Don't Shoot! We're German! | Battlefield V

[@TheSillyPiglet]

I always enjoy your Battlefield Death Compilations.

[@ryanthomas9633]

The men who were born to die

[@matthewnash4953]

yeah, not really surprise that they would get hammered in this

[@xenophyte]

jeeez smiffy! starting the video with _"it's only half a track though. it's like a kanye west album."_

[@bannanamouse]

Smiffy confirmed not wavy

[@vetofallen6227]

I would have said xxxtabletennis but either one works

[@JoeSmith-pp6uy]

HE'S A FAMILY MAN

[@jamesbazely5487]

Always knew they were german, explains why Trott was so keen to dye his hair blonde

[@danielrogers216]

james bazely blue eyes and blonde hair he’s the perfect aryan

[@sirBrouwer]

@@danielrogers216 and tall

[@5Andysalive]

@@sirBrouweris it blond though?

[@krana986]

19:44 Nice pings there bois, no wonder it looks like your hitting them, but not hitting them 😂

[@idiotstupid5904]

i love the long range sniping with a 9mm smg sten, pure class

[@idiotstupid5904]

i love the long range sniping with a 9mm smg sten, pure class

[@r-mur]

Maybe they're still running through Ross' VPN for some strange reason?

[@AlexFogle]

Why is Alex Smith starting to look like Simon? Or maybe that's why you never see them at the same time...

[@thiccen_nuggets3645]

when i saw the thumbnail i taught it was burnie burns

[@garethjones6082]

I was thinking johnny bravo

[@PiousMoltar]

It took me far too long to realise that wasn't Simon in the thumbnail.

[@NibblerPDX]

Idk why, but I thought that was Simon in the thumbnail lol...

[@sirBrouwer]

Simon as in Simon from Today I Found Out ? I can see that. mostly do to there pictures now being side by side on my youtube sub page

[@IceBlueJoe]

Wtf I was 100% sure it was Simon😂

[@firefistx7477]

Me too haha

[@JAYDEE3103]

cause it looks a little like him. now ya know why

[@BigLargeExtraDel]

@@sirBrouwer you are so infinitely lost

[@KingMeeqs]

Watching them play FPS games should replace the capital punishment.

[@RoflmayoMan]

If you want real pain, go back to their battlefailed series. Now that's proper torture

[@alexlawson4173]

you might think theyre bad at aiming, but way back when CoD blackops was out, I played sudden death (or whatever its called when basically a single bullet kills) and would just spray bullets everywhere, just hip fire, and somehow I actually did decently by just shooting through walls. p.s. nice run on sentence. I'm not gonna fix it though.

[@notgaryoldman1178]

0:48 Trott really needs to turn his mouse sensitivity down. Using high mouse sensitivity in FPS games is like trying to thread a needle while wearing mittens. So many people overlook the importance of it, but playing with low sens can improve _anybody's_ skill by an enormous margin. EDIT: I should add that I can take at least 3 months of solid use to fully get used to low sens...even after that you keep improving for another 12 months and then you plateau. Long wait, but it's worth it in the end.

[@BlackWerwulf]

7:42 - Oh Smith XD "AH! Mein Arsch ist kaputt!" (AH! My ass is broken!)

[@stewie410]

All the "Hilfe!", I almost feel like they're trying to do an impression of Jimmy Broadbent.

[@redperils]

HARD BODS RE-ASSEMBLE

[@firefistx7477]

2 year ago no1 knew how to slowdown and use team work and know all the functions and the icons meanings. Its a really good game today

[@gregorywhatley9659]

11:44 I thought that sound was either coming from my stomach or from someone elses nearby because I was alt tabbed and didn't realise it was a plane

[@carlotta3104]

The half assed German in this episode was actually surprisingly much better than usually

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

6:10 Yeah, Ive had that happen to me as well for the half track MG as well as the Valentine MG. Is that a bug or are we just using it wrong?

