HATE FUELED FRIENDSHIP - SCP: Secret Laboratory

[@ACTONE66]

It tickles me that my only presence in this video is calling Lil an invalid and calling someone a cunt.

[@Kaiff]

I wouldnt ask for anything more

[@andrescarriongallegos7898]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wait why im i yelling again

[@Leekodot15]

@@andrescarriongallegos7898 AAAAAAHHHHHH IT'S THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOG, *I'm the dog, and I am here to woof woof you all to DEATH!*

[@Leekodot15]

WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFBOWOWOWBARKBARKRARRARARARARRARAAW!

[@whatisanrwooosh8964]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

[@scoutisback4039]

*"Why do you allow her to say it?"* Thats why i love Stan.

[@researchertoast]

9:06

[@shadowdragon4516]

“Hate fuelled friendships” That’s called “family”

[@dustin202]

Siblings to be more accurate

[@ysionx3646]

I love how Lily puts so much passion in saying Kaif's name. Honestly ? Yeah, I ship it ...

[@Anton-xe4ze]

Same

[@tim9680]

Same

[@TheLaserlord]

that true fluster does make you think.

[@brandon4anniahlation]

same

[@timewellspent8137]

He want that hot pocket

[@DorfVG]

"lil id love to be inside your hot pocket" Advertisement starts to play

[@alaskagyal]

same happened to me

[@garrettsgameing7834]

I got Trojan man..

[@royalshadow5042]

@@garrettsgameing7834 wth

[@shaynana89]

Same and it was a hit pocket ad XD

[@balkan25]

I'm dumb and idk what does hot pocket mean pls explain

[@lunakillwolf6039]

"I have a good feeling about this" *lil says something* "And Now I don't..."

[@mrdomomrdomo]

KAIF - uh

[@boykoevgenui9513]

Daddy Kaif-uh

[@johnkirsch5479]

He's Lil's Kaifu.

[@kontrol42]

exorhythm You remember correctly. “Kaif”, or «кайф» in Russian does indeed mean pleasure. It’s more of a slang tho

[@maciej4250]

@exorhythm Well not in Polish I guess xD

[@mr.pooply-ff3vf]

when u scream kaif

[@sacxoople4289]

>Gary grabs the speaker in comms room >"opening meme_soundboard.exe"

[@Platonis-The-Warlock]

Kaif, you should rename all your characters and channels to Kaif-uh. The crowd and Lil demand it.

[@susanjoyner4353]

@sugmamaster69420 Genral kenobi

[@my3rdface389]

Its kaifu not kaif-uh

[@BrianEmanuelJDee]

@@my3rdface389 no

[@potsy5263]

M

[@JustAKomiFan]

@Elijah Smith kaif waifu?

[@Dr_Weirdoo]

7:58 Oji: HERES A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY IF YOU WANNA BE A VILLAIN NUMBER ONE YOU GOTTA TRAP A LILY ON THE COMMS

[@ColorMeTeal]

This Comment its Perfect lol

[@Sentauri]

8:53 your welcome

[@leothesnowfox2444]

Yeet

[@Robot3k]

Yoot

[@yeeter5694]

Coot coot

[@atm3295]

Just num all that Lovely sensation of Lily and Kaif's relationship

[@foxyanimations6531]

U are a saint

[@Farawayrope096]

You make every game interesting from for honor to any game on the planet you are definitely one of my favourite you tubers and I will be binge watching a lot on your channel

[@stancat123]

Lil I'm sorry you died there in the cross fire :(

[@choppy3148]

Poor Lil

[@ihavenocontent4u327]

Sacrifices must be made

[@gamerguy6990]

But are you really sorry Stan

[@Kaiff]

You sick bastard

[@k.w0]

Cross fire? There was no Cross fire. Only Justice!

[@ThatColumbusRailfan]

"OK FINE. KAIF DADDY! I SAID IT" If Lil wasn't blushing in the slightest i would go on every stream kaif starts and say "KAIF DADDY" everytime.

