you'd think the devs could make maps at least as good as fan made ones, huh?
@EverlastingEclipse Жыл бұрын
They are about as trolly as most fan made ones.
@skrufff Жыл бұрын
13:55 classic dog vision Hornby moment right there
@BigSadClownBoi Жыл бұрын
I knew he'd do it too. Drove me mad lol
@Zendu9 Жыл бұрын
Trott wasnt much better just firing at the same power each time expecting something else to happen
@ryanthomas9633 Жыл бұрын
Alex “I just had two 14ers” Smith
@MegMyfawnwy Жыл бұрын
Ross should hopefully have seen a doctor by now if his Rib still hasn’t recovered…😅
@aethernaut1899 Жыл бұрын
It's never a bad idea, but usually there's not much they can do with a cracked rib; it takes a long time, and hurts like a bastard, but it will heal.
@WintersInBerlin Жыл бұрын
They're all quacks!
@BlackIronHero Жыл бұрын
@@aethernaut1899very true. They give you a scan, say "yeah that's a fracture", then tell you to take it easy and let it heal. Not like they can put a cast or a splint on your rib.
@tezcharold Жыл бұрын
@@aethernaut1899 Broken rib doesn't hurt that much, bruised or sprained is much worse. But yep can't do anything about it, I rang my doctor after a few weeks and he said don't even bother coming in.
@daredemontriple6 Жыл бұрын
Also, try getting a GP appointment in 2023 Britain. You'd have an easier job passing a kidney stone the size of a golf ball
@Zendu9 Жыл бұрын
It is weird how i continue to eat dinner during hat films videos its like theyve conditioned my brain
@benbutler2143 Жыл бұрын
I was eating my once a year summer watermelon. Why do I do this to myself.
@toasty4000000 Жыл бұрын
Exposure therapy. There are still some topics that trigger me but I feel completely numb to the common ones now lol
@Lunch_Meat Жыл бұрын
Hat films uploads while I'm at work and I can only watch it after work, when there is no time to do anything but cook and eat. I'm a victim of circumstance.
@faultyfox669 Жыл бұрын
Same for my lunch break. I was literally biting into a cream cheese bagel as they were talking about 'washing hands'.
@threegayfish Жыл бұрын
Does the DLC include friends to golf with?
@joshuaa4677 Жыл бұрын
You've got to go to Thailand for that kind of DLC
@death_roe Жыл бұрын
Only half a friend
@comradeaxel1030 Жыл бұрын
I thought to myself "Hatfilms videos have been pretty safe and theres nothing else to watch so might as well" so to answer Ross' question, I was eating a nice McDonald's cheeseburger and fries
@Harry101UK Жыл бұрын
Pre-rfrozen?
@SaintPhoenixx Жыл бұрын
Oh it's Crip Crop, Alfred Spaffy and Ronk Hornswoggle. I'm currently eating some fruit & nut milk chocolate since you asked.
@jimtiffin5128 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why but ronk made me spit out my drink 😂
@DjDolHaus86 Жыл бұрын
If you'd broken a rib you'd know about it, it makes breathing uncomfortable and if you laugh or do something that really works the ribcage it's agony. More likely a tight muscle or at worst slipping rib syndrome which is caused by the cartilage moving in the lower ribs, rest and ice will generally solve it
@PierceArner Жыл бұрын
5:24 - Clicky Rib Ross sharing a very important thought on personal hygiene.
@oliht3472 Жыл бұрын
Ah a good video to eat to. FYI Ross: I was having some dry pasta i found in the kitchen
@ugur123a Жыл бұрын
Semi-pro golf savant Ross Hornby
@foxface7938 Жыл бұрын
*Ronk Hornby
@Lunch_Meat Жыл бұрын
Man knows his holes
@JonponMusic Жыл бұрын
Ross miss-a-lip Hornby
@ndrost Жыл бұрын
Watching Twott implode is amazing
@ArtificialMisery Жыл бұрын
oof, don't talk about implosions, too soon
@BryceTackes Жыл бұрын
literally eating a brownie right now during the gaper hand-washing segment.....no regrets
@snark6395 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I find having a physical prop helps me imagine better too.