[@architect11]

Using the frame skip buttons , and . you can see that trott did headshot quite a few people in close quarters and that those shots did not register.

[@IAMENS1]

All 3 of them have 200 ping, everyone else in the server seems to be around or below 50 so that's probably why

[@theaces3697]

shame you weren't able to jump in a spitfire or the stuka, its so awesome

[@DarkTails25]

Lads a good tip with reviving use a smoke grenade near someone or on someoke your reviving. The smoke work better in this battlefield due to the small icon you get with spotting best way to revive without getting shot your self.

[@jessegreen1891]

I was taking a drink during that smiffy crying part.

[@HowBigistheMap]

I wait for Firestorm (The Battlefield V Battle Royale) in March

[@TheodoreStagnum]

trott screaming hilfe is my favourite thing 😂😂

[@tctallon]

I like the lighting change.

[@hectorcooper4485]

That ad before this video was in German, your accents obviously tricked the youtube algorithm

[@SuperJhumps]

"theres only half a track, its like a Kanye West album" - Smith, this was a top burn

[@Ralaigon]

7:43 "NEIN, MEIN ARSCH IST KAPUTT" XD

[@PiousMoltar]

It took me far too long to realise that wasn't Simon in the thumbnail.

[@jackreid6412]

Anyone else get a German Lego movie advertisement? Haha

[@nickv7975]

It's funny because when they yell mein handy it means my cell phone

[@TheChunkyBadger]

I thought it was Simon in the thumbnail. I just got new glasses but they must not be good enough.

[@splinte111]

What is this tick rate? Very few of the bullet hits actually register?

[@donovanmiller8318]

16:34 also known as a cathedral

[@zacbowley9385]

Please do more I really liked this from you guys

[@NotLegato]

i really like the maps in this one.

[@TheNumptyy]

Smithy just relentless all episode, nothing but savagery.

[@dylanboczar999]

Will we be getting streams of this? I sure hope so!

[@eDWICHt]

I died at Smith yelling: 'Mein Arsch ist kaputt!'

[@66josephrichter]

I thought that was Burnie Burns in the thumbnail

[@adamhaycock7982]

can we see some more squad gameplay

[@BBoYaKIMx3]

The new lighting is nice, but it seems a bit too strong. As the upper half of their heads are super bright, but the bottom half seems too dim (especially ross). Smith is lit, but looks super pink. Balance is very weird. Maybe the angle of the lights?

[@BBoYaKIMx3]

Nevermind. forgot they talked about their light setups being incomplete in the Assetto Corsa Competizione video >.>

[@andrewlogan9556]

trott you need to play on low latency settings

[@imjust_a]

"I'm going back to Squad" Squad stream confirmed?

[@UrzhadOwning]

Yes please!! More Squad, especially after the V12

[@Gortef]

You all had latency issues on that server (the icons on the right side of the screen), that was probably one of the main reasons why the guns did not feel to do jack shit. Please do play more of this, and if ya do remember to build things using the tool.

[@Muschelhirn]

as a german it is always funny to hear them talk german

[@KnabTheGoblin]

From the thumbnail I thought Burnie Burns was in this video. I was very confused.

[@PacTheOne]

continuously impressed by their german knowledge .. random nouns that these lads know. jA! KuGeLn in Mein GesiCHt

[@arcyhalk9]

This is such an unfinished game, texture rendering in inches from them, blown up vehicles disappearing in front of people,a load of other trash, but they make this game super enjoyable to watch

[@preachercaine]

Thought that was Burnie Burns in the thumbnail

[@PiousMoltar]

I don't know who that is, but I thought it was Simon

[@preachercaine]

@@PiousMoltar Alsmiffy

[@YesdogLive]

Looked at the thumbnail and wondered why Burnie Burns was on a HAT Films video.

[@saintlarfleeze3551]

I love how they were talking about battlefield 4 and 1 being the one game apart difference. They forgot about hardline didn’t they?