[@Emil-gl7rm]

5:14 - That genuine scream of fear, lmao

[@Kryu-dl7xf]

Simon:I have a good feeling about this Lily:Hi Simon: And now I dont

[@friendlydoge1599]

I wish there was some way to join kaiffes squad

[@friendlydoge1599]

Papa gave me retribution

[@GruigiTheFirst5008]

@@friendlydoge1599 he liked your comment you have a chance

[@friendlydoge1599]

@@GruigiTheFirst5008 bruh this was a year ago lol

[@GruigiTheFirst5008]

@@friendlydoge1599 I know

[@cmcphotography1]

E

[@abusiveplaguedoctor]

Dear Kaif More SCP videos pls Sincerely, Doktor Schnabel.

[@thenutbucket5971]

What about Doctor Bright?

[@Kapados_]

Deutschland

[@Leekodot15]

How do you pronounce your last name?

[@Leekodot15]

I will pronounce it as "Sh-nah-bull" for now.

[@Kapados_]

@@Leekodot15 Sh-na-and the last one like Bell

[@shadowx90]

11:45 Has me rolling

[@Max-ej4oh]

I always imagine Lily as a 2 meter tall buff woman, capable of bending Kaif into a pretzel. Probably right.

[@OmniVirusHS]

Holy shit. I just realised, Lil is an actual witch. She cursed Stan to die in every single game, and now he either A) Loses due to a lapse in judgement or B) Dies prematurely. Poor Stan getting hexed by Lil. :(

[@philippek96]

Haha lily is the best. Her voice is the best. Rly good video kaif. I remeber saying "i would love a episode of Lil just talking" and you deliverd it. Can she sing tho. Thats the question.

[@dukem8774]

Same

[@reuter2824]

Simp ewww

[@RandomPerson-yf4ox]

@@reuter2824 annoying brat ewwww

[@tememksoa3939]

The announcments are hilarious.

[@danielkilson4387]

And when Kaif said he wanted to be in Lil's hot pocket, I am now biologically incapable of not shipping them. Kaif is Lil's hot pocket daddy.

[@Brunestuds]

Wtf xD

[@hakimi8091]

*NOW I HATE HUMANIYY*

[@NEORandomMan]

Only now you hate it?

[@hakimi8091]

Yes

[@danielkilson4387]

1 year later What the hell was I thinking?

[@drlduw7048]

Happy Kaify Daddy? Still Feel It In My Spine 😖

[@settratheimperishable3491]

we all do...

[@NobodyWithA_B]

Drl Duw is this that lily thing?

[@y0ink934]

@@NobodyWithA_B what lily thing?

[@NobodyWithA_B]

y0iNk exactly

[@epicfailanimation2901]

Scp 173 is caught tea bagging the class d personnel

[@Obsidianen]

"Hey did you just hear the containment doors opening?" Opensnext door = INSTEANT DEATH!

[@Dylan-ke3zb]

Lil's voice over the intercom is the best thing to happen to this channel lol

[@lanreo-k9o]

14:38 SCP is just so confused

[@Simply_A_Crow]

Goddamn man, it's too hard to not smile when watching Kaif play...well anything. I remember seeing Kaif's Shugoki Beat Squad thumbnail and just ignoring it for a while. Man I'm glad I found this channel. Golden content, so many funny interactions, genuine fun.

[@dejayeMusic]

Biggest cliffhanger ever. Kaif: “Hey Lil, id love to be inside your hot pocket” Instantly cuts to ad

[@jakkakasunset5485]

Kiaf : Hey did you just here the containment doors opening? 049 :

[@_eya]

*Kiaf*

[@settratheimperishable3491]

kaif is the real SR dad

[@noahbych9018]

Oh yeah yeah

[@GruigiTheFirst5008]

The real kaif daddy

[@amraretoshak6400]

So.... can we get some Lil X Stan fanfic where Lil leaves Stan after he says "Kaif Daddy" at that one pivotal moment of intimacy?

[@Darkpwng]

You can just TASTE the sexual tension between Lil and Kaif. A forbidden Romance

[@newwordblues3030]

Joe and kaif forever

[@roeyzfaigmanimiranda2038]

@@newwordblues3030 yus!!!!

[@Arius_suira]

@@newwordblues3030 The only one for Kaif.

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

Delicious.

[@atm3295]

I mean... They would make a great couple

[@thunderstripe]

10:30 Can't even become glue properly. Surrounded by loved ones and you still fluff it.