@zunalter Жыл бұрын
Interesting that Ross defaulted to calling them fries instead of chips
@Lunch_Meat Жыл бұрын
It's the superior name. God bless 'murica.
@aedancs Жыл бұрын
they should add forfeits for losing. like if Ross loses, Trott has cut to his own hands off or something like that.
@SaintPhoenixx Жыл бұрын
If Alan loses, Ronk has to get a vasectomy. If Trott loses, Alan has to ride a mechanical bull for the entirety of their next Twitch stream session. If Ronk loses, Trott has to drink a suckling cow completely dry of milk.
@Banette87 Жыл бұрын
5:50 I was eating an english muffin with some butter, cheese and a slice of ham on it.... was just a snack
@Exquisite_Poupon Жыл бұрын
14:28 Smith isn't even hiding it anymore.
@MrDarkbluewater Жыл бұрын
Could someone explain?
@Trespale567 Жыл бұрын
Had can mean fucked and fourteeners could be fourteen year olds haha
@yeetusyourmeetus Жыл бұрын
@@MrDarkbluewater the phrasing makes it sound like he had sex with two fourteen year olds.
@Exquisite_Poupon Жыл бұрын
@@MrDarkbluewater Alex "I just had two fourteeners" Smith sounds like the name of someone who would have chipped in to making sure Epstein's secrets died in that jail cell.
@Ragetiger1 Жыл бұрын
only 9 holes. . . not worth the DLC cost at all. Now back to making myself a plate of hot chips or fries. I cannot help it sometimes, the seasoned ones are so good you don't need to have anything else with them.
@nardsy466 Жыл бұрын
There’s a theme here with Ross not trusting doctors😂 wonder what put him off…
@ideadlift20kg83 Жыл бұрын
He is a hypochondriac so that doesn't help him.
@SaintPhoenixx Жыл бұрын
I blame Shipman. He's still causing pain even in death.
@Lunch_Meat Жыл бұрын
Any full body examinations by a doctor would mean that those doctors might find the hidden zipper under his armpit.
@serenity8839 Жыл бұрын
I was finishing my Roast, lovely brown gravy really immersing me in the content topics its like im really there.
@Excelsior1337 Жыл бұрын
For some reason, I always come back to Hat Films videos when I'm eating. 😋 Glad Ross immediately brings up shit in my breakfast as I'm eating it. 💀 Edit: How kind of Ronk to ask. I'm eating a nice sloppy bowl of oatmeal.
@shmink2 Жыл бұрын
For me it was sourdough bread toasted after cutting around the mold then soaking it in lurpack
@tikexmc4349 Жыл бұрын
Eating my weetbix for breakfast was a mistake (2:55)
@TheBinarySon Жыл бұрын
Ross I had a double cheese burger, a steak and cheese, and an Italian sub. I'm fat.
@GothTamer Жыл бұрын
Genuinely had to stop the video when Ross asked what I’m eating lol. Thanks man haha 😂
@datguy6101 Жыл бұрын
Get well soon Ross
@thomasfloyd6714 Жыл бұрын
Oh man, trotts growing his Lego hair back
@dynamiteamollymauk9111 Жыл бұрын
5:40 I'm eating tuna pasta Ross. And I always eat during a Hat Films vidieo, I want to be disgusted!
@awesomeaartvark Жыл бұрын
Wait, Ross actually broke a rib, that wasn't a joke?? I swear, he just randomly has the worst/weirdest accidents and just announces them like it's never a big deal, haha, I hope your rib is feeling better by now Ross, or that you got seen by a doctor or something!
@nathangee7075 Жыл бұрын
He hit the barrier pretty hard when they were karting and cracked it.
@awesomeaartvark Жыл бұрын
@@nathangee7075 Aw man, that sounds so painful!! Hopefully he starts to feel better soon, having your ribs make a clicking sound does not sound like a fun time
@ejomatic7480 Жыл бұрын
I was wrist deep in a tube of Pringles when they brought up 'washing their hands in your gaping ass'... I really need to stop eating during these videos.