[@dn5228]

Burnie Burns in the thumbnail lol?

[@szymonkolendo509]

The most important question is - is Trott a family man?

[@fringedwig4670]

bf3 is still active people are even playing it on xbox 360 and ps3

[@jesse5769]

I was gonna say this is just a reskinned bf1 but it's just bf1 with new maps

[@henrycoles-abell2064]

Moving back to Squad you say?

[@KayJay01]

Not so fun fact: about 40% of all casualties during WW2 was related to friendly-fire.

[@KayJay01]

Read it on reddit so it’s probably innaccurate.

[@robinjohns8995]

Just thought I'd point out that panzerfaust translates loosely to tank fist

[@sirBrouwer]

loosely? is't exact that. a fist that punches the tank. it was a very effective grenade launcher that even civilians could use with relative ease. just point and shoot.

[@robinjohns8995]

@@sirBrouwer I say loosely because I doubt that's how a German would define its name, not everything has a straight forward translation

[@fishpop]

Smith looks like Jesse Cox in the thumbnail. Or at least to me he does. :P

[@1ironside]

Miss Battlefield 1942, those were the days!

[@Mike_Poppe]

Good ish gents

[@falkhar82]

Fucking headshot master Ross

[@KingNamazu]

I'm not sure if they like playing Battlefield or if they just like being German

[@sirBrouwer]

They prefer being German. who doesn't?

[@shakenj]

ross ur doin great

[@TreVotheJoke]

Be careful that's some crazy s***

[@therebel1375]

Play more battlefield I love bf3 as well Smith!

[@Hatchett_]

Trott dropping Metallica references and no one else noticing

[@DrLobster]

I got his "over the hill and far away" reference...

[@shofyr]

my mind went to nightwish

[@alexanderfull1]

15:33 Ross literally putting 6 bullets into that mans chest without the game recognizing it, it's laughably pathetic.

[@TheNightDrummer]

Check out their pings in the scores; over 200 milliseconds to the server. Only for them 3 :/

[@MCJJ10]

200 Ping. This is expected.

[@TT-ki1er]

MEIN ARSCH IST KAPUTT

[@timmitchell3626]

Anyone else think that the thumbnail was Simon? No? Just me? My dad?

[@agentfluff557thexboxgecko4]

Great video boys! The Fallout 76 video is great as well!!

[@eddieleveridge7812]

Would this game be as fun with no friends to play with?

[@johnmacdonald812]

Is any game as fun to play without friends?

[@Marwolaeth01]

Dammit. Saw the thumbnail and thought they'd got Simon onboard... talk about bloody clickbait!

[@waasar]

How does Smith speak German so well?

[@ramboshamone9888]

@Jon .Snow Is this a new addition because that wasn't a thing in the schools I went to. One had the option of taking a German GCSE but it wasn't compulsory and started in year 9 and not before.

[@ginny4000]

@@ramboshamone9888 Yeah, we usually get mandatory french or spanish here

[@ramboshamone9888]

@@ginny4000 We had French and Spanish at the High School I was in and I actually did Spanish, but the person I replied to said that English schools teach German up until the age of 14, which means most English people should have 9 years of German lessons. Wondering whether this is something they added since I finished school or if he's incorrect.

[@ginny4000]

@@ramboshamone9888 I'm fairly sure it's not a new addition , it's something schools CAN opt into provided they have a teacher with the correct qualifications, which is why many private schools in the UK teach Latin for some ungodly reason. I'm fairly sure only French is mandatory to be available in all schools here since well, we're neighbours. Spanish is one where if they have the resources they can teach it as well it's just way more common to have available than German.

[@ramboshamone9888]

@@ginny4000 I thought as much, it was like that when I was in school, I was just confused by the comment saying that English schools teach German until the age of 14, as that was definitely not something I experienced in any of the many schools I went to.

