Keyhole Surgery (Squad)

[@Flashjackmak]

"Does somebody need keyhole surgery?!" *Pulls out shovel* I'm guessing Trott's terrible war-time experiments mostly involved using gardening tools to perform complex operations.

[@__gavin__]

I still standby him

[@kacetaylor6121]

i dont mean to be so offtopic but does any of you know a tool to log back into an instagram account? I was dumb lost the login password. I love any tricks you can offer me!

[@jeremiasabel7288]

@Kace Taylor Instablaster =)

[@dawnofthedunk]

Brutus the barber beefcake of the golden era of WWE was once in the army. His tour only lasted two weeks tho as as soon as he dropped into Nam he vanished from his platoon for three days..upon finally returning crosseyed he had to be brought back to the US. It was later discovered that those few days he had gone missing was spent scalping the enemy and whatever animals he'd come across. He'd snuck a human coat of skin in his luggage on his return..

[@paidhits1037]

Just saw the Hat Films Vid and then I get this as well

[@WollyMilson]

Smith and his PTSD

[@impcgaming6560]

Plz do more squad I've really been enjoying these videos

[@RustyRacer]

"How to die repeatedly simulator 2021" looks pretty good, might add it to my steam wishlist

[@CaperCafe_]

Does anyone ever win at this game? Is it possible that the other team suffers a major defeat too and the devs are trying to convey the message that war is meaningless?

[@lliamdavis6950]

It might have somthing to do with them not being the best at the game, and playing for content, so not being uber tactical and messing around a bit, which wouldn't be that bad if it was just those 3, but they also have a whole squad of lads with them who are also mucking about with them.

[@BurningFyre]

I miss the vods of these

[@benrodir2]

gunna slap some patreon bucks come thursday, you guys have really done well this past year with the content.

[@benrodir2]

bit late but BAM, I am now a scrubscriber

[@enigmaPL]

Some good, consistent Squad-O.

[@Theoriginalwobba]

Do you guys ever win? Love the videos bois!

[@Tobaaarr]

Such wonderful rascals! Oh, wrong video.

[@andyboi8283]

Have you three tried playing insurgency sandstorm? The proximity voice chat is hilarious. It’s a good laugh and lots of fun too. Would enjoy seeing some chocolate bois in it.

[@Zach-h2l]

yea search it up, they have a video and a stream vod of them playing it about a year ago

[@enigmaPL]

They have but they should play some more. Especially now with the nighttime maps and equipment and stuff. Could be a good time.

[@charlieorsomething]

I don't understand Smith playing this game. He acts like such an expert and knows all the lingo but he just dies REPEATEDLY doing stupid shit? Walking into an open field in front of enemies ignoring any cover and/or alternate routes and wonders why he dies so quickly? Parks a tank in the middle of the road and once they start getting shot at orders the team to get out to be stood and just get shot at now without any protection. Lands a chopper in an open field without building cover? Healing teammates stood up directly in the line of fire without any smoke? Stood in the open looking down the barrel of a tank. Dead instantly. "I'm getting a bit overwhelmed". No shit? Doesn't make any sense?

[@matttaylor3354]

Whilst I can forgive a lot of it because ultimately they're trying to make amusing content, they waited 5minutes for that chopper to spawn in this game whilst there were 4 or 5 of us trying to hold W. Stepne without support, it was the only time I've felt genuinely frustrated whilst in their squad.

[@pendulum1997]

Shooting a teammate from 2 yards away because the tag didn't show up as well. Only playing as the British Army faction too. He was in the TA though....

[@MegaWarhero1]

Not gunna lie. I absolutely cannot stand Smith constantly telling everyone what to do in every single fucking video

[@samjones3167]

Have they ever won a game?

[@GTArmee]

I love eating slugs

[@wizardforhire1516]

On brand

[@AshLilburne]

I'll watch every Hat Films vid a few times over religiously no matter what the content is, but if im being completely honest, I find shooters like this and Tarkov pretty hard to fully get into with everyone looking the same.. Cant you get a Rocket Pass and add some chrome shoes or a spoiler at least to differentiate between teams

[@enigmaPL]

.......

