Hatchetfield Lines I Quote That Confuse People | Starkid

Yes, most of this video is Lauren Lopez #starkid #blackfriday #npmd #nightmaretime #tgwdlm

[@cece_____z]

the thing i love abt “skele-uhn” is that it’s not an unusual way to say “skeleton” but it happens so many times in a row it just elevates it to hilarity

[@coyotix]

"Yeah, prove it asshole, we're the army." "And I'm in a hurry!" that cut was fucking beautiful

[@jamessirot854]

Don’t you mean transcendent?

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

the “kick my head” scene is huge for me actually. i legitimately have all of it memorized but i know like two people max who know starkid stuff so i never put that knowledge to use LMAOOO

[@olioccasionallyanimates27]

Y'know- Ethan got kicked in the head/ref

[@mikafizz1022]

Why did you memorize it?

[@olioccasionallyanimates27]

@@mikafizz1022 why didn't you?

[@abigailsalmanac]

My little sister and I quote it all the time and the rest of our siblings just stare at us 😭

[@kickyourhead1910]

lmao kick my head is my user on most things I get asked a lot by people irl what it means

[@kylej5076]

I never noticed Curt's reaction to the "I hope you dont get a Wiggly" scene

[@Its_hatchetfield]

It’s so funny lol

[@psm7990]

He’s just like 😐

[@charlotteadase6814]

Love it, my three additions would be "ARE YOU FRIGHTENED??!" from TGWDLM "You want me to film this?!" from Nerdy Prudes and "awhh right in the subpoena!" from Black Friday, but honestly, once you start listing quotes you'll keep going til you have half the script lmao

[@Snakepit_Media]

Thisssss is so real omg

[@circeeldritchworkaholicwitch13]

I religiously quote “AUUGH right in the subpoena-!” on a daily basis

[@my-V-]

My favorite is “I certainly don’t LOVE killing”

[@readingginbed]

the way they delivered that line too is 🤌🏻💯

[@Volcanic_Activity]

​@@readingginbedjae is too iconic

[@KyrieFortune]

"SELLING DRUGS TO OUR CHILDREN" "So, is that a crime?"

[@octolingo1892]

so glad that "my BArbeque" is included I quote that way too often

[@MaeFletch]

"blaaaack coffee im your coffee gi-" "NOOOOO" idk how this is one of my most common quotes but i sing it ALL the time

[@Volcanic_Activity]

"☝️🤓 um actually, it's coffee *gal* not girl"

[@Acorn905]

​@Volcanic_Activity "emm actually its not a cult its a new exciting religion that i started" 🤓

[@billiemccarthy8332]

as someone who has not seen any of the Nightmare Time videos and therefore has no context to the clips from them, "I oughta cover you in syrup. go make a wallet?!" is so fucking funny to me

[@Its_hatchetfield]

It’s just as weird with context lol

[@Ch1ll_0ld_Dud3]

@@Its_hatchetfieldJeff’s delivery of “I guess I’ll go make a wallet” in abstinence camp kills me every time

[@coyotix]

i feel like jon was told to improv punishments and came up with "put you in a canoe", "cover you in syrup", and "let a bird walk all over you"

[@theresaurusrex]

“i’ve met god. he had nothing good to say about you” how is that literally from a starkid show

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Same energy as "Do you think God stays up in heaven because he too fears what he created?" being from Spy Kids 2

[@QuikVidGuy]

There's also "Science says you're dead and gone forever. Reason says I'm talking to the air. But something in my heart, some secret, hidden part, illogical insists that you are there somewhere!"

[@e_N_n]

@@QuikVidGuyGod the lyrics in Twisted go CRAZY, that show really makes me cry

[@knot_sj5292]

Im so sad "does your phone cover calls to hell/shes bisexual and dead where else would she be" wasnt included, i quote that on an almsot daily basis

[@neoneoli1087]

Where is it from?

[@knot_sj5292]

When they're in beanies right after grace gets busted by Shapiro in npmd!

[@HelloXrancidkitteh]

@@knot_sj5292 exactly, it was Grace's response to Steph asking where Ruth is.

[@Acorn905]

I hope people know you're doing a refrence when you say that last one 😅

[@AshyBear444]

I reference that one so much lol

[@curiousKuro16]

"Yeah prove it asshole we're the army." Always has me cackling

[@coyotix]

super underrated line

[@unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045]

I love Curt's face after "I hope you don't get a Wiggly. I hope you fucking die." just O-O (meanwhile Kim just goes >:0)

[@greywolfe8012]

I frequently sing "What do you want, Paul?" I don't know anyone named Paul, it's just become my way of asking what someone wants lol

[@SingingSealRiana]

My brotget is called Paul and I ma oretty sure he does not like musicals

[@COSMO405-w7x]

Black Friday is one of my favorites and Emma is my favorite she’s so iconic

[@COSMO405-w7x]

4:10

[@Its_hatchetfield]

Lauren Lopez is just the best in anything she's in lol

[@H0RR0R_CR0W]

I lost my crap when they revealed Peter as the hot chocolate kid

[@BronzeWarrior210]

A personal favourie of mine is "WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET, STE-PHA-NIE?"