[@EgErSudlandVikingr]

Ah, Beh, (c)seh, Deh, Eeh, Ehf, Ghe...my favorite was Eupsilon....well, Esset, then Eupsilon. I haven't taken German classes in 11 years. -_-

[@ViceroyGurin]

Hey lads you should try Post Scriptum, Its Squad's World war 2 sister game, It's a bit rough around the edges but still good fun.

[@glyn737]

When they say the French alphabet and call it German..! Got Em'

[@DanVR001]

Battlefield 1945 was an amazing game.

[@McPasty777]

Idk if you know but handy or handi? Not sure on spelling is what germans call a cell phone. I knew you meant something else but sounds funny in German context saying he needs his cellphone

[@ramboshamone9888]

It's also funny because a handy in English is short for a handjob, so he's shouting that he wants his handy is because it sounds to English speakers like German's are walking around talking casually about handjob they've gotten. I in no way mean hate, my girlfriend is German, it's just amusing to me and took me a while to get used to her talking about her handy.

[@DanRidings]

I love watching people who are as bad as me at this game

[@firefistx7477]

I might get this anyway haha

[@natalyst]

world war 2: cyborg edition

[@r-mur]

World War 2: Wolfenstein Edition

[@tekkityogscast]

Moorree

[@theprocastinators9518]

Smith, are we the baddies?

[@Adamcb8]

This looks exactly like Battlefield 1... What did they change?

[@cmdraxes3765]

The reason it looks like BF1 is because WW1 and WW2 are 20 years apart, if you play the game you will notice a very big difference

[@4450krank]

Its ww2 now.

[@PowerPAOK]

They changed the maps. That's it.

[@HarshWinter101]

The gun play feels way better. You can build defences and the classes are more refinded. And ww2

[@r-mur]

They added female soldiers. Lots and lots of female soldiers.

[@Scratch83]

There isn’t that many blue on blue incidents these days, there were a couple in Afghan, a few more in the early Iraq tor’s but nothing compared to pre gulf war... BTW, just noticed 666 likes...

[@foist101]

They completely fucked the shooting mechanics in BF1. Who at DICE thought they should take these 130cm long rifles and give every shot out of them a randomized cone of fire spread? Luckily BFV has gone back to a bit more of a skill based thing where most shots are predictable like in 3 and 4, and you can actually tap fire automatics again.

[@RealDids]

The way Smith pronounced "ABCD" is exactly how it sounds like in Finnish too. Cool.

[@cassu6]

well not exactly...

[@RealDids]

​@@cassu6 Eh, close enough.

[@firefistx7477]

Looks like the same game as Bf1 although the better guns may change the pace

[@danielpatrick1518]

Why don't you play Squad? With good enough editing people would watch it

[@dinovi1]

I changed my steam name to Sub To Hat Films on YT

[@Force2reckonVods]

"SIXTY SIXTY BEHIND US!" Someone's been playing a lot of royale games.

[@blue_tabz8574]

Why's justin roiland in the thumbnail??

[@autemsicarius]

This game is themed around ww2 right? Why is the german using the german empire flag? (I think that what the german empire flag looks like)

[@cassu6]

at what point?

[@autemsicarius]

What do you mean?

[@wadud92]

I expected Simon. There is no Simon. Damn clickbait thumnbail

[@preachercaine]

Can never beat Battlefield 2142

[@samhardy9025]

This counts as german revision... right? RIGHT??

[@prickvicious9484]

Dear Chris Trott, I've been a fan of both Hat Films and Battlefield for many years. I must inform you that all the times in this video you said you hit the opposition with Bullets, you didn't, but instead suppressed the enemy Sincerely, Grand Wizard Penis

[@noah.2B]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder what other games the hat boiks could play. Do they hate the black ops 4 zombies mode? I forget

[@FrederikTheFeared]

Complaining about hits not registering... plays with +200 ping. Stay classy BOIS!