[@AshLilburne]

enigmaPL 1463 if you believe the writings of Joseph Hendricks, but as we all know this has been hotly disputed since the discovery of the Yoeville Dragon Dildo which is believed to have been inserted closer to the start of the 15th century.

[@AshLilburne]

But seriously wtf was your post trying to accomplish? Tampon shortage?

[@ij20man35]

It be cool to see the hat gang play with other Squad KZbinrs. Like Friendly Nikolai, OperatorDrewski and or Nano who makes funny videos within Squad. MGE Gibs does Squad videos every now and then but he's more of an Insurgency: Sandstorm KZbinr. MGE Gibs Squad videos are still entertaining though.

[@incrediblepony]

I love the Squad stuff :) Ever considered making a Arma III unit for the Scrubscribers? :) I'm currently looking to get into that :)

[@undeadtobias4306]

Wow I never thought I’d join and see only a few comments lol

[@consgood]

You guys should try Arma 3 one time

[@lliamdavis6950]

Whelp thanks for FORCING me to go goole image search for keyhole surgery.

[@dasaxman1]

Ooh

[@benpoole6666]

I’m glad hat films are so funny and easy to watch because this game sucks I couldn’t just watch anyone play it

[@aaroncad5284]

Nice

[@cuttlefish2080]

meep

[@moonjunk9054]

If im gonna watch anyone commit war crimes, id rather watch them on my FAVORITE KZbin CHANNEL kzbin.info/door/JYvnogbZIQQvX9exn5aDPw HAT GAMING #IStandWithChrisTrott

[@CoolToMe_]

Smith all good?

[@simplyorange8553]

Overwhelmed by a video game, lul

[@CoolToMe_]

@@simplyorange8553 obviously deeper than that isn't it

[@simplyorange8553]

@@CoolToMe_ Nope, he was playing the game and said he needed 5 minutes cause he was getting overwhelmed.

[@CoolToMe_]

@@simplyorange8553 yes I know the game bought it on but he was obvs stressed

[@simplyorange8553]

@@CoolToMe_ Yea, so he got overwhelmed by a video game.

[@XenoTechnian]

Im i the only one that finds squad really hard to follow?

[@XenoTechnian]

Mikê'e Stark seeing whats going on, i can understand the macro, there in a helicopter, there going here, trotts a medic, so on and so forth, but when they get into actual combat it just seems like they all die all of the sudden with basically no idea where there getting shot, and i cant tell where there getting shit from either

[@XenoTechnian]

Mikê'e Stark i mean i get that, im just saying it makes it a bit hard to enjoy watching the boiks play it

@@XenoTechnian The boiks don't play good, that's their thing. That's why they kept making that reoccurring joke about Keyhole surgery because their thing is jokes. If you want to watch Squad gameplay where the player is good, watch Kamakut. He's really good at being squad lead, getting shit done, making sure things in FOBs are getting built and actually gets kills.

[@XenoTechnian]

Mikê'e Stark i know that, ive been subbed to them for ages, im just saying that because of the nature of what being bad in this game means (dying insantly upon getting out of the vechle) it makes it harder to enjoy watching, i still do because they still make great jokes, but its just real hard to fallow

@@XenoTechnian But that's the point. Talking about how things are going, that you left your gun at base, how really quick the helichopper is then the second you get out the helicopter is super loud, you're getting shot at, everyone around you is screaming and dying. That's literally the point, ironic humour.

[@bentricky]

Smiffy, please watch some guides on how to effectively lead a squad. You consistently show your lack of knowledge and experience.

That's a different guy lol. Smiffy is the name of one of the guys they play with. Also what do you mean. Smith learnt loads from his time in the TA ya bastard !

[@bentricky]

@ Yeah, if you commit suicide in the TA, you can teleport to a new spawn point for one ticket too!

[@TheSillyPiglet]

I'm early as balls.

[@Smedenx]

this is pretty boring imo

[@simplyorange8553]

Yeah it is.

[@enigmaPL]

One day, when you're older, you'll understand.