[@TnoyKaraxis]

I have one friend who has seen TGWDLM and NPMD and laughs at my quotes. It’s usually just quoting Ted.

[@oranplan1630]

I'm sure you are, KZbin user TnoyKaraxis

[@lightbornindarkness]

The cabbage patch kid bit always gets me 😂

[@beetlejuiceblues12]

I literally closed my eyes and tried to see how quickly I could pick up on the quote and recite it along with the video lmao I think I'm hyperfixating on Starkid again

[@margaretschlieter]

I work in a pediatric hospital and found out a 17 year old patient was into starkid. Favorite patient. We spent a lot of time after that quoting starkid and confusing people 😂

[@celestialmeme17]

I'm actually so happy I'm not the only one who randomly sings the intro to the The Summoning

[@lounanotfluentinenglish]

I literally just left my room mumbling "I've never known darker times, and I've covered the protests live..." and my french family that doesn't know anything about Starkid is already tired of my presence ✨

[@mari._.the._.extrovert5674]

I religiously quote "Yea.. i don't want to though. Your fckin useless pete/paul!" All the time now. And im not mad about it.

[@MabelTemiki]

Great video 😀I was hoping “hello fwiendy-wends” and “WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!” Would be here 🤣

[@maezimain]

“Aw sorry, fresh out of your favorite food!” Is something me and my husband reference all the time 😂

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

I quote almost all of these literally every day…. Especially NPMD

[@finleyforevermore]

0:48 - "WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING??" "Because you're not to step within a thousand feet of a Cinnabon, Gerald." I love how they kinda answer each other!! (and also they're both played by Lauren)

[@kaaiitlin]

I didn’t realise how much I quote Paul until I rewatched TGWDLM

[@montikups1099]

Goldstein's monologue 1:22 is how I found out my longtime friend also liked Starkid. It had never come up in conversation until then and it was like we discovered we were in the same secret society. Our poor friend group, we spent the next hour talking about Hatchetfield.

[@Ramblys_Tea_Party]

Me and my best friend regularly quote the ‘should we kill him? Should we kill him??’ At any and every opportunity

[@milohasausername]

I was in class with my friend who also likes Hatchetfield, and my teacher was giving some sort of example of tonal words by pretending to "fall in love" with his podium. My friend leaned over to me and, very quietly, went "got my foot on the gas..."

[@sophiafaris5437]

I do the “ok. Ok. Ok” a lot

[@readingginbed]

i taught my 6 yo niece the cool beans part from NPMD 😂 i quoted it one day and it made her laugh, so i showed her ONLY that part of the song (bc c’mon, she’s 6) and that’s basically all she said for an entire hour

[@EldaverD]

Will Branner's deliver of the word "Skeleton" will forever live in my head rent free

[@DustyStarrs]

I literally quote these EXACT same things and confuse the hell out of my family

[@theinimitablejora522]

Good to know I’m not the only one who quotes JOYOUS DAYYYYYYYYY

[@lil.mx.starshine]

5:43 Me too 😭 the Lords in Black own my soul at this point

[@celiacolladorivas548]

I was playing this video in the living room and my boyfriend started talking and singing along to the quotes from the kitchen 💀

[@Its_hatchetfield]

Hahaha

[@teamcyeborg]

Forgot how beautifully Max says skele?on. Also, "Ah yes, shop class. Where if you don't chop your finger off, you get an A." "No! If you put in the effort and show up to class, I'd never let an accident like that affect your grade!" Is one that i desperately need to reference to anyone who will listen

[@InfiniToast1]

I love how you typed skele?on, I shall now adopt that spelling

[@dannylavender]

Some of my personal favourites are Linda's "HWHAT???", Hidgens' "business", and the first verse of "What Do You Say"

[@deakoncassidy7138]

“Yeah prove it asshole, were the army” might just be the best quote

[@jacobjacob607]

0:48 WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING?!?! Because you're not to step within a thousand feet of a seenabon GERALD

[@Anime_theatre_lover]

“I’m so f**king scared of skeleUNS” -Max Jagerman 💀😭🤌

[@jamesmoriarty2329]

Can't believe that Curt Mega’s President freakout in Black Friday wasn't on this.

[@frozenlemon]

“See! She can be taught!” Is something I need to say more

[@RandomCabin3Camper]

"Shut the fuck up 🎶" Is my to go TGWDLM quote.