@marcusmues Жыл бұрын
that map did look pretty, but way too trolly and short so I think the reviews are justified. still love golf content though!
@kingkuma4112 Жыл бұрын
It took the Hat Bois 1 minutes and 9 seconds to say something questionable today. Today's questionable comment was by Trott and the Hat boys were playing Golf With your Friends. The current average is 2 minutes and 27 seconds. I will post this on every video unless I forget.
@gregthompson5580 Жыл бұрын
It took me three minutes to realize I was eating dinner while watching a hatfilms video.
@_Uhtcaru Жыл бұрын
3 mins in.... I'm eating my breakfast muesli watching this. I love hat films
@sarahc4004 Жыл бұрын
Hello, Ross. I'm having tea and oatmeal, and I've been watching your videos long enough I don't even register the problem with eating during them anymore.
@richardjones8846 Жыл бұрын
5:40 burritos
@X6Darkstar6X Жыл бұрын
Eating some pasta, shredded green beans, and some spam. Pretty good. Thanks for the vid.
@TheVeeBeaT Жыл бұрын
At time of asking, it was in fact dinner time, so I was eating a no-meat pasta "bolognese." It's pretty tasty.
@sarahknight6627 Жыл бұрын
Trott calling Ross; Ronk. 🤣 Legendary Minecraft player Ronk_
@TheRhinoDino Жыл бұрын
Of course I happen to be eating Weetabix Mini's when they mention finding poop in your Weetabix, classic. But of course it made me enjoy it more!
@matl7048 Жыл бұрын
Soooooo Is the Murphy ball gimbal shot in the members video? If so then please take my money!!!
@Flashjackmak Жыл бұрын
Something tells me Trott's going to add another bad review for this DLC.
@boopy3919 Жыл бұрын
My food choice for this video: A slice of toast w/ butter and creamcheese, felt fancy so I added some black pepper and Worcestershire sauce
@aktyelements8034 Жыл бұрын
5:40 I was eating chicken nuggets when you started talking about shit. I don't know what I expected though; really this is on me
@TrustedInSci Жыл бұрын
I was eating Weetabix with Greek Yogurt and Peanut Butter. I did not in fact find a shit in it. Thanks for asking Ross.
@TheVenomation Жыл бұрын
You guys should get back on Walk about mini golf, theres a fair few new maps since you played last.
@ChonkyMonkey1 Жыл бұрын
So what'd Ross actually do to his rib?
@SaintPhoenixx Жыл бұрын
No idea but for some reason, I just assume it was comedic. Like he got run over by a clown car.
@pifeg Жыл бұрын
I think he got it by crashing his go-kart during Craig's Big Day Out 2
@Thane_of_Cawdor Жыл бұрын
Country Crisp cereal. Cheers lads.
@Saltynerd Жыл бұрын
I am, infact, currently eating some burger king fries watching this
@EgholmViking Жыл бұрын
Im eating the noble feast of chicken on toast, and a pepsi twist for drink
@bananaoncrack9289 Жыл бұрын
I'm eating red snapper, baked potatoes and dressed fennel, Ross. And I'll have you know I am comfortably numb to the disgusting discussions. Keep it up boinks
@practicalpupa8192 Жыл бұрын
I was eating honey bunches of oats for this one
@Jack93885 Жыл бұрын
I've got some hash browns, some wedgies, some onion rings and some baked beans.
@terafang9949 Жыл бұрын
I was eating goulash and I couldn’t stop thinking the meat was a prolapse with how much they talked about asses
@suqmaidic1869 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Uncle Smaffy. I bet my last 50 cents on you and won 20 to one. My kids get to watch me eat tonight thanks to you.