[@FreezerP0p]

I like these, with all the betrayals and monsters, same with deceit.

[@kananjarrus4101]

You know Lily is angry when she says “Kaif-uh”.

[@localmoron1447]

“I taste like happiness and positivity” Me: What does a traitor taste like?

[@simplyyshelly4103]

Waht ever kaif tastes like XD JK idk

[@BillyBob-tr5cv]

I know this is an old game, but I bet watching the crew play aliens vs predictor would be hilarious.

[@shilukk4539]

As somebody who has never seen Lily before, my understanding of her and Kaif's relationship is very strange right now.

[@Rudeus1197]

8:40 So that’s where that came from xD

[@josuelopez4236]

8:53 trust me best part

[@bait644]

I knew Stan does sheep but that's a whole new level Kaif. Take it. Take all his love in. For the bits!

[@ItsClemenceau]

Lil: If you never hear from me again, I killed myself Kaif: *laughter intensifies*

[@researchertoast]

Stan was the most concerned with his oh no

[@gewpy9939]

1:09 if you listen closely you can hear em yell. YEEAAA. Also yes I know that’s his thing for subbing to him on twitch

[@starpokeheart664]

11:13 extremely swift karma

[@professorcbt9305]

"Sam, I just watched Gary die." "Yeah I know, I was with you I saw it as well" "Oh... yeah but you didn't have to witness it."

[@noamcuh7323]

Just realised I’ve been watching u for a year or so yeah nice vid!

[@GIGITOPLESS]

6:13 sets off google assistant lol

[@patoflechat]

One of your funniest videos. Watched this one like 6 times. You need to make more SCP: Secret Laboratory vids.

[@SuperCheppies]

i can imagine keemstar screaming when 096 is triggered, can someone tell the devs to do that for april fools or something :D _________________________________________________________________________ Kaif you nearly have 1 mill views cmon you are so close!!!!!!!

[@Robert-pw6cv]

You don't have to stare directly at shyguy to trigger, it's when he's on your screen for more than like 2 seconds

[@wolffie1089]

Did anyone here Stan’s laugh at 5:43 sounds like goofy

[@Koyu_Ruh]

Incredible how much the game changed. How it looks and the reworks and additions compared to this version. I am so happy that you got me into the game just because I watched your channel. I also really love Warhammer: Vermintide 2 all thanks to you. I know, I know, it's an old video, but it fits the best here because it makes the most sense to point out how vastly different the game is compared to back then. All it needs is some colorblind mode so I can actually see Chaos and MTF and I am happy.

[@MordhauReferee]

Lily: Get on your knee. Kaif: Why did you call me fucker? Lily: You dindt stop him. Kaif: What What i suspose to punch him? Lily: Y E S.

[@mieciotherock5131]

I love comming back to the old vids and enjoying the nostalgia :D

[@NoStrategyNeededGaming]

Am I the only one who would love to see how lily looks like? oO

[@Kaiff]

I already have 😉

[@NoStrategyNeededGaming]

Pic Bro :P I need a face to that voice :D

[@numnuts1013]

Kaif did you stuff that hot pocket

[@atm3295]

@@numnuts1013 what do you mean by that word? 😏

[@Horse_Puncher]

www.twitch.tv/sr_lily

[@samcorneby1777]

Not doing this as a bit but just rewatching this video and got to 6:45 just after Kaif and Joe were talking about the Barry White singing and the radio that I have playing in the background just started playing the exact song "can't get enough of your love babe". What a hilarious coincidence

[@marklopez1152]

Nice video. Love the scp vids cause they are feckin hilarious. Also, quick question. Is Lily german cause I heard her accent acting up during the video?