[@Darramations]

My friend has no idea about anything hatchetfield related but he thinks the name “nerdy prudes must die” is really funny so we started an inside joke where we just say nerdy prudes must die or replace the nerdy part of it with somthing related to somthing we were talking about beforehand

[@gremlinshipperontheloose2488]

THE SKELE'UN BIT IS SO REAL

[@jovialSpecter]

any good hatchetfield fan randomly quotes the entire start of the summoning!

[@רוניבןעזרא-ו6ש]

5:42 so you just chant a demonic ritual at your friends?

[@lillianmanuel4956]

you don't?

[@Its_hatchetfield]

I just sing only that part of the song all the time at my house and my parents just look at me weird even though they know what it’s from lol

[@justme7410]

hell i sing and quote bury the body all the time

[@flaxyus996]

​@@justme7410I imagine how Starkid fans' friends feel... - hey, man, whatcha up too? - POKOOOTHO, BLIKLOTEP, T'NOY KARAXIS... - yeah no, can you sing something else? - ...WE'RE GONNA BURY THE BODY- - oh God please no - ..fucKING GO FOR IT

[@kaleighmagnant]

So it's not a quote but i always say the little "huh huh" and do the hand movement from when Paul is singing moana whenever I hear that song from moana

[@flaxyus996]

The 2:57 and confused "uhh.. fuck you?" from Emma after the "you, beat it!" - are the only legitimate ways to say "fuck you" and I use both of them

[@zayamoone]

I wish I could quote these, but if my family ever found out about half of the stuff in this series I think I’d have some problems. I have to physically restrain myself from saying half of these on a daily basis

[@littlemissantisocial]

The fact that I mouthed along to at least half of these proves your point perfectly 😂😂😂

[@erikacornet9594]

WHY O WHY can I qoute this whole video

[@magma1000]

“Should we kill him” plays on repeat in my head lmao

[@justme7410]

I literally sing bury the body almost all the time it's so catchy!

[@captain1697]

KEEP THE BEANS COOL!! I repeat that to myself on a daily basis

[@Snakepit_Media]

These are literally all my favorite parts thank you

[@de.enige.LDG.._15]

‘FAmily, BetrAYal, PAssion!’

[@karaxis]

before i forced my sister to watch npmd i haunted her with the summoning ritual 😀

[@jennamoore3169]

GOT MY FOOT ON THE GAS

[@szaremm]

i was waiting for "IT IS GOD'S PLAN"

[@XenaNemyt]

Love this💚💚💚 😂😂😂 Starkid musicals are really something else ❤️

[@TBG1]

The number of times I've quoted the ,,I'm dead" is not healthy, I think

[@stefaniegiambrone4217]

My go to at work when we’re in the weeds is “we’re gonna keep cool beans, we’re gonna keep the beans cool

[@SuperMandibleclaw]

The skele-in

[@MoonSt0n3]

I think I finally understood the recipe: American Lazlo pronunciation.

[@wibblywooble]

the one dislike is paul also i gotta quote this to my friends out of contest it'd be hilarious lmao

[@DaveTh3Ninja]

I ought to cover you with syrup. Go make.a wallet!

[@DaveTh3Ninja]

Pete Spankofski needs to fall into the Bastard's Box in the worst way. I have never seen a character that has needed to Back to the Future 2/Everything, Everywhere, All At Once more.

[@DaveTh3Ninja]

Decaf Whhhhaaaattt?

[@DaveTh3Ninja]

The Hatchet Town opening goes harder at the jump than any other Hatchetfield song. It is known. He IS Dan Reynolds.

[@DaveTh3Ninja]

And ending with songs that just get stuck in my head too. Let It Out. The Summoning. I get Use It Or Lose It a lot. When Pete does inevitably face off with Tinky it should end with Next Time from Yellow Jacket. Next Time is such a live show show ender. Shame about time and plagues and people not wanting to tour anymore.

[@NinjaCoto]

This is… amazing

[@PossumGod12]

Which nightmare time is "I'm stone cold slober" in?

[@Its_hatchetfield]

@@PossumGod12 I’m pretty sure it’s watcher world! From the first episode

[@emilyclark8772]

Go make a wallet!

[@elsabug6769]

I’m hyperfixed on npmd right now, it’s my first starkid show, & I am SO excited to open the bag of worms that is Hatchetfield. All this shit looks so fun & absolutely ridiculous😭 & with SO much talent too, like wow.🤧💖🫶✨ Also this is my first time realizing several tiktok audios are from these shows,, it’s so freaking funny😭😪 XD

[@Its_hatchetfield]

Welcome to the fandom lol. The hatchetfield series is definitely some of my favorites of the ones they’ve done so I hope you like them too! They’re insane but in the best way lol

[@elsabug6769]

@@Its_hatchetfield 💖🪓

[@_primrse_1252]

Welcome to the cult :D we have ritualistic sacrifices to the lords in black on Wednesdays