@TsuchiGaming Жыл бұрын
Eating a cup noodle at work while watching this
@shmanielshmlane2359 Жыл бұрын
Eating beef jerkey. I would kill for some fries
@spicymelons8819 Жыл бұрын
im eating refried egg fried rice
@AndresIndoril Жыл бұрын
I was having some nice ramen, thanks for asking! :D
@awesomeaartvark Жыл бұрын
Eyy, same! haha
@milchine Жыл бұрын
I just finished eating weet bix when Smith brought them up, lucky timing I guess lol
@MuleyxHD Жыл бұрын
I had scrambled eggs and toast while watching this.
@ballinbalgruuf8198 Жыл бұрын
The fall of golf legend Chris Cross
@LaWraWaN Жыл бұрын
5:40 I am eating a bowl of salad at 4 in the morning. I have no kind of losing appatite thing tho so im fine. :)
@Jip_K Жыл бұрын
Spicy salt and chilli chicken
@CassianGray Жыл бұрын
This course looks like I'd rage quit it halfway through. Super trolly, cool aesthetic. For Ross, I was eating honey and oats granola cereal. It's probably not good for me that y'all have desensitized me to so much awful/gross shit lol
@oathbound_a8961 Жыл бұрын
Eggs and rice Ross, ty for asking, forever a gentleman
@scottgraham6108 Жыл бұрын
Toast while listening to washing hands
@andolirien Жыл бұрын
5:41 I'm having some delicious ramen noodles. Slurping those juicy bois into my mouth, Ross.
@Chromaz Жыл бұрын
I literally had a plate of fries while watching this....
@Zooth56 Жыл бұрын
Eating crisps and dip right now Ross, Thanks for asking
@malkav1337 Жыл бұрын
eating miso soup. now the mushrooms look suspicious to me
@MH-hu5pi Жыл бұрын
I'm eating chocolate with hazelnuts
@user-co2ps4yo7k Жыл бұрын
i was doing the opposite of eating - pissing out of my arse
@TheSillyPiglet Жыл бұрын
I'm eating some yoghurt with banana and chocolate sprinkles.
@Smedenx Жыл бұрын
The worst part of hat films video is how all over the place their volumes are
@Phil_AKA_ThundyUK Жыл бұрын
Sloppy chicken and bacon risotto
@tenebraebr Жыл бұрын
Trolly. Expensive. 9 holes (half a full course). Yeah, I can see why it isn't highly rated.
@hockey4240 Жыл бұрын
I was eating chicken and rice
@rachelelam9711 Жыл бұрын
Sloppy pizza 5:42
@PurpleOwl79 Жыл бұрын
I am eating pizza for this video Ross, thanks for asking.
@RegularCupOfJoe Жыл бұрын
I was eating radishes.
@originalpleb Жыл бұрын
it was an orange...orange you glad something something...joke
@MetalMonkey Жыл бұрын
I'm currently eating a ham and cheese sandwich
@jamesabunawass6708 Жыл бұрын
Chick-Fil-A grilled chicken club. With a bit a poopeh
@llumluella Жыл бұрын
im eating a lamb curry, ive never been bothered by hatfilms after seeing /r/spacedicks with ross
@SuperManSam98 Жыл бұрын
I’m eating some Haribo goldbears
@100Peterll Жыл бұрын
Did Ross break his ribs? How?
@anomalousresult Жыл бұрын
He tripped over his dick.
@LeonVP70 Жыл бұрын
im eating spicy popcorn chicken with ranch and drinking chocolate milk 😊
@sabermachine3296 Жыл бұрын
I’m eating toast, not sloppy so all good🤙
@magsb707 Жыл бұрын
Cuppa and oreos
@d.r2533 Жыл бұрын
Not enough explosions
@zrath67 Жыл бұрын
Mini wheats, you monsters.
@Cpt-Jackson2648 Жыл бұрын
A twister ice lolly
@ShadowGirl- Жыл бұрын
Short Changed!!! x.x
@ZomgitsZed Жыл бұрын
Eating pop tarts
@Entariiljc Жыл бұрын
Sounds like Ross might have a bit of rib flare
@Cerviathrax Жыл бұрын
So I'm a bit out the loop, what's the deal with legendary minecrafter Woss_? Smith finally snap and go a bit too hard beating him with a sock of oranges?