[@SpacePrivate]

11:13 that manly voice i love it

[@umuo-the-dragon]

Only 25 seconds and I'm already dying by laughter

[@bloodmoon8975]

0:16 when you walk into a dark alley and the hood is just waiting for you

[@novawolf791]

0:10 photos taken before a disaster

[@backstabboi4559]

8:01 stan followed up good

[@Nico78Not]

I ship Kaif and Lil so hard :o

[@danklemonsoda7796]

NotxNami why kaif I such a pilok

[@potattoo5290]

NotxNami yeah, same

[@btd5ninja64]

@@illumnigd8649 kil lil xd

[@ilikecheese4518]

idk what lil even looks like so

[@theweirdcanadian5247]

0:30 I had a moment once in DayZ when I heard a gate open inside of the building to which we were heading, then we rounded the corner into the building and there was a freshie inside. My friend hadn't heard the gate so he wasn't expecting there to be someone there and he proceeded to empty half his mag and 3 bullets from mine...Let's just say that guy was very dead

[@jflintgaming6832]

Normal player using the coms: *talking* How i use it: to all remaining SCP guards... EXIQUTE ORDER 66!

[@iceydicey77]

Gary's rat moment was probably the funniest thing ever on this series too date

[@Bouillestfu]

Lilly's voice is like nails on a chalkboard!

[@minutemen_in_t-605]

Lil: Kaif, Kaif let's leave him here Kaif: Ok

[@faceless266]

Stan is my favorite, such a sweet little boi

[@MarizaTigerMom]

11:56 almost gave me a heart attack

[@loudbro1177]

When she said daddy it made me laugh best vid on youtube

[@marvmarv5629]

"Lil I'd love to be inside your hot pocket" *instantly cuts to commercial*

[@nuui2hou]

4:29 that scream lmao

[@grimreaper8521]

For anyone who asks, the song at the end of the video is called “Literary” by Jincheng Zhang.

[@apexhivemind8948]

8:53 lit

[@thehappyman_yt3282]

Kaif:hey Ben do u hear the containment doors opening? Kaif:AAAAHHHHHHH Fuck God dammit

[@NNinja1255]

14:08 I cant stop laughing at this one part

[@alcyone1985]

I could watch these videos all day rofl. it never gets old hearing all the trash talking everyone does

[@tameronica]

Me: *Sees a Doggo* Also Me: *Sneaks* Doggo: Impossible =O

[@northan4the_fox189]

I love it when some one talks on the PA system it’s always funny

[@taelma23]

These subtitles give me soviet womble vibes

[@alphamamba3076]

"Her voice goes through me like wet chalk" 1:53

[@womangaming9169]

6:20 oh my

[@rbreachgamer54]

Kaif always: opens door 049: bonjour

[@MultiGamerClub]

8:56 - "KAIF DADDY", saving that.

[@tntyeeter3947]

Actually 8:53

[@Guaguadeath]

Kaif I just started following your channel and I have to say this video was fucking hilarious as usual. I binge watched all your previous videos (couldn't help it) and love the txt subtitles. Keep being a funny ass Welshman. Props from Southern California! PS you posted this on my birthday today. thanks for the laughs man

[@Kaiff]

Happy birthdaaaaaaay

[@Guaguadeath]

@@Kaiff thanks man! But I'm 27 now is that too old to be watching your videos? lol

[@swayyou1858]

you guys are so funny :D Hey Kaif (and Sam) if you could bodyswap with someone the opposite gender for three days - would you do it? And if Lil would be the one to trade with - so the one in charge of your body - would your answer still be the same? Love ya´all :)

[@BodegaTheKid]

fishin for fanfic material i see. tis a noble cause.

[@Dyld1993]

Kaif uploaded a video. Instant gratification. I laughed my ass off, awsome video mate.

[@Wonezzzz]

11:13 AlbertsStuff? Is that you?

[@darthvadersleftglove]

Go back to roblox

[@darthvadersleftglove]

Roblox is forbidden in the scp universe.

[@Wonezzzz]

oh my. a year? jesus christ, quarantine is fast

[@mex9055]

0:13 The calm before the split second storm

[@diophobe9948]

You are Lily’s KAIF-u. its ok if you don’t laugh

[@thehatred94]

"i was looking at the wall" YOU WHERE LOOKING AT THE DOOR YOU DONGUS XD

[@asianlife4248]

The sound of fucking karma but he deserved it 11:18

[@DickieDs]

Its a nice day on the beach and the seagulls are squawking (9:48)

[@KingZach284]

Hey Kaif. Remember when I said I wanted more? I lied. I want even moaaaaaar

[@lunakillwolf6039]

"Wait... what the fuck did I do?!" - kaif, who didnt do nothing wrong, ever

[@nucleartimes7679]

11:12 i was dying