@Rossoneri2]

The name is the only thing that matters to these people.

[@AJ-lm9sg]

8:45 oh hell no!!! I'm not a fashion expert but that is a clown shoes with LV logo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@florisred]

how did you already upload this, this happened like 5 minutes ago

[@dancoroian1]

Haha my best high school senior photo was me in a skinny tie and slim-fit jeans/shirt looking intently off in the distance...so deep

[@ellaisboring]

The only logomania clothing Ive ever bought is an adidas cropped hoodie, it looked like a barbie/polly pocket hoodie 🥰

[@Vampiricspektor2]

i used to be 425 lbs...and now im 238 lbs....and basically i shrank 35 sizes....so now.....shopping at a big n tall store...is now a no go....but i still shop there because my favorite brands make good clothes and thick shirts that dont rip....i need advice for my next shopping spree lolz....im looking for baggy skater jeans..because i can now use a skate board without fear of breaking the damn thing in half XD soooo..any advice for the new skinny man here?

[@-swazza-]

Polar Skate Co is great - have a pair of jeans from them and they are a relaxed fit but more on the straight side, they also do a big boy collection which is pretty cool. Butter Goods also great. Love their t-shirts

[@MisterRorschach90]

I’m sorry but I will never respect someone for wearing a short sleeve button up dress shirt unless it’s part of their uniform, or a costume.

[@Psychedlia98]

RIP me lmao

[@hollygd9020]

I don’t disagree with him but it’s funny to hear our favourite socialist looking down his nose at the nouveau riche

[@josue.ortega]

Ngl I'm muscular and I like to show it by wearing tight shirts and pants. But not every day, just on special occasions like parties or dates, after two or three hours it can get uncomfortable. And definitely doesn't apply for suits. I like them not too loose and not too skin tight.

[@afrolund80]

"Ger-bod" 😂. Someone wasn't around in the '80s.

[@dancoroian1]

Wait why the hate for Onitsuka Tigers? Classic and versatile af IMO...

[@gabbyt3258]

COS is *literally* the elevated version of H&M. They're owned by them.

[@Pabloto-dq3sx]

23:25 BRO GOT THE BABUSHKA FIT!!!

[@porfiriodiazcarrillo7551]

i thougth that the picture of those five guys were the new cast members of the Brandz boyz!!!

[@Kriegter]

Why on earth to designer clothes of all things look like they're targeted towards hipsters

[@onesunghero]

Any designer clothing I own are dupes.

[@kingof-bunz6506]

Ronnie Coleman’s blue suit is the peak of buff guy fashion

[@a1axel738]

As a Vaush fan the chats reaction to the fashion segment blew my friggin mind 🤯

[@honeyleis]

21:17 hongjoong represent hell yeah edit: typo

[@gregperez-greene7408]

Whats wrong with those Margiela Jeans? those were the most fashionable thing he showed…

[@robbingcars9140]

The Armani bit made me wheeze 😂😂😂

[@WorldsOkayestSorcerer]

That Waller dude only owns that one damn suit.

[@braindeadgam3r341]

sad he didn’t talk about hidden i woulda loved to know if he has any connections or how he feels about the band

[@meows_at_the_moon]

Buying clothes that expensive is equivalent to buying a giant truck to compensate for something.

[@MisterRorschach90]

Hasan really trying to sit here and say 1000-3000 dollar loafers are cheap. lol

[@cherryazulmusic]

Literally one of my favorite videos, Hasan talking fashion is so rare ❤

[@daylite34]

I love the Louis Vuitton monogram because I love the history of the luggage trunks, not because I want to be a part of logomania cry cry

[@ADhammer]

I haven’t mogged since I was on fashion discords 😂

[@KCGLivingInGray]

Only one missing is GrantCardone

[@lc360]

I am a kind and understanding person unless I'm looking at a guy wearing loafers with no socks

[@MisterRorschach90]

The best men’s designer is clearly Brunello cucinelli.

[@3lluminatiii]

11:00 broooooo, Japanese people have great taste in fashion. I unintentionally ended up with my algorithm, on one of my socials, having a bunch of alt' Japanese models popping off. At first it was just a few dark alt' fashion posts, from some Japanese influencers. But it added up. Because I kept reacting to their models and fashion clips. So now I get them regularly. 😂😂🤣 It's awesome though.

[@joaquinpangelinan9862]

damn imagine being a liberal and judging someone's appearance

[@ambikakaushik6121]

I love Yoji Yamamoto❤️ also a fan of Alexander McQueen and Mugler. And Vivienne Westwood for jewellery. Can’t afford any of this but appreciate the aesthetics

[@FatCatProductions]

No one should ever back carbo pants.

[@brianc5617]

It is frustrating to see a socialist promote overpriced quick fashion. Wanting quality products that will last for life is one thing, but designer crap is cringe.

[@connorthomas3919]

I wonder what his thoughts are on Superdry

[@Monkerz_]

Hasan dresses so poorly for his shape honestly no disrespect but I hate his style

[@ohana9238]

I don't understand anything about any of this. My fits are absolutely boring and trash. I agree with the takes, but I don't really understand what looks good (on my body and size) and what looks trash. 😢

[@CharlieAintDead]

Alpha Male fashion is terrible. But Streamer fashion is horrendous!

[@scullystie4389]

Ugh pleats are back why do fashionistas have to punish us like this

[@mtwall5933]

PBD looks so fucking scared in that photo youd think someone had a gun on him lmao Also thank you for covering up the referenced info with hasans vid

[@handsomebarber424]

He always looks like that

[@gregperez-greene7408]

Hasan being a reactionary conservative about high fashion is so weird

[@errorone937]

Thoughts on LC Waikiki? 🤔 Thoughts on H&M? But only the cheap ones? Thoughts on New Yorker? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@qu3nt]

uniqlo + element + stussy it’s all i need yeh there’s some high fashon stuff that are good but am just not gonna spend 800€ on a tshirt

[@hatescheese]

Logo mania = 90s gangster movies

[@billcar50]

Where my Asda George heads at???

[@CanadaDryHands]

Y'all are probably gonna make fun of me, but I mostly wear superdry.

[@Mr47steam]

I don't trust anyone in a suit, especially a suit and tie. What even is that, a noose or a leash?

[@cannibalgrape9863]

As a straight male gen Xer, this entire clip was like listening to someone speak Chinese.

[@AelinAle]

This is so funny as a fashion major

[@AelinAle]

Omg I just realized Hassan really thinks he GETS fashion my brother in crisis… the lack of understanding is in bold lines here

[@thevisualpoet]

@@AelinAlehis 2020-2021 fashion era 😟

[@mscookiemuncher]

hasan is still in the beginnings of his fashion phase 😭 you’ll get there soon bby

[@snackuilleomeal120]

Those LV shoes are the worst piece of clothing I have ever seen

[@Seegreen8777]

Men who have never worked the land.

[@Syncratci]

Lol it's fun to see Hasan be this passionate about something that isn't politics.

[@connorthomas3919]

5:56 I have to agree with him at one fashion anybody who has money doesn't wear a big logo advertising the brand .because they're not trying to show off

[@mictecacihuat665]

I get Hasan's frustration. I stand on the other side of the body type spectrum and finding clothes that fit me (specially width wise with pants or sleeve length wise on tops) is a fucking nightmare.